WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - The College Kid 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.000 Now, hello, it's going to be really echoey. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:04.000 No it's not. 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:06.760 We recorded with three people. I don't know why you're 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:07.280 acting so. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:09.800 Weird because the mics have to go their directional mics 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:11.560 bring down. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:12.399 This is really loud. 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:14.880 Just turn you're number three? 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:20.320 Yeah, yeah, and number two of course better? 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.440 Okay, press the music button. See on there where one 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:27.320 a little musical note and then you just go, okay, 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:28.240 you have to tap it. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:30.880 Hey, when you were in school, do you have music 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.720 notebooks with that had those staffs in it? The lines? 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.080 Why won't you answer me? Why isn't this working? Because 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:38.160 the Superman box sucks? 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:39.400 Oh my god, shut your mail? 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.199 Why isn't the touch screen work? 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.879 I don't know. I don't know. What's the matter. Does 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:45.840 it need to be rebooted? Millennial? 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:47.839 I'm not a millennial? 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:48.680 Yes you are? 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:52.120 What are you? You're gen Z? 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:52.720 No? 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:54.040 Is it the one after it? 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.600 I think I am gen Z or I'm on the cusps? 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.600 So with the gen X, a gen Z and a millennial. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.480 Oh it's something worked. So looking to another episode of 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:10.400 you just have to pick Nope, No, the thing is 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:10.800 it working? 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:11.679 Just stop touching it? 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:13.919 How are we going to take a break? After this. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:14.639 This won't even. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.560 Stop now, I know, because you keep pressing it. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.120 Well, I mean, this is laughable. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.839 Well, welcome to another episode of bull Chat. 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:28.440 Yay, today's Wednesday, May twenty fifth. No, No, today the 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:32.000 twenty fifth, days the nineteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth, Today's the eighteenth. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.360 Yes, the eighteenth. And we have a special guest. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:38.679 Yes we do. Hi Na, Thanks thanks for stopping by. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.160 Have a nice day. No, that's enough, all right, So 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.160 Dianna is here because she was like, I found this 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.280 beer in New Jersey and you guys have to try it. Yes, 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.680 because it is serial related. Even though this is not 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:53.840 the serial podcast, we can still do some serial related things. Yes, 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.040 this is a sister podcast to Serial Killers. Yes, where 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.800 we talk about whatever the things. So you want to 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.560 go in the fridge their animal, Sure, let's just get 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:02.160 drunk early. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.120 So what made you want to pick out this bear? 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.200 I can answer that, even though I'm not her, you 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.480 could probably answer that. I would say, because I see 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.160 there looks like there's fruity pebbles on it, and you 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.560 guys talk about cereal. 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.960 Right right right, and they have more than just this 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:15.960 kind Listen. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.840 I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop Andrew. Just go ahead. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.640 He is such a Have you noticed how crimoginy is? 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:21.400 Is that your product? 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.880 If you're on on zoom? 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:24.160 Yeah? 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.919 YouTube YouTube, Hey guys, Hey, today. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.040 We're trying peblight peb light. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.640 From Bolo Snort Brewery in New Jersey. What is it 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.080 called Bolaro snort? 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:33.960 What does that mean? 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.280 A bowl and snort. I'll do the snort, but I 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:38.959 don't want to get snottle over the microphone. But you 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:43.760 know how they snort? No, they blow out bulls blow out, yes, 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.440 like that hu, because they're pissed because they got that 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.079 ring through their notes, that big ring. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:50.480 Oh why do they have the ring? Has anyone ever 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:51.200 looked into that. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:52.400 So they can hook a leash up to it? I 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:58.400 don't know. Oh no, definitely not. I yes, but I 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.240 think only the males. The males get the ring. What 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:02.480 what is there a female bull? Or is that a 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:03.120 different animals? 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:03.560 Cow? 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:07.839 Maybe? Cow? Can you look up? What is a female bull? 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.320 I'm a googling all right here? 