1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies. History is 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: learn this stuff they don't want you to know. A 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 1: production of iHeart Radio. 5 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back to the show. My name is Matt, 6 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 2: my name is Gil. 7 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 3: They call me Ben. 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 4: We're joined as always with our super producer Dylan the 9 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,480 Speaker 4: Tennessee pal Fagan. Most importantly, you are you. You are here. 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 4: That makes this the stuff they don't want you to 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 4: know at the most wonderful time of the year, fellow 12 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 4: conspiracy realists. Now, we've been juggling some schedules, guys, as 13 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 4: we returned, as we played ketch Up, as we got 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 4: to hang with some very hell yeah, as we played 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 4: ketchup and mustard and hospital couple cases. We had such 16 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 4: a great time on our journey with several of our 17 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 4: fellow listeners over with Virgin Voyage on their true crime cruise. 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 4: And you know, one thing that I think we all 19 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 4: enjoyed about it was that a lot of our fellow 20 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 4: listeners who were hanging out with us were asking us 21 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 4: about episodes right, asking us about people, places, events, incidents, 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 4: And I don't know what your experience was but guys, 23 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 4: a lot of folks were asking me about doing more 24 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 4: paranormal episodes, supernatural spooky stuff. 25 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 5: Well tis the season, indeed, and I think we're all 26 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 5: here for it. 27 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, agreed, agreed, So what can we do but 28 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 4: oblige this time of year more than any we thought 29 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 4: it would be appropriate to dive into an ancient supernatural 30 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 4: dare we say infernal concept, the idea that has haunted 31 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 4: humanity since before the written word, the concept there are 32 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 4: certain unseen powers behind the curtain of reality, and that 33 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 4: through specific rituals or actions, you can traffic with these 34 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 4: forces for profound worldly gain at a price. 35 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 5: Well, and your results may vary, but consider this our 36 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 5: best crack atitutorial. 37 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 2: High like that set up, we do have some tips 38 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 2: and tricks. According to the Mallius Malficarum. 39 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 4: Yes, check out our episode on Grimoire's as well for 40 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 4: a deep dive into that. So we arrive at tonight's conspiracy. 41 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 4: You've met us here on the crossroads of the Internet 42 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 4: at midnight. Our question, can people really sell their souls? 43 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 4: Here are the facts. Every modern culture Christianity aside, but 44 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 4: every modern culture has some kind of version of selling 45 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 4: one soul, right. 46 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and it's all based on someone who chooses 47 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 2: to live outside of the bounds that are set by 48 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 2: whatever society they're living in. 49 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 6: Well, it's also all based on the idea that we 50 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 6: have a soul. 51 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 5: And that that is like sort of one of those 52 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 5: religiously syncretistic things, this idea of the magic bit inside 53 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 5: of us that makes us alive and sentient. 54 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 3: That twenty one grams that makes you special. 55 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 4: As hip hop and weird science love to say, I 56 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 4: mean it's weird that well, weird, it's not the right word. 57 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 4: It's fascinating that, even in an increasingly secular climate, the 58 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 4: concept of selling one soul is still very common today. 59 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 4: It's often an idiom, and it means you are sacrificing integrity, 60 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 4: values and principles for some sort of perceived. 61 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 6: Game, right, selling out like Bill Burr. Right. 62 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 4: The most notable example recently in the Western world being 63 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 4: Saudi Arabia's Comedy Festival earlier this year. 64 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, and a lot exactly like that, and a lot 65 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: like taking on a giant loan to me, that's the 66 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 2: way I see selling a soul. 67 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 5: Your soul is kind of the the what's the word 68 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 5: the collateral. 69 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 2: Right in in some way, your soul is the thing 70 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 2: that let's say, if you're going to buy some crazy 71 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 2: mansion or something as especially an older person, and you 72 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,719 Speaker 2: will probably never ever pay off that giant mansion that 73 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 2: you just put some collateral down on, but forever until 74 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: you die, you will be paying that. Well, I guess 75 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 2: in this case you'd be paying. You'd be paying after 76 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 2: you're dead too. 77 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 6: It's never mind, because it's just this bargain. 