WEBVTT - REUPLOAD- Episode153- PerpenDICKular Sex & Wild Kinks 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:08.200 No, we will not. Okay, someone said the R word, 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:13.800 but here's no no song. Why are the party act? 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:18.840 I I forgot that. Maybe I'm acting crazy like the 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:24.120 word is d Hi guys, Hi, guys, welcome to another 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:29.280 episode of Horrible Decisions. We are here without a guest 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:31.400 once again, so I don't know how wild this is 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.239 gonna be. Um, but I mean ship y'all came into 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:36.400 tune into some watch it. Apparently we haven't been as 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.160 run trees as we used to be. So we're gonna 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:41.680 get there with your motherfucker's today. Um, that's your girl, 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:43.800 Mandy b a k A pet staying a k A 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.720 full core punk ak A debt Beach. Can we say 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:52.559 slow then? If we can't say the other? You know what? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.520 So we can say slow? But no, because I don't 0:00:56.560 --> 0:01:00.280 like being called fast, So beach, no, it's not was 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:04.520 also a bad word. But I feel like there's moments 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:07.720 when you're acting kind of when you say the science 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.520 isn't real. So instead of saying you're asking a whole 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:15.920 video going on wh trying to help you? Instead of 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:19.000 leaping it, you're not acting You're acting slow. Who am 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.679 I sitting across? I don't even know who my name? 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.600 What do you mean to blur it? Blur her goddamn mouth. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.880 You gotta blur my mouth. Yeah, the same way you 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.320 saw that video with the white girl and they bleap racism. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.039 Can I just say for a moment here, you guys 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:36.319 act like I'm a Caucasian woman saying nigga. Like we 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.800 just decided that we were saying a healthy woman saying 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:44.440 the R word. It's the same thing. Healthy. Literally said, 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.240 I don't understand y'all. Can we get off of this 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:56.600 before they But I can't say, you know, it starts 0:01:56.600 --> 0:02:00.200 to the end with the tu I don't know what 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:05.920 she's talking about. She said, fidget. You know that's the word. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.800 It's maggott. But I'm not saying, oh, you're saying with 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.519 the f you're doing a lot. You're doing a whole 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.720 lot right now. Do you want to start off? I'm 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:19.919 just saying if she can say, I can't say. We 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:23.560 are only the second month into she wants us to 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.919 be canceled. She wants us to be canceled. I want 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:29.000 to know this is a teaching Google ever, no no, no no, no, no, 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:33.920 no no, And you're not gonna Google now, you're not 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:35.960 on a Mike Benson, why are you talking? You are 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.639 not going to ruin our audio quality by just randomly 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:44.639 there we go boom, See we're trying to up um. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.680 Was it? Like? If I say the R word to 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.000 a person that isn't R word, can they say something back? 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:50.919 That's why I don't say the R word around them? 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.440 You know? Can they say something back? Like? Can they 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.480 speak back to you? If if a little person is 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:57.079 right here and I start saying that word, he could 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:01.839 talk back and starting oh that word, But I would 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.840 say because I don't think that's crazy. You can't don't 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.800 call somebody a midgets, but you can say the word. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.919 But no, because look, you can't. You can't say nigga, 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.639 even if you're not calling someone a nigga. We don't 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.440 want white people to say nigga, even Ripe song. So 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.120 you can't say here and say you could say midget 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.399 without calling someone sorry. But like that's a good point there. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.560 They too don't weigh the same. Yes, they're disenfranchised people, 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.120 but the two do not weigh the same. You know 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.320 how I know because people can't even say nigga. They 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.120 say the N word. He just said midget, But you 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.440 want me to say the N word, and you just 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:37.080 said it, and you don't say the effort, and we 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.840 can't let no one else say the effort. You bleep 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.800 the effort if anyone said it on the show ever 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:44.640 in our day in history. And so therefore, shut your 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:49.040 goddamn mouth up, because my friends have called me a 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:55.240 midget because you're not. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, right, 0:03:55.480 --> 0:04:04.200 I'm technically two inches away from being and it's but one. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.920 It is. Dwarf is dwarf is exactly, it's a legal 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.480 it's a legal. Midget isn't a thing, but like I 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:15.320 could get a handicapped sticker. That's why the concept is. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:19.680 Like the word wasn't a big deal because midget is 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.159 a slur. You could say retarded, but you're not. It's 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.560 the intention we're talking about. What the real word is 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:32.880 it Midget isn't intent versus what did what did Brian 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:39.040 just say? Intent versus impact? You're saying that away from 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.960 being a legal one. So as long as I say, 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.080 but that's not even the actual proper term. So what 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.640 is the one who's for eleven and under legally called 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.960 what a dwarf? That dwarf a dwarf is a proper 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:57.839 it's a proper terminology. That's bullshit. Wow, I know it's dwarf. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.960 You just came on us from vert Little people want 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:05.280 to be called little? Are you really asking serious? This 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.240 is not the way we need to start. We're about 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.160 to get canceled. Here. We are literally having nothing good 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.279 meanings about how to up the production of horrible decision, 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.160 and yet you're about to get us canceled, as if 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.200 we weren't just featured in essence, as if we're not 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.800 trying to move up and goddamn society, and now we're 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.840 about to be canceled. Section on the Little People of 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:25.320 America site. What are the comments? Way? What is a midget? 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.880 There we go. In some circles it's used as midget 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.640 is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:35.040 term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:38.200 most short people. Okay, because at one point the word 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.240 retarded was actually fine, but that as it aged, it 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.640 became as offensive that we everything is is sensitive and 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:48.640 offensive to man people. Okay, such terms dwarf, little person, LP, 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.640 and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.080 people would rather be referred to their by their name. Okay, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:06:00.360 well here we go, here we go this ship. When 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.200 I found out that we couldn't say I found that 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.480 when this girl on fucking Twitter was talking about how 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.800 Donald Trump said it. Donald Trump said what retarded? He 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.559 called retarded or something, but I thought that he didn't. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.560 You're just gonna keep saying this R word that you 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.800 just called the R word. You come at me for it, 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.680 but I know I'm not saying it wrong. But you 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.160 know what, Retardation is a real word, right, Like that's 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.040 the thing. So but here's the thing I thought when 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.120 they said that they were talking about him doing that 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:33.599 hand mocking the disabled reporter, which that was. But I'm like, oh, 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.560 he said the word because sometimes I feel like some 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:43.760 niggas be acting, but you're doing it different though, impact 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:48.080 versus intention. That means if nig is acting, you sin't 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.040 in a bad way. That mean he acted like oh 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.479 and we can't say that. Yeah, I can hear this. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:58.719 Oh even on also say, I feel like someone on 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:03.719 you tube gonna be like, damn, these holds were part. Okay, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.000 see this is not how I wanted. Okay, Anyways, guys, 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.080 um I do you want to update them on anything. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:12.080 I have a crazy as sex story um with things 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.040 that I've never done before. But I'm actually gonna bring 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:15.280 it up there in the Kink of the Week, which 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:19.200 by the way, will be our last Kink of the week. UM, 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.040 if you guys haven't noticed, um, over the last couple 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:25.280 of episodes, we've been playing with other um different things 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.240 to replace our Kink of the week, as there's about 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.800 two hundred and sixty and change and we've pretty much 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:32.400 gone through them as we've had over two hundred episodes. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.360 Don't change. See me watch like a health show. Literally, 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.560 I know what that is. At the hypers like, I 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.560 fucking look crazy. Last night I'm watching sex Explained, Sex 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.160 Explained on the couch of my nig and he's like, 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.280 what the fund is going on? I'm sitting there with 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.080 a pen getting ready for tomorrow's episode, Like, wow, eight 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.480 percent of Asians masturbate to white people. Like I'm really like, 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:57.440 this is not goddamn job to know that Bukaki might 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:00.880 just be kamalamophilia. You know what I'm saying, that's not it, 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.600 but also that's not it because we ran out of kinks, 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.920 So this episode we're gonna go down quite a few 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.080 of the kinks now, and I didn't want to say 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.640 that we've we've done them all, but the ones that 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.640 we talked about on this episode, you're gonna be like 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.480 what who Like, We're gonna be just as just as 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:25.680 confused as y'all, um like that everything first off, everything, Um. 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.800 I do want to bring in one of our new segments, 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.800 and we haven't came up with the name flip. Y'all 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.800 can think of a cooler name. We've been going with 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.320 hole fax, like car facts, but they facts about sex 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:40.560 that they didn't because it's f A C T S 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.040 or f A X. It's I mean, we could play 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.199 with facts the same way we play with a hole facts. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.120 It's like a rundown of your pussy. That makes sense, 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.600 But that's only because we attach it to car facts. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.559 But this is still really a horrible decision, Like you're 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:57.400 about to give us your whole facts from like, oh 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.040 my god, we could call our catch up the whole 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:05.240 fax we heard three years into this, and you want 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:09.480 to just name the goddamn catch up hope fact, which 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:13.080 if the ones who doesn't like the outline now just 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:18.320 wants to name I do want to say, so this 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.960 one is actually really interesting. So this sex sex fact 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:25.120 comes from BuzzFeed dot com. Ancient Roman women would use 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:30.240 the sweat scrape from gladiator's skin as an aphrodisiac. Romans 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.360 didn't use soap, as most white people don't today. That 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:37.959 wasn't in I'm sorry that that was an ad lib. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.280 They preferred to cover themselves in oil and then scrape 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.160 the accumulated sweat and dirt off of themselves with a 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:49.000 sharp tool called a striggle. Many aristocratic Roman women would 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.840 have had the hots for a specific gladiator in much 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.080 the same way as people have crushes on celebs today. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:59.280 So they would actually buy their gladiator's body grease and 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.760 use it as a moisturizer and lubricants. But that must 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:06.680 be where it's like, buy your bathwater came from drink? 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.880 Did you drink like that? Because she said a struggle? 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.040 Is it not a struggle? I don't know. But he 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:17.840 went like the you know what, and we just upped 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.880 everybody's pay. And I'm saying, right now, if you guys 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.839 start fucking fans, it's going back down. I mean, I'm 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.280 not trying to say, you know, add me, I think 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:27.640 you edit but hey, all right, you know hey, now 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.520 it's funny because a lot of people have been like, oh, 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:34.319 who's the male voice that we hear? Now? No? Um, 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.680 So I wanted to ask you Benson's credit. I think 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.000 that they're only like standing for Benson because he's the 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:44.319 darker one, and just it's an easier play into I 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:47.880 can't probably not. I wanted to ask you, um, what 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:58.480 celebrities sweat? Um you would masturbate with Beyonce sweat queen? Uh? Yeah? Um? Okay, 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:05.000 are there any men? There's just so many? Do you 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.200 have me to go white, black, and Asian? Which one? Okay? 