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Speaker 1: I leave, then I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm turning these off.

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Speaker 4: Welcome, do you need a ride? Oh my god, this

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Speaker 4: is Chris Fairbanks. This is care and we are We're

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Speaker 4: in beautiful Burbank.

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Speaker 5: Heillo, Hello, Hello, and we.

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Speaker 4: Almost left my car. We're in your car right now,

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Speaker 4: that's right. We almost left my car running.

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Speaker 5: Just running on the street.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just run. I was. My plan was to move

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Speaker 4: it in your driveway because I never noticed in all

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Speaker 4: these years that if I leave my car passed eight. Wow,

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Speaker 4: how much is the ticket I could have been getting?

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Speaker 5: I'm sure it was above eighty dollars the way they

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Speaker 5: do it in my town.

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Speaker 4: And if I have ever ed her ever ever, if

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Speaker 4: I had ever ever ed her, oh god, I always

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Speaker 4: like to start our episodes with a tiny stroke.

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Speaker 5: Did you do a ton of coke before this episode?

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Speaker 4: That just my normal bullet. I don't know what I heard.

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Speaker 4: A bullet is like a thing that shoots the exact

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Speaker 4: nostril serving you twisted. It shoots it, Yeah, and then

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Speaker 4: you can drop it on the ground and no coke

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Speaker 4: spills out. It sounds like a great invention.

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Speaker 5: Fucking thank god someone from fucking from the band Rush

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Speaker 5: invented that so that we could all have our coke protected.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: When you invent something that deals with coke being more

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Speaker 4: easily put into your nostril, who pays you?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 4: What company?

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Speaker 5: I guess? No, sorry Colombians Columbia.

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Speaker 4: You get a government check.

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Speaker 5: It's a stipend.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it either goes to that or Parks and

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Speaker 4: ret the TV show. Yes, we're going to bring it back.

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to coke it back.

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Speaker 4: One time I left my car. I had all these

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Speaker 4: paintings because I would do my painting in college at

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Speaker 4: my dad's because he had that is where I lived

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Speaker 4: one and then two he had a little paint studio

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Speaker 4: assignment was like five at least four by four foot paintings,

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Speaker 4: which is, Yeah, that's such a lazy assignment and it's

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Speaker 4: a lot of work, especially if you paint detailed, then

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Speaker 5: And then what if you painted with your dreadlock? Do

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Speaker 4: I can I can only imagine how angry I would

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Speaker 4: be at that very realistic thing that could have happened.

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Speaker 4: I dipped it. The reason I used my own hair,

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Speaker 5: Of of someone very specific.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's a very specific from Vermont trust fund student

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Speaker 5: When would you call him a Trustafarian? And if so,

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Speaker 5: what song would he sing?

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Speaker 4: It would sound a little bit like this came for

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Speaker 4: the mountains. I came to telemarkie styy ski Stey.

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Speaker 5: We've gone and so down that I know exactly when to.

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Speaker 5: It's like volleyball bump set and you come in with

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Speaker 5: Of course I did, Chris. I've been sitting next to

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Speaker 4: I am the Tash of comedy. No, I guess Daniel

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Speaker 4: Toash should be that. I'm the Peter Tosh of reggae comedy.

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Speaker 5: You're the Josh of comedy. That's where you are? I am. I.

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Speaker 4: Oh so I left. I went in to have my

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Speaker 4: paintings reviewed. Yes, and it's a three hour process, the

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Speaker 4: length of an art class, twice as long as all

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Speaker 4: the other people give art majors a lot of shit.

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Speaker 4: But you're in school twice as long.

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? And uh the whole time while we're uh, I

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Speaker 5: That's anyway my studio.

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Speaker 4: In studio, judging people's paintings, I can't think of what

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Speaker 5: Oh, got it? The County Fair.

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Speaker 4: I just haven't left the house much.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we're gonna work through all that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we are, we are. And I came out and

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Speaker 4: my car was moved, the keys were left, the ignition

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Speaker 4: my god, I left my car open, doors open, hatch

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know why not?

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Speaker 5: And in your mind you were like, my mom just

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Speaker 4: Why are my mittens not on pieces of yarn from

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Speaker 4: it's stolen my Ford Escort wagon. No, it was parked.

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Speaker 4: No one wants that it was perked legally in if

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Speaker 4: I'm not mistaken, they put money in a meter. I don't.

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Speaker 4: I wish they had left a note.

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Speaker 5: My keys, even the.

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Speaker 4: Way my keys were left on the seat likes all

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Speaker 5: Someone you know what I can I tell you my theory.

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Speaker 4: Yes, please.

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Speaker 5: A person who has done very bad things in his

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Speaker 5: or her life came upon your running car. It was like,

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Speaker 5: this is my chance to make it and turn it around.

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Speaker 5: Instead of stealing this or being peeing on the front

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Speaker 5: do now is be the Christian that I've always wanted

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Speaker 4: I'm worried that even more likely is that it's on

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Speaker 4: me in that it was a dreadlocked hippie dude that

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Speaker 5: He recycled his way to Montana and he was.

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Speaker 4: Like, I'm gonna do the right thing here, bro, and

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Speaker 4: annoyingly in a hippie way, moved my car and parked

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Speaker 5: Was there a residual smell of petuli and body odor?

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Speaker 4: I don't remember. I think it was well aired out,

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Speaker 5: Oh that's right, So he moved it, but he didn't close.

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Speaker 4: The doors right, right, He left the doors open like

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Speaker 4: it was at a car show for eighty one escort wagons.

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Speaker 5: Look inside and you'll see Chris's shirt. Well, I was

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Speaker 5: trying to make you feel better, because when you discovered

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Speaker 5: went to the CVS. And I love a good CVS trip.

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Speaker 5: I'll look at every goddamn new thing that I can

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Speaker 5: find at the end of the eyle.

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Speaker 4: I've been to the CVS with you, and yes, you do.

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Speaker 5: I take a good long time, well just in case

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Speaker 5: there's a new eyeshadow or something. Right, But when I

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Speaker 4: Also, because your car when it's running, it's just a

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Speaker 5: It is whisper quiet, yes, just like my washing machine.

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Speaker 4: So someone would have to get in to steal a

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Speaker 5: Driveable, yes, And that's also when they would realize the

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Speaker 5: a lot like Christine.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, you give a car? How did you have

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Speaker 5: I just called up the devil, he loud devil.

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Speaker 4: I like, I just watched Is it Brian de Palma

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Speaker 4: But a lot of people. Have you noticed how often

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Speaker 5: What online? Like on twin Yes that's right. Yeah, we

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm riddled with it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah I relate. Look at that moon. I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 4: And when I'm throwing a gig, I just can't help myself.

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Speaker 4: I act like an animal.

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Speaker 5: What's that?

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Speaker 4: Sir makes a lot of were wolf raw It's very

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well he likes the moon round and big and

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Speaker 4: I don't like to talk about lady spots.

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Speaker 5: You can, though I think I feel empowered by it.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna talk. I don't even look at women

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Speaker 4: this last month. I do not make eye contact. I

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Speaker 4: will no longer defend them on Twitter because I'll get blocked.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'll tell you that one later. But yeah, I

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Speaker 4: just it's I'm Twitter isn't the place to actually communicate,

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is one of those times where now we

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Speaker 4: How does that feel? All right? Now, Well, we're gonna

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00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 4: pull your hands up to the back of your neck

445
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 4: and just kind of elongate your spine towards the sky.

446
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 4: All your energy. Now, now, now, where are we? Now? Oh?

447
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 4: I got okay. We there's just a holiday funfair getting

448
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 4: in the way of our friend and us.

449
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 5: Oh I see, I see, I see. Okay, it's up

450
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 5: a little bit more. Oh okay, we'll be fine.

451
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 4: We will be fine.

452
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 5: We're gonna we're all gonna make it, not only on

453
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 5: this car trip, but America. We're gonna be okay. Yes,

454
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 5: don't worry. Even if there's full scale revolution, right, we're

455
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 5: gonna live.

456
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 4: It's not gonna happen in December because no one works

457
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 4: in December. Even revolutionaries.

458
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 5: He's going to go to Palm Springs.

459
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. The revolution will probably be during pilot season.

460
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 5: That's right. Everyone's already feeling very rejected and they have

461
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 5: nothing to lose.

462
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 4: Did you So you did go home for Thanksgiving? I did,

463
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,959
Speaker 4: and it was telling me some of the fun things

464
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 4: your father or sister said.

465
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 5: Fun of family quotes. God, damn it, I read a couple.

466
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 4: I'm setting you up to the sea.

467
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 5: Well my dad, No, I can't remember any of the tweets.

468
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 4: My dad.

469
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 5: Well, he always makes us watch sports that we don't

470
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 5: care about. Then I pretend I care about sports sarcastically,

471
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 5: just to just to fuck with him.

472
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,959
Speaker 4: That's what I do.

473
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 5: Do you really, tear dad?

