Speaker 1: Welcome to today all day sitting in the hot seat today,
Speaker 1: Rod Robbins, How.
Speaker 2: You doing I'm good. How are you doing that?
Speaker 3: I'm doing good. How's everything feeling? What's going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so far, so good.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, training camp out is every every day is
Speaker 2: like one you know, big practice all the way leading
Speaker 2: up to uh to game day. So really just it's
Speaker 2: about stacking good days and you know, looking forward to
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Getting going.
Speaker 1: Okay, So talk to me about this season and now
Speaker 1: becoming a Bangle.
Speaker 3: You are an Ohio guy.
Speaker 1: I know that you've got some real deep roots with
Speaker 1: your whole family. But when you got the call that
Speaker 1: you're going to be a Bangle, what was that feeling
Speaker 1: for you and for your family?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was really good. It was really good. It
Speaker 2: was it was definitely positive feeling being in Ohio guy.
Speaker 2: That's something I didn't know. My granddad passed away in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. Apparently he took my dad to training
Speaker 2: camps when my dad was a kid. Oh wow, and
Speaker 2: he was like the only Bengal in their entire like family, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I learned that after the fact, which I thought.
Speaker 3: Was really really cool.
Speaker 2: My grandma, so he passed away. My grandma ended up
Speaker 2: coming to our last practice, which was really cool to
Speaker 2: see her.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 2: So uh yeah, no, it's just really really positive feeling.
Speaker 2: But you know, going even further back, it feels like
Speaker 2: a welcome back to Ohio type deal because everyone knows,
Speaker 2: you know, I went to Michigan and yeah, type type thing.
Speaker 3: So home coming.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's so cool.
Speaker 3: You got your grandma down here. How is she getting
Speaker 3: around the stadium and stuff?
Speaker 2: So she's great, Yeah, she's great. She okay, So we'll
Speaker 2: call her and ask her what she's doing, and keep
Speaker 2: in mind she's eighty something, and uh We'll say like, yeah, hey, grandma,
Speaker 2: what are you doing. She goes, well, I'm cleaning houses
Speaker 2: for old people. Grandma, you're you're old. She goes, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not, No, I'm not. So she that's her. She's fine.
Speaker 2: She's getting around like a twenty year old.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be coming down to games then as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if she's not too nervous. Yeah, oh yeah, she
Speaker 2: has a hard time watching them. Her argument was, I
Speaker 2: can come to practice because it's not a game, so
Speaker 2: I won't be nervous.
Speaker 3: Grandma's we love them. We love them. When you got the.
Speaker 1: Call draft day, you thought you were being pranked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who did you think was pranking you?
Speaker 2: I have a lot of friends who like being from Columbus,
Speaker 2: everyone went to a high state, Cincinnati or you know
Speaker 2: what else, so like all the high schools. So getting
Speaker 2: a call from a five to one to three and
Speaker 2: I have friends who are, you know, pretty mischievous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I kind of kept my garden. I kept my garden. Yes,
Speaker 2: I kept my guard up a little bit. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it was definitely a shock and at that point, by
Speaker 2: the end of the call, realizing like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: the real deal and get to see yourself on TV
Speaker 2: as I was pretty excited.
Speaker 1: So when you get the call and you think it's
Speaker 1: a prank, you're trying not to like actually show any
Speaker 1: emotion because you think that it's one of your friends
Speaker 1: just ribbing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Are you a prank caller?
Speaker 2: No? Okay. So the story behind why I thought it
Speaker 2: was a prank call is because Moody or Kicker at
Speaker 2: Michigan was drafted third round by the Niners, and the
Speaker 2: story was his him and his girlfriend planned a prank
Speaker 2: on him, like late in the third round and his
Speaker 2: girlfriend called him and then they like freaked out and
Speaker 2: it's like, no, look, guys, like talking to his parents,
Speaker 2: and his parents were freaking out, you know. So by
Speaker 2: the second time, like when he actually got the call
Speaker 2: later that night, he was like, look, guys, and they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: stop messing around with us.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no at this.
