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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this episode it's so good. It's one

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Speaker 1: of my favorites, featuring one of my best friends, Greta Titleman.

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Speaker 1: You know her from Lois's Spooky's on HBO, from Search

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Speaker 1: this episode was just a barn burner. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you follow Greta on Instagram and Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Gertie Bird g E r T I E b I

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Speaker 1: r D. She has an awesome podcast called Senior Superlatives.

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Speaker 1: I was a guest on. I think you'll love it.

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Speaker 1: And as for me, what I want you to know

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Speaker 1: comes out Monday, June six in Los Angeles. Greta will

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Speaker 1: coincidentally Beyond the show with me at the Allegian Theater.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing an hour and it would mean

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Speaker 1: also going to be with Ron Functions June ninth, roughly

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Speaker 1: eleven at the DC Improv so come out to that.

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Speaker 1: And guys, if you could please take a second to

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Speaker 1: write a review for this podcast, the Dear Owen Wilson Podcast,

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Speaker 1: I would appreciate it so much. I need more reviews.

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Speaker 1: send the episode over all right, I love you so much.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy this episode. Bye bye, Hello everyone, and welcome back

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Speaker 1: to another incredible episode of your favorite podcast, Dear Owen

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Speaker 1: Wilson with your host Blair Saki. It's great to be back.

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Speaker 1: It's great to have a podcast. Words I never thought

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Speaker 1: it so far. I'm having so many of my favorite

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Speaker 1: I are back today with no exception of Hollywood's biggest starlet.

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Speaker 1: Right now, one of my dearest friends of the ages,

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Speaker 1: the love of my life, please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Great titleman, everybody, my God, Blair. What a honor and

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Speaker 1: a blessing it is to be on Dear Owen Wilson.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're one of the greatest comedians to ever live,

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest humans to ever live, and now

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Speaker 1: So I thank you, Thank you. Greta. Yeah, it's crazy

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Speaker 1: And what's crazy, Greta, is I think that you might

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Speaker 1: that was so passionate, Greta. Thank you. He fox you

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Speaker 1: So Greta my dear friend that I met in the

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Speaker 1: let's get into it. According to Lucian Wiggles, guy Fieri

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Speaker 1: and taco grease and you know what, it might just

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Speaker 1: it's bomb dot com tasty, amigo. Would you say, is

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Speaker 1: He's like a dick. He's off him. He's not worried,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's Hunter is his eldest these people, while

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00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: his eldest like is Basically he's being groomed to like

423
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: take over Guy Fiery Enterprises because he's in episodes of

424
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: He's in episodes of Triple D. He's in He's with

425
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: his dad constantly. When when Guy was cooking from home,

426
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: he was helping him the whole entire time, Like and

427
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: you know, he's just like Papa. He has his ears pierced.

428
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: He's wearing cookie little shirts that I think have to

429
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: be Yeah, like he's I would love if they're custom

430
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: making their flame shirts. I mean they have to be.

431
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: That's incredible to think about. I feel like, I feel

432
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: like they must. I would love that because like I

433
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: would love to have someone custom making my own clothes.

434
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: But to think of Guy's bowling shirts just being custom made,

435
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: that's incredible. Custom jobs. You know that, um Tim Robinson

436
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: shirts sketch I think so. Yeah, it's like that. It's

437
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: like jazzy crazy shirts, jazzy crazy shirts. Yeah. I love Guy.

438
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: I know he's like they don't make him like him,

439
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like everyone thinks that

440
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: you need to become some like played out Dick Quad

441
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: when you get rich and famous, and guess what, you

442
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: don't you can be like we have to write a

443
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: note to remember that for when we're so be more

444
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: like Guy. The next time I get into a fight

445
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: with someone, I'm gonna say, hey, buddy, why don't you

446
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: be more like guy. I'm really looking for a family

447
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: man that same way, like I want someone who really

448
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: who really values family and would also bring me whip

449
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: me up a mac and cheese ball. Would you say

450
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: yes to a date with a young guy fiery? Um?

451
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I'm not sure if my

452
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: spiritual self would come into play to recognize what was there.