474
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 4: I don't care about watching sports, and he's way into it.

475
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 4: But it's fun to sit with him.

476
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but do you like my dad will be like

477
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 5: telling me about individual players lives. I'll be like, oh ye,

478
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 5: and then it'll be like, ah, you be quiet because

479
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 5: he knows I'm being sarcastic.

480
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I don't. Yeah, I don't don't. We don't.

481
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 4: I don't jest my father. I have a little respect

482
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 4: for the man. Sorry, that was you know, that was

483
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 4: a joke. I was doing it. I was doing it

484
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 4: to you. Just now.

485
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 5: Oh, I see, you're justing me, but you won't just

486
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 5: him Yes, you're right. Fine, I mean it's not very common,

487
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 5: but fine. Usually we just our parents.

488
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 4: Right and respect our friends like father figures.

489
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 5: I mean, I paid for your fucking college, you did,

490
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 5: you think half of it?

491
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 4: The other was what's her name?

492
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 5: Okay, so you stopped driving?

493
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's a reason both your bumpers are torn off,

494
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 4: revealing wires and bolts.

495
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 5: This is La is one of the only places where people,

496
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 5: when they're lost and often are, they just let their

497
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 5: car kind of drift until they figure out where they're going.

498
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 5: They don't pull over, they don't like make it right,

499
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 5: They just kind of it's just kind of like, well,

500
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 5: let's see what happened.

501
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 4: You We were kind of doing it, but right now

502
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 4: that's true.

503
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 5: Right now, no one's around. We did the same and

504
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,239
Speaker 5: it was on a similar corner to that guy. I

505
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 5: just I just think exactly what that guy did was

506
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 5: doing oh drifting, fucking drifting on a Sunday afternoon.

507
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 4: In diesel type of drifting.

508
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 5: Let's go to Tokyo drifting. I saw it in the theater.

509
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 4: It's the perfect time of year to go to Tokyo Drift.

510
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 4: Candy canes, little dogs, little girls, lots of snowsh old

511
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 4: man bringing gifts, father yells, sister heads. Everybody loves the

512
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 4: Tokyo Christmas Drift.

513
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 5: Sorry, it's okay.

514
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 4: You forgot the original Tokyo premise, but it's still The

515
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 4: point is it's about Christmas.

516
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 5: That's right, everybody, And what is Christmas based in Christ?

517
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 5: So open your bibles to page.

518
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 4: First Corinthians eight nine eight.

519
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 5: Wait, that's code who Now everyone knows where to come

520
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 5: and kill me?

521
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 4: It always goes back to murder.

522
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 5: Wait, now, I thought I knew where matt Ingebrutson lives. Oh,

523
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 5: but apparently he has moved.

524
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 4: Oh okay, am I wrong? I do not know where.

525
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: I do not remember.

526
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 5: You don't remember where I'm wrong.

527
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 4: I do not remember where we picked them up in

528
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 4: the past.

529
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 5: Oh I see, yeah, I'm you know. I'm on the

530
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 5: wrong street right now. But I'm gonna go. I'm gonna

531
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 5: drift on down to it's one.

532
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 4: Block away, drift on through to the other side.

533
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 5: Yep.

534
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 4: Do you think people get sick of my impromptu song parodies?

535
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 5: I never and if they do. They're joyless fox, because

536
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 5: what was better than that?

537
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 4: I wish you had said a joyless fox, because I'm

538
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: kind of attracted to pretty people that got a chip

539
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 4: on their shoulder. You're a joyless.

540
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 5: Fox, sir, what you're a bummer hottie?

541
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 4: Look at that grumpy cougar.

542
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I see, I actually put the directions on,

543
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 5: which is what I should have done all along.

544
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know what so close now that straight

545
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 4: rings a bell. He does live in the same house.

546
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I guess it's me.

547
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 4: No, that's not what I was doing, but I guess sort.

548
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 5: Of at the end of the day. Yes, it's exactly

549
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 5: what happened.

550
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 4: I went What did I do? I went to I

551
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 4: just went to Thanksgiving a house of skateboarders or my

552
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 4: friend at TIBA. He's like a well known photographer of

553
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: skateboarding and basketball, and they were like, it was the

554
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 4: best food. Isn't it funny that later in life, young,

555
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 4: your friends make better Thanksgiving meals than you ever had

556
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 4: from any of your dry turkey grandma's. Yes, Oh my god,

557
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 4: it was good.

558
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 5: Because people really care and some people.

559
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 4: And they're following recipes, not they're what they used to

560
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 4: do back in seventy eight, or.

561
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 5: Like maybe their their mom was a really good cook

562
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 5: and you would have never known it because they just

563
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 5: when they were in their twenties just ate mic Ray

564
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 5: popcorn and got drunk right right like you? Why would

565
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 5: you know?

566
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am Did I tell you? I also went

567
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 4: into a priority. Did I tell you how I met

568
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 4: Terry Bradshaw? And yeah? Oh I did that. We talked

569
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 4: about that on here. Yes, God, I'm out of stories.

570
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 5: Hey listen, we're about to make some.

571
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 4: Oh, let's make history.

572
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 5: We're gonna Uh. Those fire trucks really fucked me up.

573
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 4: Yeah they really did.

574
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 5: I mean, I just yeah, I get it, I get it.

575
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: I get it. Yeah, they really. We were thrown for

576
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 4: a loop. There's a lot.

577
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 5: I mean, what then the living Hell?

578
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 4: Well, the night of the Living Hell? What the whid

579
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 4: world of hell?

580
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 5: It is a wide world, several levels, different types of tortures. Yes,

581
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 5: oh I get it. Look we're here. He think he

582
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 5: did move.

583
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, into a beautiful mansion.

584
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 5: I guess he's a mansoneer these days.

585
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 4: Well, I guess you know what they say, get a

586
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 4: TV show, they pay, Well, that's right. These houses are

587
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 4: silly if he lives on the street, I'm going to

588
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 4: be very upset with him.

589
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 5: You skin of a bitch matting the brutes.

590
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 4: Here we go, maddening a.

591
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 5: Let's okay, I'm texting him now.

592
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 4: Yes, I do. We have to address that. We're almost

593
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 4: a full hour late.

594
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 5: I told him. I don't know if we have addressed

595
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 5: to anybody else.

596
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 4: Oh okay, good good. I'm glad you told him.

597
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I told him, because it's the thing that means

598
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 5: you are mad.

599
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 4: But you just told him.

600
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 5: I just told him.

601
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 4: Did you tell him you're going to be I told you.

602
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 5: I told him twenty minutes late.

603
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: Did you the doctor that sample of your cerebral Yeah?

604
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 4: I gave him a piece of my mind. Did you

605
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 4: I'm gonna come up with a third one? Okay, did

606
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 4: you did?

607
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 5: You's a lot of pressure you.

608
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 4: Did you have a one way conversation with your friend?

609
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 4: I gave him a talking to?

610
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 5: Oh? Talking too?

611
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

612
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 5: Did you have a two part conversation with this? That's

613
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 5: easy for me. I was just sitting back here.

614
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 4: Do you hand your friend that muppet shaped like a

615
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 4: number from Sesame Straight? Oh? Yeah, I gave him a

616
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 4: talking too. There we go, fucking fixed.

617
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 5: It you triple fixed that shy.

618
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 4: Someone should give me a job. I'm I'm doing okay,

619
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 4: just doing comedy lately and drawing. What have you been

620
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 4: doing me?

621
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 5: I've been doing podcasting and doing podcasts.

622
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 4: Did you go anywhere fun? Where's the funnest place you

623
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 4: guys have come gone to do your murder?

624
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 5: Florida?

625
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 4: Oh? Really? Huh oh that's great? A Hi.

626
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 5: Is that opening?

627
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh oh, there's a mic that might trip you up?

628
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 4: That Karen, Chris, buddy, here's too in a masculine way.

629
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 4: It's good to see you.

630
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 6: Good to see you too. Thanks for having me, Thanks

631
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 6: for giving me a ride in your car. The name

632
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 6: of the podcast, right, yes, giving me a d in

633
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 6: your car.

634
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 5: It's time to give you a ride in this car, Karen.

635
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 6: This car is great.

636
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a beautiful vehicle, isn't it.

637
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 5: Thank you so much? I built it from scratch, which

638
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 5: is probably my proudest piece.

639
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 6: You're an auto worker.

640
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 5: I really am right in Detroit.

641
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 6: That's how I think of you.

642
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 4: Nay, an auto artist.

643
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 5: I would say, Oh, I was so far away. I

644
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 5: was basically driving to year old apartment.

645
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 4: Did you move?

646
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 6: I did move. I used to live over on Clayton.

647
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 4: I was wrong.

648
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 5: Where do you live, Karen?

649
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 6: What's your address? Why didn't you just say that out

650
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 6: loud right now?

651
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 5: Okay, live in Burbank?

652
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 6: Oh you do? Did you? You still live over here?

653
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 5: I did in the nineties when I was on drugs.

