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Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: got a radio show. Man got a radio show because

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Speaker 1: God is in a blessing business. I just happened to

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Speaker 1: be a recipient. I just happened to got a couple

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Speaker 1: of things right, and man, his grace and mercy carries

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Speaker 1: his grace and his mercy will take over his favor,

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Speaker 1: his love of you. It's it's already evident. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, because so many times we go along without

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Speaker 1: and we look up when we find ourselves in a predicament,

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Speaker 1: principle of success that I'd like to share with everybody

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Speaker 1: this morning. And once again, these are not things that

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Speaker 1: to change because change is coming anyway. You know, everything changes,

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Speaker 1: nothing remains the same nothing, and change is inevitable. Now,

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Speaker 1: you could participate in the change, or you can react

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Speaker 1: what I mean by that is this, in participating in

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Speaker 1: hands you a pink slip. That right there, that's a change.

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Speaker 1: Now you didn't participate in this change because you didn't

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Speaker 1: and you said, you know what I've been preparing for

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Speaker 1: they surprise you with it? This is just one example

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Speaker 1: didn't really fit. Now in my own personal experience, this

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Speaker 1: in the will of God, the transition may have grown differently.

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Speaker 1: learned about becoming successful here's a principle that I learned.

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Speaker 1: But then guess what, I had to be unsuccessful to

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Speaker 1: it for you. If you've been waiting on it. Here

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Speaker 1: it is. It's the Steve Harvey Morny Show period cold

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Speaker 1: the show in the world. You have other choices, you

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Speaker 1: have other things you could do in the morning. The

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Speaker 1: This is. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show beat Shirley

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Colin for real. That girl out of Mississippi called

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Speaker 1: me just ask you something that's not you you. You've

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Speaker 1: Have you ever just wanted that what wait, ever wanted

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Speaker 1: to just not be me and start cussing somebody out? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh you've been cussing. It used to be a resolution

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Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even I'm so sorry. No,

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Speaker 1: don't have high blood pressure, high potential. I ain't got

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Speaker 1: I ain't got chronic illness. You know I had none

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Speaker 1: of that, man, I ain't bipolar. You don't have none

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Speaker 1: I don't hold grudges because the moment we have the grudge,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, I'm just more settling who I am.

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Speaker 1: And if you do not like me, it's okay, man,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Most people out that I discovered don't like me.

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Speaker 1: I immediately starts disliking their ass and we eat. You

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Speaker 1: You're listening right now, it's time for the nephew to

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Speaker 1: run that brank back. They moved big Mama. That's what

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Speaker 1: The owner is Robert. It's just Robert. Yes, sir, this

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Speaker 1: is mister Robert. How can I help you? My name

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Speaker 1: is Carruthers. Y'all y'all clean. Y'all clean my uh my,

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Speaker 1: my house last week? Okay. And when y'all moved the

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Speaker 1: off the coffee table. Is he not in there? No more?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, sir? Do you know what what data? We

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Speaker 1: clean your house on? Sir? Last Wednesday? Y'all clean my house.

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Speaker 1: We came to your house on Wednesday of last week.

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Speaker 1: What's your address, sir, Big Mama, it's it's big oh, sir. Hello,

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Speaker 1: you said your name is Corruss and we came to

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Speaker 1: if if we if your grandmother now with your grandmother

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Speaker 1: we would not have my grandmother, my grandma, she was

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Speaker 1: the base is still there. But dudekay, okay, okay. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying that you're very well mister, mister Cruther,

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Um. I just longed for my

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Speaker 1: toe up to eight gree old Food seventeen should have

420
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: went home to use the bath food set in the

421
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: house because she's fine. Now I'm in here using the

422
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: bathroom and all held and broken. I'm in here, neked,

423
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: sitting on the tarlet, just my shirt on because I

424
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: like to shit wide leg I like to be open

425
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: and free, and I need it because I had to

426
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: brace myself a couple of times. But she never came

427
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: in there. Not chet she coming, that's coming in the store.

428
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: So I get up. I finally get through. But I've

429
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls and ever

430
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: be so I'm a little bit concerned with the ship volume.

431
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 1: So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting my pass

432
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: back up on me and I'm waiting to hear that.

433
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: But I don't hear. And I look back and let's

434
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: going in a slow circle. So I go in. I

435
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: go to my heavenly father. Here, father dog the boy,

436
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: Now Lord, stop this rising time. Wow, somehow, don't let

437
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: this swirl get up by the top. But he didn't

438
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: hear me that day. Yes, I guess it wasn't. Let

439
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: The next thing I know, it's at the very top

440
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: of the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's about to

441
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: flow over. So now I don't know what to do.

442
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: So I look down and it's a trash can. So

443
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: I dipped the trash can down in it up and

444
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: I got a trash can full of it. Yeah, so

445
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: I pulled a shower curtin back throw it in the

446
00:30:54,680 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: bath too. When here comes some more. So I had

447
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: to take another trash can full of it and throw

448
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: another trash can in the bathtub. And here comes some

449
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: damn mot So now I realized they call it is broken,

450
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: they call it backed up, and it started going back down.

451
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: I say, I gotta get some water and put it

452
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: into here. So I started running water into trash can

453
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: to pour it down there and make the water go clean.

454
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: So I finally did that, and I said, thank your Lord,

455
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: and I looked over the damn bathtub is striped. So

456
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: now I cut these people's shower on and I'm washing

457
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: down the walls the shower curtain with the shower. The

458
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: girl comes up to the girl because I've been in

459
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: here now about forty five minutes time. So she said,

460
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: you don't care down everything fast. She said, it sounds

461
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: like something wrong in that to get away from the

462
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: day my house. So I'm in there. It's just too late.

463
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: But I noticed they got a candle in the bath foods,

464
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: I light it. I like the candle. Start striking matches

465
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: and running tap water. That for my mom always told me,

466
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: strike some matches and run some tap water and to

467
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: help you get rid of older. So I'm in there.