453
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: I can't say that I feel magnetically pulled towards a

454
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: bleached spiked hair man at this age in my life.

455
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: But be aesthetic. You don't know if you can handle

456
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: the aesthetic, but what's underneath you would want? You want

457
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: the guy spirit in a different vessel, yeah, or you know,

458
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't even say I'm like a very looks

459
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: focused person. I don't even think I am. I just

460
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: pray to recognize the person, to be able to recognize

461
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: what's there that I need to recognize. So then maybe

462
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: you would go on a date with someone that looked

463
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: like guy. I can't. I don't know if I would

464
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: be able to have the capacity aware you would go

465
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: on a date with young guy, you wouldn't really like

466
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: it me not me, not trying to be a funny

467
00:30:54,560 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: crazy gal. I don't No, I don't know, because honestly,

468
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: like younger me, I loved like weirdo looking do oh

469
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: you liked a hard look? I think for me because

470
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: I grew up. I didn't grow up in like an

471
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: artsy place in any way shape or form even near

472
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: like a big city. And so my natural just attraction

473
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: to men cellularly is like a very masculine man. So

474
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I'm not really ever attracted to a

475
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: man with a hard look like a cellularly attracted to

476
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: like muscles, but not in a way that's like jacked,

477
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: but like washboard, lean cut athletic. I hate that contrap

478
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: their own wood is like nothing, not like they're in

479
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: the gym every second, you know. No, not not like

480
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: a GTL person like, because that's too much vanity. It

481
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: has to be something like understated. Like it's rooted in sports,

482
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: right right, right right, The besique is ground it in sports,

483
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: where I've always been attracted to like I mean, actually,

484
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: I will go on a date with young guy. Because

485
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: a guy that I dated is an incredible chef who's

486
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: like neck down fully covered in tattoos, wore metal shirts

487
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,239
Speaker 1: all the time. Like not, how long did you date for?

488
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: How long did I date? Um? God, I was like

489
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: in love with him? Really how I was probably like

490
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: twenty three or twenty four. I do like thinking about

491
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: the guys that you dated in New York. I know, well,

492
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: you know what, I've always had a soft spot for

493
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: guys that work in hospitality. I was just going to

494
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: say that, but I wanted you to say it first. Yeah,

495
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: I've always been a sucker for a bartender. Walking downtown,

496
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh, I dated that guy. I made

497
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: out with that guy we'd passed like a bar restaurant. Yeah, yeah,

498
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: I was like a real I was a bar slut.

499
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: I liked it though. It sounds like you really lived.

500
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: I just like any I just am attracted to anyone

501
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: that can make me something delicious and like use their hands, right.

502
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: I totally get what you're saying. That's a very attractive thing.

503
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: And it's also there like caring for you and it's

504
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: like artistry. It's really it's really beautiful and to the

505
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: chef that I dated. Actually I went, we went. We

506
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: didn't go to the same high school, but we grew

507
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: up together in d C. And Um, I always thought

508
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: he was like so cute and kind of mysterious in

509
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: high school because he was the kid that was like

510
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: making like Demi glazes and like making crazy we have

511
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: insane like he and his friends would get stoned and

512
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: then he'd cooked them like wild ass food. You know,

513
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: that kind of rubbed off on you. Like I'll never

514
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: forget that one time we were in Toby Hannah and

515
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: you made that rose pedal pie that you like seven hours.

516
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: It was like the most insane thing I've ever seen. Yeah,

517
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: that was like the most intricate shit. It was crazy.

518
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: I love baking really wow. But Yeah, anyway, this guy,

519
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: like we dated on and not we dated for like

520
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: a little bit, but he was living in California when

521
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: I was living in New York and unfortunately, just like

522
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: didn't really work out for that reason. Um, and he

523
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: did go on to win a Michlin Star and yes,

524
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: and now he has a really really really cool restaurant

525
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: in d C and has a kid. Congratulated him on

526
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: having a kid. Oh that's nice. That's very gracious of you.

