Speaker 1: The Nicki Gliser podcastser here's Nikki.
Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer Podcast. My voice is like low in the
Speaker 2: new Year. It's back baby, Welcome to the show in
Speaker 2: the new Year. It's me Nikki Glazer. I'm at my
Speaker 2: home in Saint Louis. Taylor McGraw's here with us. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: She's going to be redesigning the podcast studio pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Very excited about that, just to prove some chairs talking
Speaker 2: about a wall.
Speaker 3: Talking about a wall. Things.
Speaker 2: They're going to be different around here, guys. Brian Frangie
Speaker 2: is not here with us today because he is still
Speaker 2: on vacation. I guess I would not call it a vacation,
Speaker 2: but he is doing something he likes to do for vacation,
Speaker 2: which is go to national parks. And he's in Death Valley.
Speaker 2: What did you say, isn't it so ca? What's c
Speaker 2: the name Death Valley? Yeah? I thought you met like
Speaker 2: Brian going, I'm like, whoa, that's fired. But he has
Speaker 2: the name for it. Sally is so cool. They're like,
Speaker 2: what should we call it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like skulls everywhere, rotting flesh.
Speaker 2: How about bone Brook. No, not good enough, boone, mister
Speaker 2: bones there. Yes, he's in Death Valley. He'll be back
Speaker 2: tomorrow on the podcast. So don't you worry about that.
Speaker 2: It's the new year. It's new us. Let's talk resolutions,
Speaker 2: let's talk like looking back on the air on the
Speaker 2: Girls Chat, Anya made like a point of being like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about all the things I loved about this
Speaker 2: last year. It's really hard because you end up just
Speaker 2: saying a bunch of things that happened in the last
Speaker 2: couple months because that's all you can remember. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: like I was trying to review my year and I'm like,
Speaker 2: everything was like in the fall and winter, because that's
Speaker 2: just what I remember mostly. But yeah, she went through
Speaker 2: and then people were doing this thing on Instagram where
Speaker 2: they post ten photos from their year, which means two
Speaker 2: months don't get any love. You have to pick two
Speaker 2: months where nothing cool happened, or maybe even more than
Speaker 2: that if you double up on some months. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I just felt like it's it's just a way to
Speaker 2: brag about your life. I mean, what else is Instagram?
Speaker 2: It's the way to brag about your life. I didn't
Speaker 2: do it because I've just been kind of, you know,
Speaker 2: going through a little dip in my mood lately, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't want to lie right now
Speaker 2: on Instagram. I don't feel like it. Sometimes I have
Speaker 2: to post a show picture where I'm like looking dazzling,
Speaker 2: but I just didn't feel like going through my year
Speaker 2: and being like, this is all the cool shit I
Speaker 2: get to do, and twenty twenty four is going to
Speaker 2: be even cooler. I wanted to just go through and
Speaker 2: pick the most depressing moments, like screenshots of text messages
Speaker 2: of fights I'm in with, you know, my boyfriend that
Speaker 2: I send my friends. That's not a real thing. I
Speaker 2: don't do that anymore, but just trying to do like
Speaker 2: my depression chart, where I've written down every date that
Speaker 2: I'm depressed in my phone, in my notes in my phone,
Speaker 2: or like just selfies that accidental selfies have taken where
Speaker 2: they have disgusting like I just want them. That's what
Speaker 2: I wanted to see because I don't like I could
Speaker 2: have bragged and then everyone thinks I have such a
Speaker 2: great life and such a great career, in which I
Speaker 2: really do. I mean, by all accounts, very lucky person.
Speaker 2: But I just didn't feel like doing it. Like, there
Speaker 2: are just some days where I just can't get it up.
Speaker 2: It's like having sex. I think, trying to be in
Speaker 2: show business and project that you're killing it. Some people
Speaker 2: like really sometimes they're just in the mood to do
Speaker 2: it and they're like always horny to like put it
Speaker 2: out there and be like moving and shaking. Yeah, most
Speaker 2: people in the business.
Speaker 4: Because your actual best days, yeah, well the same thing
Speaker 4: with your actual best days are just laying in bed. Yes,
Speaker 4: like the day that you hadn't do anything. You're not
Speaker 4: gonna have a picture of that, so it's just.
Speaker 2: A lie imagined you totally. Yeah, you don't have pictures.
Speaker 3: You're like pictures of you're like this show's good.
Speaker 2: That would be a good Christmas card. Just lying with
Speaker 2: a bunch of wrappers around you. Yeah. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 2: biting into a good app.
Speaker 3: The perfect peanut. That's actually my best day.
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Like when I get a bag of peanuts then and
Speaker 4: I get a real good one.
Speaker 2: Like the ones that you have to like crack open,
Speaker 2: like the shell.
Speaker 4: I like it when they're already opened so that they're
Speaker 4: real salty inside, and then you yeah, you open the
Speaker 4: shell and then it's like, but they're already opened, like
Speaker 4: they have a little hole in them. You have there's
Speaker 4: ones with holes in the shell that get you started. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a little bit zip block like they have like
Speaker 4: a ding that one in the bag that's already a
Speaker 4: little cracked, so the salt gets in it.
Speaker 2: In it And why why don't they just put salt
Speaker 2: in those anyway? Find a way if this is the
Speaker 2: perfect peanut.
Speaker 3: Remember I used to eat the peanuts and you used
Speaker 3: to eat the shells.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love those shells. What because they're so salty?
Speaker 2: They're edible? Yeah they yeah, you could, but I mean
Speaker 2: they're not good. I think I had five. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I was definitely pikey or whatever. I was definitely craving whatever.
Speaker 2: And I would choke violently because it's like a really
Speaker 2: bad part of a thing to eat. And did you
Speaker 2: know that our teeth have decay? And sorry to talk
Speaker 2: about teeth tailer, but like, do you know that we
Speaker 2: cavities and all this stuff because our food is too
Speaker 2: soft and that our jaws are all like just our
Speaker 2: jaws are mushy now. And we used to have like
Speaker 2: a really really great jaws because we used to eat
Speaker 2: food that actually like was hard to eat, and I
Speaker 2: was reading about it on Reddit or maybe it was
Speaker 2: a Reddit post on Instagram, but it was something about
Speaker 2: I want to find it because there's something about how
Speaker 2: are like. The question was like, why didn't cavemen like
Speaker 2: just die of tooth or they have teeth left? They
Speaker 2: used to have to rip stuff up. Yes, they were
Speaker 2: eating rocks essentially.
Speaker 3: All like like the little shrub.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it's an explain like I'm five, Subreddit,
Speaker 2: explain like I'm five years old? Why do teeth require
Speaker 2: so much effort to maintain? And then someone said they
Speaker 2: require more effort to maintain because modern diets are filled
Speaker 2: with sugar and are softer than what we'd normally eat
Speaker 2: before the advent of agriculture. Fossils of humans before the
Speaker 2: advent of agriculture didn't have crooked teeth with cavities. They
Speaker 2: didn't have crooked teeth. Now they all had like gleaming,
Speaker 2: no crooked teeth, veneer smiles. These cave men had, like
Speaker 2: Hillary Dye.
Speaker 4: It's crooked teeth are from industrialization, No fucking way.
Speaker 2: Why do you think British people, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Because it started their industrialzation started.
Speaker 4: They're there, yeah, and they're the oldest, you know, like
Speaker 4: people that have been eating crap for the longest amount.
Speaker 3: Of time, and that's why they have.
Speaker 2: The size of our jaws is dictated by genetics and
Speaker 2: the toughness of the food we eat. Eating softer foods
Speaker 2: means jaws don't grow big enough to accommodate all the
Speaker 2: teeth we have, so they grow crooked and are hard
Speaker 2: to clean. Diets filled with sugar means any leftover sugar
Speaker 2: in our mouths gets converted into acid by bacteria in
Speaker 2: your mouth. And then someone said, wait, so I'd have
Speaker 2: a stronger jaw line if I just ate more carrots
Speaker 2: growing up. And someone said, when people talk about older
Speaker 2: humans having better jaws because they ate harder food, they
Speaker 2: don't mean like carrots. They mean food hard enough that
Speaker 2: modern people would consider it inedible, twigs and peanut shells.
Speaker 4: It's not just your childhood, it's also from years so
Speaker 4: like you also start to also when you're in utero,
Speaker 4: then you're eating everything your parents are.
Speaker 3: You have teeth in your utero, do you know, But your.
Speaker 4: Jaw isn't growing and it's not providing like the you know.
Speaker 2: It's teeth to grow. Yeah, it's so gross that we
Speaker 2: are all just like chopping on yogurt. So we're just
Speaker 2: all bush mouthed bread bread and bean bread beans.
Speaker 4: Because I have fightic acid, which is the thing that
Speaker 4: the bacteria feeds on.
Speaker 2: Whenever I sweat, I always try to get my shirt
Speaker 2: off as quickly as possible because I know the bacteria
Speaker 2: will get to it from my body. And if you
Speaker 2: you okay, so listen. So if you go to the
Speaker 2: gym and you just sweat through your shirt really fast,
Speaker 2: like you end to workout or thirty minute workout like intense,
Speaker 2: and you're stopped with sweat, never happened to take off
Speaker 2: your shirt, hang it up, smell it later. It won't
Speaker 2: stink as much as if you leave it on, because
Speaker 2: what sweat itself doesn't stink. It's the bacteria when they
Speaker 2: go and then they farted.
Speaker 4: So you don't want your I want my shirt to
Speaker 4: stink so that it soaks it off of me.
Speaker 3: Eh, I don't think that's all.