468
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: But now I'm washing down shower, curtains, wall, the bathtub,

469
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: getting up stuff off the floe. Now, now you probably saying, Steve,

470
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: what is you washing it down with? Yeah? What paper

471
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: tis in? Now? But that tie rat that I had

472
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: grabbed when I first sat down and was twisting it. Yeah,

473
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: they guessed how the pretty one with the lace and

474
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: that forward. Yeah yeah, yeah that when I washed it down.

475
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: That my good towel that is tie is brown. I

476
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: can't risten it all out. The color wasn't when it started.

477
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: That was pain. This is awful that it towles is running.

478
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't washed all the walls down. Everything I'm in

479
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: that sweatings been on the construction site. I've been in

480
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: that total about damn near hour. So I put the

481
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: fastened my clothes, I look at the bath rooms. I

482
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass

483
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: tie and I don't know what to do with it.

484
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper

485
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that

486
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: under the sink. I figured this ain't gonna be good.

487
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in here,

488
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna take a moment, because I know when you

489
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: go in there, you're gonna have to say what they happened.

490
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain was. None

491
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: of that. Now I got I look, I'm taking I

492
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: got everything off right right. So I walked down the hallway.

493
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: She's sitting on the couch with her attitude of cos

494
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: folded did She look at me and she said, why

495
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: are you been in that so long? I had a

496
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: little accident this, She said, Oh my god, look at you.

497
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: What was it? I didn't realize when I was boiling

498
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: hold that mess into the shower it was splashing on

499
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: my pants below my knee. I ain't had time to

500
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: look at this because I'm too busy cleaning up their

501
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: damn house. Now I looked down, it's just specks, splash

502
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: marks from my knee down my pants was trip? I

503
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: looked at Huh. She looked at me and she said,

504
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at you, what have you been doing?

505
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: I looked at her and said, you ain't got talk

506
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: to me like that and walked out the scam when

507
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: it ain't, got in my car, had to ride home,

508
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: and all my wonders that because I spake, I smelled

509
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: like sitting in that car and home. That girl saw

510
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: me on the campus next day and all her girlfriend

511
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: was looking at me I like I had never met her.

512
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: And that was my save harbis. Wow, trapped, trapped. You're

513
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: listening Stry Morning Show. It is time for a round

514
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: of would you rather out the gate? You want to

515
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: pick it blindly? Nine? That don't work out? It hasn't

516
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: for me, that's for sure. All right. Would you rather

517
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: work and you're cleaning up toxic waste or would you

518
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: rather work as a mortician's assistant? Yeah, I'm gonna clean

519
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: up the toxic w Yeah I'm not really, I'm going

520
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: down that damn for you a home. I'm not in

521
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: that waste. I'm not in that waste. I'm sorry. You know,

522
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: toxic waste. They talking about toxic material. They're not talking

523
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: about like sugar, honey, iced tea, not that. Because I

524
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: have toxic waste myself. You're familiar with it. I'm good

525
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: from me with that. I'm accustomed to that. I deal

526
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: with toxic waste time. I'm not gonna win there. I

527
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: know them here were mine toxic. Yeah, so I'm not

528
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: even going I'm not That's not a fear of mine.

529
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: I'm just arresting the mortician though. Right now. I'm not

530
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: just vacuum in and out nobody sucking out, no guts,

531
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: nothing to do, none of that. No, I'm just gonna

532
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: do your eyes shut, putting no lipstick on your money,

533
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: that man, clothes or nothing, no, same the same outfit

534
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: he died in. I'm gonna be the worst mortician. I'm

535
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: not doing all that. He looks he looks so swollen. Yeah,

536
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: how they boughty Man. Yeah, he looked decomposed. Yeah, that's

537
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: how they boughty Man in his hand he still, That's

538
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: how they bought all this mud under his finger nails.

539
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: That's how they bought him. In his eyes that he

540
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: was eyes was open when they bought him in. We're

541
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: not doing all that. I'm not in funeral looking at us,

542
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: none of that, y'all closed casket. I told you it's

543
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: saying when he was eating, eat his head beat. You're crazy?

544
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: All right? How I bought him that sweatshirt? Thank you?

545
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: Be great? All right, one more, we can get to

546
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: it quickly. Would you rather get struck by lightning or

547
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: picked up by a tornado? We know what your answer is.

548
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: Time struck by lightning or picked up by a tornado? Oh,

549
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: how far as tornado take it? Yeah? Yeah, I don't

550
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: know what that's gonna be, but I'll tell you what.

551
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: When you get hit by that lightning, you usually don't

552
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: be right when you come to All right, today's round.

553
00:38:53,400 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: Would you rather you're listening? All right, it's time for

554
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: comedy Roulette Jay, set it up quickly, comedy rouletts. Each week,

555
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 1: you guys test our ability to be comedians. We're gonna

556
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: show you how good we are. You give us a subject,

557
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: stop the wheel in any subject we can do a

558
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: riff on it. That's how good we are. All right, cat,

559
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: you ready with the wheel? Let's go. These are the subjects.

560
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: Number one ice cream okay? Number two, old music, come on,

561
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: come on, yeah, I know all right. Number three, how

562
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: to protect the food in the fridge. That's a pretty

563
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: good one. Number four, I'm not the bank that yeah, okay.

564
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: Number five sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out

565
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, all right, come on, cat let come

566
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: on slapping slap and slapping, slapping a mess out of you. Okay.

567
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: How to protect act the food in the fridge so

568
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: people don't steal it? Easy? What's one is you pick

569
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: your teeth till they start bleeding, right, and then you

570
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: bite your sandwich and wrap that in selling thing and

571
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: stop that back in there. I'll be damn anybody your

572
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: teeth real good? Did it'll be not? Did they believe

573
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: in right? And didn't bite your sandwich? Wrap that sell

574
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: a thing if it don't be there when you get okay,

575
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 1: go ahead, come on, junior, what you got her? First?