Speaker 2: So hearing that story, I kept my my guard up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girlfriends like to take the wind out of your sails.
Speaker 2: Now they agreed on.
Speaker 3: I love that. So you were a second generational kicker
Speaker 3: your dad? What was what was his reaction with everything?
Speaker 1: I mean he was also a Bengals fan though too right, right?
Speaker 1: Did he have any like nuggets of wisdom for you
Speaker 1: with coming to Cincinnati and just as a kicker?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, you know, growing up with him, he never
Speaker 2: pushed me to, you know, be a pun her in
Speaker 2: any kind of capacity, but according to most people in
Speaker 2: our hometown, it is like he's you know, pumping balls
Speaker 2: over her houses and he had tries with USFL teams
Speaker 2: and stuff. So he really like kind of got me
Speaker 2: into it when I wanted to learn how to. But yeah,
Speaker 2: as far as far as words of wisdom moving forward,
Speaker 2: I think he always just kind of keeps me on
Speaker 2: the right track, you know, whether I'm feeling like spiteful
Speaker 2: about something or not feeling too great about a situation
Speaker 2: or or you know, in the past if if someone's
Speaker 2: treated me bad, right, and just keeping my you know,
Speaker 2: my mind on the right track and just being like hey, man,
Speaker 2: like forgiveness is the best thing you can do here,
Speaker 2: you know, and just and just being the bigger person
Speaker 2: in situations where you know you don't want to be.
Speaker 2: So I think just mentally, he's been my guide my
Speaker 2: whole life, which is yeah, and along with my mom too.
Speaker 2: I gotta, I gotta, But I'm definitely a guy.
Speaker 1: For them coming down to the stadium. I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's still got to be like soster real.
Speaker 1: I know, you can like put into context. Yes, you're
Speaker 1: an Ohio guy, you're back home, You're but to be
Speaker 1: here in Cincinnati and to have like that fandom, to
Speaker 1: just even walk around the stadium like that's got to
Speaker 1: be like a pretty big deal for your whole family,
Speaker 1: Like it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2: No, definitely, Uh, I think my mom teered up because
Speaker 2: we had the open practice on that one Saturday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think she teered up when she came into the
Speaker 2: stadium and was pretty excited. She said she got caught
Speaker 2: with emotion. Wasn't ready, Yeah, it wasn't ready for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome. Game one. How are we feeling, like
Speaker 3: kind of heading into the season.
Speaker 1: Do you have any like kind of words that are
Speaker 1: like wrapping around the season or like kind of stepping
Speaker 1: in on this team, Like what's kind of buzzing around
Speaker 1: your head?
Speaker 2: I think I mean just ultra positivity the locker room.
Speaker 2: I don't have it necessarily an exact word because you
Speaker 2: can't describe it in an exact word. Yeah, right, but
Speaker 2: the closest thing you can get is just the ultimate
Speaker 2: positivity with everybody in the locker room. And you know,
Speaker 2: I'm twenty four as a rookie and I'm like middle
Speaker 2: of the package wise, right, which I think is so funny.
Speaker 2: And it's just like such a young team. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just so easy to make friends and have good connections
Speaker 2: and be able to tell stories and really connect. And
Speaker 2: I think that's going to show up on the field.
Speaker 1: That's really cool to hear for somebody like coming into it,
Speaker 1: because you hear over the seasons just how tight everybody
Speaker 1: is how much everybody jels. So it's cool that anyone
Speaker 1: knew that stepping in is also just like welcomed with
Speaker 1: that exact same reception and just like let's get down
Speaker 1: to business and get some work done, for sure. Hell yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So your whole family is athletes. Your dad played basketball,
Speaker 1: was a kicker, your uncle also played football.
Speaker 3: Did you have a choice but to be an athlete?
Speaker 2: Yeah, My brother played college basketball. My sister played college
Speaker 2: basketball in college soccer. Goodness, if she, you know, if
Speaker 2: she didn't get so many concussions, she'd probably be a
Speaker 2: linebacker here, like she like hitting people.
