Speaker 1: So everyone, this is Sam.
Speaker 2: I met him working at Tutto il Giorno, which is
Speaker 2: Gabby Karen and her husband's restaurant.
Speaker 1: They seem happy, they seem and love they own this restaurant.
Speaker 2: So I was at Twuto and Sam said to me,
Speaker 2: can I come on your podcast? And I said, I
Speaker 2: really don't have a ton of guests anymore in the
Speaker 2: podcast because it's more rants.
Speaker 1: And we do have guests, but.
Speaker 2: Respectfully, you know, we've had like Hillary Clinton and Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 2: So I have been asked by so many people to
Speaker 2: come on, and I haven't ever really said yes. Like
Speaker 2: someone from high school, like ninth grade, asked me if
Speaker 2: they could come on, and it's hard to say no
Speaker 2: because you don't want to be rude. And so I
Speaker 2: sort of said to you, like, I don't really which
Speaker 2: is true. I don't really have a lot of guests
Speaker 2: on and it's mostly rants, and I do like the
Speaker 2: rants and just talking to the audience better than the
Speaker 2: guests anyway usually, So it wasn't even like a diss
Speaker 2: on you or anything or even any of my guests,
Speaker 2: even even of the best guest. I just like sort
Speaker 2: of riffing and not being tethered to anything. So you
Speaker 2: walked away and Brinn said to me last night, oh,
Speaker 2: you should have him on, Mama, you should have him on.
Speaker 2: So I then said, yeah, so Peanut is. She's the sweetest.
Speaker 2: So she said you should have him on. He's nice
Speaker 2: to us, and he got us the table and I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, we'll have him on tomorrow. So that
Speaker 2: was how we got you back to the table. You
Speaker 2: were bringing her, I guess to another Shirley Temple and
Speaker 2: so here we are.
Speaker 1: So now you're on. And for those.
Speaker 2: Of you who don't know Tuto Old Journal, they have
Speaker 2: a location in Southampton in seg They did have in
Speaker 2: the city and Tribeca for a minute.
Speaker 3: Right they did. Yes, that closed during COVID, but they
Speaker 3: opened up in East Hampton a cafe.
Speaker 2: Oh I've been there, different though, more like opening super casual.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're opening in Palmbi in the near future.
Speaker 1: Smart Okay.
Speaker 2: So the restaurant is very sort of bohem sexy chic
Speaker 2: like Balinese furniture, Donna Karen's influence, urbans and store really
Speaker 2: expensive like Cashmeir items I have many of. But it's
Speaker 2: a vibe and they have a DJ sometimes and jewelry. So, Sam,
Speaker 2: you're a manager there or you're the manager there.
Speaker 3: I'm the matre d.
Speaker 1: You're the matre d there, Okay.
Speaker 3: So essentially, yes, one of the managers, one of.
Speaker 1: The managers, okay.
Speaker 2: And you have a side that is your side hustle
Speaker 2: or you have a side hustle.
Speaker 3: Well, it started as my side hustle and it evolved
Speaker 3: into something much more meaningful and it really helped me
Speaker 3: like rediscover my love for hospitality. But prior to COVID,
Speaker 3: I was full time in the entertainment space and producing
Speaker 3: content for brands and working for film festivals and making films,
Speaker 3: which I just completed my first feature length film that'll
Speaker 3: be coming out hopefully later this year.
Speaker 1: What's it called.
Speaker 3: It's called The Premiere, okay, And you mentioned in it
Speaker 3: it takes place in sag Harbor. It's a it's a
Speaker 3: satirical mockumentary kind of commentary on the community. We filmed
Speaker 3: it all throughout the community and it's fun, it's offbeat.
Speaker 3: It's a special project that I'm excited for people to
Speaker 3: eventually see it.
Speaker 1: And you got to get it into the Hampton's Film
Speaker 1: Festival hopefully.
Speaker 3: Hopefully, but wait but this moment is like sixteen years
Speaker 3: in the making for me. I really have been manifesting
Speaker 3: this like meaningful conversation with you for many years. We
Speaker 3: go back many, many, many years, more than you probably
Speaker 3: can remember. But I said, I want to kind of
Speaker 3: go back and mention it all. And I think you're
Speaker 3: going to be surprised at how many interactions we've had
Speaker 3: throughout the years and how I've kind of been leading
Speaker 3: up to this moment.