Speaker 2: I think it just means you stink too. I just
Speaker 2: want to prove. I just want to prove to myself.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I want to rewar a shirt that I've sweated
Speaker 2: so hardened, and sometimes when I work out at a hotel,
Speaker 2: I don't like packing like my wet clothes, So I'll
Speaker 2: hang it up and then the next day it'll be
Speaker 2: dry and I'll smell it. I'm like, Wow, it doesn't
Speaker 2: smell dirty, even though this thing was sopping wet, because
Speaker 2: I took it off fast enough and it didn't get
Speaker 2: the bacteria didn't get to a feast on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna do that with my Rob Thomas shirt
Speaker 4: that I wear at the gym every day.
Speaker 2: What Rob Thomas shirt?
Speaker 3: I didn't ever tell you that?
Speaker 2: Like, no, that a couple of days after we went
Speaker 2: met Thomas. Yeah, I mean that highlight of twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three for me.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the number one Rob Thomas for highs.
Speaker 3: I'm still looking up.
Speaker 2: Wait, dude, there's a new Rob Thomas song. I discovered that.
Speaker 2: I am so obsessed with ways again. Tell me about
Speaker 2: the shirt you found?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, So I found a shirt at the thor
Speaker 4: of Story that was just all the lyrics of a man.
Speaker 3: It's a hot one.
Speaker 2: Sure would have like spit around? Was that real?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: What was it? When did we do that? Was that?
Speaker 2: April or may or something.
Speaker 3: It was warm out yeah, so yeah it was hot.
Speaker 2: I think it was a hot warm.
Speaker 3: I think it was June.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was something like that. It was amazing before that, No,
Speaker 2: it was it was like July. I remember being definitely
Speaker 2: bacteria had a feast that night. I was.
Speaker 3: I was, Yeah, I smelled so bad, soaking wet.
Speaker 4: And I shouldn't have washed that shirt because Rob Thomas
Speaker 4: touched it.
Speaker 3: He touched my side. Oh that was a I was
Speaker 3: wearing a dress.
Speaker 2: Over God, it was so awesome to it. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: we were friends with him for one night, but you
Speaker 2: remain friends. Yeah, I mean I haven't talked to him
Speaker 2: in a while, but yes, I think that I have
Speaker 2: a craving to go see his band again. I've been
Speaker 2: watching a ton of his music because I'm obsessed with
Speaker 2: the song called uh uh Only you can't help us now?
Speaker 2: Is it his own head or it's just Rob Thomas,
Speaker 2: It's wait, let me just it's it's number one on
Speaker 2: my Spotify. I think it is going to get number
Speaker 2: one played on Spotify route because I listened to it
Speaker 2: yesterday as it can't probably forty yeah, can't help me now?
Speaker 2: I listen to it probably forty five times. Can't help
Speaker 2: me now, Rob Thomas is the song of the year.
Speaker 2: It is so good. Listen. I might be going through
Speaker 2: some things right now. The thing is like, if you
Speaker 2: just listen, if you ever want to know what's going
Speaker 2: on in my life, just if I talk about a
Speaker 2: song I'm obsessed with. It's that I never listen to
Speaker 2: songs that don't match my mood, and almost ever I
Speaker 2: don't like it.
Speaker 4: I would never even if I try to get out
Speaker 4: of a mood it's something comes because I just have
Speaker 4: a shuffle on my iPod in the car.
Speaker 3: I will switch it if it's not.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, I don't like any I don't like anything
Speaker 2: that's yeah that doesn't match it. Because there are some
Speaker 2: songs that are my favorite songs, but if they're too
Speaker 2: cheery or they're about breakups or something and I'm not
Speaker 2: feeling that way. Sometimes I like to have angst in
Speaker 2: my life and sadness in my life because then I
Speaker 2: get to enjoy songs so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get to you get to wallow in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I've been listening to that song on or repeat.
Speaker 2: It's so good. And I just loved this YouTube comment
Speaker 2: underneath one of his like his video for this song,
Speaker 2: and it said Rob Thomas can't write a bad song,
Speaker 2: and it's just true. He's so fucking good and he's
Speaker 2: he's Taylor Swift levels of emotion. So if you're someone
Speaker 2: who likes Taylor Swift, you're gonna love Rob Thomas. And
Speaker 2: if you don't love Rob Thomas already, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: How have you missed this?
Speaker 3: Google his face?
Speaker 2: Do you like his music?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4: I was like, when you asked me to go, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, of course I'm gonna go. That would
Speaker 4: be fun.
Speaker 3: But then I was like, do I really? I was like,
Speaker 3: I get you. I guess I like Matchbox twenty.
Speaker 4: But then when we were there, I was like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, all of these songs are so good and
Speaker 4: I forgot and since then now I love them again.
Speaker 2: Yes it Yeah, I've been into that. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think of other things I've been super into lately. Well
Speaker 2: the new Year. I really want to start meditating again.
Speaker 2: So I got the Waking Up app. Like, I'm back
Speaker 2: into the Sam Harris Waking Up app. They've actually reached
Speaker 2: out to me to maybe do some promotional stuff for them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would, I really And they're like they even mentioned
Speaker 2: maybe I could have a conversation with Sam Harris. I
Speaker 2: don't even want that. I can't handle that. I'm serious,
Speaker 2: I can't. Maybe I can meet Dave Matthews, I can
Speaker 2: meet Taylor Swift. I don't think I can. I don't
Speaker 2: want to waste Sam Harris's time. It's the same way
Speaker 2: I feel about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Actually, but he wants to. He wouldn't be.
Speaker 2: Yet, it wouldn't offered is locked tight. I just can't.
Speaker 2: He's just too smart. I just feel like he would
Speaker 2: just know I'm an idiot right away revealed. And I
Speaker 2: can't imagine. This is what I can't imagine is logging
Speaker 2: onto a Zoom with Sam Harris and like my microphone
Speaker 2: not working, or him having to like deal with technical
Speaker 2: issues with me or like my internet and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, really, you say me so much good free will
Speaker 5: there's no free like, I just can't, And he'll be like,
Speaker 5: I can't really hear you were having issues.
Speaker 2: He's like looking at his produce like it would just
Speaker 2: stress me out to no end. I did it. Sabethley
Speaker 2: Frankel once when I was on her podcast. I didn't
Speaker 2: like that, like having to wait for me to reset
Speaker 2: my WiFi. No, thank you. I don't want to do
Speaker 2: that to anyone who is more successful than me.
Speaker 3: Pretty well, though I don't know.
Speaker 2: It bailed that day, and she made me feel better,
Speaker 2: she said, I was once on a call with I
Speaker 2: was on a zoom with Michelle Obama and my WiFi
Speaker 2: was going out. So I was like, Okay, this girl
Speaker 2: gets it all right. It made me feel so much
Speaker 2: better because she she got it right away. It's so
Speaker 2: nice when someone just immediately makes you feel at ease
Speaker 2: by giving an example of when this happened to them
Speaker 2: and they just get it. It makes me feel so good.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna try to start meditating more. I'm leaning
Speaker 2: into self care this year. Stuff and I read that
Speaker 2: or I'm reading that book Let.
Speaker 3: Go kind of self care.
Speaker 2: It's a very broad term. It means like if I
Speaker 2: want to take a nap all day, I'm going to
Speaker 2: I'm going on more walks by myself, listening the more music,
Speaker 2: letting myself, letting myself be. Even though I did see
Speaker 2: nine Taylor Swift concerts this year in person, and then
Speaker 2: I went to Aristor the movie so I literally saw ten,
Speaker 2: which equals to about forty hours of Taylor Swift, and
Speaker 2: that is pretty self carry. I really want to like
Speaker 2: lean into going on walks alone and like getting to
Speaker 2: know my just like being kind of the person that
Speaker 2: I kind of rolled my eyes out of, like writing
Speaker 2: poetry at the park, or like sitting and just sitting
Speaker 2: by alone and just doing things alone, or like I
Speaker 2: don't know what, reading more books and not feeling constantly
Speaker 2: when I'm reading a book like I should be doing
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 3: Oh you feel like that when you're reading a book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I start reading a book and I go,
Speaker 2: why am I not reading a nonfiction book that's going
Speaker 2: to like actually teach me about myself? Or like I'm
Speaker 2: reading this Letting Go book, and by reading, I mean
Speaker 2: I'm listening to it, so it never feels like I
Speaker 2: could say I'm reading, but I'm listening to the audiobook
Speaker 2: for Letting Go, which my friend Bobby J. Cox, who's
Speaker 2: been on the podcast before, he wrote me and said,
Speaker 2: your recommendation of this book has changed my life, this book,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I haven't even finished this book, and
Speaker 2: this book has already changed your life. It is so
Speaker 2: good and I have been finding myself trying. So the
Speaker 2: book is pretty much about any feeling you have. You
Speaker 2: can just choose to let go of it. You don't
Speaker 2: have to like process it, you don't have to like
Speaker 2: metabolize the anger. You can truly just like choose to
Speaker 2: not like, not care, not push it down or push
Speaker 2: it away, just like let go. And I don't really
Speaker 2: know how to do it because he doesn't tell you
Speaker 2: how to do it. He just talks about doing it
Speaker 2: so much that you just start to like be like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe it is that simple. So yesterday, for instance, my
Speaker 2: friend I was in Colorado over the weekend and Denver
Speaker 2: for two shows which so many besties came to thank
Speaker 2: you so much. On the thirtieth and thirty first got
Speaker 2: to meet so many of you, especially the ones who
Speaker 2: cried when they met me. That means so much to me.
Speaker 2: Please take up my time and energy with your tears.
Speaker 2: It will never offend me. It always makes me feel
Speaker 2: so good. He loves that, and talk about letting something in.
