1
00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:04,640
Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

2
00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,560
Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important,

3
00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:15,480
Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This

4
00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,800
Speaker 1: is important. You're dang it is on fired though. Has

5
00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,720
Speaker 1: the rock ebort detached his rctum? They died and sucking

6
00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,000
Speaker 1: his own dick and like drowning in his own cum

7
00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:39,440
Speaker 1: freak to see U buckle up? Yeah? Yeah, a month

8
00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,360
Speaker 1: till New Year's guys, don't Yeah, sorry about that. You

9
00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:48,040
Speaker 1: scared men, It was scary. My guy's a time traveler.

10
00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,400
Speaker 1: He's ready to get this year behind him. It's been

11
00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,600
Speaker 1: a rough one for Dors, but it's okay, man, Hey man,

12
00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,760
Speaker 1: let's get this pandemic behind us. Whatever normal is after this.

13
00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,680
Speaker 1: We're so. I've had it. I've had a cold for

14
00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,600
Speaker 1: like two weeks now and it just will not go away.

15
00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,200
Speaker 1: And every day that it doesn't go away, I checked.

16
00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,160
Speaker 1: I just look at the COVID symptoms again, and I'm like,

17
00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,760
Speaker 1: can you get COVID one month after having COVID? That's

18
00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,440
Speaker 1: a pretty could Yeah, dude, Yeah, you've got that what

19
00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,840
Speaker 1: is it omnichrome? You got that fucking what is it called? That?

20
00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:27,360
Speaker 1: New new Yeah? That's South African. Yeah, what was it called.

21
00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like a Transformer name. Well, they all sound

22
00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:34,400
Speaker 1: cool as hell. Optimus chrome, coronavirus. Yeah, that's the thing.

23
00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,760
Speaker 1: We got to name them like stupider stuff, so you

24
00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,880
Speaker 1: don't want to get it. Yeah, these kids are out

25
00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,920
Speaker 1: here trying to get him now because it's the cool

26
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,360
Speaker 1: thing to do. Which one you got, Yeah, you're like

27
00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,080
Speaker 1: the motherfucker I got deal to very Yeah, Omni chrown.

28
00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,440
Speaker 1: That ship sounds like straight up like a bad guy

29
00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:57,440
Speaker 1: Transformer omniqu chron But yeah, luckily it doesn't seem like

30
00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,400
Speaker 1: I have COVID so good, but I can't shake this

31
00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,400
Speaker 1: goddamn cold man. Yeah, what your your home right now?

32
00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,520
Speaker 1: You're not filming, because I feel like that's what happens

33
00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,200
Speaker 1: as soon as you had a little break from filming. Well,

34
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,240
Speaker 1: I've been sick the last two weeks of filming, and

35
00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,720
Speaker 1: they're just there, you know, because I'm I'm the lead

36
00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,680
Speaker 1: of the movie, so they're juicing. Yeah, twelve. I feel

37
00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,400
Speaker 1: like Michael Jackson where they're just like I'm literally taking

38
00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:23,160
Speaker 1: shots every day, shots in my butt cheeks be twelve.

39
00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,120
Speaker 1: But then also like this new uh, it's basically like

40
00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,320
Speaker 1: a Z pack that I take in my butt cheek. Uh,

41
00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:34,000
Speaker 1: and and then are like our giant medic is the

42
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,280
Speaker 1: guy that does it. So it like feels like we're

43
00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,960
Speaker 1: doing like drugs or something because it's weird because I

44
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,520
Speaker 1: have to take it in my ass cheek. But we

45
00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,480
Speaker 1: do it on set, so it's always like us ducking

46
00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,440
Speaker 1: off into a corner and he whips out a needle

47
00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,640
Speaker 1: and just subjects my butt cheeks. Does anyone else know

48
00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,560
Speaker 1: about this? It sounds like a guy's like, yeah, I'm

49
00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,480
Speaker 1: the medic. Come over here. Is he cleared this? It

50
00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,440
Speaker 1: might not feel like a metal, it might not feel

51
00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,880
Speaker 1: like it's actually in your asset. He's like he's a nurse,

52
00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:03,000
Speaker 1: but he's hilarious. He's five, like three fifty. That's fun.

53
00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,120
Speaker 1: He's like a house of a man. So it doesn't

54
00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,760
Speaker 1: seem like I've never seen a nurse this large. That's

55
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:13,480
Speaker 1: a huge nurse. That's one huge nurse. Have we talked

56
00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,360
Speaker 1: about somebody being hilarious because they're six five before or

57
00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,280
Speaker 1: did I just have deja vu? Well? No, I remember.

58
00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,760
Speaker 1: I remember. We didn't hire writers in the workhol writers

59
00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,119
Speaker 1: room because they because we were convinced they were too

60
00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,640
Speaker 1: large for the room. We're like, it's too small of

61
00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,600
Speaker 1: a room. But with that said, we had one of

62
00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,720
Speaker 1: the tallest writers ever. R's the man. He was a

63
00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,400
Speaker 1: giant human. Hey, Ruts was six two or three. He

64
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,560
Speaker 1: was a pretty tall guy. Maybe if he stood up tall,

65
00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,680
Speaker 1: he'd be a little six four. Yeah, yeah, he carried

66
00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,400
Speaker 1: himself tall. We didn't have the biggest writer's room space, Like,

67
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,440
Speaker 1: you know, we can't have somebody in there six seven,

68
00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,600
Speaker 1: regardless of how Hilaire they are. We're all crammed into

69
00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,440
Speaker 1: van eyes goddamn some space. And now we could because

70
00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:02,040
Speaker 1: of Zoo, because of the Zoo Zoom rooms. Absolutely, yeah,

71
00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,360
Speaker 1: we could get uh what's his name, Steve A. G

72
00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,880
Speaker 1: We can. We could get the biggest writer's room in

73
00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,720
Speaker 1: the biz. Baby, what about tall John? Remember that dude

74
00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,720
Speaker 1: like six ft ten or whatever? We should we talk

75
00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,040
Speaker 1: about the elephant not in the room right now? Again? Um?

76
00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,200
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I feel like I guess we should because

77
00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,720
Speaker 1: they're probably like, wait, what's different about the community is

78
00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,320
Speaker 1: probably a buzz right now? Yeah, I feel like the

79
00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,400
Speaker 1: communities a buzz ruga Lloyd's are probably going to throw

80
00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,840
Speaker 1: their salads away when they hear the news spinning. You're

81
00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,000
Speaker 1: never gonna believe it. Actually, you're probably gonna believe it.

82
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna believe it. Pay Kyle the band. He's out.

83
00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,680
Speaker 1: He said, can you have to treat me? Please play

84
00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,280
Speaker 1: a little bit of that? He's got some more out

85
00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:54,320
Speaker 1: of ye. I'm sorry, guys, Yeah, big you're king Aruga.

86
00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,480
Speaker 1: Lloyd has left the building for He's betrayed you for

87
00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,640
Speaker 1: for the time being. I guess what his people told us,

88
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:06,159
Speaker 1: um we were contacted by his people, was that he

89
00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,480
Speaker 1: was busy. And you know, he's busy. That's fine, he's busy.

90
00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,719
Speaker 1: He's busy. And he told us his people didn't tell us. Uh.

91
00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,719
Speaker 1: You know, when you work in this business of show

92
00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,159
Speaker 1: sometimes there's a lot of pressure coming at you from

93
00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,120
Speaker 1: all these big corporations taken over, and you know sometimes

94
00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,120
Speaker 1: it weighs heavy on the shoulders and you gotta do

95
00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,760
Speaker 1: what you gotta do. And he's doing that. Yeah, And

96
00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,120
Speaker 1: are we afraid now that uh? Like you know, I

97
00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,080
Speaker 1: don't want to say dead weight, but um, the weight

98
00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,280
Speaker 1: that has been cut. Are we afraid the podcast is

99
00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:41,040
Speaker 1: gonna be too good? Now? It's gonna sore? Yeah? Right,

100
00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm a little afraid, just like we found a real

101
00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,160
Speaker 1: nice pocket with Kyle. With the four of us just

102
00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,680
Speaker 1: sort of middling, you know, just kind of, you know,

103
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:55,400
Speaker 1: just sort of not not doing too great with the podcast. Uh,

104
00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,480
Speaker 1: and I'm now I'm afraid we're gonna now we're gonna

105
00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:01,479
Speaker 1: have to compete with the rogans of the world. We'll

106
00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,760
Speaker 1: be right up there, you know, with the other shows

107
00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,880
Speaker 1: that are big. I'm sure there's other big podcasts. I

108
00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,320
Speaker 1: just don't listen. There's gotta be other big ones. There

109
00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,679
Speaker 1: has to be other big podcasts, probably about murder. People

110
00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,080
Speaker 1: love murder podcast, probably about murderer. I feel like always

111
00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,120
Speaker 1: Sunny just through their name in the hat, it's copying

112
00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,120
Speaker 1: our first of all, sipping our t chugging our cool it. Yeah,

113
00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,359
Speaker 1: we were the first to do a podcast ever, absolutely

114
00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,080
Speaker 1: and now it's our podcast is gonna be too good.

115
00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,599
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a runaway freight train. And I'm I'm

116
00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,960
Speaker 1: nervous for that. So yeah, yeah, should we rename it

117
00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:42,679
Speaker 1: maybe to two assholes in a bit? I like that?