527
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm a gracious lover. You are I think

528
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: you are, and you know you are married and doing

529
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: very well too. I'm sure he was thrilled to get

530
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: a congrats from you. You know, we follow each other

531
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: in insta. I saw the baby, I said, is this yours?

532
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: Question mark? And he said it is and then told

533
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: me the name, and I said Mozzle even though he's

534
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: not Jewish, but you know, the sentiment is what matters.

535
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: I love. I mean, I'm as like you know, no

536
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: one thinks I'm Jewish, but I feel so thrilled when

537
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: any of my Jewish friends say Mozl to me. You know,

538
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: it's very and we You gotta thank Andy Cohen at

539
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: the end of the day for making Mozzl mainstream. Oh god,

540
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: this is fun. Greta Lucian has been working over time

541
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: and uh discovered you were quoted as saying, remember there

542
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: was more than one way to eat a risis, how

543
00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: about more than my ass I And sometimes the ocean

544
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 1: reminds me of a big latte splashing his milky foam

545
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: on mother slips sand. Life is beautiful, which feels spiritually

546
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: similar to Guy Ferry Ethos it's been such an honor

547
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: to have you here. Would you please take this time

548
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 1: to give our studio audience your own best Guy Fiery

549
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: selling his Guy Italian nachos and mac Daddy Mac and

550
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: cheese cock starts now, my Guy Fiery and Lasagna nachos.

551
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: Start with one layer of crisp pasta, followed by some

552
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: assids kicking brown beef lariner, spicy tomato sauce. The up

553
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: high with three kinds of cheddar. That's right, spicy, mild,

554
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: and extra sharp. Then you know we've gotta touple that

555
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: with some pickled lapenos striped from my farm to yours.

556
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: That's right, farm to table, Guy Fiery. After that, we're

557
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: gonna take another layer of lasagna, pile that high with

558
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: even more meat and cheese. Oh and then if you

559
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: didn't think that was enough, we have my macaroni super

560
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: Sauce sliders. Have you ever had macaroni balls in between

561
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: two chip bottle rolls? Will remind you I am Italian

562
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: and by macaroni balls, they're made of mozzarella and of course,

563
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: and there's a marscapone finished with a beautiful panko crust

564
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: on top of that ball that we sandwiched between again

565
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: rolls of cheer bottom with of course my donkey sauce

566
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: in garlic a really masterfuck just Guy Fiery better than

567
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: Guy Fiery and here with a kicker. It's all served

568
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: on a license plate. Whoa, whoa. That was incredible. That

569
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: was talent. They should bring you on SNL to do

570
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: Guy Fiery, like um, I would bring Melissa McCarthy on

571
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: to do Sean Hannity. Yeah SNLF of listening, I will

572
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 1: come on to do Guy Fieri. And that's it. God,

573
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: I am sweating. I just laughed so hard. That was

574
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: incredible laugh. She loves to make me laugh, and boy

575
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: is she doing well. We're gonna have to cut that

576
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: clip and broadcast out wide. Guy Farrell loses motherfucking mind

577
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: and literally like responds comments even likes I will maybe

578
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: I'll retire. I think we couldn't make that happen easily

579
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: like I do. Think we just set that for you

580
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: into the universe and that that's like something that could

581
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: easily happen. I also did love Um you did add

582
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: a little bit of an Italian um flair that I

583
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: don't remember being there. Um some great pronunciation. Thank you.

584
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: Did you watch House of Gucci. I have not watched.

585
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: I have not watched it yet. I do need to watch.

586
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: I've heard it's fun. You know. I watched Ship because

587
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 1: I am forbid or worse a Gaga super fan. Um

588
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: so Gaga, some might say, is the guy theory of

589
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: pop music? Yes, I'm gonna leave you with that. I'm

590
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: gonna put that in your pipe for you to smoke.

591
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: It's like, look, I just felt a wave crash over

592
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: me of truth, but also I wasn't sure if I

593
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: wanted another part of me to agree and grand hold

594
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: of that. You can just think about it. Just oh,

595
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: will I be chewing on that? What's getting hot here? Okay?

