1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,639 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: do I choose my man or my friends? Right now, 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: you guys, j Jay everybody booty taxes? Wait what booty taxes? 6 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: I don't understand together right, Yeah, that's what this is. 7 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: This is booty Texas. I guess we'll have to listen 8 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: to the frank to find out what that's all about. 9 00:00:46,400 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: What you say, jacket ladies and gentlemen, booty Texas. Let's go. Hello. Hello, 10 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kindrick he d you're doing man. 11 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: My name is Anthony Man, Anthony College. They called me 12 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 1: a see how you doing, Bro? How you doing? I'm good, 13 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: I'm good. Hey listen, uh this right here, man, this 14 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 1: this I don't even know how to put this though, 15 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got 16 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: some issues. I'm getting ready to find my Texas and 17 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: I'm going through all my expenses, all my receipts and 18 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: all this kind of stuff. You know. I just I 19 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: can't I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't 20 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: spend like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year, 21 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: and I'm trying to figure out, Oh, well, wait minute, 22 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: you asking you know what I spend twenty dollars on 23 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: chick I'm married to? Is that what you're telling me? 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: So all I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying 25 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: to do it right off? That's what I'm trying to do. 26 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: I'm trying to claim. No, no, no, no, the right off. Basically, 27 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: what you're telling me is you my word? I ain't 28 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: say all that. I ain't saying what what what? What 29 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: you're saying? Bro? All I'm saying is I'm trying to 30 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: figure out, is that all right? If I claimed Melanie 31 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: on my expenses? Man, I'm over twenty grand on on 32 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: money I spent on Melanie last year. So let let 33 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: me understand something right quick. You're asking me for permission 34 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: to claim my wife. When did you ask for permission 35 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: my wife? Help me with that? Okay, okay, okay, okay, 36 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,799 Speaker 1: let's do this here, Gerard. I ain't say I did that. 37 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: You're saying that. I'm saying, I just want to claim 38 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: the taxes because I spent twenty k on it. That's 39 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: all I'm saying Okay, let's let's just let's do this. Bro. 40 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: Let's put Meli on on the phone. Let's put mel 41 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: on the mother phone. Ain't what we we gotta brainmel 42 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: in this, we got brain meling this. What I'm saying 43 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,839 Speaker 1: is be already in it. What you mean we ain't 44 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: gotta brain and see any Maybe you must be outside 45 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: you here? Man, All I'm saying is, do you have 46 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: a problem with me claiming melody? You mother? Right? I do, Bro? 47 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: I got a mother problem, having this whole mother some 48 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: of face? Wait? How first of all, how did you 49 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: get my information? How you get my number? Bro? I 50 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: asked around for you know, Ma, I ain't want to 51 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: call you too, me a week to call you. You 52 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, I'm just trying to dude, I'd 53 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: spend twenty grand? Do you understand I'm saying, when did 54 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: you spend twenty grand? That's just I want to know. 55 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: I ain't spent twinter grand on this mother and I'm 56 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: married to her, So what what the do you doing 57 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: that you spent twenty tho dollars on my wife? And 58 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: then you want to claim that be understand that? Hey, man, 59 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: I ain't trying to go and to all my receipts 60 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying to 61 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: do that. All I'm trying to do is is just 62 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: I just want to. I want to. I want to 63 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: know if you I don't want to vote claiming, because 64 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: that's how you get in trouble. You already and mother, brother, 65 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: trouble is the last mother time you ought to be 66 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: worried about? And you calling my mother phone telling me 67 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: about something that you got going home with my old lady, 68 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: and then you're telling me can I have your permission? You? Okay? 69 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: So we're got to get some kind of resolution to this. 70 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: A good resolution is a good ass woman. What's you 71 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: mean a resolution that that's the only mother resolution we're 72 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: gonna get, broth, Ain't no other resolution, Ain't no other resolutions? 73 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: When when we ain't your test to talk about, we 74 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: got a mother strying to talk about. That's the resolution 75 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: I got parton. I'll tell you whether I'm texting Meal 76 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: right now. I've been texting her since we've been on 77 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: this mother phone. What did you checking her? Father? Don't 78 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: you mean when am I texting her? Foot? She is 79 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: a sceptic matter, So that's why the I'm testing her, 80 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,119 Speaker 1: but you better pray to God. This is a book. 81 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: I hope to God. You y'all got y'all people stuff 82 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: with me like this body. This ain't go go do 83 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: it bro at all at all? Oh? Okay, So I 84 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: guess I can't claim them at this point. Hell mother, now, 85 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: so what you want to do though, Bro, I'm already 86 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: to tell you what I'm gonna do, and I'm waiting 87 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: on meals and fun on this mother see it like 88 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: she's slowed in the mother she can't type fair, But 89 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: somebody gonna get me some me now to day. Okay, 90 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: back looking at Brian, I don't know who this is 91 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: on the other end of this song. I hope to 92 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: God there's something somebody of the X five or something 93 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: that I can't even fathom. You better pray to God 94 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: y'all playing with me? This is a boot Okay, okay? 95 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: So can I go on tell you this your dog 96 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: and then I'm gonnanna get out your way, man, because 97 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: I know how it's gonna go after this. Can I 98 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: just gonna tell you something else? But I don't know 99 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: what the else you can tell me. But the only 100 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 1: thing I can tell you the only thing I can 101 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: tell you, Kendry, is that this is near you topic 102 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Melanie got 103 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you dog well, y'all from 104 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: ratting you look that about how many teody do? Man? Y'all? Ain't? Man, Yeah, ain't. 105 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: And I'm sitting up there eating, crackling, and I don't 106 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,119 Speaker 1: do them the way because my fist French are already 107 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: have uh you all right, man, I gotta make sure 108 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 1: you all right before we get off the phone. You're good, man. 109 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: I gotta go get there, drink back. Yeah, yeah, I'm 110 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: a right all right? Tell me this man, it's twenty baby, 111 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: tell me this. What's the baddest that, I mean, the 112 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve Harvey Marning 113 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: Show with that right, man? If you tell him that 114 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: she already in it? I do know. I do know 115 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: one thing about that treat. He was bragging that he 116 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: hadn't spent twenty tho dollars on he damned your what 117 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: happen to spend? I ain't spend twenty dollars? Yeah, well 118 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to spend twenty all right, thank you nephew. 119 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: Listen up. Next. It is the Strawberry Letters, subject do 120 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: I choose my man or my friends? We'll get into 121 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to The Steve Harvey 122 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:47,679 Speaker 1: Morning Show.