Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject somebody has a secret admirer. But right now the
Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what
Speaker 1: you got for his nap? That's right here is church Fee,
Speaker 1: Shirley Church Fee with the church. Hey, church Fee. The
Speaker 1: biggest fan base is the church. So this he is
Speaker 1: church Fee. Here you go, let's go, cat dog. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach y. How you doing? This is uh,
Speaker 1: this is brother Glen from the church. Hey, brother Glen,
Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy service morning? Oh? I enjoyed it? Pasta
Speaker 1: who brought it down? Oh my god? That was a
Speaker 1: word for me, right right, right right, So the pleasure
Speaker 1: is called. I wanted to give you some information that
Speaker 1: the that the church has come up with him. We
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know what was going on before
Speaker 1: the next Sunday. I didn't interrupt you that, no, no,
Speaker 1: I actually I may found a little a little off
Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm trying to get getting ready for
Speaker 1: my little babies, my little darlins, and I'm trying. Your
Speaker 1: voice sounds so familiar to me. It just sounds so familiar,
Speaker 1: trying to place place that voice. Okay, well, you've seen
Speaker 1: me at the church quite a few times. I think
Speaker 1: I have I'm just trying to place it. I can't
Speaker 1: place it right now, but look at well nevertheless, I
Speaker 1: just wanted here's here's what's going on. Uh now you're
Speaker 1: aware of that for the last the last six Sundays,
Speaker 1: you've been actually, uh coming in the service late. Have
Speaker 1: you realized that, Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that,
Speaker 1: but uh, you know, yes, I have, I have my reasons.
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, well, here's what's going on. The officials
Speaker 1: at the church I've gotten together and this is what
Speaker 1: they've decided on, is that anybody who is late starting
Speaker 1: next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollar charge for
Speaker 1: that for coming in and disrupting services as fastest tide
Speaker 1: of service being disrupted by people walking in late. That
Speaker 1: that could not come at the worst time. I don't
Speaker 1: have fifteen dollars to give. I don't I don't have it.
Speaker 1: Oh um, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that we late.
Speaker 1: I am we are doing our best. I have three kids,
Speaker 1: have three young kids to seven and nine, and they
Speaker 1: are a handful and and and we we do the
Speaker 1: best that we can to get the church on time
Speaker 1: and and tell your truth. When we get there. It's
Speaker 1: during praise and worship. I mean, that's they ain't even
Speaker 1: preaching yet, so I know it's not pass it's not
Speaker 1: up yet, but he's he's stating that uh people coming in.
Speaker 1: It just seems very disrupted to the service that's going on.
Speaker 1: That's so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,
Speaker 1: you know, to let you know that if you are
Speaker 1: late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars uh a lafe charge. And actually you won't
Speaker 1: be able to even come in until you until you
Speaker 1: pay the gimp dollars. I can't even get in church
Speaker 1: with we Look, okay, look I don't I don't owe nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't owe you no explanations. But I need to
Speaker 1: tell you something. We are me and my kids for
Speaker 1: the last a few Sundays that we've been late. It's
Speaker 1: because my car broke down. We we are owned the
Speaker 1: bus man public transportation. Okay, I mean, and I understand,
Speaker 1: I understand, I siviltize with everything that you're going through?
Speaker 1: But why are you called if you understand? Why are
Speaker 1: you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what
Speaker 1: I'm going through? Well I didn't. I first of all,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what you were going Why are you
Speaker 1: raising your voice? Ap Why are you raising Did you
Speaker 1: just raise your voice at me? You know what? You
Speaker 1: know what I think? You're raising your voice at me?
Speaker 1: How dare you call me about this? About a feat?
Speaker 1: And I'm there at church. I got my kids there
Speaker 1: trying to raise them up is where they should go,
Speaker 1: just like the Bible say. And you know why I
Speaker 1: gotta do this and why I'm late? Why while we
Speaker 1: got to test the bus? Do you understand why that is?
Speaker 1: Brother Glenn, No, I do not. That is because they
Speaker 1: their dad is ain't. And yes, you have to calm
Speaker 1: down a little bit now. Jesus help me. Jesus help me. Jesus. Okay, listen?
Speaker 1: Uh is all I can do is tell you this.
Speaker 1: I hope you can make it. Maybe you can catch
Speaker 1: an earlier bus, you know what I mean, and get
Speaker 1: there a little earlier. But but if I'm just stating
Speaker 1: the fact that as of next Sunday, if you come
Speaker 1: in late, it's fifteen dollar late fee, and that's what
Speaker 1: you'll pay in order to get in the service. You
Speaker 1: know what, Well, maybe next Sunday I just won't be there.
Speaker 1: How about that? You know I'm already worked in six
Speaker 1: days a week. The only day I have office Sunday,
Speaker 1: I've been breaking, breaking my back. Do you know I
Speaker 1: worked two jobs or two jobs, and they always trying
Speaker 1: to take money out of my check, always trying to
Speaker 1: pull me here and there, and I'm always tired. I
Speaker 1: get two hours asleep, and then now the church wants
Speaker 1: to dump another fifteen dollars charging me for being at
Speaker 1: church when that's what I'm supposed to do. But you're
Speaker 1: coming in late though, Sa Tracy, you know what? You
Speaker 1: know what late ain't bad. Okay, I might be delayed,
Speaker 1: but I ain't denied, and I'm getting there the best
Speaker 1: way that I know how. The bus I have to
Speaker 1: put my kids on the school bus and not did
Speaker 1: not have to put them on the school buses. I
Speaker 1: have to get on the bus to myself to work
Speaker 1: because I don't have a car, because that daddy is
Speaker 1: ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do you understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying to you, I need to under that. Number one.
Speaker 1: Guess what he daddy for two? He and jail been
Speaker 1: there by five years. He ain't and daddy. Number three
Speaker 1: he decided to go ahead and walk out. Ain't I
Speaker 1: ain't heard from that that in about seven months now.
Speaker 1: He know we're struggling. He had the nerve to take
Speaker 1: my wallet too. You don't. You don't even understand what
Speaker 1: I'm going through. You don't even understand that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make a better life for me and my children.
Speaker 1: There is one more thing since a tracy that the
Speaker 1: Church wants you to know before the next Sunday that
Speaker 1: you definitely need to know. But what one more thing
Speaker 1: does the church want me to know? It'side sixteen dollars.
Speaker 1: The Church just wants you to know that this is
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn Is Jail. Your
Speaker 1: sister Patret got me a prank phone call you. I
Speaker 1: am gonna who un You know I ain't got time
Speaker 1: for that. You know I ain't got time for that?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh I got something for her? How about that?
Speaker 1: Told me? She said she my sister corpro down. She
Speaker 1: said she got these kids. She over there struggling and struggling,
Speaker 1: and she trying to make it, but you gotta give
Speaker 1: a hard time. She just wanted, she wanted, she wanted
Speaker 1: you to put us. She wanted to put a smile
Speaker 1: on your face. What she said, well, you want being
Speaker 1: settled out, I'm gonna have to say she did. All right. Wow,
Speaker 1: now that I know you y'all were joking, and now
Speaker 1: I know this is nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask
Speaker 1: you something, Baby, what's the baddest and I mean the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, That Steve Harvid Morning Show. Baby?
Speaker 1: A fee? That's all I'm saying to. Somebody got to
Speaker 1: do it. Pay your church fees. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew,
Speaker 1: and thank you Stave for that. Okay, Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letters subject somebody has a secret admirer.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.