Speaker 1: No, we will not. Okay, someone said the R word,
Speaker 1: but here's no no song. Why are the party act?
Speaker 1: I I forgot that. Maybe I'm acting crazy like the
Speaker 1: word is d Hi guys, Hi, guys, welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of Horrible Decisions. We are here without a guest
Speaker 1: once again, so I don't know how wild this is
Speaker 1: gonna be. Um, but I mean ship y'all came into
Speaker 1: tune into some watch it. Apparently we haven't been as
Speaker 1: run trees as we used to be. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: get there with your motherfucker's today. Um, that's your girl,
Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A pet staying a k A
Speaker 1: full core punk ak A debt Beach. Can we say
Speaker 1: slow then? If we can't say the other? You know what?
Speaker 1: So we can say slow? But no, because I don't
Speaker 1: like being called fast, So beach, no, it's not was
Speaker 1: also a bad word. But I feel like there's moments
Speaker 1: when you're acting kind of when you say the science
Speaker 1: isn't real. So instead of saying you're asking a whole
Speaker 1: video going on wh trying to help you? Instead of
Speaker 1: leaping it, you're not acting You're acting slow. Who am
Speaker 1: I sitting across? I don't even know who my name?
Speaker 1: What do you mean to blur it? Blur her goddamn mouth.
Speaker 1: You gotta blur my mouth. Yeah, the same way you
Speaker 1: saw that video with the white girl and they bleap racism.
Speaker 1: Can I just say for a moment here, you guys
Speaker 1: act like I'm a Caucasian woman saying nigga. Like we
Speaker 1: just decided that we were saying a healthy woman saying
Speaker 1: the R word. It's the same thing. Healthy. Literally said,
Speaker 1: I don't understand y'all. Can we get off of this
Speaker 1: before they But I can't say, you know, it starts
Speaker 1: to the end with the tu I don't know what
Speaker 1: she's talking about. She said, fidget. You know that's the word.
Speaker 1: It's maggott. But I'm not saying, oh, you're saying with
Speaker 1: the f you're doing a lot. You're doing a whole
Speaker 1: lot right now. Do you want to start off? I'm
Speaker 1: just saying if she can say, I can't say. We
Speaker 1: are only the second month into she wants us to
Speaker 1: be canceled. She wants us to be canceled. I want
Speaker 1: to know this is a teaching Google ever, no no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, And you're not gonna Google now, you're not
Speaker 1: on a Mike Benson, why are you talking? You are
Speaker 1: not going to ruin our audio quality by just randomly
Speaker 1: there we go boom, See we're trying to up um.
Speaker 1: Was it? Like? If I say the R word to
Speaker 1: a person that isn't R word, can they say something back?
Speaker 1: That's why I don't say the R word around them?
Speaker 1: You know? Can they say something back? Like? Can they
Speaker 1: speak back to you? If if a little person is
Speaker 1: right here and I start saying that word, he could
Speaker 1: talk back and starting oh that word, But I would
Speaker 1: say because I don't think that's crazy. You can't don't
Speaker 1: call somebody a midgets, but you can say the word.
Speaker 1: But no, because look, you can't. You can't say nigga,
Speaker 1: even if you're not calling someone a nigga. We don't
Speaker 1: want white people to say nigga, even Ripe song. So
Speaker 1: you can't say here and say you could say midget
Speaker 1: without calling someone sorry. But like that's a good point there.
Speaker 1: They too don't weigh the same. Yes, they're disenfranchised people,
Speaker 1: but the two do not weigh the same. You know
Speaker 1: how I know because people can't even say nigga. They
Speaker 1: say the N word. He just said midget, But you
Speaker 1: want me to say the N word, and you just
Speaker 1: said it, and you don't say the effort, and we
Speaker 1: can't let no one else say the effort. You bleep
Speaker 1: the effort if anyone said it on the show ever
Speaker 1: in our day in history. And so therefore, shut your
Speaker 1: goddamn mouth up, because my friends have called me a
Speaker 1: midget because you're not. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: I'm technically two inches away from being and it's but one.
Speaker 1: It is. Dwarf is dwarf is exactly, it's a legal
Speaker 1: it's a legal. Midget isn't a thing, but like I
Speaker 1: could get a handicapped sticker. That's why the concept is.
Speaker 1: Like the word wasn't a big deal because midget is
Speaker 1: a slur. You could say retarded, but you're not. It's
Speaker 1: the intention we're talking about. What the real word is
Speaker 1: it Midget isn't intent versus what did what did Brian
Speaker 1: just say? Intent versus impact? You're saying that away from
Speaker 1: being a legal one. So as long as I say,
Speaker 1: but that's not even the actual proper term. So what
Speaker 1: is the one who's for eleven and under legally called
Speaker 1: what a dwarf? That dwarf a dwarf is a proper
Speaker 1: it's a proper terminology. That's bullshit. Wow, I know it's dwarf.
Speaker 1: You just came on us from vert Little people want
Speaker 1: to be called little? Are you really asking serious? This
Speaker 1: is not the way we need to start. We're about
Speaker 1: to get canceled. Here. We are literally having nothing good
Speaker 1: meanings about how to up the production of horrible decision,
Speaker 1: and yet you're about to get us canceled, as if
Speaker 1: we weren't just featured in essence, as if we're not
Speaker 1: trying to move up and goddamn society, and now we're
Speaker 1: about to be canceled. Section on the Little People of
Speaker 1: America site. What are the comments? Way? What is a midget?
Speaker 1: There we go. In some circles it's used as midget
Speaker 1: is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the
Speaker 1: term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by
Speaker 1: most short people. Okay, because at one point the word
Speaker 1: retarded was actually fine, but that as it aged, it
Speaker 1: became as offensive that we everything is is sensitive and
Speaker 1: offensive to man people. Okay, such terms dwarf, little person, LP,
Speaker 1: and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most
Speaker 1: people would rather be referred to their by their name. Okay,
Speaker 1: well here we go, here we go this ship. When
Speaker 1: I found out that we couldn't say I found that
Speaker 1: when this girl on fucking Twitter was talking about how
Speaker 1: Donald Trump said it. Donald Trump said what retarded? He
Speaker 1: called retarded or something, but I thought that he didn't.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna keep saying this R word that you
Speaker 1: just called the R word. You come at me for it,
Speaker 1: but I know I'm not saying it wrong. But you
Speaker 1: know what, Retardation is a real word, right, Like that's
Speaker 1: the thing. So but here's the thing I thought when
Speaker 1: they said that they were talking about him doing that
Speaker 1: hand mocking the disabled reporter, which that was. But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he said the word because sometimes I feel like some
Speaker 1: niggas be acting, but you're doing it different though, impact
Speaker 1: versus intention. That means if nig is acting, you sin't
Speaker 1: in a bad way. That mean he acted like oh
Speaker 1: and we can't say that. Yeah, I can hear this.
Speaker 1: Oh even on also say, I feel like someone on
Speaker 1: you tube gonna be like, damn, these holds were part. Okay,
Speaker 1: see this is not how I wanted. Okay, Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: um I do you want to update them on anything.
Speaker 1: I have a crazy as sex story um with things
Speaker 1: that I've never done before. But I'm actually gonna bring
Speaker 1: it up there in the Kink of the Week, which
Speaker 1: by the way, will be our last Kink of the week. UM,
Speaker 1: if you guys haven't noticed, um, over the last couple
Speaker 1: of episodes, we've been playing with other um different things
Speaker 1: to replace our Kink of the week, as there's about
Speaker 1: two hundred and sixty and change and we've pretty much
Speaker 1: gone through them as we've had over two hundred episodes.
Speaker 1: Don't change. See me watch like a health show. Literally,
Speaker 1: I know what that is. At the hypers like, I
Speaker 1: fucking look crazy. Last night I'm watching sex Explained, Sex
Speaker 1: Explained on the couch of my nig and he's like,
Speaker 1: what the fund is going on? I'm sitting there with
Speaker 1: a pen getting ready for tomorrow's episode, Like, wow, eight
Speaker 1: percent of Asians masturbate to white people. Like I'm really like,
Speaker 1: this is not goddamn job to know that Bukaki might
Speaker 1: just be kamalamophilia. You know what I'm saying, that's not it,
Speaker 1: but also that's not it because we ran out of kinks,
Speaker 1: So this episode we're gonna go down quite a few
Speaker 1: of the kinks now, and I didn't want to say
Speaker 1: that we've we've done them all, but the ones that
Speaker 1: we talked about on this episode, you're gonna be like
Speaker 1: what who Like, We're gonna be just as just as
Speaker 1: confused as y'all, um like that everything first off, everything, Um.
Speaker 1: I do want to bring in one of our new segments,
Speaker 1: and we haven't came up with the name flip. Y'all
Speaker 1: can think of a cooler name. We've been going with
Speaker 1: hole fax, like car facts, but they facts about sex
Speaker 1: that they didn't because it's f A C T S
Speaker 1: or f A X. It's I mean, we could play
Speaker 1: with facts the same way we play with a hole facts.
Speaker 1: It's like a rundown of your pussy. That makes sense,
Speaker 1: But that's only because we attach it to car facts.
Speaker 1: But this is still really a horrible decision, Like you're
Speaker 1: about to give us your whole facts from like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we could call our catch up the whole
Speaker 1: fax we heard three years into this, and you want
Speaker 1: to just name the goddamn catch up hope fact, which
Speaker 1: if the ones who doesn't like the outline now just
Speaker 1: wants to name I do want to say, so this
Speaker 1: one is actually really interesting. So this sex sex fact
Speaker 1: comes from BuzzFeed dot com. Ancient Roman women would use
Speaker 1: the sweat scrape from gladiator's skin as an aphrodisiac. Romans
Speaker 1: didn't use soap, as most white people don't today. That
Speaker 1: wasn't in I'm sorry that that was an ad lib.
Speaker 1: They preferred to cover themselves in oil and then scrape
Speaker 1: the accumulated sweat and dirt off of themselves with a
Speaker 1: sharp tool called a striggle. Many aristocratic Roman women would
Speaker 1: have had the hots for a specific gladiator in much
Speaker 1: the same way as people have crushes on celebs today.
Speaker 1: So they would actually buy their gladiator's body grease and
Speaker 1: use it as a moisturizer and lubricants. But that must
Speaker 1: be where it's like, buy your bathwater came from drink?
Speaker 1: Did you drink like that? Because she said a struggle?
Speaker 1: Is it not a struggle? I don't know. But he
Speaker 1: went like the you know what, and we just upped
Speaker 1: everybody's pay. And I'm saying, right now, if you guys
Speaker 1: start fucking fans, it's going back down. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to say, you know, add me, I think
Speaker 1: you edit but hey, all right, you know hey, now
Speaker 1: it's funny because a lot of people have been like, oh,
Speaker 1: who's the male voice that we hear? Now? No? Um,
Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you Benson's credit. I think
Speaker 1: that they're only like standing for Benson because he's the
Speaker 1: darker one, and just it's an easier play into I
Speaker 1: can't probably not. I wanted to ask you, um, what
Speaker 1: celebrities sweat? Um you would masturbate with Beyonce sweat queen? Uh? Yeah? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: are there any men? There's just so many? Do you
Speaker 1: have me to go white, black, and Asian? Which one? Okay?
