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Speaker 1: I welcome back to another episode Alchemy, this coviddition. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, that's Kevin Pollock's up. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, when you figure out how the

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Speaker 1: latter works, I'll change the life. And that's how many

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Speaker 1: jerks it takes to screw it. Oh, but I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet an alchemist showering no particular order to say

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Speaker 1: hello to Chris Alvarado. Chris, please take the piss. What's

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Speaker 1: the third thing people are surprised to hear about you?

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Speaker 1: The third thing? Um um quick inventory. Well I went

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Speaker 1: through that hispanic that I'm an alcoholic alcoholic. Probably the

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Speaker 1: third is that I'd never graduated college. Yeah, well I

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Speaker 1: graduated in nine months. My friends called the dropping out,

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Speaker 1: but I think we showed the same. I spent six

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Speaker 1: slight slightly different. Times stuck. Say hey, there's Craig Kaikowski. Kakaw,

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Speaker 1: what is a standout lesson from producing and acting in

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Speaker 1: the Great Show Drunk History all these damn years? A

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Speaker 1: standout lesson? Uh? Talk out loud when you lip sync? Yes,

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Speaker 1: don't just move your mouth around like actually say the

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Speaker 1: words and pronounce them out loud, and you'll make all

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Speaker 1: the all the spittle and all the mouth sounds you

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Speaker 1: normally make. It will look make it look more authentic.

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Speaker 1: And how many episodes, be honest, had you done before

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Speaker 1: someone realized that I had a hundred? Dammit? So close? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Please welcome first time or jacked Gonzalez Dorothy. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: I said that wrong. Hey, close enough. How's it going, um, Jackie?

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Speaker 1: Oh mg? As a new first time or tradition, please

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Speaker 1: tell us any awkward story from your early days in improv?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I had. I did an audition for an

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Speaker 1: that I didn't realize was not national. Uh. I was

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Speaker 1: jingle that was extremely sexual. It went like this, Joey,

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Speaker 1: you might recognize it? Who only at Mattress Giants? Oh uh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't make the team. That's so unfair. Yeah, people

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Speaker 1: thought that I made that song up, and yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was very awkward for sure. Thank you for sharing. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Mark Gagliardi. Where party in a peanut M and M.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite candy? Uh? The Reese's Peanut butter cup.

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Speaker 1: Keep talking, hands down. You've got the outside ridge, so

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Speaker 1: a P, B and J. You can eat around as

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Speaker 1: significantly softer middle. I think with a crusty outside in

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Speaker 1: cinnamon roll, I'm in that. That outer rim you speak

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Speaker 1: By the time you get there, it's you've already done

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Speaker 1: all you had, all the good stuff. You're not saving

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Speaker 1: the best bite for last. Damn it, damn it. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for sharing, and last, but shipping your shoe and

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Speaker 1: give it to him at half past two. If you

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Speaker 1: think him leaves, it's Joey Greer. Janet, what was the

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Speaker 1: last time you used a shovel? And why last time

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Speaker 1: And then I so I'm thinking about, like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: Now one thing we do is this is a little

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Speaker 1: a Shirtbut to get us to the end of this story,

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Speaker 1: I have a suggestion that might tickle your fancy. A

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Speaker 1: I can't help but admire the art that is alchemy. This,

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Speaker 1: many of you guys are down there having fun while

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Speaker 1: we're up here? I mean, I wouldn't call a birthday

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Speaker 1: tell Mike we said happy birthday and sorry we couldn't

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Speaker 1: be there again this year. I had a dance on prepared,

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Speaker 1: worked on a dance for this. You know what, turn

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the apology and I accept it. I hear

417
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: the problem that you were having as well, and I

418
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: I recognize that I'm sorry as well. So let's some

419
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: you know, shake on it. Let's be cool. Let's shake great.

420
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: That's always compromise. That's the first clip there. Um, maybe

421
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: we could use music to spice it up or something,

422
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: or one of those like don't don't don't you know,

423
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: I got some drama. I got it, I have it.

424
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: What's the drama you think you're gonna add? So music?