596
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: Guy once said, I don't know if it's fair to

597
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: call their Russian dressing Russian dressing. I think again a

598
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: master marketer, that it should be called something sexy like

599
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: liquid Moscow. Do you think that this is um a

600
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: good idea considering what's going on right now? Would you

601
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: say that calling it liquid Moscow means that m Guy

602
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: ferries pro war or I think that Guy Faery said

603
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: that at a very different geopolitical time, and I think

604
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: that given what is going on in the world, I

605
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: am going to um not be commenting. I'm gracefully going

606
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: to pass on this question. You know, God, you have

607
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: great presence of mind, because sometimes Lucian writes these questions

608
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: that I frankly am not behind. It's almost sort of

609
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: like he's trying to have gotcha journalism, kind of kind

610
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: of prank, you know. Yeah, And I say, Lucian, you

611
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 1: just needed to chill out, but you seem so chill

612
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 1: when you're just sitting in your chair at the current

613
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: river having a mountain dew. And then sometimes he comes

614
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: out with these questions where I'm like, come on, these

615
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: people are really important to me. Stops trying to catch them. Yeah,

616
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: he really. Sometimes he does like to like you got

617
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 1: got vibes, but which is crazy because it's so the

618
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: opposite of who I am. I know, You're not like

619
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: that at all. It is it is crazy. I mean again,

620
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: this is why I think that I would love someone

621
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 1: on one time with Lucien into kind of like hang

622
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: and just be like what's up? Yeah? I know. Look,

623
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm always trying to weasel my way into his schedule

624
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: and he sure does not make time for me. But

625
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: although I do give him a lot of work, so

626
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: he's really busy. Yeah he is, well alright. Guy likes

627
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: to collect classic American cars, as you already know because

628
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: you know everything about him, including a nineteen seventy one

629
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: Chevrolet Chevel, nineteen sixty eight Pontiac Firebird, and a nineteen

630
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: seventy six Jeep C J five and nineteen sixty nine

631
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: Chevrolet and Paula SS, which also means absolutely nothing to

632
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: um person who has only seen four cars in her life.

633
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: If you were hitchhiking and Guy picked you up in

634
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,479
Speaker 1: one of these classic cars, Uh, what three questions would

635
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: you ask him? And keep in mind you can only

636
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: ask him these three questions and then are not allowed

637
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 1: to speak for the rest of the car ride. Really, Yeah,

638
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: what's your fantasy? That's a good one. That's a really

639
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: good question. What is your drive, what's your driving force?

640
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: And what is the soundtrack to your life? Wow? You

641
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: know I can see that those questions so incredible would

642
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: take up probably the whole car ride. Wow. Yeah, I

643
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: know he I would be dying to know what he'd

644
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: have to stay about that. I feel like we could

645
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 1: probably guess soundtracks to his life. Like, I feel like

646
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: there's definitely like I feel like he's really like Depeche

647
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: Mode def Leopard, like White Snake. I feel like that's

648
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: really sure. What's going on? Sammy Hagar, Sammy Hagar. Wow,

649
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: there's yard work happening next to me because someone is

650
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: trying to silence my voice about how much I love

651
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: Guy Fierry. Can you hear this? Yeah, I can imagine.

652
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 1: Probably Pete well sent that over. No, I can't hear anything,

653
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: so your golden no silencing happening here. This is making

654
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: it to the air wars and messes, dream on Pete

655
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: toward it again, pal Um, Alright, apparently Guy wakes up

656
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 1: every morning thinking about food. How often do you think

657
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: about food? And please be a truthful Gretta. We have

658
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: experts here who are listening in and they will determine

659
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: if you're lying. If they determine you are lying, you

660
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 1: could be not by my will immediately objected from the show.

661
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: I wake up every single morning and I think about food.

662
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: That feels like deep truth to me. It is honestly like,

663
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: I sorry to overshare. I need to have a gorgeous

664
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: bowel movement every morning before I eat. So you wait,

665
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: so I wait, But like in the window that I wait,

666
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 1: I just dream I'm like, what's it going to be today?

667
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: You're making plans. I'm making plans. I make myself my

668
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: breakfast ritual and it's only started since moving to l A.

