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Speaker 2: Welcome to Stupidity, home of the greatest media mine ever

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, man, He's a literal titan across

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Speaker 3: the entire media landscape.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sure, here's a deal.

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Speaker 1: He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

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Speaker 2: He's loved and feared more than any being to Grace's planet.

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Speaker 2: There's good. Hey a bed with a voice that sounds

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Speaker 2: like Verry White.

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Speaker 1: And be got say hey, let do it.

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Speaker 2: Baby, God himself would pay thirty nine ninety nine for

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Speaker 2: a cameo. Fact of the matter is you are about

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Speaker 2: to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be

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Speaker 2: described as psychological nudity.

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Speaker 4: This is stox and this is Stuparty.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, jumped.

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Speaker 4: All right, Welcome into another episode of Stupidity, the biggest

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Speaker 4: podcast in the world. Thanks to you. Please subscribe, rate

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Speaker 4: and review, unsubscribe, resubscribe, re rate, re review all that

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Speaker 4: good stuff. You have made us bigger than Oprah. I

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Speaker 4: mean now about that, Yeah, it is huge. We pulled

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Speaker 4: off three episodes. Listen, we promised three. It's the rare

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Speaker 4: promise that stupidity has delivered on We promised three. We

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Speaker 4: gave the audience three last week. Mike about that, I.

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Speaker 5: Mean, I'm still floored.

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Speaker 3: And then I thought we were gonna double it up

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Speaker 3: this week and go back and get three in a

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Speaker 3: second week in a row, right, and that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to make the guarantee right now?

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Speaker 4: I can get three in before the end of the week.

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to make that guarantee?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: I feel I feel like it would be the vote

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Speaker 3: all right, I feel like that's what it would be.

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Speaker 4: I want to ask you a question the audience is

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Speaker 4: asking for this ken. Is mikey C allowed to come

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Speaker 4: have a third one for you this week? Is mikey

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Speaker 4: C actually have two questions for you? Okay? Is Mike

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Speaker 4: e C allowed to come on? I'd like him just

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Speaker 4: I want you just to drop in a smoke break

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Speaker 4: out of nowhere right unannounced, although Mike will want us

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Speaker 4: want him. I want him to interview Dan Stanzik. Do

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Speaker 4: you think we can pull this off? The former executive

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Speaker 4: producer of Stepan, Now, yes, do you think we can

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Speaker 3: because he knows we're talking about him. Okay, yeah, he

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Speaker 4: Can you do me a favor before the end of

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Speaker 4: text Mikey C right? Because the audience really is clamoring

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Speaker 4: and so I am not certain what the parameters are

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on in mikey A's backyard.

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Speaker 4: It feels unfair. It feels like you should be met.

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Speaker 5: You got to a couple of world series since then.

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Speaker 4: It's about time someone fucking wrote a book about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. Oh wow, what do you got

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Speaker 4: This is very quick work by you. It's why you're

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Speaker 5: Is that correct? I do?

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Speaker 3: He texted me back almost immediately as if he heard

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Speaker 4: That's why I love that guy. That he's got an

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Speaker 4: makes me happy, Mikey, to a team that makes me miserable.

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Speaker 4: Back to the podcast, Robin Rogers. This is Stegatzier on cameo.

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Speaker 4: This was booked by Mark Rogers. Dub dug. Keep it

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Speaker 4: all in, Mike.

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Speaker 1: The only thing in my life more frustrating than being

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Speaker 1: a Mets fan is Devin. Back to the podcast.

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Speaker 4: I'll do it again. Take two Rogers. Robin Rogers. This

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Speaker 4: taping it up sood of stupidoity right now? How about that?

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Speaker 4: I mean, your husband loves you very very very much,

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Speaker 4: and he tells me that you've been fans of hours

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Speaker 4: Robin very very much. I get it. Robin is a

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Speaker 4: actually happy that Syracuse lost. How about that for a

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Speaker 4: birthday present? Ah, that's exactly what you paid for. Robin

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Speaker 4: is a proud Syracuse grad and is a huge Levatar

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Speaker 4: show fan and sports fanatic. She freaking loves your voice,

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Speaker 4: and she's turned in forty six the Big four to six.

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Speaker 4: Let me know how that goes, Robin. I won't be

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Speaker 4: So happy birthday, the Big four to six enjoy it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, gregs the guts here on cameo. This is book

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Speaker 4: Happy belated birthday, Mike tells me it's March thirtieth, the

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Speaker 4: Keep this happening. Mike, is there someone? Do you ever

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