Speaker 1: What's committing sex crimes? My actor who starred in Hard Target.
Speaker 1: I think Hard Target was. I have no idea film
Speaker 1: is best best Target. There's no there's no film called
Speaker 1: there's no film called Hard Target. It's hard to kill?
Speaker 1: Maybe your hard is it hard to kill? Are you Wikipedia?
Speaker 1: I just control f his Wikipedia page for Hard Target
Speaker 1: and there's no results. No, no, there's Hard Target. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in a final shootout with John Claude Van dam
Speaker 1: wait or his hard and wait no Hard Target? Wait no,
Speaker 1: yeah it's Van Damn and Steven Seagal. Uh yeah, directed
Speaker 1: by John wu Um, let me double check on his film. Yeah,
Speaker 1: John Claude Van Damn, his Chance Boudreaux. Um, wait no,
Speaker 1: maybe he's not in this. Uh okay, Steven Seagal is
Speaker 1: not in Hard tar Get. I don't know why. Where
Speaker 1: we're already we're already trust me into this than the
Speaker 1: biggest film on deadly ground. Probably. Yeah, there's a couple
Speaker 1: of movies are so wild. His latest movie, not rated,
Speaker 1: was Beyond the Laws. Well, that is actually a good
Speaker 1: title for a movie about Steven Seagal because China sales
Speaker 1: while he was working as a cop in a questionably
Speaker 1: legal capacity. He rammed a tank into a guy's chicken
Speaker 1: farm and maybe killed a puppy. I think that's that's
Speaker 1: the allegation. Um, he's like got allegations of sex trafficking
Speaker 1: against him, almost certainly sexually assaulted women. There's certainly allegations
Speaker 1: of sexual to numerous He's basically every other year been
Speaker 1: mobbed up. Yeah, and there's a lot by there's a
Speaker 1: lot of interesting evidence behind the mobbed up thing. He's
Speaker 1: connected to Putin, He's connected to Lukashenko, the dictator of Belarus. Um,
Speaker 1: he's like he's just a he's a like a baffling
Speaker 1: lye bad person like Steven, Like, right, you hear action
Speaker 1: movies start and you're like, Okay, well I expect that.
Speaker 1: You know they've done some shady ship. They've endorsed products
Speaker 1: that you know are made through human trafficking or whatever.
Speaker 1: They've probably sexually harassed people. Steven Seagal is like a
Speaker 1: bad person for a male action star from the nineties,
Speaker 1: Like he's the worst of them, and they're all almost
Speaker 1: all pretty bad. Like he's he's the worst of them.
Speaker 1: I guess we'd say Arnold Schwarzenegger is the best of them,
Speaker 1: even though he also has allegations of sexual harassment against him,
Speaker 1: but as far as I can tell, never sexually traffic
Speaker 1: to human being. He does have pet donkeys or rammed
Speaker 1: a tank into a guy's house. It's so wild, Like,
Speaker 1: first of all, it's unhinged. It's fun. Fact he has
Speaker 1: an extensive sword collection and a custom made guns made
Speaker 1: for him once a month. Once had this happen for him,
Speaker 1: And then he also, um, I don't believe that, nor
Speaker 1: do I. He Also we find out Steven Seagal is
Speaker 1: writing Steven Seagal's own Wikipedia page. But also like, there
Speaker 1: are all things that like clash completely, Like he's a
Speaker 1: Buddhist and apparently he wrote an open letter of Thailand
Speaker 1: in two thousand three that was urging them to indact
Speaker 1: the law to prevent the torture of baby elephants. So like,
Speaker 1: and then he was granted Pete Humanitarian Award. So he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gotten some weird awards. He doesn't deserve them at all.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a weirdo. He cut an incredibly horny
Speaker 1: album that includes a song where he says that he
Speaker 1: wants the Punani tonight. Um, we did a two Parter
Speaker 1: with Sean Baby about Steven Seagal, and he's um, He's like,
Speaker 1: he's pretty bad. He's annie. He says the word poonani sharene.
Speaker 1: Can I leave now? You can't hear the fact like
Speaker 1: there's there's certain bridges you can't on cross right. It's
Speaker 1: like the first time you see a dead body, like
Speaker 1: you're a little different. Ever, every other day after that, Um,
Speaker 1: the first time you hear Steven Seagal sing that he
Speaker 1: wants the poonani tonight, nothing is ever the same. It
Speaker 1: fundament hot. Hearing you say that twice doesn't make me
Speaker 1: the same either. Well, you know, it's kind of like
Speaker 1: a vaccine. Sharene. So because it's going to have an
Speaker 1: impact on you, but because I've said it, when you
Speaker 1: hear Steven Seagal say, it will have less of a
Speaker 1: toxic impact on you. I do want someone to just
Speaker 1: take that the excerpt out and just have Robert saying,
Speaker 1: whatever you said about the pani, what I've said the
Speaker 1: word three times now. I don't like I Honestly, if
Speaker 1: we're talking about this, I can't think of a word
Speaker 1: I hate more than puni. One of the worst words
Speaker 1: that's ever existed. It's just such a like if I
Speaker 1: were like really into somebody and we were about to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, do a thing and they used that word,
Speaker 1: I think I would stop. I think it would just
Speaker 1: be like, well, that's weird, Like I can't, I can't,
Speaker 1: we can't proceed, So say the word pani might be
Speaker 1: who I hated that I said. That word is the
Speaker 1: newest form of birth control. Yeah, I think it might
Speaker 1: be more effective than an I U D. Yeah, okay, funny,
Speaker 1: but it's fun simultaneously has all of the hormonal side
Speaker 1: effects of an I. Somehow, I don't know a fact
Speaker 1: about the origin. I just looked it up. I don't
Speaker 1: know this her about the word or Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: don't think we say it more than once, Robert, Okay,
Speaker 1: you've said it like six times straight and I'm concerned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't want all with pani now, Yeah, okay. Apparently
Speaker 1: it was first used in the colum A Sutra, and
Speaker 1: it's a word to describe the female to talia. Surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1: But then the Hawaiian slang for vagina or volva is
Speaker 1: also that word, and it means beautiful flower. So you know,
Speaker 1: you like, I feel bad now, but I also just
Speaker 1: hate it. I hate what a white person says that is,
Speaker 1: that's that's fair, right, yeah, a white man. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's a fine word within its original context and
Speaker 1: the culture that it was birthed. But Steven Seagal has
Speaker 1: has done unmitigated damage to the time recording it on
Speaker 1: a song's it's done now, there's no more, there's no Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to the the real meaning of it. You
Speaker 1: don't deserve that beautiful flower because Steven Seagal. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to talk about Steven Seagal and flowers. That
Speaker 1: just that in and of itself feels gross to me. Sharine.
Speaker 1: Do you like the written word? Sure, novels fiction? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I pretend to sometimes. Yeah, who doesn't love a good
Speaker 1: a good piece of just really getting able to like
Speaker 1: dig in and get you know, so to speak. Poonani
Speaker 1: deep in in a in a real work of fiction
Speaker 1: that hated that fiery passion. One of my favorite books,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite books. Actually, it came out a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. The author is so fascinating, the authors,
Speaker 1: I should say, Um, it's called The Way of the Shadow, Wolves,
Speaker 1: the Deep State, and Hieing America. Sharine I have incredible news.
Speaker 1: That's what we're reading today, my favorite book. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be pretty great. Um. So we talked about
Speaker 1: this during the Ben Shapiro's Unreadable Book episodes about maybe
Speaker 1: maybe doing you know, the Way of the Shadow Wolves
Speaker 1: with Katie and Cody. But then I got mailed, um
Speaker 1: actually an antique book from like a century ago that
Speaker 1: I'm going to read with them, and it it just
Speaker 1: but I still wanted to give people the Way of
Speaker 1: the Shadow Worlds because this is a special book. So
Speaker 1: it's written by Steven Seagal and a fellow named Tom Morrissey.
Speaker 1: Tom Morrissey is a former U. S. Marshall, a businessman,
Speaker 1: a writer, and a musician. I'm getting this from the
Speaker 1: website where he ran for mayor of Pason Arizona, UM
Speaker 1: and he looks like the guy like okay. Born and
Speaker 1: raised in Brooklyn, New York, Tom started his writing career
Speaker 1: in the music business as a songwriter and performer. He
Speaker 1: wrote songs for such greats as Ray Charles, Richie Havens,
Speaker 1: Brooke Benton, and The Crazy Elephant. I only know who
Speaker 1: Ray Charles is, and I don't know if this is true.
Speaker 1: He might be lying. He wrote a book with Steven Seagal,
Speaker 1: so keep that in mind. Um. He says he spent
Speaker 1: a lifetime studying martial arts, including a rare form of
Speaker 1: Chinese internal martial arts known as Shingey, under Grand Marshal
Speaker 1: Master Kenny Gong of Canton, China. I have to assume
Speaker 1: he's lying about that, because again, Steven Seagal claims to
Speaker 1: be a martial arts master, but you can find videos
Speaker 1: of him doing his his bullshit throw people martial arts,
Speaker 1: and it's just people who have been paid to make
Speaker 1: him feel like a big man, like he can't. Martial
Speaker 1: arts to white men is what yoga is too white women,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they have they shouldn't
Speaker 1: be there. Yeah, it's like they should create so much.
Speaker 1: I've known some people who get into like you know,
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu or whatever, and like it can be it's
Speaker 1: great for your health, it can be useful in a
Speaker 1: variety of ways. That's not what Stephen Seagal does. Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal pretends to throw people in videos where you can
Speaker 1: hear him wheezing hard enough that he nearly collapses. Every
Speaker 1: single person both on this podcast and listening to it
Speaker 1: could take Steven Seagal in a fair fight. I feel
Speaker 1: incredibly confident of that. Um Like, there's not a doubt
Speaker 1: in my head that no matter who you are listening
Speaker 1: to this you could take And there's like a twelve
Speaker 1: year old listening. And I want you to know, Yes,
Speaker 1: you too could drop Steven Seagal if you had to,
Speaker 1: and it it wouldn't be that big a deal for you.
Speaker 1: I promise you. He's gonna get him where it hurts,
Speaker 1: like in his knees, like he's not He's like an
Speaker 1: old person now, you know, Like I don't he fight back? Really,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to you shouldn't beat up old people,
Speaker 1: but you should beat up Steven Seagal. You should beat
Speaker 1: up Steven Seagal. You should have done that, no matter
Speaker 1: his age, because he physically abused a number of the
Speaker 1: women he was intimate with, probably all of them based
Speaker 1: on what we know. Um again, he's a monster. So
Speaker 1: Tom Morrissey is his co author on this because Tom
Speaker 1: Morrissey is a U. S. Marshal and I believe the
Speaker 1: character Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal self insert character in the
Speaker 1: Way of the Shadow Wolves is also a U. S.
Speaker 1: Marshal and as you noted, the the sub headline or
Speaker 1: the subtitle is The Deep State and the Hijacking of America.