Speaker 2: I will say in the past when besties have cried
Speaker 2: and stuff, I'm so present and I'm so like there
Speaker 2: for them and like, thank you so much. But I
Speaker 2: don't really let it in because I just feel like
Speaker 2: somehow I've deluded them into thinking I'm something that they
Speaker 2: think i'm not, or that they think that i'm something
Speaker 2: that I'm not. But this weekend I really was like,
Speaker 2: this girl is telling me that I've changed her life
Speaker 2: and that I mean so much to her, and that
Speaker 2: when I'm talking to my younger when I say I'm
Speaker 2: talking to my younger self, that she feels like I'm
Speaker 2: talking to her. And I can just this girl would
Speaker 2: not be crying if I didn't actually make a difference
Speaker 2: in her life. And then I think about if I died,
Speaker 2: this girl would really be affected by it, and I
Speaker 2: don't really even know her. And then that I know
Speaker 2: my family would be sad if I died, and you
Speaker 2: and Noah and Brian might have you know, he might
Speaker 2: frown that day, but for proud, but he might go,
Speaker 2: oh shit and like wistfully look at a hat I
Speaker 2: gave him or something. But is wistful whistful is positive?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or is it forlorn? Like I think you can be
Speaker 2: wistful like that at I just want to be more
Speaker 2: correct with my grammar, you know, moving into the new year.
Speaker 2: But I really was letting that in this weekend, and
Speaker 2: I was like, when I was hugging these girls and
Speaker 2: they were like crying and stuff, I was like, man,
Speaker 2: that is really I'm going to let in this love.
Speaker 2: It really felt good. And I haven't read the letters
Speaker 2: that you guys wrote me. I think two girls gave
Speaker 2: me letters and I haven't read them yet, but they
Speaker 2: are in my back guitar bag and I will read
Speaker 2: them at some point. I think someone will have to
Speaker 2: be present with me to read them. It's almost like
Speaker 2: me watching TV. I can't do it alone. But maybe
Speaker 2: in the new year there's new things. I'm going to
Speaker 2: start doing things alone. Like I can't watch TV alone
Speaker 2: for some reason, but why not reading a book? I
Speaker 2: do that alone. But it feels like when you're reading
Speaker 2: a book, you're almost like doing it with the author. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you have a friend in it, whereas TV. I
Speaker 2: don't feel like I have a friend in it. I
Speaker 2: don't know why. I just need someone to process TV
Speaker 2: with me. And maybe because when I'm reading a book,
Speaker 2: I can be on my phone because I am on
Speaker 2: my phone because I read books on my phone, so
Speaker 2: on TV you have to anyway, So this letting go book.
Speaker 2: I implied it this weekend, applied it this we I
Speaker 2: think you should tell the story, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: apply it right now. Oh okay, I'm gonna let go
Speaker 2: of this story right now and we're gonna return to it.
Speaker 2: Oh we get back, all right, We're back. So this
Speaker 2: this weekend, I was in Colorado. My best friend, one
Speaker 2: of my best friends, girls Chat Catherine, lives there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Catherine was supposed to come to my show on
Speaker 2: Saturday night on the thirtieth, but she got really carsick
Speaker 2: on the way home from her parents' house, which is
Speaker 2: like two hours away from Denver. She lives in Denver.
Speaker 2: I met her at University of Colorado, Boulder. We met
Speaker 2: on the first, like first week of school. I had
Speaker 2: no friends. I was antarexick. I looked disgusting. No one
Speaker 2: wanted to be friends with me. But I did get
Speaker 2: to go out with all the girls on my floor
Speaker 2: to go to a frat party. And we were at
Speaker 2: the frat party and we both like looked at each
Speaker 2: other like this is how like we just caught each
Speaker 2: other's eyes, like look like we had we met a
Speaker 2: little bit beforehand, and I had told a story about
Speaker 2: hitting a garbage fan with my car when I was
Speaker 2: in high school, and so there was a little bit
Speaker 2: of interest in being friends with me because I seemed
Speaker 2: to be kind of fun, very desirable for the People
Speaker 2: were like, what is this girl about. No, they liked it.
Speaker 2: Dollar suit be pretty raised to it. People were, yeah,
Speaker 2: you you were there. I know you were there. You
Speaker 2: were there. You were the only one that was there.
Speaker 2: I kind of forgot Jesus Christ. Taylor. Taylor was in
Speaker 2: the car with me when we we hit the garbage man.
Speaker 3: Tayloryeah, it's kind of like we did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were holding the wheel. I testified about it.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like, yeah, we went to court.
Speaker 2: Taylor had to give a deposition. I dipped deposition. This
Speaker 2: is an add podcast, but and it's not intill it's
Speaker 2: not as actually one, but it is because I have it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of deposition one of the I bet you know
Speaker 2: this too. Remember Conan my favorite joke.
Speaker 3: You already knew That's my.
Speaker 2: Favorite joke all time. Okay, so let's just go to
Speaker 2: Conan nineteen ninety A. Yeah, around the Clinton scandal thing,
Speaker 2: and he used to do this thing where he would
Speaker 2: on his late Night Show. He would have like the
Speaker 2: face of Clinton, but the mouth would be carved out,
Speaker 2: and then Robert Smigel, who does the voice of Triumph,
Speaker 2: would be doing the voice. So it was called clutch
Speaker 2: cargo for some reason. But he would just do the
Speaker 2: lips and Conan was interviewing Bill Clinton, you know, at
Speaker 2: like just the face and then the lips would move
Speaker 2: and he was like, do you want I'll do the question.
Speaker 2: You do the joke. Okay, is it true President that
Speaker 2: you told Monica to lie under deposition. I did not
Speaker 2: tell her to lie under deposition. I told her to
Speaker 2: lie there in deposition.
Speaker 4: Not really good at clip, but all his voices were
Speaker 4: like all.
Speaker 2: Of them were like just triumphing. I told her to
Speaker 2: lie there in that position. And by the way, a
Speaker 2: Triumph clip that killed me and I put my Instagram story. Recently,
Speaker 2: he was just on Conan's podcast, Robert Smigel, and he
Speaker 2: did Triumph's voice, or he did it for the first part,
Speaker 2: you know on Conan. Brian, did I already say this
Speaker 2: on the podcast? I probably did, think so I told
Speaker 2: everyone about it because I'm obsessed with this joke. It's
Speaker 2: just one of my favorite jokes of recent time. And
Speaker 2: he was talking about I think I told you Noah,
Speaker 2: but he was talking about Conan. I'm so glad to
Speaker 2: be here, you know, like, uh, Conan, I've seen you, you know,
Speaker 2: I saw you in the beginning and then now I'm
Speaker 2: seeing you clearly at what is the end? And Conan's
Speaker 2: laughing and he goes, oh serious, Exam Conan. Oh, he goes,
Speaker 2: oh serious. The wave of the past. Of the past
Speaker 2: is so funny. Oh my god. And another great joke
Speaker 2: I heard this weekend. Let's talk about the great jokes,
Speaker 2: was in the movie pop Star, which is the best
Speaker 2: comedy movie going. It is up their top five comedy
Speaker 2: movies of all time. Have you ever seen it?
Speaker 3: I don't know that it is you who's upset.
Speaker 2: Watched it on the Girls Trip. It is poundful one
Speaker 2: hundred per is there is not. Chris and I were
Speaker 2: marveling because we've seen it before, and then I want
Speaker 2: we saw it together. I think, you know, eight years
Speaker 2: ago we were together and then we you know, i'd
Speaker 2: broken up a bunch in the time, and then I
Speaker 2: watched it one time, like on a date with a
Speaker 2: guy and we started making out and then I didn't
Speaker 2: get through it. Most of it, so I've only seen
Speaker 2: it like one and a half times, and then we
Speaker 2: watched it this weekend again. It is so every single
Speaker 2: chance there is to make a joke, they're making a joke.
Speaker 2: It's the funniest movie there is. It's about Andy Samberg.
Speaker 2: Do you know who that is? He's an essan all
Speaker 2: guy from like, you know, mid two thousands, he mid
Speaker 2: Oughts or whatever. He plays like a Justin Bieber character
Speaker 2: called conif Real, and he used to be in a
Speaker 2: band called the I forget what They're called the Style Boys,
Speaker 2: and then they broke up and now he's like a
Speaker 2: solo artist, kind of like a Harry Styles but it's
Speaker 2: it's based on Justin Bieber really, and it's like a
Speaker 2: documentary following following him in his solo career, which his
Speaker 2: first album was huge success and now he's releasing his
Speaker 2: second album and it becomes a huge flop, and it
Speaker 2: just follows them around. But Sarah Silverman is his publicist
Speaker 2: and she's like, you know, and this is just one
Speaker 2: of my favorite jokes. And Chris and I definitely were like,
Speaker 2: Sarah probably wrote that joke. And next time I see her,
Speaker 2: I want to ask her if she wrote it, but
Speaker 2: she was like, you know, Connor's music isn't necessarily for me,
Speaker 2: but it just makes so many people so much money.
Speaker 2: And that was like we were like, oh, that's such
Speaker 2: a good joke, because I just love jokes that obviously.
Speaker 2: I like jokes that just like twist the ending, like
Speaker 2: the wave of the past. M Night Shyamalan It yes, yes.
Speaker 2: I like how you say his name almost like like
Speaker 2: probably the way it's.
Speaker 3: Supposed to be said night Shayamalan.
Speaker 2: I think it's m night sh Everyone says Shamalan, but
Speaker 2: I think it is it's spelled shy Amalan. So this
Speaker 2: weekend Denver, Oh, so Catherine and I saw each other.
Speaker 2: We were at the frat party. I told the story
Speaker 2: about hitting the guy with my car. She was probably interested.
