1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: No, we will not. Okay, someone said the R word, 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: but here's no no song. Why are the party act? 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: I I forgot that. Maybe I'm acting crazy like the 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: word is d Hi guys, Hi, guys, welcome to another 5 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: episode of Horrible Decisions. We are here without a guest 6 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: once again, so I don't know how wild this is 7 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: gonna be. Um, but I mean ship y'all came into 8 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: tune into some watch it. Apparently we haven't been as 9 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: run trees as we used to be. So we're gonna 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: get there with your motherfucker's today. Um, that's your girl, 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A pet staying a k A 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: full core punk ak A debt Beach. Can we say 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 1: slow then? If we can't say the other? You know what? 14 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: So we can say slow? But no, because I don't 15 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: like being called fast, So beach, no, it's not was 16 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: also a bad word. But I feel like there's moments 17 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: when you're acting kind of when you say the science 18 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: isn't real. So instead of saying you're asking a whole 19 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: video going on wh trying to help you? Instead of 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: leaping it, you're not acting You're acting slow. Who am 21 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: I sitting across? I don't even know who my name? 22 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: What do you mean to blur it? Blur her goddamn mouth. 23 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: You gotta blur my mouth. Yeah, the same way you 24 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 1: saw that video with the white girl and they bleap racism. 25 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: Can I just say for a moment here, you guys 26 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: act like I'm a Caucasian woman saying nigga. Like we 27 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: just decided that we were saying a healthy woman saying 28 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: the R word. It's the same thing. Healthy. Literally said, 29 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: I don't understand y'all. Can we get off of this 30 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: before they But I can't say, you know, it starts 31 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: to the end with the tu I don't know what 32 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: she's talking about. She said, fidget. You know that's the word. 33 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: It's maggott. But I'm not saying, oh, you're saying with 34 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 1: the f you're doing a lot. You're doing a whole 35 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: lot right now. Do you want to start off? I'm 36 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 1: just saying if she can say, I can't say. We 37 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: are only the second month into she wants us to 38 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: be canceled. She wants us to be canceled. I want 39 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: to know this is a teaching Google ever, no no, no no, no, no, 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,920 Speaker 1: no no, And you're not gonna Google now, you're not 41 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: on a Mike Benson, why are you talking? You are 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: not going to ruin our audio quality by just randomly 43 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 1: there we go boom, See we're trying to up um. 44 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: Was it? Like? If I say the R word to 45 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: a person that isn't R word, can they say something back? 46 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: That's why I don't say the R word around them? 47 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: You know? Can they say something back? Like? Can they 48 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: speak back to you? If if a little person is 49 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: right here and I start saying that word, he could 50 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:01,839 Speaker 1: talk back and starting oh that word, But I would 51 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: say because I don't think that's crazy. You can't don't 52 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: call somebody a midgets, but you can say the word. 53 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: But no, because look, you can't. You can't say nigga, 54 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,639 Speaker 1: even if you're not calling someone a nigga. We don't 55 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: want white people to say nigga, even Ripe song. So 56 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: you can't say here and say you could say midget 57 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,399 Speaker 1: without calling someone sorry. But like that's a good point there. 58 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: They too don't weigh the same. Yes, they're disenfranchised people, 59 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: but the two do not weigh the same. You know 60 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: how I know because people can't even say nigga. They 61 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: say the N word. He just said midget, But you 62 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: want me to say the N word, and you just 63 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: said it, and you don't say the effort, and we 64 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: can't let no one else say the effort. You bleep 65 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: the effort if anyone said it on the show ever 66 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: in our day in history. And so therefore, shut your 67 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 1: goddamn mouth up, because my friends have called me a 68 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: midget because you're not. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, right, 69 00:03:55,480 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm technically two inches away from being and it's but one. 70 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: It is. Dwarf is dwarf is exactly, it's a legal 71 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: it's a legal. Midget isn't a thing, but like I 72 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: could get a handicapped sticker. That's why the concept is. 73 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: Like the word wasn't a big deal because midget is 74 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 1: a slur. You could say retarded, but you're not. It's 75 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: the intention we're talking about. What the real word is 76 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: it Midget isn't intent versus what did what did Brian 77 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: just say? Intent versus impact? You're saying that away from 78 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: being a legal one. So as long as I say, 79 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: but that's not even the actual proper term. So what 80 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: is the one who's for eleven and under legally called 81 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: what a dwarf? That dwarf a dwarf is a proper 82 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: it's a proper terminology. That's bullshit. Wow, I know it's dwarf. 83 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: You just came on us from vert Little people want 84 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 1: to be called little? Are you really asking serious? This 85 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: is not the way we need to start. We're about 86 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: to get canceled. Here. We are literally having nothing good 87 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: meanings about how to up the production of horrible decision, 88 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: and yet you're about to get us canceled, as if 89 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: we weren't just featured in essence, as if we're not 90 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: trying to move up and goddamn society, and now we're 91 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: about to be canceled. Section on the Little People of 92 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: America site. What are the comments? Way? What is a midget? 93 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: There we go. In some circles it's used as midget 94 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the 95 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by 96 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: most short people. Okay, because at one point the word 97 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: retarded was actually fine, but that as it aged, it 98 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: became as offensive that we everything is is sensitive and 99 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: offensive to man people. Okay, such terms dwarf, little person, LP, 100 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most 101 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: people would rather be referred to their by their name. Okay, 102 00:05:54,080 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: well here we go, here we go this ship. When 103 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: I found out that we couldn't say I found that 104 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: when this girl on fucking Twitter was talking about how 105 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: Donald Trump said it. Donald Trump said what retarded? He 106 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,559 Speaker 1: called retarded or something, but I thought that he didn't. 107 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: You're just gonna keep saying this R word that you 108 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: just called the R word. You come at me for it, 109 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: but I know I'm not saying it wrong. But you 110 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: know what, Retardation is a real word, right, Like that's 111 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: the thing. So but here's the thing I thought when 112 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: they said that they were talking about him doing that 113 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 1: hand mocking the disabled reporter, which that was. But I'm like, oh, 114 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: he said the word because sometimes I feel like some 115 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 1: niggas be acting, but you're doing it different though, impact 116 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 1: versus intention. That means if nig is acting, you sin't 117 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: in a bad way. That mean he acted like oh 118 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 1: and we can't say that. Yeah, I can hear this. 119 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: Oh even on also say, I feel like someone on 120 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 1: you tube gonna be like, damn, these holds were part. Okay, 121 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: see this is not how I wanted. Okay, Anyways, guys, 122 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: um I do you want to update them on anything. 123 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: I have a crazy as sex story um with things 124 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: that I've never done before. But I'm actually gonna bring 125 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: it up there in the Kink of the Week, which 126 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: by the way, will be our last Kink of the week. UM, 127 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: if you guys haven't noticed, um, over the last couple 128 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 1: of episodes, we've been playing with other um different things 129 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: to replace our Kink of the week, as there's about 130 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: two hundred and sixty and change and we've pretty much 131 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: gone through them as we've had over two hundred episodes. 132 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: Don't change. See me watch like a health show. Literally, 133 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: I know what that is. At the hypers like, I 134 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 1: fucking look crazy. Last night I'm watching sex Explained, Sex 135 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 1: Explained on the couch of my nig and he's like, 136 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: what the fund is going on? I'm sitting there with 137 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: a pen getting ready for tomorrow's episode, Like, wow, eight 138 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: percent of Asians masturbate to white people. Like I'm really like, 139 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: this is not goddamn job to know that Bukaki might 140 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 1: just be kamalamophilia. You know what I'm saying, that's not it, 141 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: but also that's not it because we ran out of kinks, 142 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: So this episode we're gonna go down quite a few 143 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: of the kinks now, and I didn't want to say 144 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: that we've we've done them all, but the ones that 145 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 1: we talked about on this episode, you're gonna be like 146 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: what who Like, We're gonna be just as just as 147 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: confused as y'all, um like that everything first off, everything, Um. 148 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: I do want to bring in one of our new segments, 149 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 1: and we haven't came up with the name flip. Y'all 150 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: can think of a cooler name. We've been going with 151 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: hole fax, like car facts, but they facts about sex 152 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: that they didn't because it's f A C T S 153 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: or f A X. It's I mean, we could play 154 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,199 Speaker 1: with facts the same way we play with a hole facts. 155 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 1: It's like a rundown of your pussy. That makes sense, 156 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: But that's only because we attach it to car facts. 157 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 1: But this is still really a horrible decision, Like you're 158 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:57,400 Speaker 1: about to give us your whole facts from like, oh 159 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: my god, we could call our catch up the whole 160 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: fax we heard three years into this, and you want 161 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: to just name the goddamn catch up hope fact, which 162 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: if the ones who doesn't like the outline now just 163 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: wants to name I do want to say, so this 164 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 1: one is actually really interesting. So this sex sex fact 165 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,120 Speaker 1: comes from BuzzFeed dot com. Ancient Roman women would use 166 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: the sweat scrape from gladiator's skin as an aphrodisiac. Romans 167 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,360 Speaker 1: didn't use soap, as most white people don't today. That 168 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,959 Speaker 1: wasn't in I'm sorry that that was an ad lib. 169 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: They preferred to cover themselves in oil and then scrape 170 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: the accumulated sweat and dirt off of themselves with a 171 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: sharp tool called a striggle. Many aristocratic Roman women would 172 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 1: have had the hots for a specific gladiator in much 173 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 1: the same way as people have crushes on celebs today. 174 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: So they would actually buy their gladiator's body grease and 175 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: use it as a moisturizer and lubricants. But that must 176 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: be where it's like, buy your bathwater came from drink? 177 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: Did you drink like that? Because she said a struggle? 178 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: Is it not a struggle? I don't know. But he 179 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: went like the you know what, and we just upped 180 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: everybody's pay. And I'm saying, right now, if you guys 181 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,839 Speaker 1: start fucking fans, it's going back down. I mean, I'm 182 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: not trying to say, you know, add me, I think 183 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 1: you edit but hey, all right, you know hey, now 184 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 1: it's funny because a lot of people have been like, oh, 185 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:34,319 Speaker 1: who's the male voice that we hear? Now? No? Um, 186 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you Benson's credit. I think 187 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,000 Speaker 1: that they're only like standing for Benson because he's the 188 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:44,319 Speaker 1: darker one, and just it's an easier play into I 189 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: can't probably not. I wanted to ask you, um, what 190 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: celebrities sweat? Um you would masturbate with Beyonce sweat queen? Uh? Yeah? Um? Okay, 191 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: are there any men? There's just so many? Do you 192 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,200 Speaker 1: have me to go white, black, and Asian? Which one? Okay? 193 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 1: So okay, let's go white guys. After watching the Oscars, 194 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 1: I remembered how fine Brad Pitt was. Like. It came 195 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 1: back to me and I was like, god, damn okay, 196 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: so your white male sweat that you would use as 197 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: lubricrant and morsturizers, Brad Pitt, my white guy would be Um, 198 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: this is really hard. You're like Jason Jason, he's not white, 199 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,200 Speaker 1: technically he's gonna be other. Um, Jake Jillen a what 200 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 1: oh my god? And his I be lazy is either 201 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 1: something with his eyes in some movies like Look see 202 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 1: he does. He got like a little his eyes be 203 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: looking a little crazy. He'd be having like a little 204 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 1: lazy eyes sometimes. But he is so fine to me 205 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: that his teeth and he had that no lip, but 206 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 1: it's kind of hot. He definitely has the no lit Oh, like, 207 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: who is that guy on? Like Justin Trudeau? He's hot 208 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: to um so Jake Joe, how it would be my 209 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 1: white man? Who would be who would be the left Justin? No, 210 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,240 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I mean the guy from Leftovers, the Data 211 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 1: just Jennifer Anderson. Who would be your Latina or yo Latino? 212 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:18,959 Speaker 1: Um that you want their sweat as moisturizer or lubricant. 213 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,839 Speaker 1: Sharona says that for a Lotino, let me get him. 214 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:27,199 Speaker 1: He's definitely black. He could he identified that for a Latino? 