Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second d I'm gonna start today's second date
Speaker 1: update by saying three words, welcome back, Guru. Not much.
Speaker 1: You don't know who Guru is. This is his seventh
Speaker 1: second date update. He's done six before. He's actually had
Speaker 1: one girl agreed to go out with him again. Let's
Speaker 1: go over some of the highlights from your dates. You
Speaker 1: took a girl on a costco date that ended with
Speaker 1: her jumping from a petticab if I remember correctly. Um,
Speaker 1: there was the other girl the last time you called.
Speaker 1: You showed up at her house with groceries ready to
Speaker 1: make her kebabs, but she didn't know that you were
Speaker 1: coming over. That's the problem with that one. And you
Speaker 1: referred to them as skin. Yeah, it's it's good to
Speaker 1: hear from you again. How have you been, man, it's
Speaker 1: been a long time. I miss everybody there and hear
Speaker 1: your voices. It's like sunshine in my ears. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm still even out of touch. They've been working on
Speaker 1: a book. I put the other ones down. Okay, what
Speaker 1: happened to the other one that you were working on?
Speaker 1: I just felt a new need arose. The working title
Speaker 1: the Seattle's Guy to the Best free restrooms, free restrooms. No,
Speaker 1: you know what that is. Handy actually grew because look,
Speaker 1: as a guy who probably has to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom a lot in public places because I have to
Speaker 1: uarinate like every five seconds, there's a lot of places
Speaker 1: that kick you off if you're not a customer. I
Speaker 1: don't appreciate that. Yeah, because you know I bought something
Speaker 1: or not. You know, I'm still in your space and
Speaker 1: I've got a needed like all the customers up, things up,
Speaker 1: and I gotta empty something. But you're all in it together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we are all in this together. It's really great to
Speaker 1: hear from you. We just get emails from you from
Speaker 1: time to time. And apparently you have another girl that
Speaker 1: you want us to call. Now you're sure you want
Speaker 1: to do a second day update with us again? This
Speaker 1: will be your seventh one. I stopped calling them. I
Speaker 1: stopped calling them dates, dude. I just I've been calling
Speaker 1: them explorations. Dates. That's a good thing to call it,
Speaker 1: because you guys are exploring each other. I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's why I take something to get used to.
Speaker 1: But then you'll see it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: All right, tell us a little bit about the girl
Speaker 1: that you went out on a date with an exploration
Speaker 1: that sorry exploration. Yeah, well video. I met Vicki at
Speaker 1: the post office and with the front of me, and
Speaker 1: she got up to the window and she ordered forever stamps.
Speaker 1: I love those things. Not to say it again, whoever,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you heard the term forever and you
Speaker 1: took that as a sign to talk. You're talking, you're
Speaker 1: talking finance comes I'm talking emotionally. Yeah, all right, So
Speaker 1: she ordered forever stamps, and that's how you feel about her.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm talking about. The right bub went off,
Speaker 1: A sun sized white bulb went off, and I was
Speaker 1: thinking forever. It's all I could think of. Google glue
Speaker 1: just feel like a marble and I ain't going around
Speaker 1: forever forever. And then I stepped up and then she
Speaker 1: was sending something priority, and I thought Google could make
Speaker 1: this priority. It's all working out for you here. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the stars aligne you know what I mean. And you're
Speaker 1: just in the post office and then the girl next
Speaker 1: to you happens to be the one and you just
Speaker 1: have to listen. This is who I try to kill people.
Speaker 1: You don't know when it's gonna hit you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: who I'm saying, man, forget it time. So how'd you
Speaker 1: talk to this girl? You said her name was Vicky?
Speaker 1: Vicky Vicky? And Google stepped outside and Google looked at
Speaker 1: dead in the eyes. Was forever stamps going around like,
Speaker 1: you know, like the wheel on a plot machine. Forever stamps. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that made any sense right now?
Speaker 1: It made You can't be expected to make sense when
Speaker 1: you got all those emotions, Yeah, running through your body.
Speaker 1: I understand chemoation, Google, Yeah, chemical reaction. Look, you're excited
Speaker 1: and you're nervous because you're doing another second date update
Speaker 1: with us. It's understandable. So she said she would go
Speaker 1: out with you, and then what happened? Would you guys do?
