Speaker 1: Now, hello, it's going to be really echoey.
Speaker 2: No it's not.
Speaker 3: We recorded with three people. I don't know why you're
Speaker 3: acting so.
Speaker 1: Weird because the mics have to go their directional mics
Speaker 1: bring down.
Speaker 4: This is really loud.
Speaker 3: Just turn you're number three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and number two of course better?
Speaker 3: Okay, press the music button. See on there where one
Speaker 3: a little musical note and then you just go, okay,
Speaker 3: you have to tap it.
Speaker 1: Hey, when you were in school, do you have music
Speaker 1: notebooks with that had those staffs in it? The lines?
Speaker 1: Why won't you answer me? Why isn't this working? Because
Speaker 1: the Superman box sucks?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, shut your mail?
Speaker 2: Why isn't the touch screen work?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. What's the matter. Does
Speaker 1: it need to be rebooted? Millennial?
Speaker 4: I'm not a millennial?
Speaker 1: Yes you are?
Speaker 2: What are you? You're gen Z?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Is it the one after it?
Speaker 4: I think I am gen Z or I'm on the cusps?
Speaker 1: So with the gen X, a gen Z and a millennial.
Speaker 1: Oh it's something worked. So looking to another episode of
Speaker 1: you just have to pick Nope, No, the thing is
Speaker 1: it working?
Speaker 2: Just stop touching it?
Speaker 1: How are we going to take a break? After this.
Speaker 1: This won't even.
Speaker 3: Stop now, I know, because you keep pressing it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, this is laughable.
Speaker 3: Well, welcome to another episode of bull Chat.
Speaker 1: Yay, today's Wednesday, May twenty fifth. No, No, today the
Speaker 1: twenty fifth, days the nineteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth, Today's the eighteenth.
Speaker 3: Yes, the eighteenth. And we have a special guest.
Speaker 1: Yes we do. Hi Na, Thanks thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 1: Have a nice day. No, that's enough, all right, So
Speaker 1: Dianna is here because she was like, I found this
Speaker 1: beer in New Jersey and you guys have to try it. Yes,
Speaker 1: because it is serial related. Even though this is not
Speaker 1: the serial podcast, we can still do some serial related things. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is a sister podcast to Serial Killers. Yes, where
Speaker 1: we talk about whatever the things. So you want to
Speaker 1: go in the fridge their animal, Sure, let's just get
Speaker 1: drunk early.
Speaker 2: So what made you want to pick out this bear?
Speaker 1: I can answer that, even though I'm not her, you
Speaker 1: could probably answer that. I would say, because I see
Speaker 1: there looks like there's fruity pebbles on it, and you
Speaker 1: guys talk about cereal.
Speaker 2: Right right right, and they have more than just this
Speaker 2: kind Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop Andrew. Just go ahead.
Speaker 3: He is such a Have you noticed how crimoginy is?
Speaker 2: Is that your product?
Speaker 3: If you're on on zoom?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: YouTube YouTube, Hey guys, Hey, today.
Speaker 3: We're trying peblight peb light.
Speaker 2: From Bolo Snort Brewery in New Jersey. What is it
Speaker 2: called Bolaro snort?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: A bowl and snort. I'll do the snort, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to get snottle over the microphone. But you
Speaker 1: know how they snort? No, they blow out bulls blow out, yes,
Speaker 1: like that hu, because they're pissed because they got that
Speaker 1: ring through their notes, that big ring.
Speaker 3: Oh why do they have the ring? Has anyone ever
Speaker 3: looked into that.
Speaker 1: So they can hook a leash up to it? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Oh no, definitely not. I yes, but I
Speaker 1: think only the males. The males get the ring. What
Speaker 1: what is there a female bull? Or is that a
Speaker 1: different animals?
Speaker 4: Cow?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Cow? Can you look up? What is a female bull?
Speaker 1: I'm a googling all right here?
Speaker 3: The cups?
Speaker 2: Yes, we can put it in the mic.
Speaker 3: We love some good I'm beyond Oh Scott doesn't like
Speaker 3: when I'm sorry? What? Oh I'm texting as we speak okay,
Speaker 3: Well that's actually that was good. That was great, That's
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 1: I always pour it also, I always get a giant
Speaker 1: head because I pour it wrong and I get yelled
Speaker 1: at and it flows over the cup. You have to
Speaker 1: I did a tilt. I did the tilt.
Speaker 4: But you were not in a fraternity.
Speaker 2: Clearly, no, I was not.
Speaker 1: So well, that's what I'm saying. I see Andrew got
Speaker 1: mad at me because I called you a college kid.
Speaker 1: Because I will, I will, I will forever see you
Speaker 1: just as a college kid. Not no offense. I mean
Speaker 1: you're young, and you're you're just like a college kid
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, four years four years ago, like today, Dean is.
Speaker 1: Right, just a cow.
Speaker 4: I assumed it was like the rooster hen vibe.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so alle all cows are female.
Speaker 4: Have to be female milk cows?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, rights, I know, but it utters not like
Speaker 1: a utterers are like boobs. I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so all right, so cows are all female? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the black and white spotted cows are all female. Okay,
Speaker 1: they make milk, I get it.
Speaker 4: Maybe there's ones that don't make milk.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's very stupid of me. You're right.
Speaker 1: They must shut up. Andrew.
Speaker 3: I'm just lost.
Speaker 4: Also, I'm twenty six. I'm not in college anymore.
Speaker 2: This is what I said.
Speaker 1: I know he's like, she's been here for like four years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been here for four years. I've been five years,
Speaker 2: including my internship. I know.
Speaker 1: But you're just like you're just like the eternal college kid.
Speaker 2: To me, that's nice as good. I guess, as long
Speaker 2: as people regard me with respect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I respect you. Thank you for the beer.
Speaker 2: Make a name for you.
Speaker 1: I see. I'm not I'm not really a beer aficionado,
Speaker 1: so I don't. I'm whatever.
Speaker 4: I just like to smell.
Speaker 3: It kind of smells just like an ipa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't smell fruity at all.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go in.
Speaker 1: It has a hint of like orange. Alright. Ready. It
Speaker 1: tastes citrusy. I don't taste any fruity pebbles whatsoever. It
Speaker 1: is good.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a blue moon, but an ipa version
Speaker 2: of blue moon.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing we talk. I don't know anything
Speaker 3: about beer neither.
Speaker 1: I'm a cores light guy. Maybe a Micheloba.
Speaker 4: Stands for Indian pale l that's all.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, Like, why that's that?
Speaker 1: What kind of Indian?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just know that that's what it stands.
Speaker 3: Like, you're sure one hundred and thirty Yeah, it stands
Speaker 3: for India pale India.
Speaker 2: Yeah, India.
Speaker 4: I thought it was Indian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't say that anymore. It's you can. It's
Speaker 1: they're indigenous people.
Speaker 4: It says India on it.
Speaker 3: It does what Andrews limes zest school me India pale
Speaker 3: l with a lime zest right.
Speaker 1: With nothing to do with fruity. They just use that
Speaker 1: as a label to suck people in.
Speaker 3: One hundred and thirty two calories, four point two percent
Speaker 3: alcohol by volume, peb light. Oh well look there's diamond. Yes,
Speaker 3: she can't drink this tastes like fruity, you think, so
Speaker 3: where are you getting that?
Speaker 4: Well, definitely citrusy.
Speaker 1: Maybe they put the wrong label on the cans. It's
Speaker 1: just a random regular can and they just slap a
Speaker 1: label on it. It's not printed.
Speaker 2: Do you go to this place a lot?
Speaker 4: I do because it's by my apartment.
Speaker 2: But they actually have this other one called magically Bolicious
Speaker 2: that's like lucky.
Speaker 4: I should have brought the one too.
Speaker 1: They have one like that at Stu Leonards, which is
Speaker 1: where I found this one.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, yes, Scott for this. Look it's Toucho crunch.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, is this the one you said you hated?
Speaker 1: I don't remember nor by the time he tried. Hey,
Speaker 1: did we do this on the show?
Speaker 3: Maybe we did during the Disgusting dinner party?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh my god, I totally forgot. Yeah, well Deana
Speaker 1: it hasn't tried it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she should try it. Let's chug.
Speaker 4: Wait, do you like this or you don't like it?
Speaker 1: It's okay. I would drink it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would actually drink this too. I don't know
Speaker 3: necessarily maybe what I'm having, but I'm enjoying it now.
Speaker 1: Can people outside of Can people outside of New Jersey
Speaker 1: get this shipped to them?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know they do, like ship all within
Speaker 2: New Jersey and it's at a lot of like North
Speaker 2: Jersey restaurants like on tap.
Speaker 3: Oh really, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I'ma try this one ready.
Speaker 3: I love that noise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna do the poor This is
Speaker 1: so much fun. That was very underwhelming. Dana did way
Speaker 1: better with hers.
Speaker 4: That was good.
Speaker 3: That's better it kind.
Speaker 2: Of like you're making a foamy because I'm going on
Speaker 2: purpose so I can get sound.
Speaker 3: How do you think Scott would have done in a frat?
Speaker 4: This smells really bad. Oh sorry, it's enorg your question.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: I think he would have been hazed a lot, even
Speaker 2: though hazeing it wasn't a thing when I was in I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't have allowed it. See the way I was in
Speaker 1: high school is I was always the guy that was
Speaker 1: making people do things. I never did think he was
Speaker 1: the hazer, not the hazy. I used to walk around
Speaker 1: with a bunch of two dollar bills. I was always
Speaker 1: two dollar bill guy, always, which I have a story
Speaker 1: in a minute, by the way. So I would have
Speaker 1: a couple of two dollar bills and I would say,
Speaker 1: hey do this, Hey do that, Hey do this, and
Speaker 1: then I would pay them to do dumb stuff. That's
Speaker 1: why my social studies teacher would call me Rockefeller, because
Speaker 1: I would walk around with two dollar bills and just
Speaker 1: pay people to do dumb stuff. I never did dumb
Speaker 1: things except when I got suspended. I think I told
Speaker 1: the story. I had a locker that I commandeered that
Speaker 1: I just filled with like rotten fruit. And jars of stuff,
Speaker 1: and I would smash it in the hallway in between periods,
Speaker 1: and I got suspended for a week. Oh, I had
Speaker 1: to be in the room with all the bad kids
Speaker 1: with the leather jackets that were like carving the table
Speaker 1: with knives. I was scared.
