Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's super important.
Speaker 1: Everybody know that the dick is thick. Very is thick.
Speaker 1: I can show you something.
Speaker 3: Just go on only fans. It's free. Well it's not free.
Speaker 1: You know my boyfriend's and only fans star boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I don't know know y'all were a thing.
Speaker 1: He's here in the hotel Room'm doing only fans by himself. No,
Speaker 1: he does it by himself. I don't want to sleep
Speaker 1: in the only fans and then alone. It is one
Speaker 1: thing that workout I tried during quarantine.
Speaker 3: I was like, I need some money, I'm gonna show
Speaker 3: my body all and it was just not I'm posted
Speaker 3: one picture and I said I quit my booty whole
Speaker 3: picture boods a booty cheek and I was like I quit.
Speaker 2: It was like all the.
Speaker 3: Creeps came out and was like you, yeah, you do
Speaker 3: exactly that.
Speaker 2: I don't work for you. You.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, where's my wine? Okay, okay, this is yours on
Speaker 3: the other side.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to get my intro on camera. Okay,
Speaker 1: and no, I'm ready. Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 1: I'm Erica and I'm Mila, and.
Speaker 3: It's Wednesday, and we're in Atlanta. Bitches, were in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: You love it when I sing, and we're in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Nobody loves when you sing, but you don't make me start,
Speaker 1: you like. I don't know if I can Atlanta song
Speaker 1: right now off the top of my head, because I would.
Speaker 3: You did a really bad version the other day.
Speaker 1: I didn't do R and B, which is my strong point.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll go ahead, here's your time. I don't have
Speaker 3: any go on. You know, I don't like any fun
Speaker 3: on the slot.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like to be.
Speaker 3: Told what to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, anyway, I don't put me on the spot, bitch.
Speaker 1: Well we are in Atlanta, and you know this is
Speaker 1: my my former ho prime. Whole days were lived here,
Speaker 1: so you know, every time I'm here, back in the sauce,
Speaker 1: it makes me feel really good that I've grown and also,
Speaker 1: you know, just to tap it back into my wholeness
Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm older and wiser now, so I
Speaker 1: don't have as much energy as much young bitch energy
Speaker 1: to hoe around as vibrant as I want to do.
Speaker 1: But tonight's tonight, it is, yeah tonight. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get crazy. Okay, watch sure, okay, oh wait,
Speaker 1: someone said you know what?
Speaker 3: Oh wait was a Shanisha. She said I would pay
Speaker 3: to watch Jamiala have sex. I said, well you could
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: She free?
Speaker 2: Oh she did say that. I said, just go to
Speaker 2: her hotel room tonight. Oh my god, I'm gonna text
Speaker 2: her right now.
Speaker 3: I was like, you don't have to pay.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say me text.
Speaker 1: Her, Shisha, you don't have to pay. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: mention this to me? Because I'm available? You know, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I tell me if this is you too, but
Speaker 1: like I don't want to just I feel I'm such
Speaker 1: a people.
Speaker 3: Well please hear that, like you'll try to bite her in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if someone is there to watch, I'll just
Speaker 1: be like, okay, yeah, do you want to touch my
Speaker 1: tiny Like it just feels like do you want to
Speaker 1: really just watch or do you want to Once they
Speaker 1: see this, they're gonna want to.
Speaker 2: You need someone Like behind a clear glass?
Speaker 1: Is there a clear.
Speaker 2: They can come in?
Speaker 1: They don't have that classy shower you know in some
Speaker 1: hotels they have like the glass. I don't have any this,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I'll eat pissy Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, let the record show for the record.
Speaker 2: Well, I won't eat.
Speaker 3: Snow like riss pussy, but will eat I don't do
Speaker 3: pink pussy.
Speaker 1: You don't know if it's pink I do.
Speaker 3: It might be brown.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I just don't do like white people pubes.
Speaker 3: She might have curly poops.
Speaker 1: She looks like middle I don't want it.
Speaker 3: Okay, fuck, well, I'm not gonna push Snow on you anymore.
Speaker 1: I love Snow for her music. She gat my pussy
Speaker 1: and sing to my pussy. I don't want to eat
Speaker 1: her pussy. Fuck trying to.
Speaker 3: Fucking peer parsion me over here about the people pleasing
Speaker 3: would come out, but Snow can watch. I feel like,
Speaker 3: if Snow was here, you'd do it. If she was
Speaker 3: there and she pulled her pants down, we would just
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: I know it, did I have.
Speaker 3: I don't think it would take that many. She'd sing
Speaker 3: a song and be like, give me that pussy.
Speaker 1: I like suck my man's dick.
Speaker 3: Okay, we've strayed, we've strayed, We have strayed.
Speaker 1: Takes two SIPs of white wine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, mine's almost gone. I don't know if I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to talk right now but almost.
Speaker 1: Like two SIPs of fucking Savvian and I'm gone crazy. Anyway, y'all,
Speaker 1: we have special guests here. I guess that we've this
Speaker 1: has been a long time coming. I feel like we've
Speaker 1: always like circling around, but it just never happened. So today,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, we have ki Ki and Medina of cocktails.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, we're here.
Speaker 3: This is so exciting. It's weird because in the podcast
Speaker 3: community sometimes you feel like you know each other just
Speaker 3: because we're kind of all in the same world. But
Speaker 3: I have never physically either one of you did a
Speaker 3: show with you with my sexual essentially, Oh yeah, we did.
Speaker 3: We did, we did, and I've never like, I see
Speaker 3: I know them, and I don't really don't know y'all.
Speaker 3: So it's really nice to meet y'all.
Speaker 2: Nice to reach you guys.
Speaker 1: I remember they.
Speaker 4: Had a live show and I was gonna go, but
Speaker 4: that was the year that my favorite nigga.
Speaker 1: Died and I was.
Speaker 2: Not my favorite nigga. Did I have a new favorite now?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Recipe's other favorite niggag.
Speaker 3: I love that you talked about being in Atlanta and
Speaker 3: wanting to you know it brings out your inner ho
Speaker 3: because it definitely does.
Speaker 1: And it's like literally I always say that. I tell
Speaker 1: people like Atlanta's like Sodom gomor and if you have
Speaker 1: no discipline, that will be fucked. And that's why I left,
Speaker 1: because I definitely I've left and I always come back.
Speaker 3: I left twice and came back and I'm here and
Speaker 3: it does make you a hom originally Dallas, well Arlington, Texas,
Speaker 3: but don't okay, Arlington.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in a more mature space now
Speaker 1: so I can come back maybe every time I get.
Speaker 3: You, because you never know what type of nigga you
Speaker 3: gonna meet.
Speaker 2: First of all, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was in the class, like not the in the clubs,
Speaker 1: the fucking hookah bar last night. First of all, the niggas.
Speaker 1: First of all, Atlanta has so much flavor, like fucking
Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no black people. Yeah, all the old niggas.
Speaker 1: I saw old niggas, full gray beards, fitted caps, sweatsuits,
Speaker 1: looking cool. First of all, everybody had a chain on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, because everybody rich.
Speaker 3: I literally literally came up to me last nights like Erica,
Speaker 3: we need change, I said.
Speaker 1: We need jewelry.
Speaker 2: I don't want to change bottom grow me too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we don't have enough jewelry.
Speaker 3: And I said, okay, bit our next check, we're gonna
Speaker 3: We're waiting on a check right now, so that the
Speaker 3: whole check's going.
Speaker 1: With Jory, We're gonna jewelry. I was like, I literally
Speaker 1: it was like looking past everybody. First of all was high,
Speaker 1: So that's it. That's that. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: black people love to shine. Black people love to shine.
Speaker 1: I was like, everybody can afford diamonds except me. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, it's because we're royalty. We like
Speaker 1: diamonds and jewelry because were used to be in royal.
Speaker 1: We just forgot where we came from. I was having
Speaker 1: really deep thoughts and I was like, I need some jewelry.