Speaker 1: And on the front cover, the front cover of this
Speaker 1: book is one of the best things I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in life. It's it's Steven Seagal wearing like a seventies
Speaker 1: leather jacket with like the tassels all down the front,
Speaker 1: which is mother fringe. And I believe it's I mean,
Speaker 1: he claims to have indigenous ancestry. I think I don't
Speaker 1: sure how accurate that is, because again, he lies about
Speaker 1: almost everything. I think the jacket is him appropriating Native culture.
Speaker 1: He's going to buckle that I think is a head
Speaker 1: dress belt buckle, and he's wearing a huge all of
Speaker 1: this is clearly photoshopped on to his body, a huge
Speaker 1: turquoise amulet. You can also see him carrying a gun
Speaker 1: the wrong way and a shoulder holster through the jacket,
Speaker 1: because if you can see I carry a shoulder holster
Speaker 1: a lot of the time. If you can see the
Speaker 1: gun through the split in the jacket when it's open,
Speaker 1: you're not carrying it properly. The point is that your
Speaker 1: gun is not visible because it's a conced anyway, but
Speaker 1: like no, but the way his hand is on the jacket,
Speaker 1: it's almost like here, it is like he wants you
Speaker 1: to see, like packing, he wants you to see he's
Speaker 1: carrying a gun the wrong way. Because also it's not
Speaker 1: just that it's visible, it's that the handle is visible
Speaker 1: right below his stern um in the center of his chest.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you could wear a shoulder holster
Speaker 1: in a way that would display the gun in that
Speaker 1: it's it's it's wrong everything about it. He's not a man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I love that. I already thought the cover
Speaker 1: was ridiculous, but I love that you brought like factual
Speaker 1: evidence that it is ridiculous. You know, I would never
Speaker 1: have looked at that and been like, how do you
Speaker 1: wear a gun that way? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So thank you. There's some chick we're look there are
Speaker 1: some it might I guess it's theoretically possible. He's wearing
Speaker 1: a chest rig for the guns. So there's shoulder holsters
Speaker 1: and then there's rigs where you strapped the gun in
Speaker 1: the middle of your chest and it's meant to be
Speaker 1: open carried if you're like out in the back country
Speaker 1: in Alaska, and you might encounter a grizzly bear and
Speaker 1: you want to very quickly be able to access a
Speaker 1: firearm because you're worried about bears. People carry guns that
Speaker 1: way for hunting. Sometimes people like Marshalls don't conceal carry
Speaker 1: guy anyway, I'm going off too much on this guy's
Speaker 1: Carrie rig but it's baffling to me. It's one of
Speaker 1: the many things about this book. Yeah, just based off
Speaker 1: what I've quickly read that it's baffling. What's a funny
Speaker 1: is the photos on the back cover. Have you seen that, Sophie.
Speaker 1: We have a lot to get into here. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's like, what you have to take this one by one, Sophie,
Speaker 1: otherwise we're not going to get through any of this
Speaker 1: fair enough. On the cover, outside of the clearly heavily
Speaker 1: every aspect of the photo of Steven Seagal in the
Speaker 1: front of the cover is photoshopped. Behind him is a
Speaker 1: giant wolf that takes up half of the cover with
Speaker 1: its staring eyes. He's directly in the middle of the
Speaker 1: wolf's staring eyes. What gets me is that he probably
Speaker 1: thought he was he thought this He's got a fucking
Speaker 1: print of this book cover in his house and it's
Speaker 1: twelve feet tall. You know, he does this gets him
Speaker 1: a half chub whenever he walks out into his living room.
Speaker 1: I don't want to imagine him getting a half chubb. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't want to a man him saying poonani. But
Speaker 1: that's no more, no more that he wants the punati tonight.
Speaker 1: That's the way it goes. It was so that this
Speaker 1: book was self published, like no one wanted to publish it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was he found a vanity publisher who was I
Speaker 1: wonder if it's the same publisher published Bin Shapiro's unreadable book.
Speaker 1: It says it was self published on Wikipedia. But I
Speaker 1: wonder what, like if they went through like a distributor
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, I think, I mean they did to
Speaker 1: some extent, because Steven Seagal didn't figure out the kindle
Speaker 1: layout himself. He didn't figure out printed. They hired someone.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't Probably publisher did not say we like
Speaker 1: this book. Here's money. You know, Um, he paid to
Speaker 1: have this published. His power is publishing LLC. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: bad trying to figure out why why he has his
Speaker 1: He wants you to know he's packing. He's like, look
Speaker 1: at me, I'm a big shot. His hands, his hands,
Speaker 1: Wait are you. I'm not going to jump ahead, but Robert,
Speaker 1: please tell me you're going to read some of these
Speaker 1: reviews of this book. Yeah, we might. We might either
Speaker 1: start or end with that. I'm looking up his publisher
Speaker 1: right now, Fifth Palace Publishing. Well, thank god. Let's see
Speaker 1: how their Facebook is doing. Um, three and sixty four
Speaker 1: people like it, three or seventy two people follow it.
Speaker 1: So oh and the most recent post is from two
Speaker 1: thousand eighteen, and it's about the Way of the Shadow Wolves,
Speaker 1: of course, of course. Yeah, and it it says entertaining
Speaker 1: in the beginning, chilling in the end, with big dot
Speaker 1: dot dots in between, both from and it's too Amazon
Speaker 1: review where that was. It's all so good. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. So the sharene we're having a tangent here
Speaker 1: because this is the last post. It's three years old.
Speaker 1: January nineteen, two eighteen, was the last post from Fifth
Speaker 1: Palace announcing the publication of Way of the Shadow Wolves.
Speaker 1: The only commenter on that post, which had is eighteen
Speaker 1: shares and a hundred and eighteen likes, one guy named
Speaker 1: Ron Johnson commented eight times. All of his comments are
Speaker 1: in caps, and I'm going to read his comments from
Speaker 1: top to bottom. Okay, and again these are in all caps.
Speaker 1: I am not asking you for his phone number, because
Speaker 1: I know you cannot do that. However, have him call
Speaker 1: my post one post two. Therefore, I truly would appreciate
Speaker 1: it if you could contact my cousin Tom and ask
Speaker 1: him to give me a call at my beach house
Speaker 1: in Smyrna, Florida. My home fun phone number is as Fellows.
Speaker 1: I think he meant to type follows and then he
Speaker 1: puts his phone number there. Um. These are from a
Speaker 1: year ago. Okay, I hope he got help. He keeps
Speaker 1: posting he's talking to. Tom also has a brother named
Speaker 1: Charles and a sister named Linda. When I was a teenager, Thomason,
Speaker 1: What is this about? Oh? So he knows Tom Morrissey.
Speaker 1: I guess, um, he's My name is Ron Thompson. I
Speaker 1: am a swedo s U E d O. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk that means? Um? Can I that
Speaker 1: just like this is baffling? Okay? Yeah, I do want
Speaker 1: to say, I don't know. I just really may want
Speaker 1: to make sure people hear what actual publications said about
Speaker 1: this book, like Vulture called it completely bash it insane,
Speaker 1: The Phoenix, New Times called it garbage and breathtaking, Lee
Speaker 1: bad Um hard to follow, Who's speaking fight scenes that
Speaker 1: were even more boring than the dialogue. These are quotes
Speaker 1: from actual what amazing. So we're in for a real
Speaker 1: treat now. I want to cover because I promised Sophie
Speaker 1: we would the back cover, which is not And where
Speaker 1: are you seeing the back cover? Because it's not fucking
Speaker 1: Send this you send that, Send that ship into the
Speaker 1: into the chat, and we'll dig into this son of
Speaker 1: a bitch. By the way, obviously we're doing a book
Speaker 1: episode because I don't have time to write as much
Speaker 1: as I would like to, So you can just what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? What are you going to complain?
Speaker 1: You know, no, you're not going to go listen to Cometown.
Speaker 1: Probably some of you this book come down. I only
Speaker 1: paid to the Kindle, but I'm just going to ask
Speaker 1: to um. The thing that we always do with these
Speaker 1: is you get it on Kindle and then you immediately
Speaker 1: request a refund when you're done with the episode, and
Speaker 1: it generally works pretty well for us. So yeah, the
Speaker 1: back cover is absurd, so so so so Tom Morrissey's
Speaker 1: photo on the back crystal, We'll get to Stephen. But
Speaker 1: Tom Morrisy's photo on the back cover looks like they
Speaker 1: found a random photo on like a relatives Facebook page
Speaker 1: from a wedding. Yeah, him as it it's clearly him
Speaker 1: at an event and they've just cropped his face and
Speaker 1: he doesn't photographed. Like the photo of him on the
Speaker 1: back of this book is the moment of him realizing
Speaker 1: he's part of a larger photograph and he doesn't look
Speaker 1: happy about And this is this is the best photo
Speaker 1: they could find for the book that he wrote with
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal um absolutely incredible. So here's here's And the
Speaker 1: Stephen Seagal photo is easily twenty five years old, like
Speaker 1: this Stephen is from the nineties. Yes, And so here's
Speaker 1: what is very funny. I have to read the bios.
Speaker 1: Stephen Seagal is an actor, producer, screenwriter, director, alleged rapist
Speaker 1: and human sex trafficker, martial artist, sheriff, musician, and international businessman.
Speaker 1: Born in the USA with mohawk heritage, He is passionate
Speaker 1: about restoring the Constitution as the foundation for a republic
Speaker 1: and a return to responsible stewardship of Mother Earth, such
Speaker 1: as practiced by the Native Americans. Tom Morrissey is a
Speaker 1: retired Chief Deputy U. S. Marshal, martial artist, veteran of
Speaker 1: the U. S. Army, musician, author, political leader, and activist.
Speaker 1: He was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, to
Speaker 1: a Luke Caller family and a culturally diverse community. He
Speaker 1: loves to tell a good story about his dream of
Speaker 1: the return of his country's founding principles with power back
Speaker 1: to the people. And there is an there is a
Speaker 1: a blur ab on the back that's like a huge
Speaker 1: paragraph from Louie McKinney, former director of the U. S.
Speaker 1: Marshall Service. The guys who have been assassinating people lately. Um,
Speaker 1: both that dude, UM Winston Smith in a uh Minneapolis
Speaker 1: and uh Michael ryanhol in Portland. Uh. The guys who
Speaker 1: I don't know probably tear gassed me. I mean I
Speaker 1: think I only got gassed by the marshals like a
Speaker 1: dozen times and shot with some musicians. Garrison got gassed
Speaker 1: by them more often. Um. There was a fun moment
Speaker 1: where they were shooting specifically at Garrison and he didn't
Speaker 1: realize it because he was so busy filming um Okay.
Speaker 1: As director of the U. S. Marshall Service, I fully
Speaker 1: understood the challenges which face all law enforcement officers in
Speaker 1: their day to day activities. This is the story of
Speaker 1: a tribal police officer who stumbles onto one of the
Speaker 1: most notorious cases of all time in the Arizona Desert.