Speaker 3: Are you describing like the plot of Grease?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wait, how do you get your two dollar bills? You
Speaker 2: go to the bank and be like, stack a fat
Speaker 2: stack of two dollars bills.
Speaker 1: You just go to the banket and say do you
Speaker 1: have two dollar bills? And they're like yeah, no one
Speaker 1: ever gets them, but yes, yeah, do you want a
Speaker 1: warm two dollars building? And they still make them. I
Speaker 1: can't stand people like, oh, why are you spending it?
Speaker 1: Like okay, So here's my story. I went to Starbucks
Speaker 1: the other day. I know, I'm just the beer.
Speaker 3: It's the beer two SIPs exactly, so four percent alcohol.
Speaker 3: That means it's going damn quick.
Speaker 1: Four point four. I went to Starbucks the other day
Speaker 1: and I had, you know, however much left on my
Speaker 1: Starbucks card, so it was a dollar seventy six. So
Speaker 1: I gave the lady a two dollar bill and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: she was an older woman. I haven't seen one of
Speaker 1: these in a while, and I was like, oh, nice,
Speaker 1: well now you have. So she goes like this, it
Speaker 1: holds it up. I said, you're not gonna see anything,
Speaker 1: and that there's no water marks in the two dollar bill.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, well, we have to check for counterfeits
Speaker 1: for everything that doesn't have water marks, and so she
Speaker 1: couldn't find the counterfeit pen, you know, so she's she's
Speaker 1: going all over trying to find She's like, I can't
Speaker 1: complete the transaction until you know, I put the marker
Speaker 1: on it. I was like, are you kidding me? I'm
Speaker 1: in my basement counterfeiting two dollar bills of all of everything.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. I said, one dollar bills don't
Speaker 1: have water marks and them, do you do counterfeit every
Speaker 1: single one of those? Well, no, but they're more common.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so stupid. The whole transaction
Speaker 1: took like ten minutes before she found the dumb pen.
Speaker 2: I was like, say, say, I don't even know what
Speaker 2: penn you're referring to.
Speaker 1: If there's a counter there's a counterfeit pen. It's a
Speaker 1: it's like a gold color and they wipe it on it,
Speaker 1: and if it's gold, then it's real. If it turns
Speaker 1: some other color.
Speaker 3: You ever been with cash to no like been to
Speaker 3: like a like a buy a Walmart like they'll they'll
Speaker 3: if you hand them cash. They if you hand them
Speaker 3: like one hundred dollars bill, they'll do like a marker
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 1: Usually usually fifties or one hundreds, they'll more or a
Speaker 1: lot of them had this little machine that they put
Speaker 1: it through, and that tells them also.
Speaker 2: Now, come to think of it, I've worked in retail
Speaker 2: and at restaurants, and I never ever checked people's cash.
Speaker 3: Well, do you have any business the way you were
Speaker 3: just accepting counterfeits?
Speaker 1: Do you have any cash on you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Over there.
Speaker 1: I very rarely use cash, and if I do, it's twos.
Speaker 1: And you know my reasoning for that is because I
Speaker 1: like lotto tickets and you can't buy lotto tickets from
Speaker 1: a machine with two dollar bills. So that's why I
Speaker 1: carry twos most of the time, because otherwise I'll buy
Speaker 1: lotto tickets because I'm a degenerate.
Speaker 2: All right, So do you a gambling problem?
Speaker 1: Just with a lot of do you have a gambling problem? Contact? Look? Look, look,
Speaker 1: so here's a twenty. If you look up in the twenty,
Speaker 1: you'll see Jackson's face over here. That's wow, that's a watermark.
Speaker 1: You can also see this line right here. That's actually
Speaker 1: a thread that runs through it. So if you look
Speaker 1: at a bill in the in the light and you
Speaker 1: don't see those things, then it's almost likely to be
Speaker 1: a counterfeit safe. And all bills have that five ten,
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen. I want to say it. Singles do not
Speaker 1: because it's kind of an expensive technology. Sorry, And so
Speaker 1: they don't do it with singles because it would cost
Speaker 1: them more than it would be worth. So look, there's
Speaker 1: Hamilton on the right. You can see him in this bill.
Speaker 1: Is kind of face. You see Hamilton right there, And
Speaker 1: there's the string that runs through it.
Speaker 4: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: Wow. And see, back when I was a kid, the
Speaker 1: only security features that bills had was little red and
Speaker 1: blue threads. If you looked at a bill really close
Speaker 1: to her, red and blue threads, because that's the paper
Speaker 1: that they printed on. It was special paper that the
Speaker 1: Bureau of Engraving or whatever used, and so they had
Speaker 1: to have that. So that was a way you could
Speaker 1: tell back then they don't use it. Anymore. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I mean it might be in this bill, but I
Speaker 1: can't see it.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Also, okay, what about act. Well, I'm about to ask
Speaker 2: the stupidest question ever, why can't you just print more money?
Speaker 2: I don't get the answer. Everyone always tells me the answer,
Speaker 2: and I still don't understand.
Speaker 1: Why you can't, my kids, you can't just flood the
Speaker 1: market with more bills because people need more.
Speaker 3: This doesn't mean anything like if ultimately I just printed
Speaker 3: more than what's a five worth?
Speaker 2: If like just the price here is gross, not like
Speaker 2: you and your basement printing, Like why can't the government
Speaker 2: just print more money because inflation?
Speaker 1: Well? No, but you just can't flood the market with
Speaker 1: money just because people need it. I mean, you still
Speaker 1: have to make the money to get it. You can't
Speaker 1: just get it because it's out there.
Speaker 3: And if you're just printing money like so, there's governments
Speaker 3: usually like Russia right now, for example, they print out
Speaker 3: higher denomination notes for their currency because their currency doesn't
Speaker 3: like cost anything.
Speaker 1: Can I see that again? Have you ever noticed? Also?
Speaker 1: See I? Also I look at the serial numbers too.
Speaker 1: I taught I taught I taught Andrew A few episodes
Speaker 1: back that on one.
Speaker 3: Which one I think it's discussing medicine.
Speaker 4: It's really sweet.
Speaker 1: If you look at the serial numbers, the number that
Speaker 1: it starts with is the place that it was made,
Speaker 1: because there are different engraving places all around the country.
Speaker 1: Be was made in New York, New York and New
Speaker 1: York City, so you see that. Look see the b
Speaker 1: and if you get a serial number that ends with
Speaker 1: a star, that's called a star note, and that means
Speaker 1: that it was a replacement bill because something happened during
Speaker 1: the run of that particular series of bills. And they
Speaker 1: are sometimes worth money. So if you look at a
Speaker 1: bill and there's a star at the end of the
Speaker 1: serial number, it could be worth some money. But you
Speaker 1: don't have any Andrew, I have some two dollar bills
Speaker 1: with stars, and I'm holding on till some idiot wants
Speaker 1: to buy them because they're really just worth two dollars.
Speaker 1: But if I put these on eBay, somebody would buy them,
Speaker 1: thinking that they're rare. Every once in a while, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. But by the time you pay the fees
Speaker 1: and the shipping is just not worth it.
Speaker 4: How much would they pay for it?
Speaker 1: They'll pay three or four bucks for a two dollar bill.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 4: It's stupid.
Speaker 1: You literally can go to a bank and get brand
Speaker 1: new ones.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try that.
Speaker 3: You should You're really gonna go to a bank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of, Well maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: They don't always. They won't always have a stack of them.
Speaker 1: They'll just have some randos laying around. And here's another
Speaker 1: fun tidbit that you can do with two dollars bush talk.
Speaker 1: That's right. If you go to a home depot or
Speaker 1: a super worker at any place that has a self
Speaker 1: checkout lane, you can pay with two dollar bills there.
Speaker 1: They don't advertise it, but those machines will take it, really,
Speaker 1: and some vending machines will as well. Huh So just
Speaker 1: try it, you'll like it.
Speaker 3: Go get two dollar bills today, anyway. That's my rant.
Speaker 2: Huh So you don't like cinnamon beer.
Speaker 1: I do not.
Speaker 3: I think it tastes like ugly face. It's not my favorite.
Speaker 3: I'll say that.
Speaker 4: You like the peb light, the pebble I would like.
Speaker 3: I would drink that over the cinnamon.
Speaker 1: I would drink the peb as well. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I just realized we didn't have to open both cans.
Speaker 1: But that's okay.
Speaker 4: Now we can just chug it. We should shock.
Speaker 1: I'm college, I should drive home.
Speaker 2: You should?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Can I turn you upside down and do a sand Sure?
Speaker 3: I did a keg sand once for a minute. Really, Wow,
Speaker 3: I was young. I've never done that. I can't chug
Speaker 3: a vomit everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm throwing up from. What have you ever shot on
Speaker 2: a beer?
Speaker 1: No, that's almost the same as chuck. Just swallow a
Speaker 1: whole beer at once, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep it, poke a hole in the side
Speaker 2: and you pop this and you'd drink it out of
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 4: I'm just really good at shotgunning. I should have shot
Speaker 4: on this one.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're silly college, that silly college.
Speaker 4: Game if there's any unopened beer.
Speaker 1: But like animal House, you have to understand, I didn't
Speaker 1: go to college at all, so I missed out on
Speaker 1: the end all not a day. So I missed out
Speaker 1: on the entire social aspect of college, and I do
Speaker 1: regret that.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 2: I went to Rutgers, which is like a party school
Speaker 2: kind of well, also a very good college and yeah,
Speaker 2: renowned well academically, but so I know all the I
Speaker 2: was in a sorority too, So I know a lot
Speaker 2: of the party games. So do you know like the
Speaker 2: pong games? Like, do you know I don't play slap cup?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so flip cup. I'm always terrible at Do
Speaker 3: you want to do a quick flip cup?