Speaker 1: I need some anklets too. I was really going deep.
Speaker 1: But there were just so many niggas. I was on Edgewood,
Speaker 1: so like a lot of roads, like a lot of
Speaker 1: new bars. So I just went outside to smoke a joint.
Speaker 2: Niggas everywhere. I was like, no, wonder, I was going crazy.
Speaker 1: There's niggas like he's fine.
Speaker 3: I'm like, then it's crazy because these niggas glorious, like
Speaker 3: you get a nigga you getting, No, you don't, there's
Speaker 3: we still don't have niggas.
Speaker 1: I would find a nigga. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I would keep him, but I could find him
Speaker 1: for like the week or the evening. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think you keep niggas in it. I mean you probably
Speaker 1: have to keep like a heavy three in rotation. You
Speaker 1: don't get like a sick one. To be exact, you
Speaker 1: need five yeah, okay, yeah, I think that was like
Speaker 1: my average number when I was here, five to seven.
Speaker 2: You know, because one might be a scammer. He's gonna end.
Speaker 1: You're going to be a scammer, right, and they might ship.
Speaker 1: You know, the scammers be coming up with some ships.
Speaker 1: They're gonna get you that chain they're gonna or like
Speaker 1: at least some nice clothes from like the other scammer a.
Speaker 3: Certain amount of money on you do y'all feel like
Speaker 3: you need to fuck him if he spends a certain
Speaker 3: amount of money, you're.
Speaker 2: Not good at this.
Speaker 1: I rarely get a niggas you're spending a lot of money,
Speaker 1: because yeah, Atlanta, I would be better at my my
Speaker 1: pimping game would be better, right, now it's.
Speaker 5: Because I'd be doing it for free, even if they.
Speaker 1: Haven't want to have.
Speaker 4: Sex or I don't want to play the game. No
Speaker 4: matter how much money you spent, is not going to
Speaker 4: make me want it. If I didn't want it before.
Speaker 3: Something must be wrong with me then, because I instantly
Speaker 3: and like the nigga that I went out with the
Speaker 3: other day, I was like, I'm not going to have sexy.
Speaker 3: He pulled up in a Lambeau truck and I was like,
Speaker 3: you're definitely. I don't care what you do in the
Speaker 3: door and said, Lamborghini on the floor. What you want
Speaker 3: to now orders or both want upstairs? Yeah, you want
Speaker 3: my booty, Hall too, Like you can have that what
Speaker 3: you want, Hall tol. In my past life, I was
Speaker 3: a prostitute, like a traditional prostitute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a tradition.
Speaker 3: When I was on the corner, I was walking around
Speaker 3: with a little tight, slinky dressed maybe on drugs, like
Speaker 3: and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: That's one of those fantasies.
Speaker 3: I want my nigga to drop me off on a
Speaker 3: corner and like drive around and really pull up and
Speaker 3: be like how.
Speaker 2: Much for a night? And I kind of like fantasy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, that's the fantasy I didn't know I needed.
Speaker 2: He really want, like we're really in his arm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poling a real cigarette, not a real one.
Speaker 1: I like role plays, so I could see this playing
Speaker 1: out well. But it's hilarious to think about Medina getting
Speaker 1: dropped off.
Speaker 2: Hurry up, maybe hurry up get back. I don't want
Speaker 2: to get picked up for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, he pays me. We go to a dirty
Speaker 3: little hotel room.
Speaker 2: And I like that idea.
Speaker 1: You want to go to like a nasty kind of hotel.
Speaker 2: I went to a nast place.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty Woman, Okay, Like yeah, now that's a good experience.
Speaker 1: You know, Pretty Woman's Orlando's favorite movie. It's a great movie.
Speaker 1: He told me that movie made him like really want
Speaker 1: to treat women. Well, I was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: I shout out to Pretty Woman.
Speaker 2: That's the movie they made him want to treat them.
Speaker 1: He was like, I really thought that she was special. Thanks,
Speaker 1: I know, Roberts, I was, boy, I have a romantic nigga.
Speaker 1: You're a freak and you're romance romantic like rom coms. Honestly,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like, are you my bestie? We sing a
Speaker 1: lot of Mary J.
Speaker 2: Blodes what we do. Okay, I love it maturing this
Speaker 2: in my head. That's true.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I've already laughed so much five minutes. Anyway, Ladies,
Speaker 1: we often often we often ask our our people to
Speaker 1: bring in affirmations. Did you guys come with an affirmation today?
Speaker 1: Actually have a horrible memory. I think I'm sot a
Speaker 1: little drunk from yesterday, but I have no I get.
Speaker 2: Really weird, but sometimes I like edibles.
Speaker 5: I bought this deck at West Elm.
Speaker 4: They had like a little pop up shop with this company,
Speaker 4: Urban Ivy, and so they have all these different affirmations
Speaker 4: about love and having a good life. So mine today,
Speaker 4: I have a beautiful future ahead of me and I
Speaker 4: have a beautiful life today.
Speaker 1: I have a beautiful future ahead of me, and I
Speaker 1: have a beautiful life today.
Speaker 5: No, no, because I already forgot it.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. I think we forget sometimes. Like to be
Speaker 1: present and to be like right now is beautiful, Like
Speaker 1: fuck that email, Fuck what you didn't do, Fuck that
Speaker 1: you had to do four hundred things that you didn't do.
Speaker 1: Like right now is good. You're healthy, you're moving, and
Speaker 1: like just being present and being grateful for the present moments.
Speaker 1: Is like so difficult sometimes forget that we're used to just.
Speaker 2: Wanting to stress out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm stressed, so like, bitch, you're fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to celebrate more like little milestones and
Speaker 4: things and accomplishing things because I'll just go and go
Speaker 4: and go, and it's like, Okay, you did something.
Speaker 5: Now it's stressed out about the next thing, and.
Speaker 1: It's like, hold on, pap a bottle of champagne. We're celebrating.
Speaker 2: I'm the same.
Speaker 3: I'm very It's very hard for me to like celebrate
Speaker 3: in the moment.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, well we did that. Now we got
Speaker 2: to get to the next thing, the next thing.
Speaker 3: So I love that it's a reminder of just being
Speaker 3: present and enjoy now.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So my affirmation I was really thinking about. I told
Speaker 3: you I did my homework. I listened to the episode
Speaker 3: and I was like, I really got to come prepared.
Speaker 3: I need my affirmations. I write little things on my
Speaker 3: window in my mirror. I have sticky notes, and this
Speaker 3: is the one that I wanted to share with all
Speaker 3: you ladies today, and it is like this girl, you
Speaker 3: look good when you back that ass up.
Speaker 2: That's a good. Fine motherfucker when you back that ass up?
Speaker 2: How why is you playing back that?
Speaker 1: That was beautiful?
Speaker 2: I say, you know what, I put that on my
Speaker 2: mirror today.
Speaker 1: Back that ass as up and today was good. I
Speaker 1: want you ass up.
Speaker 2: Use the fine motherfucker. Want you back that ass up?
Speaker 2: You're playing with.
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 2: Okay, we need we need to we need to draw.
Speaker 1: Juvenile.
Speaker 2: Really, I love that inspiration to move. Yeah, I need
Speaker 2: as soon as you hear the doom Doom, don't you like?
Speaker 1: Hold up girls?
Speaker 2: And this makes you feel good inside when you hear
Speaker 2: that song. You guys ready, yeah, yeah, Oh we're really
Speaker 2: back in that ass up?
Speaker 1: You not to Oh this is for ninety nine and
Speaker 1: two thousands.
Speaker 5: Bring my hair.
Speaker 2: Back, and it was long. I haven't got no long
Speaker 2: hair right now. But yeah, okay, y'all have really got
Speaker 2: asked to shake even a little mean. Look, you haven't
Speaker 2: asked Medina.
Speaker 1: How to shake.
