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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Morning Show, Scott, you're ready to go?

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Speaker 2: Go guess or Roland the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: We've got Scotty b Over in the serial Killers podcast room.

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Speaker 1: There he is right there.

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Speaker 2: And here in the main facility we have Gandhi and

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Speaker 2: we've got Scotty. Hell, We've got Garrett. We've got Danielle

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Speaker 2: Ye who is being such an asshole today.

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Speaker 4: No, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: May maybe more of a turd?

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Speaker 5: Why am I a turd?

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Speaker 3: Can we just that's a good question.

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Speaker 1: Why are you a turd?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Danielle?

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Speaker 1: Why am I?

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Speaker 3: You murdered three birds?

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Speaker 5: There was actually five ages.

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Speaker 3: You don't even give they've been hatched. It would have

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Speaker 3: been a different story.

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Speaker 6: I feel like this is the beginning of a horror

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Speaker 6: movie where the mom bird just watched you do it,

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Speaker 6: and it's like, Okay, I got you.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 5: I remember as a kid a couple of times we

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Speaker 5: had nests built near our house and near our door,

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Speaker 5: and there was one the mother. Something must have happened

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Speaker 5: to the mother. So we tried feeding the birds and stuff,

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Speaker 5: and it just didn't work out.

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Speaker 7: Wait, wait a second, hold on, how do we know

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Speaker 7: those were fertilized eggs? What if we were were just

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Speaker 7: dealing with like like regular eggs buying?

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Speaker 4: How do you know you weren't the eggs you buying

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Speaker 4: a store? A bird pooped them out over there.

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Speaker 7: That's how all the.

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Speaker 4: Mom was taking care of them. She was going back.

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Speaker 7: Maybe she doesn't know if it was fertile.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: How does that work?

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Speaker 3: That's actually a good question.

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Speaker 5: Drop.

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Speaker 1: Some eggs are not fertilized in this world.

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Speaker 7: Some are.

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Speaker 3: That's why some don't hatch. They just sit there.

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Speaker 1: They just sit there because it was like.

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Speaker 6: You don't know if they were You don't know if

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Speaker 6: they weren't.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's just assume they were not fertilized. It was

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Speaker 1: just still a monster. I need to think that. Knock

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Speaker 1: him on the ground.

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Speaker 2: God, Hey, have you ever opened some eggs in your

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Speaker 2: refrigerator and went to hit one on the bowl and

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Speaker 2: chickens in their Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No, but not like that would mean.

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Speaker 4: I think I would have been vegetarian if that happened.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't handle that, Oh my god, And then I'd

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Speaker 4: have to take care of the baby and all the.

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Speaker 3: Vegetarians eat eggs. I don't think it would have been

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Speaker 3: vegetarians egg yes, some do, some vegans.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, she'd become vegan.

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Speaker 4: I'd become vegan.

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Speaker 6: I went out to lunch with one of our very

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Speaker 6: good friends who is vegan, and she is like a

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Speaker 6: militant vegan and I felt pressure to not eat any

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Speaker 6: meat around her. And she's like, no, no, no, you

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Speaker 6: can totally eat what you want because I just wanted

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Speaker 6: to get sea bass. And I knew, you know, I've

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Speaker 6: seen some of the videos she posted, and she's like, no,

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Speaker 6: I don't judge.

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Speaker 4: I'm not.

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Speaker 6: I said, yes you do, Yeah you do? Are you

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Speaker 6: kidding me? You definitely judge. But I still got the fish.

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Speaker 5: It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: I think it was more in your head than it

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Speaker 1: was in your friend's head.

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Speaker 6: No, not this one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, dandy, all knows she's yet.

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Speaker 3: I would never be able to date a vegetarian or

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Speaker 3: vegan or any of that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's your choice. That's totally just say she's awesome.

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Speaker 4: They wouldn't want to date you either.

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Speaker 5: I like people that are vegan or but they don't

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Speaker 5: like force their views on you, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like they made a choice not to eat.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, They're not.