Speaker 4: Should we?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to come while you're setting this stuff up.
Speaker 3: Might might well, wait, just fill this up with more
Speaker 3: because we have to chug it, right.
Speaker 1: I can't chug it, dude, I have to drive.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we can chug it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so fill it up to the No.
Speaker 1: By the way, my fourteen year old, Wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: You play flip cup with that much?
Speaker 4: No, I don't. This is being crazy. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sorry, my fourteen year old daughter visited.
Speaker 3: Let's get another cup. We could split it and then
Speaker 3: we'll do three cups. Scott will be the rowdy uh
Speaker 3: adult in the background.
Speaker 4: Your daughter?
Speaker 1: What she visited a fraternity house? What two weekends ago
Speaker 1: in serious times because a friend of hers brother was
Speaker 1: graduating and he took her into the fraternity house and
Speaker 1: she was so disgusted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so gross.
Speaker 3: They were the grimiest place in human existence.
Speaker 1: There was poop on the wall, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: that probably was that's when you got liked.
Speaker 4: In my swordy house. It was not like that. It
Speaker 4: was nice.
Speaker 1: Girls are a little bit cleaner, I think, yeah, But
Speaker 1: it was hard.
Speaker 4: I mean there was thirty six girls in one house.
Speaker 1: That's insane firehouse, no, I know.
Speaker 2: And it was like the bathrooms there's only three toilets
Speaker 2: and there's three floors, three toilets on each floor and
Speaker 2: four showers.
Speaker 1: That's three six nine toilets and there's thirty six people
Speaker 1: who live there. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But it's almost like a public restroom where it's like
Speaker 3: the way it's set up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: These beers has giving me flem. I don't know which want.
Speaker 2: But and the worst thing was like I was expected
Speaker 2: to cook in the kitchen and that was always messy.
Speaker 3: You were expected to cook no, not like four people.
Speaker 2: Like like I was like I could use the kitchen
Speaker 2: for myself, but I also have a nut allergy, so
Speaker 2: I was like, never one.
Speaker 4: It was just like a mess.
Speaker 1: Was there a dishwasher or was her name Diana?
Speaker 4: No, there was not a dishwasher.
Speaker 3: Would you recommend sorority life?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like all of my best friends from college
Speaker 2: are in or from my sorority.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that I could have handled it.
Speaker 2: No, So, I Rutgers is such a huge school. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very hard to find friends, like other than
Speaker 2: people on your floor freshman year, and like I didn't
Speaker 2: really like people on my floor freshman year. So and
Speaker 2: I was always like in clubs, Like I did theater
Speaker 2: and cheerleading in high school. So I was like, what
Speaker 2: am I doing in college? So I joined a sorority
Speaker 2: and like we didn't get haste, Like it was so fun.
Speaker 2: Like I'm going to Disney tomorrow wherever. I don't know
Speaker 2: when this is airing, but I'm going to Busy World
Speaker 2: with my best friend from my sorority, and like it's
Speaker 2: like a different I know it's not so stupid.
Speaker 4: But like it literally is like a sisterhood.
Speaker 1: It's like a different I feel like I would have
Speaker 1: had many, many more friends if I went to college.
Speaker 3: Were college buddies yeah, bros? Yeah, I mean for the
Speaker 3: most part, I'm trying to think now. Yeah, like most
Speaker 3: of my best friends are from college.
Speaker 1: Huh, what a loser I am?
Speaker 3: No, I mean you have friends from high school though,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2: Actually, most of my friends are from high school.
Speaker 3: Most of my friends are actually from grammar. I have
Speaker 3: grammar school friends, not too many high school and then
Speaker 3: all the rest of them are all from college.
Speaker 1: So what do we do with this beer? Now?
Speaker 3: Have you so you've never played flip cup?
Speaker 4: It's just you and me playing.
Speaker 3: He needs to play, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Just give him. We need to set it up.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: It's flip cup, you can chug.
Speaker 2: I've seen a little bit.
Speaker 1: I've seen that. I've seen the cup, the solo cup, game,
Speaker 1: the pink, the pong competing.
Speaker 3: I think we should What are we doing to because
Speaker 3: you need to drink one flip then drink the next.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get beer all over the place.
Speaker 2: As you drink, drink flip, there's still like.
Speaker 3: You chug empty, then you put you down here and
Speaker 3: then you until you flip it. No, there's gonna be
Speaker 3: beer everywhere. What do you think you get every drop
Speaker 3: out of the cup.
Speaker 4: No, you would never last in college.
Speaker 3: You're worried about specks of milk getting on the Superman
Speaker 3: boxing here, get a flip cups of beer over.
Speaker 2: You literally just keep it very close to yourself and
Speaker 2: go weep.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna get it on my pants and then
Speaker 1: I'll get a d U. I going home. Yes, sure,
Speaker 1: Lin the registration and what's that I smell? Step out
Speaker 1: of the vehicle. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2: Here's what we'll do.
Speaker 3: What we'll go one by one and we'll time it. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I'll go first time.
Speaker 4: That's chaotic.
Speaker 3: Yes, it sounds chaotic and it's limited.
Speaker 1: What's going on.
Speaker 3: It's a rowdy college party, Scott. We need rowdy college music.
Speaker 1: You can't like, you can't take those those allergy pills
Speaker 1: with alcohol.
Speaker 4: That's not true. I take Alergebicon every day and I've
Speaker 4: drank my whole life.
Speaker 2: She also didn't take an allergy bill.
Speaker 1: No, for you, those are your floor pills? Do you
Speaker 1: say right there?
Speaker 3: The Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Yeah, technically you're not supposed to drink ag.
Speaker 1: I had a whole game plan for us today and
Speaker 1: now this.
Speaker 4: Is just after I gonna take all two minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know if you can. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we can play because we did it on
Speaker 1: the show today. But you guys don't know. You don't listen.
Speaker 2: I know I do listen, but when I'm in there filming.
Speaker 4: What's filming that you were? I couldn't can hear you?
Speaker 1: Okay, what are we doing? What is this? Hey? Guys
Speaker 1: are at the club?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: First you were me?
Speaker 2: Uh do you want to go first?
Speaker 4: Okay, alright, I'm gonna go. I only have two.
Speaker 2: Cups, so we're gonna just do two cups.
Speaker 1: Ready, smells like pissing here go? What know? You just
Speaker 1: got beer everywhere?
Speaker 3: No? He didn't you look at the table?
Speaker 1: No, no, this looks like such fun. Damn it this beer,
Speaker 1: it just came out. I see it. Look it's on
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 2: Damn man, oh man, I'm losing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't get a cup theano. That guy is
Speaker 1: looking at you and he wants to pick you up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly this hey, attack it to the bar?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, alright thirty five seconds? Yikes?
Speaker 4: All right, all right now I think it's Diana's turn.
Speaker 2: But there is beer. But this is a college party.
Speaker 1: No, this is not a frat house.
Speaker 4: What is now?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Ready? Ready and go?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Just beer everywhere? Wow? Six seconds? I wonder if I
Speaker 1: could beat that. This is gonna be a nightmare.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to.
Speaker 1: Scott do this.
Speaker 2: That's too much.
Speaker 4: Wait, too much?
Speaker 1: I mean like little drink this crowd.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, which one are you doing?
Speaker 1: His tissues? Here's Napkins over here?
Speaker 3: Alright, ready, yeah, Scott's good.
Speaker 2: It's good, It's good, good, it's good. Oh perfect?
Speaker 1: Five seconds? Now?
Speaker 4: Are you literally joking me?
Speaker 2: First time ever?
Speaker 1: I need to go to college. I'm going to school.
Speaker 1: Got im gonna I'm gonna be like Rodney Dangerfield. What
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Animal House? No, I don't know what you want? Man,
Speaker 2: back to School?
Speaker 1: You never saw that movie?
Speaker 3: No, you guys should get together this weekend and watch
Speaker 3: Back to School. Great movie, great eighties movie, spectacular eighties movie.
Speaker 1: Wow, he went back to school.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we just played Flip cook. That was
Speaker 2: so much fun and fine, I want you do you
Speaker 2: know it's not that I want to play this now.
Speaker 4: But do you know what slap cup is Scott?
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's almost the same.
Speaker 2: Is it aggressive? Can I fight Scott?
Speaker 4: Really aggressive? But it's too messy. You put in the
Speaker 4: in the center of the table.
Speaker 2: You put like twenty solo cups with beer, and you
Speaker 2: bounce a ball into the center and then the first
Speaker 2: like across the table.
Speaker 4: Let's see you're over there.
Speaker 2: You take your cup that I went and I would
Speaker 2: take my cup that it went in, and you chug it,
Speaker 2: and then you have to bounce your ball into your cup.
Speaker 4: That you just chug.
Speaker 2: Sorry, and then you have to you're trying to beat
Speaker 2: like the person. So if you're on the side of me,
Speaker 2: like you're trying to get it in, your ball in
Speaker 2: before I get mine in. And then if you get in,
Speaker 2: you slap my cup and I take one out of
Speaker 2: the center and drink it and then do the ball again.
Speaker 2: And then you can also do stack cup. If you
Speaker 2: don't want to slap it, you could stack them and
Speaker 2: then they get like really high, like higher than this,
Speaker 2: and then it's really hard to like bounce the ping
Speaker 2: pong ball into it.
Speaker 3: Did you ever play dice with it? There's like a
Speaker 3: dice one that you throw it up in the air
Speaker 3: and the dice have to go in the cup. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I played that at a summerhouse a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago.
Speaker 1: I feel like I might get arrested today.
Speaker 3: You did not even drink a full beer. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I still smell it's gonna come out of my poor
Speaker 3: the peb.
Speaker 1: Are you the peb?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the peb.
Speaker 1: Let's see, are you taking a break?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's not working.
Speaker 1: So we'll be back right after this and we're back. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was not long enough. Hole.
Speaker 3: I'm really loving you being on the show today. DN.