Speaker 2: It's like when you got away that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that we got that out. We needed to
Speaker 3: have a lot of energy that we needed to get
Speaker 3: out wedding and ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, but that just reminded me I have so many tails.
Speaker 1: In Atlanta But once upon a time in Atlanta in
Speaker 1: my prime days, I was somewhere and cousin Chris called me, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: come on, pull up to this bar. It was like
Speaker 1: and Lindberg Station was at a club Tongue Groove. It
Speaker 1: was like Tnguan group, but they were shooting a video there.
Speaker 1: It was. It was featuring juvenile. I cannot remember the
Speaker 1: name of the fucking other artists, so I'll never find
Speaker 1: this footage, which is a.
Speaker 2: Very sad day in my life. But y'all were in
Speaker 2: the video.
Speaker 1: So I just rolled up because he knew he was
Speaker 1: like fucking with the makeup artists. So I came out
Speaker 1: cousin Chris, and.
Speaker 2: They were like you.
Speaker 1: I was like, They're like, yeah, you need to get
Speaker 1: in the video. I was like, I was like nineteen.
Speaker 1: My moment they pulled a bitch from the front. They
Speaker 1: put me in there. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my life is coming true. And the Baker artists stood
Speaker 1: there in like five seconds put fake eyelashes on me.
Speaker 4: I was welcome to atlantaures like you better.
Speaker 1: Bitches in Atlanta begin to like you better get your shine.
Speaker 1: We've been here since six am. You better get your
Speaker 1: shine girl. I was like, I'm gonna get my shine.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm in the video was Juvenile. Then
Speaker 1: everybody left, like you come upstairs. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you Jesus. I don't know what video
Speaker 1: this is. I made it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna search for this. I'm searching
Speaker 3: all of juveniles stereos.
Speaker 1: It was a feature. He was featured by Juvenile.
Speaker 2: I want to say so with a.
Speaker 1: D or Okay, big crap.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I looked for it. It's not even a person out there.
Speaker 1: If somebody could please find the video the Juvenile featured
Speaker 1: in and find me, I will give you twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Everybody had a music video experience. Have you ever been
Speaker 2: in the music video? I was in a video. I
Speaker 2: was in a Yogati video. It was the worst experience
Speaker 2: of my life. I remember I told you and I
Speaker 2: was the stinky girl and they were like, who's shang
Speaker 2: and everybody was like trying to open the windows.
Speaker 1: I was like, is it me?
Speaker 2: And it was me?
Speaker 3: And I got kicked off of this set and it
Speaker 3: was so walking embarrassing, and Yogatti is watching this. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Wait it was really it was the
Speaker 3: most embarrassing. Have you ever been so embarrassed where your
Speaker 3: body gets numbing? You just you're like, what's happening? Like
Speaker 3: you just want to cross the whole set I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: The manager of the set came and tapped me on
Speaker 3: the shoulder. She was like, young lady, I mean you
Speaker 3: have got It was a lot going. I had borrowed
Speaker 3: a dress from a friend. I shared this story on
Speaker 3: comtails and it was almost like, maybe have y'all smelled BEV.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it smells like suage, just like track, y'all.
Speaker 2: It lit up so she I borrowed a dress from
Speaker 2: a girlfriend of mine.
Speaker 3: After this happened, I hit up her roommate, who was
Speaker 3: also my friend, and I was like, hey, I borrowed
Speaker 3: a dress from such and such And I got kicked
Speaker 3: off of the Yo Gotti set and I was one
Speaker 3: of the main girls. It was so embarrassing. I was like,
Speaker 3: the dress was so funky, it smelled like piss and BV.
Speaker 3: And I didn't realize it at first because it was
Speaker 3: last night. I grabbed it from her. She put it
Speaker 3: in a bag and I just threw it on and
Speaker 3: I got there and and she was like, now that
Speaker 3: I think about it, I've never seen her get a shower.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what she lived together? They lived together.
Speaker 3: She was like, I've never seen her get a shower
Speaker 3: and she'd be musty, and I was like, why didn't
Speaker 3: you try before I asked the dress?
Speaker 2: I was like, I shut down the whole set, bro
Speaker 2: the whole set.
Speaker 3: And then you know how the rapper niggas have their
Speaker 3: little niggas they're dancing on and everybody was like, no
Speaker 3: one was around me. They're y'all gotta fill this gap
Speaker 3: and everyone he was like, no, she's dank, and I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 1: Me, is it me?
Speaker 3: Me? No one was talking to me, And I found
Speaker 3: one friend on the scend I asked.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, do I stay?
Speaker 3: And she was like yeah girl, And everybody's talking about you,
Speaker 3: like no one wants to talk to dog to you.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm my gosh to know. When
Speaker 3: I first got there, it was hot ship. They did
Speaker 3: my makeup.
Speaker 2: I was like ready.
Speaker 3: I was like yeah, I'm and I got kicked off.
Speaker 3: They got the bus to send me back home, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I'll never music.
Speaker 2: She's never buying a friend's dress ever.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 3: I was my I feel like God was like, you
Speaker 3: need to stop trying to be a video to school.
Speaker 1: It's not your journey. Oh my god, that is traumatizing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happened to you, friend, that you didn't
Speaker 1: deserve that.
Speaker 3: They didn't need to chop it off. Years later, one
Speaker 3: of my friends started dating Yo Gotti. I go to Mini.
Speaker 3: She's like, meet me at the hotel. We're gonna go
Speaker 3: with the new dude on dating. I get in there, y,
Speaker 3: I was like, does he remember you? He was looking
Speaker 3: at me like, why do you look so familiar? And
Speaker 3: I no, you know, I don't say so paranoid again like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's all going to come back to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my goodness. That was maybe the funniest from
Speaker 1: me less video moment to your stanky girl moment. God,
Speaker 1: it could go so many ways.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a video, Kiki?
Speaker 5: I have, but I did not have a crazy experience.
Speaker 1: I was just in the background.
Speaker 5: I don't even know who the rapper was.
Speaker 1: It was out here.
Speaker 2: It was one of those new.
Speaker 5: People and I was with some of my ghetto friends.
Speaker 1: I was like the.
Speaker 2: Video can I get pooka mm hmm. At the club.
Speaker 3: I was a teenager, so I was just I was
Speaker 3: I was a fan. I was banging on the windows.
Speaker 3: Beat your k got to be the video.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh that was my ship. I would be
Speaker 2: so jealous of you.
Speaker 3: In high school, they shout, remember when it was the
Speaker 3: Renaissance Hotel over on a highlights?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I really wanted to be the girl that they snuck
Speaker 3: in the room service. I was trying to be the
Speaker 3: bitch that was underneath. It didn't work, It didn't work out.
Speaker 3: My hair also caught on fire at that shoot too.
Speaker 2: Whoa did they pay you?
Speaker 3: The lights got too close.
Speaker 2: It was burning. It was it was like a Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson's Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't care though, because I got to steeal Mario.
Speaker 3: That was my main priority, Mario on Little Fizz.
Speaker 2: That was all I needed.
Speaker 1: I got to go to their like reunion shoot because
Speaker 1: like in junior high, I met this guy at their
Speaker 1: concert when I was thirteen, and I don't know why
Speaker 1: I stayed in contact with him for twenty years because
Speaker 1: I'm a order of people. But he's like, come with me.
Speaker 2: He's a barber.
Speaker 1: And now I was like, come with me to this shoot.
Speaker 1: I was like okay, And then I got there and
Speaker 1: I speedk. I was in like thirty and I was
Speaker 1: still like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, peachk. I was like taking pictures, like can we
Speaker 2: take a picture together?
Speaker 1: Fizz sending it to all my friends like where I'm at,
Speaker 1: so they never.
Speaker 2: Go out of style, you know, I mean, little Fis
Speaker 2: can still get it.
Speaker 1: He's kind of weird.
Speaker 4: But after I saw his dig video, oh wait you
Speaker 4: did yeah on Twitter a little It's.
