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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's

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Speaker 1: always the same mess with her.

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Speaker 2: We all got one of them.

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Speaker 1: I mean that saying, yeah, always, it never changes with her.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it in a few but right now

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Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got neft, Shirley. We about to go to

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Speaker 2: We about to ask for permission?

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: This is the name of this is high school reunion.

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Speaker 4: High school reunion, all right, And we're about to call

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Speaker 4: this man and ask him, you know, I mean, I

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Speaker 4: think that's what men do. You call another man you

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Speaker 4: want to say something to her, And I just want

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Speaker 4: to call him and say, hey, is it all right

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Speaker 4: if I take your wife to the class reunion? You

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Speaker 4: understand I'm saying, I don't know what what? Yeah, thank you, precious,

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Speaker 4: I mean she was my girl back in high school?

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Speaker 4: What what's from? And ask yeah, I'm just asking that.

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Speaker 4: Look at least I'm calling you like a man, asking you, hey,

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Speaker 4: can I think up to the class reunion? You ain't

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Speaker 4: going with us? He adn't go to school with us.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying you know you're.

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Speaker 3: Staying at home. I'm taking your wife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. What what is a reunion? What is that?

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Speaker 4: When people from back in the day get together. They

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Speaker 4: went to school together, that's a reunion. That's a high

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Speaker 4: school reunion. He didn't go to school with us. Me

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Speaker 4: and I went school together. What's what's the problem?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Problem? Okay, let let's take a listen. Come on, cat dog,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna get to this reunion.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia. Please, she's done available.

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Speaker 5: This is her husband and draging to help you.

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Speaker 6: How you doing, man? My name is Kid, I'm I

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Speaker 6: graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five year

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Speaker 6: class reunion this year.

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Speaker 5: Okay for nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 6: We should be home, so.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, man, she actually shopping right now.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, cool, Well listen, as you heard about that?

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Speaker 6: You know about the reunion or or do you know

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Speaker 6: anything about that? Uh?

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Speaker 5: Not to my knowledge. It's the first time I ever

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, there is a reunion. Man, she's actually I

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Speaker 6: think signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why

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Speaker 6: I asked you, but I think I saw her name.

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Speaker 6: Was that she was signed up to come. Let me

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Speaker 6: ask you when, when exactly did you graduate? I graduated

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Speaker 6: in eighty two. Okay, in eighty two, Okay, you at

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Speaker 6: little bit before us. Then all right, well listen, let

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Speaker 6: let me let me go ahead and say this. I

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Speaker 6: Drake actually in high school, man, Sylvia was my you know,

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Speaker 6: my high school sweetheart, and we you know, we dated

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Speaker 6: from ninth grade to freshman year in college. And I

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Speaker 6: wanted to see if, you know, if it was cool

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Speaker 6: with you, you know, if you didn't mind me escorting

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Speaker 6: her to the twenty five year class reunion. Doing well,

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Speaker 6: let me say that again, Like I say, man, my

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Speaker 6: name is Ken. Ken.

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Speaker 3: I got that part.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to make sure I heard write what you said. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I said that I Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts. Man,

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Speaker 6: I was, you know, from ninth grade all the way

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that.

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Speaker 5: But what did you ask me?

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Speaker 6: I asked you if it was all right for if

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Speaker 6: you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty

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Speaker 6: five year class reunion.

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Speaker 3: Are you related to her?

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Speaker 6: No? I mean no, I'm not related to I just

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Speaker 6: told you I was in a high school sweetheart.

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Speaker 5: No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be asked for my

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we was together from you know, ninth

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Speaker 5: But I'm sorry to let you know that, But that

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Speaker 5: nowhere with you anyway.

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Speaker 6: Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you this something

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Speaker 6: innocent though. Man, this is just me taking her to

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Speaker 6: you know. You know, I thought she might get a

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Speaker 6: wrong with you? I didne told you. If it's not

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Speaker 6: going to one ear, put the phone on the other one.

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Speaker 6: She ain't going nowhere?

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Speaker 3: What you do?

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Speaker 5: I need to break it down anymore?

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Speaker 6: Hey man, you ain't got to You ain't gotta talk

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Speaker 3: You some about. I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my

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Speaker 3: gonna tell me I'm disrespecting you. You asking me, can

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Speaker 3: you take my wife to the damn class reunion and

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Speaker 3: expect me to be okay with that? What kind of

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Speaker 3: damn food is going to call? Somebody asked, can you

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Speaker 3: take the white child class reunion? Hey?