Speaker 1: Although it is fiction, the story could have come from
Speaker 1: today's headlines. I know both of the authors and I
Speaker 1: know their law enforcement experience. Which is evident is they
Speaker 1: weave a tale of adventure, mystery, action and betrayal. Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal is not only a master martial artist in film
Speaker 1: star He's neither, but also as an experienced police officer
Speaker 1: he is not. Tom Morrissey is a retired Chief Deputy U. S.
Speaker 1: Marshall from Arizona who has intimate knowledge of the work
Speaker 1: in the local area. Together they have written a book
Speaker 1: which had me feeling like I was back on the
Speaker 1: street protecting the citizens of this great nation. So I
Speaker 1: have to again he was legally a law enforcement officer
Speaker 1: because he was deputized by Sheriff Joe R. Pio, Arizona,
Speaker 1: sharing wh Yeah. One of the things that has been
Speaker 1: done for years is Arizona sheriff's will deputize any rich person,
Speaker 1: like especially in rural Arizona, any rich person who's really
Speaker 1: just been like a weekend or two a year pretending
Speaker 1: to be a schriff's deputy, not like England nighting people
Speaker 1: know there's a there's a real benefit to it, unlike
Speaker 1: being Um, if you are if you are, if you
Speaker 1: basically get a sheriff's deputy, two deputy ties you even
Speaker 1: if you only do it once a year and you
Speaker 1: don't live in Arizona, you can then carry a concealed
Speaker 1: gun basically everywhere because cops can. So that's why, like
Speaker 1: rich dudes will do it. As you get this, you
Speaker 1: basically get law enforcement rights to carry a gun any
Speaker 1: fucking place. Um. So that's the kind of cop that
Speaker 1: show are or that well that both that that Steven Seagale.
Speaker 1: So God, but this has been quite quite the introduction
Speaker 1: to the way of the shadow wolves, um and the
Speaker 1: deep state and the hijacking of America. UM. I want
Speaker 1: to read the dedication first, so we can start after
Speaker 1: the break with Joe R. Pio. We dedicate this book
Speaker 1: to the Native Americans who have victims of genocide by
Speaker 1: the early invaders from Europe, to the tribal police who
Speaker 1: combined the old ways in the new to defend our
Speaker 1: border with intelligence and integrity, to the U. S. Marshals,
Speaker 1: most of whom represent the ideal of the Texas Rangers
Speaker 1: who massacred indigenous people. Who's who whose job was to
Speaker 1: kill Native Americans. That's amazing that you start with, like,
Speaker 1: we we recognize the Native American genocide. Also, you know
Speaker 1: who's rad the guys who did it? How does awesome?
Speaker 1: How oblivious? It's I don't know, man, because they their
Speaker 1: knowledge of history is based on four episodes of Walker,
Speaker 1: Texas Ranger and a statue of a guy with a
Speaker 1: cowboy hat. That's that's their knowledge of history, of course.
Speaker 1: But you know who does understand history? Sharine? Who? Sharine?
Speaker 1: You know? I think it was our friend of the pod,
Speaker 1: Benito Mussolini, who said that blood alone moves the wheels
Speaker 1: of history. And if anyone understands that, it's our sponsors
Speaker 1: at Raytheon. And because the wheels of history need to
Speaker 1: keep moving, they make sure the blood keeps flowing. That's
Speaker 1: the Raytheon guarantee. Never an end to the bloodshed. So
Speaker 1: celebrate death with raytheon. Oh we're back. We're fortunately celebrating death.
Speaker 1: Um oh god. So after the foreword where he says,
Speaker 1: remember the genocide of the natives and also the cool
Speaker 1: dudes who did it. Um, there's this disclaimer. This is
Speaker 1: a work of fiction, and any resemblance to anyone living
Speaker 1: or dead is purely coincidental. But always remember that the
Speaker 1: truth comes in many forms. Oh my god. Uh oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm so on board. All right. So the foreword by
Speaker 1: Sarah Sheriff Joe R. Pio, Who's police who Sheriff's deputies
Speaker 1: in their prison, which committed a number of crimes against humanity.
Speaker 1: Uh lad women to have miscarriages by locking them in
Speaker 1: uh intolerable conditions without air conditioning. Who beat and restrained
Speaker 1: mentally handicapped people who then died in summer heat waves.
Speaker 1: Uh like fucking concentrate He ran a concentration camp. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, real bad will cut. We will get
Speaker 1: to Joe R. Pio, like we've I've been prom missing
Speaker 1: that for a while, but we really do need to.
Speaker 1: But anyway, here's the foreword to his book. I strongly
Speaker 1: identify with this book because in many ways I lived
Speaker 1: what is portrayed on its pages. During my over twenty
Speaker 1: six career in the d e A, I worked as
Speaker 1: a young agent in the Mountains of Turkey, often on
Speaker 1: my own, chasing a legal drug merchants as part of
Speaker 1: the War on drugs. Had that go joe, you guys win?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was drugs. It was drugs that beat
Speaker 1: your ass. Sorry. I had to work side by side
Speaker 1: with individuals who were actually sabotaging my efforts and even
Speaker 1: putting my life in danger. Dude, if fucking people in
Speaker 1: the mountains of Turkey had wanted you dead, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be alive. That you weren't worth the trouble anyway. This
Speaker 1: was because they were on the payroll of the illicit
Speaker 1: drug underground. I was promoted to regional director of the
Speaker 1: d e A office in Mexico and Latin America. What
Speaker 1: I experienced during that time brought me an understanding of
Speaker 1: the mindset and customs of the drug cartels which drive
Speaker 1: those organizations to this very day. As the longest serving
Speaker 1: elected sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona history, I brought my
Speaker 1: experience to that organization Arizona today is and has been
Speaker 1: ground zero concerning a legal immigration and drug running. The
Speaker 1: deserts of this great state contained the hidden highways used
Speaker 1: by drug cartels as they pour across our unsecured borders.
Speaker 1: Wasn't your job to secure the border anyway? That flow
Speaker 1: has slowed under President Donald Trump, However, there are powers
Speaker 1: known today as the Deep State working against his efforts.
Speaker 1: The activities of the Deep State operatives are a grave
Speaker 1: danger to our country because they are working against the
Speaker 1: effort to secure our borders. It is my belief that
Speaker 1: books such as this bring a better understanding through fiction.
Speaker 1: This will help to bring it awakening, which has been
Speaker 1: smothered by the entrenched leftist mindset that dominates the creative
Speaker 1: media in this country today. I no end have worked
Speaker 1: with Steven Seagal, who was a law enforcement officer. You
Speaker 1: have to keep saying that because he's not. Along with
Speaker 1: being an international movie star, also not what Steven Seagal is.
Speaker 1: He has an unusual understanding of the world in which
Speaker 1: this story takes place. During his time with my office,
Speaker 1: he proved his skills as a fugitive hunter when he
Speaker 1: arrested one of our top fugitives within forty eight hours
Speaker 1: after beginning the search for him. He brought us way
Speaker 1: of getting the job done. You really can. I first
Speaker 1: met Tom Morrissey when he was a chief you at
Speaker 1: Deputy US Marshall for the Federal District of Arizona. We
Speaker 1: came to be close allies and united our agencies as
Speaker 1: we fought the good fight against the evolving threat of
Speaker 1: a legal drugs that we're moving through Arizona. Both of
Speaker 1: these men bring their experiences to life on the pages
Speaker 1: of this book. It is my hope that you have
Speaker 1: not only enjoyed the storyline of the Way of the
Speaker 1: Shadow Wolves, but you will also think about the message
Speaker 1: portrayed here. It is less than a hair's breadth from
Speaker 1: the frightening truth of what is actually happening today in America. Wow,
Speaker 1: like a Fox News wet dream, it really is. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I kind of suspect it might be a
Speaker 1: better book than Ben Shapiro's that there's not a that's
Speaker 1: not as zero possibility. Yeah, it's literally the lowest bar
Speaker 1: possible for if they don't like cut randomly between viewpoint
Speaker 1: characters without telling you and make it clear like the
Speaker 1: basics of the passage of time. This will be a
Speaker 1: better book than True Allegiance. I'm just, I just I
Speaker 1: think that might be possible because what I what I
Speaker 1: will say, Ben Shapiro has never done anything but been
Speaker 1: been Shapiro. Both of these offers authors have gone out
Speaker 1: in to the world and lived life. They've been terrible lives,
Speaker 1: and they've left huge amounts of human trapnel in their wake.
Speaker 1: But Steven Seagal has been out in the world. You know,
Speaker 1: you can't take that from Stephen Um again, been out
Speaker 1: in the world as a human sex trafficker, but been
Speaker 1: out in the world. Um, I just think it's sorry.
Speaker 1: I I was kind of glossing over a few things
Speaker 1: on his Wikipedia page and I just have to mention this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you mentioned it the first time,
Speaker 1: but he's had a lot of like just along the
Speaker 1: lines of him being some like good fighter or like
Speaker 1: saving the fucking city or state of Arizona or anything,
Speaker 1: but he's had a lot of altercations and like um,
Speaker 1: criticism of the stunt people he works with. And in
Speaker 1: one instance, I have to read this all out in
Speaker 1: one instant, they made him crap his pants. Yes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we did it too. Part er on Stephen.
Speaker 1: I thought that was part of it. I'm just I
Speaker 1: cannot this guy has like, oh it's always time to
Speaker 1: ship on him, like in every way it's metaphorically am not.
Speaker 1: Can't believe this one person has all this ship Yeah
Speaker 1: he was. It was a stuntman who was like an
Speaker 1: expert martial artist. And Stephen was like, well, it's impossible
Speaker 1: to choke me out because of my Aikido skills. And
Speaker 1: the guy was like, it's not impossible to choke anyone out. Literally,
Speaker 1: anyone can be choked out if you have a neck,
Speaker 1: and was like, not me, man, And then the guy
Speaker 1: choked him out and he shut his pants because Sills
Speaker 1: said literally he said go and then so he knocked
Speaker 1: he choked him unconscious and then he lost control of
Speaker 1: the bowels. Like what, well, it's just such a such
Speaker 1: a joke. It's an unhinged thing to say, because like,
Speaker 1: anyone can be choked out if you have a throat,
Speaker 1: like he said, yeah, he said, he said he claimed
Speaker 1: he was immune, Like, who do you think he is immune?
Speaker 1: You have a throat, I mean he does have a
Speaker 1: thick ass neck, so maybe he thought that was you
Speaker 1: immune to bullets? Like, you know what, Alex Jones might
Speaker 1: be immune to getting choked out because his neck is
Speaker 1: about as wide around as like a human torso. But
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ not said, yeah, he's got a massive neck.
Speaker 1: It's anyway. I'm just I'm glad that you mentioned that
Speaker 1: in the last one. I just cannot get over all
Speaker 1: these things like his I don't know. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: check out our two part or on Steven Seagal. But
Speaker 1: we have to move in to the preface, which is
Speaker 1: um I think it's just starting with Its appears to
Speaker 1: be a multi pay well. It's a page and a
Speaker 1: half long rant about the deep state. What if the
Speaker 1: deep state is not, as some strive to suggest, unelected
Speaker 1: government officials, generally in the secret intelligence community in the military,
Speaker 1: who run amuck outside the rule of law. What if
Speaker 1: abusive elements of the federal government are very much a
Speaker 1: part of the deep state, but they should be seen
Speaker 1: as the best of the servant class, not the masters.