118
00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:48,000
Speaker 1: My god. So now that Kyle quit, do he always

119
00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,960
Speaker 1: called him a bit, but Kyle to treat me, is

120
00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,719
Speaker 1: quitting a bitch move? Or is that an asshole move

121
00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:58,279
Speaker 1: leaving us. Was this a bit move? You know? Now

122
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:03,200
Speaker 1: that's a great debate, right, are speaking of Dave King's podcast,

123
00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:07,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. To some of us, I

124
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,480
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, it could be taken as a bit move,

125
00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,360
Speaker 1: and some can kind of feel like an asshole. I

126
00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,920
Speaker 1: guess it depends if you're an asshole or a bit yourself.

127
00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,960
Speaker 1: You might since you guys are assholes, you're kind of

128
00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,119
Speaker 1: in the alpha side of things, you might be like, oh,

129
00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,400
Speaker 1: that's a freaking bitch move because you guys, you know,

130
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,760
Speaker 1: you're you're just so strong and intimidating. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

131
00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,080
Speaker 1: and you know it's just like you kicked someone off

132
00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,520
Speaker 1: the island. But for someone over here who's just a

133
00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,840
Speaker 1: little bit in the corner, I'm like, oh, gosh, man,

134
00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,880
Speaker 1: that feels like a real asshole to abandon me to

135
00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,000
Speaker 1: these these wolves of friends that I have because I'm

136
00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm scared wolves. If he does another podcast, m hmm,

137
00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:49,080
Speaker 1: that's an asshole, okay. If um, I don't think he

138
00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,640
Speaker 1: started another podcast. If I had to, if I was

139
00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,520
Speaker 1: a betting man and I am, I wish I tune in. Hey,

140
00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Maybe he would do

141
00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,200
Speaker 1: something else in in a different vain than just you know,

142
00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,840
Speaker 1: talking with your best friends. Yeah, it would be a

143
00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,560
Speaker 1: different It would be uh ping pong and podcasting together

144
00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:12,920
Speaker 1: while growing vegetaments. See, you don't listen. It's it's pickleball. Okay, Adam,

145
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,559
Speaker 1: you don't listen. And maybe that's why Kyle is gone.

146
00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,800
Speaker 1: All right, Sorry he got into pickleball like the rest

147
00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,240
Speaker 1: of the world. Hey, I I still want to play.

148
00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,960
Speaker 1: I think it sounds pretty fun. It does. But guys,

149
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,840
Speaker 1: rest assured. We're it's t I I or die, right,

150
00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,040
Speaker 1: we're in it to win. Who's the next one who's

151
00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,920
Speaker 1: getting kicked off the island? Who's the next one who's

152
00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,679
Speaker 1: gonna leave out of the three of us? Yeah, no,

153
00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,280
Speaker 1: I think the three of us are steadfast. We're not

154
00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:41,880
Speaker 1: going anywhere. We're the rocks, I think. So we're building

155
00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,520
Speaker 1: a society. Yeah, we're not building a boat. I think

156
00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,040
Speaker 1: the only way that we would stop the podcast is

157
00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,960
Speaker 1: we are just too physically busy that we actually can't

158
00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,360
Speaker 1: find the one hour to do the podcast. I too

159
00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:00,000
Speaker 1: physically big. Again, if we get too physically large, we can't.

160
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,000
Speaker 1: We can't. We're too big for the screen. The camera

161
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:07,640
Speaker 1: can't capture all of us. Stop. Okay, well let me

162
00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,920
Speaker 1: ask you this man. If say I died in a

163
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:16,040
Speaker 1: horrific event, would you guys continue the podcast as just

164
00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,160
Speaker 1: the two an event like at a thing, Yeah, like

165
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:23,679
Speaker 1: at a concert you stage time, Travis Scott astro world situation?

166
00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,440
Speaker 1: Are you making light of that? Yeah? I was thinking. No.

167
00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,680
Speaker 1: I was thinking more of like a farmer's market, some

168
00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,880
Speaker 1: kind of accident happened where I don't know, like like

169
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,160
Speaker 1: an old man fell asleep and drove through the farmer's

170
00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,040
Speaker 1: market type situation. I don't know, really hitting the headlines

171
00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,480
Speaker 1: to the any if it anything could happen. I'm just saying, say,

172
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,920
Speaker 1: I say, I know you said event and we want

173
00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,719
Speaker 1: to take you did say event, and we're not. You

174
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,679
Speaker 1: got a couple of assholes coming for the bit to

175
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:53,360
Speaker 1: the crew, And if I become the fucking punging bag,

176
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. That's an event. How about the

177
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,880
Speaker 1: event is that I can't take it anymore? And well,

178
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000
Speaker 1: first of all, you said punging bag said punging How

179
00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:09,600
Speaker 1: is that how you talk? You shut up, bite, hide

180
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,080
Speaker 1: behind your sound. Uh No, I don't, I do not

181
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,440
Speaker 1: think uh that we would continue. If one of us

182
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,439
Speaker 1: were to perish, I think perishing, we might do one

183
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:23,080
Speaker 1: final wrap up, sort of give the guy the guy

184
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,520
Speaker 1: who died as flowers. You know I would I would

185
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,040
Speaker 1: think that that would be one of the saddest, like

186
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,040
Speaker 1: just you guys would be crying the whole time, right, No, no, no,

187
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:36,080
Speaker 1: we would making fun. We wouldn't like the whitest kids.

188
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:40,480
Speaker 1: Do know those guys were fucking that was so good, uh,

189
00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:42,520
Speaker 1: talking about their home you passed away. They went on

190
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,440
Speaker 1: to kind of more r I p your flowers more.

191
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,360
Speaker 1: They went online to kind of, uh, tell everybody what

192
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,320
Speaker 1: exactly happened, because it was shrouded in mystery. Um, it

193
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,800
Speaker 1: was what happened. I didn't I didn't know. I'm not

194
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm not privy. I think would finally, I mean, it

195
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,719
Speaker 1: was just a terrible it was an accident. Let me

196
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,160
Speaker 1: because okay, go ahead, let me just say what can

197
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:09,960
Speaker 1: I finish? The guy with the sound board doesn't even okay,

198
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000
Speaker 1: So they all got on to announce it um and

199
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,200
Speaker 1: then they basically said he died sucking his own dick

200
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,959
Speaker 1: and like drowning in his own come. And they played

201
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,960
Speaker 1: so straight and it was so so funny. The best,

202
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,920
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's how you would want it. If

203
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,880
Speaker 1: you guys didn't do that for me, i'd be yeah, yeah, no,

204
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean that is how maybe you would want But

205
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,360
Speaker 1: I don't if my parents they listened to the pod

206
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,040
Speaker 1: and that's how you guys put me out, I don't

207
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,520
Speaker 1: know if they'd be like, yeah, man, they fucking gave

208
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,760
Speaker 1: like a really great sind off every when they said

209
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,480
Speaker 1: he like died. Yeah, but like parents would get it.

210
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,280
Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh, like, like, are your parents cool though,

211
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:52,000
Speaker 1: or are they bitches? Because I'm raised by bitch wolves.

212
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,600
Speaker 1: Here's equally sad, like whatever. But I had a homie

213
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,160
Speaker 1: who was a graffiti writer growing up, and don't make

214
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,160
Speaker 1: a joke about to get sad. I got hit by

215
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:05,720
Speaker 1: a train, died, and his hit by a train while

216
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:10,760
Speaker 1: doing graffiti, like he was tagging up exactly and respectable.

217
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,520
Speaker 1: His mom sucking. His mom hated graffiti. She fucking hated

218
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,000
Speaker 1: that he was doing it, hated it was part of

219
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,400
Speaker 1: his life. But like, this dude was in it, the

220
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,080
Speaker 1: whole culture doing it. It was everything to him. He

221
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:25,040
Speaker 1: was a sick artist and he died, And when everybody

222
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,320
Speaker 1: from the community came out to the funeral and like said,

223
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,600
Speaker 1: what a good guy he was, how he inspired them,

224
00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:34,560
Speaker 1: Like she was like, I get it now, you know.

225
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,680
Speaker 1: So when our parents here that you guys say I

226
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,400
Speaker 1: drowned in my own cum, they're gonna say, I get it,

227
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,920
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it now. He was the

228
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,079
Speaker 1: best at at guzzling jiz. And then my mom will

229
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,280
Speaker 1: be like you think it was like yeah, to get

230
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,240
Speaker 1: his stomach pump to get out, and you guys em

231
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,040
Speaker 1: brace her and she's part of it now. Okay, but

232
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,679
Speaker 1: that's kind of different because I couldn't see where your

233
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,040
Speaker 1: story went totally another way with your friend, where it

234
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,480
Speaker 1: was like everybody in the community shows up and well,

235
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,120
Speaker 1: because she could have been like, yo, you guys are

236
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,199
Speaker 1: the reason that my kid like he like this lifestyle

237
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,439
Speaker 1: is a dangerous lifestyle, not that you know, but you know,

238
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,080
Speaker 1: but like comedy is not dangerous now, No, I'm saying

239
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,959
Speaker 1: that would be if I truly died in the act

240
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,200
Speaker 1: of a comedic. Convince well, we're in Hollywood, all the

241
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,400
Speaker 1: all the cocks, we have to swallow, yes, or like

242
00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,280
Speaker 1: if at the funeral, like those guys were spray painting

243
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:34,199
Speaker 1: his body, sure like he would want this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

244
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,840
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. It is different that being said Blake,

245
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,280
Speaker 1: if you were to die, just know for a fact

246
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,000
Speaker 1: we would do that. And uh, I guess prep your

247
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,120
Speaker 1: parents like let them know now, Like, hey, if I

248
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,840
Speaker 1: were to die, Adam and Dirs are gonna talk about

249
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,120
Speaker 1: how I need to have my stomach pumped from gusling

250
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,400
Speaker 1: too much jizz and I didn't and that's why I died.