Speaker 2: I am surprised because I think I remember seeing you.
Speaker 2: Did I see you at Kelly Rippa's party at Gelman's
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 3: Yes, you did? You saw me there?
Speaker 1: Okay? That was?
Speaker 3: That was That's one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like my first recent memory that I remember
Speaker 2: member of you. And you asked, And I think that
Speaker 2: in life for people, it's you know, it's important to
Speaker 2: go for it, not to be pushy, but to find
Speaker 2: the balance between pushy and going for it. And you
Speaker 2: asked and Brinn advocated for you. So here we are.
Speaker 2: So when did we first meet?
Speaker 3: We first met in two thousand and eight at your
Speaker 3: apartment on I get what it was like sixty second
Speaker 3: and something. I was an intern at Extra my junior
Speaker 3: year of college.
Speaker 2: Oh was that when I was doing like the acupuncture
Speaker 2: or something on a table.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were doing some sort of of yoga with
Speaker 3: like oil dripping on your forehead. Cookie was there? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, the whole crew. Yeah, I mean we go
Speaker 3: way back. This was first season of Housewives. So I
Speaker 3: feel like I really did meet you and know you when,
Speaker 3: and I loved you.
Speaker 1: Then I was going to say, was I nice because
Speaker 1: you were an intern?
Speaker 3: I tell people all the time, Bethany, you you really
Speaker 3: one of the reasons I do admire you so much.
Speaker 3: And I know there's no way to say this without
Speaker 3: sounding like some sort of like obsessed, but it's so
Speaker 3: much more than that, because I really kind of almost
Speaker 3: of us as like, not that we're on the sating level.
Speaker 3: Obviously you've achieved a lot more of success and notoriety,
Speaker 3: but like, I did meet you at a time when
Speaker 3: you were not as successful and I was sort of
Speaker 3: starting myself in the same space. So you're my contemporary
Speaker 3: as far as I'm concerned. I'm just catching up as
Speaker 3: you as you recently said, you know, but you were
Speaker 3: the same person in that moment that I met last night,
Speaker 3: and you were the same person that I saw on
Speaker 3: television you really are just who you are and unapologetically
Speaker 3: you and yeah, you weren't only nice, but you were
Speaker 3: funny and sarcastic and witty back then. And when I
Speaker 3: met you years later at the Skinny Girl Stangry a
Speaker 3: launch party at the it was at the Grammar Seat
Speaker 3: Park Hotel, Oh wow. I was there because a friend
Speaker 3: of mine worked for Dylan Lawrence, so we got invited
Speaker 3: and I approached you God, your then husband. You were great,
Speaker 3: and I actually I recalled the first time that we
Speaker 3: had met at your apartment and I said, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: and at that point you had really achieved so much
Speaker 3: more success, and I probably said, oh, I just, you know,
Speaker 3: want you to know how much I expect what you've
Speaker 3: done and how much admire you. When you you got
Speaker 3: a little emotional actually in the moment, and they were
Speaker 3: filming it for your show, and then afterwards your producers
Speaker 3: like ambushed me and said, oh, did you sign a release?
Speaker 3: Did you sign a release? And I did, and then
Speaker 3: I was waiting anxiously for it to air and I
Speaker 3: never did. Yeah, I was actually relieved.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting.
Speaker 3: And then I met you again at Yonkers Raceway.
Speaker 1: When I did the Derby thing you did.
Speaker 3: I went and this was like probably a rock about it,
Speaker 3: but I was just going because I you know, I'm
Speaker 3: from Westchester. It's just like randomly going to bet On,
Speaker 3: you know, a horse race, and there you were so
Speaker 3: that bright in the experience for race. Right.
Speaker 2: No, but yeah, Yonkers Raceway is and we're all hopes
Speaker 2: and dreams come true. But I was at Yonkers Raceway
Speaker 2: on the Derby day and I was doing something I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but listen, we've all hustled.