576
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Of all? Who fridge were talking about? It ain't nothing

577
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: in man, It's very easy to take my friend. I

578
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: ain't gotten that in there. Better subject would have been

579
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: how to put food into friend? Tell you, man, when

580
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 1: you really want to protect something, what I would do? Okay,

581
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: get a ziplock, babe, okay, all right, and right, let's

582
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: see what we at win win seventeen, put one one

583
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: seventeen on that January for seventeen and get one and

584
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: being right chitlings on the ziplock you don't, don't throw

585
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: away put that. I promise you ain't nobody bother that's

586
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: the keeper. Yeah, Hi, come and see the best way

587
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: to protect sandwich work is to put it in and

588
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: sell a frame and then duct taping so they don't

589
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 1: even know what it is. Duc, take the whole sandw

590
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: you gonna come back in there, s you just look

591
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: just a brick or duct taping. There ain't nobody gonna

592
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 1: open up that damn Duc tuc tape cluss with everything,

593
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: but not food. Yeah, because I protective. Yeah, put it in.

594
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: Let spend a long how to protect the food in

595
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: the fridge chain. Oh, the best way to do it

596
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: is you can put it way inside. You put it inside,

597
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: but sure you smash it up. You take your sandwich

598
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: and you bawl it up real tight, just as small

599
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: as you can make it, and put it and wrap

600
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: it in cell and then stick that inside the bacon,

601
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: sold the box, put it inside the sandwich. That's what

602
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. But it will be that when you

603
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: get protect again. I tell you what we're really do it.

604
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: Go buy the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull

605
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: him in the break room. When they opened that door,

606
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: on the inside. Just turn the temperature down just a

607
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: little bit so he can survive. He's in the fridge

608
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: in the brake. They've been walking in there graceful because

609
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 1: they've been eating your stuff every day. This can't halt

610
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: that walk you okay, Julie Stilia. I got to pretty

611
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: get back this one because because I've done this one before.

612
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: My dog name is Chopper. I put it in a

613
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: zip locked bag and put Chopper sweet treats on them.

614
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: Put it backfid on me because my son Jordan and

615
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: put some um Chopper sweet treats in there and got

616
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: out all confusing with I got one right, Come on, Steve,

617
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: put your whole lunch in a pample. Well back. You're

618
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top

619
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my

620
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for to day subject I need to help

621
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: this poor child. Uh. Right now, the nephew is in

622
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: the building with today's frank phone call, nephew, what do

623
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: you have for us today? Sir? And I got that

624
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: hp P h a p P Husband Protection program? Who

625
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: husband protection program? Let's go, Let's go. Hi Morgan, my

626
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: name is Josh, I'm with HPP giving you a call.

627
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: You are married to uh mister Sean to Micael, Right, yeah,

628
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: you're with who Now I'm with HPP. We actually uh

629
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: pick your husband up from his job today. I wanted

630
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: to give you a call. Are you picking up for one? Okay?

631
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: You're you're his wife, Morgan? Right, okay. I actually just

632
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that he's okay and we're worried

633
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: about his work. Well, nothing's I as of right now,

634
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: We've had a conversation with him and we've checked him out.

635
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: He's definitely okay. But why why are you picking him up? Though?

636
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what? All right, let's just

637
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: just come down hang on a second. I got a

638
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: couple of questions for you. Your husband he is about

639
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: what five nine? Correct? Right? And you would agree that

640
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: Sean ways about one hundred and seventy five pounds? Is

641
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: that sound about right? Yes? Okay, here's another question now

642
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: exactly Morgan, how tall are you? I'm five nine as well, okay,

643
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: And if you don't mind, I know it's a little

644
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: different type of question, but if you don't mind, how

645
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: much do you weigh? I'm like two hundred. Wait, wait

646
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: a minute, what is it? What is it? What is

647
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: how much our way have to do with him? I

648
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: don't what is wrong with him? And where is why?

649
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: Where is he right now? We actually have him? We

650
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: have him in our custody. Him where we have him

651
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 1: in our custody right now here our headquarters at HPP.

652
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: So what heck? What is what is an HPP? Ma'am?

653
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: HPP is Husband Protection Program has been protecting I've never

654
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: I've never heard of such a thing. Why why is

655
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: he there? Well? The problem we have and we've been

656
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: getting some actual complaints and whatnot, and not necessarily from him,

657
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: but that you've been bullying your husband? Okay, you know what.

658
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm at my job and I'm gonna need you to

659
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 1: hold on one second so I can't go in here.

660
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: What what what did you say? Have you and uh

661
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: Sean had any arguments at all lately? How we had

662
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: we're married? Have we had arguments? Of course, he had arguments.

663
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: What what does that have to do with anything? Have

664
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: you guys had any altercation? Any altercation? Yes? What kind

665
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: of altercations? Have you been bullying your husband in a

666
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: physical way? I've been bullying him I've bullying him. You've

667
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: been have you been? If you happen to bullying him

668
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: for somebody to turn in and give us who? Who? Who?

669
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: You need to talk to him? I can't put him on.

670
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. This what you're talking about.

671
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: You found me at my job put off for an

672
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: HPP crap and somebody turned somebody in for some arguments.

673
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: We're married. Who are you freaking know who's married and

674
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: does not argue? I understand you mad, but it is

675
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: my job to protect husbands that are getting bullied by

676
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: the wise. This is talking. Let me speak for him.

677
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty and let you speak to him

678
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: right now. To you, what you're not gonna do is

679
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: bullying me as well. And I'm trying to bully you.

680
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: I want to know what coming on? And why do

681
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: you call me at my job with some crap about

682
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: him being at some headquarters for AHPP I ADP isn't

683
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: a hum of AHPP. And my husband's any protecting from

684
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: anybody sucking that make it is husband protection program. You've

685
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: been bullying your husband, You've been using bad language with y'all.

686
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: I want to trop him my husband when he said

687
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: I do, he said, I do steps whatever she said

688
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: to me, whenever she says at high ever he said this,

689
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: and never he gets And if he has the problems

690
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: we're arguing me shitty to start his craft and he

691
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: won't beanot argument and you tell him that. You see,

692
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: this is what we're talking about. This is why he's

693
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: been picked up today and brought into our custody so

694
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: that he would be definitely protected from you. You know

695
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: what if he needs a profession and he's in your company,

696
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: as you can keep him there. How that Well, here's

697
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking you up,

698
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: bringing you in so we can have a conversation. You're

699
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: bringing me now there? What what do you think that

700
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: we're bringing you in so we can have a conversation

701
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: with you. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We

702
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: will be bringing you in having a conversation. Would you

703
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: bring the shot with you? You're gonna be coming in

704
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: and you're gonna do it company where we can anywhere

705
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: anybody wants all you physically or mentally abusing your husband.