251
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,080
Speaker 1: I suffocated with the amount of I drowned in jezz.

252
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,600
Speaker 1: I've thought about like having funny montages or songs played

253
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,079
Speaker 1: at my funeral for sure, like where it's just like

254
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,079
Speaker 1: when people show up, they're like, oh man, this is

255
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,959
Speaker 1: crazy that like something happens with the like, oh, we

256
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,600
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Why are we even here?

257
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,600
Speaker 1: Why did you do that? Why do you play that montage?

258
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:20,200
Speaker 1: Let's go this, dude, let's go. Sorry I missed, I

259
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,120
Speaker 1: miss boke. Let's let's let's leave, let's leave. I mean

260
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:27,680
Speaker 1: that that would be the ultimate tie is uh, It's

261
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,880
Speaker 1: just the video that you show is just a montage

262
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,360
Speaker 1: that people screaming let's go, and you have to and

263
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,800
Speaker 1: everyone has to sit there and watch. It's like twelve

264
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:41,120
Speaker 1: then right of just people screaming, let's go. I think

265
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,640
Speaker 1: I would kill myself if I was at one of yours,

266
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,440
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I have to I have to join

267
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,280
Speaker 1: him on the other side because this is too much.

268
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,400
Speaker 1: Pretty see if my kids are watching it, like what

269
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,840
Speaker 1: so your dad was so funny man, and he would

270
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:03,160
Speaker 1: work so hard on script. I loved him. Let's go. So, uh,

271
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:08,040
Speaker 1: your dad's gone forever, but he left this very confusing

272
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,360
Speaker 1: monetage for you to watch. He's not he's not gonna

273
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,440
Speaker 1: be there to raise you. But this, this is pretty funny.

274
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:17,320
Speaker 1: This is that he left for you. And and then

275
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,520
Speaker 1: you guys are like, oh you you don't get it.

276
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,000
Speaker 1: You're four years old. You don't get it. Get it?

277
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh god, your dad was so funny. You're not even

278
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,760
Speaker 1: funny yet. Dude, you're only four. You're so dumb at four.

279
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,320
Speaker 1: That's why if right now on the podcast, one of

280
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,720
Speaker 1: us like um like stood up for some reason like

281
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,640
Speaker 1: grab something and slipped and then landed on the chair

282
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,160
Speaker 1: in a way that broke their spine and killed them,

283
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,960
Speaker 1: how do you think it would't always die from breaking

284
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,280
Speaker 1: your spine? But go ahead, we ever, Hey, that's been

285
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,000
Speaker 1: well documented. Do we need to pay the clip. How

286
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,680
Speaker 1: long do you think it would take for us to

287
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:57,360
Speaker 1: stop joking and laughing before we're like, Adam, check him, Adam, Well,

288
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,720
Speaker 1: if you fell online podcast, I would lose my ship

289
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,320
Speaker 1: laughing and I just I come up and I'm just

290
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:09,520
Speaker 1: gurgling blood. Yeah, or you're just out of frame and

291
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,720
Speaker 1: we're clowning because we saw you go down and we're like, oh, ship,

292
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,640
Speaker 1: and I'm making that noise when the woman like fell

293
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:26,520
Speaker 1: when she was stopping grapes and have somewhere, that's well, yeah,

294
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,040
Speaker 1: that's hard because if he's off camera, if he's off

295
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,360
Speaker 1: camera and we're like hearing the death rattle, you know,

296
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,640
Speaker 1: the last thing you hear out of a person's body,

297
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,960
Speaker 1: and we think he's joking. It's like when he's when

298
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,760
Speaker 1: you blew your knee out and everyone was like, he's clowning. Yeah,

299
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,920
Speaker 1: that's a tough one because if it's off screen, it

300
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,320
Speaker 1: could be yeah, it's one of his pranks. Maybe he's

301
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,840
Speaker 1: he's punking, it's one of his classic pranks. But if

302
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,040
Speaker 1: it's on camera, I feel like I'm not much of

303
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,360
Speaker 1: a prankster. I feel like, yeah, you're a straight shoot.

304
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:59,240
Speaker 1: I'm a straight shooting an asshole. I'm a real asshole. Yeah,

305
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,160
Speaker 1: but I don't know, man, I don't know. That's a

306
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:06,359
Speaker 1: tough one. It's not This is not like a soap.

307
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,119
Speaker 1: You're going to the moon. What books do your brain? No?

308
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,560
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys would joke for a solid

309
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,879
Speaker 1: three minutes, right. I feel like once it starts to

310
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,399
Speaker 1: near towards five minutes, the bid has run its course.

311
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,040
Speaker 1: We're done laughing about it. Uh. You guys have have

312
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,600
Speaker 1: volleyed the ball as many times back and forth as

313
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,960
Speaker 1: you can until you're right. For you guys at home,

314
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,800
Speaker 1: volley the ball is a comedy thing. No one says

315
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,879
Speaker 1: I related everything to U volleyball. It's good sport, sport

316
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:44,400
Speaker 1: right on time. I had to bring that one out

317
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,280
Speaker 1: the crypt. So I feel like right around the five

318
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,800
Speaker 1: minute mark is when the other person would step would

319
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,000
Speaker 1: you'd go like, hey, al right, stand up now we're done.

320
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,119
Speaker 1: In my dream, in my dream, somebody falls and dies,

321
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,199
Speaker 1: and then somebody else gets up to like protect like

322
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,760
Speaker 1: you do you were like this, and then they actually

323
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,400
Speaker 1: fall by accident and then they die and the last

324
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,280
Speaker 1: person is like this is the best. I can't believe

325
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,280
Speaker 1: this is happening. And then even she's like, all right, guys, hey,

326
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:18,080
Speaker 1: guys finishing Kyle. They're not coming back. What do I do?

327
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm not part of it. I'm not saving here this

328
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:32,920
Speaker 1: whole Adam, you did a sketch way way, way long

329
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,360
Speaker 1: a time. Wait wait, wait a long time ago, man,

330
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:42,320
Speaker 1: go ahead and just go ahead, just cut back off, everybody,

331
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,720
Speaker 1: back off out here by myself on an island, a

332
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,400
Speaker 1: little red riding hood surrounded by wolves. Wait a long time,

333
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,040
Speaker 1: My god, you're wearing your little red riding hood cloak

334
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,119
Speaker 1: right now. A couple of big bad wolves howling at

335
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,680
Speaker 1: the door. Go ahead and just try talking. Dude. What

336
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,920
Speaker 1: was that sketch you did? It might have been it

337
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,120
Speaker 1: might have been with Austin Anderson where it was like

338
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,679
Speaker 1: you guys were high and like shooting each other with guns.

339
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,200
Speaker 1: That there was that moment like they're like printing, they're

340
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,160
Speaker 1: like happily shooting each other with a gun because they're

341
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,800
Speaker 1: so fucked up. The premise of the bit was you

342
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,160
Speaker 1: know those weed p s a s. That you're like

343
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,359
Speaker 1: the kids get stoned and then they like find a

344
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,040
Speaker 1: gun and they're fucking around, and then it's like you

345
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,560
Speaker 1: just hear a gun fire, and then it's like Jimmy

346
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,200
Speaker 1: died that day, you know, And essentially it was us.

347
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 1: It was us having a gun. We smoke weed and

348
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,920
Speaker 1: then we shoot each other and blood just squirts out

349
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,480
Speaker 1: smoke weed and then the person just laughs really hard,

350
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,160
Speaker 1: and then we just go back and forth shooting each

351
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:47,679
Speaker 1: other until finally one my buddy shoots or I shoot

352
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,320
Speaker 1: my buddy in Austin Anderson in the head and he dies.

353
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,159
Speaker 1: I uh, then finally I realized that I just murdered

354
00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,840
Speaker 1: my friend. Dude. Hilarious. I just got to watch It's funny. Well,

355
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 1: he has a really good he has a It was

356
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 1: one of the first reads from Adam that I was

357
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,280
Speaker 1: just like, Wow, this is just immediately a genius over

358
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:14,360
Speaker 1: here where you're like, dude, dude, and he's like like

359
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,360
Speaker 1: each dude gets more concerned and real and I'm like, oh,

360
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,320
Speaker 1: this is my dude, RN right here, this is my

361
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,200
Speaker 1: So what did you watch this in improv class at Yeah?

362
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 1: This was kind of why we were still courting each

363
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,800
Speaker 1: other to see if we we had the chops. And

364
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 1: I've never seen that video because he was like, this

365
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 1: guy's a bit and You're like it's kind of an asshole.