Speaker 1: So okay, let's go white guys. After watching the Oscars,
Speaker 1: I remembered how fine Brad Pitt was. Like. It came
Speaker 1: back to me and I was like, god, damn okay,
Speaker 1: so your white male sweat that you would use as
Speaker 1: lubricrant and morsturizers, Brad Pitt, my white guy would be Um,
Speaker 1: this is really hard. You're like Jason Jason, he's not white,
Speaker 1: technically he's gonna be other. Um, Jake Jillen a what
Speaker 1: oh my god? And his I be lazy is either
Speaker 1: something with his eyes in some movies like Look see
Speaker 1: he does. He got like a little his eyes be
Speaker 1: looking a little crazy. He'd be having like a little
Speaker 1: lazy eyes sometimes. But he is so fine to me
Speaker 1: that his teeth and he had that no lip, but
Speaker 1: it's kind of hot. He definitely has the no lit Oh, like,
Speaker 1: who is that guy on? Like Justin Trudeau? He's hot
Speaker 1: to um so Jake Joe, how it would be my
Speaker 1: white man? Who would be who would be the left Justin? No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I mean the guy from Leftovers, the Data
Speaker 1: just Jennifer Anderson. Who would be your Latina or yo Latino?
Speaker 1: Um that you want their sweat as moisturizer or lubricant.
Speaker 1: Sharona says that for a Lotino, let me get him.
Speaker 1: He's definitely black. He could he identified that for a Latino?
Speaker 1: I really can't think of. Oh my god, the guy
Speaker 1: from Good Girls, pull him up, fuck me in the ass.
Speaker 1: Good Girls, Spanish guy pull him up. Him and his
Speaker 1: wife are fine as fun. His wife is black. She
Speaker 1: find his book. That nigga right there, Manny get him
Speaker 1: on a Good Girl ship with him tats on his neck? Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to suck his dick. Bro Okay, So the
Speaker 1: only the only Spanish guy put Manny Montana wife, bro.
Speaker 1: They can't see this. This isn't fair to our listener.
Speaker 1: Google it with us. No, no, no, are at work
Speaker 1: there at their desks or they're not. Nobody's holding it
Speaker 1: like a fault. It doesn't They don't want to. You're
Speaker 1: just oh my god, this guy. They can't see this
Speaker 1: unless they're watching the song. Why are we talking with guys?
Speaker 1: You want to because they still know names you don't.
Speaker 1: You ain't gotta google each one. Watched the penguin and
Speaker 1: getting a whole fight. One that's different than you just
Speaker 1: saying niggasame you know what I mean. It's different, and
Speaker 1: they can look up the penguin. What we watched the
Speaker 1: penguin getting a fight when Andrew was here. The penguin
Speaker 1: getting a fight once and everybody was laughing even though
Speaker 1: they couldn't see it. It's because I had to sit
Speaker 1: here and say what was going on? I literally had
Speaker 1: to directed like I was sucking Morgan Freeman for our
Speaker 1: listeners who listen without visually seeing us. Mandy Freeman, I
Speaker 1: kind of like that. I better age like that, nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be um okay. So the Spanish guys got complex.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't know many Spanish people. Clearly,
Speaker 1: I only like black guys. So the Spanish guy that
Speaker 1: I think is really hot is and I think he died.
Speaker 1: He was on Power maybe season one or two. He's
Speaker 1: one of the bad guys. You don't have to look
Speaker 1: him up. He has tattoo on his neck. He find
Speaker 1: I don't know his name, um, but if you want Power,
Speaker 1: he was a part of the crew. Damn you remember one?
Speaker 1: I mean same, just one Asian guy. I want to
Speaker 1: fuck one from crazy rich Asians? Which one the main one?
Speaker 1: And I don't have Asians either, So black guys, I
Speaker 1: have a list, and you know it's fucked up because
Speaker 1: a few of my Asian friends, they was like, oh
Speaker 1: of course they got the whitest, prettiest, most American looking
Speaker 1: Asian And I'm like, you know, start me off slow,
Speaker 1: so crazy June Tower from when I when I lived
Speaker 1: in Asia was craziest. I was talking to just a
Speaker 1: lot of the locals and they have their colorism. Ideally,
Speaker 1: you know, ideology is the same way we do. Um.
Speaker 1: So like they treat Malay and tie a lot different
Speaker 1: because in Filipinos, because they they're normally aesthetically darker. And
Speaker 1: then in terms of even the airlines, so Singapore Airlines
Speaker 1: and a lot of the Asian airlines will not hire
Speaker 1: you unless you are very, very white, to the point
Speaker 1: where I literally had to have my friends bring me
Speaker 1: deodorant and SAPs because when I lived in Asia, everything
Speaker 1: has whitening ingredients in them. In terms of standards of beauty,
Speaker 1: they still I know, we we call them the European
Speaker 1: standards of beauty, but even in Asia, in European standard
Speaker 1: beauty of the Asians Asians, so we have a black
Speaker 1: people are right when we have issues with our own skin,
Speaker 1: it's because of European standards of beauty, because there is
Speaker 1: this hierarchy of whiteness and what it means and who's
Speaker 1: beautiful and whatever, and so everyone is like they almost
Speaker 1: model their bullshit out of it. Except to be honest. Africans, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they just really don't. I mean, we see
Speaker 1: it in almost every culture. I mean, I'm sure in
Speaker 1: some places in Africa, of course, but I think the
Speaker 1: only place I've ever seen you know, wait or hair
Speaker 1: or skin just celebrated so much is in African cultures.
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta go to the motherland to feel
Speaker 1: like that bullshit. Although I will say I did have
Speaker 1: a great time when I did go to Africa, but
Speaker 1: even in Africa, that is still there. So I went
Speaker 1: to South Africa and they were colonized by I believe
Speaker 1: the Germans someone in Europe, and um, yeah, it's very
Speaker 1: the same as very there with with colorism but also
Speaker 1: just racism between black and white people. And that's I've
Speaker 1: shared with you guys about going to the museum and
Speaker 1: studying the apartheid and um, what is it the Swannee?
Speaker 1: I think I'm trying to think of the township Swan
Speaker 1: River in Florida. It was into Johannesburg. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Maybe Swayto Sorry, I think it was Suayto. Sueyto was
Speaker 1: the township in South Africa? Is the camera on me?
Speaker 1: I haven't even been sitting up right, girl, It's fine. No,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to. I want to start looking
Speaker 1: cuter because like this week, had someone tell me how
Speaker 1: much cuter I was in person than YouTube, and I'm
Speaker 1: sick of it. So, I mean, he didn't realized how
Speaker 1: he's at it, but he did. He may didn't know
Speaker 1: how they say ship. No, niggas, don't niggas know how
Speaker 1: they say ship. He was like, yo, I'll be watching
Speaker 1: you all every week and like you real prettier person,
Speaker 1: like for real, because I watch all every week. When
Speaker 1: for the second time, I'm like wow, he means, because
Speaker 1: for this week's vanilla ship, guys, this one actually whee.
Speaker 1: He brought into our group chat. So if you guys
Speaker 1: didn't know, this is for the men listening and ladies.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're care but testicles have taste buds.
Speaker 1: Benson brought it up. Oh ship. This is what Benson
Speaker 1: looks up and during his spare time. Testicles have taste
Speaker 1: buds that can detect sweet flavors and they're essential for reproduction.
Speaker 1: Scientists them niggas. Despite being a long way from the mouth,
Speaker 1: taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect
Speaker 1: the savory taste of umami, the amino acid in soy um.
Speaker 1: I want to bring up this article. This article comes
Speaker 1: from day email Um in the UK. I don't know
Speaker 1: why that's pulling up on your ship, um, but it
Speaker 1: said it says um. The study of taste bud in
Speaker 1: mice have unearthed and surprising finding UM taste receptors are
Speaker 1: found all over the body, including in the anus, and
Speaker 1: scientists say finding show testicular taste buds are linked to fertility.
Speaker 1: That why people do drugs up their ass. No, it's
Speaker 1: because the hit the blood sat Yeah, that's for the blood.
Speaker 1: It's not. Well. It's interesting because if any of you
Speaker 1: guys came to our Boston show, our DC show, or
Speaker 1: our or our Philly show, um our vanilla ship was
Speaker 1: condoms that had flavor UM And I think one of
Speaker 1: the things that we brought up was if that would
Speaker 1: even affect your pH like does can your ass or
Speaker 1: your vagina be turned off? That I hate when we
Speaker 1: are as a people predictable. But even I too, you know,
Speaker 1: act very very what because you act a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I don't want to words in stereotypical, because like we
Speaker 1: asked the audience, what would y'all want as a flavor?
Speaker 1: But now specifically d C and me too, I said,
Speaker 1: a chicken, me so romen. So everybody did, hold on,
Speaker 1: she did. It was what I was hungry for at
Speaker 1: the time, And honestly, everybody in the crowd had a
Speaker 1: different variation of chicken, one with chicken and washers. One
Speaker 1: wanted the chicken sandwich. One girl even tapped me because
Speaker 1: I was like, I try to hear people's answers before
Speaker 1: they say it. She was like, I'd love occasion pasta
Speaker 1: like for chicken, and I'm like, do we ask anything else? Well?
Speaker 1: I said something else, because you don't want to let
Speaker 1: me be great. I said, I would love any oxtail
Speaker 1: gravy tasting kind. What is wrong with oxtail gravy, But
Speaker 1: you asked I asked for oxtail gravy on my chicken,
Speaker 1: on my goat, on my rice. It don't matter if
Speaker 1: I don't even get oxtail. I want the oxtail gravy.
Speaker 1: The consistency and another consistency. It's listen, black people that
Speaker 1: have never tried a weird ass food, let's do it
Speaker 1: this week. You don't want you don't have ton octopus
Speaker 1: an airport if you've never had v airport octopus, don't
Speaker 1: do this. It's really actually good and that Jet Blue
Speaker 1: terminal I got it. I don't finish. It's so good though,
Speaker 1: I feel like it at grilled octopus tentacle and it's
Speaker 1: fucking delicta. It comes a little parsnips and potatoes and
Speaker 1: it's the fucking octopus all like no bullshit, Like whenever
Speaker 1: I'm in like a Spanish country, Spanish speaking country, Hispanic Latino,
Speaker 1: I'm like trying, you guys, Okay, whatever, thanks, So anyway
Speaker 1: octopus right, because you know what I'm saying, Like water
Speaker 1: and ship bro when you go to any time, I
Speaker 1: want lobster when I go to any island or a
Speaker 1: place with water, especially because lobster is very um different
Speaker 1: depending on the coast or the water they're coming from.
Speaker 1: I love meal lobster. Would you do lobster flavor condoms?
Speaker 1: So this is the no, it's not I love to
Speaker 1: taste of lopster. No, I'm fine with a lobster flavor
Speaker 1: condom if the melted butter is included. So I need
Speaker 1: I need the melted butter on top of my god
Speaker 1: damn lobster. Okay, so if I can have melted butter
Speaker 1: lobster condoms, yes, sign me the funk. Why the fund
Speaker 1: did I say me so wrong? Why you're because you
Speaker 1: know what it is. Before the shows, I'm always just
Speaker 1: trying to drink like a juice because I'm like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: like if I eat food, I'll get too sluggish and
Speaker 1: I want to like whatever. But that DC show Moniga.
Speaker 1: I remember walking up to someone's table and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a question for home mail, and I'll go
Speaker 1: with your white ship. This is the white ship she does.