Speaker 2: And I'm glad that that's the case because I can
Speaker 2: say that there have been times there was someone who
Speaker 2: said something on my talk show like that I wasn't
Speaker 2: maybe I wasn't nice to them, or I think that
Speaker 2: happened or somewhere like I'm always I always wonder because
Speaker 2: you were an in, so I might have been talking
Speaker 2: to the producer, but like, how was I to the
Speaker 2: intern or the camera person.
Speaker 1: Because you're there to do something and whatever.
Speaker 2: It's impossible to acknowledge every single person, and I hope
Speaker 2: that I do, because when someone comes up for a
Speaker 2: picture or something like in a bathroom or a restaurant,
Speaker 2: if they say, like a mid bite can I get
Speaker 2: a picture?
Speaker 1: And I'm like in that moment, I'm like, can.
Speaker 2: We wait till after because I just feel degraded by
Speaker 2: and then I obsess over it anyway and I end
Speaker 2: up chasing. I was in the Glory Days diner in Connecticut.
Speaker 2: I ended up looking through the restaurant for the person
Speaker 2: because I thought they were going to wait for a second.
Speaker 2: And I've done it in the airport, like run through
Speaker 2: the airport out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was like mid p and you know, so anyway,
Speaker 1: you try, But no.
Speaker 2: One's crying for people who are public people, but it's
Speaker 2: hard for them to every moment with someone make a
Speaker 2: moment because that person it's their big moment with the
Speaker 2: person who's being asked could have that moment. So many times,
Speaker 2: no one's crying for anyone. I'm just saying I'm glad
Speaker 2: that it's a balancing at it.
Speaker 3: But anytime, any interaction we've ever had, you've been very
Speaker 3: pleasant and well I appreciate that, just you know.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about the Hamptons a little bit. So
Speaker 2: do you love the Hamptons? Do you find it to
Speaker 2: be like do she at all? During this time of
Speaker 2: year you're engaging in like the service industry without getting
Speaker 2: into specifics, but do you find it to be a
Speaker 2: little how different is it on and off season? Not
Speaker 2: from a crowd perspective, but from a type of person perspective,
Speaker 2: Like how big a assholes can people be when it's
Speaker 2: heightened season?
Speaker 1: Without telling any names or anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean people we definitely experience and witness
Speaker 3: like the worst of humanity in the hospitality industry in
Speaker 3: July and August. It's a lot of people who just
Speaker 3: really are not ingrained in the community and they're not
Speaker 3: familiar with the area, and they come here with like
Speaker 3: entitled attitudes and just obnoxiousness. So that's really the main
Speaker 3: difference is just obviously the volume of people that come
Speaker 3: in the high season compared to you know, the year
Speaker 3: round community, which is all local people like myself, And
Speaker 3: it's such a small community. I mean, you're especially sag
Speaker 3: Harbor specifically. You know, it's like one main street and
Speaker 3: you've got everything you need from the coffee shop to
Speaker 3: the gym and to the laundromat to the restaurant. So
Speaker 3: when you're here in the off season, you're spending most
Speaker 3: of your day at these places with the same small
Speaker 3: group of people. But that's what I love most about
Speaker 3: the Hamptons is that being here year round you really
Speaker 3: become part of a very special community. There just has
Speaker 3: so much to offer, from you know, the natural beauty
Speaker 3: in the area to you know, the allura of the
Speaker 3: Hampton's and the sophistication of it, and you know access
Speaker 3: to the city and everything that this area provides.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm Whitney who's a friend of mine. Whitney Cummings
Speaker 2: is going to be excited when I call her out
Speaker 2: again for this because she said on Kelly and Ryan
Speaker 2: I think was her co host at that time, she
Speaker 2: said like she was talking about the Hamptons because maybe
Speaker 2: she had been here or she thought it was super
Speaker 2: like do she And it's honestly not people really think
Speaker 2: that it is. Yes, if you walk into a restaurant
Speaker 2: that's a hype restaurant at eight point thirty on Saturday
Speaker 2: night in the July, yeah, it would probably be douchey.