654
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 6: Hell. Yeah, that's why I'm over.

655
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 5: Here right now. Yeah.

656
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: There was a time, I believe when one of our

657
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 4: first episodes with Rob Delaney and I did say his

658
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 4: I dress out loud, that's right, and I said, no,

659
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 4: I'll addit that and I think I forgot I guess what.

660
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 4: No one murdered him.

661
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 5: So far he had to move to England.

662
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's the reason. It wasn't the show they

663
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 4: gave him. Speaking speaking of shows being given or making nothing,

664
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 4: no one gave you anything. You you built it yourself, like.

665
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 5: That's right.

666
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 6: That was given to me like a lottery. They did.

667
00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 4: They still do it that way.

668
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 6: It was a raffle ticket. I a lot of raffle

669
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Speaker 6: ticket and then.

670
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Speaker 4: I wear it.

671
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 5: What show.

672
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 6: Comedy central dot com? The show it's a webs show

673
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 6: about what the website comedy central dot com.

674
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 5: Oh that must be good.

675
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 4: It's wonderful. I liked the last season called Adamfilms dot com.

676
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 6: I remember, yeah, come on?

677
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 5: Was that that was Adam Films, the one with the

678
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 5: child pimp where I was like, this is inappropriate and

679
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 5: I don't like it.

680
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 4: I don't know that was It was Comedy Central though.

681
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 4: They were just doing that thing that I don't know

682
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 4: why people do it where they launch a new like

683
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 4: when Spider the ski clothing company made snowboard stuff. They

684
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 4: didn't just call it Spider snowboard clothes, you know, they

685
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 4: had to call it strike and then it went out

686
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: of business because everyone's like, what strike. I don't know

687
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

688
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 5: No, no, because your parallel is is a like an

689
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 5: extreme sports parallel, like.

690
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 6: Fair Banks to be your brand manager. He has no

691
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 6: experience but a lot of ideas.

692
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 5: And you can snowboard. That's the goodness.

693
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 6: Do you still snowboarders?

694
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 4: I got this whole body pain thing, but I will

695
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 4: one day.

696
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 6: How's that going?

697
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 4: Oh? Great? This is great.

698
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 6: It's nice how your body just becomes more painful as

699
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 6: the years go on.

700
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 4: I gotta I think I will snowboard this winter. I

701
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 4: got a fake hip and it feels good.

702
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 6: And you want you want to fling it down a mountain.

703
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, uh, if I did go snowboarding, it's

704
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 4: my other, my untouched hip that I'm worried about. Now,

705
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 4: that's the one that's really popping and locking.

706
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 5: You don't let anyone touch it.

707
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: No, no, certainly not a dot. No slow dancing your

708
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 4: hands above the two feet.

709
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 6: This is a dumb question. You have two hips, it's

710
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 6: not just one big hip. I know there's two sides

711
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 6: to the hip.

712
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,479
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to do a snowboard sparks analogy because

713
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're saying.

714
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 6: We get a textbook out. I want to take a

715
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 6: look at this.

716
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 5: You know, mountain us down on two sides.

717
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 4: Right now, you're speaking my language. I already know what

718
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 4: you meant because I heard jokingly starting a sports analogy. Yeah,

719
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 4: I have two yeah, two independent hips. One of them

720
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 4: they're both worn out. One of them was more worn out.

721
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 4: So they put metal basically on my bone and then

722
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 4: in the socket and now I feel great after months

723
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 4: of pain, but feel great. So when is Matt When

724
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 4: is your show coming out?

725
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 6: It comes out January seventeenth, twenty eighteen, and it is

726
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 6: no longer called Hunt in Deville.

727
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 4: Under Mifflin it is now called Corporate.

728
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you're in an episode of it. Did you

729
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 6: know that?

730
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well I never know, you know if.

731
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 6: I'm do you know what we were doing that day, Chris,

732
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 6: I do know that now I'm.

733
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 4: Super dumb as shit. I could be edited out.

734
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 5: That's what I thought. That's what I always am gonna

735
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 5: have always a chance.

736
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that was a fun moment. It was funny,

737
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 4: And then afterwards I was like, that was fun. I

738
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: bet that stays in.

739
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 5: Are you an office worker?

740
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 6: He's on a corporate retreat, yes, nice.

741
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 5: Nice doing extreme sports.

742
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 6: No, he's in a couple of scenes. One of them.

743
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 6: I won't spoil anything. He has one of the funniest

744
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 6: lines I think in the show. But it's it's in

745
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 6: they're in like a share circle and at a corporate

746
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 6: retreat and he shares a deep, dark secret that he

747
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 6: should not have shared. Watched the show to find out.

748
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, what my secret is?

749
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 5: I really like your guys promos because they're super plain. Yeah,

750
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 5: and it makes it not a bad way, but like

751
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 5: it makes you go, what is this because it just

752
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 5: is like comedy centralist, corporate?

753
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 4: Yes, weod where have you seen the promos?

754
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 6: There's billboards around town.

755
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 4: Oh god, I haven't even got to look up, Chris.

756
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 4: I gotta get out of the house the billboards.

757
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 5: You're running a red lights.

758
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, he really was just unfair.

759
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever had any intense road ragie or

760
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 6: incidents on this podcast?

761
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 5: Yes, yes he did.

762
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 4: In just one episode. There were two pretty pretty clearly.

763
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 4: Like was Todd Glass. It was Tod Glass.

764
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 6: Yeah.

765
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 4: First we saw this guy on a bike. I did

766
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 4: antagonize him. He was like a he was riding his bike,

767
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: but he's being very strange and weaving around member and

768
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 4: he had that cocky look on his face, and I

769
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 4: just said, yeah, yeah, we see you. And he took

770
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 4: out his bike lock and chased us whoa and tried

771
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 4: to swing and hit Karen's mirror off and then just

772
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 4: shot into an unprotected intersection and did cars almost hit him.

773
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 4: I thought that he almost died and I don't know.

774
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 4: He was a lunatic and that's crazy. Moments later, we

775
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 4: saw a guy get punched out at a bus stop

776
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 4: right next to the car.

777
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 5: And he was he was like knocked out before he

778
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 5: hit the ground. It was one of the craziest, most

779
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 5: violent things I've.

780
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 4: Ever seen, and the guy was not satisfied, and he's

781
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 4: like not knocked out enough, and he was grabbing I'm

782
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 4: and slamming and sat down. It was very I remember

783
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 4: it very much affecting Todd Glass emotionally.

784
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 6: Have you ever been in a fight?

785
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, okay, that's the episode of this far with

786
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 4: me forever.

787
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 6: We'll never stop driving the car together.

788
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,720
Speaker 4: None of them are ever. They all make me feel gross.

789
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 4: I've been in a few fights.

790
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 5: Wait a second, I think we talked about this when

791
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 5: you were on the show last time, Matt, because if

792
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,479
Speaker 5: I am guessing correctly, you've never been in a fight.

793
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 6: I was punched in fifth grade. Okay, yeah, but we

794
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 6: might have. Maybe this is my only topic of conversation.

795
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 5: Are you're the only question you ever asked? You anything?

796
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 6: So little to offer the world?

797
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 4: I think that it probably has a lot to do

798
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 4: with You're You're a tall, intimidating, more intimidating than me,

799
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 4: and I'm shorter and everyone so I write punch people. Yeah,

800
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 4: that guy when he just passed me on the low

801
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 4: and he's going to do it for that.

802
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 5: Guy, cumulating that guy must be Italian? What the fuck?

803
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 6: It's Yeah, you're basically allowed to be racist against.

804
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 5: Italians, right, and they're the only ones left.

805
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can just straight up do it and it's

806
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 6: kind of fine.

807
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 4: Well, the color of his car was that of a

808
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 4: pizza box though it was like black and red stripes,

809
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 4: and there was a little green logo on it.

810
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 5: Someone described this terrible bike this guy is riding right here,

811
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 5: or girl.

812
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 4: It's a banana seat cruiser. Gooy. But she was easy

813
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 4: on the eyes, surprisingly, and then she would ask Chris,

814
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 4: I think she was Italian.

815
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 5: Throw your door open.

816
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 4: That's how my mom met my lunch lady once.

817
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 5: Now he's just in front of me. You didn't get

818
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 5: any further surf passing me on the left.

819
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 4: Oh guy, I wish we could pass him.

820
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 6: It would be really this dumb, dumb man.

821
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 4: God, he's dumb.

822
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 6: Definitely a man. I know that. Yeah.

823
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 4: One time my lunch lady had a broken arm and

824
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 4: I realized that was the lady my mom threw open

825
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 4: the door and she was riding a bike on our street.

826
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and then I had to put it together.

827
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 4: She was also had her own access talk show What.

828
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Speaker 6: I Was.

829
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 4: May have been. It was called by the Way with

830
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 4: v Thompson.

831
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 5: The lunch lady.

832
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 6: Yeah.