Speaker 1: I was like a bro drinking after people. I didn't
Speaker 1: drink after her. Maybe I did? You did? I get
Speaker 1: a drink and drop the goddamn because I do all
Speaker 1: our customer and audience. Yes, white asked say wait, like
Speaker 1: you ain't suck a bitches breast milk out of her
Speaker 1: titty shut Mandy. She even it was a white ass ship.
Speaker 1: I'd be like the cau cassidy jumps the funk out.
Speaker 1: I also would just like to say that you know
Speaker 1: this isn't I'm a very right No, I'll be on stage.
Speaker 1: It's not a little this is this episode because now
Speaker 1: saying it's a problematic ship one and too you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like I have been the almost woke one.
Speaker 1: But I'm starting to fall asleep and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you why you sleep is sleep. I'm like, really just
Speaker 1: tired of the pressure. So I would rather be canceled
Speaker 1: by twenty than trying to be woke enough for twenty
Speaker 1: oh no out of wokens, I feel like she does
Speaker 1: it the breast best. Sorry, you do the best to me.
Speaker 1: I don't like that pressure. I think I am too,
Speaker 1: and I've also had feel think you that woke. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't even like the word woke. I think I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to start a five face woke what I
Speaker 1: want to be because Mandy just be like, I don't
Speaker 1: even whatever, and I'll be like, no, but but that
Speaker 1: I'm kind of tired to be in that person. I
Speaker 1: just think I know that I'm not going to please
Speaker 1: every listener with every opinion that I have, And so
Speaker 1: we're having a conversation about something. It's not but that ship.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's more so like I know someone's
Speaker 1: going to disagree, and I'm not gonna say what I
Speaker 1: think is politically correct or what the woke you know
Speaker 1: opinion is because I think that we've gotten this far
Speaker 1: with sharing our opinions on stuff, and are people gonna
Speaker 1: hate what the funk we say? How I guess my
Speaker 1: main priority with my fake woke ship is one I
Speaker 1: am a feminist through and through, so that see I
Speaker 1: don't identify as a menace. I'll do like women empowerment.
Speaker 1: I don't even say feminists, So yeah, so you identify
Speaker 1: that I don't. I actually recently wanted a whole fucking
Speaker 1: right on Twitter because I really feel like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of fake feminists because of how they'll like get
Speaker 1: on this weird like okay, so missundry is like hating men, right,
Speaker 1: and it's always associated with feminism, which is why a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't like to call themselves feminists. And
Speaker 1: that's why I'm kind of tired of fake feminists on Twitter.
Speaker 1: And I'm new to Twitter. I've only had it for
Speaker 1: like six months, but like, I just see so many
Speaker 1: girls get on these hate trains and I'm like, bro, like,
Speaker 1: y'all funk all these things, talk about them just on
Speaker 1: Twitter because like the other girls that like are cool
Speaker 1: on Twitter, world re tweat your ship, but you're not
Speaker 1: really real feminist because if you were, you wouldn't talk
Speaker 1: shit about other women on Twitter. And it's like they
Speaker 1: like downplay other women and call them this and call
Speaker 1: them that, but then they're feminist because they all hate men,
Speaker 1: and it's like that's not what feminine is it at all.
Speaker 1: It's about being able to be a woman that supports
Speaker 1: other women and equality for that sex. If you want
Speaker 1: to hear me disagree about all the different terms, listen
Speaker 1: to any of our feminism episodes. I think those are
Speaker 1: the episodes where I'm just the most like what but
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me? Just everything simpler than
Speaker 1: I just don't like. But even when we get on
Speaker 1: and we and you sit here and say as feminists,
Speaker 1: we support all women. But then we sat on this
Speaker 1: platform with someone else who identified as a feminist, and
Speaker 1: then we separate white feminism and black feminism instead of
Speaker 1: just making it all women, Then we didn't then feminist
Speaker 1: dissect from being a white woman and being a black woman.
Speaker 1: So is it all women? It's much like being an
Speaker 1: advocate for the l g b t Q community and
Speaker 1: needing to be an advocate for our trans sistors. That
Speaker 1: is what white and black feminists are. They are excluded
Speaker 1: a lot of the time from the conversation with LGBTQ people, right,
Speaker 1: or we were like all about the gay men, but
Speaker 1: like trans people, you know what I mean? Or like
Speaker 1: we don't care about them losing their lives. That is
Speaker 1: the difference with feminism and black women because a lot
Speaker 1: of feminists don't even realize that they are excluding black girls.
Speaker 1: Which is why when she came on here and we
Speaker 1: talked about that, it did make sense, because there does
Speaker 1: that people have this jaded view and skewed view of feminism.
Speaker 1: Women know that they love women and they want women
Speaker 1: to win, but they forget about the road and journey
Speaker 1: for black man. And that is why it's it's so
Speaker 1: and and look at me back, but see, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Even when I hear people talk like this, I'll just
Speaker 1: be like, and I say this to say because then
Speaker 1: you say the same name. I don't. So I don't
Speaker 1: identify as a feminist because you and I get that.
Speaker 1: But I want to say, like, even in terms of
Speaker 1: when I hear people speak and identify as whether it's
Speaker 1: woke feminists or even people who are Black Lives Matter,
Speaker 1: or like black women who say, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: support my black kings. I'm here with black kings, and
Speaker 1: then the day white men in the same with black Like,
Speaker 1: to me, there's just hypocrisy. And I think all of
Speaker 1: these people in terms of when they decide to identify
Speaker 1: as a certain in a certain class or something so
Speaker 1: to me, I come on here, I say my opinion
Speaker 1: every week, you're gonna like it, you're not gonna like it.
Speaker 1: Over the last three years, I've grown in how I
Speaker 1: thought of things, and so to me, the same way,
Speaker 1: certain people in sexual orientations don't want to be labeled
Speaker 1: as one thing because there is a Kinsey scale of Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a scale of sexuality. I feel like that's how
Speaker 1: it is with if you identify as a feminist. To me,
Speaker 1: there is a scale of it. And so to me,
Speaker 1: that's not really feminists to do awful ship quote unquote yeah,
Speaker 1: but even but even walk people like if we talk
Speaker 1: about Black Lives Matter and the movement that that's created,
Speaker 1: we still have the same people that will ride and
Speaker 1: die with black people until we get to black gays
Speaker 1: or black trans and so there's never really a full
Speaker 1: gauge on um. I don't want to say you don't
Speaker 1: think abel, I think that these person If you're gonna
Speaker 1: sit here and be a feminist and say all women,
Speaker 1: then let's not sit here and you know, separate between
Speaker 1: white and black and Latina or let's not you know,
Speaker 1: sitting here and say, well, those people don't stick up
Speaker 1: for trans women, and then the same with with Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter. If you care about black lives, you should
Speaker 1: also care about black trans lives that black gay men
Speaker 1: lives like. And I think that Indian people don't be
Speaker 1: the hypocrite if you're not right, But that's one to me.
Speaker 1: Just they say the word, which you are. You've had
Speaker 1: them on the show. Actually ironically we both we're missing.
Speaker 1: But I think that's the thing though. The hypocrisy is
Speaker 1: not me and it's not you. If we both support
Speaker 1: these people, it's just the people that could make us
Speaker 1: look bad, you know what I'm saying. Like, I'll just
Speaker 1: watch that episode of the Office last night of a
Speaker 1: Diversity Day. Yeah, season, it's a second episode when she
Speaker 1: Ain't Gonna Hold You on Netflix. Now, I ain't watching
Speaker 1: Shipouts until there's the least two seasons because you get
Speaker 1: into season one and you gotta wait a whole But
Speaker 1: I can't know, wait until there's the least two seasons
Speaker 1: for any goddamn thing, because you've binge watched something twelve
Speaker 1: episodes later. You gotta wait a whole fucking year to
Speaker 1: watch a new season. So I'm not watching it off season.
Speaker 1: I want to binge something for the rest of my life,
Speaker 1: like raised Anatomy, but I haven't started it because I
Speaker 1: don't want to long as seasons. Bitch, you can. You
Speaker 1: can binge Dexter for a while and if you liked you,
Speaker 1: it's the you before you, the way the way he
Speaker 1: he speaks on his thing. He is a serial killer
Speaker 1: that you would think is sane, just like we think
Speaker 1: Joe is saying he works in a fucking library. You
Speaker 1: would think he's saying, but he's really this serial killer Dexters.
Speaker 1: Dexter is too smart? Are you? He's our Joe Dexter.
Speaker 1: How rarely do I feel like dumb people kill? I
Speaker 1: really do. I feel like it's always people that are
Speaker 1: like highly intelligent and that can just think further ahead
Speaker 1: and that plan. Like, I don't think it's just the
Speaker 1: average Ted Bundy was a fucking lawyer or went to
Speaker 1: law school at least I don't think he got to finish.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like absolutely, And I'm really into serial killer,
Speaker 1: so I don't watch Mine Hunter everything about serial killers.
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Speaker 1: Now let's get back to some Horrible Decisions. So just
Speaker 1: to make this very clear, this episode is all about
Speaker 1: our segments. You guys are gonna hear the new ones
Speaker 1: like the sex Facts you're in here, Vanilla ship old ones,
Speaker 1: and the final one is hor Derves, where we serve
Speaker 1: you up a new sex tip every week. Send a
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Speaker 1: one I like, I've never heard this called the Kiven method.
Speaker 1: Y'all have talked about me eating pussy um, like basically
Speaker 1: from the side instead of face on, like turning your
Speaker 1: face and it's called the Kiven method. And there's a
Speaker 1: main tip in here that I like, we're basically women
Speaker 1: are afraid to spread their labia. A lot of women
Speaker 1: feel like they shouldn't touch themselves during the act of
Speaker 1: oral sex. But you may not even be orgasming because
Speaker 1: your partner may not have easy enough access to your clarists.
Speaker 1: So to actually let them get in there set the
Speaker 1: scene for them. Sure, licking volva is great, but why
Speaker 1: waste your time and risk your partner getting lost down there?
Speaker 1: Open your lips if you, as the hint crazy about that.
Speaker 1: So the guy that I'm about to talk about my
Speaker 1: little whole sex advention with, because clearly mist And had
Speaker 1: some sex, so you can get off me about not
Speaker 1: have sex, Mision had something. But when I send him videos, um,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want me to is playing with it, like
Speaker 1: he literally asked me open it up, like and he
Speaker 1: asked me asked me to spread my lips open, And
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I don't really like how looks as
Speaker 1: much because I'm like, I want to see you see
Speaker 1: how wet I am, so I'll just be playing with
Speaker 1: the wetness like spinning ship. I'd be like, that's cooler
Speaker 1: than just me opening ship up and I'd be like, ni,
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at my buzzy um. But
Speaker 1: when you're having a partner, is he's supposed to do
Speaker 1: this or no? It's saying you. So that's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's why he could be looking your clip. But maybe
Speaker 1: you need more clip simulation, so spread up spread. I
Speaker 1: think that's also a nice non verbal like que because
Speaker 1: if I'm like licking my clip, he might really be
Speaker 1: looking at it. But if it's like I got more clip,
Speaker 1: I like that like up, down, left, right direction. I've
Speaker 1: gone that before. Also, I've definitely tried that after you
Speaker 1: mentioned it one time doing it you had a squarem
Speaker 1: in it and I got all the compliments from that dude.
Speaker 1: I have had stop me in the street about that ship,
Speaker 1: And ironically it's funny becau us. Maybe he's always like
Speaker 1: you always say that tip. And I think our listeners
Speaker 1: have heard her a bunch of times so they already know.