Speaker 2: She was probably like that girl's cool. I want to
Speaker 2: hang out with her. And Catherine had eating disorder she
Speaker 2: too in the past, so I think she probably didn't
Speaker 2: judge mine as much. But she wasn't like rough looking
Speaker 2: at the time we met, but I certainly was. But
Speaker 2: we made eyes at the strap party. I remember the
Speaker 2: hallway where I was just like looking for you know,
Speaker 2: when you're at college, you have no one, you have
Speaker 2: no friends, nothing familiar, You're completely alone. And so I
Speaker 2: was just caught her eye and we both were like
Speaker 2: and we were kind of like rolling our eyes at
Speaker 2: one of those one of the girls we were with
Speaker 2: that was like the cuss person to this day that
Speaker 2: I've ever met my life. So I can't say her name,
Speaker 2: but Pillage. Yeah, it was pretty much Killage. And so
Speaker 2: we left and we started we were we were. I
Speaker 2: came up to her and was like, do you want
Speaker 2: to get out of here? And then we were walking
Speaker 2: away from the party and we were like two blocks
Speaker 2: away and we were just start talking a little bit,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I think, like our kids are
Speaker 2: going to know each other. Like that's how good of
Speaker 2: friends are going to be, and like that was that's
Speaker 2: I predicted. I was like, I know we're going to
Speaker 2: be best friends. So she's been my best friend, you know,
Speaker 2: on the top shelf with you guys since that moment.
Speaker 2: But every time I go to Denver, it's like, that's
Speaker 2: my exciting time to see Catherine. But I did it,
Speaker 2: and she goes on girls trips too. But I this weekend,
Speaker 2: she couldn't make it to my show, which I don't
Speaker 2: really care because she's seen me a million times and
Speaker 2: the show I have like so many people. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: not a lot of time to hang. And she has
Speaker 2: kids in a family, so she would have to leave
Speaker 2: after the show anyway. So it's like she would just
Speaker 2: go to watch my act and it's like, who cares. So,
Speaker 2: I mean it's great, but she's you know, so she
Speaker 2: was sick so she couldn't go, and then she couldn't
Speaker 2: go Saturday or Sunday either, and she was like, you know,
Speaker 2: she wrote me on Sunday, She's like, hey, any chance
Speaker 2: you can hang Monday before you leave? And my flight
Speaker 2: was at eleven fifteen. The airport's forty five minutes away.
Speaker 2: We got to return the rental car. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but we'd have to You used to come downtown. She
Speaker 2: lives twenty minutes away from where I was staying. I
Speaker 2: was like, you have to be here like seven thirty
Speaker 2: so we could get We need at least an hour
Speaker 2: to catch up. We have a lot to catch up
Speaker 2: on and so she was like I'm down. I'm like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Let's do an early morning thing. So
Speaker 2: I wake up at like six thirty to finish packing,
Speaker 2: so I can just go and then Catherine could drop
Speaker 2: me off and I can just pick up my bags
Speaker 2: and we can go to the airport. And I am
Speaker 2: brushing my teeth. I text her like, hey, meet me. Actually,
Speaker 2: don't don't park here. We're gonna park and then walk
Speaker 2: and I go just pick me up because all the
Speaker 2: Starbucks were closed. It was New Year's Day, so we
Speaker 2: had to go somewhere else, to a different Starbucks. And
Speaker 2: so she writes me at seven twenty nine, I'm just
Speaker 2: about to leave, and I was like, what, Like, I
Speaker 2: don't if you know me, you know I don't like
Speaker 2: any time, Like I have nothing. There's everything's already done
Speaker 2: for me to git ready to go, Like what am
Speaker 2: I gonna do now? Like meditate? I'm not medaging until today.
Speaker 2: That's when that started. And so I was just like
Speaker 2: I have had to admit I'm sorry. If you're listening
Speaker 2: to Catherine, I was like filled with rage, and she
Speaker 2: could probably kind of not rage, but just like I
Speaker 2: just don't and they can't tell just tell me you're
Speaker 2: gonna be lately? How did you just know you were
Speaker 2: leaving your house? Twenty twenty five minutes late only now, Like,
Speaker 2: couldn't you have predicted twenty five minutes ago when you
Speaker 2: were supposed to leave that you were gonna be at
Speaker 2: least five minutes late than ten, then fifteen? Like I
Speaker 2: guess maybe I would like to hear from some besties
Speaker 2: about why people are late.
Speaker 3: I can never understand.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing about people who are late. And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to what letting go in a second,
Speaker 2: But let's me just bitch about people who are late
Speaker 2: a little bit more. My sister is late two to everything,
Speaker 2: but not everything because I've asked her, because I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't complain about it with my sister because she's
Speaker 2: got three kids, it's hard to get out of the house,
Speaker 2: everything like that. But every single time we hang out
Speaker 2: as a family, she's at least a half hour late,
Speaker 2: her and her husband, no matter what. And it's just,
Speaker 2: you know, we've tried to change the time, so we
Speaker 2: tell them at different time. She somehow figures it out
Speaker 2: and it will still show up a half hour late.
Speaker 2: She everyone knows late people. They you can't, you can't
Speaker 2: do this with that.
Speaker 3: They're just figured apple and not late people.
Speaker 2: But then I said to her, how I go have
Speaker 2: you I wasn't trying listen, I was trying to get
Speaker 2: information I wanted. But how do you how do you
Speaker 2: not be passive? Aggressive or like when you want? My thoughts? Was?
Speaker 2: My question is how do you have a job if
Speaker 2: you're always this late? That's what I wanted to ask,
Speaker 2: because I wanted to say, like, I've noticed you're late
Speaker 2: all the time, which I don't I don't complain about
Speaker 2: to her, So, but I've noticed this, right, So I'm
Speaker 2: I'm I have all this accruing, all this data that
Speaker 2: I have not let her know I've accrued right that
Speaker 2: I've noticed she's late all the time. How do I
Speaker 2: ask her without revealing that I've accrued this data? Like,
Speaker 2: so I I don't like being passive though, you know,
Speaker 2: like I would like to say, I've noticed you're late
Speaker 2: all the time. No judgment, but are you not?
Speaker 3: Like but you are judging?
Speaker 2: But I am judging? Just say I don't understand. How
Speaker 2: can I say no judgment? Like so much judgment? Like, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering so much judgment, Like why are you
Speaker 2: but I go I said to her, tons and tons
Speaker 2: of judgment? Are you ever late for school because I
Speaker 2: know she's not because she would not have a job right.
Speaker 2: She a first hour class. Class starts at seven fifty
Speaker 2: at Kirkwood High School. So I said, are you ever
Speaker 2: like late to class like our teachers? I just said
Speaker 2: it in a general way. Are teachers? What do teachers do?
Speaker 2: I don't remember my teachers ever not being there for
Speaker 2: first hour or people are late all the time, you know.
Speaker 2: So I was like, what do you do if you're
Speaker 2: running late? And she was like, I think maybe I've been,
Speaker 2: like you know, I've I've had other teacher. There's always
Speaker 2: like a student teacher that can like step in for
Speaker 2: you or something. But she was like, no, I've never
Speaker 2: been late to first hour. And I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: interesting to me. So you're never late for there? You
Speaker 2: can be someone who's always on time.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that's the same thing every day.
Speaker 4: And she already has the babysitter or takes them to
Speaker 4: daycare or whatever takes them to school.
Speaker 2: At the same time, she probably alized.
Speaker 1: That her family will be forgiving and she'll get out.
Speaker 1: She won't get fired from being your sister.
Speaker 2: There's not a level of respect for it's a respect
Speaker 2: thing and that's fine, but it is about respect. And
Speaker 2: it's the same way that like, you know, working on
Speaker 2: the special with Chris, when he asked me to do
Speaker 2: a zoom meeting about the lighting or something, and I
Speaker 2: go no, I don't want to do that. I can
Speaker 2: say it with that tone as opposed to if he
Speaker 2: were a producer that I had just hired, I would
Speaker 2: go no, actually today doesn't work for me. But instead
Speaker 2: I can just say no because he loves me and
Speaker 2: I don't respect him. No, that's not it, but I
Speaker 2: know because there, but that is a level of disrespect
Speaker 2: that I have to work on the next time we
Speaker 2: work together, because I do want to have more respect
Speaker 2: for the people that I should respect more than strangers
Speaker 2: being late itself.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you if you're analytical.
Speaker 2: About it, the capital society, when money is on the line,
Speaker 2: we're more respectful. And it's all about money. It's not
Speaker 2: about actual love, because if we wouldn't be late for
Speaker 2: lunches with the people for love, if we valued love
Speaker 2: more than money.
Speaker 1: About job security, I don't think it's about like money money,
Speaker 1: which is money.
Speaker 2: Job security is money. And also if there was not money,
Speaker 2: there isn't money in it.
Speaker 4: So job security, he would you but in front of
Speaker 4: your students, but no one would have jobs.
Speaker 2: If there weren't. It wasn't money. So it is about
Speaker 2: money in the end. It is like we are on
Speaker 2: time when there's money on the line, our our safety
Speaker 2: net for you know. But when there when I just
Speaker 2: I'm here's a Newsy's resolution I want to give to
Speaker 2: late people because I do understand it is a thing
Speaker 2: that you can't help, you truly can't. These are all
Speaker 2: people in my life who I love so much. If
Speaker 2: you're a chronically late person, and I am too, by
Speaker 2: the way, but I'm chronically late seven to eight minutes late,
Speaker 2: it's somewhere that we do. Just text when you're going
Speaker 2: to be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Before you're late. Don't text at eight o'clock. If you're
Speaker 2: going to be there at eight o'clock that I'm five
Speaker 2: minutes late, text it eight or ten till eight that
Speaker 2: you're going to be five minutes late. Try to be
Speaker 2: on time with texting about being your lateness. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: a great, Yeah, that's that's all you have to do.