425
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: In in Yellowstone they removed predator species and that really

426
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: fucked up the population of beer and I saw that

427
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: stuff right, and there was like but but in the

428
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: eighties they reintroduced a pack of gray wolves. Now what

429
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: that did? What happened, Steve? Will it stabilize the entire region?

430
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: Like things are growing back? The deer population was was leveled,

431
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: and actually the entire environment was throwing you're saying, yes, exactly,

432
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: we need to introduce a pack of gray wolves. How

433
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: about just actually Tina. Yes, that's that's a great idea.

434
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Let's bring back Tina. We're guaranteed drama if we put

435
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: Tina back into the full Okay, okay, everybody, um you

436
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: just doing great in the house. Here, by the way,

437
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: it is spotless here, spots. I came here to make friends.

438
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: I came here to make friends, and I have made friends. Honestly,

439
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: the amount of growth that we've all experienced is through

440
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: the fucking roof. Man, Well, it is obvious. I want

441
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: to know. It's all right. Let's talk it out. M

442
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to a new cast member, Danny,

443
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: Can I just say something, man? I know you pop

444
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: in here and you got to do your job like

445
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 1: you are loved, my man, and you I see you,

446
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: and I don't know what you want to do in

447
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: your life besides this. I mean, obviously this is work,

448
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: but I see you, dude, and I just want the

449
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: best for you. All right, you got okay? Okay? Um

450
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: hey on that note one, I love you boys, And

451
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: to welcome your newest cast member, Tina. Everybody, this is

452
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: that guns whoa whoa language, whoa Tina. I'm sorry by

453
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: sending you. Uh you smell you smell like alcohol, you know. Yeah,

454
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,959
Speaker 1: alright if one of my performed bottles and I just

455
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: sprayed around sometimes I open my mouth when I do it.

456
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: So what just so you know, um, t J is allergic.

457
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: So just if you if you want to spray, maybe

458
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: spray when you're outside. And that's so sweet of you.

459
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: You're so smart. Wow. Did someone teach you that in

460
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: school or something, to be open and aware of other

461
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: people's like allergies. I don't understand. Whatever, it's my body,

462
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: it's my life, and this is my house right now.

463
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: So if you can't get in it and get in

464
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: the pool. All right, all right, so we've got some

465
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: new clips for your boss. We think you're gonna like this. Okay, excited, excited,

466
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: open mind, excited. Tina was the the wolf we needed,

467
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: so to speak. So this is um. Obviously at night,

468
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: we have our night vision cameras rolling. Just show the clip.

469
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: Just Steve, you're on my last Nerve, honestly, seventeen seconds

470
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: from being fired your I'm gonna be fired. Everyone's fine. Clip, Steve, Steve,

471
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: why don't you give us a live intro? Would you say? Huh?

472
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: Back into it? Okay, we're gonna watch this clip Tina.

473
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: This season, this season on a house on the hill.

474
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: That's fine, guys. Means deal with the new cast member

475
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: as they navigate what it means to have a roommate

476
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: in the modern day of the city. So here we

477
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: thanks Steve. Tina, Tina, what are you doing in my room?

478
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: Are you okay? What are you doing in your room?

479
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my my eight and a half

480
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: hours of sleep. I'm trying to find my clothes. Oh wow,

481
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: you're you're completely nude. Let me get you a Let

482
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: me get your nude and it's not weird all okay.

483
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm happily married with two kids. I'm a pharmacist in Wisconsin.

484
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: So it's getting spicier. I'd say it's getting spicier. Password

485
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: is yes, okay, and this is just the beginning. We

486
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: have the laundry room scene. We have, uh, a lot

487
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: of scenes. I won't spell it out for you, but

488
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you want to watch one more. Uh uh

489
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: so yeah, so I'm looking. I don't know if you

490
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: have gray wolves here, per syd No, this is just

491
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: a dog kennel. But um, I mean no, yeah, this

492
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: is just a dog kennel. Not yeah, we have gray wolves.

493
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: Oh why did you say yes? I would say, like you,

494
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: you said both questions, but then you answered the first one.