366
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 1: It's kind of an asshole. I don't know if I'm

367
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: willing to let my guard down and have him be

368
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,880
Speaker 1: a part of my life. I know it's gonna be

369
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,680
Speaker 1: a rocky road, Like is he gonna shoot me at

370
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 1: the joke? Wow? Yeah, but I saw that. So this

371
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,560
Speaker 1: is like bring your sketch to a school day. No.

372
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 1: I remember it was after our first day of of

373
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,919
Speaker 1: improv class at Orange Coast College in Coast to Masta, California,

374
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: and go pirates and and I we did, like you know,

375
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 1: the Tamprov classes. You get up and and basically you

376
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 1: still sound who's funny and who isn't funny? Right away?

377
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 1: And you do that by getting up and saying make

378
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: me laugh to someone one at a time. Yeah, I

379
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 1: say yes, judging instead of yes, I say yes, no,

380
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 1: you you'd be funny now yeah. Yeah. No, I'm a

381
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 1: I'm a dentist and you just came into my office. No, no,

382
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 1: you're not. Blake was super funny. And then afterwards I

383
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 1: went up to him and I was like, I think

384
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: we should write together. And I remember we were standing

385
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 1: in that back hallway of the black Box Theater and

386
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 1: you were like, hell, yeah, you just started to jerk

387
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 1: off and then you started fingering your own bottle if

388
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 1: I remember correctly, If I remember correctly, that's my move. Like,

389
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,199
Speaker 1: finally someone's talking to me, and then you started fingering

390
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 1: your own bottle. Hey, I don't do yes, I do yes,

391
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 1: but yes, but fill it up. And then that we

392
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: went back to you a Check's apartment, and I just

393
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 1: got I was like, me and my friend make a

394
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 1: bunch of videos, and this is before that's how old

395
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: we are. This is before YouTube. So we were just

396
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: making videos and then you know, get showing them to

397
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 1: friends and ship. And so we went over to his

398
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 1: uh new Check's apartment and watched all their videos, and

399
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 1: then they watched all of the our videos and uh

400
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: le Then Kyle um fifteen years later, but trade us.

401
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: That's right. I love the idea that Blake's like, I

402
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 1: don't like talking, like can't. I'm gonna bring you to

403
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 1: my friend who can and you he'll suss you out

404
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 1: and then we'll be friends or not. Yeah, come on, dude,

405
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: that wasn't it. I just didn't live in that apartment.

406
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: Kyle was the closest to the school, so it's logistical

407
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: and it still is these days. It's very you're a

408
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: very logistical guy. Yeah. I wasn't socially are worded. I

409
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: knew how to talk to people. What did you just

410
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: say socially are worded? I don't know how else to

411
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: what other word? Awkward? Yeah? Hey, that being said, you

412
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: could our word? It is fine? Is it could say? That?

413
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? I think? So? Hold hold up right,

414
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: I don't know I've never said the R word, uh

415
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: in front of an an actual person. That was our

416
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: So goodbye? You know, you know who has like you

417
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: know who has twice in one day. Unbelievable. I remember,

418
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: unbelievable and he, by the way, punched me. That's not

419
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: how we deal with it. Not how we deal with it.

420
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 1: Just got a swing on a fool. Uh. Do you

421
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 1: know if you type in does Adam divine in Google,

422
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 1: it fills in have down syndrome? Really okay? Should we

423
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: do this? Yeah? I should look at it sort of God,

424
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: that's the top one. Yeah, And evidently that many people

425
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: that's Adam. That many people in the world go like, no, no, dude,

426
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: you're you're it's now down to four. Think but it's

427
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: number four. And did you already do it? Yes, we have.

428
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: Does Adam Divine sing? Does Adam Devine sing and pitch perfect?

429
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: Does Adam Divine have a brother? Interesting? Then it gets

430
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: into does Adam Divine halfdown syndrome? Does Adam Divine half downs? Yea.

431
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: The fact that there's two of them is yeah, we're

432
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 1: wild stuff. Yeah. That that means people be people be searching,

433
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: should we do let's let's let's do Blake Anderson. Mine's

434
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: gonna get dark real quick. Oh my god. Number two

435
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 1: is amazing. Does Blake Anderson skates? Go ahead? Fucking hell? Yeah, bro, Yeah,

436
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: as soon as people start skateboard and he just skates

437
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: to wherever they got the snacks and says, I'll be

438
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: back with the bugs. Does Blake Anderson have a kid?

439
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: That's number one? Yeah? Yeah, Hello, have a brother? Okay,

440
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, And then it just kind of jumps

441
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: to other stuff. Have a kid? Does Blake Anderson skate?

442
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: That's the second one? Up? I have a brother? Yeah?

443
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: Yours is just real questions and also like kind of

444
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: being like, well, he seems like he should skate. Yeah, no,

445
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: that's understandable, Like everybody assumes that ice skate, surf or

446
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: a man abandoned. I do none of those things well,

447
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 1: or have even tried to talk, or even or even attempted.

448
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: You've tried to skate, though, I imagine, Oh yeah, you're like,

449
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this a real go. And then oh,

450
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: for sure, you just got to know when to hold

451
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: him in, no win to fold him. Yeah, got skateboarding

452
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: just never never quick with me back in the day,

453
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 1: Like as a kid when I got one, I was like,

454
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a skater, not like that was going

455
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: to be a skater because it was kind of before

456
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: skating was big, but like I didn't get it. Body

457
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: couldn't figure it out. Yeah, I mean, I mean half

458
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: of the battle with skateboarding is you have to be

459
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: totally fearless. I'm not that kind of a person. I'm

460
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: pretty fearful unless I'm like but even like getting around,

461
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh sure, you just hit a rock like I'm I

462
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: guess I'm goofy footed. Yeah, I just did. I never

463
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: liked the way. I was like, is this the way

464
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be facing? This doesn't feel right? And

465
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: then I'd switch to the other way and I'm like, no,

466
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 1: also really terrible. I can't do anything where I'm not

467
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: facing forward exactly, thank you. Okay, you can't stand sideways

468
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: and move. I cannot stand sideways, even sitting sideways like

469
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: in a car, I'm like, nah, not for me. When wait,

470
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, okay, all those limousines or a limousine,

471
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: all those stretch limos that I have seen freak out.

472
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: He threw up one time in a limousine because he

473
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: couldn't go. It's true. Yeah, But also like I think

474
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: it's like like as far skateboarding goes, because now, you know,

475
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: I hang out with a lot of really great skateboarders

476
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: and it's like professionals. Yeah, and it's like the best ever.

477
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: Well they make it look so goddamn easy. Yeah, and

478
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: it's like do I you know, I want to hang out.

479
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: I want to I want to get some clips with

480
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: my bros. That it looks like a lot of fun.

481
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: But it's just far too late in the game for

482
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: me to start skateboarding. Like remember when Kyle like kind

483
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: of tried to dust off the board. See I don't

484
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: I don't remember who you're talking about. Yeah, he started

485
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: to like try to skate again, Like he built a

486
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: ramp in his backyard and like immediately he didn't tell

487
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: anybody this, but like fell and like broke his rib

488
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: and it was just like done for obviously, because that's

489
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: what happens. Yeah, obviously it's a young man's game, for sure.

490
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: You have to start. Your bones are rubber. Thirteen years old,

491
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,959
Speaker 1: younger ship, I mean you those kids are turning pro

492
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: at thirteen. Back in the day, the Olympic women, all

493
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: the kids that just won the all the girls I

494
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: just wanted skateboarding in the Olympics were all like thirty

495
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: year old Brazilian girls. Nuts. Can you imagine being a

496
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: twenty eight year old and just looking at them being like, well,

497
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: nobody was nobody let me skate until I was fucking seventeen. Yeah,

498
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: all right, I guess you gotta be stoked to the culture. Man.

499
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: The women's skateboarding I thought was just insane. These Olympics,

500
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: it was so cool and all all all of them

501
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: are so much cooler than I'll ever be. It's just

502
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: like using swag. Yeah almost, it's almost up. There was swimming,

503
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: but Blake, you could dress like it, dude, dress Yeah,

504
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: I try. Yeah, that's that's literally The second one that

505
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: comes up is does Blake Anderson's I would say probably

506
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: cooler than does Adam Divine have downstre Yeah I agree

507
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: on paper, but at the same time, yeah, knowing Blake

508
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: and his crew and then being like, wait does this

509
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: dude skate, It's it's a shot to the heart. It's

510
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: a super let down. Yeah, there's doesn't really have any

511
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: cool ones. Here's just all about being Norwegian and Swedish.

512
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: That checks out. Yeah, those honors Home, well, no I

513
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: have does honors Home have a kid? Married Norwegian? Swedish Norwegian?

514
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: Like they're truly concerned if what you're putting out there

515
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: about your Norwegian background, if it's true, just understandable. I'm

516
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: sure Norwegians want to have representation. Wouldn't it be super

517
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: side if I was like a dolas All situation where

518
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: I have you guys found out I was black just

519
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: trying to be Norwegian. Yeah, you're an albino black guy,

520
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: but you've never claimed it. You've always claimed Norwegian like

521
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: the whitest you can be. Yeah, it's called doopy trends.