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:12.560 So okay, let's go white guys. After watching the Oscars, 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.880 I remembered how fine Brad Pitt was. Like. It came 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.199 back to me and I was like, god, damn okay, 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.240 so your white male sweat that you would use as 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:26.400 lubricrant and morsturizers, Brad Pitt, my white guy would be Um, 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:31.600 this is really hard. You're like Jason Jason, he's not white, 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.200 technically he's gonna be other. Um, Jake Jillen a what 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:40.920 oh my god? And his I be lazy is either 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:44.360 something with his eyes in some movies like Look see 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.640 he does. He got like a little his eyes be 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.400 looking a little crazy. He'd be having like a little 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.840 lazy eyes sometimes. But he is so fine to me 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:53.079 that his teeth and he had that no lip, but 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.200 it's kind of hot. He definitely has the no lit Oh, like, 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.480 who is that guy on? Like Justin Trudeau? He's hot 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.600 to um so Jake Joe, how it would be my 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:06.160 white man? Who would be who would be the left Justin? No, 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.240 I'm sorry, I mean the guy from Leftovers, the Data 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:14.160 just Jennifer Anderson. Who would be your Latina or yo Latino? 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.959 Um that you want their sweat as moisturizer or lubricant. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.839 Sharona says that for a Lotino, let me get him. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:27.199 He's definitely black. He could he identified that for a Latino? 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.520 I really can't think of. Oh my god, the guy 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.400 from Good Girls, pull him up, fuck me in the ass. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.200 Good Girls, Spanish guy pull him up. Him and his 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.440 wife are fine as fun. His wife is black. She 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:44.480 find his book. That nigga right there, Manny get him 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.480 on a Good Girl ship with him tats on his neck? Oh, 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.839 I want to suck his dick. Bro Okay, So the 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:54.600 only the only Spanish guy put Manny Montana wife, bro. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.760 They can't see this. This isn't fair to our listener. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.600 Google it with us. No, no, no, are at work 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.960 there at their desks or they're not. Nobody's holding it 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.600 like a fault. It doesn't They don't want to. You're 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.520 just oh my god, this guy. They can't see this 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.600 unless they're watching the song. Why are we talking with guys? 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.960 You want to because they still know names you don't. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.400 You ain't gotta google each one. Watched the penguin and 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.120 getting a whole fight. One that's different than you just 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.040 saying niggasame you know what I mean. It's different, and 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:24.079 they can look up the penguin. What we watched the 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.880 penguin getting a fight when Andrew was here. The penguin 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.559 getting a fight once and everybody was laughing even though 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.640 they couldn't see it. It's because I had to sit 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.559 here and say what was going on? I literally had 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.440 to directed like I was sucking Morgan Freeman for our 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:42.120 listeners who listen without visually seeing us. Mandy Freeman, I 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:44.320 kind of like that. I better age like that, nigga. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:48.199 I'm gonna be um okay. So the Spanish guys got complex. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.959 I'm just saying I don't know many Spanish people. Clearly, 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.640 I only like black guys. So the Spanish guy that 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.200 I think is really hot is and I think he died. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.680 He was on Power maybe season one or two. He's 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:00.880 one of the bad guys. You don't have to look 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.400 him up. He has tattoo on his neck. He find 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.400 I don't know his name, um, but if you want Power, 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.760 he was a part of the crew. Damn you remember one? 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.840 I mean same, just one Asian guy. I want to 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:19.000 fuck one from crazy rich Asians? Which one the main one? 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.480 And I don't have Asians either, So black guys, I 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:25.880 have a list, and you know it's fucked up because 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:29.440 a few of my Asian friends, they was like, oh 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.280 of course they got the whitest, prettiest, most American looking 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.160 Asian And I'm like, you know, start me off slow, 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:38.040 so crazy June Tower from when I when I lived 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:41.040 in Asia was craziest. I was talking to just a 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:46.160 lot of the locals and they have their colorism. Ideally, 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.680 you know, ideology is the same way we do. Um. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.040 So like they treat Malay and tie a lot different 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:55.200 because in Filipinos, because they they're normally aesthetically darker. And 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.400 then in terms of even the airlines, so Singapore Airlines 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.640 and a lot of the Asian airlines will not hire 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:05.120 you unless you are very, very white, to the point 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.400 where I literally had to have my friends bring me 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.520 deodorant and SAPs because when I lived in Asia, everything 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:16.720 has whitening ingredients in them. In terms of standards of beauty, 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.640 they still I know, we we call them the European 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:23.760 standards of beauty, but even in Asia, in European standard 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.120 beauty of the Asians Asians, so we have a black 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:30.040 people are right when we have issues with our own skin, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.840 it's because of European standards of beauty, because there is 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.960 this hierarchy of whiteness and what it means and who's 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.720 beautiful and whatever, and so everyone is like they almost 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.160 model their bullshit out of it. Except to be honest. Africans, yeah, 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.680 I mean they just really don't. I mean, we see 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.560 it in almost every culture. I mean, I'm sure in 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.560 some places in Africa, of course, but I think the 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:54.640 only place I've ever seen you know, wait or hair 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:59.000 or skin just celebrated so much is in African cultures. 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:01.920 I mean, you gotta go to the motherland to feel 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:06.040 like that bullshit. Although I will say I did have 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.560 a great time when I did go to Africa, but 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:11.640 even in Africa, that is still there. So I went 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.080 to South Africa and they were colonized by I believe 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:18.800 the Germans someone in Europe, and um, yeah, it's very 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.760 the same as very there with with colorism but also 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:25.640 just racism between black and white people. And that's I've 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:27.840 shared with you guys about going to the museum and 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:31.119 studying the apartheid and um, what is it the Swannee? 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:35.760 I think I'm trying to think of the township Swan 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.960 River in Florida. It was into Johannesburg. I'm not sure. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:42.480 Maybe Swayto Sorry, I think it was Suayto. Sueyto was 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.800 the township in South Africa? Is the camera on me? 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:48.320 I haven't even been sitting up right, girl, It's fine. No, 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:49.760 I kind of want to. I want to start looking 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.200 cuter because like this week, had someone tell me how 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.680 much cuter I was in person than YouTube, and I'm 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:59.720 sick of it. So, I mean, he didn't realized how 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:01.360 he's at it, but he did. He may didn't know 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:04.000 how they say ship. No, niggas, don't niggas know how 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:07.720 they say ship. He was like, yo, I'll be watching 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.200 you all every week and like you real prettier person, 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.960 like for real, because I watch all every week. When 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.160 for the second time, I'm like wow, he means, because 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.480 for this week's vanilla ship, guys, this one actually whee. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:25.600 He brought into our group chat. So if you guys 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:29.040 didn't know, this is for the men listening and ladies. 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:34.240 I don't know if you're care but testicles have taste buds. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:36.840 Benson brought it up. Oh ship. This is what Benson 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:40.399 looks up and during his spare time. Testicles have taste 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:44.400 buds that can detect sweet flavors and they're essential for reproduction. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.920 Scientists them niggas. Despite being a long way from the mouth, 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.840 taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:57.600 the savory taste of umami, the amino acid in soy um. 0:17:57.640 --> 0:17:59.560 I want to bring up this article. This article comes 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.840 from day email Um in the UK. I don't know 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:05.960 why that's pulling up on your ship, um, but it 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:11.439 said it says um. The study of taste bud in 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:15.280 mice have unearthed and surprising finding UM taste receptors are 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:18.000 found all over the body, including in the anus, and 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:22.040 scientists say finding show testicular taste buds are linked to fertility. 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.199 That why people do drugs up their ass. No, it's 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.200 because the hit the blood sat Yeah, that's for the blood. 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:29.199 It's not. Well. It's interesting because if any of you 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:34.000 guys came to our Boston show, our DC show, or 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:38.000 our or our Philly show, um our vanilla ship was 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:42.480 condoms that had flavor UM And I think one of 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.000 the things that we brought up was if that would 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:47.359 even affect your pH like does can your ass or 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:50.320 your vagina be turned off? That I hate when we 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:54.199 are as a people predictable. But even I too, you know, 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:58.800 act very very what because you act a lot of things. 