Speaker 3: I feel like you got Scott out of his temperate zone.
Speaker 1: Well, see, here's what I really wanted to do today.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do like the Millennials versus the gen
Speaker 1: xer done, but because I wanted to have like questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's why I wrote up these eighties advertising slogans,
Speaker 1: because I don't think that you guys will have any
Speaker 1: idea what they are. Even even though we played it
Speaker 1: on the show yesterday morning and you heard all of them,
Speaker 1: I still don't think that you'll know. You I would
Speaker 1: guess that you would probably know two out of twenty
Speaker 1: five done.
Speaker 4: I guess I know zero.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's one that's like kind of still in use.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't only watch TV and then you like
Speaker 4: ads on TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are like TV commercials. Okay, really, well, I
Speaker 1: guess you know what. We're in the age now of
Speaker 1: skipping commercials, so you don't have to watch them.
Speaker 4: I don't even have cable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but aren't there commercials that come up on YouTube?
Speaker 1: It's like, don't you have Hulu? I don't have Hulu
Speaker 1: and we just we just played commercial moments ago. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah right, but that was for crooked penises.
Speaker 3: No, you we don't know what's getting put into the
Speaker 3: commercials I put in.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure for crooked penis. Okay, well, people still
Speaker 1: tell us, people tell us that that's what we play
Speaker 1: still anyway, Okay, this one's really easy. Yeah, melts in
Speaker 1: your mouth, not in your hands.
Speaker 3: That's my buzzer. Melts in your mouth not.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 4: Ice?
Speaker 3: I'm so that is the slogan for me in your mouth,
Speaker 3: not in your hands, and like an M and m
Speaker 3: m m yeah, okay, I don't.
Speaker 4: You can't because I'm allergy just everything.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm not even going to continue because
Speaker 1: none of you will get any of these like more
Speaker 1: I'll buzz in it took you that long to get
Speaker 1: melt in your mouth not in your hand, because I
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, it sounds like eminem but what if
Speaker 1: it comes out stupid. I'm actually going to skip most
Speaker 1: of these because you don't won't know these. Here's one.
Speaker 1: This one is iconic, an iconic.
Speaker 3: And there was like such a millennial when he says that.
Speaker 3: And they're a sponsor, big sponsor of the morning show.
Speaker 3: Where's the beef? A big sponsor where's the bearbes Arby's
Speaker 3: does not sponsored this morning show.
Speaker 1: Yes it's Wendy's. But you only got that by process
Speaker 1: of elimination. Give no idea.
Speaker 3: I was about to say Chick fil A.
Speaker 1: It was the little lady Clara. She would walk up
Speaker 1: to the counter of like this little great restaurant and
Speaker 1: she go, where's the beef? Because it was a little
Speaker 1: it was a bun with a giant bun and a
Speaker 1: tiny little burger on it.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: If you didn't get that, then well this one you'll
Speaker 1: get because it's like the answer is almost in the question.
Speaker 1: Time to make the donuts Dunkin Donuts? Yes, and it's
Speaker 1: okay to say that because it was Dunkin Donuts. Then
Speaker 1: now it's just a Dunkin.
Speaker 3: I never agreed with that.
Speaker 1: I don't either, And you know what, I don't think
Speaker 1: they do either, because if you look, they're not very
Speaker 1: quick to change the signage. Like almost every store still
Speaker 1: says donuts. You know, I don't know, it's just the
Speaker 1: new ones.
Speaker 3: Something's peculiar, because you know.
Speaker 1: What, people will forever call it dunkin Donuts because that's
Speaker 1: just what it is. All Right. You won't know this
Speaker 1: this one you might know because you'll just guess fly
Speaker 1: the Friendly Skies.
Speaker 3: Of Continental United.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that was a guest. But it's very good.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I knew it urged.
Speaker 3: Yeah really yeah, but these you gotta remember these are eighties,
Speaker 3: they say, but United slogan is back to being fly
Speaker 3: the Friendly Skies.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, when did were you born? Do you
Speaker 2: mind sharing?
Speaker 1: Ninety two one, ninety one, ninety one, he's thirty one,
Speaker 1: you're thirty one? Yes, oh on the application for Lingo,
Speaker 1: I said you were thirty lingo. It's a show for
Speaker 1: it's a game show. So's it was a word. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know word'll obviously okay that you know? Millennial
Speaker 1: and sorry, Jen Wire, I.
Speaker 4: Don't even know what I am. You look about nine
Speaker 4: ninety six six, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I was working here for a year already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you guys were on the air when
Speaker 2: I was like born.
Speaker 1: A range more millennial anyway, So there was a game
Speaker 1: show in the late nineties early two thousands called Lingo.
Speaker 3: Are a Cusper You're on the cusp of Millennial and
Speaker 3: gen Z.
Speaker 1: Okay, So anyway, it's a word game show where like
Speaker 1: little balls fall down, you have to make words and
Speaker 1: it's kind of like word word'll actually stole.
Speaker 2: What about bogle?
Speaker 3: I love that game so much fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, Lingo is coming back, and Rup Paul
Speaker 1: is going to be the host, and Andrew and I
Speaker 1: are applying to be on the show together, so that
Speaker 1: would be really really fun.
Speaker 3: My we hope is that it's a CBS property it
Speaker 3: is for that and then just transition.
Speaker 4: It on all well one.
Speaker 1: Can sometimes that happens. Network love you know true, it's true,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna see Andrew should know this. If he doesn't,
Speaker 1: then you're fired. I don't know anything else but to say,
Speaker 1: you won't know this, but Andrew should. He likes it.
Speaker 3: See it's like I know what it's from. Like he
Speaker 3: likes it, He'll be kicks. No, that's apparent a.
Speaker 1: Buzzer that works. Why don't the laughing shut off?
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know is it even recording this because
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be angry. It is recording, okay, old, I
Speaker 1: like the end of the come on dude, he likes it.
Speaker 3: Mikey, he likes Mikey life cereal, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It sounds like and Rudolph and they're like, she
Speaker 2: likes me.
Speaker 1: She really really likes Maybe they got movie they stole
Speaker 1: it from there AND's older. You know what, Rudolf, you
Speaker 1: should know this because this is just like a thing.
Speaker 4: He does the backlip and.
Speaker 2: He has the fake nose on and then because Clarice
Speaker 2: likes him and his nose falls off because he's like,
Speaker 2: she likes me.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. See that you know that's from
Speaker 1: the sixties and that you know.
Speaker 4: Because it's like Christmas.
Speaker 3: This is all classic too. The San Francisco treat, that's classic.
Speaker 3: Oh that one's uh, the one that's by the water
Speaker 3: turtle Lelly Chocolate, Rice sher Deli. It's Rice Cerroni, yes, right, Saronni.
Speaker 3: The San Francisco treat.
Speaker 2: That's from San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where it was originated.
Speaker 3: If I had the noises, I would have said, who
Speaker 3: said that? Because I honestly had no idea. I really
Speaker 3: thought that was the chocolate.
Speaker 1: This one you should know because it came back for
Speaker 1: a little bit, like a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 1: it went away again. Avoid thenoid Thennoid. Do you remember
Speaker 1: he's the annoying little one with like the bunny ear hat.
Speaker 1: That's correct, but from what what brand? Oh? Somebody called
Speaker 1: yes because we were talking.
Speaker 3: An insurance company. No, it's food.
Speaker 1: It's pizza. It's pizza. No, that's pizza. Pizza.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, pizza.
Speaker 1: Hut. I have to go Dominos very good, ding ding ding?
Speaker 1: Should we keep going? You guys? This one you should know.
Speaker 1: PLoP PLoP, fizz fizz.
Speaker 3: Good nothing because they just restarted that one.
Speaker 1: That's there.
Speaker 2: It's back to be.
Speaker 3: They brought it back. Yeah, because it was so popular.
Speaker 3: Any others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's plenty taste great, less filling, gatorid. No,
Speaker 1: it was a bar full of like football guys, and
Speaker 1: on one side they were like, taste great, last filling. Yes,
Speaker 1: very wow.
Speaker 2: I heard you say that, Oh cheating.
Speaker 4: I heard them say that this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I hate you so much?
Speaker 2: Whatever morning it was.
Speaker 1: How but you deserve a break today? Okay, you deserve no?
Speaker 3: No, that's like break No, that's give me a break,
Speaker 3: Give me a break, break me off a piece of that.
Speaker 1: Bonus points if you tell me who starred and give
Speaker 1: me a break. In the eighties A.
Speaker 2: Movie that was?
Speaker 1: That was a TV show in the eighties, None of
Speaker 1: the I love the girl on her Samantha. I loved
Speaker 1: her sam I loved her Christine. No, it was what
Speaker 1: I was a little kid. I was a kid. I
Speaker 1: liked all girls and TV shows. Yeah. No, nel Carter,
Speaker 1: she was the housekeeper. Oh I should have gotten that one.
Speaker 3: Nel Carter was right on the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 3: How about I just happened this good to the last drop?
Speaker 3: Milk has no no sponsor?
Speaker 1: Did I give you the answer for the last one?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What you deserve a break today? Was McDonald's.
Speaker 3: You deserve a break today?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Hi, Diamond, how are you today? Hey, Hi, can't hear
Speaker 1: you through the glass? Have a nice day. No, she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to come in. She just wants to harass.
Speaker 2: That's the last drop that you already said that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Coffee?
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, just it has a brand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a coffee brand.
Speaker 3: Oh, Starbucks.
Speaker 1: There's some Starbucks in the eighties, there wasn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it probably was, but it was in like California. No
Speaker 1: one here knew what it was Maxwell House. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know what, this is not fun anymore because
Speaker 1: you guys are young. So how about double your pleasure,
Speaker 1: double your fun, extra double gum, double mint yesh diamond diamond.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna speak? Hey, guys, gu's what.
Speaker 1: What you have to coop? Okay, that was loud, by
Speaker 1: the way, it does a body good. That was milk.
Speaker 3: Okay, just milk, just milk.