Speaker 3: Yea, do you guys fight a lot?
Speaker 2: Me and her bickered a little bit here and there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of the siblings to keep you on your
Speaker 3: We definitely.
Speaker 2: We definitely get along nowadays, for sure.
Speaker 3: So you played, uh soccer? You were goalie? Yeah a
Speaker 3: little bit. Yep, you're interesting.
Speaker 1: I feel like that also tells a tale of who
Speaker 1: you are as a person, because goalie is at I
Speaker 1: don't know, Yeah, did you always sort of gravitate towards
Speaker 1: those I mean to be the goalies, like kind of
Speaker 1: doing your own thing, being the punters, kind of doing
Speaker 1: your own thing on the team, Like what.
Speaker 3: Is that about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoy my own solitude a little bit, being
Speaker 2: being by yourself a little bit like granted you're a
Speaker 2: bigger part of the team. Yeah, you know, like being together,
Speaker 2: you're you're you're all equal. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, no, I always kind of gravitated toward those positions,
Speaker 2: you know, in video games or whatever. It is, like
Speaker 2: it will be like I'll be the sniper, I'll be
Speaker 2: the guy in the back, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like I'll be the goalie, I'll be the you know,
Speaker 2: I'll be the punter, I'll be the kicker. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: kind of stuff. I don't know why. Uh, I just
Speaker 2: find it kind of therapeutic doing the same thing, you know,
Speaker 2: kind of over and over again and chasing that perfection.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed golf. Uh And kind of my phrase
Speaker 2: going into punning and golf, it's it is simple, but
Speaker 2: not easy. You know. A lot of the task is simple. Yeah, itself,
Speaker 2: when you look at it and see people do it,
Speaker 2: it's simple. But really there's a lot that goes into
Speaker 2: it that not a lot of people understand.
Speaker 1: With all of the sports that you have played. Do
Speaker 1: you get to go out to any other like professional
Speaker 1: sporting events?
Speaker 3: If you do, you have an MLS team, you have
Speaker 3: a soccer team that you kind of root for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going for the Sincy team right now, just
Speaker 2: because I followed some of their guys and I'd like
Speaker 2: to connect with them at some point and just be
Speaker 2: able to pick their brands, especially as a punter kicker.
Speaker 1: So what would conversation like that look like if you're
Speaker 1: kind of sitting down picking their brains on their footwork
Speaker 1: and how that goes?
Speaker 3: Like, what do you guys talk about? What is the
Speaker 3: the what is it the cooler conversations around the water tower?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know. I think I would mainly start
Speaker 2: around their upbringing. Just that's kind of how I start
Speaker 2: most conversations with people, even in our locker room, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: With a master's you know, I'm almost finished my master's
Speaker 2: degree in social work. Right.
Speaker 3: Oh, good for you.
Speaker 2: So you're going to finish it yes, yeah, specifically in
Speaker 2: childhood development. So understanding it really helped me in my
Speaker 2: own locker room at Michigan. It's helping me here too.
Speaker 2: You're going to meet so many different people from you know,
Speaker 2: various walks of life. Yeah, and allowing yourself to you know,
Speaker 2: be open to conversations and just understand that people come
Speaker 2: from different backgrounds and all that kind of stuff, will
Speaker 2: you know, allow you to create better relationships and have
Speaker 2: a better understanding of people. So I guess with the like,
Speaker 2: if I were to have a conversation with ose soccer guys,
Speaker 2: is really starting with that to kind of form a
Speaker 2: relationship and then kind of get more into the nitty
Speaker 2: gritty of like technique and all that kind of we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's going on over here? How are we
Speaker 3: doing this? Do you have any game day superstitions?
Speaker 1: The kickers have more superstitions than other players, would you
Speaker 1: say in other positions?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, probably maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know there was one guy who would I've heard stories,
Speaker 2: so I don't know how true it is, but he
Speaker 2: would go to the same gas station every Friday, you know,
Speaker 2: before a game, go like three rows back in the skittles,
Speaker 2: get the same pack of skittles. They're like all that
Speaker 2: same route. I don't know how true that is. I
Speaker 2: just heard it, but I'd say.