495
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: What is that? Nothing? Nothing? You do that wolf? No,

496
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: that's that's not technically a gray wolf. That is technically

497
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: that's a weird wolf. Are you serious? Yeah? Okay, great,

498
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: I'll do that. That sounds fantastic. Look, I run a

499
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: reality show. I don't run it, per say, but I'm

500
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: working my way up. I'm a producer. Actually I just

501
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: say the intro. But I'm a producer. I'm producer. Wait,

502
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: wait a minute, are you the voice from House on

503
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: the Hill. Yeah, you got you did the you did

504
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: the live intros right, Yeah. Man, it sounds like you

505
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: were having a week last week. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

506
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: I just like it's you don't know what it's like

507
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: to always be under the gun of like you're gonna

508
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: get fired. Just man, do I not? You know that

509
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: weird wolf I was telling you about by Day, that's

510
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: Gary and he runs this place. You want to talk

511
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: about being afraid of your boss? Jesus Christ, mine's a

512
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: rear we real werewolf. A rear werewolf, real werewolf. Look, man,

513
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: I tried getting sober, but it didn't work. I was

514
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: in a house and there was one person in there

515
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 1: who wasn't and that throws the whole thing up pretty soon,

516
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: and everybody's drinking. Hey everybody, it's me just checking into

517
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: the house real quick. Um, just want to let you

518
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: know Danny, Danny sam Um. He seems to be like

519
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: going in to the liquor cabinet pretty hard. Recently. We've

520
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: noticed we've noticed his wife's been calling us, but you

521
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: know the rules. No phone calls, Sam Samuel. Okay, I'm alright,

522
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: let's have the fucking meetings I'm talking about. Yeah, the

523
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: fucking love him. Get out of my personal space. Dude,

524
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: I didn't come here to make friends. I didn't preme

525
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: here to make friends. Did you come here to give

526
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: yourself tattoos? Did you? I did tattoo of your ass

527
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: on my face. I'm not supposed to make any sense.

528
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: It's supposed to bring any outside information. But Sam, your

529
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: wife is watching, your children are watching, and they're worried.

530
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: And that's all I'm gonna say. Uh, listen, I just

531
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: want to introduce you to one more cast member. His

532
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: name is Gary uh at Night. I don't think we

533
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: can handle it, dude. I know, I know, I know

534
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: you ready. Sam has gone off the deep band. It's

535
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: just I want out. I want to at least don't

536
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: bring Tina was a nightmare. Please don't bring anyone else.

537
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Tina, but frankly, you know it's true. We

538
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: can talk to you. I am and now I'm an angel.

539
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: If you guys need the hook up to make meth,

540
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: I'm a pharmacist from Wisconsin. Danny k who was Please

541
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: don't set anyone else. I'm sorry. So this is Gary,

542
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,959
Speaker 1: nice guy by day uh at Nights he's a worldlf okay,

543
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: and what every night? He's everything we need to Steve.

544
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: We need you to do the live intro. Boss. You're

545
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: gonna love this, Cliff. Gary's fitting in beautifully, all right,

546
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: give it a g it at me. On this season

547
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: of House on the Hill, three contestants turned into four

548
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: and then one more made it. A door open that

549
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 1: knob inside you'll see a couple of people hanging out happily.

550
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: That was it. That was the intro. I had cheat

551
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: my ce cereal. Yeah, sorry about that. Well, why is

552
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: the counch shredded? Yeah? Sorry about that? And we took

553
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: a fucking dump on my board, a human sized ship

554
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: on my fucking surfboard. It's not related to the moon

555
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: at all. It's just every night, every night. I'm not

556
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: sure I could explain it as much as I can

557
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: show you. If you'd like to see it again tonight,

558
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,919
Speaker 1: I suggest eaving your room around ten. We're all really

559
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: wet right now. Right. Look, I checked out your pilot episode, uh,

560
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: and it turned out to be several seasons of a

561
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: pilot and uh, I just don't think Bravo is interested.

562
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, Um, you don't think Bravo is interested.

563
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: I know not Okay, I tried. I didn't think so that.

564
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: I tried to soften it, like, we're not interested. Why

565
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: would you know? I don't know. Did you go to

566
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: like Presidents of networks sleepaway camp before? I do want

567
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: to say, we have we have these players on contract.