Speaker 1: That's not a sentence. What if abusive evidence very much.
Speaker 1: I have to diagram this sentence to you. We're doing
Speaker 1: this again. Sorry. What if abusive elements of the general
Speaker 1: government are very much a part of the deep state comma,
Speaker 1: but they should be seen as the best of the
Speaker 1: servant class dash not the master's question mark, what is
Speaker 1: that saying? That's not a sentence, It's all the paragraph
Speaker 1: is nonsensical because he's saying, well, people say the deep
Speaker 1: state is unelected government officials, you know, acting outside of
Speaker 1: the rule of law. But what if the deep state
Speaker 1: is really elements of the federal government being abusive. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you're saying, Like, what if the deep state isn't
Speaker 1: government officials abusing the law, but it's instead government officials
Speaker 1: abusing the law? Like what what? What? What? Like cyclical
Speaker 1: weird point to make? Like what you, Sharine, I have
Speaker 1: to I'm a man who can admit when he's wrong,
Speaker 1: and like Steven Seagal, I started this by saying this
Speaker 1: might be a better book than True Allegiance, I no
Speaker 1: longer believe that. Well, that's what I think of you.
Speaker 1: I think I was just impressed by the writing quality
Speaker 1: that Joe R. Pio represented, which which is leaps and
Speaker 1: bounds above this first paragraph of the preface. Um, I
Speaker 1: apologize this is terrible. I mean both of them have
Speaker 1: truly like terrible, Uh front covers, like, like, both of
Speaker 1: them have the most absurd front covers. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: which one is worse. The font on Ben Shapiro's what
Speaker 1: is that? What I'll give Ben Shapiro's I think is
Speaker 1: like competent bad airline fiction. As in, if I if
Speaker 1: I didn't if I didn't know who Ben Shapiro was,
Speaker 1: if I was just walking through an airport bookstore and
Speaker 1: I saw that cover alongside twenty other like James Patterson
Speaker 1: and whatever, it wouldn't stand out. I wouldn't be like, well,
Speaker 1: that's a particularly bad cover. I would be like, well,
Speaker 1: this looks like the kind of book you buy in
Speaker 1: an airport because your kindle broke um. I think the
Speaker 1: Way of the Shadow Wolves, I would be like, the
Speaker 1: funk is going on with this piece of ship? Yeah, Robert,
Speaker 1: how is his punctuation? Is he overusing the comma like
Speaker 1: Ben or held? So far we're two sentences in and
Speaker 1: neither of them are legally sentences. So what if the
Speaker 1: state was the Deep State? I am walking away impressed
Speaker 1: with Joe R. Pio's writing quality because he at least
Speaker 1: wrote proper sentences broadly speaking. So second paragraph, what if
Speaker 1: the Deep State begins with one of the world's largest
Speaker 1: churches and one of the world's most powerful families who
Speaker 1: control London Wall Street as well as the Central Bank. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're getting cat we're getting Vatican and rothschild conspiracies.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I wonder how much anti cinematism in
Speaker 1: this because when you talk about the most powerful families
Speaker 1: who control London and Wall Street in the central banks,
Speaker 1: you're talking about the Jews. That's like, not that they do,
Speaker 1: but that's what you are. If you're writing right wing
Speaker 1: fiction and you talk about the family that controls all
Speaker 1: of the banks, you're doing it. You're doing a racism. Um,
Speaker 1: even if you don't say the Jews, you're doing a racism.
Speaker 1: What if God can sorry, just to go back to
Speaker 1: our hearty say his last name are Pio. So in
Speaker 1: the Phoenix New Times they wrote a piece in Team
Speaker 1: that was like the most the nine most insane parts
Speaker 1: of Steven Seagal's novel. But part of it is that
Speaker 1: Joe are our Pio admitted he hasn't read it like
Speaker 1: he did that he said, I can tell you, as
Speaker 1: America's longest running sheriff, that this book is absolutely accurate.
Speaker 1: And then why would I. Yeah, in this article, he
Speaker 1: goes on to say he's very busy, he's got a
Speaker 1: lot on his play, and it quotes I've been busy
Speaker 1: doing a lot of things things. I mean, I will
Speaker 1: say this. One of those things was apparently basic proofreading
Speaker 1: um because Jesus Christ, I just had to mention that.
Speaker 1: I just think it's so crazy that someone not only conlien,
Speaker 1: would admit that multiple times. So we don't know, we're
Speaker 1: not Here's the second part of the second paragraph. What
Speaker 1: if government's failed to nationalize the central banks, leaving the
Speaker 1: deep state to be controlled by one of the world's
Speaker 1: largest churches and one of its most powerful families with
Speaker 1: their personally appointed agents throughout the world of finance. What
Speaker 1: if the greatest crimes against humanity occur at the banking level,
Speaker 1: where bankers are able to manipulate interest rates in foreign
Speaker 1: exchange rates, create billions in digital cast without backing manufactured
Speaker 1: derivatives they sell to unwitting investors, and start wars to
Speaker 1: impact the price of oil and other commodities. Would have
Speaker 1: beneath the bankers or political parties generally two parties per
Speaker 1: country that conspire to exclude all other political parties and
Speaker 1: independence from power. What if in the United States, one
Speaker 1: party controls seventeen percent of the other of eligible voters
Speaker 1: and the other party controlscent of eligible voters. What if
Speaker 1: another Okay, so this is like sovereign citizenship was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean funck banks. But you're clearly saying bankers are
Speaker 1: controlling world government in like a like a like a
Speaker 1: race is um way um. And also your issue is
Speaker 1: not so much stuff like I don't know the I
Speaker 1: m f um pushing austerity on countries that like primarily
Speaker 1: damages the global South and cut support systems out from
Speaker 1: under large numbers of poor people who have had resources
Speaker 1: stolen from them for decades by the West. You're talking
Speaker 1: about like they they're not backed by the gold standard.
Speaker 1: That's your issue is that, like the fan doesn't use
Speaker 1: the gold standard. You have no issue with like any
Speaker 1: of the actual funked up ship that the International finance
Speaker 1: uh whatever you want to call it does. Um Okay,
Speaker 1: so uh dah dah. What if the mainstream media is
Speaker 1: a complicit partner with the banking, political, and intelligence communities.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Joe R. Pios said anything about I
Speaker 1: don't know when a bunch of journalists revealed the Panama
Speaker 1: Papers and how rich people were hiding trillions in wealth,
Speaker 1: and then some of those journalists, one of them was
Speaker 1: killed with a car bomb. Not a word on that,
Speaker 1: just bake news coing with the banks. Would you have
Speaker 1: plenty of journalists like establishment guys, but like journalists died
Speaker 1: to reveal the kind of crimes that you clearly have
Speaker 1: no issue with because you're angry that we're not on
Speaker 1: the gold standard, you fucking weirdos um I do have
Speaker 1: one more tangent. Whenever you're ready for me to go
Speaker 1: into it, I would love for you to continue. I
Speaker 1: just okay, I can't, okay, I have to read this next, okay,
Speaker 1: please please please? What if the universities are also complicit
Speaker 1: in the deep state narrative. What if most history taught
Speaker 1: us a lie? What a few realized that the Pulitzer
Speaker 1: Prize was created to honor the man who invented yellow journalism,
Speaker 1: the original fake news in which massive lives were told
Speaker 1: and you to justify wars. What if universities have refused
Speaker 1: for decades to actually study and publicize the true cost
Speaker 1: of specific policies, products, and behaviors. Because they've been incentivized
Speaker 1: by commercial interest to overlook the fact that most of
Speaker 1: what the West produces is both wasteful and harmful to
Speaker 1: human health in the environment. Um cool I reading was
Speaker 1: very impressive. Yeah, and it's always like, again, what makes
Speaker 1: this I guess potential. I don't think this was effective propaganda.
Speaker 1: There's elements of truth in that, but also like, this
Speaker 1: is a guy who clearly thinks when he talks about
Speaker 1: universities not treating real history, he wants them to teach
Speaker 1: that Thomas Jefferson never repeatedly raped a child slave. Like,
Speaker 1: it's not that he wants them to teach I don't
Speaker 1: know about how the US repeatedly intervened in Guatemala and
Speaker 1: backed death squads that resulted in the genocide of a
Speaker 1: quarter of a million Maya and other indigenous people. It's
Speaker 1: not that he wants them to talk more about the
Speaker 1: Trail of Tears or talk more about the bombing of Cambodia.
Speaker 1: It's that it's history doesn't talk about how fucking rad
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson was right. Yeah, I mean he's right about Pulitzer,
Speaker 1: who was who was kind of trash um. So again,
Speaker 1: so far it is more reasonable than Ben Shapiro's book.
Speaker 1: I will give it that. That's all. That's a lot
Speaker 1: to say after everything I've heard. You know, so he
Speaker 1: just is ranting about like clearly stuff that like the
Speaker 1: way he frames it, you could interpret this in a
Speaker 1: way that's like not entirely wrong, but also it's clear
Speaker 1: by some of the things he says that number one,
Speaker 1: he's ranting about the Rothschild's largely and number two he's
Speaker 1: angry at the deep state for not for and like
Speaker 1: angry at the colleges for talking about you know, us
Speaker 1: crimes against humanity and ship Um like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: nonsense stuff. It ends on the paragraph what if this
Speaker 1: book is dedicated to the Constitution in the Republic, would
Speaker 1: the answers to the preceding be in some ways answered? No,
Speaker 1: nothing that you've like this is just a bunch of
Speaker 1: like weird, you're he's repeating the same question over and
Speaker 1: over again. Um, he's not actually making any real statements.
Speaker 1: And I guarantee you this book will not answer any
Speaker 1: of these questions. It's going to be about Steven Seagal
Speaker 1: shooting people to death. Now Shine, before we get into
Speaker 1: chapter one, hit me okay um in the same Phoenix
Speaker 1: New Times thing. So I read in the Wikipedia this
Speaker 1: is about like how gie hot is for being try
Speaker 1: like brought into the state or whatever. So apparently one
Speaker 1: of the plan or like this, the plot behind this
Speaker 1: is that Sharia law is apparently already here in the US,
Speaker 1: and the plan is that Obama is a secret Muslim.
Speaker 1: And then I have to read this one passage where
Speaker 1: they're fighting, like the protagonist gets into a knife fight
Speaker 1: and he dips his blade. He dips his blade and
Speaker 1: pigs blood and then he sticks it in that guy
Speaker 1: and it says, how does that pig blood feel, asshole?
Speaker 1: Is it starting to course through your veins? Maybe even
Speaker 1: pissing off the prophet? Maybe off the prophet? O, my god.
Speaker 1: And then and then it continues. It says, I have
Speaker 1: a special delivery from you from the prophet. He laughs,
Speaker 1: and then uh, he does a deep stab into the
Speaker 1: Persian's throat. This is a quote from the book, killing
Speaker 1: him instantly. He drops to the ground on his way
Speaker 1: to meet Allah. Oh my god, it's worse than I thought.