Speaker 2: I've never done that. You saw me last night. We
Speaker 2: were probably in at seven fifteen. Seven fifteen is even late.
Speaker 2: Usually we're eating at like six and you go back
Speaker 2: roads and you're coming off season and you love the
Speaker 2: middle of the week and you love tumbleweed Tuesday. You
Speaker 2: can't be a hater on the action because it's fun
Speaker 2: out here. But it's such a beautiful place of farm
Speaker 2: meets beach.
Speaker 1: And it's weird because other.
Speaker 2: Places I've been, like I've been to Nantucket, there's one
Speaker 2: circus in town.
Speaker 1: It's the main town.
Speaker 2: It's the same type of person, super preppy, like you know,
Speaker 2: and like it's sail boady and like almost like a
Speaker 2: cliche about waspiness in his country is like what Nantucket
Speaker 2: is now. Martha's Vineyard is slightly is more diverse because
Speaker 2: there are more towns, so this would be kind of
Speaker 2: more like that. But the Hamptons has very many diverse towns,
Speaker 2: like Montalk used to be like Ahman community where in
Speaker 2: the winter you have like depressed fishermen that are literally
Speaker 2: going out to get tuna and like there has been
Speaker 2: a drug issue sometimes because all those boats, those like
Speaker 2: shanty russy boats are all there and in the summer
Speaker 2: they're like also, well they're actually going out fishing in
Speaker 2: the winter too, but in the summer they're really like fishing,
Speaker 2: as my understanding, and it's more action for them and
Speaker 2: then Montalk became a hip place that became Coachella, but
Speaker 2: it's still got the fishermen local thing and it's still
Speaker 2: in the winter like a fishermen ghost town. So that's
Speaker 2: like one area which you could correct me. And then
Speaker 2: sag Harbor is used to be like it's a small
Speaker 2: also harbor town, and it used to be more quintessential,
Speaker 2: and there is no Starbucks and there really aren't big
Speaker 2: hype stores, but it's become the epicenter and very crowded
Speaker 2: during the summer.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of different restaurants.
Speaker 2: And then like Southampton's thought of as waspy, Eastampton's thought
Speaker 2: of his more Jewish amagant. It's a little more like
Speaker 2: rich boheme trying to be cool, like the West Village
Speaker 2: or something like that. So but there's still and Westhampton
Speaker 2: is still really nice, but it's closer to the city.
Speaker 1: Like there's so many places.
Speaker 3: Right and god forbid you live in like you know,
Speaker 3: Quogg or Empton Bays, you're like an outcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm closer to Southampton technically, but closest out
Speaker 2: the Hampton Bay because I'm on a walkable like beach
Speaker 2: a three mile each that I chose that, but like, it's.
Speaker 3: So beautiful there, especially, like if you want to spend
Speaker 3: a lot of time at your home, Like why wouldn't
Speaker 3: you want to live in an area like that that's
Speaker 3: a little bit more secluded and come into town and
Speaker 3: out of town when you want. For me, the perfect
Speaker 3: life would be to live in one of the little
Speaker 3: village charming houses in Sad Harbor where I could walk
Speaker 3: back and forth to town.
Speaker 2: But it's ten degrees hotter in the summer there. It's
Speaker 2: very hot in the summer. And for me, the choices.
Speaker 2: I'm in Bridgehampton. I have a house on a gorgeous
Speaker 2: street with a big reserve. It's not on the water.
Speaker 2: I need to be on the sand.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know I mailed you a letter. Once I
Speaker 3: mailed you a letter, it got returned.
Speaker 2: No, we don't have a mail but no mail box
Speaker 2: in Bridgehampton, I mean Bridgempton.
Speaker 3: And when I when I learned about the big shot
Speaker 3: with Bethany, I was like, Oh, this is it. This
Speaker 3: is finally going to be my moment where I'm going
Speaker 3: to get to like work with Bethany in some way.