568
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: And now it's my understanding. I've heard it through the

569
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: grapevine that you got you've signed on Tina and Gary

570
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: for their own show. Well, the other three cast members

571
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: are in the I c U, so it's really hard

572
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: to have them available. But if they were available, you

573
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: would just be having our show. What I'm saying is

574
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: you're stealing our cast members to do a new show.

575
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: Excellent point. That's not true. We're not stealing anybody. They

576
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 1: weren't under contract. They were just hired for a pilot.

577
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: There was no contracts. Let me look at this contract. Oh,

578
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: you're right, it's just the pilot. Well, what can I say? Hey,

579
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: best of luck. I think Tina and Gary are great.

580
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: They're gonna make great television. Boss. Did we get fired?

581
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: Did they buy it or not? No? No, Steve, they

582
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: didn't buy it. They ripped it off from my heart.

583
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: They said, it was mainly your fault, Steve. Oh god,

584
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: oh Mom. I need to come home or at least

585
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: get a care package. The presidents of HBO and Cinemax

586
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: were me to me, we had an agreement. You were

587
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: gonna do camp for three weeks. Three weeks. I can't

588
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: do it, and nobody knows what Pop TV is here.

589
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: Your father and I need the time. Okay, we need

590
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: the time and we need the space. We lost ships

591
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: Creek to nets licks and you know I don't have

592
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: any original programming h and the streaming guys are totally mean.

593
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, sweetie. I love you.

594
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: What was that? Did you hear that? They said? Fuck you?

595
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: Pop cool and and horrible language? And I hate that

596
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: you have to go through this. I know we bleep

597
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: it out on Pop again, your father and nine, I'm sorry,

598
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: step away. This is the digital table. Okay, listen. If

599
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: you've got content for four seconds or less, pop on over.

600
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: If not, get the funk out of here. Yeah. So

601
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: what I was saying is I'm thinking, tell the story man, Well,

602
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: it's his story about I just feel like so it's

603
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: called one Alligator or one in Mississippi, your choice, okay,

604
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: and the entire all, all the everything happens in the

605
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: span of one alligator. That's It's his story. One Mississippi

606
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: was already a Signataro show on on Hulu. Who the

607
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: funk are you Pop? Get the dude? Do you have?

608
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: That is stake? Who the fuck are you Pop? Oh?

609
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Craig, I love you. Seen Three is from

610
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: Michael Er, who wrote high Kevin, longtime listener here from

611
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: way back when your initial ad campaign plagued all of

612
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: my other favorite podcasts harder than covid oh before we dropped. Yeah,

613
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: they ran an ad on other podcasts where I would

614
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: beg people to listen to ours. Anyways, recently, Michael are

615
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: continues during quarantine, I made a giant painting that I

616
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: had reached out to Joey about. I thought it would

617
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: be a great idea to raffle it using the alchemy

618
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: this family to raise money for charity. When he responded, however,

619
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: God intervened, Yeah, that prey and brought down not one

620
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: but two trees upon my house after three days of

621
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: rainwater flooding through multiple new skylights in the roof. Copy.

622
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: It's safe to say that the painting is no more,

623
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: Thanks Joey, But enough of the chick Wait a second,

624
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: that's very uh deuce uh, but enough of the chit

625
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: chat I have seen suggesting the Pentagon braces for nuclear

626
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: war after grossly misinterpreting what okay, boomer means. Enjoy, stay healthy,

627
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: and think twice about one healthy tree in your yard,

628
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: the real estate agent said, might bring character to the home.

629
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: Much love, Michael are Yeah, Look, I'll call you when

630
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: I get off work. Okay, Look, I know I know that,

631
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: I know what. Look, it's just one game. I'll make

632
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: the other ones. I'm Look, I'm doing what I do

633
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: as national security. Okay, listen, if you could stop just

634
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: guessing what I'm going to say in the conversation, that

635
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: would because let me just don't know that stuff. We're

636
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: running good communication. They said that. They said that in therapy,

637
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: and you never listen. I don't need to listen. I

638
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: listen for a living. Okay, Well, then I guess make

639
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: me your job, make me your priority, Ronald. You can look.

640
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: You know what I do every single day I wake up.

641
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: I wrapped the flag around me. That's what I do.

642
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: I know I have to cut you out of it.

643
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: Most of the time. Just cut that. I hate that.