Speaker 1: Calling him the vision is really of course, um, I
Speaker 1: just amazing. There's so much like I uh skipped over
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. But there is a lot of
Speaker 1: disgusting things that he says about Muslims. And because I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just I didn't think it was this.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, but it's this. It's based on like a
Speaker 1: really a basic, very basic misunderstanding of Islam, which is
Speaker 1: that like, because something is haram, it's like kryptonite to Muslims,
Speaker 1: when in actuality, the prophet said, you can if you're
Speaker 1: going to starve, it's okay to eat pork to save
Speaker 1: your life or your family's life. Like I'm not, We're
Speaker 1: not out of our mind. It's like with with ramadan
Speaker 1: um you can eat during Ramadan during the day if
Speaker 1: you're like fighting in a war and you need to,
Speaker 1: like if you're sick, Like it's not an unread it's
Speaker 1: not a like again, he treats like a thing that's like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's best to avoid this, which every religion has ship
Speaker 1: like that, including whatever religion he follows in tree, like
Speaker 1: Muslims will explode if you touch them the bigs, like
Speaker 1: I mean they all do it. Yeah, yeah, Like growing up,
Speaker 1: I had that reaction to just would like pet my peers,
Speaker 1: like I'd go to a party and they'd be like
Speaker 1: alcohol there, and even though I've had alcohol before, they'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, they'll show this to Shari and or
Speaker 1: like there was pepperoni pizza or something. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not hallal. It's just because like that trickles down
Speaker 1: to people sit they're being funny. The second time I
Speaker 1: went to Iraq, I smuggled a bunch of cooked bacon
Speaker 1: packages because my fixer, my best friend over in Iraq,
Speaker 1: really wanted to try bacon and hadn't had a chance
Speaker 1: to and like had no issues smuggling. And also the
Speaker 1: drunkest I have ever been on a plane in my
Speaker 1: life has been Air Emirates, and the guy pouring the
Speaker 1: drinks was a Muslim man who I don't believe had
Speaker 1: ever drank because of how he mixed the drinks. But
Speaker 1: they were strong as fuck, which is why I got
Speaker 1: why I vomited on an aircraft several times. But I
Speaker 1: made it to the It was fine. It was fine.
Speaker 1: I guess they're in the mild high club now in
Speaker 1: a different way. The amazing thing about Air Emirates is
Speaker 1: you can just ask them for four double screwdrivers and
Speaker 1: they'll bring you all four at once they have. They
Speaker 1: don't give ship. It's amazing. Hey, if you're paying, that's
Speaker 1: all they care about. Yeah, that is all they give
Speaker 1: a shit about. Um. It's fucking rad. Anyway. I just
Speaker 1: love that like right wing thing where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you you guys, as Christians, they're ship in
Speaker 1: the Bible. You do that. The Bible says don't do it,
Speaker 1: but download. Yeah. Like there are members of Congress and
Speaker 1: people like politicians saying terrible things about Muslims due still
Speaker 1: to this current day. Like, yeah, I went to a
Speaker 1: mega church as a kid that had an a t M,
Speaker 1: which I'm pretty sure is money changing in a temple.
Speaker 1: I think it may. I think in Jesus's eyes it
Speaker 1: would have been like, well, yeah, that's you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing that in the fucking church. I literally the only
Speaker 1: time I assaulted people was over this um anyway. Anyway, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just needed to mention that wingers horrid and terrible
Speaker 1: and I just can't believe that's in a published book.
Speaker 1: I can't buy it. Yeah, they sell bullets that have
Speaker 1: at least touched pig blood. Um. Yeah, from defensive ammunition
Speaker 1: piece through pork. Um. It's not available anymore. It was
Speaker 1: at some point this is looks like two weird to
Speaker 1: me because also Jewish people are in the paints, so
Speaker 1: they yeah, Jewish people can't. Well, anyone who buys these
Speaker 1: bullets would be happy shooting a Jewish person too. I
Speaker 1: guess that's there with cheehog Abbo. You don't just kill
Speaker 1: an Islama's terrorist, you also send him to Hell. That
Speaker 1: should give would be martyrs something to think about before
Speaker 1: they launch an attack. Um, no, that's not in the religion.
Speaker 1: He was like, you should avoid eating pork. He didn't
Speaker 1: say if pig blood touched you go to Hell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be I don't think Islam would exist as
Speaker 1: a religion if if Mohammed had been like, by the way,
Speaker 1: if a pig touches you, you go to you go
Speaker 1: to you go to the Hell. Immediately, people would be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is kind of like what yeah, sorry to go
Speaker 1: on this tangent. I just yeah again, but it's it's
Speaker 1: also it says that they might have plans for a sequel.
Speaker 1: According to Morrissey, oh fingers crossed, fingers crossed. The only
Speaker 1: way it could be better is if they brought in
Speaker 1: the musician Morrissey who might actually work with them on this,
Speaker 1: and it's it's the musician Morrissey teaming up with Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal to fight from Antifa, probably anti yeah, probably Antifa
Speaker 1: probably Yeah. Okay, so chapters. We start with chapter zero one,
Speaker 1: which in and of itself is kind of baffling. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know we're gonna start with before we get into
Speaker 1: chapter zero one, sharene, I'm not going to say Raytheon again,
Speaker 1: and I already did that joke. We already died Raytheon.
Speaker 1: But there's other things advertise on us. You know. It
Speaker 1: could be dick pills, it could be machetes, dangerous dietary supplements. Um,
Speaker 1: really could be stuff that's basically speed because thanks to
Speaker 1: the State of Utah, dietary supplements are effectively unregulated in
Speaker 1: the United States. Um, there's a lot of for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: discount code. Your heart will explode because this is just
Speaker 1: uncut e fedra. Okay, d Yeah, yeah, your heart will
Speaker 1: explode because this is just uncut e fedra. Um. That's
Speaker 1: that's our discount code for off what is effectively speed.
Speaker 1: But it has a guy with muscles on the bottle,
Speaker 1: so it's a it's a yeah, it's unregulated America. Joe
Speaker 1: r Pios America. Alright, so we're back and we're talking
Speaker 1: about the Way of the Shadow Wolves. Chapter zero, on
Speaker 1: tribal Police America's frontline in the Desert. It starts in
Speaker 1: italics with the paragraph that's setting the scene. So, Sharne,
Speaker 1: close your eyes, close your eyes. I want you, I
Speaker 1: want I want to. I wanted you to embody this world.
Speaker 1: I want you to to taste it and smell it
Speaker 1: and all. All okay, my eyes are closed, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: This is a meditation for the day too. I skip
Speaker 1: meditation this morning. In a darkened Arizona movie theater, a
Speaker 1: somber male voice provides commentary over the Native American chanting
Speaker 1: and drumming that plays in the background of a documentary film.
Speaker 1: Perhaps the great greatest morality play in American history is
Speaker 1: what occurred in the struggle between Indian tribes and those
Speaker 1: in the US government who were hell bent on civilizing them.
Speaker 1: Throughout history, the conquering of the land that once belonged
Speaker 1: to Native American tribes, which were actually nations in their
Speaker 1: own right, by those who migrated here from other parts
Speaker 1: of the world was a legacy of cruelty and bloodshed.
Speaker 1: So far, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. I was
Speaker 1: just expecting the other foot to shooting or half because
Speaker 1: again we know he thinks the Texas Rangers who helped
Speaker 1: to do this were that as hell. So yeah, he
Speaker 1: talks about, you know, the forced relocations of two different tribes,
Speaker 1: the trail of tears, the bureau closed by the way. Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: the government encouraged the creation of tribal constitutions, out of
Speaker 1: which came the tribal police departments. Within these departments was
Speaker 1: the genesis of the Great Trackers, many of whom were
Speaker 1: shadow wolves. Um. I have to know before we make
Speaker 1: fun of this, if this is a thing he's invented,
Speaker 1: or if it's a real concept, he's just butchering. I
Speaker 1: really hope it's just some fiction bullshit because I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this is a real Immigrations and Customs
Speaker 1: enforcement tactical patrol tactical unit. It's part of ICE, the
Speaker 1: smugglers through uh Tohno odom Nation territory. Um. So it's
Speaker 1: an ICE think, it's not like some Native Americans. It's
Speaker 1: an ICE. It's an ICE unit. They're the first federal
Speaker 1: law enforcement agents allowed to operate on Tohno land. Uh.
Speaker 1: They are part of a treaty with the Tono where
Speaker 1: the U. S. Government agreed that officers of this unit
Speaker 1: would have at least one fourth Native American ancestry. Um,
Speaker 1: there's only like fifteen of these dudes. But this is
Speaker 1: a real thing. I guess. Um, Okay, that's an actual
Speaker 1: This is an actual thing. Does that mean I can't
Speaker 1: make fun of it? No, I think we can make
Speaker 1: fun of Steven Seagal's coverage of it. Also the Sonic
Speaker 1: the Hedgehog film, Dr robot Nick remarks that he learned
Speaker 1: his tracking skills from shadow Wolves. So there you go,
Speaker 1: Sharine Well, famed famous shadow Wolves. Dr robot Nick and
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal. Um, this is a real thing. It's a
Speaker 1: part of ice, which makes me inherently suspicious. But it's
Speaker 1: also the result of Native Americans getting a treaty with
Speaker 1: the government where they agreed, if you'll let feds onto
Speaker 1: your land, will make sure they have indigenous ancestry. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not gonna sounds like that's not
Speaker 1: my call make So there you go. Yeah, of course, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a thing that happened. Something that happened? Yeah, or
Speaker 1: is that exists? The closing moments of the film arrived,
Speaker 1: and the credits start to roll. As the narrator continues,
Speaker 1: Native Americans have an innate and powerful spiritual connection with
Speaker 1: the earth and it's creatures, and understanding of the true
Speaker 1: nature of all that is on this planet and how
Speaker 1: it works in the perfect balance of cause and effect.
Speaker 1: An elite group within the Native American communities known as
Speaker 1: shadow Wolves are part of this perfect balance and are
Speaker 1: the best of the best, with the ability to see
Speaker 1: what can't be seen with the eyes they know without
Speaker 1: having to be taught. They blend in easily with the night.
Speaker 1: Right from wrong is ingrained in their souls, which makes
Speaker 1: them able to stand against evil no matter the cost.
Speaker 1: So superhero like, Yeah, that's what we're Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: we're being led to believe. I'm sure they're good at tracking,
Speaker 1: you know, and of course, but like a long history
Speaker 1: of Indigenous people tracking for the US and sometimes against
Speaker 1: Like there would be Apache trackers that would help the
Speaker 1: US government hunt down Apache bands because they probably had
Speaker 1: no other choice. Yeah, I'm not. I mean, obviously that's
Speaker 1: too complex of history for US to just like happened.
Speaker 1: There's certainly criticisms of those guys, absolutely, but it happened. Um.