Speaker 3: And I called my I called Barry Posnik who I
Speaker 3: had met once and I had his number, and I
Speaker 3: just really called like the head of MGM, and I
Speaker 3: was like, Barry, I need you to get you want
Speaker 3: to let you on the show. That well then then
Speaker 3: it kind of got like derailed because of COVID. This
Speaker 3: is right. The schedule got impacted. So then I guess
Speaker 3: they just forgot about me. And then when I heard
Speaker 3: that the cast was announced and I was not included,
Speaker 3: I was, you know, distraught, and I wrote you. I
Speaker 3: wrote you a letter.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I have gotten most things that have ever been sent
Speaker 2: to me in bridge Hampton, by the way, another good
Speaker 2: reason to move. It's not on the water, not on
Speaker 2: the sand, and you can't get mail. It's you've got mail,
Speaker 2: but you don't. You've not got mail. I wonder sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm in this community. I'm not a local, but I'm
Speaker 2: not a summer like.
Speaker 1: I'm here year round.
Speaker 3: I'm not considered a local either. They're very very particular
Speaker 3: with who can identify as a little You're not born
Speaker 3: and raised here like I say, I'm a local now
Speaker 3: because yeah, I've lived here a year round for four years.
Speaker 3: I work here, my life unfolds here. But God forbid
Speaker 3: I claim to be a local. The real locals are
Speaker 3: like the bonnickers and like the real hardcore sag Harborites,
Speaker 3: people that.
Speaker 2: Work in ocean rescue, people that are fishermen, people that
Speaker 2: crab clam.
Speaker 3: Well speaking of like, I mean, I'm wearing my Round
Speaker 3: Swamp hat in honor of view, but it's farmers and
Speaker 3: fishermen feed us all. Because really this place that people
Speaker 3: think is so snooty and you know, ostentatious. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: can be because of the amount of wealth, but the
Speaker 3: place was built by farmers and fishermen, you know, and
Speaker 3: that still remains right.
Speaker 1: But what farmer or fishermen could afford Round Swamp Nobody,
Speaker 1: I mean literally.
Speaker 3: What billionaire can afford.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean no, it's I mean, it's gotten insane.
Speaker 2: It's the air on of here, but it's not. So
Speaker 2: what do you think of these videos that I do?
Speaker 2: And like, I mean, people come up to me all
Speaker 2: the time on the street about the Round Swamp, about
Speaker 2: the Chanel, about everything but the Round Swamp, And I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding one. I'm like, everyone hates me and Hampton's
Speaker 2: because I went to the Round Swamp one time after
Speaker 2: and someone was like if I can post it about
Speaker 2: it and now look, the lines are crazy than they were.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's the lord's work.
Speaker 1: People. People need to know what's worth and what's not.
Speaker 3: I love it because I understand it, because I experience
Speaker 3: it so like, I don't know what Someone who isn't
Speaker 3: familiar with the area might think that maybe you're exaggerating,
Speaker 3: but I'm like, no, she's not. Like that's what Like
Speaker 3: the spot show costs.
Speaker 1: At but how good is it?
Speaker 3: Three most expensive liquids on earth are like printer ink gasoline,
Speaker 3: and like spot Show. It's not a lie, it's not
Speaker 3: an exaggeration.
Speaker 1: How good is that? A spot show?
Speaker 3: Though I actually haven't tried it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've ruined it.
Speaker 3: I've had the chicken salad, the tune, the cookies, the fruit,
Speaker 3: the apparel, and it probably paid like this trucker hat.
Speaker 2: I've no, the fruit is not it. No, I'm gonna change.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fuck myself over now the fruit is not it?
Speaker 1: Okay. Two things you need to know about the fruit.
Speaker 1: This is shocking.
Speaker 2: It's bizarre, it doesn't make any sense. It's just not it.
Speaker 2: For the price I want buy a single piece of fruit.
Speaker 2: There I'm telling you right now, the fruit and vegetables,
Speaker 2: is not it the food, some prepared food, not those
Speaker 2: sweaty salads. Because it's a pressure cooker. You got to
Speaker 2: eat it the same day. Otherwise the next day you
Speaker 2: want to kick the kim woa. But that's where billionaires
Speaker 2: it like throw salads out, which is terrible. The stuff
Speaker 2: that I say is really the stuff to get, but
Speaker 2: it's not the produce. I'm going to turn you onto
Speaker 2: a place that isn't Hampton Bays and it's called Neurals
Speaker 2: and it's a Turkish market. And every they have passion fruit,
Speaker 2: they have figs, they have like the fruit is so
Speaker 2: good there, and it's so cheap.