644
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: Do cut that flag? Look at the pentagon, all right,

645
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: and you're just gonna have to deal with it, all right.

646
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: You don't think I know that, Ronald? God damn, you

647
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot. I'm not. Oh,

648
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I don't know. Don't do that.

649
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't open that up, Jim, don't know, Jim, Jim.

650
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: While I'm surpersised, you're getting such clear connectivity with your

651
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: cell phone here in the elevator. Did you want to

652
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: push the floor. You're just gonna get off where I'm gone. Oh, yes, sir,

653
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: I'll I'll get off on the Let's do the D level.

654
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: Let's see level activated. Okay, I just now listen. If

655
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: you don't don't bring that up. Don't bring that up.

656
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: I didn't call you. D level retinal scan required old

657
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: name James Ronald, not authorized for level floor? Okay, I

658
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: should be, I should be computer. Can I call you back.

659
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you back. Okay, Uh, D level? Here

660
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: we go? There you go, D level? D level? How

661
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: do I D level? D level? James Ronald not authorized? Okay? Okay,

662
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: are you trying to activated level. Sir, I am, yes,

663
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: I am. Uh do you want to? Can you just

664
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: authorized to use this floor? Uh? Well are you are you? Yeah?

665
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: I'm I'm security here at D level. Well and open

666
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: it up. That's in order. Pardon me, fells, this is me.

667
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Can me just get out level? No? Me

668
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: on four? Good luck? At day level like a general scan,

669
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: general welcome, complete access, ding ding ding. That's what it

670
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: looks like when somebody is able to access D level. Yeah,

671
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: I know what that looks like. Okay, let's just go

672
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: to D level. Let's just go down to the level again. Okay,

673
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: we're on D level. Let's go out named James Ronald

674
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: not authorized? Okay, this is it's an I order. You

675
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: let me on this floor. Okay, can I see your

676
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: I D in bad? Yes? Here you go. Okay, that's

677
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: your that's your cell phone. Okay, hold on a second.

678
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: What was I looking for? Look? Yes, that's a tube

679
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: of bliss texs. Oh my god, Jesus, let's just I

680
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 1: thought was cream cheese. Okay, Uh, let's see what the

681
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: hell did I put on me? Okay, let's see here. Okay,

682
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: here you are? What do you mean he's still in

683
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: the goddamn elevator. There's a national emergency going on. I

684
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: want him up here right now. He's stuck. Well, he's

685
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: not stuck. I mean the elevator works. He's he's making

686
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: the wrong moves. He's he's making the wrong moves. He

687
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: insists on going to D level, but he doesn't have

688
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: access to D level. As you know, sir, I know

689
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: he doesn't have access to D level. This is a level.

690
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: Why the hell is he not on a level? He

691
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: seems to be confused. I'm not sure. I don't know

692
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: what you want me to do, sir. You know what,

693
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: Send the crusher down there to get him out. Security

694
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: down Send the crush. Your security is pretty tough down

695
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: on D level. Just send the crusher to extract. Okay, okay,

696
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: So this is the Pentagon, and as many on this

697
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,240
Speaker 1: tour no that this is where the Department of Defense

698
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: is housed for the US government. So this is the

699
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: brain of the military's Sorry, Tim, I hate to interrupt

700
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: your um, but upstairs is requiring the crusher. Okay, So

701
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: what is the tour over or No, it's not. We

702
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: were told we were going to see missiles and and

703
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: you will their vending machines there are, this is another

704
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: tour guide, Alan, he'll be taking over for me. Alan,

705
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: won't you jump in there? Um? So right this way?

706
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: What are you going? Alan? His voice just kind of

707
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: trailed off, but he stayed exactly where he was. Alan,

708
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: where are we going? And where are the vending machines? Um?

709
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: I have I have eighteen dollars cash on me if

710
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: I still carried cash? Okay, Boomer whoa Okay, no, no,

711
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: what do you freak out? It's fine, that's hard, Pentagon noises,

712
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: Mr President, Mr President, Yeah, yeah, looking up? What is it? Uh? Uh?

713
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: You know I was having the best dreams. That's the best. Okay,

714
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: Uh you know? What is it? Tommy? Are you Tommy? No?