706
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: You know what, you don't have to pick me up,

707
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: tell me where you I will come to you want

708
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: to pick me up, I will. I will come down there.

709
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,919
Speaker 1: I will handle you in him. At the same time,

710
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: tell me you as we're talking to me about I'm

711
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: gonna ask you a serious question. Is it sounds like

712
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 1: a consequence of he doesn't listen to you? I mean,

713
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? Are you're treating your

714
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: husband like a child? What are you doing to him?

715
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: Asking a lot of the post gonna get treated like

716
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: the cat if you if he has the problem with

717
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: how I treat him, you talk to him behind He asked.

718
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, miss Morgan. What do you

719
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: do for a lever ahead of security at this building

720
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: and about to cross security on me because I'm loud

721
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: in this room down because you're a security so you

722
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: don't know all about putting people in choke calls and

723
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: how to apprehend the person, don't you That is my job? Yes?

724
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: I did, so are you doing that at home? What

725
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you again? I don't harm that

726
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: man in any way, no west have I ever what

727
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: I ever? Nor has he need? He needs to get

728
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: him behind in his car and go back to work.

729
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: We have builds to things don't as high for this crap.

730
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to

731
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: you or you're listening. You have nothing to say to me,

732
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: But then you got to put my husband it's trying

733
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: to Let me talk to him about this. Shut sit down,

734
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: sit down, get him handing him the phone. Let me talks.

735
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: I need to understand what had I got it. Let

736
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: me finish the talk conversation with Okay, no, you don't

737
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: need to sindish. Let me finish on his putting him

738
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: on the phone. Hello, I have one more thing to

739
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening? Good? Ahead?

740
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,879
Speaker 1: This is nephew taught me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

741
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: You just got breaked by your husband. Sean. Hello, you.

742
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: I don't believe this. What are you? What are you

743
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,959
Speaker 1: at right now? Man? I was worried about the people

744
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: at your job. Where you at? I'm back here in

745
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: this swearing like a freaking pig, in heat, dripping makeup everywhere.

746
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I

747
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: gotta ask you, what is the baddest I'm talking about

748
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey

749
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You too much? You know y'all gotta give

750
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: it to me now, by okay, let me ask. You

751
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 1: don't even ask me because I love it. You just ask,

752
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 1: and I appreciate that, Jake. You know I need that

753
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: kind of love and support. Let me ask y'all something, though,

754
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: Who is it with it that you would? Who is

755
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: it that you think I can't prank? Give me that

756
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: put me to a challenge. Who do you think I

757
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:39,760
Speaker 1: can't prank? Trumpama? Obama and Trump neither one of Michael

758
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: Jordan's wolf what I'm just challenging, Oprah, I got challenges

759
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: for you. I'm not gonna I'm not okay, okay, I'm

760
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: not First of all, I'm not gonna prank miss over

761
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: saying you can you? What is you asking us the

762
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: question for? If you don't like none of I answers.

763
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: I like Jordan, I could do Jordan, I could do Flavor,

764
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: can't Kyler Pierre Na? That's why? Why you? Why you

765
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: knowing people that you know might help me? Why are

766
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: you doing that? I mean, you say you're telling me

767
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: who who you can't pranking. If I wanted to name

768
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: who you could prank, it'd be easy. Can't practical, can't

769
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: bet you can't prank will packle will pretty well, yeah,

770
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: speak quill you need all right thinking of you. Coming

771
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: up next, it's the Strawberry Letter for today. We'll get

772
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to show all

773
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 1: right time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If

774
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

775
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

776
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,399
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

777
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

778
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: read this one right here today. Okay, Strawberry letta, that's

779
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,879
Speaker 1: what we have right now. Buckle up and hold on tight.

780
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: We gotta for you here. It is the Strawberry Lettah

781
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: Morgan Freed all right. Subject, I need to help this

782
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 1: poor child. Dear Stephen Shirley. Thirteen years ago, I became

783
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: friends with a newly married young couple at church. They

784
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: have two children and they are good, god fearing people

785
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: with large heart. The only problem is that they are

786
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,800
Speaker 1: not BookSmart, and the wife is liking in the common

787
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: sense department too. They both speak terribly and their subject

788
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: and verb agreement is always off. Their spelling is even worse.

789
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: I hate to admit it, But when I first met

790
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: this couple, my first impression was that they were They

791
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: both had learning disabilities when they were younger, and that's

792
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: how they met. After knowing them a while, I know

793
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: that's not true. The husband never graduated from high school

794
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: and the wife just recently got her ged. We are

795
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 1: all in a church group and we discuss family stuff.

796
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: So since it's back to schooltime, we were all happy

797
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 1: to see our children going back to the classroom, all

798
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 1: of us except this one couple. They announced to the

799
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: group that they planned to homeschool. They're eight year old

800
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: this semester. Everyone in the group started looking around and

801
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: we were all quiet. We left a church meeting, and

802
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: before I could get in my house, goood, I had

803
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: three messages from people in our group telling me I

804
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: had to stop them or their child would be ruined

805
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: for life. Since I'm the closest one to them, they

806
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: suggested I tell them. How can I tell my friend

807
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: that homeschool and her child may turn her child into

808
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: a little dummy. Maybe I can talk to a counselor

809
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: down at the school where the child is supposed to

810
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: be enrolled. Or should I mind my own business? Mind

811
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: my business and just pray that this turns out better

812
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: than we expected. I feel like I owe it to

813
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: the child to speak up thoughts. Okay, now, you know

814
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: you can't tell these people how to raise and educate

815
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: their children. You know you can't do that. That will

816
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: cause major problems. You can only suggest to them. You

817
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: can only just try to help them in some way.