Speaker 5: Like it looks like a little gummy warm.
Speaker 1: It was kinny.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even hard. Stop right now, and it was
Speaker 2: like he was stretching it like I gotta show you
Speaker 2: all the video. Let me see. Was he trying to
Speaker 2: jack off?
Speaker 1: What do you mean, dummy? It was?
Speaker 4: It just had a weird It was like stretching and
Speaker 4: it should not look like that, like get it hard
Speaker 4: before you do.
Speaker 2: The video didn't get it out there on purpose.
Speaker 1: It was a leak.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: I don't ever think somebody it's kind of like, you know, it's.
Speaker 3: Really big Sean's dick.
Speaker 1: I think so yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think video, Yeah, that's where the sex is Twitter.
Speaker 1: I think I need to be more active. I actually
Speaker 1: just revived my Twitter, but I need to tweet some things. Actually,
Speaker 1: if anyone's listening, it's peeb and Jam. If anybody wants
Speaker 1: to follow me on Twitter, it's Pep and Jam.
Speaker 2: You just really like peanut butter and Jam. Sam.
Speaker 1: My name is Jam Jimmy La. So I thought when
Speaker 1: I was eighteen I was super clever.
Speaker 3: Wait you guys, So Medina and Kiki gave us these
Speaker 3: fortune cookies.
Speaker 2: Love fortune cookies, and one of these are like love
Speaker 2: fortune cookies. Yeah, they love.
Speaker 3: So they're gonna like tell me about my love life
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: I don't hope it happens. What if you opened a
Speaker 2: blank one?
Speaker 1: It was just like unforeseen blank one. Open the mapp
Speaker 1: order these from Amazon. So, I don't really know what.
Speaker 2: Kind of random ship do you know? To be basic?
Speaker 3: Some Chinese woman right through with this ship.
Speaker 2: Mine mind says to love is to forgive. That's just
Speaker 2: my mind says, which say.
Speaker 3: Is it? Mine does not say that. Mind says you
Speaker 3: will spend the rest of your days with the love
Speaker 3: of your life. AKA, maybe we.
Speaker 2: Learn to forgive. Maybe this was a message for us.
Speaker 2: Three Wow, we're never going to forgive.
Speaker 1: Let let it go angry.
Speaker 4: I don't know how it really got me thinking, who's
Speaker 4: the love of my life?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't hold the gudge. Okay, speaking of holding grudges,
Speaker 1: I think I can hold the grudges. I'm a cancer.
Speaker 1: But I know that we need to explore signs because
Speaker 1: he I mean, because Medina brought her paperwork and.
Speaker 2: The fun and you are not the father.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're watching on YouTube, honest to god, fucking
Speaker 1: Medina came to the show talking about I watched your show.
Speaker 1: So I brought my paperwork. She's twenty three printed pages,
Speaker 1: holding and half she has.
Speaker 3: Half years talking about the stars and the moons and ships.
Speaker 2: So I bought my charts. The bitch has a printed
Speaker 2: I'm always the bitch.
Speaker 3: When people start talking about fallings and risings, I don't
Speaker 3: ever know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm a Libra, and.
Speaker 3: Then people want you to go deeper into it, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm a Libra, not.
Speaker 2: Fallings and rising.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well what's your Okay?
Speaker 2: So your so your son is Libra, So my son
Speaker 2: is Lee. What is your moon Aquarius?
Speaker 3: Okay? And then your rising is Libra. Oh, so you're
Speaker 3: a double Libra.
Speaker 2: So does that mean I'm a true Libra because I'm
Speaker 2: a true Libra.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you're a double Libra. Are you like a perfectionist?
Speaker 3: You really like things to be beautiful? Like things to
Speaker 3: be I'm a charming person. I love beauty like I
Speaker 3: want everything to be pretty. And putting our live show together,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we need like to set a tone,
Speaker 3: we need a set designer for the stage, like I
Speaker 3: want it to be pretty.
Speaker 2: I don't know what else to say. I would like
Speaker 2: things to be pretty.
Speaker 3: That makes sense. Yeah, Libras really are about esthetics. My
Speaker 3: mom's a Libra and her whole vibe is about what
Speaker 3: what it looks like. Do you care a lot about
Speaker 3: how people perceive you?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: You just want to be the stinky girl on set?
Speaker 2: Part of it gave me PTSD.
Speaker 3: I'm always like, do I need some Am I good?
Speaker 3: Or if someone's eating my pussy and these pauses from it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, am I good? Is it my good?
Speaker 2: I just took a breather. I just need to take it.
Speaker 1: You're back?
Speaker 2: When to go wash up? Continue?
Speaker 1: Not intermediate? Washing up between.
Speaker 3: My day can be shipped, but I need as long
Speaker 3: as I look good I'm good.
Speaker 1: You look good, really good? Right now, what makeup are
Speaker 1: you using?
Speaker 3: So today I put on fine. Normally I use like this,
Speaker 3: do you or came out with this air flash foundation spray.
Speaker 3: This is not an ad. It is amazing, but I
Speaker 3: have a fanty today.
Speaker 1: It's like a like it's like a spray on foundation.
Speaker 3: It's a spray on foundation, and it sounds like it
Speaker 3: would have you looking crazy, but it's amazing.
Speaker 2: You sprayed on but still brushes.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a like a like an air brush,
Speaker 1: but it's amazing.
Speaker 2: But today's fanty shout out to reread.
Speaker 1: Hey girl, I'm sorry the bitches. I just changed the
Speaker 1: subjects so quickly about makeup.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you wrang?
Speaker 1: So wait, what else do your churn?
Speaker 3: So? She said to show her mood. Her her moon
Speaker 3: is an Aquarius is Libra's air, and so it was Aquarius.
Speaker 2: So you're very airy like when I'm dumb, no like.
Speaker 1: That. Well, today I text you. I was like can
Speaker 1: you come early? I was like, she like my time
Speaker 1: like twelve. She's like that's a tenor scheduled. I'm like sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm damn. She's like me too perfect, come twelve with
Speaker 1: the time you're scheduled. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: I'm not a professional astrologist, so I can't give you
Speaker 3: a personal reading. And I don't really know that much
Speaker 3: about aquariuses because typically I stay away from them.
Speaker 1: Me too, I do. I typically typically avoid aquariuses too,
Speaker 1: But I'm dating one so.
Speaker 4: One Aquarius friend and she is just so interesting to
Speaker 4: me because she's crazy, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are crazy. My mom's an Aquarius and she is.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's just because she's my mom,
Speaker 3: but I see how she.
Speaker 2: Moves with her friend. She's so helpful.
Speaker 3: She's the friend that everyone goes to like, oh, Gina,
Speaker 3: can you have me this? And I'm like, mom, you
Speaker 3: they start your day off with needing stuff and she
Speaker 3: always helps everyone. And I've always looked at aquarious is
Speaker 3: like that, I've never dated one or have one as
Speaker 3: a close friend. But you know, in my twenty three
Speaker 3: print ounce, I'm pretty sure I'll learn about what the
Speaker 3: Aquarius moon means you get back to us in London.
Speaker 2: Aquariuses that I have.
Speaker 3: I think. I think why me and aquariuses don't necessarily
Speaker 3: mesh is because I feel like they are they don't.
Speaker 3: Their emotions are very hidden, but they're very emotional like people.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of times they feel they're
Speaker 3: like a little passive aggressive, And I mean that's just
Speaker 3: been my experience for me.
Speaker 1: All the Aquariuses, none of them are the same. They're
Speaker 1: all different. They're all like I can't put my finger
Speaker 1: on it because none of them they're all just like different,
Speaker 1: Like I can't read you fucking just stay away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I have a couple of like,
Speaker 1: as your sign, Virgo, I'm a Virgo rising and a
Speaker 1: Virgo sign.