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:10.919 The cups? 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.839 Yes, we can put it in the mic. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:19.160 We love some good I'm beyond Oh Scott doesn't like 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:25.000 when I'm sorry? What? Oh I'm texting as we speak okay, 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:28.600 Well that's actually that was good. That was great, That's 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:29.120 very good. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:32.720 I always pour it also, I always get a giant 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.360 head because I pour it wrong and I get yelled 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:35.880 at and it flows over the cup. You have to 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:37.560 I did a tilt. I did the tilt. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:38.800 But you were not in a fraternity. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:39.600 Clearly, no, I was not. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.080 So well, that's what I'm saying. I see Andrew got 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.560 mad at me because I called you a college kid. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.360 Because I will, I will, I will forever see you 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:52.200 just as a college kid. Not no offense. I mean 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.320 you're young, and you're you're just like a college kid 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:54.480 to me. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:59.160 Well, actually, four years four years ago, like today, Dean is. 0:03:59.160 --> 0:03:59.800 Right, just a cow. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.640 I assumed it was like the rooster hen vibe. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:06.680 Wait a second, so alle all cows are female. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:08.840 Have to be female milk cows? 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:12.040 Yeah, yeah, rights, I know, but it utters not like 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.760 a utterers are like boobs. I guess. 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:14.400 Yeah. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:18.200 Oh okay, so all right, so cows are all female? Yeah, 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.240 like the black and white spotted cows are all female. Okay, 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:22.560 they make milk, I get it. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:23.960 Maybe there's ones that don't make milk. 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.760 You know what, that's very stupid of me. You're right. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.479 They must shut up. Andrew. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.120 I'm just lost. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.640 Also, I'm twenty six. I'm not in college anymore. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:32.559 This is what I said. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.320 I know he's like, she's been here for like four years. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.320 Yeah, I've been here for four years. I've been five years, 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:38.640 including my internship. I know. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.040 But you're just like you're just like the eternal college kid. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.520 To me, that's nice as good. I guess, as long 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.000 as people regard me with respect. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.920 Yeah, no, I respect you. Thank you for the beer. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:47.640 Make a name for you. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:52.600 I see. I'm not I'm not really a beer aficionado, 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:53.799 so I don't. I'm whatever. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:54.880 I just like to smell. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.560 It kind of smells just like an ipa. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.640 Yeah, it doesn't smell fruity at all. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:00.680 All right, let's go in. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:06.760 It has a hint of like orange. Alright. Ready. It 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.800 tastes citrusy. I don't taste any fruity pebbles whatsoever. It 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:10.279 is good. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:12.920 It tastes like a blue moon, but an ipa version 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:13.479 of blue moon. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.839 So here's the thing we talk. I don't know anything 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:17.840 about beer neither. 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.320 I'm a cores light guy. Maybe a Micheloba. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.280 Stands for Indian pale l that's all. 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:22.560 I know. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.000 I don't know what that means, Like, why that's that? 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:26.280 What kind of Indian? 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.760 I don't know. I just know that that's what it stands. 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.240 Like, you're sure one hundred and thirty Yeah, it stands 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:31.880 for India pale India. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.200 Yeah, India. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:34.119 I thought it was Indian. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.719 Yeah, you can't say that anymore. It's you can. It's 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:37.880 they're indigenous people. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.080 It says India on it. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.559 It does what Andrews limes zest school me India pale 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.800 l with a lime zest right. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.440 With nothing to do with fruity. They just use that 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:47.840 as a label to suck people in. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.360 One hundred and thirty two calories, four point two percent 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.720 alcohol by volume, peb light. Oh well look there's diamond. Yes, 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.599 she can't drink this tastes like fruity, you think, so 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:57.599 where are you getting that? 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.479 Well, definitely citrusy. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:01.520 Maybe they put the wrong label on the cans. It's 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:03.880 just a random regular can and they just slap a 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:05.080 label on it. It's not printed. 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:06.240 Do you go to this place a lot? 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:07.640 I do because it's by my apartment. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.159 But they actually have this other one called magically Bolicious 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:12.600 that's like lucky. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:13.760 I should have brought the one too. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.400 They have one like that at Stu Leonards, which is 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:17.640 where I found this one. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:22.440 Oh boy, yes, Scott for this. Look it's Toucho crunch. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.160 Oh wait, is this the one you said you hated? 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:28.800 I don't remember nor by the time he tried. Hey, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:29.919 did we do this on the show? 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.600 Maybe we did during the Disgusting dinner party? 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:36.480 Yes? Oh my god, I totally forgot. Yeah, well Deana 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:37.080 it hasn't tried it. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.000 Yeah, she should try it. Let's chug. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:40.680 Wait, do you like this or you don't like it? 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:41.839 It's okay. I would drink it. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.360 Yeah, I would actually drink this too. I don't know 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:48.120 necessarily maybe what I'm having, but I'm enjoying it now. 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.480 Can people outside of Can people outside of New Jersey 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.320 get this shipped to them? 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.279 I mean, I know they do, like ship all within 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.200 New Jersey and it's at a lot of like North 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:57.720 Jersey restaurants like on tap. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.680 Oh really, that's awesome. 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.240 I'ma try this one ready. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:03.760 I love that noise. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:05.760 Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna do the poor This is 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:12.240 so much fun. That was very underwhelming. Dana did way 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:12.960 better with hers. 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:14.760 That was good. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.280 That's better it kind. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:20.320 Of like you're making a foamy because I'm going on 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:21.160 purpose so I can get sound. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:22.840 How do you think Scott would have done in a frat? 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.880 This smells really bad. Oh sorry, it's enorg your question. 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:26.640 That's fine. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:28.560 I think he would have been hazed a lot, even 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.480 though hazeing it wasn't a thing when I was in I. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.240 Wouldn't have allowed it. See the way I was in 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.480 high school is I was always the guy that was 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:37.400 making people do things. I never did think he was 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:39.800 the hazer, not the hazy. I used to walk around 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:41.680 with a bunch of two dollar bills. I was always 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.120 two dollar bill guy, always, which I have a story 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:45.600 in a minute, by the way. So I would have 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.200 a couple of two dollar bills and I would say, 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.520 hey do this, Hey do that, Hey do this, and 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.720 then I would pay them to do dumb stuff. That's 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.440 why my social studies teacher would call me Rockefeller, because 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:55.840 I would walk around with two dollar bills and just 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:57.840 pay people to do dumb stuff. I never did dumb 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.920 things except when I got suspended. I think I told 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.760 the story. I had a locker that I commandeered that 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.080 I just filled with like rotten fruit. And jars of stuff, 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.800 and I would smash it in the hallway in between periods, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.000 and I got suspended for a week. Oh, I had 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.480 to be in the room with all the bad kids 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.840 with the leather jackets that were like carving the table 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.520 with knives. I was scared. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.120 Are you describing like the plot of Grease? 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:18.520 Yes? 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:20.760 Wait, how do you get your two dollar bills? You 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.640 go to the bank and be like, stack a fat 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:23.760 stack of two dollars bills. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.320 You just go to the banket and say do you 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.200 have two dollar bills? And they're like yeah, no one 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.240 ever gets them, but yes, yeah, do you want a 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.760 warm two dollars building? And they still make them. I 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.840 can't stand people like, oh, why are you spending it? 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.080 Like okay, So here's my story. I went to Starbucks 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.080 the other day. I know, I'm just the beer. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:43.439 It's the beer two SIPs exactly, so four percent alcohol. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.000 That means it's going damn quick. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.520 Four point four. I went to Starbucks the other day 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:49.679 and I had, you know, however much left on my 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.160 Starbucks card, so it was a dollar seventy six. So 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:54.720 I gave the lady a two dollar bill and she goes, oh, 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.360 she was an older woman. I haven't seen one of 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.280 these in a while, and I was like, oh, nice, 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.280 well now you have. So she goes like this, it 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.520 holds it up. I said, you're not gonna see anything, 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.840 and that there's no water marks in the two dollar bill. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.400 She's like, oh, well, we have to check for counterfeits 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.800 for everything that doesn't have water marks, and so she 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.720 couldn't find the counterfeit pen, you know, so she's she's 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:16.520 going all over trying to find She's like, I can't 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.040 complete the transaction until you know, I put the marker 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.040 on it. I was like, are you kidding me? I'm 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.840 in my basement counterfeiting two dollar bills of all of everything. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.480 That's what I'm doing. I said, one dollar bills don't 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.480 have water marks and them, do you do counterfeit every 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.760 single one of those? Well, no, but they're more common. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.280 I was like, this is so stupid. The whole transaction 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.520 took like ten minutes before she found the dumb pen. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.800 I was like, say, say, I don't even know what 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:38.839 penn you're referring to. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.240 If there's a counter there's a counterfeit pen. It's a 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.400 it's like a gold color and they wipe it on it, 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.800 and if it's gold, then it's real. If it turns 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:46.440 some other color. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:50.600 You ever been with cash to no like been to 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.920 like a like a buy a Walmart like they'll they'll 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.640 if you hand them cash. They if you hand them 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.520 like one hundred dollars bill, they'll do like a marker 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:57.760 on it. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.640 Usually usually fifties or one hundreds, they'll more or a 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.160 lot of them had this little machine that they put 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:03.480 it through, and that tells them also. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:05.800 Now, come to think of it, I've worked in retail 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.480 and at restaurants, and I never ever checked people's cash. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:09.920 Well, do you have any business the way you were 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:11.240 just accepting counterfeits? 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.400 Do you have any cash on you? Yeah? 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:14.720 Over there. 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.720 I very rarely use cash, and if I do, it's twos. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.840 And you know my reasoning for that is because I 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.200 like lotto tickets and you can't buy lotto tickets from 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.160 a machine with two dollar bills. So that's why I 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.520 carry twos most of the time, because otherwise I'll buy 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:27.920 lotto tickets because I'm a degenerate. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.400 All right, So do you a gambling problem? 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:34.040 Just with a lot of do you have a gambling problem? Contact? Look? Look, look, 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.920 so here's a twenty. If you look up in the twenty, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:39.920 you'll see Jackson's face over here. That's wow, that's a watermark. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.319 You can also see this line right here. That's actually 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.880 a thread that runs through it. So if you look 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:46.720 at a bill in the in the light and you 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.640 don't see those things, then it's almost likely to be 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.160 a counterfeit safe. And all bills have that five ten, 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.600 twenty fifteen. I want to say it. Singles do not 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.720 because it's kind of an expensive technology. Sorry, And so 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.720 they don't do it with singles because it would cost 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.600 them more than it would be worth. So look, there's 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.240 Hamilton on the right. You can see him in this bill. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:06.760 Is kind of face. You see Hamilton right there, And 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.000 there's the string that runs through it. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:08.720 That's so cool. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.679 Wow. And see, back when I was a kid, the 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.800 only security features that bills had was little red and 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.320 blue threads. If you looked at a bill really close 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.319 to her, red and blue threads, because that's the paper 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.560 that they printed on. It was special paper that the 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.680 Bureau of Engraving or whatever used, and so they had 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:25.960 to have that. So that was a way you could 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.800 tell back then they don't use it. Anymore. I don't think. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:28.920 I mean it might be in this bill, but I 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:29.440 can't see it. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:30.400 That's cool. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.000 Also, okay, what about act. Well, I'm about to ask 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.199 the stupidest question ever, why can't you just print more money? 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.600 I don't get the answer. Everyone always tells me the answer, 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:39.920 and I still don't understand. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:42.360 Why you can't, my kids, you can't just flood the 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.200 market with more bills because people need more. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.720 This doesn't mean anything like if ultimately I just printed 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.120 more than what's a five worth? 