818
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: You say they speak terribly, they don't have much common

819
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: sense or book sense. You say they're good, god fearing

820
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,760
Speaker 1: people with large hearts. You said that in your letters.

821
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: So hopefully these good god fearing people with large hearts,

822
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: they will welcome your advice and your suggestions. But you

823
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: can't go in there, you know, trying to take over

824
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: and oversteps. These are their children, not yours. Talking to

825
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: the school counselor telling the mom that the homeschooling will

826
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 1: turn her child into a little dummy, that's very unacceptable,

827
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: that's out of line. Okay, as a friend, just try

828
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: to help her, maybe set up her homeschool procedure, you know,

829
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: the processes, the things you have to go through to

830
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: do that. You can contribute and help the kids read

831
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: and things like that. I think the fact that the

832
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: mom just recently got her ged. I think that that

833
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: means that she's trying to do better, and she wants

834
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: to do better, and she wants to do better for

835
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: her kids. So support her, encourage her, be a friend

836
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: to her, but don't take over. Get in there and

837
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,879
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you should mind your own business. Get

838
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: all up in their business. She could end up resenting

839
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: you and this couldn't This wouldn't be good, Steve, I disagree.

840
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: So damn what somebody got to say these babies, Somebody

841
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 1: need to stop this forward happen to ignorant ass people

842
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: can't own school a baby. You just said, she just

843
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: recently got her damn ged and the hub and just

844
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: got here. Day farty. Now you're sitting up in here,

845
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: sending up here, sarily. See that's your problem, Sherley. You

846
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: just you're a Christian and y'all way on indeed them

847
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: ainything and they don't stay in it. Somebody got to

848
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: get in here. Last thing we need is two more

849
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: of them. We got to get involved here. You got

850
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: to say, these kids, this is not no time to

851
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: be Christian. We ain't got time for that. Listen to me,

852
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: them dog on kids. You don't know nothing. You just

853
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: said that talk ignorant at the church group. You just

854
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: said they ain't got good sense. Now they've been to

855
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: home school some kids, and you're sitting up in here,

856
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 1: you scared they're gonna send the kids off to schooling,

857
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: And now you're gonna they're gonna home school them and

858
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: turn them into little dummies. I can promise you it's

859
00:57:54,280 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: already too late. Them kids is already a product of

860
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: them two parents. If we don't get them babies in school,

861
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna have two more them your church. It's fitting

862
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: to be a congregation full of little dummies all sitting

863
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: over that don't know nothing. You're sending the pin here

864
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: complaining about this lady on the thing. You know, I'll

865
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: tell you what you better do. You better have some

866
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: little ninjas dropping in at that home school educating them kids.

867
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: When the parans send them the recess or something. That's

868
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: your only chance, he said, ninjas. Yeah, they set up.

869
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: You said in your latter that the only problem is

870
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: that they're not book small and the wife is lacking

871
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: in comments, and damn so you don't know nothing in

872
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: books or life. What they fit to tell you? Two kids,

873
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: they both speak terribly and they subject and verb agreement

874
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: is always all Hold on, Steve, hold on, we'll have

875
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: part two of your response about this subject and verb

876
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: agreement is always all Well at part two of Steve's

877
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hours, subject

878
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: I need to help this poor child. We'll be back.

879
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, Steve. Let's recap today's strawberry letters.

880
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: Subject I need to help this poor child. Got These

881
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 1: are newly wired people at a church and a god

882
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 1: find and large hearts. The only problem is they not

883
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: book smart and wife is lacking in common sis Department two.

884
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: Both of them speak terribly, and their subject and verb

885
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: agreement is always all. Everybody having cause kids going back

886
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: to school. Everybody in the little church group celebrating septies

887
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: two day then told y'all they fit in the home

888
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: school day two kids. Everybody in the group got quiet

889
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: because they're trying to figure out HAIs E two ignorant

890
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: to ask people go home school? These two little poe

891
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: ass kids. That's what this letter is about. But let

892
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: me focus on the line here and Sureley, I'm gonna

893
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: need your help right here because I'm approved to you

894
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: why these parents need to send their children to school. Shirley. Yeah,

895
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: because the lady says they both speak terribly and their

896
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: subject and verb agreement is always off. What that means

897
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: is the subject and the verb that they use in

898
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: the same census never apply. So now surely you don't

899
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, but I do. So what

900
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: I want you to do, Shirley, so I can prove

901
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: my point. You need to get these kids ask up

902
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: at school. I'm gonna be the child of these little

903
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: ignorant ass pairs. Now I want you to ask me

904
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: any question on any subject. Ain't got to be pertaining

905
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: to a child or nothing. But I'm gonna show you

906
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: what it is to mean that your subject in verbe

907
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: don't agree, and gonna prove why they need to go

908
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: to school. First question, all right, what time do you

909
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: have to get up to go to school today? What?

910
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: What that is? Fault? What uh see? That means? Why

911
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: do I have to get up on time to go

912
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: to go? Ahead? What did you get for lunch today?

913
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: What do you have for lunch today? I eat mine?

914
01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: I eat what I befitting the eat mine? Just pain?

915
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: Did you lay your clothes out to go to school tomorrow?

916
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 1: What you're gonna wear close me to wear it tomorrow. Okay,

917
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: you're proving your point. Don't come on any question, I don't.

918
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: It ain't got to be school. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

919
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 1: What's your favorite TV show? TV and media? Watching up

920
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: there for that thing? Did you see? Yes? Yes, yes,

921
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: let's give me why they need to be in school?

922
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: Come on, what's your first and last name? My last

923
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: name is photo photo? First one was over with to

924
01:02:50,920 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: get immediately talk, don't get any bis you better say

925
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: the damn baby. This ain't even funny. Go ahead, no,

926
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: it's it's it's definitely not funny. Um okay, so um

927
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: oh I know, I know. So what do you What

928
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: did you learn today when you went to church? I

929
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: for church and learned it that that lesson for them? What?

930
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 1: How old did you say you lesson for learned it?

931
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: I learned it. I learned it that the cross was

932
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: up and Jesus was stuck on it. How old did

933
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: you say? You were? Fifteen? What this letter is eight?