Speaker 3: Do you have any shades of that?
Speaker 2: I have a routine, but I'm not like superstitious.
Speaker 3: Evan McPherson comes out to Eminem, what would your entrance
Speaker 3: music be?
Speaker 2: Does he really?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Whatever song?
Speaker 3: Does Evan come out to lose yourself? What is it?
Speaker 3: You know? We don't know, Eminem? What is it without me?
Speaker 3: What would you come out to? Would your music be?
Speaker 2: As a rookie? I think someone else is probably gonna
Speaker 2: pick for me anyway.
Speaker 3: But if you were in the drivers you're in the
Speaker 3: driver's scene. What are you picking?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's so much good music out there,
Speaker 2: probably very probably some Led Zeppelin or Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: maybe if I'm feeling a different type of way, I'd
Speaker 2: go into some d M type stuff. Oh really, I
Speaker 2: was so yeah, like all those kind of groups. Okay,
Speaker 2: I like every kind of music.
Speaker 3: Interesting. All right, well food for thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk the stash, the inspiration behind the stash.
Speaker 1: How much work goes into styling the stash.
Speaker 3: What's the statue's story?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it started with me and my kicker at Michigan,
Speaker 2: just kind of, you know, messing around during camp. Like college,
Speaker 2: the the days are long, but the years are short,
Speaker 2: especially during camp, the days are super super long. So
Speaker 2: we thought it would bring a little bit more out
Speaker 2: to our group to shave.
Speaker 3: All the facial and kept it and kept it up
Speaker 3: top right, and then we.
Speaker 2: Started kicking well, and then then we started winning. So
Speaker 2: it really just kind of, you know, shot forward from there.
Speaker 2: We're like, well, we got to keep it now it works.
Speaker 2: If it works, it works. Yeah, I shaved it now.
Speaker 2: I shaved it right after the TCU game, right after
Speaker 2: a bowl game.
Speaker 1: Renee All Day is presented by Gillette Labs. The best
Speaker 1: a man can get keeps getting better. Look good, game, good,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: I would like you to rank some mustaches for me.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: We've got a pluthor of different stashes to look at.
Speaker 1: Maybe even give them a rating of like five. Brad
Speaker 1: Robbins right feet, something like that, right foot, just a
Speaker 1: bunch of feet.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go up first. Ooh, the Justin Bieber stash.
Speaker 3: It's thin. Yeah, describe the stash.
Speaker 2: Huh, I don't know, you know what some people rock
Speaker 2: the thin stash. I don't. I don't mind it. Are
Speaker 2: we going to scale? What are we doing?
Speaker 3: It's a little pervy, dare I say? Okay, a bit
Speaker 3: of a pervy slash, just throwing that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not drawn to this stash. You have a
Speaker 1: very masculine stash.
Speaker 3: This I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Some people can rock it, though, and it's all
Speaker 2: about like your head shape. Oh I can't. His head
Speaker 2: shape works with that, Okay, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Okay, like for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's like a plus, like could you see
Speaker 2: him rocking super heavy? Yeah, it's all based on.
Speaker 3: Sweet little face.
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, next.
Speaker 2: Out of ten.
Speaker 1: Look at I mean that is a man stash. I
Speaker 1: feel like that really sort of like led the way
Speaker 1: I mustaches.
Speaker 3: This was a ground paving mustache.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean trying to drink any kind of
Speaker 2: like milk or milkshake, or like eat yogurt, Like you
Speaker 2: can't have any any form of like if you have
Speaker 2: male and a burger, that's there for a day.
Speaker 3: But is this the thing? I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't eat like yogurts much evorite thing
Speaker 2: in the morning. And every time I get a spoon
Speaker 2: and like it just it gets stuck all over my face.
Speaker 3: All right, Freddie Mercury top tiers.