Speaker 2: Because as someone who has suffered from people's lateness, all
Speaker 2: we want is to know the time, so I know,
Speaker 2: like I am, I can start a crossword puzzle, or
Speaker 2: I can get this email done, Like I know the
Speaker 2: amount of time I have till she shows up, and
Speaker 2: I can devote something to it. You know, I can
Speaker 2: listen to my JFK podcast from reading in a second.
Speaker 2: So these are all just things. So anyway, Catherine was late,
Speaker 2: and what I wrote back first was I woke up
Speaker 2: early for this. Not nice. But she was like I
Speaker 2: realized because she had just left her house, She's gonna
Speaker 2: be twenty five minutes late and we only have an
Speaker 2: hour ten minutes to hang out. So I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I'm just My anger was that I don't get to
Speaker 2: hang out with my friend. It wasn't really about this
Speaker 2: waste of my time. It was like, man, this is cutting.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit of both, baby, But I
Speaker 2: wrote back, I woke up early for this, and I
Speaker 2: go And then I said, it's fine, I'll see you
Speaker 2: soon or whatever. And and then I was like, then
Speaker 2: I go, I'll just walk to the Starbucks we were
Speaker 2: going to walk to. It's far away that I'll be like,
Speaker 2: what I spend doing that twenty minutes doing?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: So I walk there, and on my walk there, I
Speaker 2: was like, now it's gonna be weird when she sees you,
Speaker 2: because she's now scared of you, because she's scared that
Speaker 2: you're gonna she's gonna get there and you're gonna be
Speaker 2: mad at her, which from all like, all the evidence
Speaker 2: shows that I am mad, because I wrote back, I
Speaker 2: got up early for this.
Speaker 3: You're not that scary, though, not to me.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad to hear you say that, because everyone
Speaker 2: else in my life has kind of told me that
Speaker 2: they are terrified.
Speaker 4: I know, I don't like to disappoint you, but I
Speaker 4: wouldn't be like, oh no.
Speaker 2: I was just like I forgive you. Yeah, I forget you. People.
Speaker 3: You give people so many chances.
Speaker 2: I might get a little mad at you and be like,
Speaker 2: this sucks that you did this, and this is why
Speaker 2: it sucks. But I will always forgive, especially if you
Speaker 2: forgive yourself and like apologize. That's what apologizing is, is
Speaker 2: kind of forgiving yourself and letting me know that you did.
Speaker 2: I kind of feel so. But on my walk, I
Speaker 2: was like, I was reminded of letting go, and I
Speaker 2: was like, what if you just let go of the
Speaker 2: disappointment that you don't get to hang with your friend,
Speaker 2: the anger you feel that she's not respectful of your time,
Speaker 2: which is you know, precious and all that stuff. And
Speaker 2: I just like was I remember I was opening the
Speaker 2: door to Starbucks, and I was just like just act
Speaker 2: like it, didn't act like just let it who gives
Speaker 2: a fuck? And I was able to let it go.
Speaker 2: And when I saw her, I should have said to
Speaker 2: her like, I'm sorry for my tone. I should have apologized,
Speaker 2: but I think I was a little too embarrassed at
Speaker 2: how I had written. So I just like instantly was
Speaker 2: like waved at her car, like excited, like the way
Speaker 2: I would have been if she showed up on time.
Speaker 2: So there is something to this like letting go thing.
Speaker 2: But then sometimes someone says something and you cannot let
Speaker 2: it go because it keeps coming up in your head,
Speaker 2: And what the fuck do you do about that?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the whole point of the book. Probably
Speaker 4: what do you mean to try to find a way
Speaker 4: to not ruminate? I know, but you have disturb with me.
Speaker 2: You can't help your thoughts, no free will, Like I
Speaker 2: can't help that this thing keeps coming up in my
Speaker 2: mind of like just let it go over and over. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about that?
Speaker 3: Every time it comes up? Let it?
Speaker 2: Just then my anger starts to build. I have so
Speaker 2: much anger in me, it's crazy. Like I think anger
Speaker 2: is a thing that we are so not in touch with.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know that's a fact. Everything is anger,
Speaker 2: like your back pain. You're fucking not your back pain,
Speaker 2: but like everything is just repressed anger. And I want
Speaker 2: a journal more this year. I want to read more
Speaker 2: books to understand myself and other humans and have more empathy.
Speaker 2: Because reading more books, especially fiction, gives you a lot
Speaker 2: of empathy for other people's experiences. No, you have lots.
Speaker 2: I think you have a lot of empathy. And then
Speaker 2: I want to let go of more things. I want
Speaker 2: to keep doing pilates because it feels good. I want
Speaker 2: to keep singing because it feels good. I want to
Speaker 2: take more naps. And I want to declutter my life.
Speaker 2: Does that mean just get rid of stuff and like
Speaker 2: stop holding onto things. I mean that's a good point too,
Speaker 2: people too, Like I'm I'm really tired of hearing about
Speaker 2: people in my friends' lives who I'm like, get rid
Speaker 2: by this person. I can't I almost can't handle you
Speaker 2: anymore because you. I hear about this person so much.
Speaker 3: That's why my that's when my anger came.
Speaker 2: And when I start sounding like that kind of person
Speaker 2: to myself with people, I like, when I start sounding
Speaker 2: like a person that like is holding onto things like
Speaker 2: because when you listen to your friends complain aboutuff, you're
Speaker 2: just like, just get that, just quit that job, just
Speaker 2: leave that person. It's easy, and yourself it's so much harder.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that that's another thing, letting, letting people go
Speaker 2: too and stop people pleasing so much. But I wish
Speaker 2: i'd people to let go because I feel like I could.
Speaker 3: But I don't even know anybody else.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great that you probably have let go of everyone.
Speaker 2: I went to your Christmas party and there was some
Speaker 2: gems there. You think, yeah that I love that girl
Speaker 2: that used to be a vet. I talked about it
Speaker 2: on the pod Regina. Yeah. Yeah, she was really cool and
Speaker 2: then her boyfriend, who was a therapist, was really cool.
Speaker 2: They were just like just interesting and Greg was like,
Speaker 2: thank you for talking about everything. He was like, he
Speaker 2: doesn't know my work. He was just like at the party,
Speaker 2: he was like, thank you for being so vulnerable, And
Speaker 2: I was like, what did I say. I was like,
Speaker 2: I think I had said like, oh I think about
Speaker 2: killing myself a lot, or I said something just you know, conversationally,
Speaker 2: just Christmas chatter, and he made a point to be
Speaker 2: like that was really vulnerable what you just did. And
Speaker 2: it made me feel so special. So well, he was
Speaker 2: like I could tell he was impressed with my candor,
Speaker 2: and I liked, he's he really likes you and Chris,
Speaker 2: Oh that's so nice. Yay Julie. What do they think
Speaker 2: of party animal Julie?
Speaker 3: Oh everybody loves Julie.
Speaker 2: No, one doesn't love Julie.
Speaker 4: It's she's a crowd. I was like, my mom was
Speaker 4: there too. Everyone's like, Julie need to was like, but my.
Speaker 2: Mo, my mom's just holding Anya's dad's book, like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god, he wrote this. Anya's dad wrote this. Well,
Speaker 2: who's Cross?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: Who's Jerry Cross? That's not Anya's name? Why is her name? Marina?
Speaker 2: Like just so many questions. She is just a hoot
Speaker 2: and a half hoot and holler. She's so fun. She's
Speaker 2: like that's another goal this year is to spend more
Speaker 2: time with my mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's my goal, to spend more time with Julie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should go thrifting with us, because I just
Speaker 2: I'm my mom doesn't invite me thrifting, but I have
Speaker 2: her on find my friends, and so I just am
Speaker 2: going to go start finding her around the Saint Louis
Speaker 2: metro area.
Speaker 3: I'll take her at all the She needs to go
Speaker 3: to the bens with me.
Speaker 2: She knows where the bens are. She's in a bin
Speaker 2: right now. She's knee deep in a bin right now.
Speaker 3: I know, I've never seen that bitch of the bens.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 4: No, Oh well, maybe we go in different days, maybe
Speaker 4: different skeedgies.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's twenty minutes late. No, she's on time for
Speaker 2: those bins. She she has like nemeses at these places.
Speaker 3: Oh, me too, See, we need to go together.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They up at the same time, and they're all just
Speaker 2: rooting around for new stuff, you know, like the racks.
Speaker 2: The racks come out. Yeah, and she sees the same
Speaker 2: people all the time. She's God damn it, she's always
Speaker 2: at that rack before me. It's just annoying. Nick, And
Speaker 2: I go, well, you're there too. So funny when people
Speaker 2: complain about crowds and it's like, well, you're part of it.
Speaker 2: Why is everyone at the airport today, Well, why are
Speaker 2: you and you're part of you're the part of the
Speaker 2: problem as well. Yeah, I'm listening to the JFK podcast
Speaker 2: Who Killed JFK? And it's with a question mark, but
Speaker 2: they keep saying it like it's called who killed You,
Speaker 2: like they're gonna tell you because they are.