Speaker 1: It's very good.
Speaker 2: It's Turkish, so they'll have like the Moroccan egg that
Speaker 2: that Turkish eggplant salad very good.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna check it out in September.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I fucked myself too, because Crow's Nest has
Speaker 2: the bet steak in the Hamptons, including the Palm respectfully,
Speaker 2: including two do well.
Speaker 3: The palm is it was like a non insistent at
Speaker 3: this point, the.
Speaker 2: Best steak in the Hampton's by far As Crows. Nos,
Speaker 2: not a discussion.
Speaker 3: I haven't had the steak there.
Speaker 1: No one needs a stake there.
Speaker 2: So I fucked everybody there too, because I fucked myself
Speaker 2: because I'm not gonna be able to get the steak
Speaker 2: or the gaspacho or the blueberries. I screwed myself more
Speaker 2: than anyone. I'm gonna be able to go. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: walk in with my tail to my legs and be.
Speaker 3: Like, Hi, you know you used social media and you
Speaker 3: know you couldn't handle the impact the power.
Speaker 2: Now I'm too exactly. I mean, Porchanel were forever.
Speaker 3: Aligned, I know, and now I'm like a local celebrity
Speaker 3: just because of what happened with justin Timberlake. So were
Speaker 3: you in town when all that went down.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see his concert.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. I like him. I think he's a good artist.
Speaker 2: I think he's a good performer. I think people judge
Speaker 2: him based on his relationship with Britney Spears when they
Speaker 2: were wearing denim matching outfits. That's like crystallizing Kim Kardashian
Speaker 2: as a person who was in a porn film like
Speaker 2: she did Sex Take two thousand years ago. I think
Speaker 2: she's done a few things since then, and I think
Speaker 2: justin Timberlake has done a few things since then, the
Speaker 2: drinking and driving, particularly in the summer, particularly in like
Speaker 2: you know, a very crowded, not advanced roads, like you're
Speaker 2: on dark roads. Sometimes like that scares me. I have
Speaker 2: a daughter. I'm grateful for the experience because no one
Speaker 2: got hurt and it was a cautionary tale at the
Speaker 2: beginning of the summer.
Speaker 1: So that's how I see it.
Speaker 2: I agree, and people call it a mistake, I think
Speaker 2: there'll have to be fifty shades of mistakes, because that's
Speaker 2: a mistake. Is like you know, sleeping with somebody that
Speaker 2: you shouldn't have, or like you know, putting purple on
Speaker 2: your walls instead of blue.
Speaker 1: It's not driving right drunk right he.
Speaker 3: May he used or judgment. That's really what it comes
Speaker 3: down to in my mind. When people no not you
Speaker 3: know that you have alternative options. You know, you can
Speaker 3: call an uber. You know, I've left my car and
Speaker 3: stag barber for days. If I've had too much to drink,
Speaker 3: I'll get it. I'll get three tickets. But it's cheaper
Speaker 3: than someone's life.
Speaker 2: Well, it literally impairs your judgment, so you can't make
Speaker 2: good judgment. Once you've been drinking, so you have to
Speaker 2: the tail for people. And the cautionary advice is to say,
Speaker 2: if you're going to sip one sip of alcohol, that
Speaker 2: has to be a game plan ahead of time for
Speaker 2: what's going to go down, unless you know yourself, like
Speaker 2: I'm a person that not even can drink one glass
Speaker 2: of wine all the time at restaurant, Like that's just
Speaker 2: what it is. It's not like, oops, I drew there
Speaker 2: had one. Think it's a good idea to have too
Speaker 2: then rescrewed, like it's called anything for me more than
Speaker 2: one drink, or if you're a small person and it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a large drink, you have to have a
Speaker 2: game plan ahead of time.