Speaker 1: But so Buru went out, I bought a bunch of
Speaker 1: stick it, you know, post it notes, and we wrote
Speaker 1: a bunch of positive things on them, and Vicky chipped
Speaker 1: in and I wrote a bunch of positive things and
Speaker 1: come with things that Google taught Buru, and then we
Speaker 1: spent about an hour and a half sticking these posts
Speaker 1: on people's mailboxes. That's kind that's that's that's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what you got any examples of what they said, Google's
Speaker 1: been trying something new lately. I'll replace you know, bad words.
Speaker 1: If people are aggressive, they have bad feelings, I'll replace
Speaker 1: the bad word with the word flower. So like, so
Speaker 1: someone would say, you know, hey, you you know blank off,
Speaker 1: I would say, hey, you know why you flower off? Okay?
Speaker 1: So if I say, hey, this is my friend Guru,
Speaker 1: he's a badass mother flower, that's how you say okay.
Speaker 1: So so you guys did that, and then what happened?
Speaker 1: How the rest of your day go? Well, we, you know,
Speaker 1: Guru was a little tuckered out. So we sat down
Speaker 1: in a park and has really nice conversation, really smooth
Speaker 1: and uh but I was still feeling good, you know.
Speaker 1: Vicky had Guru kind of you know, heart on a
Speaker 1: promo stick. So I said, well, let's he's given back,
Speaker 1: we should pick up some guardage here in the park.
Speaker 1: And then she remembered she had some cats. You had
Speaker 1: to go home and feed her cats. So who suggested,
Speaker 1: you know, he could help, but she said the cats
Speaker 1: are sick and it's a specific thing. Guru couldn't help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was her what was her favorite part of the date?
Speaker 1: You think, Guru? Well, I think probably when Vicky tried
Speaker 1: to come up with one of the post it notes herself,
Speaker 1: and she said it was hard for and I think
Speaker 1: she really enjoyed the time it took to think, you know,
Speaker 1: and think about how to give back to people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. And you gave her an exercise in thinking
Speaker 1: about other people rather than herself. I appreciate that, and
Speaker 1: I think Vicky did too, even though it seemed hard for.
Speaker 1: But that's sometimes the toughest nut is the most delicious one.
Speaker 1: And so I want you cracked it now. When she left,
Speaker 1: did you guys kiss, hug, any of that kind of
Speaker 1: physical contact. Well, I put my we put our bodies
Speaker 1: together for just for a second, hug, all right, kind
Speaker 1: of a yeah. Now, how many times have you try
Speaker 1: to get ahold of her since your date? Well, I've
Speaker 1: told her lives in a week, and Guru's called a lot.
Speaker 1: But you know, I can only check my phone sometimes,
Speaker 1: so you know, well, I know I'm sure she has Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: that could be it, you know, it could just be
Speaker 1: a miscommunication. You guys could be the Lewis and Clark
Speaker 1: on this exploration of love. Yes, there you go, that's
Speaker 1: what That's what Guru thinks. I'm sure she's tried, because
Speaker 1: she fells I'm concerned about her. So I just like
Speaker 1: to know she's okay, and then i'd like to, you know,
Speaker 1: explore some more. All right, Well, you know how it works, Guru.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a song and then we're gonna come
Speaker 1: back and you're gonna do your second exploration update. I
Speaker 1: don't want to call it a date because we got
Speaker 1: to call it an exploration, right, Okay, Remember winners are quitters,
Speaker 1: and where does it start? Where does it starting? All?
Speaker 1: It starts at the heart, and we're at your heart again,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna come back. See if we can get
Speaker 1: on the phone and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it, all right, hang on for me, man
Speaker 1: for everybody was on the phone with us. He's a
Speaker 1: second date all star. This will be his seventh second
Speaker 1: date update. Now, if you don't know who Guru is,
Speaker 1: he's a very passionate guy with a lot of energy,
Speaker 1: some of it misguided. Basically, you have to really understand
Speaker 1: Guru to get Guru. Now we understand you here, Guru.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that we get share going on. I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes at night, Guru I lay in bed before
Speaker 1: I go to sleep, and I feel like you're thinking
Speaker 1: about the same thing that I'm thinking about. That's how
Speaker 1: close we are. Are We sure there shouldn't be a
Speaker 1: second date update for you too. We are. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: we have a thing going on. So I'm hoping though,
Speaker 1: that Vicky understands you like we do and like our
Speaker 1: listeners do, because our listeners love you, Guru, and they
Speaker 1: want to see you find a girl that will go
Speaker 1: out with you and you can spend some time with.