522
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: I buried a baby under my hand. Yeah, No, I

523
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: think it would be cool if we like found out

524
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: that you were just like a straight up British dude,

525
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: but you didn't have like Norwegian blood at all. It

526
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: was like, wait, this dude is just from Whales. Yeah,

527
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: by the way, yeah Whales ain't bad being from Wales.

528
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: That works. Me and kathyine Zada Jones. Who are the

529
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: who are the sickest, most notorious Norwegian people of fame?

530
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: Like you mean, like the guy who murdered people? That's right,

531
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: they tend to be tend to be the guy who's

532
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: got the same name as me. No, I mean we

533
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: got what's his name, Carson Warholme, who's like the world

534
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: record holder for the hurdles from the Olympics. Bro, he's

535
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: about to pull out deep as that's not a deep cut,

536
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: Just say, Eric Christian Olsen, Dude, come on, do you

537
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: mean it's not it's not a deepass cut. You just

538
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: named what was his name, Carston Warholme. He just did

539
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: the and we're saying that that's not a deepass cut.

540
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: He just broke the world record at the Olympics. Like,

541
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: however many months ago for hurdle, you guys didn't watch

542
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: that race. You didn't watch that race. I might have him,

543
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: but again it's like I didn't. I would be able

544
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: to pull his name the lead up. Well, look his heritage.

545
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: World records are broken every day, be all right. Well,

546
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: but that was what was dope, is that he was

547
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: racing against the American guy who had just broken it.

548
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: He broke it, he broke it again, and it was

549
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: like they were so, you're rooting for him because that's

550
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: where your family came from and not the country that

551
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: you currently resided. Yeah. True, not true. Actually I was

552
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: rooting for I was rooting for sport that day. Oh

553
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: my yeah, my god. That's a safe answer from an asshole. Man.

554
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: I felt like a bitch move. I did bitch out there.

555
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: Uh I know, I love track, watching track, watching the

556
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: Olympics is it's I fucking love track. Why don't you Marryott.

557
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the World the Track World Championships

558
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: up in up in Oregon this year. They got that

559
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: new stadium. It's gonna be faking sick. You know what

560
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: book I read? Didn't read, I can't read, but held

561
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: at the airport, you know a book I used to

562
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: hold the door held at a Hudson news Now was

563
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: a shoe dog listened to the audio book when I

564
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: am out on my bike rides Shoe Dog. It's fucking awesome.

565
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: It's all about the creation of Nike. Bauerman, Yes, yes,

566
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: Phil Knight and Bill Bowerman, who was the track coach

567
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: for Oregon, who um he coached Prefontaine and then Phil

568
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: Knight before that and started Nike with him. It's fucking awesome.

569
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: It's really interesting. And I don't read, so when I

570
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: read something and it's good, I won't shut the funk

571
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: up about it blows you the funk away. I mean,

572
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: dude was making shoes in a waff iron like literally literally, mate,

573
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: that's fucking cool. But isn't that the whole because they're

574
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: still based out of Oregon, correct Beaver and that is

575
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: so that's the reason why. Because like the football team,

576
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: this is where laced there laced. They have like eight

577
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: different uniform and the basketball team gets the fucking sickest kicks. Yeah,

578
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: that is so cool. That would make me want to

579
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: go to that school on that it helps, I don't Yeah,

580
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, but I don't know if

581
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: they have a swim team, Yeah, I don't. Don't think

582
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: I would have looked at huge. By the way, just

583
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: because I haven't been back since since we got the bike,

584
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: that Specialized bike. Finally was able to take it out yesterday.

585
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: We fucking forever roade for it was fucking awesome, dude,

586
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: And it was so cool because it still felt like

587
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: a workout, but then I just went so goddamn far.

588
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Yeah, people people think that the I mean,

589
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: it's a it's definitely a luxury, but it is such

590
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: a game changer, Like people think that it does the

591
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: work for you, but it's just a pedal assists, so

592
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: like you're still yeah, you're still going for it just

593
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: allows you to go places. Yeah, I went way further

594
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: than I normally would go because normally I go to

595
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: about miles or so. It's about my limit. Until my

596
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: knees are like all right, buddy, fucking Rhett, your ass

597
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: I imagine your ass is not feeling great either. No,

598
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: my ass was good. Are you repping shorts with the padding?

599
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's how stupid I was. Is like, um,

600
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: Specialized gave me a bib. You were like, and this

601
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: isn't gonna look cool? Yeah, I like put on. It

602
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: was the ones that like has the overalls. So I

603
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: love that when you're when your nipples all pop out. Yeah,

604
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: the nipple on the inside of the outside of this rout. Yeah,

605
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: that's a great question. Well it depends on how you

606
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: got some white ash shoulders then your nips are on

607
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: the inside. Oh really Yeah, Well I gave mine away,

608
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: Bob a huge I I gave mine away, and then

609
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: I started riding the bike, and like truly, like fifteen

610
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: minutes into riding, you gave your bibs away? Yeah, yes, yes,

611
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: I gave mine. Did you give the bibs to? That's

612
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: what I was wondering where it was because I was

613
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: doing that whole move thing, so I just had to

614
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: like start clearing my closet. So yeah, I gave it

615
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: to Goodwill and then I ended up staying in my

616
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: house and I started riding the bike in like fifteen

617
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: minutes into riding the bike. Dude, like your your taink fired,

618
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: it's on fire. It hurts so bad. You have to

619
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: have butt cushion pick or didn't happen. I'll get a

620
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: pick of my my dry tain't your sore purple taint?

621
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: You got it? Yeah, no, I'm fully you get You

622
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: gotta wear those shorts you have? You not do you

623
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: not ride the bike Jersey. I've been a little. I

624
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: was in Arkansas. I I haven't ridden it since I've

625
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: been back, but I did take my boyfriend bike right

626
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: the other day. It's great, the best. I didn't go

627
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: for miles, but you know we got we got pretty

628
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: hilly over here, hilly topography. That's what's cool about that

629
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: bike is you are able to just monster up a

630
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: hill that normally like cause you know down I lived

631
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: down here on the beach in Orange County, and if

632
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: you start to head towards Laguna straight, it gets mad

633
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: hilly over there. And some of these hills I see

634
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, absolutely fun that Uh no way

635
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to go up that hill. And now I

636
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: was just like what hap. Yeah, people look at you

637
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: like you're a superhero. I didn't turn it on because

638
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm with my kid and I didn't want to be like,

639
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: come on, dude, what are you doing? And he's like,

640
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:13,479
Speaker 1: I meanwhile, you're sorry. Wait, my dad's amazing. My dad

641
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: left me. Come on, don't tell me you're a bit.

642
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: I won't raise a bit. I'm raising an asshole. You

643
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: can't really tell that it's an electric pike unless you

644
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: like really look at it because the energy pack, the

645
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 1: battery is what they called him. He's on the inside

646
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: of the bike. It's not like the other ones where

647
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: it's chunky and it's on the outside, and you could

648
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 1: totally tell it's built. It's built into the frame's built

649
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: in the frame. You can you just sore past people

650
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like the whole time, I'm like, this motherfucker

651
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: thinks I'm pro Look how fast I just blew him

652
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: out the water and I'm like, he might be a

653
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: bike scout. He might be a scout. Who's who's eye

654
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: and me? And he's like, I gotta get this guy

655
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: on the Olympic site. If he's a true cyclist. Uh

656
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: he knows, sir. I don't like it. Immediate that's all

657
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: they do. They look at other people's biking, they go,

658
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: is that real? How much does it cost? And is

659
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: he fast? Yeah? I got a home. Who's in my

660
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: pot is a cyclist? And some dude, what you do?

661
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: Another pot? You do another? Did you? And Kyle started

662
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: fucking pod? Dude, Yeah, get over it, um in my

663
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: COVID pod And uh, he's a cyclist. And he saw

664
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: this dude cruise passes through the day. He goes that's

665
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: eight dollar bike, and I was like, fuck damn sick.

666
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: If you have an eighteen thousand dollar bike you and

667
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: you paid for it, you're a sucker. Like you better

668
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: be fast enough that you start getting that ship for free.

669
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: What how do you how easier to come up on

670
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: a bike sponsorship? That's not my point is that if

671
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: you're spending eighteen thousand dollars on a bicycle, you're fucking suckers.

672
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: Be faster and get that ship for free. And that's

673
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: an asshole speaking. This is the way. Okay, I like that.

674
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: I like what you're saying. I would say the cap

675
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: is ten grand if you're paying more than ten thousand

676
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: dollars for a bicycle. Bike to you guys at home,

677
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: is crazy money for a fucking bicycle. But it is

678
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 1: like a relative thing that yeah, that sounds. So you're

679
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: saying that if you're gonna get to the level where

680
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: you pay eighteen thousand, then just take out like a

681
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: huffy and ride it so fast that bike companies have

682
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: no other choice but to be like this, this person

683
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: needs a free bike. Well not a huffy, but like,

684
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: get your five thousand or three thousand dollar bicycle even

685
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: that's a ton of money. How much do I know?

686
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, this is a dude, this is

687
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: it's a crazy world. Road bikes are expensive. I don't know.

688
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: I bought a pretty mid level one and I think

689
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: it's like two grand or three exactly, So like do that.