Speaker 3: I agree. I want to go back to your recent
Speaker 3: comment on your podcast, which I really like resonate to
Speaker 3: about like not trying to mess with the media. The
Speaker 3: media is the ocean, like you know, you have to
Speaker 3: have like a healthy respect for the media. And so
Speaker 3: on Tuesday, when all of these local news crews descended
Speaker 3: on sag Harbor, like the light bulb goes off into
Speaker 3: my head. I'm like, oh my god, this is a
Speaker 3: great chance to like promote my podcast and make a
Speaker 3: comment about Justin. So I grab like this big poster
Speaker 3: like with the artwork for the podcasts, and I went
Speaker 3: from one television crew to the next, from News twelve
Speaker 3: to Fox A Good Day No, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Standing there with news crews in sag Harbor.
Speaker 3: It was just like one news van after the next,
Speaker 3: all of the crews like hamped out outside the American Hotel,
Speaker 3: outside the municipal building like it was. It was. It
Speaker 3: was like a media circus. So then I just went
Speaker 3: from one crew to the next, and I was trying
Speaker 3: to like pull up the podcast and then I would
Speaker 3: make like a comment. It didn't work at all because
Speaker 3: they ended up cutting all of that out of what
Speaker 3: they aired, and they also ended up cropping the poster
Speaker 3: behind me. So it's just like an extreme close up
Speaker 3: of my face, horrible angle and just me like criticizing
Speaker 3: Justin on one channel to the next.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's that's the piece of guy trying to
Speaker 2: do what I would say in that case, don't be
Speaker 2: so that's too obvious. Yeah they would. I'd be torn
Speaker 2: off by that too. Even in the show, when someone
Speaker 2: tries to their story in the show, they go to
Speaker 2: the person that's not speaking a lot so and you
Speaker 2: were shameless, but it didn't work, so I would find
Speaker 2: a way to be interesting.
Speaker 3: It was bad. It was bad. They were like, what
Speaker 3: do you think and I said, well, well, I'm going
Speaker 3: to elaborate more on my podcast. But yeah, right, it was.
Speaker 3: It was bad. That was not my proudest moment. But
Speaker 3: I think we got like four more downloads.
Speaker 2: But if you could have fitted into talking about your
Speaker 2: podcast in a really natural way, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a podcast called Driving while Drunk.
Speaker 2: So I talked you know what I mean, like like whatever,
Speaker 2: whatever it was, but what was what did you say?
Speaker 1: What was your opinion?
Speaker 3: Well, my opinion was that you know, in today's day
Speaker 3: and age, with technology, you know, you can call an
Speaker 3: uber or someone like Justin who I imagine has tons
Speaker 3: of resources or people around him to take care of
Speaker 3: things like there's really no excuse to to get behind
Speaker 3: the wheel and he's lucky, and it's it is a
Speaker 3: good cautionary tale so that people know that celebrities are not,
Speaker 3: you know, above this kind of discipline. Then I felt
Speaker 3: bad after the fact hearing that maybe he was only
Speaker 3: served one martini and maybe he wasn't.
Speaker 2: But that's what they said. They served him. Does that
Speaker 2: mean he wasn't somewhere before?
Speaker 1: Didn't? Was it driving from the American Hotel that he
Speaker 1: got stopped?
Speaker 3: I believe so.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can't certainly can't prosecute someone based
Speaker 2: on what their eyeballs look like in a photo.
Speaker 1: That's like ridiculous, and you can look great.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think he looked pretty good, so he did.
Speaker 3: His skin looked amazing.
Speaker 1: No housewife has ever had a mug shot like that.
Speaker 3: Is he using that Australian skincare that you've been?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, no housewife has ever had a mug shot
Speaker 2: like that, And there's so many.
Speaker 3: Mon I Sonia's is decent, it is far well. I
Speaker 3: think she looks like like youthful. She doesn't look like haggard.
Speaker 3: She looks a little disoriented, but her skin looks pretty fresh.
Speaker 2: Wait, what a great Let's guess how many housewives have
Speaker 2: mug shots?
Speaker 1: You think it's ten?
Speaker 3: Oh? Wait more? No, not New York just all, yes, all.