Speaker 5: And a Libra moon.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, Virgo rising? What was the Libra? And then
Speaker 3: the sun is Vigo? Oh double Vigo.
Speaker 1: Got two doubles in the here.
Speaker 3: You guys make a great pair because I feel like
Speaker 3: you bring the beauty. You bring structure.
Speaker 1: That's a love structure, I really do. It makes me
Speaker 1: feel good about structures.
Speaker 3: Bitch, we're water, We're this fucking out here in the
Speaker 3: ocean and the deep end. Bitch, and I got the fire.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this can't.
Speaker 2: Light me up.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm double Scorpio, so my son is Scorpio, my
Speaker 3: rising is Scorpio, and then my moon is Sagittarius.
Speaker 2: So I probably have good sex.
Speaker 1: Now you probably have good sex.
Speaker 2: None us.
Speaker 1: But let me see how you're sex and you're a cancer.
Speaker 1: I'm a cancer. I'm on the cusp. I'm a Gemini
Speaker 1: cancer cuss. That's the cusp of magic.
Speaker 6: Every time, every time, Well, I know my cus Yeah,
Speaker 6: there's a lot of cusps attract each other, even Erica,
Speaker 6: you're a cuss and my rising is Libra.
Speaker 1: But yeah, my rising is Libra, and my my rising
Speaker 1: is unique Leo and my and my moon is Libra.
Speaker 3: Which is why you make things beautiful too.
Speaker 1: I like things beautiful. I also have a hard time
Speaker 1: making decisions. Do you have. I feel like libras are like.
Speaker 3: Look, I see like the positive in everything and like
Speaker 3: the cons and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm like me too, And then I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do, but I have too many opinions to.
Speaker 2: Not to sit there, and I'm going to sleep. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Honestly, No, I'm happy. I'm happier said that. The other day,
Speaker 1: I decided like I wanted to go out to eat.
Speaker 1: I don't have anyone really to go out to eat with,
Speaker 1: like the nigga that I have in La. We usually
Speaker 1: just like go to my house. It's like my fuck buddy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, maybe I should ask him. I
Speaker 1: was like no, I don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 1: So Orlando was like, just go out by yourself. So
Speaker 1: literally I was a cot dressed. I sat there for
Speaker 1: maybe like ninety minutes, me like sending an email, then
Speaker 1: like sitting there, I was like I was starving, like
Speaker 1: do I really want to do this? And then I
Speaker 1: was like is something wrong with you? Bitch? Like do
Speaker 1: you need another person to have motivation to go somewhere?
Speaker 1: I literally was sat there. Orlando was like get out
Speaker 1: of it, leave the fucking house, and I was like okay,
Speaker 1: And then finally I got to the restaurant. I was like,
Speaker 1: who good thing? I ate read a book and I
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, what's wrong with you? And then I'm
Speaker 1: like maybe I need therapy, Like I can't make decisions.
Speaker 2: I tell you I have that same problem. Last night.
Speaker 3: I decided to go out by myself after we recorded,
Speaker 3: and I I My thing was I couldn't decide where
Speaker 3: I wanted to go.
Speaker 2: I was like, do I want to go to bucket shop?
Speaker 3: And just like grab something quick and said at the bar,
Speaker 3: do I want to go to kebab Land and be
Speaker 3: around niggas where I know they're going to praise my
Speaker 3: beauty or do I want to just go grob some pizza.
Speaker 3: And I was at the stoplight and I had to
Speaker 3: go this way for a bucket shop and this.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are you gonna do? What? What
Speaker 2: are you gonna We're gonna go. We're gonna put my
Speaker 2: flashro on, put the other one. I was like, bucket
Speaker 2: shop and I pulled the bookshein and I was like,
Speaker 2: you did it?
Speaker 1: That is reading.
Speaker 2: When I got to the restaurant, I was like, I think,
Speaker 2: I did you post this on? Did you have Versus? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went to Versus and then and then I called
Speaker 1: Didelle and I was like, do you want to go?
Speaker 1: And she was like no, And I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to first. She's gonna go there alone, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like one of the niggas that I fuck with.
Speaker 3: I appreciate him so much because he knows I can't
Speaker 3: make a decision and he will just decide what I'm
Speaker 3: gonna eat and just send it. He liked, He's like,
Speaker 3: that's an intuitive nigga.
Speaker 2: Like I love it.
Speaker 1: I need a nigga to tell me what to do
Speaker 1: and so love like a Jorlanda Like.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I did it. I'm like perfect, That's what I.
Speaker 1: Needed someone to do it.
Speaker 2: Like I booked the hotel. I booked there.
Speaker 1: I'm like perfect, Thank God, a real nigga. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a mom, you guys. I swear to God, I'm an adult.
Speaker 2: I can't take myself to eat.
Speaker 1: But I can feed a child. I can keep her
Speaker 1: alive for seven years. You can make decisions for other people.
Speaker 1: It's not yourself. It's fucking crazy speaking of real niggas.
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Speaker 1: So lately, you know, my man's been in town more
Speaker 1: often than ever because he moved. And you know, usually
Speaker 1: I could be not so cute, but when a man's around,
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I gotta look cute at night too,
Speaker 1: So I invested in my favorite bonnet from Kitch. It's cute.
Speaker 1: I'll be looking cute at night and match my silk
Speaker 1: pajamas and my hairy looking good in the morning.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I facetimeed you the other day and I was like, girl,
Speaker 3: what is this?
Speaker 1: You imagine it?
Speaker 2: Where you going out now?
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 3: real niggas, Kiki and I came out with a game.
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Speaker 3: you get down to if your nigga a real one
Speaker 3: or not or if you just really I really can't
Speaker 3: wait to play this with my my friend. You.
Speaker 1: Can you pull a couple I want to ask? I
Speaker 1: want to I want to ask a couple of questions.
Speaker 1: We played it yesterday on Live Oh we did I forgot?
Speaker 2: We were Yeah, should I shuffle them. Are they like,
Speaker 2: it's so funny.
Speaker 3: Because the girl she shuffled about to say, it's a
Speaker 3: conversational deck, you guys taking one of those games that
Speaker 3: gets you to the point on what are we doing?
Speaker 2: We were not?
Speaker 4: And then some of them like if you're actually playing
Speaker 4: it with a date, you can shuffle through the cards.
Speaker 4: So what I decided I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
Speaker 4: pick the questions that I really want answers and I
Speaker 4: don't want to answer myself, so I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: Split it up strategically.
Speaker 4: But there's also some cards in there that's basically like,
Speaker 4: can we stop the game and have sex right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Love that if I want right now, would you? Let's fuck?
Speaker 1: I like a game that says we played enough, Let's fuck.
Speaker 2: That's what happened when I was playing, we got through
Speaker 2: three cards.
Speaker 3: Like perfect, I'm pulling a card, y'all, I'm playing card.
Speaker 3: Do I just ask everybody? Yeah, I just have which
Speaker 3: of your relatives are you closest to?
Speaker 2: Definitely my sister and my mom and my brother. I
Speaker 2: see your family, I.
Speaker 1: See your holiday pictures and Medina. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: the cutest fucking family were matching pajamas and ship like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, this is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: But I would say, if I had to pick one,
Speaker 3: my sister she really knows me. If I'm headed to
Speaker 3: an abortion clinic, I'm calling my silster.
Speaker 1: How do your parents like your family support your not
Speaker 1: your lifestyle. How do you hear support your whole lifestyle?
Speaker 1: Your your one, your one, your one OnlyFans debut talking
Speaker 1: about sex on the internet your day.
Speaker 3: Dad is so supportive that it's almost like, excuse my dad.
Speaker 3: He when he was Drwerry, my dad like, my daughter
Speaker 3: has a show. I had to appreciate the support. Do
Speaker 3: not you're gonna get written like they're gonna write something.
Speaker 3: But this man is playing his girl and his daughter and.
Speaker 1: Like you can't play. That's the cutest thing I've ever hear.