Speaker 2: Like I said, it works for certain people, right and
Speaker 2: it is like it's thin, but it's like prominent, it's
Speaker 2: not and it's well yeah, it's like well well crafted,
Speaker 2: like well done, uh, well manicured. That that's what I
Speaker 2: want to say, Like that was that's definitely someone who
Speaker 2: looked in the mirror and went, I got to manicure this,
Speaker 2: you know, all right.
Speaker 3: Next one classic and to bleach it.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's got to be a painful process
Speaker 1: to bleach that mustache.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm a big fan of the guy, but.
Speaker 3: You don't love it.
Speaker 2: I just don't love like this this part down here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like that, but I feel, yeah, too much maintenance.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a balance, right, but I feel like
Speaker 2: that's what makes him who he is.
Speaker 3: You don't want to get lost in the stash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but everyone can identify this guy based on that, right,
Speaker 2: no doubt.
Speaker 3: So no doubt.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's positive.
Speaker 3: I don't last one, oh not our last one?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: How do we feel about Tom Selleck? Also a classic? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's very massive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what you want. Again, that's like the
Speaker 2: perfect balance of masculine, well manicured, handsome man.
Speaker 3: Give me a shot of whiskey and a cigarette.
Speaker 1: Jaw to shine and the Aaron Rodgers dash questionable?
Speaker 2: Interesting? See, like, I think I don't think he cares,
Speaker 2: if that makes sense, And that's fine. Yeah, no, that's great,
Speaker 2: just let it fly. Yeah, no, I look up to him.
Speaker 2: I like his mentality, and I don't think you know,
Speaker 2: he probably didn't foresee him being rated by me on
Speaker 2: the mustache chart, if that makesists, And even if he did,
Speaker 2: he probably wouldn't, you know, didn't care. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, so now let's take it to your team and
Speaker 1: let's see how these guys look with mustaches.
Speaker 3: Awesome, here we go, Joe. Can Joe pull it off?
Speaker 3: Joe Burrow with a mustache? Yeah, but can't the man
Speaker 3: pull off though?
Speaker 2: You know pretty much pretty much? I can't. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: I think that's more. You can get a better mustache
Speaker 2: than that. I mean, if he wants to sing in
Speaker 2: a barbershop quartet, that's perfect and it.
Speaker 3: Could be cute.
Speaker 1: I guess all right up next, can that's a mass nice?
Speaker 3: It aged him about twenty years, for sure, but I
Speaker 3: think he can do it. It actually frames his mouth
Speaker 3: quite beautifully.
Speaker 2: No, that's pretty good. That's Uh yeah, I'd rate that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ten out of ten for.
Speaker 3: Sure, ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: Next, Oh, that's scary, come on? Yeah, no thanks Evan.
Speaker 2: No no no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Nice brown mustache coming out to eminem.
Speaker 2: No no, no no, that's not gonna work. That's not
Speaker 2: gonna fly. You think I'm supposed to You think I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to hold for this guy? Come on, like, I
Speaker 2: gotta look back and watch him nod and like give me,
Speaker 2: give me like a head nod. Do you think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be able to keep my map together?
Speaker 3: Come on? All right, next one? There we go, Sam,
Speaker 3: that's not bad. You don't love it.
Speaker 1: The colors off, the color is off, but we're just
Speaker 1: working with photoshops.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, for sure, it's not bad. I feel
Speaker 2: like any dude that's like like in a masculine like position,
Speaker 2: right right, So based on your position pretty much anybody, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people shy away from the mustache or treat it
Speaker 1: just as a novelty and joke.
Speaker 3: But it's quite a beautiful piece.
Speaker 2: It's coming back. Tell you, I'm running across more people
Speaker 2: around town who are rocking.
Speaker 1: So yes, Okay, so we've rated mustaches. Now I would
Speaker 1: like to take it to the gam We're going to
Speaker 1: rate some legs. I want you to tell me how
Speaker 1: far you think this leg is going to be able
Speaker 1: to kick, and then we will reveal who the leg
Speaker 1: belongs to.
