WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: It's A Costume Dummy + Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.520 I know there's probably a lot of hangovers right now. 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:05.760 Yeah, the day after Halloween, a lot of candy hangovers 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:06.120 is west. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:08.680 It can really come really easy. No, Brooke, you got 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:10.799 a rally because tonight's night too. You can still go out. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:13.800 It's hallow weekend. What it would be like to be 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:16.680 in my twenties again. Yeah, that's good. Alexis so happy. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:17.120 I'm sober. 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:18.720 Yeah, we got a back to back. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.360 Classics coming up for you, and please if you missed 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:24.080 our costumes yesterday, go to our socials. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:25.160 It's at Brook and Jeffrey. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.160 And we always like to start, of course, these podcasts 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:29.880 with a great comment from one of our listeners. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:34.199 Yes, Jacu commented, is anyone from Finland? Or am I alone? 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:35.680 And I went and checked. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.920 It's so far this month we have had twenty thousand 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:39.360 downloads from people in Finland. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.640 Yeah, that's all used Jaku. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:43.400 Then I'm guessing those other people. 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:44.080 I love it. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.760 I love it all right, Finland you're representing. Thanks so 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:47.640 much for being here. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:48.720 Definitely have a comment. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.160 We love to read them, and we're going to start 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:51.800 your back to back classics right now. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:58.040 Picture you walk into a big Halloween house party. Okay, cool, 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:03.720 first thing you do check always, that's what you got 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:07.039 to scan the room for potential hookups. At three o'clock, 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:11.479 you see Brook. She's dressed as an old lampshade, hooked 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.400 up to a working EMT monitor. 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:18.959 She's yelling, get it, I'm the light of your life. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:23.320 It's funny because it's not super obvious serious. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:32.480 You keep scanning the yeah yeah, yeah, and standing far 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:36.160 far away from Brook is the single sexiest woman you've 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:36.720 ever seen. 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:41.920 So well, you don't know who it is yet, No, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.080 you gotta go find now. That's why you slug back 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:49.480 your cup of Gulschlager over and you over confidently try 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:55.600 out some words, and those words ruin everything, much like 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.760 how Brook ruins her own costume by trying to explain it. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:00.440 But you know what, that's what up to one of 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.120 our listeners recently who tried out a pickup line that 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:07.680 was cringey, not just on one level, but on multiple levels, 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.120 and he quickly realized it. You're gonna hear it for 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.560 yourself when we do a second date update. That's coming up. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:19.720 Next Second Date update. Apparently, there are a lot of 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:23.320 Halloween parties this year. We've gotten more than a few 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.520 requests for second date updates from people who met someone 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.840 while being at one this over the past weekend. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.160 People are getting back to it, man. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:32.600 And so I don't know if we're going to be 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.839 able to get to all of them. That's why I'm 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.480 just gonna choose today's based on costume alone. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.360 Oh I like that ballad and that's why. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.480 I picked Scott, who went as a car crash test dummy. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.239 Okay, that's a good costume. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:50.359 That's my favorite character to play with in Fortnite. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:51.640 So Scott, welcome to the show. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.720 Hi, everybody, solid, solid choice. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:56.000 Yeah. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.919 I mean working with Brooke, we see so many weird 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.080 complicated cos it's basically like a riddle to try and 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:05.279 figure out what she is. That's why I really appreciate 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.119 your straightforward costume. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.359 Yeah, definitely. I went to school a little bit. 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.360 Okay, I mean I'd like to say last year I 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.280 was a dumpster fire and it totally made sense. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:16.680 Yeah, thank you. 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:18.920 But Scott, go ahead, tells about the person that you 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:20.360 met at this party. Who are they? 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:25.359 Okay? Her name is Lauren Okay, very very pretty, and 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:30.359 she was dressed like l Woods from the movie Ilegally Blonde. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:35.160 You know. Yeah, that's a great costume, all pink, a 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.880 pink lawyer. And it's not like it's not like you're 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:44.560 sexifying something that shouldn't be sexy either, Likeese Witherspoon is sexy. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:45.480 No, that's what I'm saying. 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.840 You're not like sexifying like the dumpster fier or something like. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.320 It's just an awesome costume because it's darling. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:51.960 You look good. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.400 So you complimented her costume, Scott. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.440 Well, I tried. So I didn't really know the movie. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:01.080 Oh yeah, so you didn't know who she was. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:05.520 Yeah, I never saw Why would I see legally watch it? 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:09.320 It is a treasure. I don't remember ruining everything you're saying. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:10.680 It's so good. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.640 I don't call it a treasure. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.240 Is it's such a good movie. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.520 All right, So what did you do with Lauren? 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.640 Well, I thought she was a sexy flight attendant. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:24.120 Yeah, it's that like pink suit. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:30.960 Yeah, so I kind of it was a very stupid, 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.719 cheesy line of like join like the mile High club. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.560 You needed to bend and snap. 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:40.680 Yeah. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.960 How did she react to that comment, Well, she was 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.640 a little confused because she didn't understand where that comment 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.920 was coming from. Yeah, Like she explained the movie to me, 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.800 and I was like, oh, okay, that makes way more sense. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:54.360 Yeah. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.640 He's like, wait, is it like the ex wife of 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.320 Tiger or something. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.839 It's hard to uh, hard to start off a sexy 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.560 conversation like that understanding, and most people spend so much 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:06.120 time on you. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.440 If you don't get it right away, it's almost like 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:10.680 a low blow. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:11.320 Yeah. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.359 Were you able to get back on your feet after that? 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:16.159 Yeah? Were able to talk? And you know, she asked 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.159 me about my costume and was asking me all like 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.320 certain questions about like the car accident I was in, 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.080 And I'm like, oh, this is really great because like 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.279 she's really obviously do what my costume was and like 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:25.640 was really going along with it. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:27.040 That's nice. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:27.359 Okay. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.200 We talked for pretty much the rest of the night, 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.440 and it felt I felt connected by the end. I 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.360 thought it was really cool. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.839 Okay, So wait, this was the party your date or 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.159 did you guys actually go out after you met? 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:39.560 No? No, we just we met at the party. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.720 Okay, Okay, all right? 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.520 Was there any like romance that happened during the party, 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.040 because it sounds like you just spent an hour or 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.440 two talking about each other's costumes, just figuring him out. 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.919 Yeah, well, towards the actually probably the back half of 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.880 the conversation stuff, I went and grabbed us both a 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.839 couple of red yellow shots syringes. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.480 Oh yeah, those are fun. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.119 Yeah okay, and then we kind of intertwined our arms 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:09.080 and squirted them into each other's mouth. Kind of hot. 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.039 I kind of like that. 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.080 It's an interesting. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.599 If you do them enough, you're not going to remember 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.320 the next Yeah. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.480 So what about any intimacy? Did you get a hug? 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.239 Did you get a kiss? 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.479 Maybe you're not get on him for saying things like that. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:27.640 What intimacy like? Not a makeout session? But you're fine. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.400 You're using like words like old stuff. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:32.760 Yeah. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.040 Can you focus on me? Can you focus on Scott. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.599 We're trying to help out Scott Brooke. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.200 Okay, did you make out, Scott? 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.279 Yeah, we did not make out before things got to 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.080 that point. She did have to leave, But before she left, though, 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.640 she gave me her phone number, okay, said in a 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.120 sexy voice for me a legal counseling. 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:57.520 Oh yeah, that's cool. Have you reached out to her? 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.400 I texted her twice and she has not responded to me. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.600 Nothing. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.480 You're not saying anything weird, right, you're just saying Hi, 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.040 it's me, Like, does she know who's sexing her? 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.400 Well, I mean I try to reply with some type 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:13.200 of quote or something from one of the movies, but 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.160 I think accidentally like ran it the second one, and 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.720 it was not quite as quotable as the first one. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:18.480 I guess I don't. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.480 Remember the second one. I don't know most people watch 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:20.800 that one. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:28.360 Yeah, and that's why I go to college. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:33.320 Besides her giving obviously her number to you, did you 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.560 get any other indication like did you guys talk about 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.080 future dates or planned? 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.840 Not necessarily, not really, It's not like the end of 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.240 the first Daid conversation. It was kind of like, hey, 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:43.840 this is fun, Like can I get your number? 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:44.320 Yeah? 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:45.680 Okay, she offered me the numbers? 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:49.000 Okay, I mean, and she said it in that sexy, 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.640 you know, like el Wood's legal counseling way. Did you 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.080 deliver something sexy back to her like, oh, well, I 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.320 hope to have a head on collision with your face 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:02.440 face that funny jock that was Yeah, Well, at least 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.240 it's something I don't know. I'm just trying to tie 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:06.320 it in anyway. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.040 I'll be your airbag. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:16.160 Him. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.720 Let's play a song. We'll come back, We'll call Lauren 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.920 for you, and we'll try and get you your second 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:30.480 date update you sexy crashed as dummy second date update. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.960 Scott's first date at a Halloween party recently sounded a 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:41.920 lot like our office Halloween parties. Just confusing, disappointing, and 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:46.079 at the end absolutely zero action. It's just a lot 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.000 of wait, what are you supposed to be? 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:49.280 No, wait, what are you. 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:50.040 Supposed to be? 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.479 Brust's action though somehow. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:56.240 It's good for something. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.200 Boys. That's how Scott ended up meeting Lauren, who went 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.160 dressed as l Woods. He thought she was a sexy 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:06.160 flight attendant. But anyway, that confusion got them talking and 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.080 drinking together, hanging out, and it went so well that 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:13.600 she even offered Scott her number before she left. But weirdly, 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.080 she hasn't responded to any of his texts since. So, Scott, 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.400 sorry for pointing out that you didn't get any action, 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.280 But you know what, that's what we have the second 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:24.439 date updates for. We can't guarantee it, but we all 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:25.600 hope for action. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:31.160 That sound good, Scotty, I mean, do you have any 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.160 guesses as to what she's gonna say when we call 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.120 her and ask why she's not returning your text. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.280 I'm not sure. Maybe the COSU, maybe things I would 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.319 look different outside of it, I'm not I don't know, honestly. 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.679 Test trash dummy. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:46.679 I gotta say, if you get it, if you get 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.520 a number where nude onesie is a man to be 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.559 a test crash test dummy, you must look great in 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.960 that out because that is a hard one to pull off. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:57.520 Yeah, you're welcome. 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.400 Okay, Well, for the record, I was one that called 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.959 you a sexy rash test on me first, so I 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:05.400 called you that three minutes ago. But if you want 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.120 to thank Brook, you know, for the late comment on it, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.480 that's fine too. Anyway, I'm gonna die Lauren's number and 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.719 we'll try and get your second date up till you ready. Man. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.079 Appreciate it, you sexy man. Let's do it. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:26.480 Hello. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:28.280 Hi? Is this Lauren? 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.120 Yes speaking Hey Lauren. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.679 My name is Jeff from the radio show Brook and 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:35.240 Jeffrey in the Morning. And I apologize for saying Jeff 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:36.160 like in a weird way. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.840 My name is Jeff. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.000 Sorry I caught myself on that one. But no, this 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:43.960 is a morning radio show, Lauren. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.600 Okay, why it's a great question, yea, Lauren. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.720 Well, we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update, 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:53.600 where we help our listeners reconnect with people that they've 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.200 gone out on dates with recently. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:57.680 How did you get this number? 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.920 Well, someone that you the other night gave it to 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.440 us because they said that they had a great time 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.559 hanging out with you. In fact, you were the one 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:07.880 that gave them your number. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:13.080 I haven't been on any dates in like longer than 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.679 i'd like to admit. Actually, yeah, it wasn't a date. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:17.400 It was a Halloween party. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.280 His name's Scott. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.600 Oh uh. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:23.079 You remember Scott. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.160 He was a crash test dummy. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.360 Yeah, yeah, I remember him, and. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.880 You remember giving him your phone number, saying to call. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:34.400 You, yeah, if he needed legal counsel. 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.760 Wait, but you were addressed as el Wood So that 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:38.800 was like the joke. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:46.600 Right, Yeah, well I was, But I'm actually a lawyer also, wit, 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:47.800 So like you gave. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.000 Your number because like in case, he wanted to be 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:51.160 your client, like for real? 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.199 Yeah, I mean he told me this terrible story about 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.560 an accident he was in recently, and I thought he 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.920 might need representation. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:07.120 No, wait, so you were interested in maybe dating him? 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:08.320 You weren't thinking of it that way. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.400 I hadn't really thought about it. I thought we were just, 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.680 you know, having a friendly conversation at a party. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.120 I thought he got you a drink. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:18.200 Maybe. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.840 What I mean is there was no like, hey. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:21.600 Can I grab you a drinks? 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.800 People all the time, but I did this shot thing. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:29.880 Remember he said they did syringes with him, yeahed each other. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.720 Yeah, I guess, I mean I probably with a dozen 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:34.240 other people. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.400 Okay, Okay, I was reading it wrong. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.440 Alcohol was a factor. I mean he felt like there 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.560 was a connection that you guys had, that you guys 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.000 were talking for a long time and hanging out, and 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:46.360 that's why you gave him the number. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.160 I mean, it was really loud in there. To be honest, 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:53.160 I guess there was a misunderstanding clearly. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:55.199 Oh no, okay. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.719 Alright, this isn't bad. I mean you're not saying no. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.480 You just weren't thinking of it as a time like 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:00.680 are you saying right now? 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:01.959 Uh? 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.080 Yeah? 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:03.680 Okay. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.719 Do you remember how attractive and hot he was and 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:07.800 the crash test suit? 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:15.120 Uh well, I mean he was wearing a helmet, So Lauren, Hello, I. 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.720 Was dressed up as a crash test dummy. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.040 Yeah, yeah, she got that. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:21.959 Uh Scott. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.720 Yeah. Yeah, Scott's been on the other line listening this 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:25.920 entire time. Laurence. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:30.400 Yeah, oh, it went with my costume because I was 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.520 a crash test dummy. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.400 You made the story up about the crash you were in, 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.360 that she was offering you legal advice. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:42.280 Let me see him made everything up. Like, turns out, 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.080 I don't know anything about you. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:45.600 You were telling me all about being a lawyer, but 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.520 I thought you just were doing the same thing I 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.000 was and coming up with a backstory. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.760 You thought that when she was telling you about el Woods, 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:55.720 you didn't know that she was a real lawyer. You 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.719 thought she was just making a thing about being el 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:58.640 Woods the whole time. 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.920 Yeah. I thought she either like really researched it or 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:03.760 really watched the movie a lot, because she was like 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.040 very knowledgeable about being a lawyer. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:08.520 Though you were really a dummy. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:13.360 Yeah, it was like method acting. Yes, you were method acting, 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:14.480 but it was really real life. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.240 You guys are really good acting. Yeah. So, Lauren, are 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.520 you understanding he wasn't in a real crash. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.080 I mean, I get it now, but you had a 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:26.600 lot of things to say about this accident. I assumed 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:27.160 it was real. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.360 I just had fun making it up. I just I 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.680 like picking up stuff that you're like lying. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.160 Like how detailed are we talking here? 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.200 How dark? I mean describing the way the cars were coming, 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.680 and like what I would ask him about as a lawyer, like. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:48.440 I got And then I went, oh no. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.960 And Lauren's actually taking notes like you do. Actually I 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.600 think I have a case absolutely conversation. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.880 Oh my god, what a funny misunderstanding. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.880 Okay, well, now you guys know that that's. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.720 Not the case, right, You guys do realize that, right, 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.160 He's not a real crash test dummy, and Scott, she 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:12.320 is a real lawyer. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:18.040 Yeah, yeah, okay, Okay, established that, And now I'm wondering, 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.720 is there still a connection between you guys. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:22.480 You guys should just get to know each other. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:22.800 Now. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:24.760 Well, I mean I heard a lot about her being 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.920 a lawyer, and apparently I just thought it was all fake, 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:30.200 but apparently it was all real. So I do feel 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:31.880 kind of like I know a little bit about what 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.520 she does and I would very much like to go 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:35.720 on a real date. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.760 No more about her, okay, O, Well, I mean I 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.240 feel like I don't know anything about you. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:42.840 Scott. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.720 He's a good liar. Yeah, oh, he's got a vivid 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.400 imagination is what she should take. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:49.200 Yeah, that one. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.400 What do you actually do for a living, Scott, I'm 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:56.600 an engineer. What type of engineer are you? 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:56.800 Like? 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:02.600 A train engineer, like an airplane engineer? Yeah, technical engineer, 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:04.680 Because you mean, there's so much confusion. I just want 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.360 this to be as clear as possible. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.480 I'm an electrical engineer. I like the design telephone poles 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:11.840 and things of that nature. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.320 You design poles. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.800 There's like, I got a new idea for this one 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:18.080 straight and it's all worse. 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:25.320 You're a genius, Scott surprised, I guess so. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.880 But that's cute. I think he's really cute. Lauren. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.360 Yeah, I mean, Lauren, what do you think, like, would 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.520 you be willing to go out on an actual date 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.680 with Scott because we would pay for it? 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.359 Well, I feel kind of bad about ignoring you considering 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:46.520 how this all played out. Maybe coffee okay. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:47.320 Oh absolutely, that'd be great. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:51.560 Yeah, okay, I like it. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.160 Yeah, and we can afford that. We probably can't afford 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.480 your legal fees, so that was well. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.440 Maybe we shouldn't call it a date. I feel like 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.240 I just need to to meet you again for the 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.520 first time so we can get to know each other 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:04.000 a little bit. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:10.040 Is it cool my costumes? 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:12.880 Okay, funny guy? 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.840 Yeah, look at that. A fake lawyer who turns out 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.760 to be a real lawyer meets a fake crash test 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:24.440 dummy who turns out to be a real Dummy's beautiful. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:28.160 Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.760 I know Scott was just joking about bringing his costume 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:34.399 to their little date meet up thing, but I really 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:36.200 do wish he would show up to that coffee shop 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:37.680 dressed as a crash test dummy. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.840 Why, just so that other people can be weirded out 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:41.480 when he walks it. 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.920 Yeah, we shouldn't have to be the only people exposed 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:47.240 to that. Yeah, that's true. But we were able to 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:48.400 get them a second date. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:48.760 Yes. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:52.679 Another positive is now date? Well, yeah, that's true. It 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.719 was you know, it felt kind of like a pity 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:55.600 meeting out. 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:58.960 Okay, eating up together after she was he wasn't getting 0:17:58.960 --> 0:17:59.520 a call back. 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:04.119 It's a date, Okay, they're fall in love, definitely, Well, 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:08.040 it's a date. Another positive, though, is that now we 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:11.400 have a lawyer friend. Yeah, and she's going to help 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:14.840 us sue whoever we want power. 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:16.919 I don't think that this is healthy no, that's in 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:17.480 the agreement. 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:22.399 When you do a second date up it's going to 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:24.080 help me. Remember, if you want to get a second 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.159 date update, you can always email the show. We'll call 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:27.520 the person who wasn't calling you back. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.320