Speaker 1: It was from the milk producer.
Speaker 4: Got milk. It's just milk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the dairy board. Huh, got milk.
Speaker 2: You know who produces dairy cows only.
Speaker 1: Girl girl cows. Right. Well, how about it's what's for dinner?
Speaker 1: That's just also food beef beef, yes, and how about
Speaker 1: the other white meat chicken?
Speaker 3: No, that's pork, Oh, pork, sorry pork, turkey pork.
Speaker 1: Oh poor apple sauce. Bye diamond, bye diamond, Thanks for stopping.
Speaker 4: What cartoons were on the air When you were little.
Speaker 1: We talked about this, but I it was sorry, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine because we didn't get that deep into it.
Speaker 1: When I was a little Saturday. First of all, it's
Speaker 1: not like that anymore. But Saturday mornings was cartoons. You
Speaker 1: woke up at seven or eight o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: you had a bowl of whatever sugar cereal that you
Speaker 1: could possibly get, and you sat and you watched cartoons
Speaker 1: all morning, mostly on NBC. They had the good ones.
Speaker 1: They ate Smurfs and oh Smurfs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I remember Smurfs right, have a Smurfy Day,
Speaker 3: Andrew Smurfet.
Speaker 1: You would be Brainy Smurf would.
Speaker 2: Be old Man Smurf, Papa Cutie, old Man Smurf Cutie Man,
Speaker 2: old Man.
Speaker 1: Do you know the girls Smurf's name Smurf? It was
Speaker 1: only one Smurfet. Yes, my mom.
Speaker 2: Loved the Smurfs. Was a Smurf for Halloween in high
Speaker 2: school actually because.
Speaker 1: And you have no idea what it was.
Speaker 2: No, I I know it from my mom only.
Speaker 1: And so the Hanna Barbara was huge. Back then. There
Speaker 1: was the Jetsons, the Flintstones, Huckleberry Hound. Who's that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really that is? I know the jets Meet the.
Speaker 3: Jetson Jetson you did, Yeah, there's the other Jetson Jane
Speaker 3: his wife.
Speaker 2: Do do do do do?
Speaker 1: Do Do Do is by l Roy daughter Judy, You
Speaker 1: would be Judy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is that a compmentary to be honest? He says things
Speaker 3: and I don't.
Speaker 2: Know I have the time a comment or an insult
Speaker 2: yep or ah.
Speaker 1: That means I love you? Okay from an episode that
Speaker 1: was from an episode of The Jetsons. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I remember that.
Speaker 4: Well, my favorite cartoon is SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that came years later. Do you know who?
Speaker 1: Do you know who the Great Gazoo is?
Speaker 3: Yes? Flintstones. He's what tanked the Flintstones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the green guy that came whenever they
Speaker 1: needed like he was like a genie.
Speaker 3: Kind of but just like the cousin on a Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1: Yes, what was his name? I have the book there.
Speaker 3: Actually cousin something or other.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 3: I loved The Brady Bunch me too. The movies are
Speaker 3: so good too.
Speaker 1: It's so cheesy, but it was great.
Speaker 3: Well that was the point. It was like satire.
Speaker 1: You know, I need to find out his name now
Speaker 1: because he's bothering me.
Speaker 3: Jake, Josh oh, none of those Jeff.
Speaker 2: Wow. So then did you watch cartoons when you're little
Speaker 2: or not really.
Speaker 3: I liked SpongeBob, but that was nineteen ninety nine, so
Speaker 3: I was like, what eight, So yeah, we had SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: I remember it premiering after the Nick Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oliver, how about Hey Arnold?
Speaker 1: Oh? I loved Hay Arnold.
Speaker 2: What else did I like?
Speaker 4: I was like a big Disney Channel person.
Speaker 2: You were a Disney kid?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so much. I was not a Disney Channel fan
Speaker 3: as much as I was a Nickelodeon fan. Really yeah, Nickelodeon. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean I always liked it, but Disney Channel never
Speaker 3: really played shows like I was never an even Stevens fan,
Speaker 3: Elizie mcla wire fans.
Speaker 2: I loved Lizzie McGuire, Hanna Montana, Like, oh the best.
Speaker 1: What you're talking about, Andrew, that's willis no the different strokes,
Speaker 1: that's Arnold from the different strokes. It's not the there
Speaker 1: we go. Look, I'm too old for this. You guys
Speaker 1: can reminisce about your nineties shows.
Speaker 3: You get to do this every time someone I'll say,
Speaker 3: go right ahead.
Speaker 2: I didn't really have a ninety show because I was
Speaker 2: born in ninety six, so it was like to two
Speaker 2: thousand shows.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you do Nick Junior?
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little, I don't know what was on, Oh
Speaker 4: Blues Clues.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did Nick Junior because I had kids. So
Speaker 1: you guys were watching it as kids, and I was
Speaker 1: watching it as a dad.
Speaker 4: Well, no, your kids are way younger than me.
Speaker 1: So how old were you fourteen years ago?
Speaker 3: Why would she so she would be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was watching Nick Junior then, and so
Speaker 1: was I.
Speaker 3: She was watching Mike Junior at twelve.
Speaker 2: Yes, no I was not.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, you still see. That's what I love
Speaker 1: about Cooper is Cooper Is. Cooper is eleven and she
Speaker 1: still likes like little kid shows, and I'm totally cool.
Speaker 1: I don't want her to grow up too fast. It's
Speaker 1: nice that she still likes like little kids stuff. And
Speaker 1: her friends make fun of her this is a baby show,
Speaker 1: and Cooper's like, oh okay, I change your channel. But
Speaker 1: then they leave and she puts it back on.
Speaker 3: I've always said Little Bear is a very calming show.
Speaker 2: Also, I love Arthur and Franklin.
Speaker 3: That show got canceled recently.
Speaker 1: I was all about the fresh Beat band. We went
Speaker 1: through this.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the Fresh Beat band.
Speaker 1: Yes you do.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, you don't because you didn't watch it as
Speaker 3: a child. I watch the crickets again. I watched it
Speaker 3: with a child.
Speaker 2: Will be back?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, you another one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We do two commercials for bull chat.
Speaker 1: Oh I still smell fresh? All right, we'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this. Now, I wanna do this, and we're back.
Speaker 3: I almost really like those commercial noises.
Speaker 1: It's not we need the regular one because that that
Speaker 1: is what triggers network spots.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you didn't you don't you didn't go to college.
Speaker 4: I'm just stuck on this.
Speaker 2: Also, you didn't like how did you get your job
Speaker 2: right out of out of high school?
Speaker 1: Shall I run through this one more time? I don't
Speaker 1: mind it's too long in this it's it's not too long,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna I'm gonna wind up saying Cedar rappers
Speaker 1: and he's gonna go here, there you go.
Speaker 3: What I'm going to do is I'm gonna just hang
Speaker 3: out for a while. Let's Scott tell you the tale
Speaker 3: really quick. So when I was ten, eleven, twelve years old,
Speaker 3: I became.
Speaker 1: A radio geek. I listened to the radio. I heard
Speaker 1: myself on the radio when I was eleven years old
Speaker 1: because I won Michael Jackson tickets.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, you saw him a concert.
Speaker 1: I saw him a concert out the garden. It was
Speaker 1: the Bad Tour March third, nineteen eighty eight. I remember
Speaker 1: because that's what she said on the radio. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: so when I heard my voice on the radio, I
Speaker 1: was like, this is the coolest thing ever. And I
Speaker 1: fell in love with radio that day. And from that
Speaker 1: day on, I started calling all the DJs and being
Speaker 1: pains in the ass, and I would learn everything about
Speaker 1: the radio station. They knew who I was. I would
Speaker 1: win contests every thirty days on the dot. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I do.
Speaker 4: You were the prize pig.
Speaker 1: I was a huge prize pig. I'm the people that
Speaker 1: I hate today, but I don't hate them anymore because
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: so I was a huge radio geek. So by the
Speaker 1: time I got to high school, which is what thirteen twelve,
Speaker 1: thirteen thirteen fourteen, somewhere in there, my high school had
Speaker 1: an FM radio station, which is very like, NaOH, that's
Speaker 1: very nice. Yeah, there are very few of them in
Speaker 1: the country. So I wound up tooling around there and
Speaker 1: back then it was just like, Okay, there's a microphone,
Speaker 1: there's a record player, go have fun. Like they really
Speaker 1: didn't teach you anything. So I kind of learned everything
Speaker 1: that I knew just by doing it. So then when
Speaker 1: I was fifteen, there was a radio station on Long
Speaker 1: Island and they were doing a grand opening of a
Speaker 1: butcher you know, a meat store where they have female
Speaker 1: cows that although I think the males are the ones
Speaker 1: that do the meat and the girls are the ones
Speaker 1: that do the milk. Right, yeah, so whatever. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: my dad went to the DJ that was there at
Speaker 1: the butcher shop and said, yeah, my kid, he loves radio,
Speaker 1: you know. And so he's like, all right, here, give me,
Speaker 1: here's my card, you know, maybe whatever, intern whatever. So
Speaker 1: at fifteen years old, I went there. I took a
Speaker 1: bus to the train to the bus and I had
Speaker 1: an interview with them during the morning show and they
Speaker 1: loved me and they hired me as an intern at fifteen,
Speaker 1: which is which is illegal unheard of. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's illegal, but I couldn't. Well, I mean, it's different,
Speaker 1: it's different. It was different then. Now interns have they
Speaker 1: get paid and can't make him get coffee and everyone's
Speaker 1: offended by everything, so whatever. But back when I was eighteen,
Speaker 1: so I just went there in the mornings, and you know,
Speaker 1: I helped him out with production and whatnot. And then
Speaker 1: when I was sixteen years old, their morning show producer
Speaker 1: quit and since I had been there for like a
Speaker 1: year and a half already, I knew the morning show
Speaker 1: and they said, you want to do it. It's part time,
Speaker 1: but you can do it, and they hired me as
Speaker 1: the morning show producer at sixteen. Wow. So I was
Speaker 1: the morning show producer there when I was a junior
Speaker 1: and senior in high school. So by the time I
Speaker 1: was a senior, I dropped every class. I only took
Speaker 1: the required classes because I didn't get to school till
Speaker 1: eleven thirty being the morning show producer, so I only
Speaker 1: took Social studies, English, and Jim Nice. That's it. It
Speaker 1: was seventh, eighth, and ninth period. And I got out
Speaker 1: of gym by giving my gym teacher McDonald's coupons for free.