Speaker 3: Well, I know who it is, so we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone needs to listen to this podcast. This is
Speaker 2: a gift to Americans from Rob Reiner, the filmmaker, writer,
Speaker 2: actor producer Rob Reiner, who gave us such things as
Speaker 2: when Harry met Sally spinal tap, stand by me. This
Speaker 2: guy has taken upon himself because he forget the origin
Speaker 2: story of it. But he obviously he was like fifteen
Speaker 2: when JFK was assassinated, murdered, and he you know, lived
Speaker 2: through that. But then he met someone through some film
Speaker 2: he was doing, who enlightened him to the fact that
Speaker 2: JFK was murdered and it was a conspiracy and it
Speaker 2: was one hundred percent that and it uh, you know,
Speaker 2: Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone. And he pretty
Speaker 2: much sets this up. And then the podcast is gonna
Speaker 2: tell you who like it's created. There's not like a
Speaker 2: shadow of a Doubt anymore. Like it's it was created
Speaker 2: this year. It just came out. I think they're still
Speaker 2: releasing new episodes, so it's an episodic that comes out
Speaker 2: every week. But now there's like nine episodes to Binge.
Speaker 2: I'm through episode three because it is pretty dense in
Speaker 2: terms of they really walk you hold your hand through it.
Speaker 2: Like a real dummy can listen to this and understand it.
Speaker 2: But I you know, you're distracted on your phone, you're
Speaker 2: watching you know, you're on an airplane. Someone asked you
Speaker 2: a question, and you've got to hear every little day
Speaker 2: that comes through.
Speaker 4: But you can just read Jerry Cross's book because of
Speaker 4: course he has told us who did it already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who did it yet because I'm
Speaker 2: only on episode three, but I'm guessing the CIA because
Speaker 2: the Bay of Pigs disaster and and JFK wanted to
Speaker 2: dismantle the CIA was very, very document well documented that
Speaker 2: JFK was hated the CIA. The CIA was war hungry.
Speaker 2: JFK wanted peace. They did not like that. They wanted war,
Speaker 2: and he was going to split the CIA into a
Speaker 2: thousand pieces and totally dismantle it, And I wonder if
Speaker 2: he even thought this was a possibility that they could
Speaker 2: kill him.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Why because he was not you know, you know, he
Speaker 4: had he had a disease.
Speaker 3: That's why he was orange orange.
Speaker 2: He wasn't using versus Bob.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very orange, like he's very tan looking.
Speaker 4: He had some he had some like serious health problems,
Speaker 4: really bad health problems. That's why his head was kind
Speaker 4: of like round, moon shaped and the orange.
Speaker 2: Its just how we liked use a little cridashat we
Speaker 2: learned about a congenial disease in high school? Why were
Speaker 2: they teaching this? They didn't teach us about safe sex
Speaker 2: in high school, but they taught us.
Speaker 3: About Oh they taught to safe sex.
Speaker 2: You don't remember, not really with pH Balance. We had
Speaker 2: that class, a guy named Paul Holleran who we called
Speaker 2: pH Balance.
Speaker 4: When they showed us just zoomed and pictures of like
Speaker 4: genitals with hearpies and stuff kinds MS Rice's class, and
Speaker 4: she would point and be like, now tell me where
Speaker 4: where the p would come out.
Speaker 3: We're like, we know, because I still don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a calliflower, you know, it's a Jesus statue crying.
Speaker 2: It just soaks out of the marble at some place.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, hold on, wait we why did we
Speaker 2: learn about congenial diseases though, like cry dohat, which is
Speaker 2: a disease you can get if you have a you know,
Speaker 2: you get a genetic mutation, and they called it. I
Speaker 2: don't mean to laugh at people with cridershat. I don't
Speaker 2: even think they survived very long, so we can laugh.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so they're all dead. Maybe they're the but
Speaker 2: it could be too soon. Cry do shat babies they
Speaker 2: called them that. And this is too funny to tell
Speaker 2: high schoolers. They they sounded. They would cry like a cat,
Speaker 2: and it was in France and the cry of the
Speaker 2: cat cry shat. It would be like, it's so sad
Speaker 2: we had a big moon and they would have a
Speaker 2: moon shaped hat like JFK.
Speaker 3: So maybe he's cryo shat?
Speaker 2: Okay, does is it a crescent moon? Like that older
Speaker 2: scot for dominance.
Speaker 4: Where I found we made there was a kid that
Speaker 4: we thought was a crydo shat because of his head shake.
Speaker 2: Okay, God damn it. We just got to bully people
Speaker 2: to their moon faces at all. It was just in
Speaker 2: notes that we would pass to each other.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I thought of yesterday? What song
Speaker 4: Starry Starry Night came on?
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4: Don McLean And one time we were talking about somebody
Speaker 4: that had acne scars or something and he said, scary
Speaker 4: scary face.
Speaker 3: It was we We.
Speaker 2: Would bully people would notes. There's no question if a
Speaker 2: note would be found, it would be very hurtful. But
Speaker 2: we not to their faces. That's the difference. It's not
Speaker 2: good that we did this. We just had self esteem
Speaker 2: issues and we projected it correct, which I still do
Speaker 2: in my own mind. But okay, we have to wrap
Speaker 2: in this segment and go to a break. But we're
Speaker 2: going to come back and we're going to talk more
Speaker 2: about the JFK stuff. And we already covered Crider Shat. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll be back. So we it. JFK had like a
Speaker 2: disease and that made him a stupid problem. No, he
Speaker 2: just wasn't able to like particular kill him. That's one
Speaker 2: of the side effects of this disease.
Speaker 4: He also was you know, uh, you know, banging a
Speaker 4: lot of chicks like Garl Monroe and stuff. They were
Speaker 4: killed trying to kill Marilyman where they killed her?
Speaker 2: They killed her? Yeah, why what'd she know?
Speaker 4: Because she because she had an affair with uh, with
Speaker 4: Bobby and.
Speaker 2: With but why kill her? Who cares?
Speaker 3: Because she was going to tell because she was borderline,
Speaker 3: She's going to tell.
Speaker 2: So they killed her. She didn't commit suicide, oh dear.
Speaker 4: But anyway, he had a lot of health issues. But
Speaker 4: also you know, the CIA, that was just one of
Speaker 4: the things. But maybe the CIA killed him, maybe not,
Speaker 4: but they had some things to do with it, for sure.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of people. He was also trying
Speaker 2: to get rid of the mafia, so a lot of
Speaker 2: people think the organized crime and that's why Jack Ruby
Speaker 2: was a mafia guy, you know. And he said that
Speaker 2: he killed Lee Harvey Oswald because Jack Ruby killed Lee
Speaker 2: Harvey Oswald the day.
Speaker 4: After right, and then Jack Ruby immediately became totally fucking
Speaker 4: insane and couldn't speak or do anything.
Speaker 2: And then MK Ultra, Yes, okay, whoa.
Speaker 3: There's someone also more important than that sort.
Speaker 2: Of I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: I loved the part of this podcast where they're talking
Speaker 2: about the Zapruder film, which I did not know the
Speaker 2: world did not see the Zapruder film for until the seventies.
Speaker 2: They gave the Zapruder film to the CIA, and then
Speaker 2: one copy was made by the guy who was making
Speaker 2: the digital copy, not digital copies, but they were like
Speaker 2: converting it from five millimeter to thirty five millimeter, and
Speaker 2: that guy who was working in the Kodak lab was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make one copy, and he was the one
Speaker 2: that brought it on Heraldo Rivera's show and with Dick
Speaker 2: Gregory comedian, which by the way, Dick Gregory was the
Speaker 2: one who blew this case wide open by going on
Speaker 2: Heroldo Rivera's show called like Tonight Tomorrow or something like
Speaker 2: that or like this week tonight, and Dick Gregory, a
Speaker 2: stand up comedian, was the one that was like, this
Speaker 2: is a conspiracy. The press needs to look into this.
Speaker 2: Why are we the ones that are bringing you this information?
Speaker 2: Because he was he was a part of all these
Speaker 2: groups that would meet up, these societies that would meet
Speaker 2: up to discuss the JFK assassination because it was worn.
Speaker 2: It was so cool. So I just love that because
Speaker 2: if you you know, Hannibal Burris was the one who
Speaker 2: like made a joke about Bill Cosby and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden that all okay, Like that wouldn't have
Speaker 2: happened without Hannibal Burris just making a joke on stage
Speaker 2: one night and someone filming it being like, look it
Speaker 2: up type in Bill Cosby rape and see what happened yet,
Speaker 2: which was already well documented, but no one was looking
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 3: I did not know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's another. There's one other example I can't
Speaker 2: remember right now, just a comedian saying something and everyone
Speaker 2: going like, wait, let's look closer at this.
Speaker 4: Me talking about John Pinday on this podcast every single
Speaker 4: time I'm on it.
Speaker 2: Well, I saw did you see the girl's chest?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I went to her house. What I saw her house
Speaker 2: this weekend? And I did a drive by picture when
Speaker 2: you're on the girl's chest. Did you take a picture? Yes?
Speaker 2: And I sent it to the girls? It to me no,
Speaker 2: but I said, you know what that means? What does
Speaker 2: it mean?
Speaker 4: But I have to become more obsessed so that you remember, wait,
Speaker 4: look at it. I am the one that should receive
Speaker 4: a picture of.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought everyone would like it. It's the next three.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been there? No? Why? Because I haven't
Speaker 2: been a boulder seems like you would make a pilgrimage there.
Speaker 2: So I didn't get to go to and I wanted
Speaker 2: to go. I didn't get to go to Columbine on
Speaker 2: the trip, but I did see the John Bay House
Speaker 2: and I was surprised it was not torn down, because
Speaker 2: they did. Did you know they tore down the Idaho
Speaker 2: murders place? Yes, it was the house. They don't.
Speaker 4: This house just sold. You can see on Zillow and
Speaker 4: I know there's a whole tour of the It's nuts crazy.
Speaker 2: What did itself for? Like four point three seven million,
Speaker 2: seven million Jesus, that's what it was for sale for. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And that's what someone goes, why didn't they Why didn't
Speaker 2: they tear down the Zambiney House? And I go, and
Speaker 2: why did they tear up don the Idaho thing? And
Speaker 2: I go, because you look at the prices. It's it's
Speaker 2: a shed. It's like a campus shed.