Speaker 1: Well, it's only about one hundred and fifty housewives that
Speaker 1: have ever been anywhere across all citybee seventy.
Speaker 3: When people say, when people refer to a city, as
Speaker 3: a franchise, and it's like, no, the whole thing is
Speaker 3: the franchise. We'll say, oh, like, oh, I'm a cast
Speaker 3: member on a different franchise.
Speaker 2: No, it's a city in an overall franchise. Right, how
Speaker 2: many you think there are? Then you'd say there's ten.
Speaker 2: There's not fifteen, because that would be ten percent almost.
Speaker 3: I would say it's got to be thirty.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to do some research. I'm going to
Speaker 3: come back to you with a.
Speaker 2: Comprehensive I think it's a great coffee table book. It
Speaker 2: is just like each Housewives mug shot, real mug.
Speaker 3: Shots of the real housewives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real mug shots are the real housewives. Well, this
Speaker 2: was so fun. There was really really fun.
Speaker 3: We didn't even get to talk about the Palm Tree
Speaker 3: Music Festival. I thought you were going to go on
Speaker 3: a rant about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about it. I saw traffic and
Speaker 2: my daughter had kids over here that night.
Speaker 1: That was the big night.
Speaker 2: I had my big girl panty moment on and let
Speaker 2: her have boys over with her girlfriend and supervised. And
Speaker 2: it was the night of the Palm Tree Festival. So
Speaker 2: I was still awake listening to them because they couldn't
Speaker 2: get out of here.
Speaker 1: The boys were taking an uber.
Speaker 2: Home all the way to mon Talk and I couldn't
Speaker 2: get out of here.
Speaker 1: They couldn't get out of here because of that festival.
Speaker 2: So thank god my driver happened to be out that
Speaker 2: night here that night, and he waited and he had
Speaker 2: to drive them to where they could get it. But
Speaker 2: is that a real It sounds like that was a
Speaker 2: real music festival because I know someone who came in
Speaker 2: from La for it.
Speaker 1: Is it real?
Speaker 3: It is? I just don't get it or I don't.
Speaker 3: First of all, there's not a single Palm Tree like
Speaker 3: in the Northeast. I don't know why they would ever
Speaker 3: call it the Palm Tree Music Festival.
Speaker 2: That's a great line. Wait, but is it like a
Speaker 2: Coachella type of thing, like a real fetch.
Speaker 3: I think it's more like electric zoo like more like
Speaker 3: house techno music versus like disaster. That's my idea of
Speaker 3: Randall's Island. Yeah, that's not even Hampton z at all,
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense. That would be in Westhampton
Speaker 2: in my opinion, like closer to the city.
Speaker 3: Were own speech like yeah, before.
Speaker 2: Electronic dance music. It doesn't make any sense, not at all. Wow,
Speaker 2: that makes a lot of sense. So anyway, So Brin's
Speaker 2: your your biggest your biggest support, your biggest.
Speaker 1: Advocate, your agent.
Speaker 3: And change my life.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, this is so fun. You looked great, lesson,
Speaker 2: you loved your outfit. Well what's the podcast called.
Speaker 3: It's called Next in Line and I host it with
Speaker 3: Shane from Sagtown, who you may remember, remember the episode
Speaker 3: where you went surfing and you had to pay for
Speaker 3: everybody and you Yes, of course I do that. Shane
Speaker 3: was the surf instructor.
Speaker 1: Oh what's his less name?
Speaker 3: You know, Dykeman?
Speaker 1: Dykeman. Yes, and Sagtown. You're talking about the coffee place.
Speaker 3: Yes, we record it there. It's yeah, he owned that.
Speaker 3: It's chaos. He owns the place that.
Speaker 2: Food looks amazing and other sandwiches. And I've gone in
Speaker 2: there and posted in there too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Fucking everybody over here. But the locals should be happy.
Speaker 2: I think Roundstomp has to be happy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, so much fun, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Thank.
Speaker 3: You so much for having me. This was so special
Speaker 3: and I look forward to seeing more. Be at tutto
Speaker 3: and anywhere else.
Speaker 1: Let's see you soon.