Speaker 1: Big Max. I gave him one a week and he said,
Speaker 1: all right, just get dressed, I'll mark you here and
Speaker 1: you can leave. So that was it. And he's still
Speaker 1: he actually walks around my neighborhood with his dog now
Speaker 1: and our dogs play the coolest thing. And so from
Speaker 1: there they were like, eh, you know, it's not going
Speaker 1: to be a full time position. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know whatever. So the guy that I was working
Speaker 1: for in the morning, he got two radio station licenses
Speaker 1: in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. One was Waterloo, Iowa. One was
Speaker 1: Iowa City. But it's the same thing. So he's like,
Speaker 1: you want to go. You could be the overnight guy
Speaker 1: and the morning show producer. I'm like, I'm in. So
Speaker 1: at eighteen years old, I packed up the U haul,
Speaker 1: I left the house, I drove out to Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Speaker 1: I got an apartment, and I you know, I became
Speaker 1: a local.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow.
Speaker 1: And the thing is why there's ten months eleven I
Speaker 1: was there for eleven months because the radio stations never
Speaker 1: went on the air. He became a local.
Speaker 2: He was there eleven months.
Speaker 1: I made lots of friends there, who I'm still friends
Speaker 1: with you this day anyway.
Speaker 2: So those are your college friends kind of exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes. So the radio stations never went on the air,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm working at a telemarketing center.
Speaker 1: What am I doing. I work for Western Union. I'm
Speaker 1: eighteen years old. I don't want to do this. I
Speaker 1: gotta wear a tie every day.
Speaker 2: That's money to do. That is that? Two personals asked that, well,
Speaker 2: how did you get out there?
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, I drove out there and my parents
Speaker 1: helped me with the apartment, you know, college, you know.
Speaker 1: But I made money at this place that I was
Speaker 1: working at, so I was able to pay the rent
Speaker 1: was very cheap. Yeah, and that was it, and I
Speaker 1: had the time of my life. It was good times.
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to be working for Western Union.
Speaker 1: I was a radio guy, like you know. When it
Speaker 1: hit me when I went to the store and I
Speaker 1: bought a CD, I'm like, no, buy CDs. I'm radio.
Speaker 1: I'm work in radio. Buy CDs. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore. And they actually offered to
Speaker 1: give me this big job in Bridgeton, Missouri, and I
Speaker 1: was going to be like this executive and I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I'm done. So I
Speaker 1: came home. I sent out resumes to all the New
Speaker 1: York City radio stations when I was in the summer
Speaker 1: of eighteen turning nineteen, and I got an interview at
Speaker 1: Z one hundred. They're the only people they called me back.
Speaker 1: I did not have my phone number on my resume
Speaker 1: because I didn't know anything about that. I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to make a resume. But they found me, they
Speaker 1: called me. I went for an interview. I helped the
Speaker 1: promotions director opened the trunk of for Porsche because it
Speaker 1: was jammed. She liked that, and she hired me. She
Speaker 1: hired me full time, full time that day on June fifteenth,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five. Wow, it was my first day and
Speaker 1: here I am twenty seven years later.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: So that's my radio story, and that's why I never
Speaker 1: went to college, because I was already doing what I loved.
Speaker 2: If you didn't do this, what do you think you'd
Speaker 2: be doing?
Speaker 1: I would probably be retired from the sanitation department at
Speaker 1: this point because I actually applied to be a garbage
Speaker 1: man when I was eighteen also, and I did not
Speaker 1: get the job. Wow, I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know too high of standards. Yeah, so so
Speaker 1: I did not get that job. Otherwise, you know, it's
Speaker 1: kind of annoying to me because all my friends that
Speaker 1: I went to high school with that were civil servants
Speaker 1: like police officers and firefighters and went out. They're all
Speaker 1: retiring now. So they're all retiring with their full pensions.
Speaker 1: Young though that forty six they've all yeah, it's that's it.
Speaker 1: That's what cops do.
Speaker 2: Know.
Speaker 1: They're in there for twenty it's twenty something years, and
Speaker 1: then they retire with full pension and benefits and whatever.
Speaker 1: They all go move to North Carolina or South Carolina
Speaker 1: and they get an h they get another job and
Speaker 1: they're making like crazy money. That should I should be
Speaker 1: retired right now. This is BS and here you're doing
Speaker 1: a serial podcast, playing flip cup, trying to figure out
Speaker 1: how I'm going to make my next you know.
Speaker 3: So whatever, here's a question what most pressing of all.
Speaker 3: I feel sorry for that long winded story. Can you
Speaker 3: drive me home today?
Speaker 1: Are you out of your mind? I'm just asking, Wait,
Speaker 1: where do you live? You're in the Jersey City? Also right, No,
Speaker 1: you're Hoboken. No where do you live?
Speaker 2: I live in Bergen County in the suburbs.
Speaker 1: Kind of Oh, you did live in Hoboken and the
Speaker 1: dude you.
Speaker 2: Broke up and left? Well but no, well yes, but
Speaker 2: also because we were returning to work, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why am I wasting?
Speaker 1: So you live at home now and you're saving money?
Speaker 4: No, I live in an apartment in Bergen County.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what you just said?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to say where.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's okay.
Speaker 2: But it's very quick commute. It's only thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: So did you want me to talk to home too?
Speaker 4: No, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I have to do so much here, edit everything in
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: Still, got it? Got it? Andrew like, doesn't have to
Speaker 1: edit this? So I can take him home?
Speaker 2: I guess yay.
Speaker 3: Oh is that nice?
Speaker 2: I love that for me.
Speaker 1: Can I miss.
Speaker 2: Hoboken o Buffy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Unaffordable right now?
Speaker 1: I miss Hoboken too.
Speaker 2: I live there also, it's so expensive.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of too expensive.
Speaker 1: Amy and I had like some wonderful, wonderful like just
Speaker 1: married years there and dating years there and it was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: You should become a New Jersey resident again.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm good, because then I gotta pay tolls. Come
Speaker 1: to the tunnel this midtown move.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, No, ma'am, I'm with you. I'm Matthew, I'm
Speaker 1: with you especially when congestion pricing goes into effect. F that.
Speaker 3: Wait, so is congestion pricing for people.
Speaker 1: That there are some big city there are some big
Speaker 1: cities that have it already.
Speaker 3: So basically they can just choose when to turn it
Speaker 3: on and off.
Speaker 1: No, I'm pretty sure. Well, I think during rush hours
Speaker 1: is when it costs more. I think it's less and
Speaker 1: off hours, or it depends. They haven't really laid it
Speaker 1: out yet. Sometimes it doesn't kick in until five or
Speaker 1: six am, and it's free the rest of the time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just more during peak hours. They just don't
Speaker 1: want as so many cars in the city. But all
Speaker 1: it's gonna do is to make people have to pay it,
Speaker 1: and the prices of things go up because if you
Speaker 1: have to drive, you have to drive. I can't take
Speaker 1: the train to work. I can't rely.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I feel like I'm the only
Speaker 2: person on the show that takes public transportation to work.
Speaker 1: I would, but it's not reliable. How many times you've
Speaker 1: been sitting on the train and there's a delay because
Speaker 1: there's signal trouble or some idiot jumped on the tracks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, from the farther away, I'm close like I
Speaker 2: get on the Secaucus pretty much. Yeah, so there's only
Speaker 2: one stop, so it's like pretty cleared up.
Speaker 1: That's a fun station you're on, like the big Secaucus station. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to sometimes take the little one by Harmon
Speaker 1: Cove that was in Secucus. Oh my god, that was
Speaker 1: not you would like jump on that thing while I
Speaker 1: was moving that train.
Speaker 2: We have two options because I take my train goes
Speaker 2: one stop or two stops toe Caucus, and then I
Speaker 2: could either get off at to Caucus and take it
Speaker 2: to pen or I could get like go to Hobog
Speaker 2: and take the path.
Speaker 1: Well we first when we first started, before you were
Speaker 1: even born, Like that's where the radio station was, in
Speaker 1: the swamps of Secaucus. Nice, that was. That was not
Speaker 1: a terrible commute because it was out in this other.
Speaker 4: Way and it was the other way, not during rush
Speaker 4: hour exactly.
Speaker 1: I lived there for a year or two. That wasn't
Speaker 1: fun in the swamps. Did I ever tell you about
Speaker 1: that apartment?
Speaker 4: Were you Shrek?
Speaker 3: Yes, you're right, it's Shrek, thank you. There was an
Speaker 3: apartment and not getting off me land Donkey from.
Speaker 1: The radio station. I'm telling you there were drug dealers
Speaker 1: and prostitutes that lived upstairs for me. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I didn't even know this until I
Speaker 1: signed the least, you know what The address was Radio Avenue.
Speaker 4: Oh so I was destined.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a sign. But you know, so this
Speaker 1: apartment was it was okay, you know it was it
Speaker 1: was relatively inexpensive, It wasn't bad, and it turned out
Speaker 1: to be a crap hole because the people above me
Speaker 1: were such terrible people. I only saw them every once
Speaker 1: in a while, but I'm pretty sure the dude was
Speaker 1: a pimp. There were always like random girls sitting on
Speaker 1: the stoop. They're like, hey, honey, I'm like, hi, how
Speaker 1: are you? You know, and I'm pretty sure that they
Speaker 1: were selling drugs And.
Speaker 4: Did you buy them?
Speaker 1: No? I did not.
Speaker 3: Scott is Nancy Reagan Dare program. Okay, okay, he sees
Speaker 3: drug anything drug related. And it's a meeting.
Speaker 1: That was another one.