Speaker 3: Is the most ugly.
Speaker 4: If I wouldn't ever live in there, because I'd be like,
Speaker 4: I will definitely get murdered.
Speaker 2: Here in the Idaho one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh really just so so ugly, Like.
Speaker 2: They should have known when they have been on a
Speaker 2: tour of it. Yeah, so When is that gonna When
Speaker 2: is all that the Idaho stuff going to start?
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty four? Is the trial starts?
Speaker 2: Oh that's this year. I know we're here already.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 2: What about what about like you're the murder girl expert,
Speaker 2: what about the Delphi DELFI is, when is that gonna start?
Speaker 4: That's not gonna start to at least wait late in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four October twenty twenty four, which is insane
Speaker 4: because they're gonna kill him for it. They're trying to
Speaker 4: kill that guy. Why because he didn't do it at all?
Speaker 2: Who? And oh, because you think it's cops.
Speaker 4: I think it's cops or someone that's really high up,
Speaker 4: or else there wouldn't be all this ridiculous conspiracy.
Speaker 2: That you want to look into. A crazy murder. I've
Speaker 2: talked about on the podcast before, but the Delphi murders
Speaker 2: in Indiana are insane. And I read a book called
Speaker 2: Down the Hill and it's so good and so creepy,
Speaker 2: and it's just it's the worst thing because if you're
Speaker 2: like a little if you're a girl like me who
Speaker 2: used to like walk through the woods with their friends,
Speaker 2: you just see yourself so much in this because you
Speaker 2: could have been murdered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going on a walk.
Speaker 2: They were just on a walk on a day off
Speaker 2: school where that it was like they had extra snow
Speaker 2: days to get rid of. So the school like was
Speaker 2: just like, we'll take his day off, and the little
Speaker 2: girls just went to the park and they got Hainousley
Speaker 2: murdered by possibly a police officer.
Speaker 4: Because they have elect five seconds of this to you, yes,
Speaker 4: at least, and we only know one second of it.
Speaker 4: If they have a whole video of someone, why wouldn't
Speaker 4: they release that.
Speaker 3: Because if the guy's already.
Speaker 2: In, if they have him, yeah, because usually they don't
Speaker 2: release stuff because they don't want that guy to live
Speaker 2: rodden hard.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't look anything like that. It's definitely not him.
Speaker 2: I think it does look like that guy.
Speaker 3: No, it looks much more like another guy that other
Speaker 3: people think.
Speaker 2: Is Well, let's talk about another conspiracy. The movie may December.
Speaker 2: So I went on a rant last time the podcast
Speaker 2: happened in twenty twenty three about the movie made December
Speaker 2: and how shitty it was and how I can't believe
Speaker 2: that people are talking about it for Oscar nominations and
Speaker 2: all this stuff. And then a bestie wrote me about
Speaker 2: she felt the same way about it, but then she
Speaker 2: went on Reddit threads and read about how all the
Speaker 2: things I hated about the movie and that we both
Speaker 2: hated about the movie were actually reasons why it was good.
Speaker 2: So yes, so the music sting throughout it are supposed
Speaker 2: to be okay. So the movie is about Natalie Portman,
Speaker 2: who's an actress who goes to visit this woman who
Speaker 2: is like a Mary Kay Laturno situation. She slept with
Speaker 2: her student or not student, but she slept with like
Speaker 2: a seventh grader when she was in her thirties. And
Speaker 2: now it's you know, thirty twenty five years later, and
Speaker 2: they're grown up and they have a family and kids
Speaker 2: of their own that are going to college, and this
Speaker 2: kid is now thirty three, she's fifty something, and Natalie
Speaker 2: Portman goes to study the family because she's going to
Speaker 2: play this woman in a movie. And the whole movie
Speaker 2: you're thinking, Natalie Portman is probably like a Natalie Portman
Speaker 2: type actress, right, like she's doing this amazing role. And
Speaker 2: you get little hints here and there that maybe that
Speaker 2: isn't the case, but you don't really think about it,
Speaker 2: and then in the very final scene, which I said
Speaker 2: the final scene was the graduation scene, that wasn't the
Speaker 2: final scene. The final scene was her shooting a scene
Speaker 2: in the movie. So you're cutting to the movie and
Speaker 2: the movie is shit. It's like a lifetime movie. It's
Speaker 2: terrible looking, the acting's bad, the set's bad. But I
Speaker 2: watched We're supposed to We're supposed to whole time think like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this whole movie was meant to be campy.
Speaker 2: It was meant to be not the reasons I hated
Speaker 2: it were it was trying to be bad. The music
Speaker 2: sting throughout that was like bang bong bing that I hated.
Speaker 2: That was supposed to be hinting at us, to us
Speaker 2: that this movie, that's the type of movie this woman
Speaker 2: was making. And then the fact that her list started
Speaker 2: halfway through the film was intentional, and because the list
Speaker 2: started halfway through the film, because we were supposed to
Speaker 2: notice that she only used the lisp when she was
Speaker 2: trying to seem vulnerable and get something from the guy,
Speaker 2: like this the woman that seduced the kid, and so
Speaker 2: she would used the list to like infantilize herself. But
Speaker 2: I still don't know why they didn't start debuting it
Speaker 2: a little bit before halfway through the movie. And then
Speaker 2: so the reason that the music stings I hated, the
Speaker 2: lisp I hated, or the choice of the list halfway
Speaker 2: through I hated, and the ending which he is at
Speaker 2: his kid's graduation and he's crying. The father is the
Speaker 2: father who's now thirty three, what was a child? He's
Speaker 2: crying because he missed out on his childhood. And the
Speaker 2: whole movie, he's also working with butterflies, and I learned
Speaker 2: that the fact that he was trying to keep these butterflies,
Speaker 2: he like makes sure that they mature all the way
Speaker 2: before they fly, And obviously that is like a metaphor
Speaker 2: for he wishes someone would have protected him before he
Speaker 2: flew away. And then there is a whacked out scene
Speaker 2: that I cannot believe this is real. I sent it
Speaker 2: to Chris last night. It is a do you remember
Speaker 2: Mary Kaylaturno and this guy her love her just because
Speaker 2: she's crazy. Yeah, this is a interview they did final thought.
Speaker 2: Hold your fucking horses for this interview. Okay, it's a
Speaker 2: minute five long? Okay, is everyone ready for this? I
Speaker 2: cannot believe this is so awkward This is Mary Kayla
Speaker 2: Turno and her husband, who is the boy who by
Speaker 2: the way, when she got out of she was sentenced
Speaker 2: when they got caught rolling around in the head and
Speaker 2: this is me just kind of paraphrasing, but it was
Speaker 2: something like this. She was sentenced to like two years
Speaker 2: or something three years and she only served nine months
Speaker 2: and then she got out within a week or so.
Speaker 2: She's caught rolling around with him again. She goes back
Speaker 2: to prison for ten more years. She could have gotten
Speaker 2: out after nine months, but she went back again. She
Speaker 2: gets out after seven for that or something. They get married,
Speaker 2: have kids. Oh, they have Oh, by the way, she
Speaker 2: gets pregnant. She gets pregnant. I think she's pregnant during
Speaker 2: her first nine months, and then she gets pregnant again.
Speaker 2: She gives birth in prison and gets pregnant again on
Speaker 2: the second. I could be mixing that up, but she
Speaker 2: got pregnant. I mean, this lady was nuts. This is
Speaker 2: them doing an interview with some like Australian reporter and
Speaker 2: this is a minute five seconds And this is this
Speaker 2: is from Louis Lewis Petsman. He's a hilarious guy. On Instagram.
Speaker 2: He tweeted this out so many contemporary movies and shows
Speaker 2: based on real life, real events, traffic and imitation with
Speaker 2: uncanny impressions seen as the highest achievement. What May December
Speaker 2: does to incorporate this moment is one thousand times more interesting.
Speaker 2: So I guess in the movie May December there is
Speaker 2: a scene where she goes, who's the boss? Who's the boss?
Speaker 2: And you'll see what that comes from this interview. You
Speaker 2: can say that I am Wait, hold on, with the adults,
Speaker 2: you can say that I am saying that I was
Speaker 2: by age.
Speaker 3: I was by age.
Speaker 2: And by maturity. Maybe you were a taint, you Mary.
Speaker 2: You can't say I was immature. You don't know him, no,
Speaker 2: but I don't need to know him in this discussion.
Speaker 2: He's the child who I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Who is the boss? She's saying it to the boy
Speaker 2: who is the boss? Who is the boss?
Speaker 3: Was being pursuing you?
Speaker 2: Who is the boss?
Speaker 1: Back then?
Speaker 4: Dulous?
Speaker 2: Now who was to say?
Speaker 3: Who is the boss? And who is the best?
Speaker 2: Tony Danzel, I'm pursuing the relationship.
Speaker 1: Who is.
Speaker 2: Well, I was the pursuer? Yes, this, now come on,
Speaker 2: he was? It doesn't matter. She goes, will flaw me?
Speaker 2: What does that even blaw me. She gives who's the
Speaker 2: boss to him so many times seven and it's so
Speaker 2: clear that she's like, if you don't say that, I
Speaker 2: mean it's it's just the definition of being someone being uh,
Speaker 2: the person in power telling someone who's the boss? Who's
Speaker 2: the boss? Like say it? You are clearly because you're
Speaker 2: telling me that I have to say who's the boss?