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:53.720 If like just the price here is gross, not like 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.840 you and your basement printing, Like why can't the government 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:57.440 just print more money because inflation? 0:11:58.240 --> 0:11:59.720 Well? No, but you just can't flood the market with 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.960 money just because people need it. I mean, you still 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.600 have to make the money to get it. You can't 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.000 just get it because it's out there. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.600 And if you're just printing money like so, there's governments 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:13.079 usually like Russia right now, for example, they print out 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:17.160 higher denomination notes for their currency because their currency doesn't 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:18.000 like cost anything. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.360 Can I see that again? Have you ever noticed? Also? 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.240 See I? Also I look at the serial numbers too. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:26.040 I taught I taught I taught Andrew A few episodes 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.720 back that on one. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:31.480 Which one I think it's discussing medicine. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.160 It's really sweet. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.840 If you look at the serial numbers, the number that 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.800 it starts with is the place that it was made, 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.640 because there are different engraving places all around the country. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.320 Be was made in New York, New York and New 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.199 York City, so you see that. Look see the b 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.840 and if you get a serial number that ends with 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.760 a star, that's called a star note, and that means 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.440 that it was a replacement bill because something happened during 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.160 the run of that particular series of bills. And they 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.400 are sometimes worth money. So if you look at a 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.760 bill and there's a star at the end of the 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:07.360 serial number, it could be worth some money. But you 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.040 don't have any Andrew, I have some two dollar bills 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.560 with stars, and I'm holding on till some idiot wants 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.400 to buy them because they're really just worth two dollars. 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.920 But if I put these on eBay, somebody would buy them, 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.319 thinking that they're rare. Every once in a while, I'll 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:19.880 do it. But by the time you pay the fees 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.600 and the shipping is just not worth it. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:23.199 How much would they pay for it? 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.480 They'll pay three or four bucks for a two dollar bill. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:26.439 It's stupid. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:27.000 It's stupid. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:28.520 You literally can go to a bank and get brand 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:28.920 new ones. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.160 I'm gonna try that. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:31.880 You should You're really gonna go to a bank? 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.040 Yeah, I kind of, Well maybe I don't know. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.160 They don't always. They won't always have a stack of them. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.160 They'll just have some randos laying around. And here's another 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.640 fun tidbit that you can do with two dollars bush talk. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.280 That's right. If you go to a home depot or 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.920 a super worker at any place that has a self 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.280 checkout lane, you can pay with two dollar bills there. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.839 They don't advertise it, but those machines will take it, really, 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.480 and some vending machines will as well. Huh So just 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.280 try it, you'll like it. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.679 Go get two dollar bills today, anyway. That's my rant. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.960 Huh So you don't like cinnamon beer. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:01.120 I do not. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:05.040 I think it tastes like ugly face. It's not my favorite. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:05.959 I'll say that. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.360 You like the peb light, the pebble I would like. 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.079 I would drink that over the cinnamon. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:11.480 I would drink the peb as well. And you know what, 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.640 I just realized we didn't have to open both cans. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:14.880 But that's okay. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.520 Now we can just chug it. We should shock. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.000 I'm college, I should drive home. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:18.760 You should? 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:19.120 Yes? 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.160 Can I turn you upside down and do a sand Sure? 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.760 I did a keg sand once for a minute. Really, Wow, 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.480 I was young. I've never done that. I can't chug 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:29.960 a vomit everywhere. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.400 I'm throwing up from. What have you ever shot on 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:31.720 a beer? 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.600 No, that's almost the same as chuck. Just swallow a 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:35.520 whole beer at once, right. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.880 Yeah, you keep it, poke a hole in the side 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.880 and you pop this and you'd drink it out of 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:40.200 the bottom. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:41.760 I'm just really good at shotgunning. I should have shot 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:42.160 on this one. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:42.520