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:05.160 I don't want to words in stereotypical, because like we 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:08.120 asked the audience, what would y'all want as a flavor? 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:11.879 But now specifically d C and me too, I said, 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:16.359 a chicken, me so romen. So everybody did, hold on, 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:17.840 she did. It was what I was hungry for at 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.800 the time, And honestly, everybody in the crowd had a 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:24.760 different variation of chicken, one with chicken and washers. One 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:28.280 wanted the chicken sandwich. One girl even tapped me because 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:30.240 I was like, I try to hear people's answers before 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:32.479 they say it. She was like, I'd love occasion pasta 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:36.520 like for chicken, and I'm like, do we ask anything else? Well? 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.280 I said something else, because you don't want to let 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:42.399 me be great. I said, I would love any oxtail 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.840 gravy tasting kind. What is wrong with oxtail gravy, But 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.959 you asked I asked for oxtail gravy on my chicken, 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:52.280 on my goat, on my rice. It don't matter if 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:54.560 I don't even get oxtail. I want the oxtail gravy. 0:19:57.040 --> 0:20:04.000 The consistency and another consistency. It's listen, black people that 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:06.840 have never tried a weird ass food, let's do it 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:11.320 this week. You don't want you don't have ton octopus 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:15.160 an airport if you've never had v airport octopus, don't 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:18.760 do this. It's really actually good and that Jet Blue 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:24.760 terminal I got it. I don't finish. It's so good though, 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:28.440 I feel like it at grilled octopus tentacle and it's 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:31.119 fucking delicta. It comes a little parsnips and potatoes and 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:36.800 it's the fucking octopus all like no bullshit, Like whenever 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:41.880 I'm in like a Spanish country, Spanish speaking country, Hispanic Latino, 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:46.720 I'm like trying, you guys, Okay, whatever, thanks, So anyway 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:49.400 octopus right, because you know what I'm saying, Like water 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:52.359 and ship bro when you go to any time, I 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:54.520 want lobster when I go to any island or a 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:58.119 place with water, especially because lobster is very um different 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:00.560 depending on the coast or the water they're coming from. 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:05.280 I love meal lobster. Would you do lobster flavor condoms? 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:07.320 So this is the no, it's not I love to 0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:11.200 taste of lopster. No, I'm fine with a lobster flavor 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:15.679 condom if the melted butter is included. So I need 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:18.440 I need the melted butter on top of my god 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:21.040 damn lobster. Okay, so if I can have melted butter 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:23.760 lobster condoms, yes, sign me the funk. Why the fund 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:27.800 did I say me so wrong? Why you're because you 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:29.760 know what it is. Before the shows, I'm always just 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:33.240 trying to drink like a juice because I'm like, okay, well, 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:35.080 like if I eat food, I'll get too sluggish and 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:38.440 I want to like whatever. But that DC show Moniga. 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:41.399 I remember walking up to someone's table and she was like, oh, 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:42.840 I have a question for home mail, and I'll go 0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:44.840 with your white ship. This is the white ship she does. 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:48.400 I was like a bro drinking after people. I didn't 0:21:48.440 --> 0:21:52.040 drink after her. Maybe I did? You did? I get 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:55.480 a drink and drop the goddamn because I do all 0:21:55.520 --> 0:22:00.600 our customer and audience. Yes, white asked say wait, like 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:02.560 you ain't suck a bitches breast milk out of her 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:05.880 titty shut Mandy. She even it was a white ass ship. 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:08.720 I'd be like the cau cassidy jumps the funk out. 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:12.280 I also would just like to say that you know 0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:16.920 this isn't I'm a very right No, I'll be on stage. 0:22:17.119 --> 0:22:22.800 It's not a little this is this episode because now 0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:25.879 saying it's a problematic ship one and too you know, 0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:28.920 I feel like I have been the almost woke one. 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:30.920 But I'm starting to fall asleep and I'm gonna tell 0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:33.919 you why you sleep is sleep. I'm like, really just 0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:37.240 tired of the pressure. So I would rather be canceled 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:40.439 by twenty than trying to be woke enough for twenty 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:42.439 oh no out of wokens, I feel like she does 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:47.520 it the breast best. Sorry, you do the best to me. 0:22:48.000 --> 0:22:49.960