78 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,679 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, very sea org right, it's a it's a guarantee. 79 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 4: It's using some scientifically undefinable part of oneself, arguably the 80 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 4: most important part in religious schools of thought, as an 81 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 4: asset right that you can leverage. And when we go 82 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 4: to the secular meeting, to return to this for a second, 83 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 4: we're we've heard, ad nauseum all kinds of opprobrium and 84 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 4: criticism for those big, big name comics, people like Bill 85 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 4: Burr as He's I'm sorry, Dave Chappelle, all the hits, 86 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 4: the folks who don't need the money, by the way, 87 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 4: took the bag and performed at the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, 88 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 4: and a lot of diehard fans, nonprofits, activists, stand up colleagues. 89 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 4: They gave these folks a lot of heat about this 90 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,359 Speaker 4: because KSA has an atrocious human rights record. They have 91 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 4: a lot of money just to put it diplomatically and transparently. 92 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 4: Despite the kingdom's official denials, pretty much everybody outside of 93 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 4: the KSA is pretty sure that, like Russia, the KSA 94 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 4: tortures and murders people with no real consequence. 95 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 2: I know, how could those comics do that and then 96 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 2: come home to this country where all we do is 97 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 2: murder people on boats randomly in the ocean all the time, 98 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 2: at least some time. 99 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 4: Of course, there's no better way to interrupt an electoral 100 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 4: process than to start a war, and the CIA is 101 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 4: kind of pissed right now. 102 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 5: Or divert attention from a certain Staco documents that individuals 103 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 5: would prefer remain buried. 104 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 4: I know, I'm surprised that hasn't acquired that beautiful gate 105 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 4: suffix yet. For political scandals in the US, you know, 106 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 4: there's Watergate, there's Iran Gate. You just add gate to 107 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 4: the back Staine Gate, Epstein Gate. Why has that happened yet? 108 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 5: It's a good question. I wonder if it's just no 109 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 5: longer in vogue. Maybe maybe that is a relic of 110 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,360 Speaker 5: the past, but I would love to see more more Gates. 111 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 2: So, speaking of Epstein, have we done a whole episode 112 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 2: on Jean Luke Brunell? 113 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 3: We have not. 114 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 2: I don't let's do an entire episode on that guy 115 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 2: who was Epstein's like partner and a very close associate 116 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 2: of Epstein. 117 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,359 Speaker 5: Well, the fact that I'm not even familiar with this 118 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 5: name and have obviously been following the story very closely 119 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 5: speaks volumes to me. At least I would love to 120 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 5: know more about this person. I'm sure, I'm certain we did. 121 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 5: It's just it, it does not seem like a name 122 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 5: that's floating around in the zeitgeists nearly as much as 123 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 5: it's clearly should. 124 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 2: Dude as a French modeling agent and he got caught 125 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 2: up on all this stuff, was like on the plane 126 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 2: all the time. Was one of the guys that brought 127 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 2: girls to Epstein and he was found hanged in his 128 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 2: cell in twenty twenty two. Right, we need to do 129 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 2: a whole episode. 130 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 6: On ye, agreed. 131 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 3: So back to selling one's soul. 132 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 6: Here, you could argue, speaking of us, well, sure. 133 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 4: Thing, Well, you can see the accusations of selling one's 134 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 4: soul now the way it's commonly used, they don't really 135 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 4: people don't really mean anything paranormal or supernatural about this. 136 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 4: They're saying, like you said, and all the concept of 137 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 4: selling out. And we see these accusations all the time 138 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 4: in modern history, startups to politicians, your favorite punk band 139 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 4: that makes it big, musicians, authors, even podcasters and streamers, 140 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 4: game developers. But the question then becomes, why does selling 141 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 4: one's soul have such rhetorical weight? Why is it still 142 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 4: such an insult in a world where people are increasingly irreligious. 143 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 5: Well, and obviously we're going to get into the religious 144 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 5: aspects of it and the lore of it, but even 145 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 5: if you look at a lot of those religious texts 146 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 5: or some of these stories as more of a teachable 147 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 5: kind of parable, it really does one to one go 148 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 5: with this idea of selling out, of doing the bad 149 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 5: thing for the great gain, you know. 150 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 3: Right, yeah, exactly. 