Speaker 3: Hit me with a leg.
Speaker 1: Okay, look at that leg. Look that's a talk to
Speaker 1: me about this leg. You're the leg expert.
Speaker 3: What's that leg saying to you? Beef fi?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but see what I'm looking at is like, so
Speaker 2: do you see the calves person's see how they're like
Speaker 2: high and tight. Person's probably a sprinter can run really quick,
Speaker 2: I would say because of that, they have a little
Speaker 2: bit of twitch to them, so they could kick farther
Speaker 2: than the average joe. Yeah, but without technique, probably not
Speaker 2: as far as you know, a professional punn or a
Speaker 2: professional kicker. Okay, so I'd say probably like on average,
Speaker 2: give him ten punds ten kicks, like forty five yards?
Speaker 3: Who do we got? Hey, that's better than that?
Speaker 2: So okay, So given given that he has the twitch
Speaker 2: and now he has the technique, so he could get
Speaker 2: to like seventy eighty yard.
Speaker 3: Man, he looks great. I didn't know that about the calf. Great,
Speaker 3: calf analysis. Great, all right, next leg?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we'll get that thing if I could only
Speaker 1: what a beautiful leg.
Speaker 2: See that's very powerful.
Speaker 3: Quads, very very quad heavy in a good way.
Speaker 2: But the cast has no shape, right, so like respectfully, yeah,
Speaker 2: respectfully respectful one. Yeah, so this vertical leap, I am
Speaker 2: basing it on a vertical leap. I don't feel like
Speaker 2: it would be above thirty wow. Okay, so I don't know,
Speaker 2: like without technique thirty thirty five yards max.
Speaker 3: Who's the leg belonged to Carrie Underwood?
Speaker 2: It's probably pretty good.
Speaker 3: What a shanty, beautiful woman.
Speaker 2: Not in those shoes. You can't kick in those shoes.
Speaker 2: It's about the only thing you can do in those shoes.
Speaker 3: And a sneaker is coming back. Next leg? Wow? Okay, alright,
Speaker 3: whose leg is that?
Speaker 2: No calf definition because of the because of the tights,
Speaker 2: So I can't go based on my original analysis goes
Speaker 2: the spat on the ankles is going to limit ankle mobility.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be very tough to lock your foot out.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, looking at the hand, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: know if they're able to catch and yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I don't know if they can like catch
Speaker 2: and mold the ball, So technically, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know how technically, but the quads are unbelievable. Beautiful
Speaker 2: quads are unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Got stacked in the front and the back.
Speaker 2: Yes, so what I'm saying, So based off raw power,
Speaker 2: I think, uh, probably max are like forty five forty three?
Speaker 3: Who have we got a DJ?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say that's pretty accurate. There it is.
Speaker 1: We have one more? Like one more leg? Wow, these
Speaker 1: legs are ensured legs. These legs are a big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How far is that leg kicking a ball?
Speaker 1: I don't see a ton of I mean, the muscles
Speaker 1: are there, but I feel like they I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. Like respectfully, that's how
Speaker 2: you gotta start, right respect I would like to see
Speaker 2: this individual. I think I have a feeling who it is,
Speaker 2: but i'd like to see this individual run a sprint. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: What are you really made of? What can we get out?
Speaker 2: It's one thing to have, like you have a nice leg,
Speaker 2: but it's like another thing is like does it functions?
Speaker 2: Does it? Does it? Does it? Is able to kick.
Speaker 2: How's your mobility? Right?
Speaker 3: Who's like? Do you think that is?
Speaker 2: I don't want to be wrong, so I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: you go ahead.
Speaker 3: Like reveal.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say for you.
Speaker 1: Now, So her legs are insured, I'm not sure at
Speaker 1: what price?
Speaker 3: What would your legs be insured for?
Speaker 2: It's a good question. I don't know. It depends. Yeah, after.