715
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: I don't know why I told you tom asn't matter

716
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: if I tell you anything. Who gives a fuck? All Right,

717
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: I gotta go back. I gotta go back. Play. Uh okay,

718
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: can you hear me inside the elevator? Can you hear me?

719
00:46:49,239 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: James Ronald has been released. James Ronde rock Oh my god,

720
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: Oh dude, dude, dude, the crusher is coming for you.

721
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: Just let me. I can't let you out on d

722
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: you try to scare your witness ten times every time

723
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: it told you you weren't eligible. Just you do like

724
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: you do you The crusher is coming for you. I

725
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: understand you want some new witness, is that right? Yeah? Yeah?

726
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: Do you want the A level, B level, C level,

727
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 1: B level or E level whatever? Whatever? Look whatever, that's

728
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: not what I'm gonna go over him again? A level,

729
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: B levels, level, B level, E level, D level did

730
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: actually level? Hold on? Let me do okay, Sam again,

731
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 1: it was a what was it? Wow? So uh you're

732
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 1: a crusher. That's cool, that's cool. I'm in finance myself. Listen,

733
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm taking if you're trying to come on to me.

734
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: I have a gorgeous wife. She's very, very tiny and

735
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: has a very raspy voice, much like mine. Her hair

736
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: covers almost her whole face but ends right at her chin.

737
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: We're in love. I was trying to hit on you,

738
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: and now I am embarrassed. But this don't be embarrassed.

739
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: It happens all the time. Okay. I just want to

740
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: let you know, all of us here on Sector of

741
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: three we're huge fans of Is that Sector three of

742
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: E level or F level? Oh that's the good one. Yeah,

743
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: we we say F level stands for fun level. I

744
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: love that if you ever, if you ever wanted to

745
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: hang out or like just come by or something, and like, yeah,

746
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: I just don't know if my wife would feel comfortable

747
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: with that right right now? Of course, of course, of

748
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: course the Hey, tur gay, can we turn off this

749
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 1: alarm because it's really hurting my ears? And what's what's

750
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: the wife? What's the WiFi for the Pentagon? Again? I can't.

751
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I can give

752
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: you that. I want to live stream the tour. Okay, um,

753
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: it's um president day one oh one exclamation point that is,

754
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 1: that's very surprising. Well, our tech ar tech crew does

755
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's not from the president himself. Uh

756
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: no ship Okay, boomer access granted Secret bunker. Congratulations on

757
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: the promotion. Five Star General James Ronald Ah, hey hey everybody, Jimmy,

758
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: what's with the sunglasses? I um, I hit my knee. Okay,

759
00:49:53,560 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: enough said m hmmm. So we're here. We're happy to

760
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: take orders or whatever you want to give us. It's

761
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: your it's your secret bunker. General. Yes, let's do uh,

762
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: let's check on the I S S. Let's see how

763
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: they're doing it there. Let's see they need anything, and

764
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: then they've been dead for months. Sir kay, I mean

765
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: it's we still have live cams in the craft, but

766
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't really do us any good. That's put it on.

767
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: Put it on. But you'd like the cams. You want

768
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 1: to see the dead lodies floating in space. If that's

769
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: what's going on, let's put it on. General, we had

770
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 1: up in the eyes. Anybody is if anybody is out there,

771
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: I am the only one life here. Everyone he's dead, okay,

772
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to reach St. Petersburg and Moscow. Everyone

773
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: everyone steady? Yeah, anything else? Anything else, General James, you'd

774
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: like to us to do here in the bunker. I

775
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: feel like you're leading me. Okay, Yeah, let's do uh Papa,

776
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is I feel like I can

777
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: do anything. Why don't we can crush him at any time?

778
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: If you want, I could just step been there and

779
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: crush him right now. Sir, I told you it was

780
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: a bad idea to make the crush or one of

781
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: the joint chiefs. What can I say? I moved up

782
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: in life. Come on, look, I I always feel like

783
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: crushers being a little bit, a little bit of a

784
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: war hawk about things. I mean, we don't even know

785
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: what the boomer alarm meant. But if Crusher wants to crush,

786
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, piece is always an option. I don't know.

787
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: You're the five star general, though, you you're gonna do.