934
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 1: This is what's gonna happen if you don't get the

935
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: ans school. Two more questions. Okay, what's your favorite food?

936
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: What's up? Chips and corn bread? Can you spell cornbread? Hell, yeah, okay,

937
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:18,439
Speaker 1: let's hear it. Corn bread see oh in b corne beat,

938
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: corn bed, corn bed. Hey you don't like corn bet? No,

939
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: I like corn bread. Oh see? Oh you fancy no

940
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:40,439
Speaker 1: for that? You won't use all in letters in your words. Yeah,

941
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: that's usually how it goes. Yeah that ain't that? Ain't

942
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 1: for high go for my mom and my daddy. My

943
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 1: mom and my daddy told me school ain't that important.

944
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: I don't think they said that, did they. My mama

945
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 1: just got her ged and her cousin took the test

946
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: for her. See I looked at that positively. Or her

947
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: cousin took the chest for her. All right, Steve, you've proved,

948
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: you've proved your point. That's why you got to get

949
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: these kids again. A lot of kids that are home

950
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: school it's hard to listen to home school Winton. How

951
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 1: you think that win? What? Home school Winton? All right? Listen?

952
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: You can post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on

953
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and check out

954
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening to, We're

955
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: gonna do a quick fast round of Ask the clo. Okay,

956
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 1: all right. You can submit your questions to Steve at

957
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. That's to the clo This one.

958
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: Steve is from Jewel in Norfolk, Virginia. Jewel says, I've

959
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: been married for only three years and my husband has

960
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: one flaw that irks me. Whenever we're out, I can

961
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: be in the middle of a conversation and he's staring

962
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: at a woman with a nice body walking by. He

963
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,479
Speaker 1: also will smile and nod his head at a woman

964
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 1: if he gets her attention. He says he's from the

965
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: South and that's how men and women greet each other.

966
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: It really messes up my self esteem when he does it.

967
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: How can I get him to stop this? Well, I

968
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 1: mean I don't. I don't know how to tell you

969
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: get him to stop it. But let's talk about what

970
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: you just wrote in first, you said what irks me

971
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: is I could be in the middle of a conversation.

972
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: What is these conversations about, because obviously he ain't paying attention.

973
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, no, no, listen to me. I'm not no,

974
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's doing anything wrong. I want y'all

975
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: just state but you born ass conversations see chick Now

976
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: the other reason, and the real reason is the reason

977
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: he does it repeatedly, is be cause there are no

978
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: consequences for doing it. Yeah, all they do is irk you.

979
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: You he has no consequences, and you be in eart.

980
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 1: Guess what he hadn't told you. I'm from the South.

981
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:11,200
Speaker 1: We gentlemen, we speaks to women. Okay, how you doing? Man? Yeah?

982
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: Is that the truth is that? The hell? No, I'm

983
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 1: telling you. That's what he hadn't told her. And if

984
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: you're enough to go with that, we from the South.

985
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 1: Everybody on this show from the South. But we got wives. Man,

986
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: we go STU. That Marjorie walking out? Margie from South too,

987
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 1: that's the damn problem. Call her from the south. That's

988
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: the other damn problem. Sherlan Country ad from the South

989
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: because she really from Margins. Stop on the Chicago than

990
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: you ask what your people wasn't from Chicago? All the

991
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: people from Arkansas? Howe arsas? All right? Here we go

992
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: with another question. Uh this is from Sarah and uh

993
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 1: Harold Texas. She says, I am a forty four year

994
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: old woman dating a thirty six year old man, and

995
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: a woman called me recently and said she has been

996
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: having unprotected sex with my man. My man acted shocked

997
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: and said it's his crazy ex playing games. Needless to say,

998
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: we haven't had sex since I got the call. I

999
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: called his X and invited her over so we could talk.

1000
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 1: But she swears she didn't call me. Should I keep

1001
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of this mess or

1002
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:29,560
Speaker 1: tell this man to go find someone his age to

1003
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: play with? You call somebody come trying to get to

1004
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: the bottom of it, Steve Well, The lady said she

1005
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 1: didn't have sex Woody, so she's just supposed to take

1006
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: her word. All right, we gotta go. You're listening show.

1007
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: This is a roundtable discussion today is who told on

1008
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 1: you back in the day that made you get the worse,

1009
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 1: the absolute worse behind whooping you've ever got in your life.

1010
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. Your mama could get the news,

1011
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: and Junior and I talked about this. Your mama could

1012
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 1: get the news. We had no internet, we didn't have

1013
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 1: the phone, there was no texting. But by time any

1014
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: Lee Brown got to that house off that buck, she

1015
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: knew everything that went down. I don't know how you

1016
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 1: know she knew it. I have no idea. She started

1017
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 1: up like so um, what you're doing downtime of day?

1018
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah you know I didn't know that. I ain't told nobody. No,

1019
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: there was no social media. Right immediately, little rabbits, Little

1020
01:09:44,320 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 1: rabbits punk this slew this your slew told Miss Pattis

1021
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:08,480
Speaker 1: that I was the one that put the fire crackers

1022
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: in her tulips in her front yard and lit the

1023
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: foe fried crackers and blew the damn tulips. Little rabbit

1024
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 1: parks told well, Miss Pattison went cross street, told my MoMA, man,

1025
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: I got my ass. How long was it't? How long

1026
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:32,759
Speaker 1: wasn't waiting? It felt like about fifteen minutes. I asked

1027
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 1: the question, did you just did it? He did it? Yeah,

1028
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: I knew you did it. What made you do that? Man?

1029
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: She was hateful? Man, okay, man, like if our football

1030
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,000
Speaker 1: rolled in the yard that no, no, no, you can't.

1031
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,759
Speaker 1: You don't go on that grass. You go get the football,

1032
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: take it in the house. Baseball going her, y'all, don't

1033
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,880
Speaker 1: go in my yard. I'll tell you mom and daddy

1034
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: and should come down here and get the baseball and

1035
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 1: roll it down the street. Now we got to hear

1036
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: him get on and he just pride in her yard.