Speaker 3: It was this is this is drugs, this is your
Speaker 3: brain on drugs, any questions. It was the drug.
Speaker 1: Campaign that was the partnership for a Drug Free America anyway,
Speaker 1: So it was so they were above me. So I
Speaker 1: was on the ground floor and they were above me,
Speaker 1: and so you know, I was doing overnights at the time,
Speaker 1: so I had to sleep, you know, and all day
Speaker 1: was this. It was like they were running a marathon
Speaker 1: in their apartment all day long, so much so that
Speaker 1: I took a microphone and I took a microphone and
Speaker 1: I taped it to the ceiling and I recorded it
Speaker 1: so I could play it for the landlord and be like, dude,
Speaker 1: these people do not stop all day and all night.
Speaker 1: I can't take it anymore. And then one time I
Speaker 1: had a girl over, okay, whoa who See she was
Speaker 1: sitting she was sitting on the toilet, and the ceiling
Speaker 1: collapsed and all this brown water came flooding through the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was the most disgusting thing ever. And
Speaker 1: they wouldn't fix it. So anytime I had to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, I had to hold a pot over
Speaker 1: my head because kidding me, this sounds like I swear, No,
Speaker 1: I have pictures. It was terrible. And then there were
Speaker 1: other spots that I would see brown I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's gonna happen, and then the ceiling would
Speaker 1: just collapse.
Speaker 3: This seems like a hazard, like a I was able
Speaker 3: to break the lease and got the hell out of there.
Speaker 1: What a nightmare, I.
Speaker 2: Thought, my I thought, I find a picture. My first
Speaker 2: apartment in Hoboken was pretty like bad. The ceiling literally
Speaker 2: was like collapsing to but not that bad in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Those buildings are old, and that's the thing. The brown stones, Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of them are old, and a lot of
Speaker 1: them are not redone, and they're just they don't make
Speaker 1: like fixed fixes to them.
Speaker 3: But this is not good.
Speaker 1: See most of the buildings they patch, Yeah, they don't fix.
Speaker 1: They just oh, there's a big giant crack with water
Speaker 1: coming through. Let's shoot some flex seal in there and painted.
Speaker 2: And that was what happened to my apartment. I gotta
Speaker 2: find the picture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Amy and I were moving out of
Speaker 1: our Hoboken apartment and we owned it, so we sold
Speaker 1: it. It wasn't just like a rental.
Speaker 2: New poring rain would come out through the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty close.
Speaker 3: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: Mine was a little worse than that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well it also wasn't in that it was
Speaker 2: in the living room, like right over the TV.
Speaker 3: And did your landlord ever fix it where they like, yeah, well.
Speaker 2: This was like cracking the whole thing was like they
Speaker 2: fixed it, but it took so long. Oh that's those
Speaker 2: those pictures are right before I went to borrow. Was scary,
Speaker 2: so funny.
Speaker 3: For get all my worries and I'll get drunk with scary.
Speaker 2: What a journey.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the day before we were moving, we was
Speaker 1: all packed up. The apartment was empty. We were just
Speaker 1: sitting there on like boxes, like, wow, let's look back
Speaker 1: on this. This was great. And all of a sudden
Speaker 1: we look over and there are thousands of ants coming
Speaker 1: out in the corner and we were like, shut up,
Speaker 1: this cannot be happening right now. No, this cannot be
Speaker 1: happening right now.
Speaker 4: I get seed out.
Speaker 1: So I just I got some raid and we just
Speaker 1: I raided the hell out of the corner and we
Speaker 1: just left and hoped for the best. I remember, we
Speaker 1: just got out of there. Yeah, And that was that.
Speaker 2: In my second Hoboken apartment, so the ceiling one was
Speaker 2: my first one. My second one, I lived with myself
Speaker 2: and I didn't have neighbors at all, and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, these people from Florida moved in. And
Speaker 2: I'm assuming this is where I'm assuming the bugs came
Speaker 2: from because of like the bugs Florida people have, like
Speaker 2: those Palmeto bugs, although I think it was a cockroach spanyway.
Speaker 1: And salamander's yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, literally but ass naked, going to pick
Speaker 2: some a shirt up off the ground and I feel
Speaker 2: my whole it's dark.
Speaker 4: No, I go like off my shoulder.
Speaker 2: And I you're like, and I was like, that was
Speaker 2: a fucking I was sorry, that was this freaking cockroach.
Speaker 2: And the person that was there was like, no, it
Speaker 2: wasn't and I was like, yes, it was. And then
Speaker 2: it turned light on and it was It was literally
Speaker 2: like huge cockroach that was on me. I can literally
Speaker 2: still feel it.
Speaker 3: It was so disgusting and you can't even kill those things,
Speaker 3: Like you could step on it all day and they
Speaker 3: don't die.
Speaker 2: I round it and read I tried to and then
Speaker 2: I like flush it.
Speaker 1: But you know what, And that's the reason. It's silly.
Speaker 1: But that's why I hate summer because I hate, yeah, bugs,
Speaker 1: I hate them, and they're all coming out now. I
Speaker 1: don't know where the hell they were, but you get
Speaker 1: one nice day and there's bugs everywhere. I hate bugs,
Speaker 1: hate it. I just want to walk around like a
Speaker 1: bee keeper's thing. I hate them so much.
Speaker 3: In Australia, they have cockroaches that run across the street
Speaker 3: like their bugs are big. Yeah, and they have cockroaches.
Speaker 3: It was the weirdest thing because you'd walk and you
Speaker 3: just would hear like crunching. Oh it was bad.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you when everybody says that they're
Speaker 1: shocked that we don't have cockroaches here from cereal, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like in this studio, there's so much food in here.
Speaker 1: The fact that we don't have mice and bugs is remarkable.
Speaker 3: Now that you said it. Tomorrow, we're gonna walk in
Speaker 3: and there's gonna be a roach.
Speaker 2: You do if you poured a cereal out and the
Speaker 2: cockers fell out, and.
Speaker 1: That'd be great because that would mean greg T's.
Speaker 3: But eating it absolutely not. I'll tell you what would happen.
Speaker 3: I'd like this place up, but we only place is
Speaker 3: going up in flames because I'm not staying here.
Speaker 1: But you and I only eat fresh, freshly bag open cereals.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you these are not freshly bad.
Speaker 1: They're not, but we don't eat those.
Speaker 2: We only give it.
Speaker 3: I see a roach in this place, I will not
Speaker 3: return until it's fumigated. Have you looked in the light
Speaker 3: fixtures in the hallways. I know, but like I'm if
Speaker 3: I see them in this room.
Speaker 1: They're very respectful of the organs. They don't come in here.
Speaker 2: In the women's bathroom, they're always there, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: even kidding.
Speaker 3: I never saw one in the men's bathroom sitting there.
Speaker 1: And they'll run and you can do it. I'll scream
Speaker 1: like a girl, and and there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 2: You sit direct ass on the toilet.
Speaker 1: I don't hover. That's what the sheet covers. Okay, oh
Speaker 1: my god, god, I used like double triple of not
Speaker 1: here here. I'll just do a wipe and a thing.
Speaker 1: But like in a gas station or in a truck
Speaker 1: stop or.
Speaker 2: Something, you have to squat.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. You can't I squat. You can squat
Speaker 1: and poop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if it's like a good enough poop, like ready.
Speaker 3: To come out my leg muscles, a squatty potty. Good,
Speaker 3: it's for using the squatty potty.
Speaker 1: But you have to hold what do you got to
Speaker 1: hold onto? Something?
Speaker 4: You hold on to something.
Speaker 1: You can't just squat. First of all, you have to
Speaker 1: understand I sit there for fifteen minutes, I can't squat
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes. I allot fifteen minutes. I get in
Speaker 1: at five oh one and I'm out of there at
Speaker 1: five sixteen, and I'm back in here by five twenty
Speaker 1: to start the show.
Speaker 4: Is it, guy?
Speaker 2: You have coffee?
Speaker 1: No? Oh no, it's not. It's just that's just my routine.
Speaker 1: I'm very regular poop one day, oh no, oh, okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: maybe sometimes three times, yeah, which is good. I guess
Speaker 1: right regularly.
Speaker 3: I don't know going regular that's good for you.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll ask my butt doctor next time I go.
Speaker 1: You should I will you still get that?
Speaker 3: Colin Osky?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I.
Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 1: I think I just know I have to. I just
Speaker 1: for now, I think I just want to do the
Speaker 1: cool of the ard. I just want to poop the
Speaker 1: box thing and just send it in for now. Well,
Speaker 1: it's like everybody says, sad wants that's how easy it is.
Speaker 1: And oh, it's the best sleep of your life, That's
Speaker 1: what everybody says. They knock you out and they shove
Speaker 1: a thing up your butt and they look around and
Speaker 1: then but you know what, of all people, I would
Speaker 1: wake up, there'd be a hose up my ass and
Speaker 1: I'd be like and I would freak out because that's
Speaker 1: just what would happen because it's me, you know, I guess.
Speaker 1: Plus the day or two leading up to it, apparently
Speaker 1: as a nightmare, Amy had to drink the stuff and
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom every two seconds, and that's what
Speaker 1: happened because you got to clean yourself out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean again, it's just something you gotta do.
Speaker 1: I understand, I get it, but I I you know me,
Speaker 1: I'm he's a precious flower. I'm afraid of medical things.
Speaker 1: I don't like procedures. And you know, I'm not alone.
Speaker 1: There are many people that just there was someone I
Speaker 1: was talking to that didn't have a physical until they
Speaker 1: were forty something like.
Speaker 3: I'm in six years over getting a physical. I need
Speaker 3: to get one to one in years year.
Speaker 1: Dude. The guy almost came in with all the lights flashing.
Speaker 1: I remember last time, but they don't care anyway.
Speaker 2: I'm still in my mom's insurance. I'm trying to go
Speaker 2: to all the doctors before I get off. And oh
Speaker 2: yeah this year six, it's twenty six, but I turned
Speaker 2: twenty six in jany worry. But for some reason hers
Speaker 2: is tell the end of the calendary. You're sorry, I
Speaker 2: loucked out. Just get everything you can everything. Are you
Speaker 2: able to get insurance through work or is it really expensive? Well,
Speaker 2: don't you guys have insurance through here?