215 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: I really can't think of. Oh my god, the guy 216 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: from Good Girls, pull him up, fuck me in the ass. 217 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,200 Speaker 1: Good Girls, Spanish guy pull him up. Him and his 218 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,440 Speaker 1: wife are fine as fun. His wife is black. She 219 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 1: find his book. That nigga right there, Manny get him 220 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 1: on a Good Girl ship with him tats on his neck? Oh, 221 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,839 Speaker 1: I want to suck his dick. Bro Okay, So the 222 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: only the only Spanish guy put Manny Montana wife, bro. 223 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 1: They can't see this. This isn't fair to our listener. 224 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 1: Google it with us. No, no, no, are at work 225 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 1: there at their desks or they're not. Nobody's holding it 226 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,600 Speaker 1: like a fault. It doesn't They don't want to. You're 227 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: just oh my god, this guy. They can't see this 228 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: unless they're watching the song. Why are we talking with guys? 229 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 1: You want to because they still know names you don't. 230 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 1: You ain't gotta google each one. Watched the penguin and 231 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: getting a whole fight. One that's different than you just 232 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 1: saying niggasame you know what I mean. It's different, and 233 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 1: they can look up the penguin. What we watched the 234 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 1: penguin getting a fight when Andrew was here. The penguin 235 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,559 Speaker 1: getting a fight once and everybody was laughing even though 236 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 1: they couldn't see it. It's because I had to sit 237 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:34,559 Speaker 1: here and say what was going on? I literally had 238 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,440 Speaker 1: to directed like I was sucking Morgan Freeman for our 239 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 1: listeners who listen without visually seeing us. Mandy Freeman, I 240 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: kind of like that. I better age like that, nigga. 241 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,199 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be um okay. So the Spanish guys got complex. 242 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,959 Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't know many Spanish people. Clearly, 243 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: I only like black guys. So the Spanish guy that 244 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:57,200 Speaker 1: I think is really hot is and I think he died. 245 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,680 Speaker 1: He was on Power maybe season one or two. He's 246 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: one of the bad guys. You don't have to look 247 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 1: him up. He has tattoo on his neck. He find 248 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: I don't know his name, um, but if you want Power, 249 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: he was a part of the crew. Damn you remember one? 250 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,840 Speaker 1: I mean same, just one Asian guy. I want to 251 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: fuck one from crazy rich Asians? Which one the main one? 252 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: And I don't have Asians either, So black guys, I 253 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 1: have a list, and you know it's fucked up because 254 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 1: a few of my Asian friends, they was like, oh 255 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: of course they got the whitest, prettiest, most American looking 256 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: Asian And I'm like, you know, start me off slow, 257 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 1: so crazy June Tower from when I when I lived 258 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 1: in Asia was craziest. I was talking to just a 259 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: lot of the locals and they have their colorism. Ideally, 260 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: you know, ideology is the same way we do. Um. 261 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: So like they treat Malay and tie a lot different 262 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 1: because in Filipinos, because they they're normally aesthetically darker. And 263 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 1: then in terms of even the airlines, so Singapore Airlines 264 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 1: and a lot of the Asian airlines will not hire 265 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 1: you unless you are very, very white, to the point 266 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,400 Speaker 1: where I literally had to have my friends bring me 267 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: deodorant and SAPs because when I lived in Asia, everything 268 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 1: has whitening ingredients in them. In terms of standards of beauty, 269 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 1: they still I know, we we call them the European 270 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 1: standards of beauty, but even in Asia, in European standard 271 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: beauty of the Asians Asians, so we have a black 272 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,040 Speaker 1: people are right when we have issues with our own skin, 273 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: it's because of European standards of beauty, because there is 274 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: this hierarchy of whiteness and what it means and who's 275 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 1: beautiful and whatever, and so everyone is like they almost 276 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: model their bullshit out of it. Except to be honest. Africans, yeah, 277 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: I mean they just really don't. I mean, we see 278 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,560 Speaker 1: it in almost every culture. I mean, I'm sure in 279 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 1: some places in Africa, of course, but I think the 280 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: only place I've ever seen you know, wait or hair 281 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: or skin just celebrated so much is in African cultures. 282 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta go to the motherland to feel 283 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: like that bullshit. Although I will say I did have 284 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 1: a great time when I did go to Africa, but 285 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: even in Africa, that is still there. So I went 286 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: to South Africa and they were colonized by I believe 287 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 1: the Germans someone in Europe, and um, yeah, it's very 288 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,760 Speaker 1: the same as very there with with colorism but also 289 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: just racism between black and white people. And that's I've 290 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: shared with you guys about going to the museum and 291 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,119 Speaker 1: studying the apartheid and um, what is it the Swannee? 292 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 1: I think I'm trying to think of the township Swan 293 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,960 Speaker 1: River in Florida. It was into Johannesburg. I'm not sure. 294 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: Maybe Swayto Sorry, I think it was Suayto. Sueyto was 295 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: the township in South Africa? Is the camera on me? 296 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: I haven't even been sitting up right, girl, It's fine. No, 297 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: I kind of want to. I want to start looking 298 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: cuter because like this week, had someone tell me how 299 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: much cuter I was in person than YouTube, and I'm 300 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: sick of it. So, I mean, he didn't realized how 301 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: he's at it, but he did. He may didn't know 302 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: how they say ship. No, niggas, don't niggas know how 303 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 1: they say ship. He was like, yo, I'll be watching 304 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,200 Speaker 1: you all every week and like you real prettier person, 305 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: like for real, because I watch all every week. When 306 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,160 Speaker 1: for the second time, I'm like wow, he means, because 307 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,480 Speaker 1: for this week's vanilla ship, guys, this one actually whee. 308 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: He brought into our group chat. So if you guys 309 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: didn't know, this is for the men listening and ladies. 310 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're care but testicles have taste buds. 311 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 1: Benson brought it up. Oh ship. This is what Benson 312 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 1: looks up and during his spare time. Testicles have taste 313 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 1: buds that can detect sweet flavors and they're essential for reproduction. 314 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,920 Speaker 1: Scientists them niggas. Despite being a long way from the mouth, 315 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 1: taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect 316 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: the savory taste of umami, the amino acid in soy um. 317 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: I want to bring up this article. This article comes 318 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: from day email Um in the UK. I don't know 319 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 1: why that's pulling up on your ship, um, but it 320 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 1: said it says um. The study of taste bud in 321 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 1: mice have unearthed and surprising finding UM taste receptors are 322 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: found all over the body, including in the anus, and 323 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: scientists say finding show testicular taste buds are linked to fertility. 324 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,199 Speaker 1: That why people do drugs up their ass. No, it's 325 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,200 Speaker 1: because the hit the blood sat Yeah, that's for the blood. 326 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,199 Speaker 1: It's not. Well. It's interesting because if any of you 327 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 1: guys came to our Boston show, our DC show, or 328 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: our or our Philly show, um our vanilla ship was 329 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,480 Speaker 1: condoms that had flavor UM And I think one of 330 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 1: the things that we brought up was if that would 331 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 1: even affect your pH like does can your ass or 332 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 1: your vagina be turned off? That I hate when we 333 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:54,199 Speaker 1: are as a people predictable. But even I too, you know, 334 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: act very very what because you act a lot of things. 335 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to words in stereotypical, because like we 336 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 1: asked the audience, what would y'all want as a flavor? 337 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,879 Speaker 1: But now specifically d C and me too, I said, 338 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:16,359 Speaker 1: a chicken, me so romen. So everybody did, hold on, 339 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,840 Speaker 1: she did. It was what I was hungry for at 340 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: the time, And honestly, everybody in the crowd had a 341 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: different variation of chicken, one with chicken and washers. One 342 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: wanted the chicken sandwich. One girl even tapped me because 343 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 1: I was like, I try to hear people's answers before 344 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,479 Speaker 1: they say it. She was like, I'd love occasion pasta 345 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: like for chicken, and I'm like, do we ask anything else? Well? 346 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 1: I said something else, because you don't want to let 347 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,399 Speaker 1: me be great. I said, I would love any oxtail 348 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: gravy tasting kind. What is wrong with oxtail gravy, But 349 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,959 Speaker 1: you asked I asked for oxtail gravy on my chicken, 350 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: on my goat, on my rice. It don't matter if 351 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 1: I don't even get oxtail. I want the oxtail gravy. 352 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 1: The consistency and another consistency. It's listen, black people that 353 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: have never tried a weird ass food, let's do it 354 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 1: this week. You don't want you don't have ton octopus 355 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,160 Speaker 1: an airport if you've never had v airport octopus, don't 356 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 1: do this. It's really actually good and that Jet Blue 357 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 1: terminal I got it. I don't finish. It's so good though, 358 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,440 Speaker 1: I feel like it at grilled octopus tentacle and it's 359 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 1: fucking delicta. It comes a little parsnips and potatoes and 360 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 1: it's the fucking octopus all like no bullshit, Like whenever 361 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:41,880 Speaker 1: I'm in like a Spanish country, Spanish speaking country, Hispanic Latino, 362 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: I'm like trying, you guys, Okay, whatever, thanks, So anyway 363 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,400 Speaker 1: octopus right, because you know what I'm saying, Like water 364 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,359 Speaker 1: and ship bro when you go to any time, I 365 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 1: want lobster when I go to any island or a 366 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 1: place with water, especially because lobster is very um different 367 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 1: depending on the coast or the water they're coming from. 368 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: I love meal lobster. Would you do lobster flavor condoms? 369 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 1: So this is the no, it's not I love to 370 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:11,200 Speaker 1: taste of lopster. No, I'm fine with a lobster flavor 371 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,679 Speaker 1: condom if the melted butter is included. So I need 372 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 1: I need the melted butter on top of my god 373 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: damn lobster. Okay, so if I can have melted butter 374 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 1: lobster condoms, yes, sign me the funk. Why the fund 375 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 1: did I say me so wrong? Why you're because you 376 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 1: know what it is. Before the shows, I'm always just 377 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:33,240 Speaker 1: trying to drink like a juice because I'm like, okay, well, 378 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 1: like if I eat food, I'll get too sluggish and 379 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 1: I want to like whatever. But that DC show Moniga. 380 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,399 Speaker 1: I remember walking up to someone's table and she was like, oh, 381 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: I have a question for home mail, and I'll go 382 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 1: with your white ship. This is the white ship she does. 383 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,400 Speaker 1: I was like a bro drinking after people. I didn't 384 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: drink after her. Maybe I did? You did? I get 385 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 1: a drink and drop the goddamn because I do all 386 00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: our customer and audience. Yes, white asked say wait, like 387 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: you ain't suck a bitches breast milk out of her 388 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,880 Speaker 1: titty shut Mandy. She even it was a white ass ship. 389 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 1: I'd be like the cau cassidy jumps the funk out. 390 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 1: I also would just like to say that you know 391 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,920 Speaker 1: this isn't I'm a very right No, I'll be on stage. 392 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 1: It's not a little this is this episode because now 393 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,879 Speaker 1: saying it's a problematic ship one and too you know, 394 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 1: I feel like I have been the almost woke one. 395 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,920 Speaker 1: But I'm starting to fall asleep and I'm gonna tell 396 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,919 Speaker 1: you why you sleep is sleep. I'm like, really just 397 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 1: tired of the pressure. So I would rather be canceled 398 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,439 Speaker 1: by twenty than trying to be woke enough for twenty 399 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,439 Speaker 1: oh no out of wokens, I feel like she does 400 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: it the breast best. Sorry, you do the best to me. 401 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 1: I don't like that pressure. I think I am too, 402 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: and I've also had feel think you that woke. Honestly, 403 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,040 Speaker 1: I don't even like the word woke. I think I'm 404 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 1: just trying to start a five face woke what I 405 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: want to be because Mandy just be like, I don't 406 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 1: even whatever, and I'll be like, no, but but that 407 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,240 Speaker 1: I'm kind of tired to be in that person. I 408 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,159 Speaker 1: just think I know that I'm not going to please 409 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 1: every listener with every opinion that I have, And so 410 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: we're having a conversation about something. It's not but that ship. 411 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,199 Speaker 1: I don't care. It's more so like I know someone's 412 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 1: going to disagree, and I'm not gonna say what I 413 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,199 Speaker 1: think is politically correct or what the woke you know 414 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 1: opinion is because I think that we've gotten this far 415 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 1: with sharing our opinions on stuff, and are people gonna 416 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 1: hate what the funk we say? How I guess my 417 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 1: main priority with my fake woke ship is one I 418 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,639 Speaker 1: am a feminist through and through, so that see I 419 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: don't identify as a menace. I'll do like women empowerment. 420 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: I don't even say feminists, So yeah, so you identify 421 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: that I don't. I actually recently wanted a whole fucking 422 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 1: right on Twitter because I really feel like there's a 423 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: lot of fake feminists because of how they'll like get 424 00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 1: on this weird like okay, so missundry is like hating men, right, 425 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 1: and it's always associated with feminism, which is why a 426 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,959 Speaker 1: lot of people don't like to call themselves feminists. And 427 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,919 Speaker 1: that's why I'm kind of tired of fake feminists on Twitter. 