Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Here we go to today's phone tap. Dear Elvis, my
Speaker 2: roommate Brenda and I had to put a deposit down
Speaker 2: on the apartment we're renting together. Well, we're moving out
Speaker 2: and we're supposed to get our deposit back naturally, but
Speaker 2: unfortunately we've had a few problems in the apartment. Well,
Speaker 2: things like our dog pooping on the rugs, and someone
Speaker 2: put a hole in the wall during a party. What
Speaker 2: little stuff like that. We've done everything we can to
Speaker 2: cover up the problems. I already told Brenda, Hey, we're
Speaker 2: not getting our deposit bag. She's oh, no, we will.
Speaker 2: She's expecting a call from the landlord. We're counting on
Speaker 2: that money we needed. This is going to drive her
Speaker 2: crazy if we give her a call on the phone tap.
Speaker 2: This is from Trish. A good phone tap set up,
Speaker 2: all right. Danielle starts to call to Trish as the landlord,
Speaker 2: and Trish is expecting her call. Let's see what happens
Speaker 2: in today's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, may to speak to Brenda.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 1: This is hi Brenda. This is Madeline from the condo board.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm wondering why we're not getting ourt you said
Speaker 4: she Trish told me that you said we were not
Speaker 4: getting our deposit back something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you read the contract, it says that
Speaker 3: if there's any damage to the premises, you don't get
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 4: Like, what what are you talking about.
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, there's places where obviously your dog's
Speaker 3: pooped all over the house.
Speaker 4: No, that's not absolutely not true.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me that you didn't let your dogs
Speaker 1: poop in the house because there.
Speaker 4: Are states I did not let my dog poop in
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that, because there are spots where it's
Speaker 3: obvious that it's dog poop and you tried to clean
Speaker 3: it and.
Speaker 4: Cover it up. So okay, So, like, are you guys
Speaker 4: running some kind of like deposit scam where you think
Speaker 4: you can just keep everybody's money because there's just absolutely
Speaker 4: not happening.
Speaker 1: No, there's dogs in the house. It's not my fault.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you, but you cannot
Speaker 4: keep that deposit. I'll take you to court. I don't
Speaker 4: care what it takes, but I'm you cannot keep the
Speaker 4: money for something that's not there.
Speaker 3: Second of law, there is damage wherever your bedroom and
Speaker 3: your head board were. So I don't know what kind
Speaker 3: of crazy sex was going on in the house, but
Speaker 3: there's like a dance in the wall, and that's going
Speaker 3: to cost me a lot of money to face.
Speaker 4: Where are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Have you been This is a ridiculous. This is the
Speaker 4: most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Okay, the poop says that you tried to cover up
Speaker 3: with fabreeze or whatever that you sprayed in the corner.
Speaker 1: It didn't work. We walked in the house and its reeked.
Speaker 4: Like I didn't spray anything. There's nothing on the floor.
Speaker 4: The floor is fine.
Speaker 1: The floor's not fine. Come see for yourself. You'll smell
Speaker 1: the poop when you walk into it.
Speaker 4: You know what, you guys have been a pain in
Speaker 4: my ass since the very first time we moved in.
Speaker 1: No, why didn't you move out right away? Why'd you say?
Speaker 4: Because we didn't? We have to deal with you once
Speaker 4: we were in there, But now that we're leaving, I mean,
Speaker 4: I had a feeling that something like this might happen,
Speaker 4: but I can't like that's why we went through the
Speaker 4: whole place with a fine tooth comb did you.
Speaker 3: See the shower? What you guys did to the shower?
Speaker 3: What the drains all clogged from your friaking hair?
Speaker 4: That's short hair, that's not even possible.
Speaker 1: Slob?
Speaker 4: What who are you? You can't talk to people like this?
Speaker 1: I can definitely talk to people like this. I'm on
Speaker 1: the condo board. We can talk to people anyway.
Speaker 4: We walked fantastic, that's brilliant. Well, I can't wait to
Speaker 4: go to the condo board and tell them how you've
Speaker 4: been talking to me on the phone.
Speaker 1: How are you gonnap? Prove how I've been talking to
Speaker 1: you on the phone with Are you taping it?
Speaker 3: And don't say yes because that's what everybody says, and
Speaker 3: we know you're not saving it.
Speaker 4: This is not true, So anybody's from the common board
Speaker 4: could come in and see that that's not true and
Speaker 4: you're lying and making step up to keep five hundred
Speaker 4: dollars and then saying all this crap to me and
Speaker 4: insulting me on the phone.
Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled pooperform?
Speaker 4: Are you crazy? Like? Where's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: If you have, then you can walk into the apartment,
Speaker 1: you open the door and you go, whoa, that's both.
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Why Are you hanging up on me? You have a problem?
Speaker 4: Are you stalking me? Now? What the hell is your problem?
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to get to the bottom of this,
Speaker 1: and I want to.
Speaker 4: Shove it up your madeline. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: When are you coming down for the tourney in the morning?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's not the morning.
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's not good for me. Give me another time.
Speaker 4: How about noon?
Speaker 1: Moun Noon's not good for me? You see you again.
Speaker 4: You're just gonna try to like make it so that
Speaker 4: I can't come down there and so that you can.
Speaker 1: Honey, I'm trying to schedule a tour for you. You're
Speaker 1: cooperate time.
Speaker 4: You're telling me that nothing's available about how about twelve fifteen? Yes, fine,
Speaker 4: twelve fifteen.
Speaker 1: Now that doesn't work for me either.
Speaker 4: You just said twelve to fifteen.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say that. Sorry.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're telling me all these things are true,
Speaker 4: and now you're just like being a jerk on the phone,
Speaker 4: and I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I don't because this is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant
Speaker 3: in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got phone tapped, Trisha?
Speaker 4: Are you there? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I Trisha decided to call and tell you that you
Speaker 3: weren't get your money.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't.
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