Speaker 2: He looks so frightened. It's so fucked up.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: And now I'm starting to like the movie because I've
Speaker 2: read all this stuff. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I can be convinced to like things I hate if
Speaker 2: you explain to me what I miss me too, I'm
Speaker 2: a summer like, if you prove it, then I'll like it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Chris and I were talking about my set design at
Speaker 2: one point and I was like, I just need I
Speaker 2: don't know set design. So if I'm just told that
Speaker 2: these curtains are cool because maybe I don't like them
Speaker 2: upon first look or whatever it is aesthetically, if I'm
Speaker 2: just like I don't like it or like it's a
Speaker 2: little weird to me, if you explain to me why
Speaker 2: it's cool from an artistic perspective, that you have as
Speaker 2: an expert, I'll be like, oh, yeah, that is cool.
Speaker 2: Maybe that means I'm a pushover and that I don't
Speaker 2: have a backbone for what I think is cool and
Speaker 2: not cool. But I think things. I like things based
Speaker 2: on you know, uh, I guess I'm more what's it's.
Speaker 2: I don't just judge a book by its cover, like
Speaker 2: you got you can tell me what a cover if
Speaker 2: a cover's good, well.
Speaker 1: Understands that there are people who might know more than
Speaker 1: you in the field that they're experts on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like, if you tell me so. If I
Speaker 2: don't like the way a song sounds, if you tell
Speaker 2: me why that song is actually like so interesting, I
Speaker 2: can start to maybe like the song even though I
Speaker 2: fucking hated it at first. Does I think there's something
Speaker 2: about that that makes me a little bit of people
Speaker 2: please or push over?
Speaker 3: No? No, I think it's more like but.
Speaker 2: I can't help that I actually will start to like it.
Speaker 2: Or an outfit that I think is hideous, know it's
Speaker 2: cool because those boots.
Speaker 4: Actually, Yeah, you're open end that you would even give
Speaker 4: it a chance and take the time to let someone
Speaker 4: play something for you again or whatever. And I would
Speaker 4: just be like no, I don't want to listen to.
Speaker 2: It because I think I like May December. Now I
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna go back and watch it again, and
Speaker 2: with all of these context clues. But Chris made the point.
Speaker 2: He was like, well, then they miss the mark. If
Speaker 2: we're too intelligent people and we couldn't understand that they
Speaker 2: were trying to show us that this was actually shitty,
Speaker 2: like or like it was the movie that she was
Speaker 2: gonna make was shitty, then then they failed because would they.
Speaker 4: Just make it the exact story if they're going to
Speaker 4: even use the interview, it seems like they could have
Speaker 4: done a better job because the real story is.
Speaker 3: Very interesting and crazy.
Speaker 4: But if you were bored throughout this movie, then they
Speaker 4: didn't do a good job.
Speaker 2: But maybe it is good because I'm so obsessed with
Speaker 2: talking about it, Like sometimes things are so bad that
Speaker 2: you talk about them a lot, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: maybe I think it's good because I like Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: because of all the hitden messaging, the things that you
Speaker 2: don't get on the surface, the stuff that if you
Speaker 2: listen to it a couple of times, you go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, she's referencing that moment, like I'm obsessed with
Speaker 2: this clip of Taylor Swift where she's dancing. She's at
Speaker 2: Aristur and she's dancing too. We never go out of Style,
Speaker 2: which is clearly about Harry Styles. It's called Style. It
Speaker 2: was written on nineteen eighty nine. Nineteen eighty nine is
Speaker 2: an old album pretty much about Harry Styles. Everyone knows that.
Speaker 2: She's never, never explicitly said it, but she did a
Speaker 2: British accent in one of the songs when she was
Speaker 2: performing at the Grammys to nod at dating him. It's
Speaker 2: like it is about him. They were in a snowbobile
Speaker 2: accident she references in all the songs d She's never
Speaker 2: explicitly said it, but we just get it from all
Speaker 2: these fucking clues she's giving. But in airstour, she does
Speaker 2: a moment where she dances like Harry Styles. You should
Speaker 2: google it and look at it. I'm so obsessed with it.
Speaker 2: And it's not part of the choreography. She's just going
Speaker 2: like this and she does like a little and she
Speaker 2: does two seconds of it. But it's enough to just
Speaker 2: nod at us and go, I know who this is about.
Speaker 2: You know who this is about. I could always have
Speaker 2: reasonable deniability that or like whatever that word is that
Speaker 2: that maybe I just danced like that and it's just
Speaker 2: a coincidence, but it's not. And I love stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So maybe I just missed the mark on this movie
Speaker 2: and that when they're like or she actually puts it
Speaker 2: in the movie.
Speaker 1: From what it sounds like, people on Reddit created that
Speaker 1: meaning and it made sense, like they're just making sense
Speaker 1: of something bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we are also making sense of this thing.
Speaker 2: But I do think they're right, Like I almost know
Speaker 2: they're right because it is so over the top. This
Speaker 2: miss musical sting is so stupid that I do think
Speaker 2: the director who when I'm looking at So I went
Speaker 2: on my own Reddit search and read all about it,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh shit, I'm an idiot. I kind
Speaker 2: of missed all of the things. And I can admit
Speaker 2: onm Aneneys don't like sometimes I'm it's so embarrassing when
Speaker 2: you think something's lame and you go, wait, that's what
Speaker 2: they meant it to be lame. Do you ever? Does
Speaker 2: that ever happen to you where you make fun of
Speaker 2: something and people go, no, that's the joke and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, like this weekend time, this weekend we were
Speaker 2: at a karaoke bar for New Year's Eve and Chris
Speaker 2: had a friend of his, a frind of his sister
Speaker 2: showed up and she was so funny. But I didn't
Speaker 2: expect her to be this funny, and it was a
Speaker 2: really loud bar, so I wasn't like hearing what she
Speaker 2: was saying exactly, and she was like being very sarcastic
Speaker 2: and like but truly funny. And Any showed up a
Speaker 2: bit later after I already established this girl is like
Speaker 2: next level funny. She's like cursed in level is funny.
Speaker 2: I could just tell, damn she and she was like
Speaker 2: at one point she put on this like Happy New
Speaker 2: Year zeve like crown, and she was talking about online
Speaker 2: dating and how horrible it is and how she just
Speaker 2: went out with someone who had a roommate and she
Speaker 2: was like, I'm thirty nine, Like I can't be like, hey,
Speaker 2: can I use the bathroom? There's your roommate gonna be
Speaker 2: out there, Like she was just like talking about it
Speaker 2: to me prior to Onya getting there. So Anya's across
Speaker 2: the table and then all of a sudden she starts
Speaker 2: doing like selfie is like like but like if you
Speaker 2: don't know her. She just looks like a twat doing
Speaker 2: like horrible like do you're seeing selfie is like styling
Speaker 2: her hair like you know, like most girls like pepping
Speaker 2: out her like doing duck face, you know. And then
Speaker 2: she goes she says to Anya, or she says to
Speaker 2: like the table, I'm just taking pictures for my bumble profile.
Speaker 2: And then she starts going like like thinking like the
Speaker 2: weirdest face. And Annie's looking at me like what is this?
Speaker 2: Like this girl is so over the top lame right now.
Speaker 2: And I go to Anya, I go, no, she's doing
Speaker 2: a joke. And I'm was like oh, and then it's
Speaker 2: like the funniest thing. But like watching my friend think
Speaker 2: this girl is lame was such a weird moment for
Speaker 2: me that I was like, no, no, no, she knows what
Speaker 2: she's doing. And I think that's what my December was
Speaker 2: for me. So thank you to the bestie for enlightening
Speaker 2: me on it. So many besties were it to me
Speaker 2: saying you hated May December two. Maybe maybe it deserves
Speaker 2: a second look. Who knows, but everyone does need to
Speaker 2: see Natalie Portman actively humping the air in the sworge
Speaker 2: closet of a pet shop having simulated sex with a
Speaker 2: teenager in the closet of a pet shop. That is
Speaker 2: a scene you need to see. It looks a lot
Speaker 2: like this, her humping the air because she's getting ready
Speaker 2: for the role. She goes to the pet shop where
Speaker 2: this woman and this boy had their first encounter, because
Speaker 2: she's in the small town where they met. And she
Speaker 2: goes to the pet shop owner. She's like, can I
Speaker 2: take a look at the back, and then he brings
Speaker 2: her back and leaves her alone, which I've already discussed
Speaker 2: is so weird in movies, where like people just let
Speaker 2: anyone rolled around in places they shouldn't by themselves. But
Speaker 2: the screen writer didn't want to write an extra character
Speaker 2: into the scene, and he needed her to hump the
Speaker 2: air alone, So he's got to get that old man
Speaker 2: in the back of the front and so yeah, and
Speaker 2: then she just goes and she humps the air. It's
Speaker 2: pretty good. And that's how do we know your everyone.
Speaker 2: That's where we leave you, Taylor. Thanks for being here.
Speaker 2: My mom is going to be here tomorrow. You guys
Speaker 2: gear up for that. Brian Franzie will be back tomorrow. Taylor.
Speaker 2: We'll bay see you next week. Thank you. For listening
Speaker 2: to you guys, and thanks for coming to my shows.
Speaker 2: I have shows coming up in Florida in two weekends,
Speaker 2: so see me at that, and you can watch me
Speaker 2: all presenting at the Creative Arts Emmys on f f
Speaker 2: fxx I think on January ninth it airs, and I'll
Speaker 2: be doing that this week. I'm going to LA this weekend.
Speaker 2: That'll be fun. But thank you for all your sport
Speaker 2: in the past year and this new year. It's going
Speaker 2: to be so great. On the pod, we love you
Speaker 2: and don't be kiss and dig. Just listen to the
Speaker 2: JFK podcast. I'm gonna be talking about it a lot.
Speaker 2: What else do I have to see is good