Speaker 3: Here's where I also went on a reality show. It's
Speaker 3: called Temptation Island. And when I went on that show,
Speaker 3: my mom told my whole family not sure why it
Speaker 3: was a thoughty show, and my dad was telling the
Speaker 3: whole family I was in a movie.
Speaker 2: I appreciate this sport. My family is supported.
Speaker 1: Wait, Butdina, can you go on Can you go on
Speaker 1: ninety Day Fiance because they don't let us go on
Speaker 1: it because we have kids? Real, yeah, my friend. I
Speaker 1: was watching with my friend the other day and I
Speaker 1: was like, I want to go on this show.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I just decided I want to. I want to get
Speaker 1: married to someone on the first day and see it happens.
Speaker 1: And she's like, can't we have kids. She's like, we
Speaker 1: can't go on this other one.
Speaker 2: Even what I had no idea, hopes, and well, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not going on this.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen ninety Day.
Speaker 1: So basically, are you married?
Speaker 2: I'm a ninety day.
Speaker 1: You get married on the first day and then you
Speaker 1: figure it out.
Speaker 2: Oh for Everyone asked me to go on that show,
Speaker 2: and I was.
Speaker 4: Just like because ninety Day Fiance is the international Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to the meeting niggas.
Speaker 2: Somebody use me.
Speaker 1: There always is a bitch getting used, like like like
Speaker 1: a non attractive like over forty Caucasian with like an
Speaker 1: African Nigerian scammer.
Speaker 3: And I know that you're being situation where you don't
Speaker 3: know you're being used and you look like you're like
Speaker 3: I was being used.
Speaker 2: I know when I'm being used. I'm always like.
Speaker 1: I'm always I'm so skeptical. I like, does he love me?
Speaker 1: Are you using me? And I also think I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to use me for clouds?
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm about to be rich. Are you trying
Speaker 1: to cling? Because you know I'm about to be rich?
Speaker 1: Because they do that if they're scammers. You got to
Speaker 1: ask that question because you don't have a legit job.
Speaker 1: I mean, like you're doing well right now, but next year,
Speaker 1: what are you going to be doing?
Speaker 3: Whenever I'm locked out of my Instagram, I instantly go
Speaker 3: to I'm like someone clearly hatch it and they love
Speaker 3: me so much they're about to release some photos.
Speaker 1: What photo?
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: Photo?
Speaker 3: Telling her like I don't want to record myself having
Speaker 3: sex because someone's going to leak.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be on c wait.
Speaker 1: I love doing it. I opened my my recents recently
Speaker 1: and I have this picture and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is like really good.
Speaker 2: I should probably like hide it or something.
Speaker 1: You want to see it.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see which one looks better. This one looks better.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, your ass is really fair.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I that after.
Speaker 5: I'm going to try that.
Speaker 1: I was in my hotel room and then like I
Speaker 1: was having sex, and then he came on my butt
Speaker 1: and then I was like, the lightning looks really good
Speaker 1: right here, and you want to get me a towel.
Speaker 1: So I just I just rolled over and took a
Speaker 1: picture of my pussy and my ass with like the
Speaker 1: come on top of the light shining it. So that's
Speaker 1: what I just shared. And oh and then I have
Speaker 1: my tattoos. It's Manifest, but it's on my upper thigh.
Speaker 3: I have a tattoo on my butt cheek and it
Speaker 3: says love me and every time someone every time someone
Speaker 3: hits it from the back, I told him to say
Speaker 3: it out loud. No, I just put a spell on you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that.
Speaker 3: Say Manifest.
Speaker 1: Say Manifest three time, man Manifest. Oh my gods, my
Speaker 1: new sex magic.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 3: Would you stay in a relationship if your partner had
Speaker 3: a baby on the way with someone else?
Speaker 2: It was just like, fucking is this my life?
Speaker 5: No, you have a baby on the way.
Speaker 2: The answer is no. I'm just thinking about all the
Speaker 2: stress that I know is a bound to.
Speaker 4: Happen, and then I'm gonna be looking at that little
Speaker 4: person like you bitch you baby.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like knocking the kid over.
Speaker 3: And they're like, where's the food for the baby?
Speaker 2: It's not me? Yeah, they do that, I really do.
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I commend you for it, but like
Speaker 3: I am like wow, like I wow.
Speaker 2: You're a bigger bitch than me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm petty.
Speaker 3: Erica, I've experienced this and the answer is no, I
Speaker 3: did not and I will not ever.
Speaker 2: Were your feelings hurt?
Speaker 3: Of course they were hurt. This is my boyfriend of
Speaker 3: long term partner baby daddy, there's my fiance. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he like stepped out and then was like, hey
Speaker 2: he wasn't hey.
Speaker 5: She was like hey, oh that's even worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, nigga's really nig niggas really nigg And then
Speaker 2: they wonder, wright bitches bitch.
Speaker 3: This well, because yeah, you're gonna need we're gonna start
Speaker 3: bitching these.
Speaker 2: Bitches as hoes. Well, what the fuck do you think?
Speaker 1: Maybe a hop?
Speaker 4: I love to say that we're acting like niggas now,
Speaker 4: are you mad that we're beating you at your game.
Speaker 1: Right, it looks.
Speaker 2: Fun and now I'm gone to it.
Speaker 3: So what, I got a team and then you mess
Speaker 3: up the next I still gotta I learned the.
Speaker 2: Best team and now I've mastered it.
Speaker 1: And you're mad.
Speaker 2: Ha ha, Yeah, you're mad that I'm getting gifts and
Speaker 2: money from my vagina.
Speaker 1: You didn't value Fuck you, nigga. We've never been hurt.
Speaker 1: No one here, one.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're about to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe you know it's we're podcaster, she said, Baby,
Speaker 1: are you about to be honest?
Speaker 3: Have you ever had an st D? Oh?
Speaker 2: Does Bby count as an STD?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, let's normalize, I asked my I
Speaker 1: asked to my kind of collegist that she said, no. Really, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: back in the day in high school, I got HPV
Speaker 1: and I me too, and I thought that was bad
Speaker 1: forgot about it, the fact that I feel so old.
Speaker 2: Back in the day when I got.
Speaker 1: HV, they told me they said it was like I
Speaker 1: was sexually transmitted, because I thought it was. But then
Speaker 1: it comes to find out it's not, and I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna I thought I literally gonna kill myself.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's the end of my life.
Speaker 2: I cried.
Speaker 1: I was in high school, so I thought for sure
Speaker 1: I was gonna die. But I survived and you're still here.
Speaker 1: Nothing ever came of it, and they like it was
Speaker 1: just yeah, I got treated and that was it. So
Speaker 1: I'm clean.
Speaker 3: I am currently clean, but I have had an sed
Speaker 3: I will be honest. I had chlamydia and I was
Speaker 3: really sad about it, and I was crying in the
Speaker 3: doctor's office and she was like, it's okay, doctors, or
Speaker 3: just if you have a good doctor, because I had
Speaker 3: bad doctors, saying good doctors.
Speaker 2: The good doctor. She was like, you do not need
Speaker 2: to cry, baby, go you're having sex.
Speaker 3: This is something that comes with sex, especially when you're
Speaker 3: not protecting yourself. And I wasn't and sometimes I don't,
Speaker 3: but it's okay. Well I always like to say that
Speaker 3: I learned from a lesson, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: But everybody likes a.
Speaker 1: Like literally, I hate to say that. Me and my
Speaker 1: friend was talking about it. She was like, my friend's
Speaker 1: gonna kill me. I've talked about her so much this week.
Speaker 1: She's like, she's a fucking guy who has a girlfriend
Speaker 1: and a sidebitch and she knows, and she's like, he
Speaker 1: doesn't put a condo on. He's like, you didn't make
Speaker 1: me put a condom on. She's like, Nigga, I'm not
Speaker 1: ever going to make you put a condom on. She's like,
Speaker 1: he probably fucking another two bitches were all too. I
Speaker 1: was like, you're the realist, bitch, I know, because the
Speaker 1: truth is we be knowing, but we'd be like, as I.