Speaker 1: And then there were Native American code talkers Navajo code
Speaker 1: talkers in particular, um, who helped during World War Two
Speaker 1: because nobody in the axis understood what they were saying. UM,
Speaker 1: which I think is less problematic because you know the
Speaker 1: fucking Nazis um. So yeah, whatever, It's like, this ice
Speaker 1: unit is part of a long tradition. You could say.
Speaker 1: A man sits alone quietly watching the film in the
Speaker 1: back of the darkened theater. He stares in his seat
Speaker 1: and comments to himself, it's about time. John God rises
Speaker 1: slowly from his seat. So we're writing all this in
Speaker 1: present tints, which is baffling, A weird call to make.
Speaker 1: He still and continues viewing as he backs up, slowly
Speaker 1: making his way out of the theater. So he gets
Speaker 1: up from watching a movie and backs up out of
Speaker 1: the waking of the movie theater. Yes, they specifically let
Speaker 1: us know that he bought walks back out of the
Speaker 1: movie theater. That's the end of chapter one. Is this
Speaker 1: guy who is a John Goad is his his self
Speaker 1: insert shadow wolf character who is watching alone in a
Speaker 1: movie theater, a movie about the thing that he is.
Speaker 1: And then he then walks backwards out of the theater
Speaker 1: so he can watch the credits. That's a baffling opening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really paints an image. Chapter two, Deep State in
Speaker 1: the Desert. The Arizona Desert sky was full of color
Speaker 1: as the sunset and the spirit of the night began
Speaker 1: to stir. The clouds a brilliant orange. We're hanging on
Speaker 1: the horizon with sunwight rays lighting them from the bottom
Speaker 1: up as the daylight crept behind them. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what a sentence. We have to diagram again. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: The clouds comma a brilliant orange comma. We're hanging on
Speaker 1: the horizon with sun rays lighting them from the bottom
Speaker 1: up as the daylight crept behind the mountains. Comma off
Speaker 1: in the distance, but not too far from where a
Speaker 1: man named John Goad was standing. Period. Wow, we're reaching
Speaker 1: Shapiro levels already, I am. I'm very impressed so far.
Speaker 1: Can you remind me the protective name one more time?
Speaker 1: Are they going to always call him? Yeah, he has
Speaker 1: a longer name. Um. Yeah, there's a dust devil yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this tall, lean man who in the approaching darkness could
Speaker 1: easily have been confused with a seguaro cactus. I spent
Speaker 1: a lot of time in the Arizona desert at night.
Speaker 1: I've never confused a man for a seguaro. But and
Speaker 1: maybe at a great distance, I guess, um, I do
Speaker 1: want to say, I just up. Yeah, the last name goed.
Speaker 1: The origin is it's a name for a person who
Speaker 1: has performed good deeds and acts of kindness. So Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal human trafficker. He's also tall and lean, which Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal certainly is not a lean man anyway. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: projecting awhere here, Yeah, this is his self insert for sure?
Speaker 1: Is that this isn't the ideal man. He's going to
Speaker 1: be an uberman? For sure. He was fully away. Are
Speaker 1: of a man standing behind him about eighty feet away
Speaker 1: in the desert foliage. At first, that man seemed to
Speaker 1: be taking photos of the evening desert that lay some
Speaker 1: thirty miles south of Phoenix and less than ten miles
Speaker 1: ten seconds from Washington, d C. What At first, that
Speaker 1: man seemed to be taking photos of the evening desert
Speaker 1: that thirty miles south of Phoenix and less than ten
Speaker 1: seconds from d C. How what that doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense anyway. The Native maybe, I guess he through the
Speaker 1: Internet or something like a smartphone. I guess, yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: the Native American John Nan tan Goad had classic chiseled
Speaker 1: features and was born and raised on the reservation, which
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal was not, leaving it at age eighteen and
Speaker 1: after graduating high school to join the United States Marines,
Speaker 1: which Steven Seagal also didn't do. It was clear even
Speaker 1: in boot camp that he had something unique going on
Speaker 1: that had its genesis in the words of his grandfather,
Speaker 1: who had taught him the old ways starting when he
Speaker 1: was thirteen years old. I can't diagram all these sentences.
Speaker 1: I just need you, the listener, to know none of
Speaker 1: them are legal sentences. This book is a crime against
Speaker 1: Grammar in a way that he's already surpassed, surpassed Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 1: Well again, I couldn't have been more wrong when I
Speaker 1: said this might be better. I was just shocked by
Speaker 1: the quality of Joe R. Pio's writing. It takes it
Speaker 1: takes a very big person to admit they were wrong
Speaker 1: about two very horrible things. I will say this, Joe R.
Speaker 1: Pio hired someone who knew how to broadly speaking craft
Speaker 1: as sentence um, and this Morrissey guy did not. His
Speaker 1: spirit was totally connected to the land. He knew that
Speaker 1: when he walked this desert, he was just stepping where
Speaker 1: many brave, bold and sometimes naive men who preceded him
Speaker 1: once walked. He could feel their energy and since their
Speaker 1: spirit with the ways things were playing out in their culture,
Speaker 1: how they had been led down a path of total
Speaker 1: dependence on an elite group of politicians who were concerned
Speaker 1: only with absolute power, nothing more, nothing less. He's thinking
Speaker 1: about a lot of weird shit. He can hear what
Speaker 1: sounded like clicking behind him as the sound rode the
Speaker 1: desert air to his animal like ears. What, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we got a real lagulist. What do your elf? I
Speaker 1: see a moment? Yeah, yeah. There were others who had
Speaker 1: joined the man, but there was no conversation accompanying their arrival.
Speaker 1: The one with the camera device used hand signals to
Speaker 1: it's just a camera. You can just call it a
Speaker 1: we know what a camera. It's not, okay, used hand
Speaker 1: signals to communicate with them. About twenty feet from where
Speaker 1: John was standing was a rise in the land. He
Speaker 1: proceeded with what he was doing despite the action behind him,
Speaker 1: moving slowly through it while shaking his fist in the air.
Speaker 1: This was his grandfather's old way as method of bidding
Speaker 1: the sun a good night and asking it to return
Speaker 1: in the morning. As he was ceremonially dancing and chanting
Speaker 1: towards the rise, he suddenly dropped to his knees. There
Speaker 1: he began his shaman natured ritual, celebrating the spirit of
Speaker 1: the wolf, the dominant creature of the night. As he chanted,
Speaker 1: a shadowy wolf slowly approached him out of the encroaching darkness,
Speaker 1: kissed his forehead and stood there for a moment watching him. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't believe this is authentic in any way. Um?
Speaker 1: Was that even a question? Man? No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: just I have to I have to state this because
Speaker 1: one second, let's let's there's a question we have to
Speaker 1: ask Google because come across this. Um, I want to
Speaker 1: know if Steven Seagal has any native ancest I looked
Speaker 1: it up. I looked it up and a lot of
Speaker 1: people just say he's claimed it, and he's like, he's
Speaker 1: spitely claimed it. Yeah, he like made well he has
Speaker 1: Russian because it was given to Jewish immigrants. Yeah, his
Speaker 1: grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants. His mother had English, German
Speaker 1: and Irish and dust Dutch ancestry. Um. I think he's
Speaker 1: actually of evidence that he has Native Americans. He's really
Speaker 1: tried to like sell it though. There are multiple articles
Speaker 1: where like he has taken a reporter to like meet
Speaker 1: with the elders of the Mohawk tribe and like he's
Speaker 1: really trying to convince people. They're like he says, like
Speaker 1: he's speaking, he feels a spiritual connection. He's like the
Speaker 1: Rachel Dole is all of Uh, this is full of shit. Um.
Speaker 1: And I want to make it clear that I don't
Speaker 1: Number one, I would be surprised if any of these
Speaker 1: are actual, uh indigenous rituals. Um. But even if they are,
Speaker 1: we're not mocking indigenous rituals. Were mocking Steven Seagal, who
Speaker 1: is culturally appropriating something that is has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with him. Which is not to say, like, obviously, if
Speaker 1: you're writing fiction, you can write in indigenous characters and
Speaker 1: and and stuff like that, Like obviously you're not limited
Speaker 1: to just writing people who are in your ethnic group
Speaker 1: or religious group or whatever. Um. This is a bit
Speaker 1: different than that because he this character is Steven Seagal
Speaker 1: doing indigenous magic that he claims he can do, because
Speaker 1: he lies and says that this is actually him. So
Speaker 1: again that's what's wrong here, not wrong as an author
Speaker 1: to to to write about cultures other than your own
Speaker 1: and in fact, but also like how you avoid whitewashing ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like, look, let's just say even if he does
Speaker 1: have some clay to that ancestry, even if he and
Speaker 1: if this is bad writing, he's purporting or like explaining
Speaker 1: all these rituals and like his grandmother taught him. This
Speaker 1: grandfather taught him that. Like that's definitely not true, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So everything he's saying to me
Speaker 1: is bullshit. And his grandparents are Russian Jewish immigrants. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: there's no way he understands that upbringing. Well, and I
Speaker 1: have to this, like he does this ritual and a
Speaker 1: wolf kisses him, and it's like, you know, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite documentaries is Grizzly Man, which is about this
Speaker 1: this white dude who like went to live with grizzly
Speaker 1: bears for years in the Alaskan wilderness and eventually they
Speaker 1: killed him and one of the things that Werner Herzog
Speaker 1: does that's very good is he talks to indigenous Alaskans
Speaker 1: about what do they think of this guy? And they're like,
Speaker 1: he was really reckless. You don't we know, you don't
Speaker 1: funk with those animals. They're number one, very dangerous predators,
Speaker 1: but number two, by directly interacting with them, you're in
Speaker 1: dangering them because if they kill a person, the government's
Speaker 1: going to want to kill that bear or whatever. Like
Speaker 1: all of this seems wrong to me, is what I'm saying. Um, Yeah,
Speaker 1: great documentary though, Yes, great documentary. After a moment, the
Speaker 1: animal turned and looked at the men, who had stopped
Speaker 1: dead in their tracks as they approached from behind. The
Speaker 1: mysterious wolf's fierce eyes glared at them as they froze
Speaker 1: in place. He then slowly turned his glance back to
Speaker 1: the need of kneeling Native American, kissing his forehead again
Speaker 1: before disappearing back into the shadows to forehead, give him two,
Speaker 1: gives him too. This Wolf loves Steven Seagal. John heard
Speaker 1: movement coming from what sounded like three men. He got
Speaker 1: back to his feet and continued dancing his way into
Speaker 1: the darkness. He went behind the rise where he was
Speaker 1: able to observe them but they could not see him.
Speaker 1: He was a ghost warrior known as a shadow wolf.