428 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: And I'm new to Twitter. I've only had it for 429 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,680 Speaker 1: like six months, but like, I just see so many 430 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,600 Speaker 1: girls get on these hate trains and I'm like, bro, like, 431 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 1: y'all funk all these things, talk about them just on 432 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: Twitter because like the other girls that like are cool 433 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: on Twitter, world re tweat your ship, but you're not 434 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,120 Speaker 1: really real feminist because if you were, you wouldn't talk 435 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: shit about other women on Twitter. And it's like they 436 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,920 Speaker 1: like downplay other women and call them this and call 437 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 1: them that, but then they're feminist because they all hate men, 438 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: and it's like that's not what feminine is it at all. 439 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: It's about being able to be a woman that supports 440 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:45,360 Speaker 1: other women and equality for that sex. If you want 441 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 1: to hear me disagree about all the different terms, listen 442 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 1: to any of our feminism episodes. I think those are 443 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,600 Speaker 1: the episodes where I'm just the most like what but 444 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,760 Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me? Just everything simpler than 445 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,720 Speaker 1: I just don't like. But even when we get on 446 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 1: and we and you sit here and say as feminists, 447 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 1: we support all women. But then we sat on this 448 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,399 Speaker 1: platform with someone else who identified as a feminist, and 449 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,439 Speaker 1: then we separate white feminism and black feminism instead of 450 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,960 Speaker 1: just making it all women, Then we didn't then feminist 451 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 1: dissect from being a white woman and being a black woman. 452 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,560 Speaker 1: So is it all women? It's much like being an 453 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,760 Speaker 1: advocate for the l g b t Q community and 454 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,119 Speaker 1: needing to be an advocate for our trans sistors. That 455 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,800 Speaker 1: is what white and black feminists are. They are excluded 456 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: a lot of the time from the conversation with LGBTQ people, right, 457 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: or we were like all about the gay men, but 458 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: like trans people, you know what I mean? Or like 459 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,159 Speaker 1: we don't care about them losing their lives. That is 460 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 1: the difference with feminism and black women because a lot 461 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: of feminists don't even realize that they are excluding black girls. 462 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,399 Speaker 1: Which is why when she came on here and we 463 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 1: talked about that, it did make sense, because there does 464 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 1: that people have this jaded view and skewed view of feminism. 465 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: Women know that they love women and they want women 466 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: to win, but they forget about the road and journey 467 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,479 Speaker 1: for black man. And that is why it's it's so 468 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,400 Speaker 1: and and look at me back, but see, we'll see. 469 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: Even when I hear people talk like this, I'll just 470 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,719 Speaker 1: be like, and I say this to say because then 471 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: you say the same name. I don't. So I don't 472 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,600 Speaker 1: identify as a feminist because you and I get that. 473 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: But I want to say, like, even in terms of 474 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 1: when I hear people speak and identify as whether it's 475 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 1: woke feminists or even people who are Black Lives Matter, 476 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 1: or like black women who say, oh my god, I 477 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,439 Speaker 1: support my black kings. I'm here with black kings, and 478 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 1: then the day white men in the same with black Like, 479 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,919 Speaker 1: to me, there's just hypocrisy. And I think all of 480 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,199 Speaker 1: these people in terms of when they decide to identify 481 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,919 Speaker 1: as a certain in a certain class or something so 482 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 1: to me, I come on here, I say my opinion 483 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,880 Speaker 1: every week, you're gonna like it, you're not gonna like it. 484 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 1: Over the last three years, I've grown in how I 485 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: thought of things, and so to me, the same way, 486 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,440 Speaker 1: certain people in sexual orientations don't want to be labeled 487 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 1: as one thing because there is a Kinsey scale of Uh, 488 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: there's a scale of sexuality. I feel like that's how 489 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 1: it is with if you identify as a feminist. To me, 490 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,679 Speaker 1: there is a scale of it. And so to me, 491 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: that's not really feminists to do awful ship quote unquote yeah, 492 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: but even but even walk people like if we talk 493 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,400 Speaker 1: about Black Lives Matter and the movement that that's created, 494 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,959 Speaker 1: we still have the same people that will ride and 495 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,959 Speaker 1: die with black people until we get to black gays 496 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:28,360 Speaker 1: or black trans and so there's never really a full 497 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,160 Speaker 1: gauge on um. I don't want to say you don't 498 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 1: think abel, I think that these person If you're gonna 499 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,440 Speaker 1: sit here and be a feminist and say all women, 500 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 1: then let's not sit here and you know, separate between 501 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 1: white and black and Latina or let's not you know, 502 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,679 Speaker 1: sitting here and say, well, those people don't stick up 503 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 1: for trans women, and then the same with with Black 504 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,920 Speaker 1: Lives Matter. If you care about black lives, you should 505 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,360 Speaker 1: also care about black trans lives that black gay men 506 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: lives like. And I think that Indian people don't be 507 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 1: the hypocrite if you're not right, But that's one to me. 508 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 1: Just they say the word, which you are. You've had 509 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: them on the show. Actually ironically we both we're missing. 510 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: But I think that's the thing though. The hypocrisy is 511 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,320 Speaker 1: not me and it's not you. If we both support 512 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 1: these people, it's just the people that could make us 513 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,879 Speaker 1: look bad, you know what I'm saying. Like, I'll just 514 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 1: watch that episode of the Office last night of a 515 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: Diversity Day. Yeah, season, it's a second episode when she 516 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,359 Speaker 1: Ain't Gonna Hold You on Netflix. Now, I ain't watching 517 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,040 Speaker 1: Shipouts until there's the least two seasons because you get 518 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: into season one and you gotta wait a whole But 519 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: I can't know, wait until there's the least two seasons 520 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,280 Speaker 1: for any goddamn thing, because you've binge watched something twelve 521 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: episodes later. You gotta wait a whole fucking year to 522 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 1: watch a new season. So I'm not watching it off season. 523 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 1: I want to binge something for the rest of my life, 524 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,680 Speaker 1: like raised Anatomy, but I haven't started it because I 525 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 1: don't want to long as seasons. Bitch, you can. You 526 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 1: can binge Dexter for a while and if you liked you, 527 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: it's the you before you, the way the way he 528 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: he speaks on his thing. He is a serial killer 529 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 1: that you would think is sane, just like we think 530 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: Joe is saying he works in a fucking library. You 531 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: would think he's saying, but he's really this serial killer Dexters. 532 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: Dexter is too smart? Are you? He's our Joe Dexter. 533 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 1: How rarely do I feel like dumb people kill? I 534 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,600 Speaker 1: really do. I feel like it's always people that are 535 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: like highly intelligent and that can just think further ahead 536 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,360 Speaker 1: and that plan. Like, I don't think it's just the 537 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: average Ted Bundy was a fucking lawyer or went to 538 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 1: law school at least I don't think he got to finish. 539 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 1: But yeah, like absolutely, And I'm really into serial killer, 540 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: so I don't watch Mine Hunter everything about serial killers. 541 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: That's what the I'm into. Nelix is making us want 542 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: to kill people. 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This 604 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 1: one I like, I've never heard this called the Kiven method. 605 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 1: Y'all have talked about me eating pussy um, like basically 606 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,880 Speaker 1: from the side instead of face on, like turning your 607 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: face and it's called the Kiven method. And there's a 608 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: main tip in here that I like, we're basically women 609 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: are afraid to spread their labia. A lot of women 610 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,160 Speaker 1: feel like they shouldn't touch themselves during the act of 611 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 1: oral sex. But you may not even be orgasming because 612 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,240 Speaker 1: your partner may not have easy enough access to your clarists. 613 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 1: So to actually let them get in there set the 614 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 1: scene for them. Sure, licking volva is great, but why 615 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 1: waste your time and risk your partner getting lost down there? 616 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,120 Speaker 1: Open your lips if you, as the hint crazy about that. 617 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,160 Speaker 1: So the guy that I'm about to talk about my 618 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 1: little whole sex advention with, because clearly mist And had 619 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 1: some sex, so you can get off me about not 620 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: have sex, Mision had something. But when I send him videos, um, 621 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,800 Speaker 1: he doesn't want me to is playing with it, like 622 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 1: he literally asked me open it up, like and he 623 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: asked me asked me to spread my lips open, And 624 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: I'll be like, I don't really like how looks as 625 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,279 Speaker 1: much because I'm like, I want to see you see 626 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: how wet I am, so I'll just be playing with 627 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,920 Speaker 1: the wetness like spinning ship. I'd be like, that's cooler 628 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,239 Speaker 1: than just me opening ship up and I'd be like, ni, 629 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 1: I don't want to look at my buzzy um. But 630 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 1: when you're having a partner, is he's supposed to do 631 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 1: this or no? It's saying you. So that's the thing. 632 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,760 Speaker 1: That's why he could be looking your clip. But maybe 633 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,680 Speaker 1: you need more clip simulation, so spread up spread. I 634 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: think that's also a nice non verbal like que because 635 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,000 Speaker 1: if I'm like licking my clip, he might really be 636 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: looking at it. But if it's like I got more clip, 637 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,279 Speaker 1: I like that like up, down, left, right direction. I've 638 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: gone that before. Also, I've definitely tried that after you 639 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: mentioned it one time doing it you had a squarem 640 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,880 Speaker 1: in it and I got all the compliments from that dude. 641 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,479 Speaker 1: I have had stop me in the street about that ship, 642 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,840 Speaker 1: And ironically it's funny becau us. Maybe he's always like 643 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,760 Speaker 1: you always say that tip. And I think our listeners 644 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,440 Speaker 1: have heard her a bunch of times so they already know. 645 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,959 Speaker 1: And maybe it's majority women, so they're not straight women. 646 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,640 Speaker 1: I think majority of them niggas was like, thank you 647 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,959 Speaker 1: a video, and even though it sounds like a little 648 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,399 Speaker 1: too much, I watched it, Okay, it was good, and 649 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 1: then wrote this is for you Eazy from a fake page, 650 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 1: which I guess he probably didn't want me to know 651 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,520 Speaker 1: his real page, but like it was a real video 652 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,920 Speaker 1: and shout out. UM. I don't know if I want 653 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,400 Speaker 1: to shot them out, but I got a video recently 654 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,799 Speaker 1: of a guy bent's over UM and I guess she 655 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,879 Speaker 1: was getting ready to peg him and she thanked me. 656 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 1: But I'm just like, I really don't want your home videos, guys. 657 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,600 Speaker 1: I appreciate that y'all are getting tips from us. I 658 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 1: don't want home videos sent to me. Wheezy send them 659 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:52,799 Speaker 1: off to her because the girls like no, I don't 660 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,279 Speaker 1: always reply, but yeah, I've gotten quite a few home 661 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,759 Speaker 1: videos and it's just like, so, I'm gonna tell you 662 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,160 Speaker 1: I don't read all d m s, but when because 663 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 1: sometimes I have M open to everyone, so on a story, 664 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,320 Speaker 1: so then so many people replied just like an L 665 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 1: O L. So it's just whatever. But when it says 666 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,880 Speaker 1: sensitive material, I'll be like, let's you're talking about? So 667 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 1: I want to get in um, to the next second. Guys, 668 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,440 Speaker 1: this is gonna be one of the last times we 669 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,360 Speaker 1: do this and again the horrible decision. We're gonna go 670 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,080 Speaker 1: through quite a few kinks, So this one I want 671 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,600 Speaker 1: to shout out to Kinks with Kiki. Um. This is 672 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,160 Speaker 1: a B D S M term. It's called bratt um 673 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: and it's so funny because this plays into my amazing 674 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,600 Speaker 1: wild sex story that I just had recently. Um. So 675 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,000 Speaker 1: bratt b R A T is normally and y'all are 676 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,760 Speaker 1: gonna think it's crazy because I know I'm a dam 677 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,520 Speaker 1: Calm down. It was a switch, but bratt is normally 678 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,279 Speaker 1: the submissive or bottom in a dynamic. They normally make 679 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,000 Speaker 1: things difficult, talk back, and or come off as if 680 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:59,080 Speaker 1: they are uninterested. So let me tell y'all. First off, 681 00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,759 Speaker 1: we live in New York City. Do you know I 682 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 1: had to fly halfcross the country to get some god 683 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,560 Speaker 1: damn penis half cross half cross because it was Texas. 684 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:13,799 Speaker 1: That's literally half cross full crosses like which I would 685 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,120 Speaker 1: have had to do. Um. But so I went to 686 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,440 Speaker 1: Texas and this came off of so wee thine and 687 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,120 Speaker 1: I had um scheduled a studio thing, but I had 688 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,560 Speaker 1: um some wild, crazy things happened in my family recently, 689 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,759 Speaker 1: and mentally, I was just like, girl, we just did 690 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,440 Speaker 1: the studio. I don't know if I could do it again. 