1037
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: So I only could do faux I had time. Oh

1038
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, my mom's ex boyfriend, my mom's boyfriend

1039
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:37,600
Speaker 1: at the time. She was dating this man, and he

1040
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 1: was coming in to see us from the front yard.

1041
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: And there was a phone booth not really far from

1042
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: my house at the time, remember the old fend. My

1043
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 1: cousin and I were in there playing on the phone

1044
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 1: like we were talking. So he went in the house

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Speaker 1: and told my mom that we were in the phone

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01:11:54,400 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 1: booth calling some boys. Yeah, and we're word all right.

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01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 1: The next thing I knew, I'm getting dragged out. That

1048
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: was the first time I saw stars. I literally get

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01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 1: the crap out of me. Yeah. We weren't even doing that, boy,

1050
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: I wasn't that not that time? All right, we gotta go, alright,

1051
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 1: got so many you're listening, all right? So, guys, have

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01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: you ever eaten a meal that just brought you to tears?

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01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 1: It was so good? I mean, have you ever done that?

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01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's gotten close? What when we were

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01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:48,559
Speaker 1: all in Paris, that baked potato with that loaded cavear

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01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 1: that Yeah, it had me so emotional, Yes it did,

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01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:59,679
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, wait a minute, so good your tears?

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01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 1: It was good hold your tears, baby, all right, here

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01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: we go. So yeah, so, so some of us have

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01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 1: eaten a meal that has brought us to tears, or

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01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 1: at least come close to bringing us to tears. Or

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01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: maybe who knows, it was the bill at the end

1063
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 1: of the meal that made you cry. Well anyway, there

1064
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 1: was this elderly man in China. He's been diagnosed with

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01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:25,520
Speaker 1: an extremely rare condition. It's known as crocodile tears syndrome.

1066
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this for real? You got this? Yeah? Us,

1067
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: you got it to a turn. I didn't. I bet

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01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: my mama oxtails and it just happened. It causes him

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01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: to cry every time he eats, and it's ruining his

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01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: social life. Doctors reported that his nerve fibers are misdirected

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Speaker 1: and they interfere with his uh salivary glands, so when

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01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: he smells or tastes food, it makes him cry. And

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01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:59,639
Speaker 1: very funny. You know, it's not nasty to drink keep doing.

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01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: I can't just eat like this. I'm just going on that.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steave Harvey Morning Show.

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01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:14,720
Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning show, It is time for a

1077
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: round of would you rather out the gate. You want

1078
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: to pick it blindly, Na, that don't work out for us.

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01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: I love it, it hasn't for me, that's for sure.

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01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:31,680
Speaker 1: All Right. Would you rather work and you're cleaning up

1081
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:37,920
Speaker 1: toxic waste or would you rather work as a mortician's assistant? Yeah,

1082
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna clean up the toxic words. Yeah, I'm not

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01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 1: gonna do really, people, No, I'm going down that damn

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01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 1: for you know, I'm not in that waste. I'm not

1085
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: in that waste. I'm sorry. You know, toxic waste about

1086
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 1: toxics material they're not talking about like sugar, honey, iced tea,

1087
01:14:55,439 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: not that. Because I have toxic waste myself. Are you

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01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 1: familiar with him? I'm good with that. I'm accustomed to

1089
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 1: that deal with toxic where he said time, I'm not

1090
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: gonna win there. I know I know them here well,

1091
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 1: mine toxic. Yeah, so I'm not even gonna I'm not.

1092
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:17,320
Speaker 1: That's not a fear of mine. I'm just assisting the

1093
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 1: mortician though. Right now, I'm not just cutting vacuum in

1094
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: and out, nobody sucking out no guts. I'm nothing to

1095
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 1: do nothing out doing that. No, I'm just gonna blew

1096
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 1: your eyes shut. Putting no lipstick on your money to

1097
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: do that though, though man clothes or nothing, no, same,

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01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 1: the same outfit he died in. I'm gonna be the

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01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 1: worst mortician. I'm not doing all that. He looks he

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01:15:47,439 --> 01:15:52,600
Speaker 1: looks so swollen. Yeah, how the body man? Yeah, he

1101
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 1: looked decomposed. Yeah, that's how they boughty man in his

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01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:03,840
Speaker 1: hand he still, That's how they bought all this mud

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01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,640
Speaker 1: under his finger nails. That's how they bought him in.

1104
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,679
Speaker 1: Did you even close his eyes that he was? Aye,

1105
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:15,679
Speaker 1: was open when they bought him in. We're not doing

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01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 1: all that. I'm not a funeral looking at us. None

1107
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:24,680
Speaker 1: of that, y'all closed casket. I told you the same

1108
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 1: which he was eating up. Go eat his hands, Go

1109
01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 1: be a you're crazy all right when I bought him

1110
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:40,560
Speaker 1: that sweatshirt and thank you? Great a one more we

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01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 1: can get to it quickly. Would you rather get struck

1112
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 1: by lightning or picked up by a tornado? We know

1113
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 1: what your answer is, Tommy, struck by lightning or picked

1114
01:16:52,520 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 1: up by a tornado? Oh far tornado taking? Yeah, yeah,

1115
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's gonna be. But I'll tell

1116
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 1: you what when you get hit by that lightning you

1117
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:11,800
Speaker 1: usually don't be right when you come to all right,

1118
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 1: today's round. Would rather you're listening to all right. Here

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01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:21,200
Speaker 1: we are our last break of the day. It's been

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01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: a good day. It's been Yeah, it's been a really

1121
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: good day. We got through it has some fun um

1122
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:32,360
Speaker 1: and now yeah hump day. That used to be Steve's

1123
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:39,200
Speaker 1: favorite commercial right there, that camel. All right, Steve, it's

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01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,760
Speaker 1: time for you to take us home with some of

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Speaker 1: your closing remarks as always, uh, you know, as as

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Speaker 1: I've decided to do a lot uh since I came

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01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 1: off my vacation, wants to just try to share with

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01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: you all a lot of things that I learned spiritually

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01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 1: over my vacation. I said, this is one of the

1130
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:06,719
Speaker 1: most spiritual awakenings I've had ever, and I really learned

1131
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 1: a lot spiritually, and I just wanted to share it

1132
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 1: with y'all because it's so many people out there who

1133
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,120
Speaker 1: love God. There's so many people out there who know God,

1134
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of people out there that's trying

1135
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:21,680
Speaker 1: to figure out where God at. It's some people out

1136
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 1: there thinking God that forgot about them, and you know,

1137
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you something that that's not true,

1138
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 1: God ain't forgot about you. Somebody said, one time, I

1139
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 1: keep praying for something that don't happen. Well, wait a minute,

1140
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:40,400
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Did it not happen the way you

1141
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 1: wanted it? Or it's not happening because usually it comes

1142
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,200
Speaker 1: out to be not the way you want it. But

1143
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 1: if you look closely closely, something is in the process

1144
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,960
Speaker 1: of being worked out. We just get impatient with the process.