833
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I realized that later in my Oh wow,

834
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 4: he's doing it again and he almost hit that car.

835
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 6: Okay, speed up, watch an accident.

836
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 4: You're about to see that fight you want to see?

837
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 4: So goddamn bed by the way with v.

838
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 5: Thompson is the best thing I've ever heard. This car

839
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 5: is passing people on the left on Sountain.

840
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 4: I am, wow, let's can we call the cops on

841
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 4: him and let's do it.

842
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 5: Let's just tailor.

843
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let's do it.

844
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 5: You guys meet us on sunset.

845
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 4: I'm gonna. I'm gonna all right, no, no, non't okay?

846
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 4: Can I say? Quit driving like that?

847
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 5: Do you remember the bike lock incidents?

848
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 4: Chris Man?

849
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 6: I know I'm a giant man, but I have nothing

850
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 6: to offer the world and I can't fight. You.

851
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 5: Just punch your arm out the window and just see

852
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 5: what happens. Just punch his car.

853
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: I maybe it has to do with where I grew

854
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 4: up and people were quick to punch each other. Good month.

855
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 5: You're mountain people out there.

856
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, people just drank a lot and they fight

857
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 4: out aboard them. Montana not anymore. I don't think I

858
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 4: think it's better now.

859
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 5: Matt, You're from Texas, where no one is violent.

860
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a bunch of perfectly peaceful, law biting, upstanding citizens,

861
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 6: forward thinking yep.

862
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 4: Oddly though, I was in Dallas yesterday and they had

863
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 4: these lime green bikes and you just get on an

864
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 4: app and for one dollar for an hour, you get

865
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 4: this bike. It just unlocks via the app.

866
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 6: You're right.

867
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 4: There was thousands of them in downtown Dallas, which is

868
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 4: for them to be, you know, a classic oil town,

869
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 4: that progressive. It was. It was pretty impressive.

870
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 5: I like Dallas.

871
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Dallas was awesome.

872
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were just there. It was.

873
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 6: I was in. I went to call it an Austin,

874
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 6: which is a cool city.

875
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to live there.

876
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I forget that about you. Yeah, that's our connection.

877
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 4: I forget I forget about our connection too. We've made

878
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 4: so many other more valid connections, like what.

879
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 5: Guy is named for sex? That's an awesome connection.

880
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

881
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, and really trump that Austin.

882
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 5: Oh did you notice it's a full moon tonight?

883
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 6: I did notice that. Does that mean anything to you?

884
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 5: It does?

885
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 6: Are you a Taurus?

886
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 5: Yes? Will they say that usually people are more violent

887
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 5: or like that, the e rs are more crowded? Really,

888
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 5: and police there's more police activity on full note.

889
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 4: Sure really and.

890
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 5: Say that as well, there's more wolf men. The wolfman

891
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 5: attest to it.

892
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on this whole cosmic like astrology

893
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 4: and everything.

894
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 6: Matt, I think that my I feel like there probably

895
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 6: is something going on, but I don't think anybody knows

896
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 6: what the fuck is right going on. I don't think that, uh,

897
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 6: the person writing the Sagittarius, which is what I am

898
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 6: paragraph in the in the newspaper, knows anything.

899
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 5: I agree such a Sagittarius thing to say that you

900
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 5: have to know about that.

901
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 4: Someone said that to me, and I'm Aquarius. I said,

902
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 4: I don believing And there's that's so aquarius of you.

903
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 5: That's what I say every time.

904
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I am getting bored not believing in anything,

905
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 6: and so I'm thinking about diving back into believing in something,

906
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 6: right astrology.

907
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 4: You know what, just just have it be church.

908
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 5: Let it be astrology. That would be amazing. If you're

909
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 5: just getting insanely.

910
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 6: In, I go, you know, waist deep into astrology because

911
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 6: you're letting it happen. Yeah. I just want something.

912
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 5: Sometimes like a life threatening illness or a sudden death

913
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 5: in the family will kick you into believing something all right.

914
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, or make you less of a believer

915
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 4: in anything? Right? Yeah?

916
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 6: Why would they have done this to me?

917
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly? Man. I do remember one time I was

918
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 4: leaving a bar and there was a drunk lady that

919
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 4: looked like she drank a lot. And as as she

920
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 4: was leaving, she looked at me and my friend and

921
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 4: she said.

922
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 6: I believe in God.

923
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 5: She said, I believe in God Jesus.

924
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 4: Like, how much have you had to? She said, hello Aquarius,

925
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 4: Hello Scorpio. And we just looked at each other and said,

926
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 4: I'm I'm Are you a Scorpio? I'm She in passing

927
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 4: by looking.

928
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 5: At us, my favorite.

929
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: Wow.

930
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 4: It was horrifying to me.

931
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 5: I love it.

932
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 4: I believe I left that moment and went home.

933
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: You left Texas.

934
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 4: I know that was Montana. That was a long time ago.

935
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 4: With my friend Zach. He's dead now. No who's died

936
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 4: in your friend's circle?

937
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 6: I got a few, yeah, but not that many. I'm

938
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 6: still I'm still skating on, like I'm writing that pocket

939
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 6: where people are just starting My friends are just starting

940
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 6: to get married, and not very many of them are

941
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 6: dying yet. Right, It's a lovely time in my life.

942
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 4: That's nice.

943
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 5: They call that the Golden year.

944
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, wait till you hit forty boy, everyone's

945
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 4: going to be dead.

946
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 6: I do remember. Yeah, my grandma when she was older,

947
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 6: just every time I saw her, she just listed off

948
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 6: the people who had died. That was like her opening conversation.

949
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 4: That's like, yeah, my dad went to his high school reunion.

950
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 4: I guess the fifth one. Yeah, and uh and and

951
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 4: or six. I don't know, it doesn't I bet all

952
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 4: people talk about is who's dead and what joints you've

953
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 4: had replaced? That's all they talk about.

954
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 5: So and Game of Thrones and of.

955
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 4: Course go ot and who's died and got joints replaced?

956
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 5: On the Do.

957
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 6: You guys keep up with Game of Thrones?

958
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 5: I love it?

959
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 6: I do too.

960
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 4: It's my Kardashian It's so good it is.

961
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 6: It just gives me all the stuff I want. It's like, yeah,

962
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 6: show me sex and violence and incest.

963
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 4: Yep.

964
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 6: The thing I want to watch on HBO is incest.

965
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 5: It turns out I made my sister and my niece watch.

966
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 5: Is her name Leanna Moormont, the Little Queen, the nine

967
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 5: year old Queen.

968
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 4: Okay, oh, she's amazing.

969
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 5: The Bear Island Queen. That kid I made my sister

970
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 5: and my niece watched that speech that she gives of

971
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 5: and still you did not answer the call or whatever

972
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 5: she says to everybody. And then after that, and my

973
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 5: sister was kind of like, thanks for what having my

974
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 5: daughter watch Game of Thrones, right, But then my niece

975
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 5: looked it up and the actress that plays her is

976
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 5: on a TV show called The Worst Witch. And my

977
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 5: niece started watching The Worst Witch. She's like, it's really good, Auntie,

978
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 5: kare she got into it? Oh, we are so happy.

979
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 4: She's a fan of that girl that's probably her age. Yes,

980
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 4: Oh that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, that kid blows me away.

981
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 5: She's amazing.

982
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 6: Do you feel as an aunt are you like trying

983
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 6: to infiltrate your niece's mind?

984
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 5: Yes, because only because Yes, For a little while, she

985
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 5: went through a phase like she used to have great taste.

986
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 5: She loved like Peanuts and like Snoopy cartoons and stuff.

987
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 5: She's a good taste in the beginning. Then when she

988
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 5: was like seven, she started loving Gilbert. She started becoming

989
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 5: alright Republican, No, she'd be started loving Full House and

990
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 5: she would recite entire episodes to me like, and then

991
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 5: the little girls went upstairs and I was like, I

992
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 5: can't listen to this. I'm really mad.

993
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 4: At you right now. Yeah.

994
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, but now she's coming back around to She likes,

995
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 5: you know, YouTube shows and things that her friends.

996
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 6: Like, and you're slipping her Zeppelin CD. That's right, get

997
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 6: her some skinner to take.

998
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 5: This is a band called Traffic. You're not that popular.

999
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 5: It's more of a musicians musicians.

1000
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 4: Especially these B sides. It's just moments where they fuck up.

1001
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 5: I'm getting her into a ton of jam bands.

1002
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 6: Setting her up for success. Chris. Do you have n nephews?

1003
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I have. I have two beautiful little twin nieces.

1004
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 4: Well they're not little anymore. They're almost teenagers. My nephew's seventeen.

1005
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 6: Now, they're older than you.

1006
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 5: That's crazy.

1007
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 4: He's a giant football player. He's a version of me

1008
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 4: that's taller and more physically superior.

1009
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 6: But is he as funny as you? Chris?

1010
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 4: He's very funny, and he does impressions. He does a

1011
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 4: Jason Statham. I can't even touch that.