Speaker 1: Third time we've had the shadow wolves explained to us here,
Speaker 1: which is good writing. You need to three times explain
Speaker 1: a very basic point one who could easily blend with
Speaker 1: a night And then this is just a whole sentence
Speaker 1: disappeared to the darkness at will, lacking a couple of
Speaker 1: things to make it actually a sentence. He already dance
Speaker 1: into the darkness, though, yeah, he keeps doing he's dancing
Speaker 1: into the darkness. He's also being So they're going after
Speaker 1: cartel guys. It looks like here, yeah, and they're like
Speaker 1: apparently smuggling jats. That's like the plots like yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but in this scene they're going after cartel supply lines
Speaker 1: and he's singing um, which I think actual indigenous trackers
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't sing wow. Potentially going into dangerous territory with
Speaker 1: people who wanted to kill them that they were tracking
Speaker 1: to probably be very quiet because yeah silent anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think in general, if you track and hunt dangerous things,
Speaker 1: you don't sing, because it's you have to remind the
Speaker 1: people though that their Native American characters with all these
Speaker 1: rituals they were if they weren't chanting. Um, okay, so
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ suddenly so yeah, he's he sees these these
Speaker 1: people who are I guess tracking John, and he's tracking
Speaker 1: them and then they disappear when the wolf sees them, Uh,
Speaker 1: he pulls a gun, but they're already gone. I thought
Speaker 1: that we had gotten them all, but maybe I was wrong.
Speaker 1: Never underestimate the deep State, was John's lingering thought. We
Speaker 1: don't know actually who these guys are, what they're doing,
Speaker 1: but apparently they're the deep State, we learned, and like
Speaker 1: it was unclear up to this point if they were
Speaker 1: part of his shadow wolf unit that he was moving
Speaker 1: through the desert with. I don't know, okay so um.
Speaker 1: A few days earlier, things that started to get strange
Speaker 1: when he began hearing from a confidential informant that there
Speaker 1: were black SUVs doing a lot of driving in the
Speaker 1: night out where nobody was then who reported it. Um.
Speaker 1: He mentioned that a young tribal member who might be
Speaker 1: of some help to him for a price. John made
Speaker 1: it his business to find that person so he can
Speaker 1: get an idea of what he knew about the going
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. The Big law Man tracked him down at
Speaker 1: the casino where he worked part time as a gopher
Speaker 1: errand boy. He quickly engaged the errand boy in conversation.
Speaker 1: So we're just really more than we need to be
Speaker 1: explained here. Um. So he starts talking with this guy
Speaker 1: who saw the weird people. Uh, duh, duh. John didn't
Speaker 1: have so okay, um, come on, man, before you go
Speaker 1: acting like you don't believe me. You want me to
Speaker 1: show you where it's at. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: The range young Indian was gangly and of average height,
Speaker 1: dark complexion, with long black hair, and a constant, slightly
Speaker 1: hopeful smile. He wore a black billy Jack style flat
Speaker 1: top cowboy hat in his early twenties. He didn't light
Speaker 1: up the sky with his brilliance. John didn't have to
Speaker 1: think much before taking him away. He didn't light up
Speaker 1: the sky. He's dumb. He's dumb. Yeah. Um, So the
Speaker 1: tall Man drives with him to the campsite where this
Speaker 1: kid saw some ship. It was early afternoon. When they
Speaker 1: got to the campsite, John found an assortment of tire tracks,
Speaker 1: indicating there was more than a little traffic running through there.
Speaker 1: This was a remote area loaded with snakes and scorpions.
Speaker 1: Despite Sweet Tooth that's the kid's nicknames claim of wanting
Speaker 1: to be alone, it made no sense for him to
Speaker 1: be out there in the middle of the night alone,
Speaker 1: but it made a lot of sense for the vehicles
Speaker 1: to be there. It was simple. Maybe the cartel had
Speaker 1: a new corridor. So this kid suspicious yea YadA um okay,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ um John so okay? So, John asked the kid,
Speaker 1: you know, was he out here to find himself? John asked,
Speaker 1: not looking his way as he studied the tracks in
Speaker 1: the direction they were moving well in while he spoke.
Speaker 1: This was a common occurrence in the Arizona Desert between
Speaker 1: the Mexican border in Phoenix. Something he thought extremely dangerous
Speaker 1: and if left unchecked, could Jesus Christ this sentence. This
Speaker 1: was a common occurrence in the Arizona Desert between the
Speaker 1: Mexican border in Phoenix period something comma he thought comma
Speaker 1: extremely dangerous and comma, if left unchecked comma ah uh,
Speaker 1: could cause the eventual destruction of the United States. Not
Speaker 1: a sentence. The deep state within the mainstream media kept
Speaker 1: the eyes of the country on the flood of illegals
Speaker 1: that were coming across the border. They painted them as
Speaker 1: simple people in need of a better life. It was
Speaker 1: a cunning distraction to take the eyes off the drugs
Speaker 1: that billionaire drug lords were pumping into the US. John
Speaker 1: knew why it was working and saw it his collusion
Speaker 1: between the paid off media and the drug lords. His
Speaker 1: sense was that that that the then presidential administration in
Speaker 1: Washington was using the media as their potent tool for
Speaker 1: forwarding their open borders agenda. He felt that they were
Speaker 1: poisoning the minds of many who drank up what they
Speaker 1: were spewing like thirsty nomads in a desert oasis. What
Speaker 1: troubled John even more was that the country was asleep
Speaker 1: when it came to the o T M s or
Speaker 1: other than Mexicans coming across the virtually open southern border
Speaker 1: into the country. Um, yeah, trying to so other than
Speaker 1: Mexicans are coming into a Symbologi Hotti caliphate, That's what
Speaker 1: he calls it. His fear that they were already spread
Speaker 1: throughout the cut. Yeah. You remember when all of those
Speaker 1: ghatis came in through Mexico established I remember that the
Speaker 1: thing that happened, the thing we've been warned about happening
Speaker 1: for fucking years. We didn't. We should have built that wall,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, it's they've been warning, like the right
Speaker 1: has been warning about a Gihati caliphate for fucking ever,
Speaker 1: and like it just never nothing like it ever happened.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like one of those tactics that
Speaker 1: makes everyone fear every Muslim person they see, like they're
Speaker 1: Muslim neighbors and anything that would be like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: part there. I mean, I okay, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've ever said this on this podcast, but I was
Speaker 1: working like two years ago in a production office and
Speaker 1: this boss I had that I had worked with the
Speaker 1: entire year. She knew me very well. She knew I
Speaker 1: was serious, she knew I was raised Muslim. Um we were.
Speaker 1: We gotten to an argument about Scarlett Johansen playing an
Speaker 1: Asia person and goes in the shell, and her argument
Speaker 1: was all about, like, you're an actor, you can transform
Speaker 1: into everything basically, and and I was like, my face
Speaker 1: was a little disgruntled. And she was right across from
Speaker 1: me at the table and I was on my computer
Speaker 1: and she looks at me and sees my resting face,
Speaker 1: which is I guess mad, and she's like, oh, Sherine's
Speaker 1: about to go Gihad on us, and the entire my lass,
Speaker 1: the entire laughs, and I'm like, stunt, this is not
Speaker 1: a stranger, this is someone who knows me very well. Um,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I didn't know what to say. It
Speaker 1: was just like the only thing I can utter was
Speaker 1: that wasn't appropriate, and then I was silent and then
Speaker 1: just kept laughing at me, like you're so pc or whatever.
Speaker 1: Um no, that's not what the fuck I know? I know,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't. Really a lot of my income because
Speaker 1: I'm freelance, was coming from this one person. So I
Speaker 1: regret to have I never reported it because I was like,
Speaker 1: I need money, right, I mean, that's often how it works,
Speaker 1: right is Anyway, My whole point is that everyone thinks
Speaker 1: every Muslim person is part of the jhad calife. Yeah
Speaker 1: for sure, or they're like one step away from blowing
Speaker 1: up physically. Yeah. Um, it's a good it's a good country, Sharine,
Speaker 1: We're doing great. Anyway. That's just my old tangent. He
Speaker 1: starts to build a connection with this kid who's into
Speaker 1: something sketchy and seems to be like he's young and
Speaker 1: he's dumb, and he's on a bad path. And John
Speaker 1: Nantan Goad thinks about his own upbringing with his grandfather
Speaker 1: who taught him the ancient ways always in quotation marks.
Speaker 1: When he says old ways or ancient ways, it's always
Speaker 1: in quotation marks, and he does it like every page. Uh.
Speaker 1: He thought about the way he was guided and kept
Speaker 1: on the path by two people who cared about him,
Speaker 1: and the way his life should be. Did sweet Tooth
Speaker 1: have anything like that in his life? My name is
Speaker 1: John Goad, John Nantan Goad, he answered, with a trace
Speaker 1: of sensitivity. Cool. I like that. You are this quiet
Speaker 1: guy who moves around like no one I have ever seen.
Speaker 1: You are a res man, and yet you ain't. He
Speaker 1: had a curious expression on his face, but he seemed
Speaker 1: sincere in a crude way. How does a dude get
Speaker 1: himself into a job like you got? A dude gets
Speaker 1: himself a high school diploma for starters? You got one
Speaker 1: of those? So okay, he's asking about how to be
Speaker 1: a cop. The dialogue is just the worst. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he and this kid, he's he's he's he's mentoring
Speaker 1: this kid um. And then they talk. He talks about
Speaker 1: a crime he saw, probably the Deep State black bag
Speaker 1: and somebody. Um, okay, there was a feeling about this
Speaker 1: place that the sturb John, but he couldn't put his
Speaker 1: finger on what that feeling was. It stirred something in
Speaker 1: his memory that made him feel uneasy, though he couldn't
Speaker 1: quite get where it all came together. It seemed to
Speaker 1: take him back to things his grandfather had warned him
Speaker 1: about when he was spending time learning from the old man. Again,
Speaker 1: every page or a minder that he learned things from
Speaker 1: his grandfather. Um, yeah, he remember being told the spirit
Speaker 1: of a snake in his bloodline and gave and that
Speaker 1: gave him power over some people and many snakes. Um Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how it works either. Um it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he has power over some people and most snakes.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, so that's good. Um, that's a fun
Speaker 1: power to have. Uh Okay. So this just goes on
Speaker 1: and on and on. Um. They have an encounter with
Speaker 1: a guy with a gun. Uh it looks like it's yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, all right. So, um, so he meets
Speaker 1: a Okay, he finds a guy out in the desert
Speaker 1: with a gun and they have a little standoff. Um.
Speaker 1: And then he finds the body of Caucasian woman. Her
Speaker 1: face was totally covered with caked, bloody dirt, dirt, and
Speaker 1: her teeth were all missing. He realized that he most
Speaker 1: likely had them in his pocket. Um, what what what? What?