1145
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:59,040
Speaker 1: How many times have I done that wanted something from

1146
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 1: God my way with and I was so focused on

1147
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,880
Speaker 1: it happening my way that I didn't look around and

1148
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:10,840
Speaker 1: realize He's actually operating and working something out. And if

1149
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 1: I would just look closely and show a little bit

1150
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,000
Speaker 1: more gratitude instead of complaining about what I don't have

1151
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: my way, find out that his way is probably better

1152
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:23,840
Speaker 1: than the one you got. Because see me, let me

1153
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:25,640
Speaker 1: tell you what loses a lot of people. You know,

1154
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 1: when when things going really really good in your life

1155
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 1: and you feel like you bless then you just feel

1156
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:35,639
Speaker 1: like God is smiling on you. But then life happens

1157
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:40,920
Speaker 1: you run into some rough patches on this journey. You

1158
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 1: have to understand that when you hit rough patches in

1159
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:49,920
Speaker 1: your life that God still smiling on you. It's just

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01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:57,320
Speaker 1: that sometimes allowing these adversities that come into your life,

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01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 1: sometime some of your verse adverse cities are a loud

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01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:04,080
Speaker 1: because it pulls you closer to God. Some of us

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01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:07,840
Speaker 1: need adversity to get closer to God. Some of us

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01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 1: don't understand that the adversities that we're facing in our

1165
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 1: life sometimes they just they seem they're covered in a mystery.

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01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:23,360
Speaker 1: But God, everything that happens to you. If you love

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01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:26,160
Speaker 1: God like so many of you do, if you want

1168
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 1: a relationship with God like so many of you do,

1169
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: it ends up working out for you one way or

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Speaker 1: the other. You know, you might be asking God to save,

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01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 1: make this man do right. Well, guess what if the

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01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: man is not right for you, why would God make

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01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: him do right? And he ain't the one for you? Sometimes, man,

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01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 1: you gotta go through some adversity because it pushes you

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01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 1: closer to God. It's like the other day I was

1176
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: talking about people get mad at people because they go

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01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:03,160
Speaker 1: to jail and they find Christ whoa hold, love, partner, partner,

1178
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:08,559
Speaker 1: keyword found Christ? What difference will make how they found him?

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Speaker 1: It's not you can decide how God has found I

1180
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:18,679
Speaker 1: found God. I get sad to say this, but it's true.

1181
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 1: I gets pushed close to to God when I get

1182
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 1: in the most trouble. Sad to say, but that's what's happened.

1183
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm just now learning to stay close to Him in

1184
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:34,560
Speaker 1: the good times, so when the bad times come, I

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01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 1: ain't that far away. I had to make that decision myself.

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01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 1: So when you see God in the good times, you

1187
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: also got to see God's face in the hard times.

1188
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:49,280
Speaker 1: Because this tool show pass you're just going through a process.

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01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: Everybody's life has to have adversity in it so you

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01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,480
Speaker 1: can appreciate the good times. You got to have adversity

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01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:59,439
Speaker 1: because it makes you draw closer to God. You gotta

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01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:03,560
Speaker 1: have adverse because you need to become experienced at what

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01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,840
Speaker 1: it is you're going through. So when it happens to

1194
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 1: you again, you know how to handle it better because

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01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 1: it's called life is just gonna keep happening. I see

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01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:17,519
Speaker 1: a lot of times, man, people they look at things

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01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: so wrong. You know, people get in their life, they

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01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:24,640
Speaker 1: get real busy bustling around and they're trying to accomplish

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Speaker 1: things through your own strength and your own ability. Well,

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01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,759
Speaker 1: let me tell you something about when you accomplish something

1201
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:36,280
Speaker 1: through your own strength and ability. Sometimes you succeed rather

1202
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:40,679
Speaker 1: well and other times you fail. But you don't want

1203
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 1: to miss what life is really about, and that's having

1204
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: a collaboration with God. Man. You want to have a

1205
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 1: relationship with God, so you don't get so full of yourself,

1206
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: like all your blessings is because of something you did.

1207
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: You ain't did nothing. Oh you might have worked hard,

1208
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:00,560
Speaker 1: but you can't make blessings come your way. Do you

1209
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 1: know if you had the ability didn't do this, you

1210
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:05,679
Speaker 1: know what your life would look like. And quit looking

1211
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: at other people and talking about Man, God on he's

1212
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 1: doing something for them. Man, I don't get this, and

1213
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 1: I sometimes I wanted this and I get this. It's

1214
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: called favor. Favor ain't fair. Favor is not giving out,

1215
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: say favors giving it out just because God is good.

1216
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 1: We have all benefited from favor. We've all received favor

1217
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:31,080
Speaker 1: we had no business getting. That's what grace and favor is. Man,

1218
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,040
Speaker 1: y'all come home. So I'm just trying to get y'all

1219
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:35,680
Speaker 1: to just think about it, man, form relationship with God. Man.

1220
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,800
Speaker 1: It really wants me to tell you that y'all have

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01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,080
Speaker 1: great We can Okay, we're getting close to it. How

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Speaker 1: for all Steve every contact, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited.

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Speaker 1: Participants must to be legal US residents at least eighteen

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01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,840
Speaker 1: years old, unless otherwise state. For complete contest rules, visit

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.