669
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: Because I know what you eat for breakfast. I just

670
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: like I have whole ritual. You have eggs, a um,

671
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: side of avocado, and a piece of glue frue toes. Yes,

672
00:44:54,120 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: I oh my god, well there read me to sell um.

673
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 1: That sounds advertising some of the drinks that you drink,

674
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: but a lot of other people I know drink them too,

675
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: And I can't. Like you drink macha, which is just

676
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: crazy to me, and like, oh don't you drink like

677
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: oh milk lattes and ship No, I can't. I can't

678
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: have latches. It's too much milk, like a nasty. I know.

679
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: My my drinks are when I make my macha and

680
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: even when I order it out. I asked for it

681
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: to be mostly made with water and a little bit

682
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: of almonds or oat milk, and then I drink cold

683
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: brew with a little bit of almond or oat depending

684
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: on my mood. Guy fiery sanctioned, um, what the fuck

685
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: is up with macha? Like? Because you know I like

686
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: I like antioxidants. I like that sort of thing. I

687
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: like these like Miracle health lixers, and so in my

688
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: head I think, yeah, I'm gonna love macha. I'll drink

689
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: some gnarly green ship. And then I tasted it and

690
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: I was like, this is asked, where did you try it?

691
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've tried it multiple times. Ok. Too.

692
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: You know how I feel about oat milk. Oh, milk

693
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: is not my favor. I hate that. I like almond milk.

694
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: I know how bad it is for the environment. I

695
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: didn't know that almond milk. It's bad environment because of

696
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: the water. Water. Yeah, that makes sense. Avocados tocados takes

697
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: so much water and they take nine months to fully

698
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: ripen like a damn baby. Yes, my dad he has

699
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: a many avocado father's tak Yeah, I call them ravocados.

700
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: I want a robocado. I'll bring you on. I bet

701
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: they're delicious. Problem, Yeah, I I think the problem with

702
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: macha is a lot of people. Most people actually don't

703
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: know how to make it properly, because like there is

704
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: a ceremonial aspect to making macha. Isn't it like an

705
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: ancient thing? Like isn't it what? What is it? It's

706
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: like a spiritual thing, right, Um, I don't fully know

707
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: if it's spiritual, but I know that there's like a

708
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: traditional tea service. Okay, it's like a ritual thing. It's

709
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: a ritual there's a specific way that you need to

710
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: make it. You know. It goes back to the Tang

711
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: dynasty in China. Okay, I just want to know the

712
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: truth here. Just tell me honestly. Did you have to

713
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: acquire a taste for it or did you like it?

714
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: Minute one? Because I love a dirty martini, but it

715
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: took me a while to acquire martini taste for martinis,

716
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: like because when I tried Macha, I was like, no

717
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: one actually likes this ship. Okay. I really like green tea. Okay,

718
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: so I think that I like went into it liking

719
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: the kind of bitterness that comes with like a green tea.

720
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: And I also like the caffeine ride. It takes you on.

721
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: What is the caffeine It's super like grab It's like mushrooms.

722
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: It's like super gradual and nice, and you don't have

723
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: it doesn't like fully drain your adrenals like coffee. You know,

724
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: I drink coffee. I get fucked up on coffee. Every day. Yeah,

725
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: I I take my adrenals for the a gnarly up

726
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: and down roller coaster ride. Yeah, I take like adrenal

727
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: support supplements because I am fully like you know, I

728
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: want to get sucked and fucked by my coffee every day,

729
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: and like I have to put real limits on myself.

730
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: Sometimes I create nasty habits where I'll like I'll have one.

731
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: I mean I drink when I'm being really bad. Some

732
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: days I can drink forty eight ounces of cold brow.

733
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: Really I never knew that about you. That's I mean,

734
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: that's what I'm being. Like you have to go through

735
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: a crazy That's what I'm being like nasty, like really crazy,

736
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: Like you know you're grow liquid enema. Yeah. Like on

737
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: good days, I just have one large one and that's

738
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: me and I'll drink it between um, like eight and

739
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: nine am. Yeah. But like today it's a little crazy.