691 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,320 Speaker 1: And so me and him were talking, He's like, damn 692 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 1: you like seemed really sad you want to come to Texas. 693 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,759 Speaker 1: So really, I don't know if he really cared that 694 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: I was going through something and he just wanted to funk. 695 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,400 Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, I actually I could let 696 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: out some scene. So I'm like a kid. Maybe he cared. 697 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,279 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was like, you know, a flight, 698 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,960 Speaker 1: A flight sounds good, and I know I haven't had 699 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,880 Speaker 1: sex in a while. This could really let off some 700 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,320 Speaker 1: of this you know, just going on my mind. So anyways, 701 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: mind you, let's talk about how maybe I shouldn't have 702 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,239 Speaker 1: gone there because I get to um Newark Airport and 703 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 1: there's maintenance on the plane. Oh my nigga, the motherfucking plane. 704 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,319 Speaker 1: Let me see else something. If we ever have to 705 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,880 Speaker 1: cancel the show, don't man, don't get debate it you 706 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,640 Speaker 1: actually like, no bullshit, I would really believe it if 707 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,400 Speaker 1: you do. It's but it's always so mind y'all. ILL 708 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,560 Speaker 1: shared you all the story how the last time this 709 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 1: was in December. I was ready to go get some 710 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 1: dick and break my goddamn drought, and I stayed on 711 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,840 Speaker 1: the way. I was gonna break my drought? Is that 712 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,160 Speaker 1: not how to say? Anyway, I was on my way 713 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,080 Speaker 1: to Denver for some dick, on a flight to literally 714 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,560 Speaker 1: go to Denver for six hours just to fun and leave. 715 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,239 Speaker 1: And I stayed on the runway for three hours and 716 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 1: they went back to the gate, and by the time 717 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,799 Speaker 1: I would have got to Denver, he had a game 718 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,600 Speaker 1: the next day, so I wouldn't have been able to funk. 719 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 1: It just wasn't gonna work. So anyways, back to this, so, um, 720 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,040 Speaker 1: They're doing maintenance on the god damn plane and I'm like, fuck, 721 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,080 Speaker 1: it's an hour and a half delayed. I'm like, okay, cool, 722 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,280 Speaker 1: I'll get a drink. Three hours delayed, Okay. So finally 723 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,320 Speaker 1: I go and say, am I gonna make it tonight 724 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,080 Speaker 1: because he had to leave the next day because I 725 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,960 Speaker 1: got dicked to No, seriously, I was mind you shout 726 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,640 Speaker 1: out to the T s A agents at Newark Airport. 727 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm talking to my homegirl about I'm about to get 728 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 1: on get some dick. She's you know, I'm going through 729 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 1: the clear line, and so they're like she's good, and 730 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,840 Speaker 1: the T s A Agent is like, I really like 731 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,480 Speaker 1: your show, go get it. And I'm just I'm just like, 732 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,680 Speaker 1: god damn it. Um, So anyway, is it JFK? No, 733 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,640 Speaker 1: it was Newark. I wanna say all the JFK agents, 734 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: I would say maybe once or twice I went, they 735 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 1: haven't recognized me. I was with Old Bay. This girl 736 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,239 Speaker 1: was like, oh here, so I know we I know, 737 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,880 Speaker 1: we shout out, you know, our listeners that be at 738 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,239 Speaker 1: the desks, the ones that don't because we, as he said, 739 00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:53,560 Speaker 1: all y'all ain't at desks, but the ones, the ones 740 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,400 Speaker 1: on in airports. I do want to shout out the 741 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 1: T s A agents. Um getting a hole on. Anyways, 742 00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,960 Speaker 1: So I finally get on flight the next day. I 743 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,320 Speaker 1: end up having them get me a fucking hotel in 744 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,319 Speaker 1: Jersey because I'm like, I'm not going all the way 745 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,319 Speaker 1: to the Bronx to catch a five am flight. So 746 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,279 Speaker 1: he has to now change his flight to leave the 747 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,960 Speaker 1: next day. We go through all this, So anyways, I 748 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,239 Speaker 1: get there. As soon as he gets in the goddamn room, 749 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,880 Speaker 1: he's on the phone on a business call and I'm like, okay, 750 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,439 Speaker 1: I guess I'll wait. Mind you. I took a shower 751 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 1: as soon as I got to the room, so I'm 752 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,480 Speaker 1: in just a towel because I'm like, damn, we're in 753 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,440 Speaker 1: this bullshit as hotel because they don't have a robe. 754 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna have a rope, but they 755 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,759 Speaker 1: didn't have a robe. I said, you know what, this 756 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 1: ain't a top quality hotel. They don't. There wasn't a role, 757 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,680 Speaker 1: but I had on the towel. It was. It was 758 00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,360 Speaker 1: a good hotel. They just didn't have a robe. And 759 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 1: I normally like getting in hotel ropes. I just like 760 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,799 Speaker 1: hotel road. Why do you think I was acting like 761 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,279 Speaker 1: that about the Moxie. There was no hotel robes. So 762 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,960 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'll just stay in a towel. 763 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,799 Speaker 1: When he gets so he comes in, he's on the call. 764 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,400 Speaker 1: He's on the phone with one of his his business partners, 765 00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,400 Speaker 1: and I'm like okay. So he gets in. As soon 766 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,319 Speaker 1: as he gets in, he pulled my towel off. I'm like, 767 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,400 Speaker 1: are you ready? But you're on the phone. The sexiest 768 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,520 Speaker 1: thing ever the person on the phone, this white guy 769 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,640 Speaker 1: just keeps on talking. So he puts the phone on 770 00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,800 Speaker 1: mute and starts eating my pussy. He sounded white, definitely 771 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,840 Speaker 1: a Bill, Joe or Bob, I don't know, but it 772 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:14,200 Speaker 1: was his business partner and he so he puts the phone. 773 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,000 Speaker 1: The guy is still talking because they're like they're they 774 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,600 Speaker 1: have a business deal right now, that's what's going on. 775 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,920 Speaker 1: And he starts eating my pussy. Now, y'all know, I 776 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,120 Speaker 1: don't even light head like that, but do you know 777 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,879 Speaker 1: how sexy it is. He's literally eating my pussy while 778 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 1: his business partners on speaker now talking to him, and 779 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,120 Speaker 1: he starts to eat my pott Man, you don't even 780 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,560 Speaker 1: like listen. I listen, but it was like, this is 781 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,520 Speaker 1: so hot. So finally it comes to the point where 782 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,399 Speaker 1: he has to answer his business partner, so he gets 783 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,360 Speaker 1: back on the phone, is like m then he starts talking. 784 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,160 Speaker 1: So then I unbuckle his pants because he started eating 785 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,880 Speaker 1: my pussy before he even got naked, So I'm buckle 786 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,880 Speaker 1: his pants and starts sucking his dick while he finishes 787 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 1: the call. If you guys have not done this yet, bro, 788 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,160 Speaker 1: it's the it's the funny ship. I just did it 789 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,279 Speaker 1: on Sunday. It is the best. But you know what. 790 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,960 Speaker 1: I can't stand when you think they're about to hang 791 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,879 Speaker 1: up because you're doing really good. All right, I gotta 792 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,480 Speaker 1: call you back, and then they start getting into some 793 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,400 Speaker 1: real conversations. Hang up. I don't want to suck your 794 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,520 Speaker 1: this long. I'm getting real mad, you know what I'm saying. 795 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 1: It's like okay, like I'm like doing the playful like 796 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,160 Speaker 1: it off the phone, dick suck. And then if they 797 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,759 Speaker 1: really be on the phone, I'll be like, oh, I 798 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,759 Speaker 1: was about to say I can't make noises, and then 799 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,920 Speaker 1: I got so funny because I'll never forget how he 800 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,279 Speaker 1: said it. So, I mean, you should I've been talking 801 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,880 Speaker 1: about me. What's up with you? Dog? You know I 802 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:28,839 Speaker 1: wanted to bite his dinner? No serious, now it work 803 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,080 Speaker 1: trying to make the most fucking noise and well yeah, well, 804 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,000 Speaker 1: while his dick is in my mouth, he mutes it again, 805 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,600 Speaker 1: and it's like this nigga won't stop talking. I'm like, 806 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,040 Speaker 1: he's like, keep going, keep on. So I'm sucking as dick. 807 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:46,080 Speaker 1: Finally he ends the call and so before I get there, 808 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,680 Speaker 1: mind you, I'm only telling the story because I didn't 809 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,440 Speaker 1: think there were more things that I could do that 810 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,160 Speaker 1: I haven't done before and during this sex of pain, 811 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,160 Speaker 1: I did two new things that I've never done for 812 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,800 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm sheery. Okay, So he knew he 813 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,160 Speaker 1: wanted to get nasty with me, right, so I brought toys. 814 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,759 Speaker 1: Thank god it went through the ts A machine. Because 815 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,279 Speaker 1: I only had a book bag. I knew I was 816 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,279 Speaker 1: just going for one thing. I didn't have to bring much, 817 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,680 Speaker 1: but I did bring my woman. I ask it for me. 818 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,640 Speaker 1: I brought a butt plug, I brought a dildo. I 819 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 1: brought two types of lube and an outfit that I 820 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,960 Speaker 1: never got to get into because he just ate my 821 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,840 Speaker 1: pussy out the towel. So he's like, grabbed the toys. 822 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,960 Speaker 1: I'm like Nigga in round one. Like I thought we 823 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,960 Speaker 1: were gonna wait till, you know, we just have a 824 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,040 Speaker 1: regular funk now, then dinner, then we get into the 825 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,480 Speaker 1: nasty stuff. But he's like, no, where that ship now? 826 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: So where what's it? I'm gonna tell you, I did 827 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,080 Speaker 1: such a good job, y'all. So before he came to 828 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,399 Speaker 1: the room, I put it all in the night stand down. 829 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,759 Speaker 1: I didn't, but I felt some type of way. So 830 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,280 Speaker 1: y'all know, when y'all open the drawing there's like a Bible. 831 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,120 Speaker 1: I couldn't have the butt plug by the Bible. And 832 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,880 Speaker 1: I'm not religious, but I felt away. I'm like, I 833 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:07,239 Speaker 1: can't put all of our sex toys. Uh no, put 834 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,080 Speaker 1: I put the Bible on top like so it wasn't 835 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,400 Speaker 1: in the jeor. So when he looked in the jor, 836 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,239 Speaker 1: he didn't see the Bible and the loobes and butt 837 00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,560 Speaker 1: plugs and everything like that. What kind of hotel? This 838 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,400 Speaker 1: what you don't have? You don't go where they have. 839 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 1: They have the little bibles, they'll all be noticed and yeah, 840 00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 1: and all of them and then they it's normally by 841 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,279 Speaker 1: the goddamn I must be the most. It's the nice. 842 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,200 Speaker 1: I don't even see the Bible. They're normally now by 843 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,160 Speaker 1: the by the your ship that you do all the time, 844 00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,320 Speaker 1: room service like it's no, you know, like do you 845 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,600 Speaker 1: like your room service? It's it's ridiculous. So anyways, he 846 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,919 Speaker 1: tells me to grab these toys, right, and I'm just like, okay, fine, 847 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,319 Speaker 1: we're getting right into it. So he goes to grab 848 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,799 Speaker 1: the butt plug. Now this I've done before, but I 849 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,840 Speaker 1: told him I would let him do an mind you, 850 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,560 Speaker 1: he's told me he's only tried any once. That's I've 851 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,959 Speaker 1: done before. So he goes and he gets the butt 852 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,759 Speaker 1: plug and he puts the lube on it and puts 853 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,720 Speaker 1: it in my ass while he's sucking me. I'm like, okay, 854 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,920 Speaker 1: I can do this, but it's saying. I'm like, no, 855 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,839 Speaker 1: it's it's it's a butt plug where it's like has 856 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,919 Speaker 1: kind of balls. I like the ones you can stick 857 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: your finger in it so you could keep pushing it. 858 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nah, I wasn't trying to have that done. 859 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,760 Speaker 1: But baby, it was just a regular little butt plug. 860 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,920 Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, that's cool. That's cool. So 861 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,600 Speaker 1: he's doing the butt plug thing with me. I'm excited. 862 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,600 Speaker 1: Then he goes to grab the dildo and I'm like 863 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,840 Speaker 1: my booty already. I'm like, you need a lot of 864 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,880 Speaker 1: loop because I only do anal once a quarter, but 865 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,080 Speaker 1: last quarter I didn't get anal done so once a quarter, 866 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,200 Speaker 1: and I didn't do it last quarter because I was sexless. 