690
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: But these carbon fiber joints, like if you're really like

691
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: racing and trying to get that edge, the wheels, the

692
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: rims or whatever, the components, everything is light, the ship

693
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: gets crazy. What I'm saying is be fast enough to

694
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: not have to pay that crazy money. Yeah, that's that's

695
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: just something like rich guys ship because unless you're like

696
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: truly in a race, right, it doesn't matter. It's like

697
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: just for exer so right, so like it doesn't really

698
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: matter if you go that extra little bit faster. But

699
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: have you heard about this new thing called flexorcize? No,

700
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: what is it? Because you're flexing on it's when you're exercising.

701
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: But I just made it up, But it's when you

702
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: it would be when you're exercising and you're trying to

703
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: flex on something. Yeah, I know, I talk. That's actually

704
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: the name of me and Kyle new a Checks podcastlex Flexercise.

705
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: So you're saying exercise the demons. Now, I don't believe you.

706
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: There's no way that's a real Do you have me? No,

707
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: I don't believe It was a quote from Kenny Powers

708
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: where they're like did you run track or whatever? And

709
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: he's like, he goes, I don't want to be the

710
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: best of exercise. Yeah, it's so good because I do.

711
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, you play baseball? He goes up an athlete. Two,

712
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: I do uh triathlons. He goes, oh, cool, you're like

713
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: the best of exercise. Yeah, totally. But if you turn

714
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: into flexercise, yeah, everybody's flexing, like on the Graham as

715
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: far as fucking workouts go. Some of that ship is

716
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: so funny when dudes are like just doing ship. That's

717
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: so bizarre at the gym where it's like they're like

718
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: jumping out the pool with like wiggle weights and it's

719
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: just like it's comedic what they're doing. It's like, yeah,

720
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: actually there's the point of that. Actually it's called muscle confusion.

721
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: I have a set of wiggle weights. I follow is

722
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: it Jim Fuckory on the Instagram? Oh yeah, yeah, so good,

723
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: there we go. Is it just porno? It's only it's

724
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: porno engines. It's just like it's just a guy named

725
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: Jim and he's fucking a person named re Is. It

726
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: like people doing weird ass exercises. It's everything. It's people

727
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: from like from like trying to bench for us too

728
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: much and like eating ship and then people doing like

729
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: weird exercises in the corner, like or just like a

730
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: guy who like is just lives way too much weight

731
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: and then just pass this out and just like butthole

732
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: comes out pink socks it. Yeah, a lot of vomiting

733
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: after deadlifting is the best where they're just like just

734
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 1: having your anus drop out the bottom. I know, it's

735
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: just like just do a little less weight. Yeah, just

736
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: do a little less Yeah. You don't need to detach

737
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: your rectum. It doesn't have to be that way. It

738
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: sounds like a bit move. But do you think, uh,

739
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: we should start a fitness empire together called flex or

740
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: size and then make shirts that say do it, lift it,

741
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: detach your rectum, and then we sell pink so or

742
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: what workshop they emerge. I thought maybe are you Flexing

743
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: would kind of be more like, oh yeah, no, there's

744
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: that always we have are you Flexing? Shirts from workoholics,

745
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Are you flexing? If you're not, do it, work it,

746
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: shoot your asshole, detach your asshole, detach your detach and

747
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: then we sell tube socks that are pink and you

748
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: can buy loose pink sock fitness. Yeah, pink. So it's

749
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: like if you really go because like if you throw

750
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,240
Speaker 1: up during a workout, great, you put in some effort.

751
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: If you're sucking assholes out of your butt sheets, if

752
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: you turn your butt hole inside out because you're pushing

753
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: so much fucking weight, bro, yeah, that means you really,

754
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: you really really went for it. Yeah, I mean, has

755
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: the rock ever detached his rum? For sure? I don't know,

756
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: I guarantee, I don't know. Well, he hasn't posted that

757
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: on the gram, so we don't know if it's real

758
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: because he doesn't realize how cool it is. And if

759
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: he hasn't, then maybe he's a bit. Maybe he is

760
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,479
Speaker 1: a bit. Yeah, we need to start normally. You can't

761
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: be a workout guy and not detach your right. You

762
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: have to turn your asshole inside out otherwise, Thank you, Brittany,

763
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: You're a freaking bitch, all right, get in the gym, Adam,

764
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: Please tell me someone just came in the room and

765
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: heard you say you have to detach. Yes, my little

766
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: sister just came and gave me a coffee and heard

767
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: me say, you have to detach your rector. By the way,

768
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: she doesn't doesn't, she didn't battery. She just knows. This

769
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: is how I talk. Here's your tea coffee? Feel better? Yes,

770
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: that's a strong steady damn um die baby t I

771
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: nation freaking Christmas around the corner. How is we haven't

772
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: talked about Thanksgiving? Did anybody gain extraordinary weight? Like, oh,

773
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm still on my ship. Yeah, I gained some weight.

774
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm shooting this movie right now, and I'm like, I'm

775
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: getting all the production stills, the still photographers given me

776
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: all the photos, and my god, the first few weeks,

777
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I had a jawline. It was real tight.

778
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: It was right after the wedding. I was looking pretty good.

779
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: I had that I lost some weight because the COVID.

780
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: I had that COVID skinny jawline, going that omni Hollywood secret.

781
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: And then and then now, uh, you know, I've just

782
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: I bottomed out. Pants aren't fitting me right, Your boobs

783
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: are huge, my underwear is flapping. You know that when

784
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: when you get late and you're the elastic scrap at

785
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: the top is folding over onto itself. That's when you

786
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: know it's it's you've got hey. On Monday, we gotta

787
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: bring you in for a fitting. And you're like, what, Yeah,

788
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: it's it's just real quick. Didn't we already do all

789
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: of things. Yeah, yeah, it's just pants don't seem to

790
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: be fitting you. Your boobs. Your boobs are huge. We

791
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: need to refit. Your boobs are huge. T shirts to

792
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: start fitting. The same week, we had to throw out

793
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: an entire wardrobe thousands of dollars. You're just a wardrobe nightmare.

794
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: You're just riding your bike. Your thighs are getting bigger

795
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: and more muscular. Your boobs are getting Ellen Barkin, who's

796
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: co starring the movie with me, told me that I

797
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: need to stop riding the bike. She's like, your thighs

798
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: are too huge. It's like they're they're giants. They're like, well,

799
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: there that they're your gift. Yeah, like this is my

800
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: this is God's gift. There, your gift and your curse.

801
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: These meaty dogs. I'm like, feel them, touch them, and

802
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: that is sexual. Harris Maan at work, but I was like,

803
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: problem feel them. Harris Science, did you say quit your barkin?

804
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: I never said to need to quit your bark. Definitely,

805
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: she's gonna love that, Joe, You're gonna love that. I

806
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: do like when you work with somebody who just doesn't

807
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: really know you well but just cuts you right to there, like, hey,

808
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: your fucking legs are too big? Action they just checked

809
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: out the gate Immittedly, I love I love my media thighs, Dude,

810
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: I love that that when you see me in pants,

811
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: are like, that's an oddly shaped man right there. Yeah,

812
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: it's getting to be your signature. If anything. People are

813
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: watching your movies for your thighs, and we're gonna start

814
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: having thigh shots in movies. The Google, the Google, does

815
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: Adam Divine know how big his thighs? It says, does

816
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 1: Adam Divine have thigh implants? Are they too big for pants?

817
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: And the answers yes, are you on thyroids? Divines on thyroids? I? Uh?

818
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: In the waste it was until I recently gained ten pounds,

819
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: But the waste of my jeans are skinny. But then

820
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: through I can't fit them through my leg through the hole.

821
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, Yeah, that's why that's lie. I feel

822
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: bad for you, dude, because because truly you cannot fine

823
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: pants that fit you. But I think cycling that's why.

824
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: Like people who cycle, they obviously have strong legs. But like,

825
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: and I guess it depends on your body type. But like,

826
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: at least you're doing cycling as opposed to just squats

827
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: all day long, do you know what what I mean? Like? Sure, yeah,

828
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: and you're not doing that because your knee is correct. Yeah,

829
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: I mean like you don't do like power lifting with

830
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: your legs right, No, No, no, he does lift. I

831
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: was just in Atlanta with Adam and he did me

832
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: because I don't do leg workouts. I just run. Yeah,

833
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: I work out my legs. And I did like a

834
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: little bit of a leg workout with Adam, and I

835
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: felt like my fucking legs were gonna fall. What are

836
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: you doing? Like, um, lunges, Yeah, a lot of lunges.

837
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's that'll wake you. That'll wake you up.

838
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: Lex ercize on them, baby, with just like dumbbells, not

839
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: like super heavy like an air squat, but you're holding weight, yeah,

840
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: holding like sixty pounds or just with their arms up

841
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: in there. No, he definitely had go ahead, said dude,

842
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: what do you talk to thirty pound dumbells? Is every sing?

843
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, dude, that ship is hard, that ship is rough.

844
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: We did it? Direct him detach, No, he's not doing it.

845
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: But what are we talking about here? Admittedly, I think

846
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: I think I was going a little extra. I was

847
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: putting a little extra juice on it too, because I

848
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: was trying to be cool in front of you, Blake,

849
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: You're my cool You're my cool friend. I was trying

850
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: to be cool with you, dud. Were you really? I

851
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: think he was. He was definitely bringing as as an

852
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: asshole right there s a bitches in the gym. Well

853
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: let me show how it's done. Man. It was cool.