Speaker 1: And maybe it's majority women, so they're not straight women.
Speaker 1: I think majority of them niggas was like, thank you
Speaker 1: a video, and even though it sounds like a little
Speaker 1: too much, I watched it, Okay, it was good, and
Speaker 1: then wrote this is for you Eazy from a fake page,
Speaker 1: which I guess he probably didn't want me to know
Speaker 1: his real page, but like it was a real video
Speaker 1: and shout out. UM. I don't know if I want
Speaker 1: to shot them out, but I got a video recently
Speaker 1: of a guy bent's over UM and I guess she
Speaker 1: was getting ready to peg him and she thanked me.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, I really don't want your home videos, guys.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that y'all are getting tips from us. I
Speaker 1: don't want home videos sent to me. Wheezy send them
Speaker 1: off to her because the girls like no, I don't
Speaker 1: always reply, but yeah, I've gotten quite a few home
Speaker 1: videos and it's just like, so, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: I don't read all d m s, but when because
Speaker 1: sometimes I have M open to everyone, so on a story,
Speaker 1: so then so many people replied just like an L
Speaker 1: O L. So it's just whatever. But when it says
Speaker 1: sensitive material, I'll be like, let's you're talking about? So
Speaker 1: I want to get in um, to the next second. Guys,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be one of the last times we
Speaker 1: do this and again the horrible decision. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: through quite a few kinks, So this one I want
Speaker 1: to shout out to Kinks with Kiki. Um. This is
Speaker 1: a B D S M term. It's called bratt um
Speaker 1: and it's so funny because this plays into my amazing
Speaker 1: wild sex story that I just had recently. Um. So
Speaker 1: bratt b R A T is normally and y'all are
Speaker 1: gonna think it's crazy because I know I'm a dam
Speaker 1: Calm down. It was a switch, but bratt is normally
Speaker 1: the submissive or bottom in a dynamic. They normally make
Speaker 1: things difficult, talk back, and or come off as if
Speaker 1: they are uninterested. So let me tell y'all. First off,
Speaker 1: we live in New York City. Do you know I
Speaker 1: had to fly halfcross the country to get some god
Speaker 1: damn penis half cross half cross because it was Texas.
Speaker 1: That's literally half cross full crosses like which I would
Speaker 1: have had to do. Um. But so I went to
Speaker 1: Texas and this came off of so wee thine and
Speaker 1: I had um scheduled a studio thing, but I had
Speaker 1: um some wild, crazy things happened in my family recently,
Speaker 1: and mentally, I was just like, girl, we just did
Speaker 1: the studio. I don't know if I could do it again.
Speaker 1: And so me and him were talking, He's like, damn
Speaker 1: you like seemed really sad you want to come to Texas.
Speaker 1: So really, I don't know if he really cared that
Speaker 1: I was going through something and he just wanted to funk.
Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, I actually I could let
Speaker 1: out some scene. So I'm like a kid. Maybe he cared.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was like, you know, a flight,
Speaker 1: A flight sounds good, and I know I haven't had
Speaker 1: sex in a while. This could really let off some
Speaker 1: of this you know, just going on my mind. So anyways,
Speaker 1: mind you, let's talk about how maybe I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: gone there because I get to um Newark Airport and
Speaker 1: there's maintenance on the plane. Oh my nigga, the motherfucking plane.
Speaker 1: Let me see else something. If we ever have to
Speaker 1: cancel the show, don't man, don't get debate it you
Speaker 1: actually like, no bullshit, I would really believe it if
Speaker 1: you do. It's but it's always so mind y'all. ILL
Speaker 1: shared you all the story how the last time this
Speaker 1: was in December. I was ready to go get some
Speaker 1: dick and break my goddamn drought, and I stayed on
Speaker 1: the way. I was gonna break my drought? Is that
Speaker 1: not how to say? Anyway, I was on my way
Speaker 1: to Denver for some dick, on a flight to literally
Speaker 1: go to Denver for six hours just to fun and leave.
Speaker 1: And I stayed on the runway for three hours and
Speaker 1: they went back to the gate, and by the time
Speaker 1: I would have got to Denver, he had a game
Speaker 1: the next day, so I wouldn't have been able to funk.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't gonna work. So anyways, back to this, so, um,
Speaker 1: They're doing maintenance on the god damn plane and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's an hour and a half delayed. I'm like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I'll get a drink. Three hours delayed, Okay. So finally
Speaker 1: I go and say, am I gonna make it tonight
Speaker 1: because he had to leave the next day because I
Speaker 1: got dicked to No, seriously, I was mind you shout
Speaker 1: out to the T s A agents at Newark Airport.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my homegirl about I'm about to get
Speaker 1: on get some dick. She's you know, I'm going through
Speaker 1: the clear line, and so they're like she's good, and
Speaker 1: the T s A Agent is like, I really like
Speaker 1: your show, go get it. And I'm just I'm just like,
Speaker 1: god damn it. Um, So anyway, is it JFK? No,
Speaker 1: it was Newark. I wanna say all the JFK agents,
Speaker 1: I would say maybe once or twice I went, they
Speaker 1: haven't recognized me. I was with Old Bay. This girl
Speaker 1: was like, oh here, so I know we I know,
Speaker 1: we shout out, you know, our listeners that be at
Speaker 1: the desks, the ones that don't because we, as he said,
Speaker 1: all y'all ain't at desks, but the ones, the ones
Speaker 1: on in airports. I do want to shout out the
Speaker 1: T s A agents. Um getting a hole on. Anyways,
Speaker 1: So I finally get on flight the next day. I
Speaker 1: end up having them get me a fucking hotel in
Speaker 1: Jersey because I'm like, I'm not going all the way
Speaker 1: to the Bronx to catch a five am flight. So
Speaker 1: he has to now change his flight to leave the
Speaker 1: next day. We go through all this, So anyways, I
Speaker 1: get there. As soon as he gets in the goddamn room,
Speaker 1: he's on the phone on a business call and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll wait. Mind you. I took a shower
Speaker 1: as soon as I got to the room, so I'm
Speaker 1: in just a towel because I'm like, damn, we're in
Speaker 1: this bullshit as hotel because they don't have a robe.
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna have a rope, but they
Speaker 1: didn't have a robe. I said, you know what, this
Speaker 1: ain't a top quality hotel. They don't. There wasn't a role,
Speaker 1: but I had on the towel. It was. It was
Speaker 1: a good hotel. They just didn't have a robe. And
Speaker 1: I normally like getting in hotel ropes. I just like
Speaker 1: hotel road. Why do you think I was acting like
Speaker 1: that about the Moxie. There was no hotel robes. So
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'll just stay in a towel.
Speaker 1: When he gets so he comes in, he's on the call.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone with one of his his business partners,
Speaker 1: and I'm like okay. So he gets in. As soon
Speaker 1: as he gets in, he pulled my towel off. I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you ready? But you're on the phone. The sexiest
Speaker 1: thing ever the person on the phone, this white guy
Speaker 1: just keeps on talking. So he puts the phone on
Speaker 1: mute and starts eating my pussy. He sounded white, definitely
Speaker 1: a Bill, Joe or Bob, I don't know, but it
Speaker 1: was his business partner and he so he puts the phone.
Speaker 1: The guy is still talking because they're like they're they
Speaker 1: have a business deal right now, that's what's going on.
Speaker 1: And he starts eating my pussy. Now, y'all know, I
Speaker 1: don't even light head like that, but do you know
Speaker 1: how sexy it is. He's literally eating my pussy while
Speaker 1: his business partners on speaker now talking to him, and
Speaker 1: he starts to eat my pott Man, you don't even
Speaker 1: like listen. I listen, but it was like, this is
Speaker 1: so hot. So finally it comes to the point where
Speaker 1: he has to answer his business partner, so he gets
Speaker 1: back on the phone, is like m then he starts talking.
Speaker 1: So then I unbuckle his pants because he started eating
Speaker 1: my pussy before he even got naked, So I'm buckle
Speaker 1: his pants and starts sucking his dick while he finishes
Speaker 1: the call. If you guys have not done this yet, bro,
Speaker 1: it's the it's the funny ship. I just did it
Speaker 1: on Sunday. It is the best. But you know what.
Speaker 1: I can't stand when you think they're about to hang
Speaker 1: up because you're doing really good. All right, I gotta
Speaker 1: call you back, and then they start getting into some
Speaker 1: real conversations. Hang up. I don't want to suck your
Speaker 1: this long. I'm getting real mad, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like okay, like I'm like doing the playful like
Speaker 1: it off the phone, dick suck. And then if they
Speaker 1: really be on the phone, I'll be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: was about to say I can't make noises, and then
Speaker 1: I got so funny because I'll never forget how he
Speaker 1: said it. So, I mean, you should I've been talking
Speaker 1: about me. What's up with you? Dog? You know I
Speaker 1: wanted to bite his dinner? No serious, now it work
Speaker 1: trying to make the most fucking noise and well yeah, well,
Speaker 1: while his dick is in my mouth, he mutes it again,
Speaker 1: and it's like this nigga won't stop talking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's like, keep going, keep on. So I'm sucking as dick.
Speaker 1: Finally he ends the call and so before I get there,
Speaker 1: mind you, I'm only telling the story because I didn't
Speaker 1: think there were more things that I could do that
Speaker 1: I haven't done before and during this sex of pain,
Speaker 1: I did two new things that I've never done for
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm sheery. Okay, So he knew he
Speaker 1: wanted to get nasty with me, right, so I brought toys.
Speaker 1: Thank god it went through the ts A machine. Because
Speaker 1: I only had a book bag. I knew I was
Speaker 1: just going for one thing. I didn't have to bring much,
Speaker 1: but I did bring my woman. I ask it for me.
Speaker 1: I brought a butt plug, I brought a dildo. I
Speaker 1: brought two types of lube and an outfit that I
Speaker 1: never got to get into because he just ate my
Speaker 1: pussy out the towel. So he's like, grabbed the toys.
Speaker 1: I'm like Nigga in round one. Like I thought we
Speaker 1: were gonna wait till, you know, we just have a
Speaker 1: regular funk now, then dinner, then we get into the
Speaker 1: nasty stuff. But he's like, no, where that ship now?
Speaker 1: So where what's it? I'm gonna tell you, I did
Speaker 1: such a good job, y'all. So before he came to
Speaker 1: the room, I put it all in the night stand down.
Speaker 1: I didn't, but I felt some type of way. So
Speaker 1: y'all know, when y'all open the drawing there's like a Bible.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have the butt plug by the Bible. And
Speaker 1: I'm not religious, but I felt away. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: can't put all of our sex toys. Uh no, put
Speaker 1: I put the Bible on top like so it wasn't
Speaker 1: in the jeor. So when he looked in the jor,
Speaker 1: he didn't see the Bible and the loobes and butt
Speaker 1: plugs and everything like that. What kind of hotel? This
Speaker 1: what you don't have? You don't go where they have.
Speaker 1: They have the little bibles, they'll all be noticed and yeah,
Speaker 1: and all of them and then they it's normally by
Speaker 1: the goddamn I must be the most. It's the nice.