1012
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 6: Why don't you just go jump off a cliff? Then?

1013
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 4: Yeah? And I never played football, and he listens to

1014
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 4: cool mears bands that I've never even heard of.

1015
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 6: Like, uh, you know, Karen, I think you should consider

1016
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 6: him as your new co host for this podcast.

1017
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 5: Oh good idea, How is it?

1018
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 4: They're great? They were great. They were great. He's got

1019
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 4: wide hips and a big bubbly ass. Alex be listening

1020
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 4: right now, and that's Alex.

1021
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 5: Sorry, must be weird.

1022
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 4: Those are my mom's words, my sister, I mean, his mom.

1023
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 4: That's God.

1024
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 5: Just blame every woman in your life, but yourself sounds fine.

1025
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 4: I'm every woman.

1026
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 5: It's all in me. What about you, Matt? Do you

1027
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 5: have that?

1028
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 6: I do not have any aet my I have two

1029
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 6: older sisters and one younger sister. My little sister's about

1030
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 6: to get married, and my two older sisters are not

1031
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 6: married and don't have kids. Okay, so we're counting on

1032
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 6: my little sister to pull her weight. And because my

1033
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 6: mom is the type of person who if she had

1034
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 6: a grand children, it would grandchild, it would complete her life,

1035
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 6: and we've all let her down in a huge, huge way.

1036
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad wants more, and he's looking at me.

1037
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 6: That's very great.

1038
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just wants his hands on another baby.

1039
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's is this the mini that was going crazy ship. No, damn,

1040
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 5: it's not even a mini Oh no, wait, so, Matt,

1041
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 5: you grew up with three sisters.

1042
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 6: Three sisters.

1043
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 5: I don't think we talked about that last time. That's fascinating.

1044
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1045
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 5: Do you think it's crafted your personality?

1046
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 6: I think so.

1047
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too.

1048
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 6: In hell, well, I think that Chris, did you have brothers?

1049
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 4: No, I had one sister.

1050
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 6: I guess I can't come back because I didn't have brothers.

1051
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 6: But I feel like if you have brothers, there's a

1052
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 6: greater chance of you being a bad person. I think

1053
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 6: if you have if you're a dude with brothers, it's

1054
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 6: like too much just beating each other up as a child,

1055
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 6: or just like weird competitive. I just I had like

1056
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 6: three sisters taming all of my worst instincts. I think.

1057
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1058
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 5: Well, and also you get you learn a lesson of that,

1059
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 5: Like women are in and of the world, so it's

1060
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 5: not you don't aren't shocked and upset by it once

1061
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 5: you get out into the world.

1062
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 6: That's exactly right. Yeah, my littles are gonna be married

1063
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 6: December fifteenth, and I'm I am officiating the wedding.

1064
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's cool.

1065
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 4: Are you looking forward to that.

1066
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 6: I am, and I have also put off writing the

1067
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 6: ceremony until now. So I'm writing it and it's hard.

1068
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 6: I'm like, I love the beast. So far, I've written

1069
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 6: a lot of jokes that like two pages of yes

1070
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 6: of like jokes that I'm gonna have to cut most

1071
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 6: up because nobody gives a shit. Yeah, but the part

1072
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 6: that I don't have down yet is where I need

1073
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 6: to be, Like, marriage is this I don't know any

1074
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about marriage, and I don't I

1075
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 6: think marriage is kind of dumb. I'm sorry, I think

1076
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 6: say that and I'm my little sister. If you're listening, Emily,

1077
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but you're making a terrible decision about taking

1078
00:51:59,040 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 6: just twist.

1079
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 5: It's like, so it's like marriage is what you make it? Yes,

1080
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 5: type of what's the better way to say the thing

1081
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 5: you actually mean? Yeah?

1082
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 6: Can you ghost write this wedding ceremony?

1083
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 5: I'm happy to ye. I'm actually just gonna pull something

1084
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 5: out of like a quotable website actually.

1085
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 6: Send it to Kurt Brownholder helped me. He has officiated

1086
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 6: a handful of boddings and has like a whole format

1087
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 6: written out that he's me and so I'm just like

1088
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 6: filling in the dots.

1089
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,959
Speaker 4: Like he's done a dozen.

1090
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, something like, wow, he's a priest, right.

1091
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kurt Browlinholder is a priest.

1092
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 4: I can see him being really good at that though.

1093
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 6: Yeah he Yeah, they're really funny. He sent me a

1094
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 6: couple ceremonies and they read just like funny stand up

1095
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 6: backs of his Oh wow, but yeah, so I'm doing that.

1096
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 5: And it's basically like when Emily was seven years old.

1097
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 5: We knew that she would this because she did that.

1098
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 6: Yeah. Ye, we shared bunk beds as a kid, So

1099
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 6: I'm going to mention how much we fought about bunk

1100
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 6: bed Who got the top bunk? Is that good?

1101
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 4: Yeah? And you should compare it with who gets the

1102
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 4: top with her? Yeah, I mean yea, make it about him.

1103
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 6: And Karen, you're out.

1104
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 5: I was going to say the same thing. You just

1105
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 5: interrupted episode you're excited to be back?

1106
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 4: And then cool, Oh yeah that's nice, a little sunset gradient, Well, hello, are.

1107
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 5: You what's going on? I didn't realize that I was

1108
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 5: actually joke. I just joke like flirt sits at him,

1109
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 5: and but he looked straight.

1110
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 6: Up yeah sensual.

1111
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 4: I don't mean we all were looking him right in

1112
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 4: the eyes and he was mid buggeryat Oh god, yeah, hey,

1113
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 4: what happens in your car? Racism?

1114
00:53:54,440 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay, it's okay now, Karen, it's not ok

1115
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 6: Was that man attractive? Did you find that man attractive?

1116
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 5: Now? That man looked like someone who would be on

1117
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 5: the show Arrow. Yes, I'm not interested in actor looking

1118
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 5: type people.

1119
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 6: He looked a little like a guy who would be

1120
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 6: the lead of a country band that plays at bars

1121
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 6: in Austin too. He had a little bit of like

1122
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 6: that look.

1123
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 5: I bet you if he got out and stood up,

1124
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 5: he would have a lot of bracelets on, and he

1125
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 5: would have jeans that had embroidery on the bath.

1126
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 6: Karen, what do you have against embroidery.

1127
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 5: I was stabbed in the eye by an embroiderous by.

1128
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 6: When you were three, And that's how you say the word.

1129
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 5: Now, that's what gave me my speech.

1130
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 4: And it happened, you know, Stallone and Maria Shriver.

1131
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 5: You know what I feel bad about right now? We

1132
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 5: didn't get your coffee, man, and we got ourselves skilled.

1133
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 6: And can I tell you something, I would have loved

1134
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 6: a coffee.

1135
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 4: Oh that makes it worse.

1136
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 6: I'm going to just get out of the car right now,

1137
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 6: go back to it's serious. No, I'm okay. I'm actually

1138
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 6: going to a coffee shop after this where I will

1139
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 6: get myself a free coffee.

1140
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 4: Oh, at yours where your comedy concert.

1141
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 6: Is, right, that's right, my comedy concert.

1142
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, is that? Does it start at nine or eight?

1143
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 6: Eight? Oh? Oh?

1144
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 4: Show good? Oh good? I said, shoot, but I meant good,

1145
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,720
Speaker 4: Oh god god shoot, oh show show.

1146
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 6: And you guys have both done my comedy show, and

1147
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 6: you're both very funny on it.

1148
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 5: The last time I did your comedy show, I feel

1149
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 5: like I didn't do well because I started by saying

1150
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 5: I don't like cou Yeah, I basically did. I was

1151
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 5: kind of like, this is comedy's pointless.

1152
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 6: It does. I don't remember you saying that, but I

1153
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 6: do feel that right now about comedy. Yeah, it's like

1154
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 6: what are we doing?

1155
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1156
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 4: Do we all hate it right now?

1157
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 5: It's all the same.

1158
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel it doesn't feel great right now?

1159
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, me either, me either.

1160
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 5: I'd rather just write think pieces.

1161
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1162
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 4: Do you remember do you remember Matt that time that you,

1163
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 4: because of rain, your show was indoors in your bookstore

1164
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 4: and this guy came in with his girlfriend and you

1165
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 4: just started attacking him in the most why.

1166
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 6: It was it was in a bad mood that night.

1167
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 4: It was so great though. You really were specifically just

1168
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 4: and they were laughing at first, and then you kept

1169
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 4: doing it, and then they decided they'd leave.

1170
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 6: It's so funny too, Like I was laughing because as

1171
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 6: a principal in the past couple of years, I'm deliberately

1172
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 6: nice to people I talked to in the audience or

1173
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 6: I try to make challenge myself to do that. But

1174
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 6: there was a time when I was just bitter and

1175
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 6: mean to what I was talking to.

1176
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. I loved watching it because it's not your personality.