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Speaker 6: Man, that was my high school sweetheart? All right, we

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Speaker 6: had we had something. I was up first, Okay, I

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Speaker 5: Off, if you were the first, then I'm the last

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Speaker 5: and I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it

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Speaker 5: at that. How about that partner?

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Speaker 6: It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to

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Speaker 3: I man taught to me like that we were doing

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Speaker 6: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should

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Speaker 6: have never called. Matter of fact, you know what I

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Speaker 6: just called Sylvia. See me on the head and do that.

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Speaker 6: You go right on the head and call them. Well,

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Speaker 6: that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make a

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Speaker 5: I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia

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Speaker 5: want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you.

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Speaker 6: Man, this is not about being interested in me. Man,

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Speaker 6: this is innocent. This is just me and her going

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 6: It ain't like we're finna go do something together. Man.

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Speaker 6: On a physical level, we're.

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Speaker 3: Just going to half a one. It seems my cool.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to tell you that I've already told you no. Okay,

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Speaker 5: if you can't get no, then I don't know what

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Speaker 5: you can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you that much. She's not going to no reunion.

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Speaker 6: You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm

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Speaker 6: just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have

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Speaker 3: Listen, I'll tell you whether you ain't finna call nobody.

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Speaker 3: You bet not die my right number. Man, I'm telling

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Speaker 3: ain't playing those like as I en told you. You

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Speaker 3: don't call my why she ain't going to do but union?

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Speaker 3: So you bet not call the phone. Been you you

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Speaker 3: You ain't taking my wife to no class reunion. You

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Speaker 6: You watch I'm gonna want to go to the reunion

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Speaker 6: with me. How you know that you ain't going nowhere

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Speaker 6: with you?

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Speaker 3: I have told you, man, don't get me acting crazy

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Speaker 3: but I will come to that Jess, to make sure

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Speaker 3: I knock your lights out. Don't be acting stupid like

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Speaker 3: I can't find they got all kinds of things found

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Speaker 6: This is innocent man. Me and her going to the

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Speaker 6: reunion is ednoson and she ought to be able to

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Speaker 6: decide if she want to go with me or not.

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Speaker 3: I ain't nothing that's in about you, your sound tripe. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: call somebody talking about a class reunion. I ain't need

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Speaker 6: I don't get I'll tell you what you know what

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get off phone calls ship. Okay, respect the ring.

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Speaker 6: You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't post

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Speaker 3: Respect the ring.

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Speaker 6: And man, I got one more thing I need to

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Speaker 6: say to you. Man, Just say it to me.

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Speaker 3: Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me

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Speaker 3: except taking this clicking your heel.

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Speaker 6: Right now, I got one more damn thing to say

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna be so with it.

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Speaker 5: Man, I'm gonna be got to say to me. What

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Speaker 5: what's the you gotta say to me? For I I.

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Speaker 6: Got this to say to you. This is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 6: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife still be

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Speaker 6: You got me to prank phone call you Bush?

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Speaker 5: You really, I'm serious, man, I'm oh, man, I'm over

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Speaker 5: here wetting in everything. Man. Just man, oh, this is

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Speaker 5: a joke though, you right, I'm I'm I'm gonna be alright.

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Speaker 5: Got an hour or two, That's that's okay, that's cool,

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Speaker 5: all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all got me. Well,

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Speaker 5: I guess this is a good time. To tell you

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Speaker 5: the class reunion is coming up, and I guess ain't

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Speaker 5: no classroom.

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Speaker 6: No, here's a class for you. You need to get

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Speaker 6: ready because you going.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I'll be making sure.

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Speaker 2: You can't put a pattern on this stupid right here.

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Speaker 2: You can't. You cant God what, no, you play too book?

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Speaker 4: But put me in a bottle. Baby, It just it

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Speaker 4: just it, don't it. Don't do this, it, don't do

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Speaker 4: this anyway. The Miller Fia, The Miller Fia in Augusta, Georgia.

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Speaker 4: The Nephew will beat Up this Friday night, all right,

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Speaker 4: this Friday. That is September sixth. It is the Nephew

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Speaker 4: Tommy House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 4: Laying in the cut. After that is Columbia, South Carolina.

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Speaker 4: That is the Women's Empowerment House Party Comedy Jam. It

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Speaker 4: is open to the public. That is September the twenty

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Speaker 4: eighth in Columbia, South Carolina. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 4: Big Up to the Big d M, the Big d M.

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Speaker 4: And laying in the cut is Chicago, Lapiete, Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: The Detroit, Michigan. I mean just go to Thomas Miles

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Speaker 2: dot com. I'm doing a whole bunch of stuff. Just

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Speaker 2: kick me out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, nephew, we will thank you. Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject is always the same, mess with her.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.

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