Speaker 5: Have definitely done that.
Speaker 4: I have a guy, he's a fuck buddy and that
Speaker 4: lives in Texas. We call him Vodoo Dick on the
Speaker 4: show because that's the name.
Speaker 1: And gave himself.
Speaker 4: I have had a lot of unprotected sex with him
Speaker 4: and I should not that Nigga is a hope. We
Speaker 4: all know it. And we had a threesome and there
Speaker 4: were no condoms and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, what are we doing?
Speaker 5: It was fun.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have done that, And then I get sad
Speaker 4: later when I have to make my doctor's appointment to
Speaker 4: see like is everything okay?
Speaker 1: Getting checked?
Speaker 2: Is the emotion so stressful?
Speaker 1: Actually, Like when you know you've been out here hoeing.
Speaker 3: Especially because you don't know if you're gonna have an
Speaker 3: STD or AIDS, You're like they.
Speaker 2: Come back because they gotta do the like do you
Speaker 2: want the AIDS one?
Speaker 3: They're like, you out give it to me, Like I
Speaker 3: don't want the other one. I just want to live
Speaker 3: on my birthdays coming up and I want to be happy, want.
Speaker 4: To go to my regular doctors, because to go to
Speaker 4: like the last Quest diagnostics, I don't want my name
Speaker 4: on this. I just want a number, and y'all send
Speaker 4: me an email without your name.
Speaker 3: I did not know that, And it's so funny that
Speaker 3: you said that, because the more that we grow, all
Speaker 3: of us, a lot of the things that I do know,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm too old for this ship.
Speaker 2: Well no, not even that, just like.
Speaker 3: When you get tested your names on it if someone
Speaker 3: One time, I remember I was taking a friend of
Speaker 3: mine to an abortion clinic during quarantine and I was
Speaker 3: taking her. I was with her, and you know, we
Speaker 3: was joking. We should have been joking.
Speaker 2: I walked in.
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna be able to sit with her,
Speaker 3: and they weren't letting people sit in with her. And
Speaker 3: one of the girls like Medina from Cocktails, and I
Speaker 3: was like, wow, our demographic is in here. They in here,
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'll just dropping somebody I had
Speaker 3: to go. Even when I go get wax, I'm like,
Speaker 3: if someone gonna talk about my pussy, like it's really interesting.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you could opt to not have your
Speaker 2: name on it.
Speaker 4: I know, I called like a number and they do
Speaker 4: it through your email and stuff.
Speaker 3: Obviously I've been a lot of times.
Speaker 1: I called planned parents like what's your name? And I
Speaker 1: was like what, this bitch knows me what. I went
Speaker 1: to high school here. I'm like, jam j, what do
Speaker 1: what do I need for you to write the prescription
Speaker 1: without telling me.
Speaker 3: When I used to work in corporate, I was a
Speaker 3: receptionist for a real estate company and one day I
Speaker 3: picked up phone.
Speaker 2: I was like, Hi, this is Medina, thank you for
Speaker 2: calling jar Hose. How can I help you? She was
Speaker 2: like Medemon like cocktails me And I was like no,
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is not I was really like
Speaker 2: it is amazing to me.
Speaker 3: Like I was like, wow, people really know when we
Speaker 3: have these shows that we talk about ourvaginas and what
Speaker 3: they look like and how they feel because mine feels
Speaker 3: really good, our booty holes and like how it's you know,
Speaker 3: you could get in any if you want to, Like,
Speaker 3: people know us. You really know, you could be the
Speaker 3: grocery store just having a regular ugly dance. I was like,
Speaker 3: I remember last week when you was talking about You're like,
Speaker 3: oh my mom's dear.
Speaker 4: And then I work at a radio station too, and
Speaker 4: the radio station has a TV station, and they started
Speaker 4: playing Cocktails on there, right, And so I just started
Speaker 4: feeling embarrassed when I when we would talk about it,
Speaker 4: because I'm like, I'm sitting here with the owner of
Speaker 4: our company, and he heard all those things I said.
Speaker 5: And then I'm like, oh shit, was I talking shit
Speaker 5: about him? Because I'd be doing that too.
Speaker 2: She talks it a lot. You actually did it a lot, and.
Speaker 5: I was just like, oh, well, it's how I feel.
Speaker 1: I think no one realizes with podcasting. It's like we're
Speaker 1: just talking into like a machine and they're like bye.
Speaker 1: And they were like, oh shit, people listened, you know.
Speaker 3: And one thing that key and I made a vow
Speaker 3: and well and I had to stick with it. You
Speaker 3: remember that one time when we first everybody like we
Speaker 3: had did an episode in the very beginnings of Cocktails.
Speaker 3: And remember I talked about that producer and I said
Speaker 3: his name like ten everybody knows him and I said,
Speaker 3: like the situation I gave grave details about and then
Speaker 3: I talked ship about him and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, I want to go pick here I was,
Speaker 2: are you hungry?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do something like we need to
Speaker 3: delete that or can we remember? And I was like
Speaker 3: I think that, like I just did too much, and
Speaker 3: Here was like we have decided we were going to
Speaker 3: do the show. We're not bleeping stuff out and we're
Speaker 3: not deleting stuff and we're not how we feel is
Speaker 3: how we feel, and that's what it's.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: And when I have moments like that on the show,
Speaker 3: I just don't listen to it for a week and
Speaker 3: then I go back and I never listen listen.
Speaker 1: I never listened out Now though.
Speaker 3: If we do say it, can I listen to your
Speaker 3: every episode?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: Also, I haven't listened in months, literally, and I listened
Speaker 3: to this recent episode and I was like, did.
Speaker 1: We say that?
Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, I'm smart, We're smart.
Speaker 2: I get scared.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know if it's that. I don't
Speaker 3: know if JJ's editing and making cutting out all the
Speaker 3: likes like like like like like about girl like like
Speaker 3: like like, but I was like like, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, we're probably gonna really cringe on me. Here
Speaker 1: us endorsing not wearing condoms for like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna love and my.
Speaker 1: Kid gets sixteen and here's this. We hate that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just showed it up.
Speaker 2: Put my pussy.
Speaker 1: He came on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, I really hate that.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about open relationships? You know, the
Speaker 3: older that I am getting and how I am not
Speaker 3: married yet and I thought I would be. I'm starting
Speaker 3: to feel like I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.
Speaker 3: But we got around in a certain way because there's
Speaker 3: different levels of this ship. There are different levels, and
Speaker 3: I would do the very first levels like I don't
Speaker 3: ever want us to get to a point I don't
Speaker 3: want me and want to share.
Speaker 2: I don't want to share. I don't want it to.
Speaker 3: Be like, you know, if I'm dealing with a Babbage
Speaker 3: now he thinks that she's his Babbage. To know, if
Speaker 3: we feel like we've gotten bored with each other and
Speaker 3: you feel like you need a little spice in your life,
Speaker 3: you need to go do what you need to do,
Speaker 3: and I need to go do it.
Speaker 2: I need to do, whether it be with a woman
Speaker 2: or a man, and we do those things.
Speaker 3: I'm not really into the whole We're going to always
Speaker 3: make this a group setting because I'm pulling babbages. I
Speaker 3: don't know what you're pulling, and I pulled. I don't
Speaker 3: want to have to pull your bitch. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I'm already trying to have a three someome with the
Speaker 3: Houston again. I gotta do all the work. I gotta
Speaker 3: sell myself. I can't tell you. So it's like, let's
Speaker 3: just do it separately. I don't want to do the group.
Speaker 2: Stuff to sell it. Niggas always want to do. It's
Speaker 2: like sell yourself.
Speaker 1: I can't talking up.