1177
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 4: I'd like that with anyone where I see them be

1178
00:56:55,200 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 4: mean on stage a role and then and then in

1179
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 4: person they are the sweetest, you know what I mean.

1180
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 4: And that's me talking about you. Yeah, you got sweet

1181
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 4: is the word I use.

1182
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 5: There was a one time at Largo, Zach Alphanax was

1183
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 5: on stage and he walked outside with the microphone and

1184
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 5: was on the sidewalk and he made this couple that

1185
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 5: were walking by come in and stand on stage, and

1186
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 5: then he started interviewing them and come to find out

1187
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 5: they both worked at Halliburton and he began to ream

1188
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 5: them and it was totally real and he was not

1189
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 5: trying to be funny. He was like, you do realize

1190
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 5: that you are the enemy, and like it was it

1191
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 5: was so uncomfortable, and they just kind of stood there laughing,

1192
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 5: and they were young. It was very weird. But he

1193
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 5: was livid. He was like legitimately angry at both of them.

1194
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 4: It's funny when you said that, I was thinking of

1195
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 4: him because he is someone that is sweet in person,

1196
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 4: so sweet, and and he can be mean and scary

1197
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 4: as a as a movie character or whatever on stage.

1198
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: That's what did he say to them.

1199
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 5: It was just like, because he's so politically kind of

1200
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 5: and always has been very dialed into like that kind

1201
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 5: of politics of like those what's happening now, which is

1202
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 5: basically all the insane psychopaths that aren't so greedy they

1203
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 5: don't give a fuck about what happens to anybody.

1204
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, the money behind podcast.

1205
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so it was just like the war machine

1206
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 5: and you know you kill you know, you're killing the

1207
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 5: lower and middle class. So that what I can't remember.

1208
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 5: It was really heavy and at the time I never knew.

1209
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 5: I didn't follow anything or pay attention to anything like

1210
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 5: what is he talking about? Like I am on his side,

1211
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 5: I don't know what's happening.

1212
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

1213
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 6: Another bad moment I had on stage once, which was

1214
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 6: another sort of turning point where it's like, I need

1215
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 6: to stop being mean to Heckler's. Yeah, there was. I

1216
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 6: was a Westside comedy theater and I was in the

1217
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 6: green room and I kept hearing like people dealing with

1218
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 6: the Heckler outside, right, and then they'd come back and

1219
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 6: to be like, there's this fucking woman and drunk woman

1220
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 6: in the front row and she's the worst. And I

1221
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 6: got the sense I wasn't really watching any of the show,

1222
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 6: just hanging it on the green room, and I got

1223
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 6: the sense that everyone hated her. Right, So I went

1224
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 6: out on stage and within within the first sentence of

1225
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 6: the first setup to the first joke I was telling,

1226
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 6: she spouted off something to me and I just bent

1227
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 6: down and pointed like interface was like, you're a fucking nightmare,

1228
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 6: and nobody laughed, and the audience turned on me so

1229
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 6: hard in that moment, and I spent most of the

1230
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 6: rest of myself apologizing and just sheepessly trying to get

1231
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 6: back to my material.

1232
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 4: You're a fucking nightmare.

1233
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 6: I thought that people would be on my side. I

1234
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 6: had the impression that she.

1235
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 5: Was right right, They're like, we like what she's doing.

1236
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1237
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 4: The problem when you're getting a report from the other

1238
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 4: performers in the green room about a heckler, it doesn't

1239
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 4: always mean heckling. It means that they're talking or being

1240
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 4: annoying to just you. Yes, and they're not turning going

1241
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 4: announcing their heckls to the the rest of the group. Yes,

1242
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 4: and that's that's what that Probably the audience didn't even

1243
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 4: know that lady was being terrible the whole time.

1244
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 6: Probably the only thing I'm proud of, Chris, Do you

1245
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 6: have any heckler takedown videos on YouTube.

1246
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 4: Of me doing that?

1247
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1248
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 4: I was in Boise a couple of weeks ago and

1249
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 4: I did.

1250
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 6: Heckler. No.

1251
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 4: I went, I got off stage and I grabbed the

1252
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 4: table and I said, you both have to leave right now. Yeah,

1253
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 4: And then and they eventually did. And then after the show,

1254
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 4: they were waiting there because they knew one of my

1255
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 4: friends at home, and I got in his face and

1256
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 4: yelled at him. But there was no physical takedown. But

1257
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 4: they are changing. They're they're printing out cards there that

1258
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 4: say please be quiet, and because no one was dealing with.

1259
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 5: The Yeah, the cards will do it. That'll take care

1260
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 5: of it.

1261
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 4: Well if if you think about it, like someone's standing there,

1262
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 4: like a person that is non confrontational trying to get

1263
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 4: you to be quiet by standing by the table. That

1264
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 4: doesn't register with people. But if they receive a card,

1265
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 4: I think that's a child that's in trouble. It's like

1266
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 4: a business card that says you're being disrupted. They used

1267
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 4: to do at the Velveta.

1268
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 6: Room and it worked great.

1269
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 5: They're getting past a note.

1270
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 4: Yes, and you look at the note and they have

1271
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 4: to read it and it says you're being disrupted, and

1272
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 4: it's all official looking. That I think all comedy clubs

1273
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 4: should do that.

1274
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 5: That's a good idea.

1275
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And so I think they're going to do

1276
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 4: that now because there was a that's a town that

1277
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 4: likes to drink, like all of I know and all

1278
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 4: of Montana where I'm from, and all of Texas where

1279
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 4: everyone drinks. The whole country is fucking drunk and ship

1280
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 4: and they that's why people talk. And if they if

1281
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 4: they get the little cards, they might go oh okay,

1282
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 4: oh I see yeah, and then it's not. It's not

1283
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 4: awkward for anyone.

1284
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 5: It's less unless they're so drunk they're saying double and

1285
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 5: when they see this, it's there like it's a snake. Yeah,

1286
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 5: there's a paper snake in my.

1287
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 4: Hand, and they start screaming they're scared of snake.

1288
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 6: Do you feel like everyone thinks they're funny?

1289
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 4: I feel like I got everyone people in the audience

1290
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 4: at comedy shows for the first time ever while all

1291
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 4: of a sudden think they're funny, right, that somehow they

1292
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 4: feel empowered by watching comedy.

1293
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 5: Well, because it's easy to sit there and go, oh,

1294
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 5: I could do this, or I can think of funny thing.

1295
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, because all he's doing is holding a mic

1296
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 4: and put he put on pants. I can do that

1297
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 4: right right? Yeah?

1298
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 6: Well, and that was the first open mics I ever did.

1299
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 6: I was just watching and I was like, well, I'm

1300
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 6: at least as funny as these fucking assholes.

1301
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 4: Where was that in Austin?

1302
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 6: That was actually weirdly out here. I was out here

1303
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 6: for a summer in college, and I did an open

1304
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 6: mic at the Rainbow Bar and Grill and then a

1305
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 6: Hot Yeah, and then at Ha Ha Cafe that the

1306
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 6: Nightmare club in North That is.

1307
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 4: The first place I did stand up to Patrick Keane

1308
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 4: was working the door. Yeah, and uh yeah, Howard Kramer

1309
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 4: took me to Haha Cafe.

1310
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 6: I did a bringer show at Haha Cafe. Who'd you

1311
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 6: bring some college friends of mine that were out here?

1312
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 6: And I had a great set, or in my memory,

1313
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 6: a great set. I mean, yeah, I'm sure it was

1314
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 6: absolutely terrible.

1315
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 5: You well have a recording of it right here.

1316
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 6: Daren. Where was the first time you did stand up

1317
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 6: or what was the first time?

1318
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 3: It was?

1319
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 5: In Sacramento. I was right after I flunked out of college,

1320
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 5: so I had to do something. Yeah, get back my

1321
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 5: police trust and I went to h I met a

1322
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 5: comic at a bar and he and I were like,

1323
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 5: she was he was a friend of my friends, and

1324
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 5: he and I started talking and then I was just

1325
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 5: sassing him a lot. And then he was like, are

1326
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 5: you a comedian, which I secretly wanted to be very badly,

1327
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 5: And I said no, and he said you should be,

1328
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 5: And then he invited me to come to a show

1329
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 5: that he was the host of, and so I I

1330
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 5: went to it for like a month, like I went

1331
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 5: to four in a row and I did the exact

1332
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 5: same thing where I was like, I'm funnier than all

1333
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 5: these people. Yeah, and then I did it.

1334
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 6: No, Karen, Yes, of college, I sure did not smart enough.

1335
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 5: No. I couldn't read, never have been able to.

1336
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 6: That's great. How long did you go to college?

1337
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 5: For a year and a half?

1338
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 6: And were you just what was the experience? You were

1339
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 6: just like, no, thank you.

