WEBVTT - Church Fees

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject somebody has a secret admirer. But right now the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what

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<v Speaker 1>you got for his nap? That's right here is church Fee,

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<v Speaker 1>Shirley Church Fee with the church. Hey, church Fee. The

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<v Speaker 1>biggest fan base is the church. So this he is

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<v Speaker 1>church Fee. Here you go, let's go, cat dog. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach y. How you doing? This is uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is brother Glen from the church. Hey, brother Glen,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing. I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you enjoy service morning? Oh? I enjoyed it? Pasta

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<v Speaker 1>who brought it down? Oh my god? That was a

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<v Speaker 1>word for me, right right, right right, So the pleasure

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<v Speaker 1>is called. I wanted to give you some information that

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<v Speaker 1>the that the church has come up with him. We

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to let you know what was going on before

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<v Speaker 1>the next Sunday. I didn't interrupt you that, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I may found a little a little off

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I'm trying to get getting ready for

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<v Speaker 1>my little babies, my little darlins, and I'm trying. Your

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<v Speaker 1>voice sounds so familiar to me. It just sounds so familiar,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to place place that voice. Okay, well, you've seen

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<v Speaker 1>me at the church quite a few times. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I have I'm just trying to place it. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>place it right now, but look at well nevertheless, I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted here's here's what's going on. Uh now you're

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<v Speaker 1>aware of that for the last the last six Sundays,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been actually, uh coming in the service late. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you realized that, Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, you know, yes, I have, I have my reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, okay, well, here's what's going on. The officials

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<v Speaker 1>at the church I've gotten together and this is what

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<v Speaker 1>they've decided on, is that anybody who is late starting

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<v Speaker 1>next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollar charge for

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<v Speaker 1>that for coming in and disrupting services as fastest tide

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<v Speaker 1>of service being disrupted by people walking in late. That

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<v Speaker 1>that could not come at the worst time. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have fifteen dollars to give. I don't I don't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh um, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that we late.

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<v Speaker 1>I am we are doing our best. I have three kids,

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<v Speaker 1>have three young kids to seven and nine, and they

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<v Speaker 1>are a handful and and and we we do the

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<v Speaker 1>best that we can to get the church on time

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<v Speaker 1>and and tell your truth. When we get there. It's

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<v Speaker 1>during praise and worship. I mean, that's they ain't even

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<v Speaker 1>preaching yet, so I know it's not pass it's not

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<v Speaker 1>up yet, but he's he's stating that uh people coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>It just seems very disrupted to the service that's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to let you know that if you are

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<v Speaker 1>late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen dollars uh a lafe charge. And actually you won't

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<v Speaker 1>be able to even come in until you until you

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<v Speaker 1>pay the gimp dollars. I can't even get in church

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<v Speaker 1>with we Look, okay, look I don't I don't owe nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't owe you no explanations. But I need to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something. We are me and my kids for

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<v Speaker 1>the last a few Sundays that we've been late. It's

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<v Speaker 1>because my car broke down. We we are owned the

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<v Speaker 1>bus man public transportation. Okay, I mean, and I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, I siviltize with everything that you're going through?

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<v Speaker 1>But why are you called if you understand? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going through? Well I didn't. I first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what you were going Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>raising your voice? Ap Why are you raising Did you

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<v Speaker 1>just raise your voice at me? You know what? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I think? You're raising your voice at me?

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you call me about this? About a feat?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm there at church. I got my kids there

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<v Speaker 1>trying to raise them up is where they should go,

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<v Speaker 1>just like the Bible say. And you know why I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do this and why I'm late? Why while we

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<v Speaker 1>got to test the bus? Do you understand why that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Glenn, No, I do not. That is because they

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<v Speaker 1>their dad is ain't. And yes, you have to calm

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<v Speaker 1>down a little bit now. Jesus help me. Jesus help me. Jesus. Okay, listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh is all I can do is tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you can make it. Maybe you can catch

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<v Speaker 1>an earlier bus, you know what I mean, and get

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<v Speaker 1>there a little earlier. But but if I'm just stating

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that as of next Sunday, if you come

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<v Speaker 1>in late, it's fifteen dollar late fee, and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you'll pay in order to get in the service. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Well, maybe next Sunday I just won't be there.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? You know I'm already worked in six

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<v Speaker 1>days a week. The only day I have office Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been breaking, breaking my back. Do you know I

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<v Speaker 1>worked two jobs or two jobs, and they always trying

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<v Speaker 1>to take money out of my check, always trying to

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<v Speaker 1>pull me here and there, and I'm always tired. I

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<v Speaker 1>get two hours asleep, and then now the church wants

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<v Speaker 1>to dump another fifteen dollars charging me for being at

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<v Speaker 1>church when that's what I'm supposed to do. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>coming in late though, Sa Tracy, you know what? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what late ain't bad. Okay, I might be delayed,

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<v Speaker 1>but I ain't denied, and I'm getting there the best

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<v Speaker 1>way that I know how. The bus I have to

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<v Speaker 1>put my kids on the school bus and not did

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<v Speaker 1>not have to put them on the school buses. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to get on the bus to myself to work

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't have a car, because that daddy is

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<v Speaker 1>ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do you understand what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying to you, I need to under that. Number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what he daddy for two? He and jail been

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<v Speaker 1>there by five years. He ain't and daddy. Number three

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<v Speaker 1>he decided to go ahead and walk out. Ain't I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't heard from that that in about seven months now.

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<v Speaker 1>He know we're struggling. He had the nerve to take

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<v Speaker 1>my wallet too. You don't. You don't even understand what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going through. You don't even understand that I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make a better life for me and my children.

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<v Speaker 1>There is one more thing since a tracy that the

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<v Speaker 1>Church wants you to know before the next Sunday that

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely need to know. But what one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>does the church want me to know? It'side sixteen dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>The Church just wants you to know that this is

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn Is Jail. Your

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<v Speaker 1>sister Patret got me a prank phone call you. I

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<v Speaker 1>am gonna who un You know I ain't got time

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<v Speaker 1>for that. You know I ain't got time for that?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Oh I got something for her? How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Told me? She said she my sister corpro down. She

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<v Speaker 1>said she got these kids. She over there struggling and struggling,

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<v Speaker 1>and she trying to make it, but you gotta give

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<v Speaker 1>a hard time. She just wanted, she wanted, she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>you to put us. She wanted to put a smile

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<v Speaker 1>on your face. What she said, well, you want being

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<v Speaker 1>settled out, I'm gonna have to say she did. All right. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>now that I know you y'all were joking, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask

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<v Speaker 1>you something, Baby, what's the baddest and I mean the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land, That Steve Harvid Morning Show. Baby?

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<v Speaker 1>A fee? That's all I'm saying to. Somebody got to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Pay your church fees. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you Stave for that. Okay, Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the Strawberry Letters subject somebody has a secret admirer.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Stave Harvey Morning Show.