151 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 2: And I think especially if it hurts other people in 152 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,719 Speaker 2: your rise to power or prominence or whatever it is, 153 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 2: if other people are injured, like either bodily or mentally 154 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 2: or whatever. I think that is when it really comes 155 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 2: into this selling your soul thing. 156 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 4: It's also a real mechanism or an observation of deferred 157 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 4: gratification a lot of times the way. And we'll see 158 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 4: so really these stories as we continue, but one of 159 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 4: the common tropes or the common errors of a main character, 160 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 4: and a story about selling your soul is something that 161 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 4: we all do even today without the interference of Satanic powers. 162 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 4: You put a lot of stuff on the future, you right, 163 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 4: there's stuff you should do, but it's Saturday, and it's 164 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 4: nice night, so you put that on Sunday Bin or 165 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:34,679 Speaker 4: tomorrow Matt or next day Nol. And this is a 166 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 4: common thing. This is something we'll see a lot in 167 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 4: the concept of selling one's soul as well, especially Fausti imbargains. 168 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 4: Maybe we can say the reason it still holds such weight, 169 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 4: the idea of selling one's soul or selling out, is 170 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 4: because multiple civilizations genuinely did and do believe in what 171 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 4: we're describing the concept of the soul, that infintesimal little 172 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 4: piece of the divine and every single human being just 173 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 4: by the virtue of being human, that bright light inside. 174 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,559 Speaker 5: You, as they say in yoga practice, you gotta honor it, 175 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:06,960 Speaker 5: you know. 176 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, And we see this across religions, not just the 177 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 4: Abramaic ones, but Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism. Most spiritual belief systems 178 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,439 Speaker 4: factor in the existence of something like a soul. Now, 179 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 4: like you said, your mileage may vary. They get their 180 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 4: own specific beliefs about how a soul works, what it 181 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 4: means in life, what it does or does not mean 182 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 4: after your physical death. And usually, to be quite honest, 183 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 4: these spiritual belief systems don't agree with each other because 184 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,319 Speaker 4: a lot of organized religions hinge on the idea of exclusivity. 185 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 5: Well, even the idea of having soul, or the cultural 186 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 5: implications of you got soul man soul music, you know, 187 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 5: a lot of that derives from gospel music and religious 188 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,960 Speaker 5: music and then becomes a little more r and B 189 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 5: coded or funk coded, and there is now this kind 190 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 5: of concept of if someone's got soul, that means they 191 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 5: got they got vibes, right, they got like they got attitude, 192 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 5: but like in a good way. 193 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, But what good is the soul anyway? If that 194 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 2: soul is worshiping the wrong deity, what are you gonna 195 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 2: do with that? 196 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,480 Speaker 6: It's the ultimate religious quandary, isn't it. 197 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, But if you got it wrong, that's the thing, right. Yeah, 198 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 4: that's the thing about religion. The credits don't transfer in 199 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 4: these things. 200 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,840 Speaker 6: You don't know till the end. You don't bet on 201 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 6: the right horse. You know, what if it's shakers. 202 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 2: What if that's really what it is? Though, at the end, 203 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 2: you get like an equivalent credit for however awesome of 204 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 2: a worshiper you were, of whatever you worshiped. You get 205 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 2: like a little score you know what you did great? 206 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 4: You get your ged You're God enough diploma. 207 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,319 Speaker 6: And there's the board up there somewhere, and you get 208 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:46,960 Speaker 6: to see the look. 209 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 5: Your place in the afterlife, whether you get like, you know, 210 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 5: a condo or a mansion or a palace. 211 00:11:54,200 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 4: I don't like a hierarchical afterlife. That's just unnecessary here, Yeah, 212 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 4: I hear you. 213 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,960 Speaker 2: That's why I always liked the concept of karma because 214 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,800 Speaker 2: it felt like you could, you could. It was quantitative 215 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,439 Speaker 2: in a way, uh less qualitative, liked. 216 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 6: D and how much right? And how would that be measured? 