Speaker 1: Because you fall for girls quickly. You know that, Oh,
Speaker 1: Guru loves them. I want to stay first, and I
Speaker 1: hope we all find that that forever stamp in all lives.
Speaker 1: And I do fall a quick, and I don't think
Speaker 1: that's a fault, and I'm sorry, but I want to
Speaker 1: apologize for it. I do fall a quick. Yeah, Gurg's
Speaker 1: got a soft heart. The thing that's good about you,
Speaker 1: Guru is you are who you are and you don't
Speaker 1: apologize for that. And I appreciate that, thanks too. I
Speaker 1: think it's just that's the only way to live as
Speaker 1: far as I can see. That's all I was raised.
Speaker 1: That's what I believe in. So Okay, all right, We're
Speaker 1: gonna call VICKI right now. Just remind everybody you met
Speaker 1: Vicky at the post office. She's buying forever stamps. You
Speaker 1: heard the word forever, and you knew that you should
Speaker 1: ask her out. And then you guys kind of went
Speaker 1: to the park on your date and you haven't been
Speaker 1: able to get ahold of her since. Yeah, that's about right.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna call her right now. See
Speaker 1: we can get her on the phone and then ask
Speaker 1: her why she's not getting back to you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Remember what I said, Winners
Speaker 1: aren't quitters, are they? All right? Hang on, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: Is Vicky there? You have to say Vicky, Hey, Vicky,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jewel from brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. Uh okay, have you listened to
Speaker 1: us before? Um no, sorry, that's all right. I forgive you.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because you recently went out on a
Speaker 1: date with a listener of ours and he asked us
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you. Um. Okay. His name
Speaker 1: is Guru. Oh okay. He's a very outgoing, passionate dude.
Speaker 1: He went out with you a little while ago, emailed
Speaker 1: us because he hasn't been hearing back from you. Would
Speaker 1: love to take you on a second date. Did you
Speaker 1: like Guru? How was your date with Guru? Guru is
Speaker 1: a really nice guy. He's super interesting, isn't it. He's
Speaker 1: an interesting guy. That's a good way. And I think
Speaker 1: he would take that as a compliment if you called
Speaker 1: him interesting. Yeah, he No, he's very interesting and he's
Speaker 1: very very um, you know, kind. He's a very kind person.
Speaker 1: What was it like to go out with Guru? It's
Speaker 1: um unique, I think it's a word for it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I knew it was kind of strange right when he
Speaker 1: asked me out. We were at a post office, and
Speaker 1: then after I'd agreed to go out with him, he
Speaker 1: said he couldn't text me. And then he ran back
Speaker 1: inside the post office and got a pen and came
Speaker 1: back out and he wrote a time on his hand
Speaker 1: and showed it to me and said meet me back
Speaker 1: here in forty eight hours. Well, so if he wrote
Speaker 1: the time actually on his hand and said meet me
Speaker 1: back here at this time, and that was it, that
Speaker 1: was He didn't tell us that part about writing it
Speaker 1: on his hand. He we talked to him a little
Speaker 1: bit about your date. Didn't tell us that much. He
Speaker 1: just said that he met you at the post office
Speaker 1: and asked you out and you agreed to it, which
Speaker 1: is cool. Yeah, And did you like what you guys
Speaker 1: did on your date? He told us that you put
Speaker 1: post it notes on mailboxes, like with inspirational things on
Speaker 1: him and then went to the park. Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: I can honestly say I've never done that on a
Speaker 1: date before, you know. And I thought it was really nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, and we picked up trash, you know, in
Speaker 1: the park to sort of give back to the community.
Speaker 1: He wanted to do something like that, and I thought
Speaker 1: that was fine. It was a it was a nice
Speaker 1: thing to do, okay. And then at the end of
Speaker 1: the date, we were at the park and we sat
Speaker 1: down and he said he had a surprise for me
Speaker 1: and he wanted me to close my eyes, So I did.
Speaker 1: And were you nervous about that? I knew it would
Speaker 1: be something that I couldn't expect, but I wasn't scared
Speaker 1: or anything, right, So so I opened my eyes and
Speaker 1: he had put a scarf around my neck, and so
Speaker 1: I said thank you. He was really excited about it,
Speaker 1: and then informed me that he had found it while
Speaker 1: we were picking up the trash he gave you as
Speaker 1: he gave you a scarf that he found on the ground.