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Speaker 1: Well, get scary, He's just pissed off. It's a whole thing.

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Speaker 7: No, No, I'm just perplexed because I'm in my own

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Speaker 7: head now wondering about farm animals and chicken and eggs and.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what you're in your head right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: And also the one and also the thing I saw

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Speaker 7: on TikTok where all these palettes of eggs and then

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Speaker 7: in the middle of one of the palettes there's like

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Speaker 7: a little baby chicken like kind of that that hatch

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Speaker 7: out of one of the eggs. Is it possible that

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Speaker 7: one gets through and you don't know and then you

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Speaker 7: buy it.

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Speaker 5: Has to be incubated for a certain period of time, right,

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Speaker 5: I can't imagine. They just like, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Well, I grew up on a farm, so we had

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Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of different eggs for different

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Speaker 2: all right, So I fertilized, I got through, and I

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Speaker 2: cracked it open, and there's a little chicken in there.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm that was but that was a different circumstance.

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Speaker 2: So if you go to the grocery store today, take

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Speaker 2: your eggs home and open up an egg and there's

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Speaker 2: a chicken skeleton in there. Oh, I would kind of

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Speaker 2: like wonder what happened there.

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Speaker 7: He's gonna crack his eggs so slowly now for the

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Speaker 7: rest of his life. Yeah, I've never Yeah, it's it

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Speaker 7: will be frightening to me.

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Speaker 3: You just hold up Remember and in elementary school you

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Speaker 3: would taken egg and what hold it up to a

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Speaker 3: candle or something like that, and you were able to

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Speaker 3: see if there was a chicken in there. Yes, I

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Speaker 3: think a light or something.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, start doing that.

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Speaker 2: Scary started, you need to extray your eggs.

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Speaker 1: Just a thought? All right, what else is going on?

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Speaker 3: That's all I got.

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Speaker 4: I've just learned so much about people today that I've

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Speaker 4: just like changed my opinions.

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Speaker 1: People are awful, Yes, all right, okay, So what's that.

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Speaker 3: What's the biggest creature you would kill?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't care.

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Speaker 3: I don't kill anything. Spiders, flies, nothing like I.

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Speaker 6: Would kill with my bare hands.

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Speaker 3: Like like a pest. What's the biggest pest that you

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Speaker 3: would kill?

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Speaker 6: The only thing I will ever kill is a fly.

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Speaker 2: I killed ten thousand flies yesterday with my electric flash

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Speaker 2: water Well Tennis, the Tennis Record.

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Speaker 6: Comeliness Factory too that I'm like, oh, you will have

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Speaker 6: to die. Sorry, but spread something.

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Speaker 4: If there are hands in our house, we I know

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Speaker 4: Gandhi does the same thing. I try to put it

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Speaker 4: out something.

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Speaker 3: You read them out. I sprayed it with raid as

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Speaker 3: fast as possible.

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Speaker 7: Do you know how much ship I took last week

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Speaker 7: for drowning a scorpion that when I was in Costa Rica.

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Speaker 7: It was in the sink of and I caught it

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Speaker 7: between the top of the bottom.

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Speaker 6: It's more the description of how you drowned it.

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Speaker 1: It was I had no choice. But you're like, I

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Speaker 1: watched it slowly die and screen.

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Speaker 7: They're venomous and they're full. They could that poison and

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Speaker 7: if I'm allergic, then it's a bigger problem.

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Speaker 2: You're only gonna be honest. The people who had a

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Speaker 2: problem with that did not grow up with scorpions. I did,

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Speaker 2: and know its scorpions. They have to get allergic.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to find out that's the pulp, So

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Speaker 1: I killed the scorpion before this.

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Speaker 7: If it bites me and I'm allergic the tail, if

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Speaker 7: it stings me and I'm allergic, I'll find out real quick.

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Speaker 1: All right, Are you done? The five minute morning show

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Speaker 1: wasn't even Vie six

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Speaker 7: The fifteen minute morning show