Speaker 1: Renee all day is present, buy Gellette Labs. Gellett Labs
Speaker 1: is not your dad's razor. It's Gellette's ultimate shaving experience.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, all right, Brad, it's time for us to
Speaker 1: get down to the nitty gritty here and do a
Speaker 1: little shaving. I mean, you are the pro on all
Speaker 1: aspects of this show right now.
Speaker 3: Do where do we start? What's what's the what's the
Speaker 3: key to a successful shave?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'd say that was actually youtubing this stuff
Speaker 2: the other day. Gelllette set me u uh like a
Speaker 2: low care package. I got a bunch of different razors
Speaker 2: and stuff. But I think the biggest key is developing
Speaker 2: a shave routine. Okay, so how do you how do
Speaker 2: you begin? Right? How do you? How do you begin
Speaker 2: your shave routine? So some people do the warm towel,
Speaker 2: you know, if they're sitting labs or face whatever. But
Speaker 2: I take a warm shower, which I just got done
Speaker 2: with practice. I just showered.
Speaker 1: Okay, so follicles are ready, right, great, preventing ingrown hairs
Speaker 1: all that kind of Nobody wants to mess with ingrown hair.
Speaker 1: But I will watch it on Instagram.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so's true. It's true. It's true. Okay, So yeah, no, uh,
Speaker 2: getting it started. So I shaved my head in the
Speaker 2: shower and shaving cream all that kind of stuff. But
Speaker 2: shove face. Yeah, the no look effects kind of tough.
Speaker 2: I shave all but here and then I kind of
Speaker 2: line it up and do myself. I got, but shaving
Speaker 2: the beard. Uh are we demonstrating with these guys?
Speaker 3: That's all you.
Speaker 2: It's a little cold technique. It's a little cold. So
Speaker 2: I'm just seeing how I'm testing the temperature of the water,
Speaker 2: right because it's a little cold, which will like not
Speaker 2: make it soft. Right at the boo the balloon boon,
Speaker 2: the balloon's a little hairless. Yeah, but I get I
Speaker 2: like to get some water on it. That's basically what
Speaker 2: we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: That's what we're gonna start it. I like sprinkle mine.
Speaker 2: That's fine, but it's got the got the water on it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'll dry it off now, you dry it off,
Speaker 2: right off, right up, a little bit prep the surface.
Speaker 2: So I go on the hand first. I don't know
Speaker 2: is this gel or is this?
Speaker 3: It looks like.
Speaker 2: Gelling to the phone. Hello, there it goes, there goes.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start out get a nice yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Should I be following what you're doing or should I
Speaker 1: develop my own technique?
Speaker 2: You can develop your own technique, can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: But I always start putting it in the hands.
Speaker 1: I've only shaved my legs and I've not used shave.
Speaker 3: Cream in a long time. Here you go, Willynilly get
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not enough shave cream.
Speaker 3: I don't think I started.
Speaker 2: I told you I was gonna start. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to like over shaving cream. Okay, here we go. Oh,
Speaker 2: I might need a paper towel or a towel towel.
Speaker 2: You'll have one. This will do it, just for just
Speaker 2: for sake of the balloon. This will be a pretty
Speaker 2: good surface to go against, because there's not really a
Speaker 2: whole lot should we just go just do Oh? There
Speaker 2: we go, There we go, get in there. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna be Do you just get shaved everywhere completely? Yeah? No, no,
Speaker 2: Well this is why I shave in the shower. Out
Speaker 2: I made a mess. All right, there we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can't have a shaving cream hand with the razor.
Speaker 3: That's risky business, right.
Speaker 2: So the point of having like, can I have a
Speaker 2: little of that? Nope? So the point of having like
Speaker 2: a dry hand. Right, if you're shaving, it's a little
Speaker 2: bit slippery on the razor. You might slide the wrong
Speaker 2: way and cut yourself, but preferably warm.