Speaker 1: But that's still a nice gift. I mean, he wanted
Speaker 1: to give you something, Yeah, And I didn't want to
Speaker 1: offend him, because you're right. I mean, he totally viewed
Speaker 1: it as a gift. And he found this thing and
Speaker 1: he wanted to share it with me, and so I
Speaker 1: didn't want to hurt his feelings. But in my brain,
Speaker 1: I'm now wearing garbage. You know. It was hard, and
Speaker 1: so I convinced him that the best thing to do
Speaker 1: would be to donate it and then someone who really
Speaker 1: needed it more than I did could appreciate it. So
Speaker 1: he was he was okay with that. That's good. What
Speaker 1: would you say to Guru right now, if you could
Speaker 1: say something to him, If I could say something to him,
Speaker 1: I would just say that, you know, I had honestly,
Speaker 1: I had a very interesting time with him, and he's
Speaker 1: a he's a really really nice person and he's just
Speaker 1: not someone that I am personally interested in baiting. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: you just kind of told him that because Guru is
Speaker 1: actually listening, trying was and we've all been discarded. We've
Speaker 1: all been someone has cost all of us away at
Speaker 1: least once. And what Gurgle is trying to tell Vicky
Speaker 1: is that if you could be my scarf and I
Speaker 1: found Julie, we could be together and and someone threw
Speaker 1: that away and didn't see value. But I foregre is
Speaker 1: a million, forever stamp in my life. And Guru, K
Speaker 1: if you'd just give Gurgle another chance. I won't put
Speaker 1: any trash around your neck. I thought how I saw it,
Speaker 1: but I won't do anything like that, and I'd love
Speaker 1: another chance to explore you and explore us. That's really
Speaker 1: really flattering, Zuru. And um, like I guess you heard
Speaker 1: me say. I think you're really interesting and you're a
Speaker 1: very kind person and you're really nice, but I'm just
Speaker 1: not interested in in exploring us romantically. Huh, Jule, you aren't.
Speaker 1: You aren't taking from here, Jule, Vicky, Guru is just
Speaker 1: a very passionate guy. I mean you can see that.
Speaker 1: I would love to see you give Guru another shot.
Speaker 1: I really will give Gourle another shot. I thought you
Speaker 1: were so smart and beautiful and I'll do whatever you
Speaker 1: want on the next day. You can you can pick
Speaker 1: the all things, and I'll even let you pay for it.
Speaker 1: I'll let you do everything. Selgin. Oh the bill, Vicky,
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it. You ask him, nice Dougle might
Speaker 1: even pay for it. It's not it's not about who
Speaker 1: pays for it. Guru. You're attracted to him in the beginning, right,
Speaker 1: there was something, there was a spark there when you said, yes,
Speaker 1: you agreed to meet a man at the post office
Speaker 1: in forty eight hours. Well I did. I agreed, you know,
Speaker 1: to meet a man at the post office. But what
Speaker 1: I ended up meeting was a Guru. And then that's
Speaker 1: more than a man. Vicky. That's better than a man, right,
Speaker 1: Guru is Guru is a better man than I'll ever be,
Speaker 1: Isn't that right? I will accept that, Jogle? All right, So, Vicky,
Speaker 1: there's no way we can get you to go out
Speaker 1: with Guru again. No, I don't think so, No, not
Speaker 1: at all. I gotta let her go. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I think we gotta let her go. Jeubel, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: no second date for you today. Okay, that's a job.
Speaker 1: That's only because you know what I got you, guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you guys, and we got this whole beautiful
Speaker 1: city to explore, and there's what about this somewhere and
Speaker 1: I hope everybody finds it. That's right, man, And don't
Speaker 1: be a stranger, like it's been too long since we've
Speaker 1: heard from you. Yeah, yeah, I won't be. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. It's been busy with this book and maybe
Speaker 1: maybe if the listeners have ideas about a title for it,
Speaker 1: they can send it in and and book. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: figure out your addressed soon and send that that baby present. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can always just bring it to my work address.
Speaker 1: It might be better at Guru. Okay, we'll give him
Speaker 1: next time. We'll give him next time time. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you later, buddy, talk you next time. My guys
Speaker 1: in the morning.