788
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: Mr President. It's it's sir Gay in the I s

789
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 1: s Hey, so Gay? How are you good? Good? It's

790
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: good to hear your voice again. You the best trashan,

791
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: always loyal, appreciated. So just waiting on orders. So still up?

792
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: Did you get the men chip ice cream? We said yes.

793
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: By the way, my name is spelled s E R

794
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: g e I, and you spelled it s I R

795
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: space capital g A Y, so it's phonetically correct, but

796
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: is not mat the way I spelled it. Okay, that

797
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: was a joke. I thought you would get it. Hm,

798
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: I have the best writers. Anyway. Yes, it was still amazing,

799
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: still frozen because it's very cold in space, right right,

800
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: That's what I was told, Jumbo bumbo. I guess it's true. Anyways. Uh,

801
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: should we play another game? Sure? Sure? Yeah? Okay, all right,

802
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: identify this farm animal that is uh oh, I know this,

803
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: I know this one crusher, Crusher I caught you before

804
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: you got your car. Look, I know, wait, are you okay?

805
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: You're sweating a lot. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not okay.

806
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 1: Everywhere it's it's you. You do this to me? Understandable,

807
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: And I know you're married, but like, what does that

808
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: even mean? It's a piece of paper, it's a well,

809
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: it's a commitment, it's a full it's a lifetime, it's

810
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: an eternity. Really, it means a lot. It's a circular

811
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: like the ring. It's it's ever lasting. It's you know, look,

812
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: I have a bomb strap to me. What if you

813
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: If you deny me, I'm going to run into the

814
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: pantagon and I'm going to I don't want to have

815
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: to do this to you, Janice, but I am the

816
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: crusher and I can easily just crush. That's what I want.

817
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: Is this cheating on my wife? Do I cheating my

818
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: wife and crush this woman? Or do I let her

819
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 1: and blow up the whole pentagon? No? No, no, no, everybody,

820
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: If you look to your okay, crusher, why don't we

821
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: pick up where we left off. A last session, you

822
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: were concerned about your relationship with your wife and what

823
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 1: the boundaries might be and how you might expand them.

824
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: Why don't we talk about that a little more. Sometimes

825
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: I feel like my commitment or interferes with work when

826
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: it comes to life or death situations. Right, So, prioritizing

827
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Speaker 1: work versus marriage can often lead to trouble in one

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Speaker 1: of the two areas. You had to prioritize them. In

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Speaker 1: a list, let's say where your children were number three,

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Speaker 1: what would you put as number two? Myself? Fair? And

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Speaker 1: then number one God? God, probably God, so that'd be God, yourself,

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Speaker 1: your child children. See this is what I was talking about.

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Speaker 1: I don't even come in the top three. Yeah again,

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Speaker 1: bringing your wife wife to the session to please ma'am?

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Speaker 1: I know, bringing your wife to the session. She she

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Speaker 1: you know, she brings work into the home life a

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Speaker 1: lot too. She's always measuring our eyeballs and talking to

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Speaker 1: us about our our retinal dimensions. And it's very disturbing

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Speaker 1: because I know, you know, that is the only job

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Speaker 1: I could get at the Pentagon with my hairs out

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Speaker 1: over my face like this. Who would hire me at

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Speaker 1: this tiny size? Get bangs? I'm sorry, that's okay, Crusher, Tabitha,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you tell your husband what this is? Really

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Speaker 1: about this frustration that you're feeling. I think this frustration

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Speaker 1: that I'm feeling is not to me. T tell Crush, Crusher,

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Speaker 1: I think what really hurt me? You're still looking right

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Speaker 1: at me. You can't make eye contact with me. Come on, look,

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Speaker 1: let me part my hair. You can see where my

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Speaker 1: eyes are looking. Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. My head

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Speaker 1: was looking this way, but my eyes were turned. It's

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Speaker 1: hard to tell when she turns her head. It's so sick.