Speaker 1: I don't even see the Bible. They're normally now by
Speaker 1: the by the your ship that you do all the time,
Speaker 1: room service like it's no, you know, like do you
Speaker 1: like your room service? It's it's ridiculous. So anyways, he
Speaker 1: tells me to grab these toys, right, and I'm just like, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: we're getting right into it. So he goes to grab
Speaker 1: the butt plug. Now this I've done before, but I
Speaker 1: told him I would let him do an mind you,
Speaker 1: he's told me he's only tried any once. That's I've
Speaker 1: done before. So he goes and he gets the butt
Speaker 1: plug and he puts the lube on it and puts
Speaker 1: it in my ass while he's sucking me. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I can do this, but it's saying. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a butt plug where it's like has
Speaker 1: kind of balls. I like the ones you can stick
Speaker 1: your finger in it so you could keep pushing it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nah, I wasn't trying to have that done.
Speaker 1: But baby, it was just a regular little butt plug.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, that's cool. That's cool. So
Speaker 1: he's doing the butt plug thing with me. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Then he goes to grab the dildo and I'm like
Speaker 1: my booty already. I'm like, you need a lot of
Speaker 1: loop because I only do anal once a quarter, but
Speaker 1: last quarter I didn't get anal done so once a quarter,
Speaker 1: and I didn't do it last quarter because I was sexless.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like the meetings will happen if you
Speaker 1: would like so. Um. So he grabs the dildo, puts
Speaker 1: loub on it, and puts it in my ass and
Speaker 1: starts sucking me. Now in my pussy with the dildo
Speaker 1: in my ask. So I've done this before and you
Speaker 1: know this. I talked about my first time with DP
Speaker 1: with a toy in my ass and my pussy. So
Speaker 1: mind you were recording this to it this time. But
Speaker 1: I you know, now you ain't got a here because
Speaker 1: we was nasty. Um. But what we was. So here's
Speaker 1: the part that I made Mandy be like high key
Speaker 1: fucking excited about her video. And I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 1: When we first started the show, she was seeing was
Speaker 1: it Lawyer Bay, Yes, And Lawyer Bay was like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: here's the story she So I just worked out. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool bitch. I just sucked it after
Speaker 1: my workout, remember that. I remember it was like, what, no,
Speaker 1: you did it? L O L. I see if Mandy
Speaker 1: is sucking a dick on a toilet and I'm getting
Speaker 1: on her about the toilet and it was closed. It
Speaker 1: was a nice hotel because we was both in the
Speaker 1: city and I'm in the Bronx and he had a
Speaker 1: situation at the time, so we had to meet up
Speaker 1: in the city somewhere. So I was like, well, my
Speaker 1: my friend be saying at this nice hotel and normally
Speaker 1: there's hotel bathrooms in the lobby. So we just met
Speaker 1: at the lobby and started a second. Shut up, you're
Speaker 1: really judging anyways, So we take the goddamn toy out
Speaker 1: right here is where I experienced something for the first time.
Speaker 1: Now it's still double penetration, but it was double badge,
Speaker 1: and I didn't think hold on, let me, let me
Speaker 1: think I could just let y'all hear it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I got real nasty. Okay, hold on, so wait, his
Speaker 1: dick is in me right now. Hold and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to fit my dial do in there, and it pushes
Speaker 1: his dick out. So then he puts hold on because oh,
Speaker 1: I say, put it in there. I get nasty because
Speaker 1: I molded. I was like, well, so I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: like when I listen back to my videos, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: who is she? Bit you moaned like this, don't do
Speaker 1: that anyway. Eventually, eventually he gets his dick in and
Speaker 1: then I'm like, make it fit, so we listen. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: It was a nice moment anyways. So then eventually I fit.
Speaker 1: I fit the dildo in my pussy at the same
Speaker 1: time that his dick is in my pussy and how
Speaker 1: is a different feeling? Not even gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1: It felt good though. And then so he's doing the toy.
Speaker 1: His dick is big, and he thought my dildo was big,
Speaker 1: and then he put them next to each other. What
Speaker 1: I am not showing her the video now, but my
Speaker 1: my dido, right, you know, my dildo is much smaller
Speaker 1: than his dick um. And I guess because he doesn't
Speaker 1: compare his penis to other penises, he didn't realize. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought that toy was bigger than mine, and we
Speaker 1: looked and it was not so anyways, so as he's
Speaker 1: doing this is getting kind of kinky. Daniel was three
Speaker 1: things that happened. So at this point he reaches over
Speaker 1: because I also brought my what is it hot pot?
Speaker 1: I brought wipes, and so he's fucking me and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is fun. He reaches over while he's sucking me
Speaker 1: and grabs a wipe and I'm like, okay, what is
Speaker 1: the white? Four? He takes the white and proceeds to
Speaker 1: wipe his ass to make sure that his ass has
Speaker 1: is as clean as possible, I guess, and literally, while
Speaker 1: he's sucking me He's wiping his ass with these wipes,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, this is different, but I guess
Speaker 1: I know what he's wanting to do. So he pulls
Speaker 1: the toy out of my vagina and his dick out
Speaker 1: of my vagina, literally gets off from the side of
Speaker 1: the bed, pulls me, and then turns around and pushes
Speaker 1: my face into his ass. And literally I'm literally laying
Speaker 1: on the bed, so imagine you him. I'm laying on
Speaker 1: the bed now he's been over with. I got it
Speaker 1: in my face, okay, And I'm just like and his
Speaker 1: now hand is on the back of my head and
Speaker 1: he's stroking my dick. He's stroking his dick while my
Speaker 1: head is in his ass, and I'm like, okay, this
Speaker 1: isn't bad. I did get a little taste of the
Speaker 1: whites at first, but then it started tasting like skin,
Speaker 1: so it was like what it did? It did taste
Speaker 1: like whites a little bit, and then I was like, okay, you,
Speaker 1: but it was clean and I liked it. You shut
Speaker 1: the funk up, little baby patter and shut up. No,
Speaker 1: it was hot, like free, thank you. I did like
Speaker 1: one of the whole wipes the other day with a
Speaker 1: coconut white and coconut. It was there. They're they're they're
Speaker 1: feminine wife, but there they smell like coconuts. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that makes sense, sorry, but anyway, Um, an
Speaker 1: hour later, this thing looked at me and said, have
Speaker 1: you been eating coconuts or I was like why, and
Speaker 1: he was like content like coconut mill. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I knew his ass um was fragrant free um because he,
Speaker 1: you know, prepped it for me. Here is the kinky
Speaker 1: other thing that we did for the very first time.
Speaker 1: And I don't know the position that it's called, so
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can look it up. I
Speaker 1: called it the cross position, of course, with the Bible
Speaker 1: sitting on the night stand next to us, but it
Speaker 1: was out of it was out of the night stand.
Speaker 1: It was just there on top. So I called this
Speaker 1: the cross position. This was also the first time I
Speaker 1: had ever been sucked this way. So I'm laying down
Speaker 1: on my back and he gets on me perpendicular, okay,
Speaker 1: to fuck me perpendicular, as if literally his whole body
Speaker 1: is facing this way, my head is this way. Perpendicular. Perpendicular, perpendicular,
Speaker 1: you know what perpendicular? It took me a minute. So
Speaker 1: if you think about it, we are now at it.
Speaker 1: Look up perpendicular. I don't know what we're looking at,
Speaker 1: but I called it the crossbody. He was across my body.
Speaker 1: I did. I think I just type of perpendicular. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that. It was a perpendicular sex position, sex position perpendicular.
Speaker 1: I don't just pull up the word perpendicular so we
Speaker 1: can see it looks like it stops. You know when
Speaker 1: you come to a crossroad and there's four different directions
Speaker 1: and four stoplights, that's perpendicate. Everything is a ninety degree angle.
Speaker 1: That's why they want a cross body. So right here perpendicular.
Speaker 1: My head is right here, his head is right here,
Speaker 1: his dickens inside of my vagina. So he's sucking me
Speaker 1: at this point right just like that, And I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: he hitting shipped differently. I ain't never been perpendicular like this,
Speaker 1: and so he fucking me perpendicular. He fucking me perpendicular.
Speaker 1: It's like the crossbody. We're gonna make it because I
Speaker 1: can't find it on motherfucking Google. None of these are.
Speaker 1: He's sucking me perpendicular. And do you know what I
Speaker 1: get to do? For the very first time because I
Speaker 1: got a little t rex arms right, So normally teach
Speaker 1: don't listen. Normally I can't reach from behind, but his
Speaker 1: ass is right on top now, so bitch mine you
Speaker 1: real quick. I had rhine stones in my goddamn hands,
Speaker 1: so I had to finger him with my ring finger
Speaker 1: because I didn't want the rhine stones to be left
Speaker 1: in his booty. So I literally, while he's sucking me perpendicular,
Speaker 1: I take my little finger and I start fingering that
Speaker 1: booty hole while he sucking me perpendicular, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: with my ring finger right because I'm like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be respectful and not get rhind stones suck in
Speaker 1: your booty. So this was actually really hard to do,
Speaker 1: but it made me so wet to know that I
Speaker 1: could literally have my finger in his ass. Whall we
Speaker 1: perpendent killer? Can someone add up how many times she
Speaker 1: said perpendicular please hive us the perpendicular account you like,
Speaker 1: if we do a drinking game, take a shot every
Speaker 1: time she says perpendiculars you first off? Also, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: so this whole time, and he sucked the shut out
Speaker 1: of me. It was one of them niggas that. I
Speaker 1: was like, man, you forgot, you forgot what it's like
Speaker 1: and what we got done. I felt like I was
Speaker 1: okay to go another quarter without having sex, so I
Speaker 1: won't complain about not having sex for the next quarter
Speaker 1: or for the next two or three months. But were
Speaker 1: on tour online, I'm gonna get some dick. But it
Speaker 1: was so good. Ladies, please let me know if you've
Speaker 1: ever had dick so good you're like, oh, shoot, I'm
Speaker 1: good for a while. I don't need sex like that.
Speaker 1: That is what this sex got paid perpendicularly did for me.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you what? I just recorded many
Speaker 1: for about fifty seconds, and I wrote the caption to
Speaker 1: post this video not to my feet, which I don't
Speaker 1: post on my feet a lot. I can't believe this
Speaker 1: is my perpendicular job. I'm literally going to buy my
Speaker 1: parents at home one day from the money of the show.
Speaker 1: And what's crazier is this is how we're gonna make
Speaker 1: it. It It will be on a perpendicular street. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you you could go four ways. A perpendicular street is
Speaker 1: going to be a stop sign at every corner. Look
Speaker 1: at to first off, her reaction because she'd be coming
Speaker 1: in here talking about blood cream pies eat and puts
Speaker 1: the swapping ship and I just look at her like
Speaker 1: I just looked at her like I know it's because
Speaker 1: Mandy was like talking about how okay, you guys can't
Speaker 1: see it. But Mandy starts talking about how he's moving
Speaker 1: forward for her ass, and she comes across the table
Speaker 1: and all I can picture is an ass in my face.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like backing up like the baby Whites.
Speaker 1: But what came off yea so shameful thing that how
Speaker 1: fuck you all of you, Because for the last three months,
Speaker 1: I've just been coming in here crying and mind you.
Speaker 1: So I tweeted about this, but I tweeted about this
Speaker 1: experience and one of our listeners said, Honestly, Mandy, without Dick,
Speaker 1: you were very philosophical. So it's gonna suck that we're
Speaker 1: not gonna get those movements for you anymore. And so
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really opening it up. So y'all wait till
Speaker 1: I started sucking again a bit about how I literally
Speaker 1: just was able to check new things off my sex list. Hey,
Speaker 1: y'all really sit here laughing at me? Fully? Are you laughing?