867 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,440 Speaker 1: I guess it's like the meetings will happen if you 868 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,120 Speaker 1: would like so. Um. So he grabs the dildo, puts 869 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,680 Speaker 1: loub on it, and puts it in my ass and 870 00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,240 Speaker 1: starts sucking me. Now in my pussy with the dildo 871 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,000 Speaker 1: in my ask. So I've done this before and you 872 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,560 Speaker 1: know this. I talked about my first time with DP 873 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,360 Speaker 1: with a toy in my ass and my pussy. So 874 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,239 Speaker 1: mind you were recording this to it this time. But 875 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,479 Speaker 1: I you know, now you ain't got a here because 876 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:06,800 Speaker 1: we was nasty. Um. But what we was. So here's 877 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,640 Speaker 1: the part that I made Mandy be like high key 878 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,160 Speaker 1: fucking excited about her video. And I'm gonna tell you why. 879 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,360 Speaker 1: When we first started the show, she was seeing was 880 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:20,239 Speaker 1: it Lawyer Bay, Yes, And Lawyer Bay was like no, no, no, 881 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,360 Speaker 1: here's the story she So I just worked out. I 882 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,880 Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool bitch. I just sucked it after 883 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,320 Speaker 1: my workout, remember that. I remember it was like, what, no, 884 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,920 Speaker 1: you did it? L O L. I see if Mandy 885 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,040 Speaker 1: is sucking a dick on a toilet and I'm getting 886 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,000 Speaker 1: on her about the toilet and it was closed. It 887 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,840 Speaker 1: was a nice hotel because we was both in the 888 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: city and I'm in the Bronx and he had a 889 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,600 Speaker 1: situation at the time, so we had to meet up 890 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,879 Speaker 1: in the city somewhere. So I was like, well, my 891 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,120 Speaker 1: my friend be saying at this nice hotel and normally 892 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,759 Speaker 1: there's hotel bathrooms in the lobby. So we just met 893 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,080 Speaker 1: at the lobby and started a second. Shut up, you're 894 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:03,160 Speaker 1: really judging anyways, So we take the goddamn toy out 895 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,479 Speaker 1: right here is where I experienced something for the first time. 896 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:11,440 Speaker 1: Now it's still double penetration, but it was double badge, 897 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,840 Speaker 1: and I didn't think hold on, let me, let me 898 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,040 Speaker 1: think I could just let y'all hear it. Hold on, 899 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:23,200 Speaker 1: I got real nasty. Okay, hold on, so wait, his 900 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,919 Speaker 1: dick is in me right now. Hold and I'm trying 901 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,520 Speaker 1: to fit my dial do in there, and it pushes 902 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,000 Speaker 1: his dick out. So then he puts hold on because oh, 903 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:39,560 Speaker 1: I say, put it in there. I get nasty because 904 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,879 Speaker 1: I molded. I was like, well, so I'm not gonna 905 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,680 Speaker 1: like when I listen back to my videos, I'd be like, 906 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,040 Speaker 1: who is she? Bit you moaned like this, don't do 907 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: that anyway. Eventually, eventually he gets his dick in and 908 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,279 Speaker 1: then I'm like, make it fit, so we listen. Fuck you. 909 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,879 Speaker 1: It was a nice moment anyways. So then eventually I fit. 910 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,520 Speaker 1: I fit the dildo in my pussy at the same 911 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,480 Speaker 1: time that his dick is in my pussy and how 912 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,880 Speaker 1: is a different feeling? Not even gonna lie to you. 913 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:14,239 Speaker 1: It felt good though. And then so he's doing the toy. 914 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,319 Speaker 1: His dick is big, and he thought my dildo was big, 915 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,160 Speaker 1: and then he put them next to each other. What 916 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:22,320 Speaker 1: I am not showing her the video now, but my 917 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,960 Speaker 1: my dido, right, you know, my dildo is much smaller 918 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,600 Speaker 1: than his dick um. And I guess because he doesn't 919 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,719 Speaker 1: compare his penis to other penises, he didn't realize. He's like, oh, 920 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,200 Speaker 1: I thought that toy was bigger than mine, and we 921 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:38,200 Speaker 1: looked and it was not so anyways, so as he's 922 00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,279 Speaker 1: doing this is getting kind of kinky. Daniel was three 923 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:47,480 Speaker 1: things that happened. So at this point he reaches over 924 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,640 Speaker 1: because I also brought my what is it hot pot? 925 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,800 Speaker 1: I brought wipes, and so he's fucking me and I'm like, okay, 926 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,000 Speaker 1: this is fun. He reaches over while he's sucking me 927 00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,440 Speaker 1: and grabs a wipe and I'm like, okay, what is 928 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,080 Speaker 1: the white? Four? He takes the white and proceeds to 929 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,560 Speaker 1: wipe his ass to make sure that his ass has 930 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,399 Speaker 1: is as clean as possible, I guess, and literally, while 931 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,360 Speaker 1: he's sucking me He's wiping his ass with these wipes, 932 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,440 Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, this is different, but I guess 933 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,920 Speaker 1: I know what he's wanting to do. So he pulls 934 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,719 Speaker 1: the toy out of my vagina and his dick out 935 00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,880 Speaker 1: of my vagina, literally gets off from the side of 936 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:27,680 Speaker 1: the bed, pulls me, and then turns around and pushes 937 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:33,600 Speaker 1: my face into his ass. And literally I'm literally laying 938 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,680 Speaker 1: on the bed, so imagine you him. I'm laying on 939 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,600 Speaker 1: the bed now he's been over with. I got it 940 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,440 Speaker 1: in my face, okay, And I'm just like and his 941 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,359 Speaker 1: now hand is on the back of my head and 942 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,759 Speaker 1: he's stroking my dick. He's stroking his dick while my 943 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,319 Speaker 1: head is in his ass, and I'm like, okay, this 944 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,320 Speaker 1: isn't bad. I did get a little taste of the 945 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,439 Speaker 1: whites at first, but then it started tasting like skin, 946 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,600 Speaker 1: so it was like what it did? It did taste 947 00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,759 Speaker 1: like whites a little bit, and then I was like, okay, you, 948 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,439 Speaker 1: but it was clean and I liked it. You shut 949 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,239 Speaker 1: the funk up, little baby patter and shut up. No, 950 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,799 Speaker 1: it was hot, like free, thank you. I did like 951 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,279 Speaker 1: one of the whole wipes the other day with a 952 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:17,040 Speaker 1: coconut white and coconut. It was there. They're they're they're 953 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,359 Speaker 1: feminine wife, but there they smell like coconuts. I don't 954 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,040 Speaker 1: know if that makes sense, sorry, but anyway, Um, an 955 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,319 Speaker 1: hour later, this thing looked at me and said, have 956 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,719 Speaker 1: you been eating coconuts or I was like why, and 957 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:33,280 Speaker 1: he was like content like coconut mill. I was like, well, 958 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,000 Speaker 1: I knew his ass um was fragrant free um because he, 959 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,240 Speaker 1: you know, prepped it for me. Here is the kinky 960 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,160 Speaker 1: other thing that we did for the very first time. 961 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,480 Speaker 1: And I don't know the position that it's called, so 962 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if you can look it up. I 963 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,960 Speaker 1: called it the cross position, of course, with the Bible 964 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,400 Speaker 1: sitting on the night stand next to us, but it 965 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,879 Speaker 1: was out of it was out of the night stand. 966 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,440 Speaker 1: It was just there on top. So I called this 967 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,799 Speaker 1: the cross position. This was also the first time I 968 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,680 Speaker 1: had ever been sucked this way. So I'm laying down 969 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,880 Speaker 1: on my back and he gets on me perpendicular, okay, 970 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,680 Speaker 1: to fuck me perpendicular, as if literally his whole body 971 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:13,279 Speaker 1: is facing this way, my head is this way. Perpendicular. Perpendicular, perpendicular, 972 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,719 Speaker 1: you know what perpendicular? It took me a minute. So 973 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,400 Speaker 1: if you think about it, we are now at it. 974 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,640 Speaker 1: Look up perpendicular. I don't know what we're looking at, 975 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,440 Speaker 1: but I called it the crossbody. He was across my body. 976 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:31,480 Speaker 1: I did. I think I just type of perpendicular. It 977 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,320 Speaker 1: wasn't that. It was a perpendicular sex position, sex position perpendicular. 978 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,120 Speaker 1: I don't just pull up the word perpendicular so we 979 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,920 Speaker 1: can see it looks like it stops. You know when 980 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,520 Speaker 1: you come to a crossroad and there's four different directions 981 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,120 Speaker 1: and four stoplights, that's perpendicate. Everything is a ninety degree angle. 982 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:51,839 Speaker 1: That's why they want a cross body. So right here perpendicular. 983 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,279 Speaker 1: My head is right here, his head is right here, 984 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,799 Speaker 1: his dickens inside of my vagina. So he's sucking me 985 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,640 Speaker 1: at this point right just like that, And I'm like, damn, 986 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,840 Speaker 1: he hitting shipped differently. I ain't never been perpendicular like this, 987 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,919 Speaker 1: and so he fucking me perpendicular. He fucking me perpendicular. 988 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,320 Speaker 1: It's like the crossbody. We're gonna make it because I 989 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,600 Speaker 1: can't find it on motherfucking Google. None of these are. 990 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,360 Speaker 1: He's sucking me perpendicular. And do you know what I 991 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,279 Speaker 1: get to do? For the very first time because I 992 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,960 Speaker 1: got a little t rex arms right, So normally teach 993 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:26,160 Speaker 1: don't listen. Normally I can't reach from behind, but his 994 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,799 Speaker 1: ass is right on top now, so bitch mine you 995 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,640 Speaker 1: real quick. I had rhine stones in my goddamn hands, 996 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,279 Speaker 1: so I had to finger him with my ring finger 997 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,680 Speaker 1: because I didn't want the rhine stones to be left 998 00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,239 Speaker 1: in his booty. So I literally, while he's sucking me perpendicular, 999 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,719 Speaker 1: I take my little finger and I start fingering that 1000 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,440 Speaker 1: booty hole while he sucking me perpendicular, and I'm like, 1001 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,640 Speaker 1: with my ring finger right because I'm like, Okay, I'm 1002 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,360 Speaker 1: gonna be respectful and not get rhind stones suck in 1003 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,560 Speaker 1: your booty. So this was actually really hard to do, 1004 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,960 Speaker 1: but it made me so wet to know that I 1005 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,279 Speaker 1: could literally have my finger in his ass. Whall we 1006 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,600 Speaker 1: perpendent killer? Can someone add up how many times she 1007 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:10,319 Speaker 1: said perpendicular please hive us the perpendicular account you like, 1008 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,120 Speaker 1: if we do a drinking game, take a shot every 1009 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:18,160 Speaker 1: time she says perpendiculars you first off? Also, um, yeah, 1010 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,120 Speaker 1: so this whole time, and he sucked the shut out 1011 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,520 Speaker 1: of me. It was one of them niggas that. I 1012 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,200 Speaker 1: was like, man, you forgot, you forgot what it's like 1013 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,160 Speaker 1: and what we got done. I felt like I was 1014 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:32,000 Speaker 1: okay to go another quarter without having sex, so I 1015 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,479 Speaker 1: won't complain about not having sex for the next quarter 1016 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,319 Speaker 1: or for the next two or three months. But were 1017 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,880 Speaker 1: on tour online, I'm gonna get some dick. But it 1018 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,919 Speaker 1: was so good. Ladies, please let me know if you've 1019 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,520 Speaker 1: ever had dick so good you're like, oh, shoot, I'm 1020 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,560 Speaker 1: good for a while. I don't need sex like that. 1021 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:54,400 Speaker 1: That is what this sex got paid perpendicularly did for me. 1022 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,040 Speaker 1: Can I just tell you what? I just recorded many 1023 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,680 Speaker 1: for about fifty seconds, and I wrote the caption to 1024 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,759 Speaker 1: post this video not to my feet, which I don't 1025 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,200 Speaker 1: post on my feet a lot. I can't believe this 1026 00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,239 Speaker 1: is my perpendicular job. I'm literally going to buy my 1027 00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,959 Speaker 1: parents at home one day from the money of the show. 1028 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,080 Speaker 1: And what's crazier is this is how we're gonna make 1029 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:16,480 Speaker 1: it. It It will be on a perpendicular street. I'm telling 1030 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,400 Speaker 1: you you could go four ways. A perpendicular street is 1031 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,319 Speaker 1: going to be a stop sign at every corner. Look 1032 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,480 Speaker 1: at to first off, her reaction because she'd be coming 1033 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,400 Speaker 1: in here talking about blood cream pies eat and puts 1034 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,160 Speaker 1: the swapping ship and I just look at her like 1035 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,600 Speaker 1: I just looked at her like I know it's because 1036 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,439 Speaker 1: Mandy was like talking about how okay, you guys can't 1037 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,080 Speaker 1: see it. But Mandy starts talking about how he's moving 1038 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,720 Speaker 1: forward for her ass, and she comes across the table 1039 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,279 Speaker 1: and all I can picture is an ass in my face. 1040 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,360 Speaker 1: And so I'm like backing up like the baby Whites. 1041 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:59,759 Speaker 1: But what came off yea so shameful thing that how 1042 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,359 Speaker 1: fuck you all of you, Because for the last three months, 1043 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,200 Speaker 1: I've just been coming in here crying and mind you. 1044 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,680 Speaker 1: So I tweeted about this, but I tweeted about this 1045 00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:11,799 Speaker 1: experience and one of our listeners said, Honestly, Mandy, without Dick, 1046 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,359 Speaker 1: you were very philosophical. So it's gonna suck that we're 1047 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,640 Speaker 1: not gonna get those movements for you anymore. And so 1048 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,759 Speaker 1: I'm I'm really opening it up. So y'all wait till 1049 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,560 Speaker 1: I started sucking again a bit about how I literally 1050 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,080 Speaker 1: just was able to check new things off my sex list. Hey, 1051 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:32,600 Speaker 1: y'all really sit here laughing at me? Fully? Are you laughing? 1052 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,640 Speaker 1: I was definitely laughing, but I'm happy for you. See 1053 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,279 Speaker 1: what happens when you get par particularly listen it was 1054 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:43,200 Speaker 1: so great. Still count these up, guys? Um, what was 1055 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,240 Speaker 1: I also gonna say? I was recently thinking to myself 1056 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,279 Speaker 1: something I thought was funny. Um, so James shout out 1057 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 1: to James when I'm like, really good friends came on. 1058 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,600 Speaker 1: I think it was number twenty six. He did an 1059 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,120 Speaker 1: episode and he goes, you guys have horror phobia. You 1060 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,600 Speaker 1: guys are all about uh non king shaming, but shame 1061 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,160 Speaker 1: each other. And I was like, you know, this is 1062 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,320 Speaker 1: actually true for everything on this show, Like we really 1063 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,880 Speaker 1: do our best to not be shaming. We only shame 1064 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:13,920 Speaker 1: each other up. You'd be shaming diaper boy photographer. I 1065 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,480 Speaker 1: didn't show. So what why I can't just be trolling you. 1066 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,279 Speaker 1: I have to just troll you. I don't be shaming you. 1067 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,800 Speaker 1: Although you is Nancy for eating blood. That ship is 1068 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:28,560 Speaker 1: Nancy gonna hold you. I just watched v Wars. I know, 1069 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,120 Speaker 1: I like sci fi ship. It was like, no, it's 1070 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,080 Speaker 1: about vampires, science, right, I like sci fi science fiction. 1071 00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,319 Speaker 1: It's science. Fake fiction is fake. That's how he used 1072 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,279 Speaker 1: to no nonfiction from fiction actually did not even pant. 1073 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,160 Speaker 1: I just still thinking about her prediction is face nonfiction 1074 00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,440 Speaker 1: is non fake. Fiction is fake, and that's how used 1075 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,759 Speaker 1: to know what type of books and ship I like. 1076 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,200 Speaker 1: And so I like science fiction, so it's science fake. 1077 00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:00,279 Speaker 1: And it was about it was about vampires and they 1078 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,439 Speaker 1: like fed on blood, and I really, I really thought 1079 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:09,920 Speaker 1: of the whole time. Serious, right now, you'll do be 1080 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,520 Speaker 1: liking blood, bro, So this morning, suck it out. You 1081 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,080 Speaker 1: know you're bleeding late, Like, are you one of those 1082 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,920 Speaker 1: that like don't like blood? I just don't let blood 1083 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:25,120 Speaker 1: stop me from sucking. So I started my period yesterday. Okay, 1084 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,480 Speaker 1: So here's a little back story. I have been I 1085 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,600 Speaker 1: got back from Mexico or whatever. I don't know. Basically, 1086 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,680 Speaker 1: I've been home for like nine days and I've spent 1087 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,640 Speaker 1: eight of them with old Bay. Mind you. Me and 1088 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,240 Speaker 1: him were both talking about his boy who started dating Shorty. 