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Speaker 1: Now I feel like you're up on me. On the

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Speaker 1: next season of Crush of Love, will the Crusher finally

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Speaker 1: handle everything at home or will the introduction of a

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Speaker 1: werewolf spice things up? Steve, this is live, so I

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Speaker 1: gotta get one more if I could, please, I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's all I got. That's what I need. Give me

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Speaker 1: one with panic? Come on, you got? Oh? God? Actually

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Speaker 1: the negs Crushed with Love Crusher be able to What

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Speaker 1: did I say every God when I said that's our

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Speaker 1: show for today. Oh, let's thank all of our alchemists

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Speaker 1: and no particular order. Craig Kowski, how are you are

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Speaker 1: Things in the Carolina's hot and steamy? Yeah, the weather

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Speaker 1: is kind of humid. Wait for it much love to

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Speaker 1: Carla and m are there pets. There is that what

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Speaker 1: My parents were here for a while. So yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: a there's a lot going on. It's relaxing. Well, enjoy

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Speaker 1: and stay healthy please, thank you and Mark Agliardiya's life

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Speaker 1: is swell a okay, life is great. Man. I'm just uh,

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Speaker 1: just sitting up here in the valley and um waiting

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Speaker 1: for waiting for the world to shift a little okay,

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Speaker 1: feeling a little judge when you say up here in

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Speaker 1: the valley, I'm just saying, man, come onto the valley. Brother,

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Speaker 1: it's the top. We got it. That's right, the valley

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Speaker 1: cops and grips. Well, thank you for being here as always.

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Speaker 1: Uh now are our first time or Jackie, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much as you have fun a blast here in

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Speaker 1: those same vala that. Thank you so very much for

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Speaker 1: being here. Thank yeah, please come back as soon as

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Speaker 1: you possibly can. That's an open invitation. If you can

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Speaker 1: just check with Joey and make sure he's cool with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm certainly fine with it. We'll see, we'll see if

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Speaker 1: our feud will get away. Thank you again, Jackie. Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: that's how Studio City Alvarado whoa. Thanks once again of course.

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Speaker 1: And Jackie, where can people find you? You make funny

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Speaker 1: videos all the time? Oh great, Yeah, sure, I think honestly,

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Speaker 1: if you if I think it's at Jackie d Ruthie, Um,

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Speaker 1: I think, but I don't imagine that anyone. But I

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Speaker 1: don't imagine that any there aren't. There are a lot

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Speaker 1: of d Ruthy's, but not a lot of Jackie Ruthie.

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Speaker 1: So I think, like you'll find me, but I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure it's at Jackie d Ruthy. I'm much better at

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Speaker 1: Instagram than Twitter, that's for sure. Not very good, that's what. Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it's not Jackie Ruthy. Yeah yeah. And Doruthy

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Speaker 1: folks is do you double r you th h one? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And if you like Christmas movies, I have a podcast

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Speaker 1: talking about bad ones, the most wonderful pot of the year.

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Speaker 1: Open invitation to any of you guys to come join

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Speaker 1: and watch a bad one and and talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Sign me up, wonder Oh I'm in Yeah that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a great podcast. And thank you for joining us today. Um,

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Speaker 1: Chris Albaro, thank you for giving all of your time

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Speaker 1: to Jackie. That was very sweet. Of you, of course. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: your time is done. I'm done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: Joey Graherman. Yes, from an undisclosed location in the Santa

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Speaker 1: Monica Mountains, that you mean sober like? We got it? Yep, yep, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: thanks for banger pal. I understand the West Side Comedy

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Speaker 1: Theater is going to uh be put on pause for

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Speaker 1: a little while. That's right, yep. So um, folks will

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Speaker 1: just look you up on the Instagram and uh they

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Speaker 1: want to see what's up. Just swing by, say what's up?

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Speaker 1: Was you know what I mean? From the street, I'll say, hey,

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Speaker 1: wear a mask, wear masks, keep keep your fucking distance

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Speaker 1: and uh what was the question? Well, no, no, we're good.

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Speaker 1: We're good. I'm gonna get the rest of your time

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Speaker 1: to Chris. Uh. Let's thank our engineer and producer to

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Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug Baine, the fine folks that I

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Speaker 1: heart media. Fump bump bump, bump, bump bump. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock asking you, as always please be kind to

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Speaker 1: each other. Wear masks so we can look out for

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Speaker 1: each other. And uh, you know, when you have a sack,

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Speaker 1: wash the damn hands, would it kill you it might

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Speaker 1: until next time I