Speaker 1: I was definitely laughing, but I'm happy for you. See
Speaker 1: what happens when you get par particularly listen it was
Speaker 1: so great. Still count these up, guys? Um, what was
Speaker 1: I also gonna say? I was recently thinking to myself
Speaker 1: something I thought was funny. Um, so James shout out
Speaker 1: to James when I'm like, really good friends came on.
Speaker 1: I think it was number twenty six. He did an
Speaker 1: episode and he goes, you guys have horror phobia. You
Speaker 1: guys are all about uh non king shaming, but shame
Speaker 1: each other. And I was like, you know, this is
Speaker 1: actually true for everything on this show, Like we really
Speaker 1: do our best to not be shaming. We only shame
Speaker 1: each other up. You'd be shaming diaper boy photographer. I
Speaker 1: didn't show. So what why I can't just be trolling you.
Speaker 1: I have to just troll you. I don't be shaming you.
Speaker 1: Although you is Nancy for eating blood. That ship is
Speaker 1: Nancy gonna hold you. I just watched v Wars. I know,
Speaker 1: I like sci fi ship. It was like, no, it's
Speaker 1: about vampires, science, right, I like sci fi science fiction.
Speaker 1: It's science. Fake fiction is fake. That's how he used
Speaker 1: to no nonfiction from fiction actually did not even pant.
Speaker 1: I just still thinking about her prediction is face nonfiction
Speaker 1: is non fake. Fiction is fake, and that's how used
Speaker 1: to know what type of books and ship I like.
Speaker 1: And so I like science fiction, so it's science fake.
Speaker 1: And it was about it was about vampires and they
Speaker 1: like fed on blood, and I really, I really thought
Speaker 1: of the whole time. Serious, right now, you'll do be
Speaker 1: liking blood, bro, So this morning, suck it out. You
Speaker 1: know you're bleeding late, Like, are you one of those
Speaker 1: that like don't like blood? I just don't let blood
Speaker 1: stop me from sucking. So I started my period yesterday. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's a little back story. I have been I
Speaker 1: got back from Mexico or whatever. I don't know. Basically,
Speaker 1: I've been home for like nine days and I've spent
Speaker 1: eight of them with old Bay. Mind you. Me and
Speaker 1: him were both talking about his boy who started dating Shorty.
Speaker 1: He was like, this nigga have fallen in love in
Speaker 1: the sixth days, talking about he cool or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he and I were joking about it, and then I
Speaker 1: looked at me and I was like, wow, like I've
Speaker 1: really been at this nigga's house. And also like every
Speaker 1: night that we're together it's this thing where it's like,
Speaker 1: oh should I like, we both don't know how to say,
Speaker 1: like it's weird because you're like, are we spending too
Speaker 1: much time together? You know what I'm saying? What is it?
Speaker 1: Friends were like angels, Oh fuck, wow, I want both
Speaker 1: of you to suck my patron. That was the patron
Speaker 1: show that we are. You'll really want to get into
Speaker 1: the inside jokes that we may have. No, it's not funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: well this is the on that episode. I listened to
Speaker 1: myself and I was like, oh wow, this is bad. Oh,
Speaker 1: because I was telling him about how emotional it got
Speaker 1: and how it was a great episode, right, I was like, yeo,
Speaker 1: Mandy shared this thing and people are responding. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh I want to hear it. Oh yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: cut it off off the tip and the audio a day.
Speaker 1: Look at this your bluetooth. So anyway, long story short,
Speaker 1: last night was supposed to be the night that we
Speaker 1: were separate. And I called then and I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I see a little bloom period about to start tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and he would like, sound like started right now? I
Speaker 1: like n It's like right. So I thought we were
Speaker 1: gonna fuck we got too tired. This morning I wake up,
Speaker 1: it's like full stream ahead, right. So I was like, yo, look,
Speaker 1: he must have hurt his And I didn't even say
Speaker 1: his name. Sorry, the nigga that just sucked me an
Speaker 1: automn in perpendicular ship. Yeah, he just texts me. Well,
Speaker 1: he actually just called me. His name is definitely perpendicular.
Speaker 1: So basically, this morning, I wake up, I'm bleeding right,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay. So I said to him, like, yo,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gona stay over tonight because like
Speaker 1: m I think I'm about to bleed a lot, like
Speaker 1: I'm cramping a lot, and he was like, no, you
Speaker 1: can't put a diaper on us, something like the fun.
Speaker 1: So I'm like not, Like, I really feel like I
Speaker 1: can't come over. And it's not because I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bleed too much. It's because I'm absolutely gonna
Speaker 1: want him to suck me. And I feel bad because
Speaker 1: I know that not everybody's comfortable with it. We do
Speaker 1: like a last day of my period funk. He's not
Speaker 1: the type of nicket to go full day. But I
Speaker 1: have a lot of cramps right now and I need
Speaker 1: dick and I just don't want to get into our
Speaker 1: first argument about me needing to be fucked the towel though, right,
Speaker 1: so I said that ship when he was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, we can still fun. He was like, niked,
Speaker 1: we're not working out my sheets. I said, don't you
Speaker 1: have them dark towels for a reason? And he gave
Speaker 1: me this look like, bitch, you serious, dar, I'm like, towels.
Speaker 1: I know now, I never want a dark towel when
Speaker 1: I go to anyone's house. At this point, what are
Speaker 1: they towel? Please? But what do you mean? What are
Speaker 1: they for? They're not to lay down for nasty sex.
Speaker 1: I guarantee that's what dark towels are not made. Can
Speaker 1: I be totally honest here? I have bought like two
Speaker 1: burgundy towels. All of my towels are white white because
Speaker 1: I steal them from hotels. But honestly, you could have
Speaker 1: just done the black. No, I just I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: But when I went into Target last and got my
Speaker 1: two burgundy towels, I felt like anyone who comes over
Speaker 1: knows that those, yeah, your py like this saint a
Speaker 1: color scheme thing not to mention in my bathroom, Like
Speaker 1: the towels, are rolled up and you can grab one
Speaker 1: from the top. And so my homegirl came over. We
Speaker 1: got fucking smacked and she was like, but I need
Speaker 1: to take a shower. Where your towels. I'm like, they're up,
Speaker 1: So she goes out. I'm like, don't use the reds
Speaker 1: and she'll laugh. You're really discussed. You put your normal
Speaker 1: towels with the burgundy towels. I'm not saying they were
Speaker 1: bled on currently. I'm just saying that they have a purpose,
Speaker 1: so I don't use them for regular bathing for me
Speaker 1: to fuck on. Okay, guys, and if you guys decide
Speaker 1: to funk on closer to the last day of your period,
Speaker 1: maybe you should get brown towels. You're disgusting. Maybe you
Speaker 1: so blood be turning brown towards I'm right, look at it. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna have an own brakeing towel. Let's not
Speaker 1: go through the colorpending on the cycle you're on. This
Speaker 1: is fucking girls. I would just say, you know, I
Speaker 1: really have no issue at all, Like I just don't
Speaker 1: like it's just I just look up. I'll look at him.
Speaker 1: I don't switch positions often on my period because I
Speaker 1: don't want to like pull out and then see it,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But if it's in there
Speaker 1: walking in there, are you freaked out by blood job?
Speaker 1: Mandy is fucking freaked out. But also I've I've seen
Speaker 1: this happened to my body before, I don't know, every month,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't freak me out. I mean even when
Speaker 1: my gums bleed when I brush my teeth and by
Speaker 1: that too, you know. And honestly, I haven't sucked as
Speaker 1: dick till he came yet, and I feel like now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do it this week. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be horny a ship, like I'm one of those dick
Speaker 1: suckers where it's like, all right, my turn, Like I
Speaker 1: want to sunk now. But yeah, I mean someone's gonna
Speaker 1: have to sacrifice the towel, and if I need to
Speaker 1: go buy a new one for him, I absolutely can
Speaker 1: do that. I have no issues for everyone listening to
Speaker 1: the show who is friends of Wheezy. Just now, I
Speaker 1: don't use her goddamn towel. Bring your own cow, you
Speaker 1: ain't shi all right, So we're gonna get into the
Speaker 1: horrible decision, guys, We're gonna go down. No, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do some of the We're gonna round up of the
Speaker 1: weirdest kinks that we may or may not have left
Speaker 1: out over the last three years. This is bitch, you
Speaker 1: are the horrible decision. No, you shut the goddamn hell
Speaker 1: Love that was actually part of our last kink of
Speaker 1: the week. We're gonna go. He wants to hit this outline.
Speaker 1: That's why I do want to hit this guy in
Speaker 1: that line. We won't have time. I'll just tell you
Speaker 1: were to do this. You shut three times? Can can
Speaker 1: you meet her? Mike? Thank you actually the hour and
Speaker 1: didn't hit the horrible decision. For this week, we are
Speaker 1: going to round up the weirdest kinks that we may
Speaker 1: or may not have left out over the years. Um,
Speaker 1: I am going to do this alphabetically. Um. It's only
Speaker 1: a few of them, so a pot and I want
Speaker 1: you to guess what they are. Don't look at the
Speaker 1: guy outline. I'm not okay. I know you're not. You
Speaker 1: don't give a funk about that line. That's why I
Speaker 1: know you're not looking. So it is a pot potem
Speaker 1: no failure, pots no failure. Yes, a pot potem no failure.
Speaker 1: YEA what you think it is not weed because pot
Speaker 1: some body part, yes, or like thereof It is the
Speaker 1: arousal to oneself as an amputee. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: you you're getting good. We ain't gonna learn this ship
Speaker 1: no more because we're gonna be done with it. You're
Speaker 1: getting good. Three years later, bitch, you don't get an
Speaker 1: episode with Ashley who was in a wheelchair. Okay, so
Speaker 1: the next one is and again, this is something that's
Speaker 1: just so weird. It's just like we just never brought
Speaker 1: it the funk up chasmophilia or chasmophilia, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's like the chastity thing. So it's like
Speaker 1: an attraction to like fucking versions or people that can't fuck,
Speaker 1: or maybe the cage fuck. Oh no, you're wrong. So
Speaker 1: this is this is the arousal to caverns, crevices and valleys,
Speaker 1: right that. But so I was thinking, is it crevices
Speaker 1: like the Grand Canyon or like when a bitch got rolled?
Speaker 1: I think it's like when you like to fucking armpit?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, actual place or can it be something? Can
Speaker 1: a valley being a person? Is something on your body?
Speaker 1: Can something on your body be described as a Valley.
Speaker 1: If it isn't we got to cut this out because
Speaker 1: it sounds dumbstuck. No, I want them to hear you
Speaker 1: sound dumb as fuck you because many knows is it
Speaker 1: or isn't it? But that's why we're google in. It
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like it. Okay, so we're talking about the
Speaker 1: Grand Canyon. Got damn it. But crevice makes sense like crevice,
Speaker 1: but caverns and the cavern like cavern is a cave,
Speaker 1: but not in my pussy. It would just be between
Speaker 1: the thought your pussy is like a cave. There's different
Speaker 1: walls inside the cave. The baseball mountains specifically, I've heard
Speaker 1: I really like that analogy. So the next one, let's
Speaker 1: see if you get this one this again. Guys, these
Speaker 1: are ones that were just like us bringing this up.
Speaker 1: What the fund is this? This one I'm interested to
Speaker 1: know if you know, is climacophilia the eyeball looking one. Nope, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know that. This one we haven't had yet,
Speaker 1: so stop thinking it's we had to amputee one. I
Speaker 1: think I wasn't here for that, bitch, So that's why
Speaker 1: I I don't remember talking about it. Take you guess
Speaker 1: climate coach aphilia. It's like weather. Oh so you thought
Speaker 1: I said climate, No, nigga, I said climbate cofield climate.
Speaker 1: I love how Mandy acts anyway, Like what is it
Speaker 1: you're gonna guess? So this one guy stealing ship like
Speaker 1: a club a club field, I ain't say none of that.
Speaker 1: So this one, guys, is really weird. And I want
Speaker 1: to warn anyone at home who tries this. This is
Speaker 1: the arousal to falling downstairs. Oh I saw this to
Speaker 1: be dangerous if you get into again the rabbit hole
Speaker 1: on porn hub. This is the thing, and people do also,
Speaker 1: um fuck on stairs a lot, But there's some sort
Speaker 1: of arousal to falling down the stairs. Now, you know,
Speaker 1: we can't don't put porn help up on because the
Speaker 1: YouTube not put it up No, because we can't minitize already,
Speaker 1: don't minitize because we say nigger ship, retard missie, all
Speaker 1: this bullshit hold on and we never gonna get money
Speaker 1: on you stupid paid from YouTube. So I know, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, calm down, You couldn down if y'all look
Speaker 1: it up, look up falling down air organ Well. I
Speaker 1: found big boob team fuck him so hard he falls downstairs,
Speaker 1: so I can't find something that is that is I'm
Speaker 1: telling you there's rabbit holes to end up on. You
Speaker 1: just have to word it right. The next one, i'm
Speaker 1: I'm interested in any of y'all know Again another word
Speaker 1: one say, I don't want to go back in the
Speaker 1: directors tigress. But if you put downstairs that's actually calm,
Speaker 1: then there's close to this ship. Because because I see
Speaker 1: someone people falling down because their tips are too big,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Yeah, well you know people cute paraplegic
Speaker 1: wheels downstairs listen, But it's some ship, bro, It's some
Speaker 1: goddamn ship. If y'all have a long right where maybe
Speaker 1: you just can't fall asleep, this is something I recommend.
Speaker 1: It's fine, keep calling to suck my dick listening downstairs. No,
Speaker 1: that is not about falling downstairs. Um. The next one,
Speaker 1: i'm click uh, y'all know lithophilia lithium noum let, theophilia,
Speaker 1: lithophilia littlet though like a muscle something. No, this one
Speaker 1: is the arousal to stone and gravel. So I did
Speaker 1: think about this because there was this one point I
Speaker 1: just watched and it was sucking in a car garage,
Speaker 1: and technically there's a lot of right doesn't does mean
Speaker 1: stone Again, you gotta think of the Latin root, bitch,
Speaker 1: the Latin root, because do it, Betty. Look here I'm saying,
Speaker 1: so maybe Latin root of these words Mattie Hards were
Speaker 1: making me think I speak one languay and learning ely.
Speaker 1: I hate you so much. So we have three more
Speaker 1: Melissa philia and no, it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: Melissa's hold on Melissa philia. Melissa philia malice, No, bitch,
Speaker 1: that is not how to let it rude. Ship works.
Speaker 1: So Melissa philia for those of you who are curious,
Speaker 1: or maybe your name is Melissa, it is the arousal
Speaker 1: two bees and wasps. Now, I know we talked about
Speaker 1: right now, but keepers that met nobody beekeepers. Kay, so
Speaker 1: you got Anna and you got Marcella. How did they
Speaker 1: talk through WhatsApp translator? You're lying, bro. It's one of
Speaker 1: the funniest scenes ever because basically they had to break
Speaker 1: up because his parents he's from Turkey, he moved to Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: His parents don't know she had a kids. She's like,
Speaker 1: if you don't tell him to have kids, we're not
Speaker 1: getting married. So He told the family she had kids,
Speaker 1: and they're breaking up through and crying over what'sapp translator.
Speaker 1: She's like what ah, and then he starts crying. But
Speaker 1: they met on a beekeeper group on Facebook, and I
Speaker 1: think it was a beekeepers sex group, because no for
Speaker 1: that would make sense. I just can't see just beekeeper group.
Speaker 1: Like the feeling. I wonder if it's the buzzing, if
Speaker 1: it's the colors about them, if they include honey, because
Speaker 1: I do like honey. I put a honey on the dick.
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you. So the last one, um,
Speaker 1: I wonder if we've had I think we may have
Speaker 1: talked about these last two ones. Neb you lophilia. You
Speaker 1: know what that one is? Neb nebula philia. You're close,
Speaker 1: You're not really close, You're you're like aliens warm. No,
Speaker 1: it's not aliens um. So it is the arousal to fog?
Speaker 1: How is how I mean? Because that's like Climmant and
Speaker 1: ship stars and he said stars they sound like sci
Speaker 1: Fick you done? You finished? Actually a lot of sci
Speaker 1: fi shows do start off and it be fogging. See
Speaker 1: like you know how we talked about shaving, controlling fake
Speaker 1: because I think this is shaving means fake. She's doing
Speaker 1: right now, but she's making judge. It's judge, goddamnit. And
Speaker 1: the last one is um stych ophilia, which is the
Speaker 1: arousal to the thought of hell fire and damnation. And
Speaker 1: I attached that to maybe fucking these niggas with Devil Dick,
Speaker 1: because I feel like we're going back dealing with niggas
Speaker 1: we shouldn't and it should be a sin, which means
Speaker 1: we're going to hell if we continue sucking this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: So that is the last of the King of the Week.
Speaker 1: Do you want to run through a homemail or what? What?
Speaker 1: What's our man in? Mark? Baby, we're pretty far, we're
Speaker 1: a I mean, we could do this wholemail if you
Speaker 1: we didn't get camera to do. So this homemail um
Speaker 1: is fairly long, but it's I'm gonna read it to
Speaker 1: where y'all like I can grasp what's what's going on?
Speaker 1: But her question is where it's just like, bitch, we'll see.
Speaker 1: So the title is here for the Dick No Drama. Hi,
Speaker 1: Weezy and Mandy. I love your show and listen to
Speaker 1: you how every day at work, I'm obsessed weezy, you're
Speaker 1: my frame and think you're hilarious. I don't think she's
Speaker 1: that funny, but cool. I wanted I wanted to share
Speaker 1: my story and maybe get some of you So was
Speaker 1: that was that shady and a lot of people find
Speaker 1: it funny? See here you our word back in. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I wanted to share my story and maybe get some
Speaker 1: of your input on the situation. So, guys, this is
Speaker 1: one of those very long emails, but not too long,
Speaker 1: but you guys need to hear these details. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read it so that y'all can follow along. So
Speaker 1: I am thirty one and happily married as a newlywed.
Speaker 1: We've been swinging for a few years now, and it
Speaker 1: took over a year to get comfortable and really open
Speaker 1: up with the lifestyle. But now we are secure with
Speaker 1: each other and ourselves, and the way we approached the
Speaker 1: lifestyle is open communication and full transparency. When we first
Speaker 1: started the lifestyle, we went to a sex club with
Speaker 1: my best friend and her boyfriend, slash baby Daddy. We
Speaker 1: had no idea what it was or what to expect.
Speaker 1: We just thought we were all sexual people and it
Speaker 1: sounds like fun. We did nothing with each other that
Speaker 1: night and just laughed about the experience we had. After
Speaker 1: that exposure, we slowly started to get comfortable and wrap
Speaker 1: our heads around the idea of swinging, did some research,
Speaker 1: kept talking about it, and eventually we fucked beside each
Speaker 1: other at one point. Then went to more sex clubs
Speaker 1: together and did some soft swaps, but didn't really full
Speaker 1: swap until over a year after the first sex club experience.
Speaker 1: We did four SOMs, threesomes, and we even did girl
Speaker 1: on girl, which was mostly for the guys to get
Speaker 1: turned on, but it was still super hot and we
Speaker 1: both liked it. Fast forward to mid nineteen, my best
Speaker 1: friend who was supposed to be my rider die bitch.
Speaker 1: We literally talked every day to each other and everything,
Speaker 1: and I had a falling out. She was also my
Speaker 1: bridesmaid in my wedding. She didn't end up going to
Speaker 1: my um wedding. She even convinced another bride's maid who
Speaker 1: was close with me, not to go to my wedding
Speaker 1: as well. Because of the fallout. We didn't even really
Speaker 1: hash it out and haven't spoken to each other since.
Speaker 1: After all that drama and after the wedding, she ready
Speaker 1: calmed down. Her boyfriend slash baby Daddy and my husband
Speaker 1: still remained friends because the guys think that girl drama
Speaker 1: is stupid and don't give a funk about uh wait
Speaker 1: and don't give a funk and would time waiting. From
Speaker 1: time to time will meet up and smoke blunts and whatever.
Speaker 1: So recently my husband had to grab off her baby
Speaker 1: Daddy and asked me to come along and smoke a
Speaker 1: blunt with them. Her baby Daddy brought up how he
Speaker 1: used to swing and how fun it was and how
Speaker 1: much he missed all the ship that we used to
Speaker 1: do Niga. He even suggested at this point him and
Speaker 1: my ex best friend are not together, she says, but
Speaker 1: he even suggested that we have a threesome. And I
Speaker 1: felt weird about it because of the whole situation with
Speaker 1: his baby mom being my ex best friend. It also
Speaker 1: seems complicated and I didn't want the drama. Did they
Speaker 1: already fuck it? Anyways, this is where we come in,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like before, Yes, they ended up
Speaker 1: doing a full spot before. Anyways, my whole ass decided
Speaker 1: to d m him that same night around one to
Speaker 1: two am. Here she goes, I've been drinking with one
Speaker 1: of my girlfriends. I was thinking about it all night,
Speaker 1: and of course he was down. He came through. We
Speaker 1: fucked when my man came home, and we did our
Speaker 1: thing and we had a crazy and amazing, wild ass threesome.
Speaker 1: I just want to add that I knew it was wrong,
Speaker 1: but that's what made me want to do it even more.
Speaker 1: It turned beyond knowing that I'm sucking your baby daddy
Speaker 1: and don't even know bitch. Plus bucked over when it
Speaker 1: was my wedding, the most important day of my life,
Speaker 1: and you couldn't be there because you're a selfish ass bitch.
Speaker 1: And we've been friends for over fifteen years. Her friends
Speaker 1: friends share podcast. Is she gonna hear this? I don't
Speaker 1: know at Oh, so here's the question. Am I funked
Speaker 1: up for fucking her baby daddy? We are still d
Speaker 1: m each other and are wanting to do it again.
Speaker 1: Should I stop now before things take a left turn?
Speaker 1: Or do it again? Thanks for listening, ladies. Might I
Speaker 1: add his dick is big and good and good. Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. I won't add the ps um and perpendiction.
Speaker 1: Uh why don't you have the ps Oh wait, never mind,
Speaker 1: she said, p S If you do decide to read
Speaker 1: this ship. Can you make sure it's the podcast that's
Speaker 1: on the Apple podcast apps? Her best friend probably goddamns
Speaker 1: your loyal avid listener. Well, bitch, I don't know how
Speaker 1: loyal you are now. I don't know if you're listening
Speaker 1: to the show. Be honest, you have to be honest.
Speaker 1: That's what the show was about. Honesty. Horrible. And you
Speaker 1: think because they fun before, it's okay that she's sucking
Speaker 1: him still, But what okay? There is this? Do you
Speaker 1: know why? I feel like di feel like she's doing
Speaker 1: it obviously, but she said that the dick is big
Speaker 1: and good too, so she's also still getting enjoyment out
Speaker 1: of it. I'll tell you, as someone who's had threesomes
Speaker 1: with someone where years I joined someone or I had
Speaker 1: someone joined me in a threesome. If those two went
Speaker 1: out outside of the threesome, you know model that we
Speaker 1: introduced all of each other too. I do feel some
Speaker 1: type of way it's a different thing because her man's
Speaker 1: friends with him. It's someone that's already been in her life.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to have a nigga that's gonna
Speaker 1: let you get fucked by another nigga. Not many other
Speaker 1: people are gonna stay what you look like? No, why
Speaker 1: you always want to say that? Why? But why you
Speaker 1: want to see? What? It matter? What? A matter? What?
Speaker 1: She don't need a visual. I make my own the
Speaker 1: same way when I read goddamn all these sex books.
Speaker 1: I create my own. I want to know what that
Speaker 1: nigga looks like. I ain't gonna lie. That's why she said,
Speaker 1: can you please post it to the half? She said,
Speaker 1: so I wont Now it is kind of wrong you
Speaker 1: think you think it's so. Here's the thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know why they fell out, but I will at least
Speaker 1: say this. I think that this is a high level
Speaker 1: of like maliciousness and pettiness. When actually, can I say that?
Speaker 1: Because you did pull people out of her wedding? She did,
Speaker 1: and that's the most and a wedding without two people
Speaker 1: just like that, we're supposed to be a part of
Speaker 1: the wedding. That's a lot. It's the same level of petty.
Speaker 1: So you think that as long as you match the
Speaker 1: level of petty, we can excuse it. I want to know,
Speaker 1: because this is the rational you've given. If you match
Speaker 1: the petty, it's okay, um, I'll say, I'll say to
Speaker 1: me Um, I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: I just think that if you and your husband are
Speaker 1: in this you know, realm to where you're swinging of
Speaker 1: all the niggas, you can go get another nigga. You
Speaker 1: can go to a sex club and find another partner.
Speaker 1: To me, it is is just malicious. And if they
Speaker 1: said that they don't want to get in between girls ship,
Speaker 1: I think it's petty also for your husband to even
Speaker 1: agree to do this. Personally, I think that if you
Speaker 1: wanted to stay out of girl drama, this, if it
Speaker 1: gets out, is now going to involve everybody in this
Speaker 1: girl drama. So as men, if you don't want to
Speaker 1: be involved in girls ship, to me, this is something
Speaker 1: that if it gets out, y'all are now a part
Speaker 1: of the goddamn pettiness drama. Nous because y'all shouldn't have
Speaker 1: done this ship either. But I think she wants the petty.
Speaker 1: I think the pettiness right, what is just like God damn,
Speaker 1: I wanted told Well, she's married and been doing this
Speaker 1: for a while, so I would assume maybe early thirties,
Speaker 1: my thirties, that's most of our demographic. The pettiness is
Speaker 1: the lube is shut, she said, that's the part that
Speaker 1: turns her on. I'm not saying it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I want to ask you, have you
Speaker 1: ever had sex out of spite and it felt good? Though?
Speaker 1: Because so I've had so I've had, like I know,
Speaker 1: even a mutual friend of ours. When her and the
Speaker 1: nigga broke up, I feel like he tried to funk
Speaker 1: all of her friends. And I felt like he only
Speaker 1: tried to funk all of us. And I think he
Speaker 1: even tried to fuck you fuck me trying to funk
Speaker 1: all of us out of spite. Who oh he did?
Speaker 1: And so to me, look was a silence he did.
Speaker 1: But even with him trying to come onto us, I
Speaker 1: knew you just trying to fuck us to make her
Speaker 1: feel bad. I just want to know. Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: I actually don't care about, like sharing niggas, Like I
Speaker 1: don't care, I don't care about sharing niggas, but don't
Speaker 1: as out a spite is different than I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: a spiteful fuck. No, you know what that happened to
Speaker 1: me though, because so I was like, and I found
Speaker 1: did you know that? No? I didn't know that bitch
Speaker 1: tell me how that friends and I ain't know that
Speaker 1: that ship came out on an accident and it was
Speaker 1: I was like what so so I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I know that happened because there was an old trick
Speaker 1: that I fucked and I was like, okay, well maybe
Speaker 1: that's why. But I was like, well mine wasn't spite,
Speaker 1: so does it wait the same? So that's so that's
Speaker 1: what I wanted to ask. Because they're doing it in secret?
Speaker 1: Is it really out of spite? If the other person
Speaker 1: doesn't know? How how do you feel like you're doing
Speaker 1: it in spite? Yeah, because we're not. Do you believe
Speaker 1: this because you got the one up? That's all that counts.
Speaker 1: It's either you don't need to fucking know, but like
Speaker 1: I know, like that's the one up I got on you,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because I feel like that's where if
Speaker 1: you bring up the one up, that's where a lot
Speaker 1: of we've had the conversations to where you let your
Speaker 1: man know who you other part about it? Is it
Speaker 1: spightful when one they've already done it, her baby daddy
Speaker 1: knows about it? Like you got a whole nigga. I
Speaker 1: don't know I've sleep it's broken up now, the baby
Speaker 1: daddy up part accounts. But so I think there's the
Speaker 1: thing that is a big deal here, and it's how
Speaker 1: much of a friend should I be when you're not
Speaker 1: my friend anymore? That is really what it comes down to.
Speaker 1: I think the biggest deal that we could do that
Speaker 1: as people is just not tell secrets, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think it's fair to when you stop being friends, tell secrets.
Speaker 1: I'll do than that. I kind of don't care, and
Speaker 1: I really expect much more because to me, if I
Speaker 1: was your friend when I told you something, please at
Speaker 1: least keep that part private, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: even if you hate me now, at least hold up
Speaker 1: to that part. Other than that, I kind don't care
Speaker 1: about anything else, and I don't expect anything from anyone.
Speaker 1: The only thing I expect is just don't tell secrets.
Speaker 1: You can tell people you hate me, you can tell
Speaker 1: people whatever. But like, if there's really in depth ship,
Speaker 1: then that her question was subjective, but she even said
Speaker 1: my hoo asked, so are you wrong subjectively? Yes, um,
Speaker 1: but one may not think you're wrong either because you know,
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Speaker 1: doing now. Yeah. Sure, So I just started offering coaching
Speaker 1: sessions online, so I'm not doing therapy online as well,
Speaker 1: face to face, right, which I've already been doing. And
Speaker 1: then I've also literally just started within the last month
Speaker 1: the beginning process of my nonprofit, which will be a
Speaker 1: mental health center that is like really focused on black
Speaker 1: folks and sex workers. But we're gonna be offering like therapy,
Speaker 1: holistic services, massage, acupuncture, breaky all the type of ship,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna offer free s CD and HIV services.
Speaker 1: That's really I just want to like a free clinic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because what was your experience, Like, I mean, it was rough,
Speaker 1: to be honest, It's terrible, right, I really was like
Speaker 1: I'll just pay them money, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: say it like that, but like, no, be honest, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of why I'm starting
Speaker 1: this like center is because like I mean, obviously I'm
Speaker 1: very open and comfortable and like, oh my god, just
Speaker 1: test me because I'd be sucking dick. But like I
Speaker 1: feel like when I also go to these like free clinics,
Speaker 1: I'm experienced them. I'm experiencing them from the perspective of
Speaker 1: what a regular person who is not literally didn't even
Speaker 1: get seen. So I went in it like writing hours, right,
Speaker 1: Like I have people nice, are they polite? Curious. Are
Speaker 1: they friendly? Are they welcoming right you? Are they making
Speaker 1: you feel okay? No, it's more so like everybody has
Speaker 1: pity on you. Because so I went to the NYC
Speaker 1: Free Clinic. It's on fourteen think, um, sorry, but one
Speaker 1: floor is an insurance one floor isn't right. And it's
Speaker 1: just like they just fucking know they separate, like who's
Speaker 1: paying with insurance and who's paying out a pocket that's
Speaker 1: already that's already. That's like, bitch you on a pocket
Speaker 1: you can you don't even have insurance, you probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: be fucking you. And that's the other problem with it.
Speaker 1: It's like you're watching them other people being prioritized because
Speaker 1: they're sharing the same doctors. So I couldn't even finish
Speaker 1: the day out and I was like, look, it's the lady.
Speaker 1: I was like, I recently did a CBC complete, but
Speaker 1: check out whatever. I was like, I just need a urine,
Speaker 1: Like can I just pean a cup in your analysis?
Speaker 1: And she's like no, like it has to be a
Speaker 1: whole process. I'm really sorry. So then I called a
Speaker 1: place that I used to go walk in clinic. Um,
Speaker 1: it's one fifty to get your whole check up whatever. Right,
Speaker 1: if I want them to send the results, then it's
Speaker 1: at also a different costs. One fifty is just to
Speaker 1: piss in the cup and be seen. No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is crazy. It's crazy, but like so I know
Speaker 1: I can get it in and out, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it right. But the whole the whole thing is
Speaker 1: like someone who is like not comfortable with their sexuality
Speaker 1: and getting tested and their sexual health and then going
Speaker 1: to a place and they have to wait all day
Speaker 1: and it's like we gotta PREDI extra. It's just they're
Speaker 1: not going and keeping people' not even gonna go. I'm
Speaker 1: just not going to get tested. And that's like going
Speaker 1: against the whole. Pointer was on a bus. I walked
Speaker 1: by this fucking when you made that Judges, it was
Speaker 1: negative no no, no, like yeah, and I legit was
Speaker 1: leaving the gym. I saw the bus and I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the bus is normally the test, and I just said,
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck it, it's a prick. It's twenty man.
Speaker 1: I thought about every dirty tea. They have HIV test
Speaker 1: now that are literally like one two minutes, so they're
Speaker 1: like switching over from this like twenty minute rapid test
Speaker 1: to even shorter amount of test. That's amazing, really good.
Speaker 1: But the fact that how how quick it was. And
Speaker 1: the girl looked at me too, and she had to
Speaker 1: say one thing like she was like, oh, have you
Speaker 1: been tested recently? And I was like yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, I appreciate the work you doing list and
Speaker 1: she was like, do you want to come on this bus?
Speaker 1: She was like it'll make other people come, and they
Speaker 1: be trying to get people. If it's free, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it. And I mean, they didn't make it very seamless,
Speaker 1: but just imagine if you could do it. You're you're
Speaker 1: in sample like that, you know what I'm saying like,
Speaker 1: But we're also like in the industry of like being
Speaker 1: comfortable with sex and completely and I feel like we
Speaker 1: can't even imagine what it's like to like not be
Speaker 1: in this space. So people who have never been tested,
Speaker 1: people who are like maybe I do have HIV, maybe
Speaker 1: I do have fucking climity. I don't know, they're not
Speaker 1: gonna want to get on a fucking bus. They're not
Speaker 1: gonna want to wait six fucking hours to get their
Speaker 1: fucking tests. Long time bros like fucking you two hours.
Speaker 1: I was like, I have climity. I was like that,
Speaker 1: I like good, I even with Conas. And then I'd
Speaker 1: be like, what did it break? But I was still thinking,
Speaker 1: but his skin was still rubbing on me. And then
Speaker 1: I kept something from that area. Actically, I swallowed