Speaker 1: I know there's probably a lot of hangovers right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the day after Halloween, a lot of candy hangovers
Speaker 2: is west.
Speaker 1: It can really come really easy. No, Brooke, you got
Speaker 1: a rally because tonight's night too. You can still go out.
Speaker 1: It's hallow weekend. What it would be like to be
Speaker 1: in my twenties again. Yeah, that's good. Alexis so happy.
Speaker 3: I'm sober.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a back to back.
Speaker 2: Classics coming up for you, and please if you missed
Speaker 2: our costumes yesterday, go to our socials.
Speaker 1: It's at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: And we always like to start, of course, these podcasts
Speaker 2: with a great comment from one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jacu commented, is anyone from Finland? Or am I alone?
Speaker 1: And I went and checked.
Speaker 2: It's so far this month we have had twenty thousand
Speaker 2: downloads from people in Finland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all used Jaku.
Speaker 3: Then I'm guessing those other people.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it all right, Finland you're representing. Thanks so
Speaker 2: much for being here.
Speaker 1: Definitely have a comment.
Speaker 2: We love to read them, and we're going to start
Speaker 2: your back to back classics right now.
Speaker 3: Picture you walk into a big Halloween house party. Okay, cool,
Speaker 3: first thing you do check always, that's what you got
Speaker 3: to scan the room for potential hookups. At three o'clock,
Speaker 3: you see Brook. She's dressed as an old lampshade, hooked
Speaker 3: up to a working EMT monitor.
Speaker 4: She's yelling, get it, I'm the light of your life.
Speaker 3: It's funny because it's not super obvious serious.
Speaker 5: You keep scanning the yeah yeah, yeah, and standing far
Speaker 5: far away from Brook is the single sexiest woman you've
Speaker 5: ever seen.
Speaker 3: So well, you don't know who it is yet, No,
Speaker 3: you gotta go find now. That's why you slug back
Speaker 3: your cup of Gulschlager over and you over confidently try
Speaker 3: out some words, and those words ruin everything, much like
Speaker 3: how Brook ruins her own costume by trying to explain it.
Speaker 3: But you know what, that's what up to one of
Speaker 3: our listeners recently who tried out a pickup line that
Speaker 3: was cringey, not just on one level, but on multiple levels,
Speaker 3: and he quickly realized it. You're gonna hear it for
Speaker 3: yourself when we do a second date update. That's coming up.
Speaker 6: Next Second Date update. Apparently, there are a lot of
Speaker 6: Halloween parties this year. We've gotten more than a few
Speaker 6: requests for second date updates from people who met someone
Speaker 6: while being at one this over the past weekend.
Speaker 1: People are getting back to it, man.
Speaker 3: And so I don't know if we're going to be
Speaker 3: able to get to all of them. That's why I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna choose today's based on costume alone.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that ballad and that's why.
Speaker 3: I picked Scott, who went as a car crash test dummy.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good costume.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite character to play with in Fortnite.
Speaker 3: So Scott, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, solid, solid choice.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean working with Brooke, we see so many weird
Speaker 3: complicated cos it's basically like a riddle to try and
Speaker 3: figure out what she is. That's why I really appreciate
Speaker 3: your straightforward costume.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely. I went to school a little bit.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I'd like to say last year I
Speaker 2: was a dumpster fire and it totally made sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: But Scott, go ahead, tells about the person that you
Speaker 3: met at this party. Who are they?
Speaker 7: Okay? Her name is Lauren Okay, very very pretty, and
Speaker 7: she was dressed like l Woods from the movie Ilegally Blonde.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, that's a great costume, all pink, a
Speaker 2: pink lawyer. And it's not like it's not like you're
Speaker 2: sexifying something that shouldn't be sexy either, Likeese Witherspoon is sexy.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You're not like sexifying like the dumpster fier or something like.
Speaker 2: It's just an awesome costume because it's darling.
Speaker 1: You look good.
Speaker 3: So you complimented her costume, Scott.
Speaker 7: Well, I tried. So I didn't really know the movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you didn't know who she was.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I never saw Why would I see legally watch it?
Speaker 1: It is a treasure. I don't remember ruining everything you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 3: I don't call it a treasure.
Speaker 1: Is it's such a good movie.
Speaker 3: All right, So what did you do with Lauren?
Speaker 7: Well, I thought she was a sexy flight attendant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that like pink suit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I kind of it was a very stupid,
Speaker 7: cheesy line of like join like the mile High club.
Speaker 1: You needed to bend and snap.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: How did she react to that comment, Well, she was
Speaker 7: a little confused because she didn't understand where that comment
Speaker 7: was coming from. Yeah, Like she explained the movie to me,
Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, okay, that makes way more sense.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's like, wait, is it like the ex wife of
Speaker 2: Tiger or something.
Speaker 3: It's hard to uh, hard to start off a sexy
Speaker 3: conversation like that understanding, and most people spend so much
Speaker 3: time on you.
Speaker 4: If you don't get it right away, it's almost like
Speaker 4: a low blow.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Were you able to get back on your feet after that?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Were able to talk? And you know, she asked
Speaker 7: me about my costume and was asking me all like
Speaker 7: certain questions about like the car accident I was in,
Speaker 7: And I'm like, oh, this is really great because like
Speaker 7: she's really obviously do what my costume was and like
Speaker 7: was really going along with it.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: We talked for pretty much the rest of the night,
Speaker 7: and it felt I felt connected by the end. I
Speaker 7: thought it was really cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, So wait, this was the party your date or
Speaker 2: did you guys actually go out after you met?
Speaker 7: No? No, we just we met at the party.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Was there any like romance that happened during the party,
Speaker 3: because it sounds like you just spent an hour or
Speaker 3: two talking about each other's costumes, just figuring him out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, towards the actually probably the back half of
Speaker 7: the conversation stuff, I went and grabbed us both a
Speaker 7: couple of red yellow shots syringes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are fun.
Speaker 7: Yeah okay, and then we kind of intertwined our arms
Speaker 7: and squirted them into each other's mouth. Kind of hot.
Speaker 7: I kind of like that.
Speaker 3: It's an interesting.
Speaker 4: If you do them enough, you're not going to remember
Speaker 4: the next Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what about any intimacy? Did you get a hug?
Speaker 3: Did you get a kiss?
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not get on him for saying things like that.
Speaker 1: What intimacy like? Not a makeout session? But you're fine.
Speaker 1: You're using like words like old stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you focus on me? Can you focus on Scott.
Speaker 3: We're trying to help out Scott Brooke.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you make out, Scott?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we did not make out before things got to
Speaker 7: that point. She did have to leave, But before she left, though,
Speaker 7: she gave me her phone number, okay, said in a
Speaker 7: sexy voice for me a legal counseling.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's cool. Have you reached out to her?
Speaker 7: I texted her twice and she has not responded to me.
Speaker 1: Nothing.
Speaker 4: You're not saying anything weird, right, you're just saying Hi,
Speaker 4: it's me, Like, does she know who's sexing her?
Speaker 7: Well, I mean I try to reply with some type
Speaker 7: of quote or something from one of the movies, but
Speaker 7: I think accidentally like ran it the second one, and
Speaker 7: it was not quite as quotable as the first one.
Speaker 7: I guess I don't.
Speaker 1: Remember the second one. I don't know most people watch
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's why I go to college.
Speaker 2: Besides her giving obviously her number to you, did you
Speaker 2: get any other indication like did you guys talk about
Speaker 2: future dates or planned?
Speaker 7: Not necessarily, not really, It's not like the end of
Speaker 7: the first Daid conversation. It was kind of like, hey,
Speaker 7: this is fun, Like can I get your number?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Okay, she offered me the numbers?
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, and she said it in that sexy,
Speaker 3: you know, like el Wood's legal counseling way. Did you
Speaker 3: deliver something sexy back to her like, oh, well, I
Speaker 3: hope to have a head on collision with your face
Speaker 3: face that funny jock that was Yeah, Well, at least
Speaker 3: it's something I don't know. I'm just trying to tie
Speaker 3: it in anyway.
Speaker 1: I'll be your airbag.
Speaker 2: Him.
Speaker 3: Let's play a song. We'll come back, We'll call Lauren
Speaker 3: for you, and we'll try and get you your second
Speaker 3: date update you sexy crashed as dummy second date update.
Speaker 3: Scott's first date at a Halloween party recently sounded a
Speaker 3: lot like our office Halloween parties. Just confusing, disappointing, and
Speaker 3: at the end absolutely zero action. It's just a lot
Speaker 3: of wait, what are you supposed to be?
Speaker 7: No, wait, what are you.
Speaker 1: Supposed to be?
Speaker 4: Brust's action though somehow.
Speaker 1: It's good for something.
Speaker 3: Boys. That's how Scott ended up meeting Lauren, who went
Speaker 3: dressed as l Woods. He thought she was a sexy
Speaker 3: flight attendant. But anyway, that confusion got them talking and
Speaker 3: drinking together, hanging out, and it went so well that
Speaker 3: she even offered Scott her number before she left. But weirdly,
Speaker 3: she hasn't responded to any of his texts since. So, Scott,
Speaker 3: sorry for pointing out that you didn't get any action,
Speaker 3: But you know what, that's what we have the second
Speaker 3: date updates for. We can't guarantee it, but we all
Speaker 3: hope for action.
Speaker 2: That sound good, Scotty, I mean, do you have any
Speaker 2: guesses as to what she's gonna say when we call
Speaker 2: her and ask why she's not returning your text.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure. Maybe the COSU, maybe things I would
Speaker 7: look different outside of it, I'm not I don't know, honestly.
Speaker 1: Test trash dummy.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, if you get it, if you get
Speaker 2: a number where nude onesie is a man to be
Speaker 2: a test crash test dummy, you must look great in
Speaker 2: that out because that is a hard one to pull off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, for the record, I was one that called
Speaker 3: you a sexy rash test on me first, so I
Speaker 3: called you that three minutes ago. But if you want
Speaker 3: to thank Brook, you know, for the late comment on it,
Speaker 3: that's fine too. Anyway, I'm gonna die Lauren's number and
Speaker 3: we'll try and get your second date up till you ready. Man.
Speaker 3: Appreciate it, you sexy man. Let's do it.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi? Is this Lauren?
Speaker 10: Yes speaking Hey Lauren.
Speaker 3: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. And I apologize for saying Jeff
Speaker 3: like in a weird way.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff.
Speaker 3: Sorry I caught myself on that one. But no, this
Speaker 3: is a morning radio show, Lauren.
Speaker 1: Okay, why it's a great question, yea, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Well, we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update,
Speaker 3: where we help our listeners reconnect with people that they've
Speaker 3: gone out on dates with recently.
Speaker 10: How did you get this number?
Speaker 3: Well, someone that you the other night gave it to
Speaker 3: us because they said that they had a great time
Speaker 3: hanging out with you. In fact, you were the one
Speaker 3: that gave them your number.
Speaker 10: I haven't been on any dates in like longer than
Speaker 10: i'd like to admit. Actually, yeah, it wasn't a date.
Speaker 1: It was a Halloween party.
Speaker 3: His name's Scott.
Speaker 10: Oh uh.
Speaker 3: You remember Scott.
Speaker 4: He was a crash test dummy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I remember him, and.
Speaker 3: You remember giving him your phone number, saying to call.
Speaker 10: You, yeah, if he needed legal counsel.
Speaker 1: Wait, but you were addressed as el Wood So that
Speaker 1: was like the joke.
Speaker 10: Right, Yeah, well I was, But I'm actually a lawyer also, wit,
Speaker 10: So like you gave.
Speaker 2: Your number because like in case, he wanted to be
Speaker 2: your client, like for real?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean he told me this terrible story about
Speaker 10: an accident he was in recently, and I thought he
Speaker 10: might need representation.
Speaker 2: No, wait, so you were interested in maybe dating him?
Speaker 1: You weren't thinking of it that way.
Speaker 10: I hadn't really thought about it. I thought we were just,
Speaker 10: you know, having a friendly conversation at a party.
Speaker 3: I thought he got you a drink.
Speaker 7: Maybe.
Speaker 3: What I mean is there was no like, hey.
Speaker 4: Can I grab you a drinks?
Speaker 1: People all the time, but I did this shot thing.
Speaker 1: Remember he said they did syringes with him, yeahed each other.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I guess, I mean I probably with a dozen
Speaker 10: other people.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I was reading it wrong.
Speaker 3: Alcohol was a factor. I mean he felt like there
Speaker 3: was a connection that you guys had, that you guys
Speaker 3: were talking for a long time and hanging out, and
Speaker 3: that's why you gave him the number.
Speaker 10: I mean, it was really loud in there. To be honest,
Speaker 10: I guess there was a misunderstanding clearly.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay.
Speaker 2: Alright, this isn't bad. I mean you're not saying no.
Speaker 2: You just weren't thinking of it as a time like
Speaker 2: are you saying right now?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Do you remember how attractive and hot he was and
Speaker 4: the crash test suit?
Speaker 10: Uh well, I mean he was wearing a helmet, So Lauren, Hello, I.
Speaker 7: Was dressed up as a crash test dummy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she got that.
Speaker 10: Uh Scott.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Scott's been on the other line listening this
Speaker 3: entire time. Laurence.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, it went with my costume because I was
Speaker 7: a crash test dummy.
Speaker 2: You made the story up about the crash you were in,
Speaker 2: that she was offering you legal advice.
Speaker 10: Let me see him made everything up. Like, turns out,
Speaker 10: I don't know anything about you.
Speaker 7: You were telling me all about being a lawyer, but
Speaker 7: I thought you just were doing the same thing I
Speaker 7: was and coming up with a backstory.
Speaker 3: You thought that when she was telling you about el Woods,
Speaker 3: you didn't know that she was a real lawyer. You
Speaker 3: thought she was just making a thing about being el
Speaker 3: Woods the whole time.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I thought she either like really researched it or
Speaker 7: really watched the movie a lot, because she was like
Speaker 7: very knowledgeable about being a lawyer.
Speaker 3: Though you were really a dummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like method acting. Yes, you were method acting,
Speaker 2: but it was really real life.
Speaker 3: You guys are really good acting. Yeah. So, Lauren, are
Speaker 3: you understanding he wasn't in a real crash.
Speaker 10: I mean, I get it now, but you had a
Speaker 10: lot of things to say about this accident. I assumed
Speaker 10: it was real.
Speaker 7: I just had fun making it up. I just I
Speaker 7: like picking up stuff that you're like lying.
Speaker 3: Like how detailed are we talking here?
Speaker 10: How dark? I mean describing the way the cars were coming,
Speaker 10: and like what I would ask him about as a lawyer, like.
Speaker 4: I got And then I went, oh no.
Speaker 3: And Lauren's actually taking notes like you do. Actually I
Speaker 3: think I have a case absolutely conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a funny misunderstanding.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, now you guys know that that's.
Speaker 3: Not the case, right, You guys do realize that, right,
Speaker 3: He's not a real crash test dummy, and Scott, she
Speaker 3: is a real lawyer.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, okay, Okay, established that, And now I'm wondering,
Speaker 11: is there still a connection between you guys.
Speaker 4: You guys should just get to know each other.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean I heard a lot about her being
Speaker 7: a lawyer, and apparently I just thought it was all fake,
Speaker 7: but apparently it was all real. So I do feel
Speaker 7: kind of like I know a little bit about what
Speaker 7: she does and I would very much like to go
Speaker 7: on a real date.
Speaker 10: No more about her, okay, O, Well, I mean I
Speaker 10: feel like I don't know anything about you.
Speaker 7: Scott.
Speaker 1: He's a good liar. Yeah, oh, he's got a vivid
Speaker 1: imagination is what she should take.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that one.
Speaker 3: What do you actually do for a living, Scott, I'm
Speaker 3: an engineer. What type of engineer are you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: A train engineer, like an airplane engineer? Yeah, technical engineer,
Speaker 3: Because you mean, there's so much confusion. I just want
Speaker 3: this to be as clear as possible.
Speaker 7: I'm an electrical engineer. I like the design telephone poles
Speaker 7: and things of that nature.
Speaker 3: You design poles.
Speaker 4: There's like, I got a new idea for this one
Speaker 4: straight and it's all worse.
Speaker 3: You're a genius, Scott surprised, I guess so.
Speaker 1: But that's cute. I think he's really cute. Lauren.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, Lauren, what do you think, like, would
Speaker 3: you be willing to go out on an actual date
Speaker 3: with Scott because we would pay for it?
Speaker 10: Well, I feel kind of bad about ignoring you considering
Speaker 10: how this all played out. Maybe coffee okay.
Speaker 7: Oh absolutely, that'd be great.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we can afford that. We probably can't afford
Speaker 1: your legal fees, so that was well.
Speaker 10: Maybe we shouldn't call it a date. I feel like
Speaker 10: I just need to to meet you again for the
Speaker 10: first time so we can get to know each other
Speaker 10: a little bit.
Speaker 7: Is it cool my costumes?
Speaker 1: Okay, funny guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that. A fake lawyer who turns out
Speaker 3: to be a real lawyer meets a fake crash test
Speaker 3: dummy who turns out to be a real Dummy's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I know Scott was just joking about bringing his costume
Speaker 3: to their little date meet up thing, but I really
Speaker 3: do wish he would show up to that coffee shop
Speaker 3: dressed as a crash test dummy.
Speaker 2: Why, just so that other people can be weirded out
Speaker 2: when he walks it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we shouldn't have to be the only people exposed
Speaker 3: to that. Yeah, that's true. But we were able to
Speaker 3: get them a second date.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Another positive is now date? Well, yeah, that's true. It
Speaker 3: was you know, it felt kind of like a pity
Speaker 3: meeting out.
Speaker 4: Okay, eating up together after she was he wasn't getting
Speaker 4: a call back.
Speaker 3: It's a date, Okay, they're fall in love, definitely, Well,
Speaker 3: it's a date. Another positive, though, is that now we
Speaker 3: have a lawyer friend. Yeah, and she's going to help
Speaker 3: us sue whoever we want power.
Speaker 1: I don't think that this is healthy no, that's in
Speaker 1: the agreement.
Speaker 3: When you do a second date up it's going to
Speaker 3: help me. Remember, if you want to get a second
Speaker 3: date update, you can always email the show. We'll call
Speaker 3: the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The picture a strobe light with blaring music. Okay, a
Speaker 3: bunch of minions doing the worm it's really cute in
Speaker 3: a cobweb table with an empty candy bowl right in
Speaker 3: the middle.
Speaker 1: Because I ate it.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners found themselves in the middle of
Speaker 3: an epic Halloween house party. Okay, and he thinks he
Speaker 3: found a girl to date there. I r L. But
Speaker 3: something happened on the way over to the Daker remix,
Speaker 3: and we're about to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: It's the real reason why she's not calling him back,
Speaker 3: because honestly, he doesn't even remember. Oh, it's a Halloween
Speaker 3: themed second date update coming out next second date up date.
Speaker 3: You ever hooked up at a Halloween party before where
Speaker 3: you got a sexy nurse on top of a fireman,
Speaker 3: on top of the clown from it, on top of
Speaker 3: four David Hasselhoffs, I've seen it, I've done it. Hashtag
Speaker 3: best Halloween ever.
Speaker 1: It's unknown. I thought he was a sexy nurse.
Speaker 3: But by the end I wasn't even sure what I was.
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners also had a Halloween party hookup,
Speaker 3: and now he's calling for our help. His name's Andrew. Andrew.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 13: Hey guys, happy to be here.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, did you have a good It sounds like
Speaker 2: you had a great Halloween party, so you.
Speaker 13: Know, it's a bit complicated. There were good things, they
Speaker 13: were a bad thing. Okay, So I met this really
Speaker 13: hot girl, her name was Lexi at a Halloween party.
Speaker 3: Triggering.
Speaker 4: It's triggering for every hot girl's name is Lexi, and
Speaker 4: that's my ex girlfriend's.
Speaker 13: Names the hot name. You know.
Speaker 3: What was the scariest thing about the house party?
Speaker 13: Honestly, it was the parking situation.
Speaker 1: Wait what I will say?
Speaker 2: That can be a pain when you're at a house party.
Speaker 13: Don't.
Speaker 1: Let's get man residential streets.
Speaker 13: It was like almost impossible to find a spot. It
Speaker 13: took me literally forever. But you know, being the genius
Speaker 13: I was, I was dressed as a shuttlecock, you know,
Speaker 13: like the thing from Badman.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like it's feathery.
Speaker 12: It's like it was a huge, like white hula hoop
Speaker 12: on the bottom, and I wore like a red cap
Speaker 12: on my head.
Speaker 13: That that was one of the worst decisions of my life,
Speaker 13: just driving with that.
Speaker 3: You were driving with it on. You put it on
Speaker 3: once you get there.
Speaker 2: But even then, maneuvering through doorways, like the whole thing
Speaker 2: sounds awesome for a picture.
Speaker 1: And then beyond that, the functionality very lovely.
Speaker 3: I can tell about your costume choice that you weren't
Speaker 3: planning on trying to hook up with something.
Speaker 13: Nah, I did not think that was in the cards.
Speaker 13: You know, like I parked far away and just even
Speaker 13: walking there that wasn't easy. But you know, so I
Speaker 13: got there and you know, like it's a dark house,
Speaker 13: like there are lights and stuff on that, but I
Speaker 13: can't really see and I'm tripping, and you know, there's
Speaker 13: some people in the streets that I know who are
Speaker 13: also going there, and like at one point I fell
Speaker 13: over and they started they tried to roll me.
Speaker 1: That actually sounds kind of that is a sexy entrance.
Speaker 3: Okay, now that we know what you were addressed as
Speaker 3: in the parking situation, tell us a little bit about LEXI,
Speaker 3: did you two end up meeting?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 13: So, like I get there and there are people dancing
Speaker 13: around and stuff, and then it's almost like a freaking movie.
Speaker 13: Like through the thick of the fog, I see this
Speaker 13: beautiful girl. She's dressed as a shotgun wedding, which I
Speaker 13: thought was hilarious.
Speaker 7: It was like like a tight.
Speaker 13: White dress and she had a balloon underneath to make
Speaker 13: it look like she was preggers, and yeah, she was
Speaker 13: holding a nerf gun.
Speaker 3: Wow idea. So how did you approach this fake pregnant woman?
Speaker 13: So oh yeah, I was trying to think of like
Speaker 13: what my move would be, and I saw there were
Speaker 13: like a bunch of candy wrappers just on the floor naturally,
Speaker 13: so I tried to do it as like this joke.
Speaker 13: I'd smoothly walked over her and I was like, hey,
Speaker 13: so you woke some candy and I held out a
Speaker 13: bunch of empty rappers.
Speaker 3: Did you do it with that weird voice?
Speaker 4: You get action between the costume and that.
Speaker 1: Is I mean you went through with that idea?
Speaker 13: Yeah, And also I definitely used the voice. The voice
Speaker 13: is the secret.
Speaker 4: That's how you get that shows you're not taking yourself seriously.
Speaker 3: What was Alexiser's bonds.
Speaker 13: We both started laughing and stuff, and then she was like, oh,
Speaker 13: so if you can find me a Reese's peanut butter cup, like,
Speaker 13: I'll give you a reward. So I was like, bet,
Speaker 13: you know this is my mission now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a candy. Yeah, but you know every cannybal
Speaker 1: those are always eaten.
Speaker 13: I was walking around trying to find any Reese's cups
Speaker 13: I could. I walk over to like some of the
Speaker 13: Harley Quinn's at the party that were like four of them,
Speaker 13: and so I asked them and no luck, no luck.
Speaker 13: But then eventually some dude dressed as a zombie just
Speaker 13: handed me like a whole bunch, had like pockets full
Speaker 13: of them. He was he was the Reese's zombie. So
Speaker 13: he helped me out there.
Speaker 1: Kind of smart zombie.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so what was your reward when you got
Speaker 2: her your her Reese's cup?
Speaker 13: So okay, it should also be mentioned, just for the
Speaker 13: sake of story. I was drinking a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go, I mean, it's a party.
Speaker 13: So I go back and I give her the cups
Speaker 13: and she's really really stoked, and she tells me your
Speaker 13: name it's Lexi, and yeah, started to hang out.
Speaker 8: We had a good time, all right.
Speaker 3: The peanut butter cups unlocked the door.
Speaker 1: I would say yes to better than flowers.
Speaker 3: Pay attention, gentlemen. Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 13: So we had kind of like a best case worst
Speaker 13: case scenario happening here. Okay, we started making out, and
Speaker 13: you know, we both wanted, you know, a little bit
Speaker 13: more to happen, but I'll be honest, we had some
Speaker 13: costume difficulties and it didn't go too perfectly.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's amazing you could even reach her lips with the
Speaker 2: contraction around you.
Speaker 13: We were also both just a tad bit hammered, and
Speaker 13: I can't remember too many of the detail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So did the hookup end up happening or no?
Speaker 13: No, not really, nothing beyond making out. But I did
Speaker 13: end up getting her number from a friend of mine
Speaker 13: w also knew her. But I've got nothing, no response,
Speaker 13: absolute ghosts saying, bro.
Speaker 4: Like, how did the night end for you?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 13: I I definitely remember falling down a couple of times.
Speaker 13: Oh no, boy, and I woke up in bed the
Speaker 13: next morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm just worried that you were maybe reading
Speaker 2: this wrong because she's not the one that gave you
Speaker 2: her number.
Speaker 1: You know, I've made out with tons of.
Speaker 2: Different dudes at party, zero intention of either hooking up
Speaker 2: or ever wanting to see them again.
Speaker 3: We all we know it may have been brooked that
Speaker 3: you were making out because entire time, she has no.
Speaker 1: Idea I've done this, make out again.
Speaker 3: You don't remember anything, but I want to help you, Andrew,
Speaker 3: finish what you started that night. Okay, we're gonna play
Speaker 3: a song. We'll come back. Brook's gonna go out and
Speaker 3: grab some Reese's Peanut butter cups in the lobby just
Speaker 3: in case we have to help the situation.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying. I got a secret drawer.
Speaker 3: Okay, go to the secret drawer. We're gonna come back
Speaker 3: and try and get your second date update with Lexi.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks guys, All right, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: They say the key to a woman's heart is to
Speaker 3: make her laugh, but the key to a woman's kid
Speaker 3: is to hand her a Reese's Peanut buttercuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that me?
Speaker 3: Because one of our listeners, Andrew met a woman named
Speaker 3: Alexi at a Halloween party. Recently. She told him if
Speaker 3: he could find her a reses, she'd give him a
Speaker 3: little reward. Okay, So he did, and they tried hooking up,
Speaker 3: but had some costume challenges, you know, Plus there was
Speaker 3: alcohol involved, so it was kind of fuzzy for Andrew
Speaker 3: remembering how this all ended. We're going to do our
Speaker 3: best though, to help get him another date. And Brooke,
Speaker 3: I just got to say, you don't seem as invested
Speaker 3: as you normally do in these things, Like did the
Speaker 3: shuttlecock outfit turn you off? For what's going on?
Speaker 1: I just think he may be misreading the whole vibe.
Speaker 3: Right he hunted down. As for her, Brooks, what more
Speaker 3: do you want from this guy? Usually if it's a
Speaker 3: one night stand, you're like, whoa, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I'm all for one night stands in fun, But like,
Speaker 2: I don't think she wanted it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like candy, Yes I do.
Speaker 2: She just wanted the candy and was like, ah, I
Speaker 2: don'll kiss him like all my own with him, A
Speaker 2: little bit satisfy the dude, Like she didn't even give
Speaker 2: him her number.
Speaker 3: Andrew, is that the vibe that you were getting that
Speaker 3: she just wanted candy from you?
Speaker 13: Honestly. No, we were really having a good time. Yes
Speaker 13: we were a little tipsy, Yes, Candy was involved, but
Speaker 13: she seemed to really like me, and I genuinely liked her.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I like you. We'll find out.
Speaker 3: Yeah calling him. Okay, maybe eat some more chocolate and
Speaker 3: get you in a better mood because we need to
Speaker 3: make this phone call.
Speaker 1: Now, shake it up?
Speaker 3: You ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: All Remember we're on Andrew's side.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not against him, You're just not really
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 2: And I love his costume idea, you know, I like
Speaker 2: overly complicated, like ridiculous things to wear on hallowed.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she almost gave you a compliment. You should
Speaker 3: feel good about that.
Speaker 13: I'll take it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna dial Lexi's phone number. We're gonna trying to
Speaker 3: get your second date up. Are you ready? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, man, here we go.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm looking for Lexi.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, my name is jeff from the radio show Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: What from a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning, And.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, Yeah, someone was impressed by morning radio.
Speaker 2: I like, Okay, we do a podcast too.
Speaker 3: But uh, we're doing something right now called a second
Speaker 3: date update, where we help our listeners reach out after
Speaker 3: usually a date. But I guess you didn't go out
Speaker 3: on a date with this guy.
Speaker 14: What's his name?
Speaker 3: His name's Andrew.
Speaker 14: Andrew.
Speaker 1: You may remember him as like shuttlecock die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you met at a Halloween party and he was
Speaker 3: dressed as like a bad minton birdie.
Speaker 14: Yes, oh oh oh, more emotions.
Speaker 3: You asked him to go find a Reese's peanut butter
Speaker 3: cup for you. Okay, peanut butter cup triggered the memories?
Speaker 3: There it is that says we have a good story
Speaker 3: coming there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't know do you remember him, because
Speaker 2: it sounds like you may not remember the night very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know it was a crazy night. You know,
Speaker 7: it's Halloween.
Speaker 14: We were all drinking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I briefly remember asking a guy for races.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 3: That guy has a name and it's Andrew.
Speaker 2: He said he got your number from like a friend
Speaker 2: of yours or something.
Speaker 11: Yeah o okay, Yeah, and so Andrew told us all
Speaker 11: about the night, at least the parts that he remembers, because,
Speaker 11: like you said, you guys were all drinking, and he's
Speaker 11: just wondering if something went wrong or if not, if
Speaker 11: you guys can see each other again.
Speaker 7: Did he tell you anything else?
Speaker 1: He told us that you made out. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: But so we were making out, and you know, we
Speaker 7: wanted to kind of be in a private area.
Speaker 14: So we went to his car.
Speaker 1: Okay, not like an upstairs bedroom. Both people with large
Speaker 1: things around them getting into a car.
Speaker 3: How did that work?
Speaker 7: It was?
Speaker 14: It didn't work.
Speaker 2: I love how like a drug guy couldn't figure out
Speaker 2: how to get his costume just off.
Speaker 1: Can't you just take that part off to get into
Speaker 1: the car?
Speaker 7: That's exactly it, Like, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: We were so drunk we couldn't figure out how to
Speaker 2: get his thing off.
Speaker 3: So I'm just picturing the two of you now in
Speaker 3: the back of the car, just like in mangled outfits,
Speaker 3: unable to touch.
Speaker 7: It got really awkward and I had to climb up
Speaker 7: inside his costume, like.
Speaker 13: Like, I love it.
Speaker 1: Guess that's one way.
Speaker 10: To do it.
Speaker 3: Would say that as a joke earlier.
Speaker 4: That's amazing you actually did that.
Speaker 3: You guys are determined to make this happen.
Speaker 2: Clearly, well, you were trying to take it off right,
Speaker 2: You weren't climbing up there to be sexy.
Speaker 8: Well, I wanted to get what I wanted to get.
Speaker 3: Okay, I hope no one walk by the car. So
Speaker 3: you're in the back of his car. You climb up
Speaker 3: inside of his costume. Now he looks pregnant. What's going
Speaker 3: on next?
Speaker 14: Through his hula hoop?
Speaker 7: And then he's not ready and I'm like, okay, ready.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then you I mean, that's quite the crawl
Speaker 1: of shame.
Speaker 13: Then you.
Speaker 1: Of the shadow talk and you tell him what, like,
Speaker 1: what are you even saying?
Speaker 3: A sad tunnel? Yes, that's what a crazy story. But
Speaker 3: I don't think Andrew even knows that happened.
Speaker 2: Do you not know?
Speaker 1: Because he didn't he doesn't he didn't tell us that,
Speaker 1: not the car, or he didn't tell us that because
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. Isn't that embarrassing?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, let's ask if he remembers, Andrew, do you
Speaker 3: remember any of this happening?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 13: Uh well, first off, high lex nice to hear from
Speaker 13: you again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lexi, I need to let you know that Andrew's
Speaker 3: been listening this entire time.
Speaker 1: You want to Oh my god, you're good, Lexi.
Speaker 13: I didn't really remember that bit. I mean, once you
Speaker 13: started telling it, it started coming back. But I don't
Speaker 13: think one broken should you know, Negate what could be
Speaker 13: a very happy.
Speaker 3: I think you shouldn't say broken.
Speaker 4: She wasn't broken. It wasn't even there at least.
Speaker 1: To blame somewhere else man like on the alcohol or something.
Speaker 13: Yeah, mistakes were made, That's all I can say. I'm
Speaker 13: more than just a pretty face and a shuttle Cock costume.
Speaker 7: I can't.
Speaker 9: It seems.
Speaker 13: I do other stuff, you know, I snowboard, I've seen
Speaker 13: all of the Sopranos.
Speaker 2: Heyes, are you reading her your dating bio right now?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 13: I'm shooting my shot. You know, she doesn't even know me.
Speaker 13: She just knows me as some dude in a Batman costume.
Speaker 7: You know, I want her to know me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Remember there's definitely only up to go from that
Speaker 1: experience that you had with him exactly.
Speaker 3: I mean, let's say, what do you think like? He
Speaker 3: likes the Sopranos. Do you like the Sopranos? Are you
Speaker 3: into snowboarding?
Speaker 10: I like those.
Speaker 7: Sopranos, but I don't like snowboarding, So it's half a
Speaker 7: hack there's.
Speaker 3: Probably more options. What else you got, Andrew?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 13: Would it help if I did a Tony soprano impression?
Speaker 3: Impression Tony sopranos on Brooks like Hall pass list?
Speaker 9: Come on, it's not I kind of want to hear
Speaker 9: the soprano.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Andrew, the old day the gone, the old days
Speaker 8: they're gone, Andrew.
Speaker 3: What I really think you need to do is ask
Speaker 3: Lexi out in an Italian voice? How would Tony soprano
Speaker 3: ask a lady out?
Speaker 9: Take you down to what shelter you can get and
Speaker 9: sort of shower you want, any sort of shandwich, and
Speaker 9: you know, maybe you can go down to the construction
Speaker 9: side and do a little extra building.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wow, do you want to check out his meatballs? Lexi?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: My goodness.
Speaker 3: I mean he's a man of many talents, Lexi.
Speaker 4: Is he sounds fun, doesn't he?
Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, we would love to offer
Speaker 3: to send you guys out on another date, and we
Speaker 3: will pay for it, only.
Speaker 7: Under one condition.
Speaker 9: That he brings peanut butter cups.
Speaker 3: All right, Tony Soprano, Tony soprano, you got some Reese's hookups?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: I got some hop.
Speaker 3: Congratulations you you got a second date.
Speaker 6: You thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you overcame everything. I'm just gonna say that, Okay, Andrew.
Speaker 13: Or I'm an underdog. I gotta do what i gotta do.
Speaker 3: Again, gotta do what you gotta do, get second date.
Speaker 1: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You guys, realize what we just did there.
Speaker 1: It's the impossible, the impossible.
Speaker 3: We matched a guy in a giant badminton suit with
Speaker 3: a girl dressed as a shotgun wedding.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you know, if we check in on them in
Speaker 3: a few months and things have actually gone well, they
Speaker 3: might be celebrating a real shock gun wedding together baby wreath. Yeah,
Speaker 3: unless he still can't figure it out. No pregnant, but
Speaker 3: you know, we wish the best for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually sweet.
Speaker 3: It was kind of sweet. And you know, millions and
Speaker 3: millions of stories just like that are going to be
Speaker 3: happening all over the place at Halloween house parties all
Speaker 3: across the country.
Speaker 1: I hope everyone learned their lesson about complicated costumes. Problem. Yeah, naked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Put a door in it so that people can get
Speaker 3: in and may pick him up a little bit easily.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to make sure somebody's home once they open the door.
Speaker 3: That's right. Remember, if you want a second ate update,
Speaker 3: you can always email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 3: who wasn't calling you back