Speaker 3: I had to you like a few years ago, and
Speaker 3: we were trying to have a three someome and nobody
Speaker 3: wanted to fuck him.
Speaker 2: So I was just now, I don't want to tell
Speaker 2: him that only I want to fuck you.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I tell you, I know unless
Speaker 3: you gonna take the bit shopping, which no, because you're
Speaker 3: cutting into my funds.
Speaker 2: Now, we can't do that.
Speaker 1: We can't do it. I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 4: You're the one who I'm okay with, open relationships only
Speaker 4: on the sex part, I don't really want you to
Speaker 4: have a real relationship with somebody else. I have twelve personalities.
Speaker 4: This should be enough. You can have sex with somebody else,
Speaker 4: but I don't want you getting too close.
Speaker 5: And then the threesome part.
Speaker 4: I like threesomes and it is hard to sell certain niggas,
Speaker 4: and I just prefer the man you need to find
Speaker 4: the other girl.
Speaker 5: I don't care how you get her.
Speaker 3: So you like you prefer a man to find the
Speaker 3: girl you don't, it's easier.
Speaker 5: I don't want to do any work. I just want
Speaker 5: to come and enjoy.
Speaker 1: But well, I want to approve her first, Like, don't
Speaker 1: just pop this bitch up, like, no, I need to.
Speaker 4: When I was here her Tom Texas a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago, my fuck buddy Voodoo Dick, he was there,
Speaker 4: and I happened to go to this restaurant where one
Speaker 4: of the girls that he was trying to get us
Speaker 4: to have a threesome with was working. So I met
Speaker 4: her that way. I'm like you, I didn't want to
Speaker 4: have sex with her because she was white.
Speaker 2: No, why want it a lot?
Speaker 3: But I used to deal with uh, this Armenian man
Speaker 3: and he had. His wife was white.
Speaker 2: She got a lot of surgery to make herself look Armenian.
Speaker 1: But oh okay, she wasn't everything else.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 2: Like him, him, she wanted to be like him. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I see one day like she how was it?
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 3: It was interesting, Like I didn't want her to touch
Speaker 3: my hair. I didn't like that she was touching it.
Speaker 3: But I also was like walking down.
Speaker 2: Here and what what you're gonna do? But she was
Speaker 2: like touching it. She's like, oh my god, not what
Speaker 2: I want to do. Have you ever had sex with
Speaker 2: white woman?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he sent her to me. I
Speaker 4: was like, no, I want a black girl like last time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you didn't.
Speaker 3: What about Latina? Yeah, I would do that Asian? No
Speaker 3: one of those two.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't.
Speaker 2: He said, I like this nigga.
Speaker 1: He got that I.
Speaker 5: Need to be fine in hose when you're a hoe
Speaker 5: who has plenty of hoses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 4: But it did make me kind of consider it because
Speaker 4: she gave me extra special treatment when I was at
Speaker 4: the restaurant. So I was like, well, I don't know,
Speaker 4: because she was to me, the chef is letting me
Speaker 4: taste everything. There's all this champagne. I don't know, girl,
Speaker 4: you might be turning me out, you know what. I
Speaker 4: feel like that would happen to me. I'd be like no, no,
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, she's so nice. I'm like, your
Speaker 4: pussy snow, Okay, maybe I will.
Speaker 2: Snow.
Speaker 1: I love snow, she said to her. Every day. I
Speaker 1: do too. I just doesn't mean anything to eat her pussy,
Speaker 1: but maybe I will. Maybe she's really nice to me.
Speaker 4: She's like off white, not white white's.
Speaker 1: But she was raised in Sweden.
Speaker 3: That's like, how do you guys feel about having sex
Speaker 3: with your friends.
Speaker 2: Like the girlfriends your friends?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, with friends, I mean mostly not friends, well
Speaker 3: sex Well, me and Tomila have kind of had sex,
Speaker 3: but not really no, no, no, we don't like eat
Speaker 3: each other's pissy, but like, okay, like I've never eaten
Speaker 3: her pussy or anything.
Speaker 2: We made out. We've made out when we're really drunk,
Speaker 2: but we've also had.
Speaker 1: Like I think we've had situations where I know the
Speaker 1: guy who's trying to push it and I'll be like
Speaker 1: I like like rubbed her titty like with baby oil,
Speaker 1: like and then we're just like affoid each other. We're like,
Speaker 1: you nigga, you eat a pissy like.
Speaker 2: I'll hold her leg.
Speaker 1: Like yeah yeah, like oh okay, look how my friend is.
Speaker 3: Yeah we were really great of waiters of sex. We
Speaker 3: have sex together, but never have sex with each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we've never done that. I have enough tequila
Speaker 2: shots and anything can happen. We always know not.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I.
Speaker 2: Want to go waitrow want tomorrow? Can we do? Will
Speaker 2: you'll be here? My friend is freaking.
Speaker 3: You want to.
Speaker 1: Yes, excited, so it can be.
Speaker 5: But I'm going to invite this couple.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna buye Orlando.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a couple. I'm just gonna be like
Speaker 1: in Orlando.
Speaker 2: Okay, should I call?
Speaker 1: Should I tells.
Speaker 2: To add conservative with.
Speaker 1: She's not conservative?
Speaker 3: Don't let her fool you.
Speaker 2: Okay, she does seem very sure.
Speaker 1: Not but she's not much older. She's not.
Speaker 2: She's younger than US's.
Speaker 1: Actually, she's just she's better at being classic on the internet.
Speaker 2: She's peas. Okay, that's thirty on the internet. She ain't.
Speaker 3: But y'all better not saying sex club night. And then
Speaker 3: everybody goes home and goes asleep.
Speaker 2: I told you so Tonight's and I get wild tonight.
Speaker 3: Tonight we have to go to this red carpet thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that's I'm thinking. Might do some drugs.
Speaker 2: Let's do percocets.
Speaker 4: Like one time, I don't make you sleepy and I
Speaker 4: really fall around.
Speaker 2: I wasn't falling around. It made me easy. I don't
Speaker 2: you need anything to be easy.
Speaker 1: You're just the nigga pulled up in a Lamborghini truck
Speaker 1: and you're like an hour later percose.
Speaker 3: Niggas know that when they have nice body, luxury provived
Speaker 3: thirty five hundred.
Speaker 5: You know what on the way, Oh, I saw a
Speaker 5: Lambo truck that said rent me.
Speaker 2: He wasn't in that one.
Speaker 1: How you know?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like I know the nigga. He's a
Speaker 2: whole rapper. I wishing rap. I'm not telling everybo.
Speaker 3: Pushed.
Speaker 2: When we stopped recording, you got to tell us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love hanging out with my fellow
Speaker 1: ho friends, and I recited about this. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: am I going to? Wait? Yes, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: feel like I haven't really back in my whole days.
Speaker 5: I'm having So we have a live show coming up.
Speaker 4: And we are like I pop that pussy because we
Speaker 4: need some stories to tell and some experiences. So it's
Speaker 4: like every day we're like trying to go out. And
Speaker 4: so when I was a mother this week, it was
Speaker 4: very stressful because I was like I can't even match
Speaker 4: rate because I feel wrong because this child is here
Speaker 4: in my Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then the mom is like, can he come back
Speaker 2: this weekend? But I was like, well I'm already. My
Speaker 2: mom was like.
Speaker 1: She was, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: Maybe Sunday afternoon, but like Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 2: No, i haven't been a hoe in so long. I'm
Speaker 2: so excited about it. Nice tonight.
Speaker 1: Way to the page. There's gonna be a Patreon after this.
Speaker 2: Definitely. Yeah, we're gonna have to call.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Podcast.
Speaker 1: You guys know where to find us A Good Mom's Underscore,
Speaker 1: Bad Choices.
Speaker 5: We're at Cocktail Podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm Kiki said so coffee.
Speaker 2: And we'll see you next week. Bye bye, m.
Speaker 4: H m hmmmm.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: This is