1340
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 5: I was. It was the first time I went from

1341
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 5: going to a high school with three hundred and fifty

1342
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 5: people in a town of three thirty thousand to going

1343
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 5: to Sacramento and the school itself had thirty thousand people

1344
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 5: in it. It was like a big commuter school and

1345
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 5: I had been I was on my own for the

1346
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 5: first time, and I was like, I actually don't have

1347
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 5: to go to class. I can drink beer and go

1348
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 5: to Burger King every god damn day. So that's exactly

1349
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 5: what I'm going to do.

1350
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 6: That sounds like a great life.

1351
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 5: It was. I've had a great life. And then I

1352
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 5: shoot myself in the head.

1353
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I just have you guys ever seen

1354
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 4: the footage of that news lady doing that.

1355
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 6: Are you talking about?

1356
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 5: Yes, I haven't seen it.

1357
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 4: I haven't seen, but it made me watch YouTube the

1358
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 4: actual suicide.

1359
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 6: I watched one and it was it was something bud,

1360
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 6: but that one was not good for my brain.

1361
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 5: It was very bad, very very bad.

1362
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,480
Speaker 4: Did anyone watch the tiger eat that man at the zoo? No,

1363
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 4: that was just one. People have to stop posting these videos.

1364
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 4: It was a friend of mine and I said, you can't.

1365
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 4: I did not want to see that. And then all

1366
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 4: the comments were like me either, me, but a tiger

1367
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 4: killed a man. You can imagine how awful and brutal

1368
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 4: that was.

1369
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 6: Sounds beautiful. It was just it was to me, that's

1370
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 6: what that's sexy to me.

1371
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 4: It was a regular motion, very crunchy, very bloody.

1372
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 5: That's what I'm into.

1373
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, now, Karen, the last time I was on this podcast,

1374
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember, but I bring it

1375
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 6: up to people somewhat frequently. I made you to what

1376
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 6: I turned seventy years old to shoot me in the back.

1377
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 5: Of the head, and I said, yes I would, Yeah

1378
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 5: you did.

1379
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 6: Okay, are you still willing to hold up that agreement if.

1380
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 5: It's what you want? I mean, like, if if one

1381
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 5: you're seventy and you've changed your mind, I'm not going

1382
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 5: to hold you to it.

1383
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, but that's the thing. You can't let me know.

1384
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 6: It's like when I'm once, I turned seventy, you can

1385
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 6: touch basically when I'm sixty nine.

1386
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 5: Okay, sexy?

1387
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 4: Right, that's I was gonna say. Somewhere in the six

1388
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 4: days there should be a refresher, yes, because I don't know.

1389
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 4: I've watched my dad enjoy life from seventy to seventy

1390
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 4: five here, so you think.

1391
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 6: I should push it a little?

1392
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1393
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, just you know, Yeah, my dad just had a

1394
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 5: seventy seventh birthday and he's he does have a marked

1395
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 5: limp and he is hard of hearing, but he's having

1396
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 5: a fun rhyme.

1397
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 4: Right, wait till you have ass cancer or something and

1398
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 4: then call Karena?

1399
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 5: Or how about if I may Readjust what if I

1400
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 5: just decide when it's going to be and it's not

1401
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 5: we don't pick the number.

1402
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 4: You don't know the yeah week.

1403
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 6: Just someday you'll kill me?

1404
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think of that?

1405
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 6: That's it? I could go with that, yeah.

1406
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 5: Right, because I think it's going to make you appreciate

1407
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 5: every moment.

1408
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 4: I can't go for that, yeah, can.

1409
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I just don't want to see it coming.

1410
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 6: Or maybe I do. Maybe it'll be fun to just

1411
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 6: my last moment is like, oh it's Karen. Oh my

1412
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 6: friend Karen.

1413
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 4: That's right.

1414
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 5: Or I dress up. I could dress up like a cowgirl,

1415
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, where I have like guns

1416
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 5: on my hips and I'm walking up all slow and serious.

1417
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 5: We could do it. We could just seem it out. Yeah.

1418
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,160
Speaker 6: Fun. It's at a Halloween party, so I don't know

1419
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 6: what's going on, or it's.

1420
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 5: Or I just do it by strangling you. So what

1421
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 5: we're talking and then I just slowly put my hand

1422
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 5: up to your neck and I won't let go.

1423
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 6: And I have a big smile on my face.

1424
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 5: Right, No matter what we do, this is going to

1425
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 5: be great.

1426
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are starting to talk me into this.

1427
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 4: Are you in it?

1428
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 5: You want to get in on them?

1429
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 6: I want to service.

1430
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,080
Speaker 5: Karen offers let me kill.

1431
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 4: You Halloween suicides.

1432
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 6: It's called Killer k I L L y R and

1433
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 6: it's an app you can download.

1434
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 5: First, we have to get me my nickname. Killy's going

1435
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 5: and then branding will work itself out. Speaking of which,

1436
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 5: how about this violent psychopathic van.

1437
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 4: Oh he's been so troublesome at the show before truly, Oh, Yes,

1438
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 4: that's the guy. He's been awful.

1439
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 6: Oh, that guy is crazy.

1440
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 4: He's been awful. He's been He's uh, he's.

1441
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 6: He calls himself the mayor of Echo Park. He's disruptive,

1442
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 6: he's got a big beard.

1443
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 4: And everyone has to step on eggshells around him, and

1444
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 4: he like puts up with a ship. I told him.

1445
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 6: I was like Dave was on stage when he walked

1446
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 6: out of the door one time, and Dave just made

1447
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 6: some comment because he looks wild, right, And Dave made

1448
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 6: some comment and he just stopped and started shouting at Dave.

1449
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 6: And I went there shouting at the whole audience.

1450
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 4: I was there.

1451
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 5: Wow.

1452
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 4: I went up right after that. I went up right

1453
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 4: after that moment, and I talked about how I was

1454
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 4: going to get murdered.

1455
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 6: I started. That was almost the fun I started to go.

1456
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 6: I went and stood next to him because he was

1457
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 6: being aggressive, so I was like, am I gonna have

1458
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 6: to Karen kill Gareth.

1459
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,440
Speaker 5: Your big chance? This is one of my favorite drives,

1460
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 5: just going up and down in a parking lot. Whe

1461
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 5: was not actually looking for a parking thing.

1462
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 4: It's the only time you can really just go in

1463
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,600
Speaker 4: circles slowly and have no one get upset with you.

1464
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it.

1465
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,040
Speaker 4: But but this is your stop.

1466
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 6: This is my start, and it's you have finished. You

1467
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 6: have completed giving me.

1468
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,439
Speaker 5: A rude Now is there anything else we need to

1469
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 5: talk about before you go?

1470
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 6: Well? I'd love for people to watch my show Corporate.

1471
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 6: Jake Weisman is in it as well. Pat Bishop we

1472
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 6: created with him. He directed every episode. Yes, uh, parnon

1473
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 6: on Chair is in it. Annie do Deck is in it.

1474
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 5: I was in the show with any Deck.

1475
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what show.

1476
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 5: It's a show called The Book Group that we shot

1477
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,440
Speaker 5: in Scotland.

1478
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:06,880
Speaker 6: Oh cool, Yeah, this show was Jake. Oh yeah what

1479
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 6: Adam Lastick, Lance Reddick. Yes, it's really fucking cool and

1480
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 6: I think you should watch it.

1481
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 5: Awesome, I love that I'm lastic is so funny.

1482
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 6: Feel free to get it by whatever means necessary. I

1483
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 6: don't care if you illegally downloaded. Don't tell Viacom that

1484
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 6: I told you to do that.

1485
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 4: When were you done? Because it's been a wild since

1486
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 4: you stop shooting it if not a full year, right.

1487
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:34,479
Speaker 6: We stopped shooting in February of this year, and I

1488
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 6: think that's right. Yeah, and then we edited and then

1489
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 6: it's we've been sitting on it for a minute. Yeah,

1490
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,879
Speaker 6: and yeah, we're finally getting.

1491
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,639
Speaker 4: To put it. I'm so glad.

1492
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,640
Speaker 6: I know it's going to launch you into superstardom.

1493
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 4: No, every and and from what I've seen, Matt McCarthy

1494
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 4: will be launched into superstardom everyone, all the regular It's great.

1495
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 4: I just watched the pilot, but I yea, it's uh,

1496
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 4: it's it's really good.

1497
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 5: Well, I can't wait to see it. I'm jeny excited

1498
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,679
Speaker 5: to see it. Yeah, thanks, Karen, because I loved women

1499
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 5: the sketches, those because pot Bishop directed those.

1500
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 6: I directed those.

1501
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:08,679
Speaker 5: Yes, he's good.

1502
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 6: He's very good. Pat Bishop is sort of like a

1503
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 6: robot genius type person. He's one of those people that

1504
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 6: Chris and I know you're one of these people too,

1505
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 6: where it's like you just start talking and hopefully I'll

1506
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 6: start saying something interesting by the time the sentence is

1507
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 6: over right at someone where if you like tell him something,

1508
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,280
Speaker 6: you can see him like think about what he's going

1509
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 6: to say. Yes, so he like never says anything that

1510
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 6: is dumb or stupid, whereas I'm constantly stumbling over it.