740
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: I will have had when the day is done, I

741
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: will have had thirty six ounces of cold. Yeah. Well

742
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: you you're exerting a lot of brain energy today. You

743
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: have a big day. Um. But I always you know,

744
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: we've talked about this today because like you know, these

745
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: actors is like Lucy Lou and um, Jennifer Lopez. They

746
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: say that they don't have of caffeine, which I cannot

747
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: fathom because what their schedules are, like our schedules are

748
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: already insane, and like I'll find myself like I cannot

749
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: go do the show. I cannot do this audition unless

750
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: I get caffeine. I'm so brain dead tired. I don't

751
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: know how they're flying back and forth, like from China

752
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: to California to all this stuff without having any caffeine.

753
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: But I know it's so good for your skin, like

754
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: their skin looks like babies, you know, for me, And

755
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: I think this is why I also love guys so much,

756
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: like I'm here to live, like I'm on this earth

757
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: to enjoy the pleasures of life, and you, Blair, are

758
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: very you really also reinforce that too, like really, thank you,

759
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: that's so nice of you to say, well, I want

760
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: to enjoy my life on this earth, and like this

761
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: life is so short. I want to enjoy the pleasure

762
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: of having as much goddamn coffee as I please, because

763
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: I love I love coffee. Coffee is a love of

764
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: my life, like I love matcha too, but like coffee

765
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: for me after or before breakfast, like coffee is what

766
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: I wake up salvating for like a like a dog

767
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: seeing raw meat. I'm like coffee coffee, yes, okay, well

768
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: does it? Does a drink coffee for the listeners, A

769
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: is um Gretta's beloved husband. Yes, and yes he does

770
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: drink coffee. He drinks a black that's gnarly. I try

771
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: to do that sometimes, just doesn't hit the same. But

772
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: he's not, like, he's not as crazy as I am.

773
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: It's not a taste connection for him. It's more like

774
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: just a function, right Yeah. For him, it's like I

775
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: want to get I want the caffeine. Hip. For me,

776
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's the flavor. Like I even will funk

777
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: around sometimes and just get like dec half Americano because

778
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: I just want the flavor. Right. Oh that's wild. That's

779
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: some crazy ship. And that's why of my teeth look

780
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: like fucking corn colonels. What you are so crazy? They

781
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: do not. Always has been saying this, and they do

782
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: not just gorgeous teeth, okay, corn nibbles. They are not.

783
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: You're so nuts, They're not even close beautiful teeth. Um. Okay,

784
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: last question, because I have kept you so long before

785
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: we have one more segment. But did you know that

786
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: guy Fiery hates eggs? Lucien found this out Somehow do

787
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: you feel comfortable continuing to consume your daily eggs knowing

788
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: this fact? Does? I mean you're not really a real guy,

789
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 1: fiery fan, I had no idea that guy doesn't like eggs. Yeah,

790
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: you never would know that. It's crazy a Lucien God

791
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: does these deep dishes. Must have done some hardcore digging. No,

792
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: I mean he's special ops like I Honestly, he tells

793
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: me that I'm not always allowed to know how he

794
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: gets the information. He says, it's best if you don't know,

795
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 1: because it does sometimes get dark, like I don't know,

796
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure how he knows that guy doesn't

797
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: like eggs. Well, here's the thing. I know that guy

798
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: would support me in eating my eggs, even if he

799
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: himself did not want to eat eggs with me, because

800
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: he's a chill dude. Yeah, and that's and that's all

801
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: that I care about. That's all that matters really is

802
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: being a chill dude in life. But it is weird

803
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: because I do picture him eating the Scotch egg or

804
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: I a Scotch egg or even like a benedict, like

805
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,919
Speaker 1: a benedict, or like sauce like dumped on his head,

806
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: or like a burger with a fried egg on it,

807
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: or something that sounds so good, or like a croc

808
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 1: monsieur or damn, whichever one has the eggs. But he

809
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: would rename it if he's making that ship. Oh yeah,

810
00:53:55,600 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: and he would rename it like something fucking crazy. Oh

811
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: my god, this has been so funny. I cannot believe

812
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: that the cruel fate of the world that we even

813
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: have to end this episode. But I do have to

814
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: ask you. We do have a fun segment called Fan

815
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: on the Street, which will eventually be listeners calling in

816
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: with their celebrity encounter stories. But until then, since we're

817
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: in our first couple of episodes, I'd love to hear

818
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: if you have a fun celebrity uh found on the

819
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: streets story of your own that you'd be willing to

820
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: share with our listeners. I mean I have, I I

821
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: have like I know you have many, you have one thousand.

822
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: I have a really cute one. Oh please, we love

823
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: cute here. Okay. When I was in the fourth grade,

824
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: I was obviously obsessed with Hollywood and I wanted to

825
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: be a movie star, and my favorite thing was to

826
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: watch Nick at night. And I loved I love Lucy,

827
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: I loved Happy Days. I loved all of it, and

828
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: of course I loved the Fonds a k a. Henry Winkler.

829
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: So he had to write a little paper when we

830
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: were in like the fourth grade about someone we admired,

831
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: and I decided to write my paper about Henry Winkler. Hilarious.

832
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: Cut too. Like a week after we get this assignment,

833
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: I'm in New York with my parents. We are at

834
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: the hotel they would stay in in New York. And

835
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: who am I writing the elevator with Henry Winkler. That's manifestation.

836
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,720
Speaker 1: So my mom said to me, excuse me, Mr Winkler,

837
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: my daughter would love to meet you. She's writing a

838
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: paper about you. And I'm like nine years old, you

839
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And he's and he's probably he

840
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: did say to me. He was like, you're writing a

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Speaker 1: paper about me, and I was like, I him, And

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Speaker 1: then he said, if you have any questions, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to give you the number to my office. Feel free

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Speaker 1: to call me whenever you want. That is the sweetest,

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Speaker 1: most charming thing you've I've ever heard in my life,

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Speaker 1: and he gave me his fucking number for me to

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Speaker 1: call him and ask him any questions about that is

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Speaker 1: so sweet. Did you ever call? I didn't, but for

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Speaker 1: the longest I think it's classy that you didn't call.

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Speaker 1: But still for the longest time, I just had Henry

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Speaker 1: Winkler's number in my phone. WHOA. And I've heard that

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Speaker 1: he is like the best best person. Like I've heard

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Speaker 1: he's a wonderful, wonderful man, had so nice that you

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Speaker 1: feel that from him, and like I would think that

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Speaker 1: he's like that. But that's just so beautiful. Also a

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Speaker 1: reminder because even like at our level, you get so

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Speaker 1: many people like messaging you asking for things, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: it's like it gets overwhelming. So to think of someone

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Speaker 1: who like that, who was just like was his number

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Speaker 1: to a little girl. This was at a time though,

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Speaker 1: when like there was so much space between yeah, that

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Speaker 1: people didn't have constant access to you, right, Um, But

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Speaker 1: years years years years years later, okay, literally twenty years later,

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Speaker 1: I'm at my friend's birthday party and his son was

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Speaker 1: there and I tell his son this story and he

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Speaker 1: loved the story, and I was so happy to hear.

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Speaker 1: It is so sweet. Oh my god, that's the sweetest

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Speaker 1: thing in the world. I'm so glad that you participated

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Speaker 1: in the fan on the Streets segment. So a great story. Well, Greta,

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Speaker 1: how fun was this fun? The most guests, most times guests?

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Speaker 1: I can I don't know how that's called. What you

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Speaker 1: that title would be called in proper language. V I

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Speaker 1: p guest, best guest of all time, guests of all

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Speaker 1: time has been on the show the most of anyone else.

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Speaker 1: And are we for what a big gift for us?

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Speaker 1: And I think that guy Arry is going to find

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Speaker 1: out because that run you had was incredible and I

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Speaker 1: think it will stick with everyone forever. I hope God

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Speaker 1: willing love you, Greta, Love you Blair. Bye bye, bye

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Speaker 1: bye