854
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: I felt. I felt like my man's as strong as hell. Thanks, guys,

855
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: I am, I am very I'm I'm a fat, strong guy.

856
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: You know you got those Carston Warholme thighs. Huh yeah.

857
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 1: I didn't even remember who the funk that was from

858
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: when you told us from just like, who is that?

859
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a quarterback for the Bengals

860
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: or something. Mangles not the case. How many Carstons are

861
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: there in the NFL. There's Carson Carson used to be

862
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: Carson Palmer, Carson wentz Carson Palmer. Yeah, what was it like, Johnny?

863
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: Was it like the year everyone just named their kid Carson. Yeah.

864
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: I think that's how it goes if your name in

865
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: babies did when you get into the mix, you just

866
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: get on the list and you go, oh, yeah, I

867
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: guess everyone is named Aiden. What's was Carson? Like? Was

868
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: that the mom and dad's were watching Johnny Carson and

869
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, fun, Carson is a cool first name. Actually,

870
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: I mean that ship happens because when the Kardashian somebody

871
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: had a kid named Mason, all of a sudden, Mason

872
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: became the most famous baby name, like name Yeah, And

873
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: like when the Friends Bait had the baby Emma, everybody

874
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: was named Emma. Suddenly every baby was named Emma, Like

875
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: all our kids are named like Kalisi, and there's hell

876
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: a Kalize Kanye. Yeah, is there really? Callis is out there?

877
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: I have yet? Oh? Yeah for sure? Yes? And people

878
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: were people were lit up that, uh that Kalisi ended

879
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: up being spoiler, the villain of the show. Okay, donkey, Yeah,

880
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: They're like, no, she's lit Yeah. No, It's sad when

881
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: you name somebody after a TV star and then the

882
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: series just takes a turn and you have to rename

883
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: your your child. Oh man, did you have a lovely Thanksgiving?

884
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: Or was yours just hectic and sucked up? No? It

885
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: was good. It was good. It was a little hectic,

886
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: a little sucked up. Um, it was good, good fund,

887
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: good food, great old You don't make any of the

888
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: of the dishes though, right, did any of y'all get

889
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: in the kitchen? Because I kind of got in the

890
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: kitchen this Thanksgiving. I'm pretty proud of myself. It's my

891
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: first time I carved the turkey. Let's just put it

892
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: that way, Okay, okay, because that's some man shipped to do.

893
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: I got Omaha Steaks hooked me up. Yeah, how did

894
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: you get well, dude, I worked for Omaha Steaks. I've

895
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: talked about them on I think, uh this podcast, in

896
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: this podcast, and so then from then on they were

897
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, whenever you want, if you're ever having

898
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: any sort of holiday, get together whatever, hit us up.

899
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: And so the last couple of years I've been like,

900
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: get up and they dead man. It's like such a

901
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the best my gap. I mean, how

902
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: much do we have to talk about them? Until they

903
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: start sending some stuff, maybe maybe our way for like

904
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: Christmas dinner, because I would love to have that on

905
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: my plan. I would love that for you. I mean,

906
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I also worked for them when

907
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: I was sixteen years old. So do they do a tenderloin?

908
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: Do you know? People? If you you might have to

909
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: go work in the call center for for like six

910
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: months to a year. I feel like Blake would. Yeah, yeah,

911
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: I can see that for Blake. Yeah, there's a lot

912
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: of places that I would put in time just to

913
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 1: get free ship Weener Snitchell, huh where fast foe? Yeah?

914
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: How do you say it? Though? Weener Snitchell, I don't

915
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: think that sounds pronounced. But Schnitzel, isn't it? Weener Schnitzel?

916
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: Schnitzel isn't it what it is? Ohn't? No, dude, I

917
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: Google you. You're the fucking Swedish Norwegian. You tell me

918
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: that's German? Bitch, Yeah, it's German. I think German. So

919
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go shoot this show in Berlin. And

920
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: now I'm reading May because of this new transformer variant

921
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: omn roll out, I might not be able to go

922
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: to Germany. That would suck. Oh yeah, that would suck. Yeah,

923
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: that would be terrible. Berlin is type my brother lived there.

924
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: It's a cool tone. I want to go there so bad.

925
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: I want to go there so bad. You guys should

926
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 1: come visit when I'm doing the show. That'd be so fun.

927
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: We could do an international pall. Now we're talking. What's

928
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: the deal. Will you be there in October? Because I

929
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: think Germany? I think October. No, I'll be there in

930
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: the coldest time of the year. I'll be there, uh, January, February, March, April, May,

931
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: this year, this year. Oh, you gotta go to Germany. May. Actually,

932
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: maybe you do. I don't know. Hey, maybe you gotta

933
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: go to Norway. I know, definitely not February. I'm like,

934
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: looking at temperatures, I'm like, the average Tampa is like

935
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 1: negative tan, and I'm like, oh sick, yeah, oh god, damn, god, damn.

936
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 1: I mean whatever you're from, sucking Omaha, it's the same ship.

937
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: It's all a bunch of German people did. Yeah, it'll

938
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: just be fine. It'll just be like you wear a

939
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: coat and then you you're mostly just inside cool sex

940
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,919
Speaker 1: clubs and stuff. You're gonna feel like you're in Omaha. Yeah,

941
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: everyone seem to look very corn fed. You're like, okay, yeah,

942
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: this checks out. Yeah, Omaha is the Germany of the

943
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: United States. How fat do we think I'm gonna get

944
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 1: while shooting the show. That's a real cute. You're going

945
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: to be just beer and brought worth rot rot. Your

946
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:42,479
Speaker 1: boobs are huge. Remember when I, uh it was after

947
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: shooting the first Pitch Perfect. I came back and we

948
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: had to do like a red carpet for some ship

949
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: for to promote workholics. And I came back and you

950
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: guys hadn't seen me the entire time I was gone

951
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: the three months I was off shooting the first page

952
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: Perfect movie. And I came back and I remember durs goes,

953
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 1: Holy ship, dude, because my head was just like pounds heavier.

954
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: The red carpet started sinking quick and we had to

955
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 1: bail him out. Dude just started to slip through the cracks. Yeah. Well,

956
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: even if Germany causes you to gain a lot of weight,

957
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: I did be funny to go and film there. I

958
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: feel like you're getting back in character for Bumper. Yeah. Yeah,

959
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: Bumper was kind of, you know, a little more of

960
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: a chunker. But I don't know. I don't know. I

961
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: don't know what the scripts are, like, I don't know.

962
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: If you know, can you give spoilers? Yeah, the scripts

963
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: are Bumper became hot as fun now Okay, oh my,

964
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: he's super hot sexy ass dude. So that's sorry about it.

965
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: That's cool. So they're recasting you. Oh no, no, no, no,

966
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: he's still fat. Bumper is super sexy, Adam? Can we

967
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: taught him? Recasting? You've been eating the wiener snittle even

968
00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: at the niche nitch by the way, coming blazers d

969
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: m s and tell them how it's pronounced. Oh yeah, please,

970
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: everybody t I I nation, come on in, come on,

971
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: come on, I'm ready to hear it. Um Germany? What's funny?

972
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: When you go to Germany? Everyone's either super tall and

973
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: skinny or hella stout and thick. There's no like in between.

974
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: All right, that's it. I can get in with that.

975
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: They're just roly pollies or they're just tall tent poles,

976
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria that I'm excited.

977
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm excited for it. Can't wait. You guys have to

978
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: come visit. How long are you there? Months? You're there

979
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: for months? Yeah? And there for like four or five

980
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: months and like that. That's going to be absolutely insane,

981
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: live live abroad like that. I've never done anything like

982
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: that fully omnichromed. Yeah, I hope it happens because that's

983
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: gonna be an adventure and you'll never forget whatever. I like,

984
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 1: I got sexy there at the end, see you. Yeah, uh,

985
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: well should we give uh should we give flowers or

986
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: take backs or apologies or giveaways? Now? Yeah, freaking heck man, Yeah,

987
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: we could do that. I would like to give Kyle

988
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: me would check his flowers. You know, he was He

989
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: was a big part of the podcast for the first

990
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: however many episodes sixty something that we've done. Kyle treat me,

991
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: but then he betrayed us and he lied, tried to

992
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: hide and he died deep inside. And I know the

993
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: reason why? What is that from the eminem song that

994
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: is from Tenacious Kyle and then trying to hide and

995
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: I died side you know, Yeah, you got to go

996
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: on that actually, gott you know what's a really great

997
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: rewatches like Tenacious D did uh like how to Show

998
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: for HBO way back in the day. Yeah, I watched

999
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: That's fucking funny, is it? On HBO Max. That's a

1000
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: great question. I don't know. I just watch it like

1001
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: clips on YouTube. But and then I also think I

1002
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: actually have the DVD of it. Todd says yes. Our

1003
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: producer says yes. Todd says, it's on HBO Max. Check

1004
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,800
Speaker 1: it out. So t I I nation run those numbers

1005
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: up on that Tenacious D show on HBO because that

1006
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: ship was fucking Fawnny Brony bro is mr show on

1007
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: there too? I mean, I feel like HBO has a

1008
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: bunch of deep cuts that aren't on there. Okay, yes, yes, HBO, Yeah,

1009
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 1: holy sh it, they were. That's my favorite app I

1010
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: think right now, that's the one I wanted the most.

1011
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: I like to Be because it has the Freak Brothers

1012
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: a great card too. I also enjoy to Be Fabulous

1013
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: furry Freak Brothers. Check it out on to Be Dude.

1014
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: Let me give you guess flowers. How about the I

1015
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: went over to some store in Hollywood and they had

1016
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: a whole Freak Brothers like right installation. Yeah, yeah, Fred's Seagull.

1017
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: If you're in Hollywood. I haven't been. I've been able

1018
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: to go yet, but it looks all the photos I've

1019
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: seen it looks fucking phenomenal. Looks its crazy, the whole

1020
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: fabulous free Free Brothers installation. Yeah. You know what else

1021
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: is wild that I saw is that they pulled up

1022
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: with the bus to San Diego Comic Con yesterday. Like

1023
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: Comic Con is bat What the fuck? I didn't even

1024
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: know now, yeah, Comic Con is this week. It's like

1025
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: today and yesterday. Yes, I thought Comic Con was in

1026
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: the middle of the summer. I think it was can

1027
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: Makeup Con or something. I don't know, but they definitely Oh,

1028
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,919
Speaker 1: I think you're confused. It's makeup. Oh, that's makeup. Yeah,

1029
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: it so, all the Kardashians are there, and then like

1030
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: we just kind of slid free. You know what, we

1031
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: might be able to get a Kardashian on the Free

1032
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: Brothers now that the homie Pete Davidson, Yes, is blinking

1033
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: one of them. Kim there in love Kim Kim. She's

1034
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: like the biggest bootied one. Okay, game he got game

1035
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: he does. It is funny to me how people are like,

1036
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: how does he keep doing? It's like he obviously has

1037
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: extraordinary game manipulation tactics. Yes, I'm sure he's just really

1038
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: good at at talking to girls. Yeah, I would probably

1039
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: be pretty bad at it. Blake horrific. Yeah, how about

1040
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: Kardashian is not on my map? That's not happen. I

1041
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't even want That's the upkeep with that. It's too much.

1042
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 1: Part of me is like I mean what, I hope

1043
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: everything works out. I hope they're in love. I hope

1044
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,439
Speaker 1: it's great. But like now you have like Kanye West

1045
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: publicly going on Instagram like I want her back, like

1046
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: the drama the press, that is crazy, Like why would

1047
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: you step in that? He's Kanye West went on Instagram

1048
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: and said I want Kim back. Yes. He posted a

1049
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: picture of him and Kim from like back in the

1050
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: day and love and it's like this is just a

1051
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: moment in time, like we'll be back in some Bible

1052
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: passage or some ship. Yeah. Like imagine doing that to

1053
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: an ex girlfriend on a public platform, Like that's just

1054
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: not this not that I shouldn't do that exactly, that

1055
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: is not game. Yeah, that is the opposite, Like how

1056
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: often does that work with an ex girlfriend has a

1057
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: way to get her back is to just be U

1058
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: if I had to guess, and I'm and I know

1059
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: chicks of the time. Yeah, science I forgot you New Chicks. Yeah,

1060
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, why it's such a landline. But I

1061
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: guess it's like a do it to do it right.

1062
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: There's no way this dude thinks he's going to spend

1063
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: more than two months in a relationship with this per

1064
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, I just don't think that, like the

1065
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: environment will allow it. Right, You're gonna go in fuck insane.

1066
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: It's just too much. Dude, that is so hard. But

1067
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: it's like, in the meantime, let's get him on. Let's

1068
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: get Kim on Fabulous Free Free Brothers, and uh, exploit

1069
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: the relationship now that he's in it, Adam, see exactly.

1070
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: Now you're thinking like a fucking producer, baby producer. Half, yeah,

1071
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: I'm producing the ship out of this. Yeah, let's get

1072
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: at her. But yes, please watch Fabulous for Free Brothers

1073
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: on to be free me now. Yeah, it's really easy

1074
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: to get I thought it was going to be a

1075
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: pain in the ass when I first heard out. Super easy,

1076
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: but you just sucking install it and what so if

1077
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: you guys are looking to get an app, it's actually

1078
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: you just download the app. Yeah, but it's free and

1079
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: then there's tons of ship on. You don't have to

1080
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: put in any information. It's just it's just one click boom,

1081
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: You've got it, and and you get where you're describing

1082
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: as television exactly like they're just like, let's be television.

1083
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: I gain, yes, yes, which we all just want television.

1084
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: Act Please, why this happening? Why when you guys were

1085
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: in the hotel. I think maybe we talked about this already.

1086
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: But isn't there something beautiful about just flipping channels? Just

1087
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: that the swag surf. I watched all of Titanic because

1088
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: it was just on TV. Yeah. I watched like I

1089
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 1: was hungover in my hotel room and I'm just like,

1090
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna watch this three hour movie

1091
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: with commercials and it was fun and I enjoyed it really. Yeah,

1092
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: just holds up. Oh, titan is a good movie, dude. Yeah,

1093
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: James Cameron, come on Avatar. I mean, the guy makes

1094
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: very good movie. I would say Terminator over Avatar. But

1095
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: but you're having a hard time speaking today. It's early

1096
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: for me. Okay, bagel, But we were trying to a

1097
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: bagel because you told me you watched Titanic and I

1098
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: was trying to remember what the story was. Why was

1099
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio on the ship was coming. He was playing

1100
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: a Irish person. No, he's American. It's upstairs downstairs situation.

1101
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: It's like the rich people upstairs, poor people downstairs. He

1102
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: want a ticket on the thing. It was like, I'm

1103
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: gonna go on the Titanic for fucking ships and giggles

1104
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: and then he meets. Well, it's just one of the

1105
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: biggest movies of all time. I've probably seen it, probably

1106
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: seen it three times. I guess yeah, and they meet

1107
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: and then they got the boat goes down spoiler, yep, spoiler.

1108
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: And that's how good of a movie it is. It's like,

1109
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: you know right away that obviously the boat's gonna say

1110
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna die, but but you still care the

1111
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: entire time. You know why. I was about to say

1112
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: I was going to give my shout out Billy Zane

1113
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: because he hadn't been mentioned, but thank you Wanders, because

1114
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: Billy Zane is one of the best actors of all time,

1115
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,959
Speaker 1: a real treasure. When he gets on the getaway boat,

1116
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: he like throws some kids aside and he's like move yes,

1117
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 1: he's so good. I could rattle off a few iconic

1118
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: roles of Zane Titanic Stone. Do we I mean, we

1119
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: gotta cast Billy Zane in something. We gotta get on

1120
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: that Zane train. I'd love to I'd love to work.

1121
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: I've I've worked with Billy Zane before. I did a

1122
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: well it was a it was a short lived sitcom

1123
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: called Samantha Who that I was wrong, way way back

1124
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: in the day, and he was also on it. Very

1125
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: nice guy. From what I remember, I want to say,

1126
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: Sean Clements produce something that's very funny. Writer workaholics guy

1127
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: um Hollywood Hamburg produced something with Billy's Nane was like

1128
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: the star of it. I love it went great eyebrows

1129
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: and said he was good, said he was Zane Train.

1130
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: We're on the Zane train. Baby. Let that be known.

1131
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: T I I or die. So any giveaways, take backs,

1132
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: apologies my chat out it was to Billy. I would

1133
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 1: like to, Uh, I would like to give flowers to

1134
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: you guys for sticking with the podcast. Finally and and finally, UH,

1135
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: we're going to shine the way we've always meant to shine,

1136
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 1: which is being the number one podcast in the world.

1137
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: Actually feel like we're well on our way now. And

1138
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: with that said, t I I Nation, please like subscribe,

1139
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: tell your friends. We need the listeners. Were trying to

1140
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: beat Sunny and Rogan at this point, we're trying to

1141
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: be the biggest podcast in the world. And uh also

1142
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: watch us on the YouTube. Absolutely, yeah, that's more fun.

1143
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: We haven't we haven't. We haven't pushed the YouTube very hard,

1144
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: I've realized. But I've recently gone and looked at some

1145
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: of the clips. Super fun. It's fun just to see

1146
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: Blake's little smirky expressions. Hi. How YouTube? You can check

1147
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: out my shoe hole yeah, which is Marvel announced hot

1148
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: cook and then look at my hot boys right there?

1149
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: So cute. Um, what do we got here? We're crawling

1150
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: out a wayman's butthole? Right there is a new check

1151
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 1: in that photo? Or is just the three of us? Know?

1152
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: That's how it's supposed to be pretty see, yeah, good,

1153
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: it's what the fans want. Absolutely not absolutely not him,

1154
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: miss him. And if you want Kyle back, make sure

1155
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: that you boycott what we do in the shadows, because

1156
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,959
Speaker 1: that will get him back quicker I think, so, oh wow,

1157
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: is that what's happening? Can I apologize or can I

1158
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 1: urge you to do a take back? Real quick? Na?

1159
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: I love Kyle. We love, we love what we call

1160
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: shadows because we just don't have time to say the

1161
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: whole name and also forget it. Um yeah, it's it's

1162
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 1: too bad he's not here. I apologize to the fans,

1163
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: but I'm not a bit to deal with it on

1164
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: an asshole. Yeah, I get him, and that's another episode

1165
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: of this, but not to Kyle Freaky see you