1511
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 4: No, that that's actually me.

1512
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 6: You are the you are the king of that You've

1513
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 6: made that into your entire like comedic persona.

1514
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that's that's how I afford my lifestyle.

1515
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 5: Life.

1516
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:48,679
Speaker 6: We are.

1517
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 4: This boat. I'm about to get on.

1518
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 6: No.

1519
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 4: I loved him as the director of that show too,

1520
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 4: because he was like a sweet you know, he wasn't

1521
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:03,599
Speaker 4: he's intimidating. Yeah, he was very zen. He was very

1522
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 4: nomas day. It was very downward done.

1523
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 5: As he directed TV before.

1524
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 6: Is that his first This is his first time directing TV.

1525
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 6: He directed a ton of stuff for Fun of Your Day.

1526
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:16,240
Speaker 6: He edited with Bob and David and The Birthday Boys

1527
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 6: Awesome and some other stuff. So he's very talented. Ye,

1528
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:23,200
Speaker 6: Jake and I are just where he's trying our best.

1529
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:24,519
Speaker 4: You guys are great.

1530
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 5: I bet it's good.

1531
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 6: Guys. Thanks so much for having me on.

1532
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 4: For having you on, for coming on.

1533
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 6: And guys, this has been welcome to my ride. I'm

1534
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 6: your host, Matt Ingebretsen. Yeah.

1535
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 4: You did do most of the interviewing, which I appreciate.

1536
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 5: It was really nice of you take it off.

1537
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 6: Had that instinct. I like when I used to date

1538
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,639
Speaker 6: a lot, I would just basically interview the other person

1539
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 6: the whole time, to the point where they would call

1540
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 6: it out like it feels like you're interviewing me, Like, oh,

1541
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 6: that's right, but the date is over. Goodbye.

1542
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 5: How about you answer a fucking question for one?

1543
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 6: That's the best?

1544
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,600
Speaker 4: Thanks? All right, thanks buddy, it's good to see you.

1545
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 4: We'll come in after this and watch some of your show.

1546
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 6: All right, great, okay, Well.

1547
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 4: That's it for us.

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01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, yeah, it's over.

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01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 4: Do we even Is there anything you want to say?

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01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 5: No?

1551
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to say anything either.

1552
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 6: We should.

1553
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 5: I just wanted that guy to get out of the car.

1554
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's really talk about him.

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01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,480
Speaker 5: I love him.

1556
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 4: Dunk Oh wow, oh wow. I think he's so smelly.

1557
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 4: He was smelled great.

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01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,760
Speaker 5: No, I think that show is going to be really good.

1559
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,479
Speaker 5: And I didn't realize you were on it.

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01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:37,879
Speaker 4: So just just an episode, I think, But so maybe

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01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 4: I think just one.

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01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,760
Speaker 5: That's going to go straight on. Yeah, well we got

1563
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 5: to update that reel.

1564
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 4: Yeah we do. There's a couple of things I need

1565
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 4: to put on it too. And in both things I

1566
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 4: was in one Mississippi and this both are with that

1567
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 4: John Daily guy. Isn't that I showed up at the

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01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,680
Speaker 4: one other thing I acted in and it was the

1569
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:56,560
Speaker 4: same dude.

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01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,799
Speaker 5: Like with you. Yeah, yeah, he's so funny.

1571
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,760
Speaker 4: Hopefully I'll make it onto his demo reel. My is

1572
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 4: to be on as many demo reels as possible, not

1573
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 4: actually get jobs.

1574
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, just get demo reel jobs we'll have.

1575
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 4: We're gonna our next episode. We're gonna We're gonna have

1576
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 4: a shirt.

1577
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 5: Yes. Oh yeah, So a couple people have tweeted at us, yes,

1578
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,759
Speaker 5: like please can I have one? Everyone's being so polite

1579
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 5: and so sweet. It's so hilarious. But just so everyone

1580
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,520
Speaker 5: knows and people who are waiting and who have requested,

1581
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 5: we are going to do a special T shirt mailer

1582
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 5: episode and uh and then everyone will get their T shirt.

1583
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1584
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've mailed most of them, but if you

1585
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:40,799
Speaker 4: haven't got them yet, I only have mediums and largest

1586
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 4: at this point, but only a handful.

1587
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 5: We got a request just today of a lady that

1588
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 5: would like a medium and she said, I'm asking nicely

1589
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 5: and I've listened for as long as I've known about it. Yes, yes,

1590
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 5: I do you see that?

1591
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did see it so hard. I'm we're going

1592
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 4: about it a different way where I already had them

1593
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:01,679
Speaker 4: printed for that podcast festival. And then so I was like, well,

1594
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:05,400
Speaker 4: email me your size and your address. But then I

1595
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 4: had to send them back an email with my Venmo

1596
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 4: and pay or PayPal, and then they would email back

1597
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 4: and say, okay, money's there. So then I look at

1598
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 4: my email and my PayPal and my Venmo and the

1599
01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 4: people that gave me money. That's why I sent shirts.

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01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't realize you, so thank you.

1601
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 4: It was a lot and putting them in envelopes and

1602
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 4: going in a few times to the post office. But

1603
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 4: if you thought you ordered a shirt and it hasn't

1604
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 4: comments because I haven't gotten money, that's all.

1605
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 5: Got it.

1606
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 4: It was money and then mail got it, you know

1607
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:33,599
Speaker 4: what I mean.

1608
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense anyway. So that's yeah, okay, yeah,

1609
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 5: loving it.

1610
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 4: I am too.

1611
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:41,880
Speaker 5: I love it.

1612
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna honk in front of that guy. Yes, yeah,

1613
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:51,320
Speaker 4: I want the sixteenth of You're in Missoula, Montana in December.

1614
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 4: I'm opening for Reggie Bots. I'll be a really fun show.

1615
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 5: And then and then I'm in.

1616
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 4: Portland on the twenty first to the twenty third.

1617
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:03,559
Speaker 5: At Helium importantly nice. That's a great Cloe two fun gigs. Yeah,

1618
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,200
Speaker 5: that's so fun. Go see Chris Fairbanks do comedy and

1619
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 5: if you like him, try to date him because he's

1620
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 5: on bumble. But it's not working.

1621
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 4: Oh it's not. I'm not I'm not ever going to

1622
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,680
Speaker 4: meet him. I wish I didn't even mention that.

1623
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 5: I want to mention it more. I think you and

1624
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,840
Speaker 5: I we need to get out there. Yeah, yeah, you

1625
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 5: start mixing it up. We need to start very casually

1626
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 5: dating tons of people, just lots of meat.

1627
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,160
Speaker 4: Right, described myself in a lot of feelings.

1628
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,680
Speaker 5: Tons of coffees and really like superficial interaction.

1629
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,560
Speaker 4: I can't do it what you're describing.

1630
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 5: I just can't do I'm the worst.

1631
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:33,880
Speaker 4: Oh god.

1632
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:37,719
Speaker 5: I just simply don't want to talk to anybody unless

1633
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 5: they don't seem to want to talk to me, and

1634
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,479
Speaker 5: then I'm exactly that's exempt.

1635
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 4: Wow, we have to talk more about that. There's one

1636
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 4: if someone doesn't like me back, Oh man.

1637
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,719
Speaker 5: No, that's the key, Oh god, Because well there's something

1638
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,000
Speaker 5: about it where I can pretend to be casual up

1639
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 5: unto a point, right, but then if it's like but

1640
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 5: then if I get a little idea in my head

1641
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:04,799
Speaker 5: and there's any even suggestion of rejection, it then becomes

1642
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 5: I missed interrpret heartbreak for for love? Right is I

1643
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 5: think my main problem?

1644
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,760
Speaker 4: Good God, I do that too. Yeah, I didn't know

1645
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,800
Speaker 4: we have that in Colin. Good God.

1646
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:18,679
Speaker 5: We need to talk about important things more and stop bullshit.

1647
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 4: When we end the podcast, we honk, But there's so

1648
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 4: many people in front of the car. I think we're

1649
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:24,840
Speaker 4: just gonna have to not do it.

1650
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 5: We're gonna have to not I'll do it. You do

1651
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 5: your thing and I'll provide the honk.

1652
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 4: Okay, you've been listening to Do you need a ride?

1653
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 4: D y n A R?

1654
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,200
Speaker 5: That's pretty good?

1655
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 4: Right?

1656
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:45,120
Speaker 1: I leave you want to way back?

1657
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

1658
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 2: much baggage you give us time and Turman engage.

1659
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:04,320
Speaker 3: We want to sendul Us stile Leanna, welcome you back home.

1660
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,519
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

1661
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 5: We scared her? Was it fine?

1662
01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:11,599
Speaker 6: Now?

1663
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 2: Porn?

1664
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1665
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1666
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,679
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1667
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:44,280
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need

1668
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris