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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: It is just the right number.

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Go on, just call me back.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works

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Speaker 5: like this. Let's say someone approaches you when you're at

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Speaker 5: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, I need to go outside for some air

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Speaker 5: because you just took my breath away. Whatever you do,

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Speaker 5: don't step on the tube connected to his oxygen tak. Instead,

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Speaker 5: reach over and press his life alert button and tell

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Speaker 5: him once you're done with him, he's definitely gonna be

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Speaker 5: in cardiac arrest. And that's when you slip in the

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Speaker 5: number to the loser lines. Hopefully he calls it and

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Speaker 5: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hi, this is something you should probably know.

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Speaker 6: Is like that newly single.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 6: I'm just putting myself back out there now. You really

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Speaker 6: seem really nice, So I figured why not let me

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Speaker 6: just give this a try. M How do I end

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Speaker 6: this call?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Oh god, I haven't been this confused since they put

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Speaker 6: in those card readers at the gas station. I'm just

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Speaker 6: going to press all the buttons until something happened.

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Speaker 1: Next message, I think the time just ran out after

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Speaker 1: like fifteen years.

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Speaker 5: That's a lot of voicemail from my mom. Would sound

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Speaker 5: like if she ever became single, except it would go

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Speaker 5: on for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 4: I was like, so rooting for her. She did so well. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: someone just needs to teach her that end button, the

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Speaker 4: big red one.

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Speaker 5: But she's never made a phone call before.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hi, uh, this is the magician from.

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Speaker 7: The bar last night. You left the show before the

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Speaker 7: show started, so you missed all of the all the fun.

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Speaker 7: But I thought maybe just for you, I could do

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Speaker 7: some magic over the phone, give you a little give

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Speaker 7: you a little private showing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so as you can see, I've got well.

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Speaker 7: You can't see, but okay, so just imagine. Just think. Hey,

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Speaker 7: I have a yellow fudgy ball. It's in my hand,

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Speaker 7: normal ball, nothing special.

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Speaker 1: I give it a tap and another tap and proof

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Speaker 1: it's gone danished And oh what's.

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Speaker 3: That behind your ear?

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Speaker 7: Look anyway, Uh, I love to see these in person,

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Speaker 7: and who knows, maybe I'll make you close disappear. No

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Speaker 7: I'm kidding, no Ah.

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Speaker 4: That's the most unconfident magician I've ever heard.

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Speaker 5: If you're looking for his services, though, just google awkward

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Speaker 5: perverted magician online.

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Speaker 6: This can be a business model.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, call people thirty minute shows. Okay, no, imagine I'm

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Speaker 5: sod and half crazy.

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Speaker 4: Right wait, I'm levitating.

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Speaker 5: Let's not ruin his magic. But speaking of perverted magicians,

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Speaker 5: have you been to our Instagram before? Our digital producer

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Speaker 5: Jake says, that's where the real fans.

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Speaker 4: Live, Hey, where the real magic happens.

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Speaker 3: For sure.

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Speaker 5: You can not only follow the show there, but you'll

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Speaker 5: get exclusive clips of us doing silly things all around

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Speaker 5: the office.

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Speaker 4: And you can actually see him.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The other big podcasters don't do that.

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Speaker 7: No, they suck it, Joe Rogan.

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Speaker 4: What are you bringing that silly?

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Speaker 5: No, nobody silly like we are. And we post our

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Speaker 5: loser line clips favorite ones of the week every single week.

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Speaker 5: So go find us at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Just like Lust and subscribe.

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Speaker 6: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 2: You my buddy Kirkie, he gave me your number.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were cute and.

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Speaker 2: Uh sorry, hold on a second, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I just whoa Okay, Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I was just curious about Oh man.

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Speaker 3: Well, are they going to ask you.

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Speaker 2: That's where I had a reason for calling. I get

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Speaker 2: have you like, have you one whippets before? Like those

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Speaker 2: little canister things? Uh like the hold on? Okay, so

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Speaker 2: sorry you still you're still there? I was gonna ask

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Speaker 2: you have you ever done whip it before? They're they're

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Speaker 2: way more fun than I remember them being. Oh that

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Speaker 2: was a big one.

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Speaker 4: That made most unsexy drug use.

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Speaker 5: The ones that one didn't meet your bar I did.

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Speaker 4: Appreciate that it was his buddy who gave him the

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Speaker 4: loser line.

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Speaker 5: I don't know you guys, is there any chance we

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Speaker 5: can invite this guy to our next show dinner, just

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Speaker 5: to like spice things up a little bit?

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Speaker 4: You don't remember to come?

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Speaker 3: Hey? Uh hey, bud, it's your uncle Bob. Your mom

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Speaker 3: wanted me to leave you this message because you just

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Speaker 3: did your what the piano recital thing and uh she

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Speaker 3: sent me the video of it and just wow, dude,

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Speaker 3: you've got uh well, you've got some big moves on

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Speaker 3: the keys there. It was, oh god, what do you

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Speaker 3: what do you guys call it? It was.

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Speaker 6: Vibes?

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Speaker 3: No, no, big, big, big, big vibes. I love you, buddy,

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Speaker 3: Stay groovy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Uncle Bob, oh.

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Speaker 3: Is that how you do it.

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Speaker 5: Everybody's doing whippets on this O.

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Speaker 4: My god, poor uncle, what I get it?

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Speaker 7: That's gonna be me?

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Speaker 4: Like I've already talked to you that your sister's gonna

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Speaker 4: give you the Loser college.

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Speaker 6: Remember.

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Speaker 5: Hit up and subscribe to our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: where we post all of our content, our second dates,

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Speaker 5: phone taps, and video recordings of us live reacting in

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Speaker 5: studio while doing whippets to all of the Loser line

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Speaker 5: clips of the week. We've got a phone tap coming

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Speaker 5: up right after this