1089 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,760 Speaker 1: He was like, this nigga have fallen in love in 1090 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,480 Speaker 1: the sixth days, talking about he cool or whatever, and 1091 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,600 Speaker 1: he and I were joking about it, and then I 1092 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,840 Speaker 1: looked at me and I was like, wow, like I've 1093 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,320 Speaker 1: really been at this nigga's house. And also like every 1094 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,520 Speaker 1: night that we're together it's this thing where it's like, 1095 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,560 Speaker 1: oh should I like, we both don't know how to say, 1096 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,320 Speaker 1: like it's weird because you're like, are we spending too 1097 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,240 Speaker 1: much time together? You know what I'm saying? What is it? 1098 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:08,560 Speaker 1: Friends were like angels, Oh fuck, wow, I want both 1099 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:13,640 Speaker 1: of you to suck my patron. That was the patron 1100 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:20,480 Speaker 1: show that we are. You'll really want to get into 1101 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,360 Speaker 1: the inside jokes that we may have. No, it's not funny. Okay, 1102 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:30,400 Speaker 1: well this is the on that episode. I listened to 1103 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,720 Speaker 1: myself and I was like, oh wow, this is bad. Oh, 1104 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,320 Speaker 1: because I was telling him about how emotional it got 1105 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,320 Speaker 1: and how it was a great episode, right, I was like, yeo, 1106 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,720 Speaker 1: Mandy shared this thing and people are responding. He's like, 1107 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,880 Speaker 1: oh I want to hear it. Oh yeah, you gotta 1108 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:47,000 Speaker 1: cut it off off the tip and the audio a day. 1109 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,360 Speaker 1: Look at this your bluetooth. So anyway, long story short, 1110 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,040 Speaker 1: last night was supposed to be the night that we 1111 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,080 Speaker 1: were separate. And I called then and I was like, yo, 1112 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,200 Speaker 1: I see a little bloom period about to start tomorrow, 1113 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,960 Speaker 1: and he would like, sound like started right now? I 1114 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,360 Speaker 1: like n It's like right. So I thought we were 1115 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,920 Speaker 1: gonna fuck we got too tired. This morning I wake up, 1116 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,960 Speaker 1: it's like full stream ahead, right. So I was like, yo, look, 1117 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,600 Speaker 1: he must have hurt his And I didn't even say 1118 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,960 Speaker 1: his name. Sorry, the nigga that just sucked me an 1119 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000 Speaker 1: automn in perpendicular ship. Yeah, he just texts me. Well, 1120 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,760 Speaker 1: he actually just called me. His name is definitely perpendicular. 1121 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,400 Speaker 1: So basically, this morning, I wake up, I'm bleeding right, 1122 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,040 Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay. So I said to him, like, yo, 1123 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,760 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gona stay over tonight because like 1124 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,240 Speaker 1: m I think I'm about to bleed a lot, like 1125 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,720 Speaker 1: I'm cramping a lot, and he was like, no, you 1126 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,960 Speaker 1: can't put a diaper on us, something like the fun. 1127 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,240 Speaker 1: So I'm like not, Like, I really feel like I 1128 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,520 Speaker 1: can't come over. And it's not because I feel like 1129 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bleed too much. It's because I'm absolutely gonna 1130 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:47,200 Speaker 1: want him to suck me. And I feel bad because 1131 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,200 Speaker 1: I know that not everybody's comfortable with it. We do 1132 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,120 Speaker 1: like a last day of my period funk. He's not 1133 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,720 Speaker 1: the type of nicket to go full day. But I 1134 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,840 Speaker 1: have a lot of cramps right now and I need 1135 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,960 Speaker 1: dick and I just don't want to get into our 1136 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:03,360 Speaker 1: first argument about me needing to be fucked the towel though, right, 1137 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,120 Speaker 1: so I said that ship when he was like, I 1138 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,440 Speaker 1: was like, we can still fun. He was like, niked, 1139 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,600 Speaker 1: we're not working out my sheets. I said, don't you 1140 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,440 Speaker 1: have them dark towels for a reason? And he gave 1141 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,800 Speaker 1: me this look like, bitch, you serious, dar, I'm like, towels. 1142 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,240 Speaker 1: I know now, I never want a dark towel when 1143 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,520 Speaker 1: I go to anyone's house. At this point, what are 1144 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,000 Speaker 1: they towel? Please? But what do you mean? What are 1145 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,880 Speaker 1: they for? They're not to lay down for nasty sex. 1146 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,360 Speaker 1: I guarantee that's what dark towels are not made. Can 1147 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,640 Speaker 1: I be totally honest here? I have bought like two 1148 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,240 Speaker 1: burgundy towels. All of my towels are white white because 1149 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,720 Speaker 1: I steal them from hotels. But honestly, you could have 1150 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:42,040 Speaker 1: just done the black. No, I just I don't know whatever. 1151 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,120 Speaker 1: But when I went into Target last and got my 1152 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,800 Speaker 1: two burgundy towels, I felt like anyone who comes over 1153 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:53,520 Speaker 1: knows that those, yeah, your py like this saint a 1154 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,960 Speaker 1: color scheme thing not to mention in my bathroom, Like 1155 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,800 Speaker 1: the towels, are rolled up and you can grab one 1156 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,440 Speaker 1: from the top. And so my homegirl came over. We 1157 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,920 Speaker 1: got fucking smacked and she was like, but I need 1158 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,960 Speaker 1: to take a shower. Where your towels. I'm like, they're up, 1159 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,200 Speaker 1: So she goes out. I'm like, don't use the reds 1160 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,520 Speaker 1: and she'll laugh. You're really discussed. You put your normal 1161 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,800 Speaker 1: towels with the burgundy towels. I'm not saying they were 1162 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,480 Speaker 1: bled on currently. I'm just saying that they have a purpose, 1163 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,640 Speaker 1: so I don't use them for regular bathing for me 1164 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,160 Speaker 1: to fuck on. Okay, guys, and if you guys decide 1165 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,080 Speaker 1: to funk on closer to the last day of your period, 1166 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,920 Speaker 1: maybe you should get brown towels. You're disgusting. Maybe you 1167 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:40,479 Speaker 1: so blood be turning brown towards I'm right, look at it. Okay, 1168 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,280 Speaker 1: we're not gonna have an own brakeing towel. Let's not 1169 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,840 Speaker 1: go through the colorpending on the cycle you're on. This 1170 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,000 Speaker 1: is fucking girls. I would just say, you know, I 1171 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,760 Speaker 1: really have no issue at all, Like I just don't 1172 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,400 Speaker 1: like it's just I just look up. I'll look at him. 1173 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,600 Speaker 1: I don't switch positions often on my period because I 1174 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,080 Speaker 1: don't want to like pull out and then see it, 1175 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,760 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But if it's in there 1176 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,040 Speaker 1: walking in there, are you freaked out by blood job? 1177 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:08,400 Speaker 1: Mandy is fucking freaked out. But also I've I've seen 1178 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,160 Speaker 1: this happened to my body before, I don't know, every month, 1179 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,640 Speaker 1: so it doesn't freak me out. I mean even when 1180 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,640 Speaker 1: my gums bleed when I brush my teeth and by 1181 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,560 Speaker 1: that too, you know. And honestly, I haven't sucked as 1182 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,200 Speaker 1: dick till he came yet, and I feel like now 1183 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do it this week. I'm gonna 1184 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,000 Speaker 1: be horny a ship, like I'm one of those dick 1185 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,040 Speaker 1: suckers where it's like, all right, my turn, Like I 1186 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,880 Speaker 1: want to sunk now. But yeah, I mean someone's gonna 1187 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,280 Speaker 1: have to sacrifice the towel, and if I need to 1188 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,360 Speaker 1: go buy a new one for him, I absolutely can 1189 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,480 Speaker 1: do that. I have no issues for everyone listening to 1190 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,800 Speaker 1: the show who is friends of Wheezy. Just now, I 1191 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:48,920 Speaker 1: don't use her goddamn towel. Bring your own cow, you 1192 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,400 Speaker 1: ain't shi all right, So we're gonna get into the 1193 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,520 Speaker 1: horrible decision, guys, We're gonna go down. No, we're gonna 1194 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,000 Speaker 1: do some of the We're gonna round up of the 1195 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,040 Speaker 1: weirdest kinks that we may or may not have left 1196 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,800 Speaker 1: out over the last three years. This is bitch, you 1197 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,400 Speaker 1: are the horrible decision. No, you shut the goddamn hell 1198 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,600 Speaker 1: Love that was actually part of our last kink of 1199 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,120 Speaker 1: the week. We're gonna go. He wants to hit this outline. 1200 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,520 Speaker 1: That's why I do want to hit this guy in 1201 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,640 Speaker 1: that line. We won't have time. I'll just tell you 1202 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,640 Speaker 1: were to do this. You shut three times? Can can 1203 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,560 Speaker 1: you meet her? Mike? Thank you actually the hour and 1204 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,600 Speaker 1: didn't hit the horrible decision. For this week, we are 1205 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,880 Speaker 1: going to round up the weirdest kinks that we may 1206 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,600 Speaker 1: or may not have left out over the years. Um, 1207 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,560 Speaker 1: I am going to do this alphabetically. Um. It's only 1208 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,560 Speaker 1: a few of them, so a pot and I want 1209 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,920 Speaker 1: you to guess what they are. Don't look at the 1210 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:37,360 Speaker 1: guy outline. I'm not okay. I know you're not. You 1211 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,720 Speaker 1: don't give a funk about that line. That's why I 1212 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:44,920 Speaker 1: know you're not looking. So it is a pot potem 1213 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:52,720 Speaker 1: no failure, pots no failure. Yes, a pot potem no failure. 1214 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:58,960 Speaker 1: YEA what you think it is not weed because pot 1215 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:06,760 Speaker 1: some body part, yes, or like thereof It is the 1216 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,720 Speaker 1: arousal to oneself as an amputee. Oh my god, Oh 1217 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,200 Speaker 1: you you're getting good. We ain't gonna learn this ship 1218 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,400 Speaker 1: no more because we're gonna be done with it. You're 1219 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,520 Speaker 1: getting good. Three years later, bitch, you don't get an 1220 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:23,200 Speaker 1: episode with Ashley who was in a wheelchair. Okay, so 1221 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,320 Speaker 1: the next one is and again, this is something that's 1222 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,480 Speaker 1: just so weird. It's just like we just never brought 1223 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:34,080 Speaker 1: it the funk up chasmophilia or chasmophilia, I don't know. 1224 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,800 Speaker 1: I think it's like the chastity thing. So it's like 1225 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,560 Speaker 1: an attraction to like fucking versions or people that can't fuck, 1226 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,840 Speaker 1: or maybe the cage fuck. Oh no, you're wrong. So 1227 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:49,320 Speaker 1: this is this is the arousal to caverns, crevices and valleys, 1228 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:54,240 Speaker 1: right that. But so I was thinking, is it crevices 1229 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,800 Speaker 1: like the Grand Canyon or like when a bitch got rolled? 1230 01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,520 Speaker 1: I think it's like when you like to fucking armpit? 1231 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:04,720 Speaker 1: Oh okay, actual place or can it be something? Can 1232 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,520 Speaker 1: a valley being a person? Is something on your body? 1233 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,439 Speaker 1: Can something on your body be described as a Valley. 1234 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,840 Speaker 1: If it isn't we got to cut this out because 1235 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,120 Speaker 1: it sounds dumbstuck. No, I want them to hear you 1236 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,760 Speaker 1: sound dumb as fuck you because many knows is it 1237 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,840 Speaker 1: or isn't it? But that's why we're google in. It 1238 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,320 Speaker 1: doesn't seem like it. Okay, so we're talking about the 1239 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:29,240 Speaker 1: Grand Canyon. Got damn it. But crevice makes sense like crevice, 1240 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:35,040 Speaker 1: but caverns and the cavern like cavern is a cave, 1241 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,960 Speaker 1: but not in my pussy. It would just be between 1242 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,120 Speaker 1: the thought your pussy is like a cave. There's different 1243 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,120 Speaker 1: walls inside the cave. The baseball mountains specifically, I've heard 1244 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,120 Speaker 1: I really like that analogy. So the next one, let's 1245 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,200 Speaker 1: see if you get this one this again. Guys, these 1246 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,960 Speaker 1: are ones that were just like us bringing this up. 1247 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,520 Speaker 1: What the fund is this? This one I'm interested to 1248 01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:57,120 Speaker 1: know if you know, is climacophilia the eyeball looking one. Nope, No, 1249 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that. This one we haven't had yet, 1250 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,120 Speaker 1: so stop thinking it's we had to amputee one. I 1251 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:05,960 Speaker 1: think I wasn't here for that, bitch, So that's why 1252 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:09,080 Speaker 1: I I don't remember talking about it. Take you guess 1253 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,880 Speaker 1: climate coach aphilia. It's like weather. Oh so you thought 1254 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:16,640 Speaker 1: I said climate, No, nigga, I said climbate cofield climate. 1255 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:24,920 Speaker 1: I love how Mandy acts anyway, Like what is it 1256 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:29,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna guess? So this one guy stealing ship like 1257 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:34,200 Speaker 1: a club a club field, I ain't say none of that. 1258 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,320 Speaker 1: So this one, guys, is really weird. And I want 1259 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,880 Speaker 1: to warn anyone at home who tries this. This is 1260 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:44,080 Speaker 1: the arousal to falling downstairs. Oh I saw this to 1261 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,320 Speaker 1: be dangerous if you get into again the rabbit hole 1262 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,360 Speaker 1: on porn hub. This is the thing, and people do also, 1263 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,560 Speaker 1: um fuck on stairs a lot, But there's some sort 1264 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,680 Speaker 1: of arousal to falling down the stairs. Now, you know, 1265 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,760 Speaker 1: we can't don't put porn help up on because the 1266 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:04,520 Speaker 1: YouTube not put it up No, because we can't minitize already, 1267 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,480 Speaker 1: don't minitize because we say nigger ship, retard missie, all 1268 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,360 Speaker 1: this bullshit hold on and we never gonna get money 1269 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,920 Speaker 1: on you stupid paid from YouTube. So I know, right, 1270 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:20,080 Speaker 1: I mean, calm down, You couldn down if y'all look 1271 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,720 Speaker 1: it up, look up falling down air organ Well. I 1272 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,880 Speaker 1: found big boob team fuck him so hard he falls downstairs, 1273 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:30,480 Speaker 1: so I can't find something that is that is I'm 1274 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,360 Speaker 1: telling you there's rabbit holes to end up on. You 1275 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:36,000 Speaker 1: just have to word it right. The next one, i'm 1276 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,320 Speaker 1: I'm interested in any of y'all know Again another word 1277 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,000 Speaker 1: one say, I don't want to go back in the 1278 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:43,760 Speaker 1: directors tigress. But if you put downstairs that's actually calm, 1279 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,360 Speaker 1: then there's close to this ship. Because because I see 1280 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,680 Speaker 1: someone people falling down because their tips are too big, 1281 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:53,160 Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Yeah, well you know people cute paraplegic 1282 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:57,800 Speaker 1: wheels downstairs listen, But it's some ship, bro, It's some 1283 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,640 Speaker 1: goddamn ship. If y'all have a long right where maybe 1284 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:04,240 Speaker 1: you just can't fall asleep, this is something I recommend. 1285 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,440 Speaker 1: It's fine, keep calling to suck my dick listening downstairs. No, 1286 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,080 Speaker 1: that is not about falling downstairs. Um. The next one, 1287 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:19,000 Speaker 1: i'm click uh, y'all know lithophilia lithium noum let, theophilia, 1288 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:26,880 Speaker 1: lithophilia littlet though like a muscle something. No, this one 1289 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:30,880 Speaker 1: is the arousal to stone and gravel. So I did 1290 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,600 Speaker 1: think about this because there was this one point I 1291 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,000 Speaker 1: just watched and it was sucking in a car garage, 1292 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:39,320 Speaker 1: and technically there's a lot of right doesn't does mean 1293 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,920 Speaker 1: stone Again, you gotta think of the Latin root, bitch, 1294 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,360 Speaker 1: the Latin root, because do it, Betty. Look here I'm saying, 1295 01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:50,680 Speaker 1: so maybe Latin root of these words Mattie Hards were 1296 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,519 Speaker 1: making me think I speak one languay and learning ely. 1297 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,880 Speaker 1: I hate you so much. So we have three more 1298 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,160 Speaker 1: Melissa philia and no, it has nothing to do with 1299 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:08,799 Speaker 1: Melissa's hold on Melissa philia. Melissa philia malice, No, bitch, 1300 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,519 Speaker 1: that is not how to let it rude. Ship works. 1301 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,599 Speaker 1: So Melissa philia for those of you who are curious, 1302 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,520 Speaker 1: or maybe your name is Melissa, it is the arousal 1303 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:21,880 Speaker 1: two bees and wasps. Now, I know we talked about 1304 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:28,200 Speaker 1: right now, but keepers that met nobody beekeepers. Kay, so 1305 01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,000 Speaker 1: you got Anna and you got Marcella. How did they 1306 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:36,640 Speaker 1: talk through WhatsApp translator? You're lying, bro. It's one of 1307 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,200 Speaker 1: the funniest scenes ever because basically they had to break 1308 01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,480 Speaker 1: up because his parents he's from Turkey, he moved to Wisconsin. 1309 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,920 Speaker 1: His parents don't know she had a kids. She's like, 1310 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,160 Speaker 1: if you don't tell him to have kids, we're not 1311 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,439 Speaker 1: getting married. So He told the family she had kids, 1312 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,919 Speaker 1: and they're breaking up through and crying over what'sapp translator. 1313 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:56,400 Speaker 1: She's like what ah, and then he starts crying. But 1314 01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:58,920 Speaker 1: they met on a beekeeper group on Facebook, and I 1315 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,280 Speaker 1: think it was a beekeepers sex group, because no for 1316 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,880 Speaker 1: that would make sense. I just can't see just beekeeper group. 1317 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,360 Speaker 1: Like the feeling. I wonder if it's the buzzing, if 1318 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:13,639 Speaker 1: it's the colors about them, if they include honey, because 1319 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,040 Speaker 1: I do like honey. I put a honey on the dick. 1320 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:19,840 Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you. So the last one, um, 1321 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,840 Speaker 1: I wonder if we've had I think we may have 1322 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,320 Speaker 1: talked about these last two ones. Neb you lophilia. You 1323 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:31,880 Speaker 1: know what that one is? Neb nebula philia. You're close, 1324 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:36,360 Speaker 1: You're not really close, You're you're like aliens warm. No, 1325 01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:39,479 Speaker 1: it's not aliens um. So it is the arousal to fog? 1326 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,960 Speaker 1: How is how I mean? Because that's like Climmant and 1327 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,040 Speaker 1: ship stars and he said stars they sound like sci 1328 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:54,120 Speaker 1: Fick you done? You finished? Actually a lot of sci 1329 01:10:54,200 --> 01:11:02,280 Speaker 1: fi shows do start off and it be fogging. See 1330 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,280 Speaker 1: like you know how we talked about shaving, controlling fake 1331 01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:14,080 Speaker 1: because I think this is shaving means fake. She's doing 1332 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:19,120 Speaker 1: right now, but she's making judge. It's judge, goddamnit. And 1333 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,200 Speaker 1: the last one is um stych ophilia, which is the 1334 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:26,400 Speaker 1: arousal to the thought of hell fire and damnation. And 1335 01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:29,400 Speaker 1: I attached that to maybe fucking these niggas with Devil Dick, 1336 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,360 Speaker 1: because I feel like we're going back dealing with niggas 1337 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,800 Speaker 1: we shouldn't and it should be a sin, which means 1338 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,120 Speaker 1: we're going to hell if we continue sucking this motherfucker. 1339 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,880 Speaker 1: So that is the last of the King of the Week. 1340 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:44,439 Speaker 1: Do you want to run through a homemail or what? What? 1341 01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:47,360 Speaker 1: What's our man in? Mark? Baby, we're pretty far, we're 1342 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,519 Speaker 1: a I mean, we could do this wholemail if you 1343 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:57,720 Speaker 1: we didn't get camera to do. So this homemail um 1344 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,760 Speaker 1: is fairly long, but it's I'm gonna read it to 1345 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:03,360 Speaker 1: where y'all like I can grasp what's what's going on? 1346 01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:07,240 Speaker 1: But her question is where it's just like, bitch, we'll see. 1347 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:12,519 Speaker 1: So the title is here for the Dick No Drama. Hi, 1348 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,320 Speaker 1: Weezy and Mandy. I love your show and listen to 1349 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,519 Speaker 1: you how every day at work, I'm obsessed weezy, you're 1350 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,360 Speaker 1: my frame and think you're hilarious. I don't think she's 1351 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,360 Speaker 1: that funny, but cool. I wanted I wanted to share 1352 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,800 Speaker 1: my story and maybe get some of you So was 1353 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:29,559 Speaker 1: that was that shady and a lot of people find 1354 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,839 Speaker 1: it funny? See here you our word back in. Anyways, 1355 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,920 Speaker 1: I wanted to share my story and maybe get some 1356 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,360 Speaker 1: of your input on the situation. So, guys, this is 1357 01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:40,840 Speaker 1: one of those very long emails, but not too long, 1358 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,240 Speaker 1: but you guys need to hear these details. So I'm 1359 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,360 Speaker 1: gonna read it so that y'all can follow along. So 1360 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,080 Speaker 1: I am thirty one and happily married as a newlywed. 1361 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,479 Speaker 1: We've been swinging for a few years now, and it 1362 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,720 Speaker 1: took over a year to get comfortable and really open 1363 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:56,000 Speaker 1: up with the lifestyle. But now we are secure with 1364 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:58,800 Speaker 1: each other and ourselves, and the way we approached the 1365 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:03,240 Speaker 1: lifestyle is open communication and full transparency. When we first 1366 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,640 Speaker 1: started the lifestyle, we went to a sex club with 1367 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:08,519 Speaker 1: my best friend and her boyfriend, slash baby Daddy. We 1368 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,719 Speaker 1: had no idea what it was or what to expect. 1369 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,840 Speaker 1: We just thought we were all sexual people and it 1370 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,840 Speaker 1: sounds like fun. We did nothing with each other that 1371 01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,920 Speaker 1: night and just laughed about the experience we had. After 1372 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,160 Speaker 1: that exposure, we slowly started to get comfortable and wrap 1373 01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:25,040 Speaker 1: our heads around the idea of swinging, did some research, 1374 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,960 Speaker 1: kept talking about it, and eventually we fucked beside each 1375 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,960 Speaker 1: other at one point. Then went to more sex clubs 1376 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,760 Speaker 1: together and did some soft swaps, but didn't really full 1377 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,720 Speaker 1: swap until over a year after the first sex club experience. 1378 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,360 Speaker 1: We did four SOMs, threesomes, and we even did girl 1379 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,559 Speaker 1: on girl, which was mostly for the guys to get 1380 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,439 Speaker 1: turned on, but it was still super hot and we 1381 01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:46,920 Speaker 1: both liked it. Fast forward to mid nineteen, my best 1382 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:50,439 Speaker 1: friend who was supposed to be my rider die bitch. 1383 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,240 Speaker 1: We literally talked every day to each other and everything, 1384 01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:56,880 Speaker 1: and I had a falling out. She was also my 1385 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,400 Speaker 1: bridesmaid in my wedding. She didn't end up going to 1386 01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:03,320 Speaker 1: my um wedding. She even convinced another bride's maid who 1387 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,800 Speaker 1: was close with me, not to go to my wedding 1388 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:08,439 Speaker 1: as well. Because of the fallout. We didn't even really 1389 01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,920 Speaker 1: hash it out and haven't spoken to each other since. 1390 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,479 Speaker 1: After all that drama and after the wedding, she ready 1391 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:19,799 Speaker 1: calmed down. Her boyfriend slash baby Daddy and my husband 1392 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:23,160 Speaker 1: still remained friends because the guys think that girl drama 1393 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:27,120 Speaker 1: is stupid and don't give a funk about uh wait 1394 01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:31,040 Speaker 1: and don't give a funk and would time waiting. From 1395 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,120 Speaker 1: time to time will meet up and smoke blunts and whatever. 1396 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:37,679 Speaker 1: So recently my husband had to grab off her baby 1397 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:40,479 Speaker 1: Daddy and asked me to come along and smoke a 1398 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:43,240 Speaker 1: blunt with them. Her baby Daddy brought up how he 1399 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,040 Speaker 1: used to swing and how fun it was and how 1400 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,800 Speaker 1: much he missed all the ship that we used to 1401 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:52,800 Speaker 1: do Niga. He even suggested at this point him and 1402 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:55,280 Speaker 1: my ex best friend are not together, she says, but 1403 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:58,559 Speaker 1: he even suggested that we have a threesome. And I 1404 01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,800 Speaker 1: felt weird about it because of the whole situation with 1405 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,120 Speaker 1: his baby mom being my ex best friend. It also 1406 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,519 Speaker 1: seems complicated and I didn't want the drama. Did they 1407 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:10,960 Speaker 1: already fuck it? Anyways, this is where we come in, 1408 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,360 Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like before, Yes, they ended up 1409 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:20,080 Speaker 1: doing a full spot before. Anyways, my whole ass decided 1410 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,040 Speaker 1: to d m him that same night around one to 1411 01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:25,800 Speaker 1: two am. Here she goes, I've been drinking with one 1412 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,639 Speaker 1: of my girlfriends. I was thinking about it all night, 1413 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,800 Speaker 1: and of course he was down. He came through. We 1414 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,920 Speaker 1: fucked when my man came home, and we did our 1415 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,960 Speaker 1: thing and we had a crazy and amazing, wild ass threesome. 1416 01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:39,400 Speaker 1: I just want to add that I knew it was wrong, 1417 01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:41,439 Speaker 1: but that's what made me want to do it even more. 1418 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,200 Speaker 1: It turned beyond knowing that I'm sucking your baby daddy 1419 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:48,640 Speaker 1: and don't even know bitch. Plus bucked over when it 1420 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,479 Speaker 1: was my wedding, the most important day of my life, 1421 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:52,400 Speaker 1: and you couldn't be there because you're a selfish ass bitch. 1422 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:55,519 Speaker 1: And we've been friends for over fifteen years. Her friends 1423 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:58,559 Speaker 1: friends share podcast. Is she gonna hear this? I don't 1424 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:03,200 Speaker 1: know at Oh, so here's the question. Am I funked 1425 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,920 Speaker 1: up for fucking her baby daddy? We are still d 1426 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,400 Speaker 1: m each other and are wanting to do it again. 1427 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,320 Speaker 1: Should I stop now before things take a left turn? 1428 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:15,280 Speaker 1: Or do it again? Thanks for listening, ladies. Might I 1429 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:22,320 Speaker 1: add his dick is big and good and good. Thanks 1430 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:26,200 Speaker 1: for listening. I won't add the ps um and perpendiction. 1431 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:30,720 Speaker 1: Uh why don't you have the ps Oh wait, never mind, 1432 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,559 Speaker 1: she said, p S If you do decide to read 1433 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,599 Speaker 1: this ship. Can you make sure it's the podcast that's 1434 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:39,480 Speaker 1: on the Apple podcast apps? Her best friend probably goddamns 1435 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,960 Speaker 1: your loyal avid listener. Well, bitch, I don't know how 1436 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,559 Speaker 1: loyal you are now. I don't know if you're listening 1437 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:50,120 Speaker 1: to the show. Be honest, you have to be honest. 1438 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:55,160 Speaker 1: That's what the show was about. Honesty. Horrible. And you 1439 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,120 Speaker 1: think because they fun before, it's okay that she's sucking 1440 01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:05,080 Speaker 1: him still, But what okay? There is this? Do you 1441 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,719 Speaker 1: know why? I feel like di feel like she's doing 1442 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,479 Speaker 1: it obviously, but she said that the dick is big 1443 01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:12,960 Speaker 1: and good too, so she's also still getting enjoyment out 1444 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,440 Speaker 1: of it. I'll tell you, as someone who's had threesomes 1445 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,760 Speaker 1: with someone where years I joined someone or I had 1446 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,479 Speaker 1: someone joined me in a threesome. If those two went 1447 01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:26,120 Speaker 1: out outside of the threesome, you know model that we 1448 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,680 Speaker 1: introduced all of each other too. I do feel some 1449 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,200 Speaker 1: type of way it's a different thing because her man's 1450 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,920 Speaker 1: friends with him. It's someone that's already been in her life. 1451 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,479 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to have a nigga that's gonna 1452 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,200 Speaker 1: let you get fucked by another nigga. Not many other 1453 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,519 Speaker 1: people are gonna stay what you look like? No, why 1454 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,400 Speaker 1: you always want to say that? Why? But why you 1455 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,600 Speaker 1: want to see? What? It matter? What? A matter? What? 1456 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,160 Speaker 1: She don't need a visual. I make my own the 1457 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,559 Speaker 1: same way when I read goddamn all these sex books. 1458 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:54,640 Speaker 1: I create my own. I want to know what that 1459 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,840 Speaker 1: nigga looks like. I ain't gonna lie. That's why she said, 1460 01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,400 Speaker 1: can you please post it to the half? She said, 1461 01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:04,080 Speaker 1: so I wont Now it is kind of wrong you 1462 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,320 Speaker 1: think you think it's so. Here's the thing. I don't 1463 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,840 Speaker 1: know why they fell out, but I will at least 1464 01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,920 Speaker 1: say this. I think that this is a high level 1465 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:17,360 Speaker 1: of like maliciousness and pettiness. When actually, can I say that? 1466 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,680 Speaker 1: Because you did pull people out of her wedding? She did, 1467 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:26,120 Speaker 1: and that's the most and a wedding without two people 1468 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,600 Speaker 1: just like that, we're supposed to be a part of 1469 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,639 Speaker 1: the wedding. That's a lot. It's the same level of petty. 1470 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,160 Speaker 1: So you think that as long as you match the 1471 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,000 Speaker 1: level of petty, we can excuse it. I want to know, 1472 01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:37,719 Speaker 1: because this is the rational you've given. If you match 1473 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:43,840 Speaker 1: the petty, it's okay, um, I'll say, I'll say to 1474 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:47,479 Speaker 1: me Um, I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying, like, 1475 01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:50,960 Speaker 1: I just think that if you and your husband are 1476 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:54,280 Speaker 1: in this you know, realm to where you're swinging of 1477 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,800 Speaker 1: all the niggas, you can go get another nigga. You 1478 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,759 Speaker 1: can go to a sex club and find another partner. 1479 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,320 Speaker 1: To me, it is is just malicious. And if they 1480 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,320 Speaker 1: said that they don't want to get in between girls ship, 1481 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,400 Speaker 1: I think it's petty also for your husband to even 1482 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,760 Speaker 1: agree to do this. Personally, I think that if you 1483 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,600 Speaker 1: wanted to stay out of girl drama, this, if it 1484 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,960 Speaker 1: gets out, is now going to involve everybody in this 1485 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,160 Speaker 1: girl drama. So as men, if you don't want to 1486 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,320 Speaker 1: be involved in girls ship, to me, this is something 1487 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,120 Speaker 1: that if it gets out, y'all are now a part 1488 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:27,280 Speaker 1: of the goddamn pettiness drama. Nous because y'all shouldn't have 1489 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:29,880 Speaker 1: done this ship either. But I think she wants the petty. 1490 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,599 Speaker 1: I think the pettiness right, what is just like God damn, 1491 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:36,000 Speaker 1: I wanted told Well, she's married and been doing this 1492 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,719 Speaker 1: for a while, so I would assume maybe early thirties, 1493 01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,200 Speaker 1: my thirties, that's most of our demographic. The pettiness is 1494 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:48,720 Speaker 1: the lube is shut, she said, that's the part that 1495 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,880 Speaker 1: turns her on. I'm not saying it's a good thing. 1496 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:55,439 Speaker 1: I'm just saying I want to ask you, have you 1497 01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:58,960 Speaker 1: ever had sex out of spite and it felt good? Though? 1498 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,439 Speaker 1: Because so I've had so I've had, like I know, 1499 01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:07,320 Speaker 1: even a mutual friend of ours. When her and the 1500 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,599 Speaker 1: nigga broke up, I feel like he tried to funk 1501 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,320 Speaker 1: all of her friends. And I felt like he only 1502 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:12,519 Speaker 1: tried to funk all of us. And I think he 1503 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:14,760 Speaker 1: even tried to fuck you fuck me trying to funk 1504 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:21,120 Speaker 1: all of us out of spite. Who oh he did? 1505 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:26,320 Speaker 1: And so to me, look was a silence he did. 1506 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:29,320 Speaker 1: But even with him trying to come onto us, I 1507 01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,960 Speaker 1: knew you just trying to fuck us to make her 1508 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,120 Speaker 1: feel bad. I just want to know. Here's the thing, 1509 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,600 Speaker 1: I actually don't care about, like sharing niggas, Like I 1510 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,639 Speaker 1: don't care, I don't care about sharing niggas, but don't 1511 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,439 Speaker 1: as out a spite is different than I was gonna say, 1512 01:20:42,439 --> 01:20:47,880 Speaker 1: a spiteful fuck. No, you know what that happened to 1513 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:57,920 Speaker 1: me though, because so I was like, and I found 1514 01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:59,880 Speaker 1: did you know that? No? I didn't know that bitch 1515 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,920 Speaker 1: tell me how that friends and I ain't know that 1516 01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,000 Speaker 1: that ship came out on an accident and it was 1517 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:08,600 Speaker 1: I was like what so so I was like, okay, 1518 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,639 Speaker 1: I know that happened because there was an old trick 1519 01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,080 Speaker 1: that I fucked and I was like, okay, well maybe 1520 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:18,479 Speaker 1: that's why. But I was like, well mine wasn't spite, 1521 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,040 Speaker 1: so does it wait the same? So that's so that's 1522 01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:24,360 Speaker 1: what I wanted to ask. Because they're doing it in secret? 1523 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,840 Speaker 1: Is it really out of spite? If the other person 1524 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:29,479 Speaker 1: doesn't know? How how do you feel like you're doing 1525 01:21:29,479 --> 01:21:34,080 Speaker 1: it in spite? Yeah, because we're not. Do you believe 1526 01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,520 Speaker 1: this because you got the one up? That's all that counts. 1527 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:39,840 Speaker 1: It's either you don't need to fucking know, but like 1528 01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:41,960 Speaker 1: I know, like that's the one up I got on you, 1529 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,200 Speaker 1: which is crazy because I feel like that's where if 1530 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,439 Speaker 1: you bring up the one up, that's where a lot 1531 01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:49,320 Speaker 1: of we've had the conversations to where you let your 1532 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:52,760 Speaker 1: man know who you other part about it? Is it 1533 01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:56,240 Speaker 1: spightful when one they've already done it, her baby daddy 1534 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,479 Speaker 1: knows about it? Like you got a whole nigga. I 1535 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:02,639 Speaker 1: don't know I've sleep it's broken up now, the baby 1536 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:06,360 Speaker 1: daddy up part accounts. But so I think there's the 1537 01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:09,479 Speaker 1: thing that is a big deal here, and it's how 1538 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,160 Speaker 1: much of a friend should I be when you're not 1539 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,800 Speaker 1: my friend anymore? That is really what it comes down to. 1540 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,320 Speaker 1: I think the biggest deal that we could do that 1541 01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:20,920 Speaker 1: as people is just not tell secrets, Like I don't 1542 01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:24,360 Speaker 1: think it's fair to when you stop being friends, tell secrets. 1543 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,120 Speaker 1: I'll do than that. I kind of don't care, and 1544 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,519 Speaker 1: I really expect much more because to me, if I 1545 01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:33,160 Speaker 1: was your friend when I told you something, please at 1546 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,519 Speaker 1: least keep that part private, you know what I mean, Like, 1547 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,400 Speaker 1: even if you hate me now, at least hold up 1548 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,080 Speaker 1: to that part. Other than that, I kind don't care 1549 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,160 Speaker 1: about anything else, and I don't expect anything from anyone. 1550 01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:44,559 Speaker 1: The only thing I expect is just don't tell secrets. 1551 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,479 Speaker 1: You can tell people you hate me, you can tell 1552 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,519 Speaker 1: people whatever. But like, if there's really in depth ship, 1553 01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:54,080 Speaker 1: then that her question was subjective, but she even said 1554 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:59,480 Speaker 1: my hoo asked, so are you wrong subjectively? Yes, um, 1555 01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:02,599 Speaker 1: but one may not think you're wrong either because you know, 1556 01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,360 Speaker 1: tip for tech. Before we get out of here, I 1557 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,800 Speaker 1: do want to let you guys know we are approaching 1558 01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:14,439 Speaker 1: our March shows, So come and pull up Charlotte March 1559 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:18,800 Speaker 1: three fourth, I'm lying. March fourth we're at We are 1560 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:24,439 Speaker 1: in Charlotte, North Carolina. Then March seven, we are in Orlando, Florida, 1561 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,920 Speaker 1: our hometown. 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This 1590 01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:59,000 Speaker 1: has been yet another episode of Horborle Decisions by We 1591 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,320 Speaker 1: know you're s can You're really good at it, period, 1592 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:04,040 Speaker 1: but I want people to know that you educated like us, 1593 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:06,120 Speaker 1: So go ahead and let the people know what you're 1594 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,040 Speaker 1: doing now. Yeah. Sure, So I just started offering coaching 1595 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,960 Speaker 1: sessions online, so I'm not doing therapy online as well, 1596 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,720 Speaker 1: face to face, right, which I've already been doing. And 1597 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:17,679 Speaker 1: then I've also literally just started within the last month 1598 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:21,800 Speaker 1: the beginning process of my nonprofit, which will be a 1599 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,120 Speaker 1: mental health center that is like really focused on black 1600 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:28,160 Speaker 1: folks and sex workers. But we're gonna be offering like therapy, 1601 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:32,639 Speaker 1: holistic services, massage, acupuncture, breaky all the type of ship, 1602 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,439 Speaker 1: and we're gonna offer free s CD and HIV services. 1603 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:40,240 Speaker 1: That's really I just want to like a free clinic. Yeah, 1604 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:44,120 Speaker 1: because what was your experience, Like, I mean, it was rough, 1605 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,479 Speaker 1: to be honest, It's terrible, right, I really was like 1606 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,760 Speaker 1: I'll just pay them money, but I don't want to 1607 01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,840 Speaker 1: say it like that, but like, no, be honest, you know, 1608 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,400 Speaker 1: I want to be a part of why I'm starting 1609 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:58,599 Speaker 1: this like center is because like I mean, obviously I'm 1610 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,479 Speaker 1: very open and comfortable and like, oh my god, just 1611 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,519 Speaker 1: test me because I'd be sucking dick. But like I 1612 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,799 Speaker 1: feel like when I also go to these like free clinics, 1613 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:07,519 Speaker 1: I'm experienced them. I'm experiencing them from the perspective of 1614 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:11,559 Speaker 1: what a regular person who is not literally didn't even 1615 01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:16,760 Speaker 1: get seen. So I went in it like writing hours, right, 1616 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,439 Speaker 1: Like I have people nice, are they polite? Curious. Are 1617 01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:24,080 Speaker 1: they friendly? Are they welcoming right you? Are they making 1618 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:28,519 Speaker 1: you feel okay? No, it's more so like everybody has 1619 01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,639 Speaker 1: pity on you. Because so I went to the NYC 1620 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:34,599 Speaker 1: Free Clinic. It's on fourteen think, um, sorry, but one 1621 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:37,559 Speaker 1: floor is an insurance one floor isn't right. And it's 1622 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:40,120 Speaker 1: just like they just fucking know they separate, like who's 1623 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:42,240 Speaker 1: paying with insurance and who's paying out a pocket that's 1624 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:46,599 Speaker 1: already that's already. That's like, bitch you on a pocket 1625 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,559 Speaker 1: you can you don't even have insurance, you probably shouldn't 1626 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:52,639 Speaker 1: be fucking you. And that's the other problem with it. 1627 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:56,000 Speaker 1: It's like you're watching them other people being prioritized because 1628 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,800 Speaker 1: they're sharing the same doctors. So I couldn't even finish 1629 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,920 Speaker 1: the day out and I was like, look, it's the lady. 1630 01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,960 Speaker 1: I was like, I recently did a CBC complete, but 1631 01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:05,240 Speaker 1: check out whatever. I was like, I just need a urine, 1632 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,240 Speaker 1: Like can I just pean a cup in your analysis? 1633 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:08,880 Speaker 1: And she's like no, like it has to be a 1634 01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:12,040 Speaker 1: whole process. I'm really sorry. So then I called a 1635 01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:14,360 Speaker 1: place that I used to go walk in clinic. Um, 1636 01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:16,840 Speaker 1: it's one fifty to get your whole check up whatever. Right, 1637 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:20,880 Speaker 1: if I want them to send the results, then it's 1638 01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,160 Speaker 1: at also a different costs. One fifty is just to 1639 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,759 Speaker 1: piss in the cup and be seen. No, that's crazy. 1640 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,800 Speaker 1: It is crazy. It's crazy, but like so I know 1641 01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:28,960 Speaker 1: I can get it in and out, so I'm gonna 1642 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:31,240 Speaker 1: do it right. But the whole the whole thing is 1643 01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,720 Speaker 1: like someone who is like not comfortable with their sexuality 1644 01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:36,120 Speaker 1: and getting tested and their sexual health and then going 1645 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,960 Speaker 1: to a place and they have to wait all day 1646 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,639 Speaker 1: and it's like we gotta PREDI extra. It's just they're 1647 01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:43,960 Speaker 1: not going and keeping people' not even gonna go. I'm 1648 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:46,200 Speaker 1: just not going to get tested. And that's like going 1649 01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:51,320 Speaker 1: against the whole. Pointer was on a bus. I walked 1650 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:55,240 Speaker 1: by this fucking when you made that Judges, it was 1651 01:27:55,360 --> 01:28:03,479 Speaker 1: negative no no, no, like yeah, and I legit was 1652 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:07,599 Speaker 1: leaving the gym. I saw the bus and I was like, yeah, yeah, 1653 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:09,960 Speaker 1: the bus is normally the test, and I just said, 1654 01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:14,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck it, it's a prick. It's twenty man. 1655 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:19,280 Speaker 1: I thought about every dirty tea. They have HIV test 1656 01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,679 Speaker 1: now that are literally like one two minutes, so they're 1657 01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:24,360 Speaker 1: like switching over from this like twenty minute rapid test 1658 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:27,200 Speaker 1: to even shorter amount of test. That's amazing, really good. 1659 01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:29,320 Speaker 1: But the fact that how how quick it was. And 1660 01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:31,360 Speaker 1: the girl looked at me too, and she had to 1661 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:33,519 Speaker 1: say one thing like she was like, oh, have you 1662 01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:35,320 Speaker 1: been tested recently? And I was like yeah, And I 1663 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,519 Speaker 1: was like, I appreciate the work you doing list and 1664 01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:38,840 Speaker 1: she was like, do you want to come on this bus? 1665 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:41,960 Speaker 1: She was like it'll make other people come, and they 1666 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:44,920 Speaker 1: be trying to get people. If it's free, I'm gonna 1667 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,560 Speaker 1: do it. And I mean, they didn't make it very seamless, 1668 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:49,640 Speaker 1: but just imagine if you could do it. You're you're 1669 01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:51,400 Speaker 1: in sample like that, you know what I'm saying like, 1670 01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:54,240 Speaker 1: But we're also like in the industry of like being 1671 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:57,160 Speaker 1: comfortable with sex and completely and I feel like we 1672 01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,680 Speaker 1: can't even imagine what it's like to like not be 1673 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:02,679 Speaker 1: in this space. So people who have never been tested, 1674 01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:05,040 Speaker 1: people who are like maybe I do have HIV, maybe 1675 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:06,840 Speaker 1: I do have fucking climity. I don't know, they're not 1676 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,600 Speaker 1: gonna want to get on a fucking bus. They're not 1677 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:10,840 Speaker 1: gonna want to wait six fucking hours to get their 1678 01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:17,519 Speaker 1: fucking tests. Long time bros like fucking you two hours. 1679 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,320 Speaker 1: I was like, I have climity. I was like that, 1680 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:25,960 Speaker 1: I like good, I even with Conas. And then I'd 1681 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,320 Speaker 1: be like, what did it break? But I was still thinking, 1682 01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:32,599 Speaker 1: but his skin was still rubbing on me. And then 1683 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:35,879 Speaker 1: I kept something from that area. Actically, I swallowed