Speaker 1: Mine's different. I'm through the union.
Speaker 2: There's insurance that I heard. I just don't know anything
Speaker 2: about it. I guess I have to enroll whenever.
Speaker 1: That is the don't miss that period because then you're screwed.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: If I missed it though, when I lost coverage, they
Speaker 2: would have to give it to me, because like when
Speaker 2: you have like a loss in coverage, it's called something,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like if I.
Speaker 2: Was like married and I got divorced and I lost coverage,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have to wait to open.
Speaker 1: And roll, just like cobra. What is that you're asking them?
Speaker 2: I literally never heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's when you get fired,
Speaker 1: you have COBRA. I don't know anything about this stuff.
Speaker 1: I know either, I'm terrible with these things. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I should There's a lot more that I should know.
Speaker 1: And then you have the FSA. You can get that
Speaker 1: and whatever they sent me an FSA card I don't
Speaker 1: even know. I don't understand. Yeah, the card, you know,
Speaker 1: if you go to like CVS, it's like FSA approved.
Speaker 1: It's like they take money out of your paycheck pre
Speaker 1: tax and they put loaded on this hard for you
Speaker 1: when you can use it for medical things.
Speaker 3: My favorite is after these episodes air, people always text
Speaker 3: or like tweet us and are like.
Speaker 1: Did you know this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll know when the opening Roman period and someone's
Speaker 3: gonna tweet it's.
Speaker 1: Right, and we forgot about everything. See, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna call this episode? I don't even remember what you're
Speaker 1: gonna call a beer pong or something.
Speaker 3: Scott plays flip cup. Okay, no, we all played it.
Speaker 3: Scott goes back to college. Where Scott goes to college? Uh,
Speaker 3: back to school, we can call it that. I think
Speaker 3: Scott goes to college now he just seems to be hazed.
Speaker 1: What do you do? We can do something with a paddle.
Speaker 1: Is that what you do?
Speaker 4: No, they don't do.
Speaker 2: I didn't get hazed at all, and no one believes
Speaker 2: you when I said that, like, not one thing. I
Speaker 2: kind of wish like Loki did a little bit to
Speaker 2: bond with like my class people more.
Speaker 1: But not to be a job. But what's like hazing
Speaker 1: for sororities.
Speaker 4: Okay, well.
Speaker 2: Story, there was like a cocaine sorority like in Rutgers.
Speaker 1: That's not good.
Speaker 4: That like you had to do coke and stuff.
Speaker 2: And then there was another sorority at Rutgers that like
Speaker 2: you would sit on a washing machine, like in your
Speaker 2: brown underwear and if whatever jiggled, they would circle it
Speaker 2: and be like, lose this.
Speaker 3: I wait, that's kind of no, Scott, that's terrible.
Speaker 4: That's so mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh, like okay, I get it, like you're fat,
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah I wasn't think I wasn't thinking that,
Speaker 1: and then sorry other things. There's also no guys there, right,
Speaker 1: it's arity you.
Speaker 2: Can't have technically, you can't have men in Ausrity house
Speaker 2: at all because then it's considered.
Speaker 4: Like a brothel.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, got it, Like there was never I mean,
Speaker 2: of course we have people guys there, but yeah, also
Speaker 2: like they would it would be more like you'd be
Speaker 2: like someone's bitch, like you would have to wake them
Speaker 2: up for class like up bottom food. Yeah, but nothing literally,
Speaker 2: not even kidding, nothing happened to my sorority.
Speaker 1: You don't have to eat grocery.
Speaker 2: No, not for girls. Usually the only thing we to
Speaker 2: do is like take a test on the history of
Speaker 2: the sorority, which was fine, and like learn the Greek alphabet.
Speaker 1: Do you remember it?
Speaker 2: Alphabeta, gamma, delta, epsilon, theta fight. I'm messing it up,
Speaker 2: Papa lambdam you news zi omicron, sigma, tau epsilon, pi
Speaker 2: kai sy omega. That's so wrong, but the end is right.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: I also can name all the capitals in South America.
Speaker 1: Did you have to learn that too? Or is that
Speaker 1: for That was for school?
Speaker 2: And I can name all if it's the states, the
Speaker 2: state's in alphabetic corps.
Speaker 1: It's a song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the kids. I just seen nifty United States.
Speaker 1: I just watched the show I went to. I went
Speaker 1: to the singing choir chorus thing at school, the band thing,
Speaker 1: and they sang that song. I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: was a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1: That's great. That's why I learned. Then C Y C
Speaker 1: L O, P E D I A. What's that encyclopedia?
Speaker 1: What's an encyclopedia?
Speaker 3: I know that is everybody Scott On that note, thank
Speaker 3: you for listening to another exciting episode.
Speaker 2: Of Fun it's just going hour.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 1: Had a fun time.
Speaker 2: Fun.
Speaker 1: You had a fun I.
Speaker 4: Had a fun time.
Speaker 2: Come back beer, Okay, I only get to come on
Speaker 2: if I bring beer.
Speaker 3: You come back. That's your hazing. You only come that's it,
Speaker 3: and we'll play flip cup again. I'll not do it
Speaker 3: in thirty second to school me. Well, no, you schooled me.
Speaker 4: You want me you beat me too?
Speaker 1: Huh wow, I didn't know I had that in me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who knows?
Speaker 3: You would have been like atound at college. I think
Speaker 3: that we all have hidden talents that we don't know about.
Speaker 3: My I'm the good beer the kechstands.
Speaker 1: But you you probably have things that you do really
Speaker 1: well and you will never know ever because you'll never
Speaker 1: try them. Yeah, because why would you you know? Maybe
Speaker 1: I can, like, uh, play the flute like a fiend.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I've never tried it, so how
Speaker 1: would I know?
Speaker 4: Growing up?
Speaker 1: Why don't you try? That's what I'm saying. There's so
Speaker 1: many things in this world to do, and you don't
Speaker 1: know that you can do them until you try. But
Speaker 1: there's so many things that you will never try ever.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you should go out and start trying things.
Speaker 1: There's too many things to try, so many? Okay, right, good?
Speaker 3: Maybe narrow it down, like find something that you want
Speaker 3: to do, Like, did you ever surf?
Speaker 1: I've I never had because I think that I can't.
Speaker 1: But what if I'm like, I am fantastic.
Speaker 2: That's my head and talent because I got I won
Speaker 2: a surfing class from my heart and I went and
Speaker 2: I was so good. Fine, see, like I literally off
Speaker 2: the second wave. I was like riding every wave like
Speaker 2: I'd never fell off.
Speaker 3: Well, aren't you a gymnast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was a gymnast and a cheerleader, so yes, I
Speaker 2: like balance.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was always afraid to paddle board. I didn't
Speaker 1: think I could do it, but I got up on
Speaker 1: it away and did.
Speaker 2: It with water skiing.
Speaker 1: But I can do it before they got it, they can.
Speaker 2: You got pizza French fry.
Speaker 4: Isn't that normal?
Speaker 2: So you just like normal skiing because you do have
Speaker 2: a normal skiing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you pizza when they take you up, so
Speaker 3: this way the water doesn't hit your face, and then
Speaker 3: you have.
Speaker 2: To figure out how to like slowly open.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's another thing I was able to do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I could a skiing like we went
Speaker 1: to Park City that trip that we got and I
Speaker 1: was pretty much a natural. The guy like showed us
Speaker 1: a couple of things, but then I was great. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: I would love to go skiing again. I've only ever
Speaker 3: went once. And then Jackie fell down the hill and
Speaker 3: then my parents were like, we'll never come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll probably never go skiing again. After Cooper
Speaker 1: broke her leg that time. Oh no, she'll never do see,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Most things, she's like, I'll get back
Speaker 1: up and do it again. But skiing, I don't think
Speaker 1: we'll ever get her on skis again.
Speaker 4: Snowboarding, I've never snowboarded before.
Speaker 3: I want to do that one.
Speaker 2: I feel like I wouldn't like that because you like,
Speaker 2: you can't separate your feet. I feel like I would
Speaker 2: want to see.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid to stare board. But maybe I'm good at
Speaker 1: I don't know you you cant one pretty good at
Speaker 1: roller skating, so why not skateboarding?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Can we are?
Speaker 1: We're setting the party.
Speaker 2: Up all right?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love roller skating. Skating.
Speaker 3: Sorry till the next time. This is a full hour.
Speaker 3: You got what you wanted, Scott, It's.
Speaker 1: Not I didn't get what I wanted. I got what
Speaker 1: the people wanted for them.
Speaker 3: All right, Well until next time, folks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see you know what. We do it so
Speaker 1: much fun. Do you know what we do at the end? No,
Speaker 1: come on, can you listen once?
Speaker 4: Alliston? I promise she's.
Speaker 3: Gonna listen to this episode because she's on it this one.
Speaker 1: Uh, until we see you on She's like, what is
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Speaker 3: Other Scott is gonna has a fun game planned next Wednesday. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: let's just say other Scott is.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: He likes to call him Newman, but I like to
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Speaker 3: Okay ready on the category one two three cute? Did
Speaker 3: you have fun?
Speaker 2: Is that stupid fun? Should we do something different?
Speaker 1: At the end?
Speaker 4: I think it's cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're lying cute. People say cute, they don't like it.
Speaker 4: No, it's cutie.
Speaker 1: Oh she's so cute. See that's like, that's what people do.
Speaker 4: It's like cute and penny.
Speaker 1: When people have a baby, a newborn baby, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's so cute.
Speaker 4: No, baby is cute. It's freshly squeeze there.
Speaker 1: It's funny because my wife and I always said, listen,
Speaker 1: if our kids are ugly when they're born, we're gonna
Speaker 1: say it. But they weren't so positive, thinking, oh okay, bye,
Speaker 1: I forgot we were still talking