Speaker 3: You made such a mess, pride.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll clean up. That's part of it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, which way is his hair going? So I
Speaker 2: start with my head. I go one line right down
Speaker 2: the middle. Okay, this because once I started going bald
Speaker 2: and I shaved my head down to like a buzz cut,
Speaker 2: I decided like, all right, I'm not gonna have the
Speaker 2: buzz cut. I'm just gonna shave it. So I did
Speaker 2: one line right down the middle. I was like, all right, well,
Speaker 2: you can't go back now. You can't stop once you
Speaker 2: did just like a reverse mohawk. So the scullet this
Speaker 2: is gonna pop? Is it?
Speaker 1: I will see if we're lucky. You know that they
Speaker 1: want the care, they want them to pop.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been shaving probably longer than you have,
Speaker 1: so I've probably had I've had leg hair longer.
Speaker 3: Than you've had facial hair for sure. Probably you have
Speaker 3: shaven knee.
Speaker 2: Shaven knee, let me tell you. Okay, so I think
Speaker 2: the I would call the chin. The chin is the
Speaker 2: knee of the face. Yeah, so I've shaved a chinky.
Speaker 2: Have you shaved a chin? No?
Speaker 1: What was the first thing you noticed when you shaved
Speaker 1: your head? That now, all of a sudden, this was
Speaker 1: more pronounced on your face and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: did your eyes look nice and bright?
Speaker 3: Or like were your teeth looking a little like whiter?
Speaker 2: Shave my own?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like when you like fully committed to the.
Speaker 2: Bald head, Yeah, like it costs less money, like way
Speaker 2: easier maintenance. Sure, I'd say, like really, one of the
Speaker 2: first thing I noticed was like in that summer we
Speaker 2: went to the pool. Oh yeah, and I was very hydrodynamic.
Speaker 2: I think that's the word, right, Like like I did Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the correct terminology, but it wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Be aero dynamic. Hydro dynamic is that the word. It's
Speaker 3: got to be right, It sounds.
Speaker 2: Good with confidence whatever. But uh, yeah, when I went underwater,
Speaker 2: it was like the weirdest feeling in the world, Like
Speaker 2: do they just feel like as normally your hair is
Speaker 2: soaked and it's all over your face and stuff, and
Speaker 2: I was just like it felt so good.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty refreshed that.
Speaker 1: Like Michael Phelps full body shave and then you're really
Speaker 1: in business.
Speaker 3: No one can stop you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Something about those Michigan guys and shaven huh. During
Speaker 2: our camp in COVID days, we did the uh it
Speaker 2: was like the reverse fade, so like, so I faded
Speaker 2: it because it was bald up top. I faded it
Speaker 2: into like heavier at the bottom.
Speaker 3: We're all just trying things out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thought it was pretty funny. That's cool. And then apparently
Speaker 2: this is what Evan and those guys say. Apparently I
Speaker 2: miss a spot right sorry, that's right here every time,
Speaker 2: but well the hair's coming back now. I'm good right now.
Speaker 2: But apparently I miss a spot every time, and they
Speaker 2: call it my my wings that I have, but it's
Speaker 2: impossible to see. You can't see anything. Then well, it's.
Speaker 1: Also like I don't know, if you're like a hair
Speaker 1: on the back kind of guy, then it's like where
Speaker 1: do you draw the line on?
Speaker 3: How far down are we going?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one to see.
Speaker 4: Right, that's just like you draw a line and like,
Speaker 4: all right, I could feel it there, you know, get
Speaker 4: it below the shirt on once youah, once you look
Speaker 4: at the razor and it's like long hairs and you're
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 3: Struck owned it.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: The more you know this is great. I'm glad that
Speaker 3: we got to have a little shaving session. Yeah. I've
Speaker 3: never shaved with anybody.
Speaker 2: Before, so it's the first. It's the first time for
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 3: Usually it's a solo endeavor, but we did it.
Speaker 2: It's one of the few parts of your life you
Speaker 2: can control, you know.
Speaker 3: Brad. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Now we know more about shaving, and you got the
Speaker 1: best shaved head in the game.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Yeah, I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I'm face no, that's a happy customer right there.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: I wanted to pop so bad