Speaker 1: How that I must have missed a lot. Oh Okay,
Speaker 1: he finds teeth on the ground and he puts them
Speaker 1: in his pocket, which is not to investigating a crime scene, right,
Speaker 1: you would want to leave clearly, But he puts them
Speaker 1: in his pocket. Then he finds a dead white woman
Speaker 1: who has been horribly brutalized. And yeah, he decides to
Speaker 1: keep this a secret until he's run a DNA test
Speaker 1: and dental records, which again not great law enforcement stuff. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he reports that he's found this body in
Speaker 1: the desert. I'm gonna guess she was murdered by the
Speaker 1: deep State or the g Hottests because it's a white woman,
Speaker 1: so it has to have been the Gee hottests. Um
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, so that's good. Um, yeah, that seems
Speaker 1: to be uh where this God? This is a long
Speaker 1: chapter and it's mostly just these repeated unness assary conversations
Speaker 1: between this kid who we're supposed to see as the
Speaker 1: the guy he's mentoring, um and uh and Steven Seagal's
Speaker 1: self insert character. Um, he does call c s I
Speaker 1: and uh. He does actually report the dead woman eventually,
Speaker 1: so so that's good. Um he eventually doesn't mean he
Speaker 1: eventually does his job. So that's the end of chapter one.
Speaker 1: He thinks it has something to do with the Deep State,
Speaker 1: even though he's just found a dead woman in the desert.
Speaker 1: But he's certain this is this has something to do
Speaker 1: with the deep state. Um, he couldn't shake the notion
Speaker 1: that this could have something to do with the international
Speaker 1: deep state, the hidden actors who played hard with the
Speaker 1: truth and understood the real game and it's dark rules.
Speaker 1: So that's the end of chapter two. Um, if we
Speaker 1: ever come back to this, chapter three start. The title
Speaker 1: of chapter three is hot Girl, Bad Boys. So you
Speaker 1: could be excited for that, Sharine, We're gonna yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're at an hour in fourteen minutes, we've talked about
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal or too much, too long? I mean it
Speaker 1: was okay, I mean Sun is a stretch robber, but yeah,
Speaker 1: fun is a stretch tolerable is a stretch. Not me
Speaker 1: wanting to go off into the desert and kiss a
Speaker 1: wolf is a stretch. Forehead kiss forehead to kiss to
Speaker 1: forehead kisses. That's amazing. He just he wrote that right
Speaker 1: into a book and thought like, this is gonna people
Speaker 1: are gonna this is gonna kill you know, a badass.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. People love it when I Steven Seagal, totally
Speaker 1: real native American, uh kiss get kissed by wolves because
Speaker 1: I'm just so in tune with nature and the wolves
Speaker 1: saved me from the deep state. UM anyway, even you
Speaker 1: saying that it's just funny to me, it's it's nonsense.
Speaker 1: Like I said, we may or may not come back
Speaker 1: to this, We'll see how people like it. It's I
Speaker 1: think worth at least getting into the bones of this
Speaker 1: nightmare story. Sharine. I do want to say I have apologize.
Speaker 1: I didn't know we're talking about Stephen Segal today until
Speaker 1: rite when we were recording, so I didn't listen to
Speaker 1: the other ones. So if I had repeated myself, I apologize.
Speaker 1: Please don't come from me on Reddit. I'm afraid of
Speaker 1: all of you. UM people could always use a refresher
Speaker 1: on Steven Seagal and well, um, you know, it's one
Speaker 1: of those things. I think it was worth kind of
Speaker 1: covering everything around this book, how it was marketed, the forward.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go through this chapter by chapter
Speaker 1: like we did with Ben Shapiro, because for one thing,
Speaker 1: it's super long and just interminable. But we might if
Speaker 1: we come back, we might do like the Greatest Hits,
Speaker 1: where we actually go through those like most horrible points
Speaker 1: and you know, find articles about some good quotes, you know,
Speaker 1: and read the actual text of the very worst parts.
Speaker 1: You know, that makes sense. We could we could follow
Speaker 1: up that way excerpt that I that I picked apart
Speaker 1: with the pigs blood thing as outrageous. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 1: well we'll figure something out. But right now I'm going
Speaker 1: to get a refund on this piece of ship because
Speaker 1: I don't want Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey or whatever
Speaker 1: his fucking name is to get three dollars that is
Speaker 1: too much money for to be in either of their pockets.
Speaker 1: I wish the profitability like a split between the two,
Speaker 1: like how much how much goes to this this This
Speaker 1: book has not made a lot of money because, like Laurrissey,
Speaker 1: didn't even get like a real head shot. He got
Speaker 1: a cropped photo on Facebook. They were hoping this would
Speaker 1: do well and it did not because it's, um it's unreadable.
Speaker 1: Uh it's it's one of the worst things I've ever
Speaker 1: read in my life. Uh will it compares poorly to
Speaker 1: True Allegiance? I mean, I didn't know you went through
Speaker 1: that whole book chapter by chapter. That sounds like t did.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a night. It was one of
Speaker 1: the worst things that ever happened to me. People try
Speaker 1: to kill me. You know, this is your show, right, Like,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. You just choose to yourself.
Speaker 1: You know what it's better than, though, is writing another
Speaker 1: five thousand words, which I just sometimes you need a
Speaker 1: motherfucker to chill out. You just need to chill out sometimes,
Speaker 1: not do everything in the world. Um And anyway, So
Speaker 1: we talked about Steven Seagal today and I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but I am not in love with him.
Speaker 1: I mean I definitely learned a lot about him today.
Speaker 1: I wasn't aware just how fucked up he was as
Speaker 1: a human being. So he's a monster. He's one of
Speaker 1: the worst people who's ever who's ever lived. For sure.
Speaker 1: Definitely one of the worst Stevens out there. Maybe the
Speaker 1: worst of the Stevens. Yeah, I would say so. I
Speaker 1: don't know if there's other I'm sure there's a Steven
Speaker 1: or two who helped do some genocides. Um, yeah for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very colonizer's name. Yeah, I'm sorry to all Stevens
Speaker 1: out there. Please, I'm afraid of all of you. Uh
Speaker 1: this is anti Stephen. But yeah, thanks for having me
Speaker 1: on this this this ride. Um, I have nothing to say.
Speaker 1: Do you have plugs? Do you have plugs? Bro? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm Sharen. I'm sure you either hate me or
Speaker 1: love me if you're listening right now. But I'm on
Speaker 1: Twitter at shiro Hero six six six and Instagram. It's
Speaker 1: just Shiro Hero I co host ethnically ambiguous bloody blah
Speaker 1: if you want to follow. If you don't find that,
Speaker 1: follow Shiro Hero, you can find I have a fucking
Speaker 1: I have a fucking novel. It's free, so you don't
Speaker 1: have to pay anybody for it. Um and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. It's definitely better than the Way
Speaker 1: of the Shadow will. I mean, I want to congratulate
Speaker 1: you that you did that, So congrats. That's pretty cool man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I did it a minute ago. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's out now. You can find the the
Speaker 1: e book. It's being released sequentially like sick. I don't know,
Speaker 1: a bunch of chapters will be out by the time
Speaker 1: you do this. You can do an audio book. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have one out right now as a podcast. If
Speaker 1: you go to Africa wherever you find podcast, you can
Speaker 1: also go to a t r book dot com and
Speaker 1: get the e pub It's free, there's no ads. Go
Speaker 1: find it. Yeah, just go there, you go. It's it's
Speaker 1: my book. Check it out. Uh tell me that I
Speaker 1: am the Steven Seagal of fiction when all I've really
Speaker 1: wanted to be is the Joe R. Pio of fiction.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be such a hilarious uh discovery if people
Speaker 1: realize that you like wrote like Stephen Seagal and you
Speaker 1: loved commas and stuff like. That was the big That
Speaker 1: was That was big. That was That was big that
Speaker 1: I've been. I've been the ghost writer for Steven Seagal
Speaker 1: and Ben Shapiro all along. Um. Absolutely, anyway, this has
Speaker 1: been an episode of a podcast where we read a book. Uh,
Speaker 1: next week we'll come back and we'll do another normal episode,
Speaker 1: So chill out. It's fine. We don't do this every week,
Speaker 1: but my god, I'm do you hate when you do
Speaker 1: these things? No? Actually people really like them, most people really.
Speaker 1: There's always literally everything we do, some subset of people
Speaker 1: will be like, this was terrible and if you keep
Speaker 1: doing this, I'm not gonna watch it. But traffic keeps
Speaker 1: going up, so it's like, well whatever, Like you can't
Speaker 1: please everybody all the time, especially when you're talking about
Speaker 1: we have like we're closing in on five million downloads
Speaker 1: a month here, so um, some people are not. It's whatever,
Speaker 1: it's free. You know, next week there will be another
Speaker 1: two parter. And it's one of those things that people
Speaker 1: don't like episodes where we do talk about a doctor.
Speaker 1: Some people don't like the episodes where we talk about nazis.
Speaker 1: Some people are just like, I'm here for the day.
Speaker 1: It's like whatever, tune in when we do the episodes
Speaker 1: you like, or tune in every week. It's all good.
Speaker 1: I don't know and will always have an opinion and
Speaker 1: Sam paying for the podcast, so enjoy it or not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something with guests, people are like every single guest. We
Speaker 1: have multiple people will say this is the best person.
Speaker 1: You should make them your permanent host, and other people
Speaker 1: will say I would harm this person if I got
Speaker 1: the chance, So yeah, yeah, yeah, what do they say?
Speaker 1: Opinions are like assholes? Everyone has three or something? Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: everyone has three assholes, the famous thing that every single person,
Speaker 1: every single person has. But the book episodes seemed to
Speaker 1: do really, really well, and like people like them, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're good like Reprieve, you know, like a
Speaker 1: little lighthearted stuff. I don't know, I hope it's lighthearted.
Speaker 1: I mean, at the very least, you can imagine Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal getting a fucking forehead kiss from a wolf twice
Speaker 1: like he did. And what the thing that is really
Speaker 1: heartbreaking about this is, um, there would have there was
Speaker 1: a chance that if this had done well, we would
Speaker 1: have gotten a way of the Shadow Wolves movie where
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal had to play a tall, lithe Native American
Speaker 1: tracker getting kissed in the forehead by a wolf and
Speaker 1: fight in the funniest thing in the world because he
Speaker 1: can barely move now, he can barely move you watch
Speaker 1: him in his action movies. He just sort of stumbles
Speaker 1: in holding a gun and just stands there because again
Speaker 1: he can barely move. Um, it's amazing. I mean, Sophie
Speaker 1: brought up a good point that wait, wasn't someone I
Speaker 1: don't remember who said this, but like he was already
Speaker 1: old when he started his acting career. Action start action. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's mobbed up. Is why people think he got a
Speaker 1: career in the first place. Right, is that it was
Speaker 1: like coming launtering thing. Um. But I would love what
Speaker 1: I actually would would want most is for Steven Seagal
Speaker 1: to play Brett Hawthorne in the movie about True Allegiance.
Speaker 1: Ben SAPs a certain character, but everyone else to be
Speaker 1: like his wife to be a young woman like she's
Speaker 1: described in the book. Um, all the terrorists to be
Speaker 1: like these these terrifying like tactical operators and stuff, and
Speaker 1: just Steven Seagal having to fight his way through them,
Speaker 1: pretending to be the youngest general in US history, zases
Speaker 1: his way through action scenes. I want that's so bad.
Speaker 1: Crossover of a century really like Fox would love it?
Speaker 1: Do it? Do it you cowards? Anyway, Thanks for having
Speaker 1: me episodes over