217 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 4: If you haven't seen the excellent comedy philosophical comedy The 218 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 4: Good Place, please do check it out. If you like 219 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,959 Speaker 4: this episode, then that series is right in your right 220 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 4: in your c zone. 221 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 6: Mm hmm. Yeah, put it in my c zone. So 222 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,079 Speaker 6: here's the thing. 223 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 4: Okay, you can look at all sorts of established denominations 224 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 4: of larger religious belief systems, and you will always find 225 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 4: splinter groups or sects that claim they are the ones 226 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 4: with the true understanding of afterlife metaphysics and mechanisms, and 227 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 4: anyone who doesn't follow their particular brand is doomed to 228 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 4: hell or a less good after life. But we have 229 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 4: to ask, if a God does exist, then why does 230 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,440 Speaker 4: this all powerful entity not just drop by for like 231 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 4: a ted talk every few months to set the record straight. 232 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 4: I mean, that guy God, according to so many religious texts, 233 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 4: used to show up all the time. You know what, 234 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,640 Speaker 4: just pop it, burn a bush, had some advice, came 235 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,559 Speaker 4: up with some rules. 236 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you check out the Mallius Malficarum, there 237 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 2: is a deity that will stop by every time there's 238 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 2: a conclave of his slash her worshippers. 239 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 4: It's right because the Malius gets the Malius is a 240 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 4: hit piece, as we'll see, but the witches Hammer does 241 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 4: get into some pretty juicy specifics. I mean, the idea though, 242 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:49,199 Speaker 4: of selling one's soul comes from other older pre Christian 243 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 4: narratives the things that said, you know, unseen powerful forces exist. 244 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 4: They are sentions, right, they are sapients, so they are thinking, 245 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 4: and they are wise, and they can inc with you. 246 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:01,640 Speaker 4: They're just not human. 247 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,319 Speaker 3: This could be a. 248 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,560 Speaker 4: Brownie be an ancestor spirit, a jin, a demon, a 249 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 4: loved ghost, and angel. 250 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,960 Speaker 5: Well, in the implication, there is that God or whichever 251 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 5: deity you worship owns your soul or is you know, 252 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 5: in some way has a stake in your soul, and 253 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 5: you are more or less taking that away from the 254 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 5: good side and lending it or you know, selling it 255 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 5: over to the bad sides you or you are switching 256 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 5: teams for all intents and purposes. 257 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 4: Right right, It's a spiritual It's a profound spiritual betrayal. 258 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 4: I mean, we know the rise of modern monotheism arguing 259 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 4: for just the existence of one single God. We know 260 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 4: that really simplified a lot of spirituality because now we 261 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 4: can say there isn't sacro sayct good and an established 262 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 4: bad an oppositional force, and they're both working continually around 263 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 4: the clock to either save humanity or obliterated. And Christianity 264 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 4: and Islam, we could say, are particularly vulnerable to this 265 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 4: binary concept. You know, Christianity has the saints and the prophets, 266 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 4: and Islam has the prophets in the jin but you 267 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 4: can pray for the intercession of the saints. In some 268 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 4: types of Christianity, you can pray to that saint even 269 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 4: though you're saying there's only one God. 270 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 5: And I'm sure this is the case in other religions too, 271 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 5: But in you know, Christian lore and text, there are 272 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 5: minor demons. There are lesser you know, infernal entities that 273 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 5: all have names and have their own mythology behind them 274 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 5: and all that stuff. And you could absolutely sell your 275 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 5: soul to one of them or worship one of them, 276 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 5: like a case in point of paym On. 277 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 6: Yes, all hail from Hereditary. 278 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,880 Speaker 4: A zazel ball, you know of the other fallen angels 279 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 4: that kind of WU tanged up with Lucifer in the 280 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 4: beginning of the Fall. 281 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 282 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, And they're all like generals that command a certain 283 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 2: number of army princes of Hell. 284 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 6: Yeah, they really keys of Solomon. I believe is a 285 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 6: text that the outlines a lot of those. Was this 286 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 6: where payment came from? Anyway that I'm aware of? 287 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, also mentioned in our Grimoire episode. So I love 288 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 4: that callback we know that those devils or those demons 289 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:15,600 Speaker 4: and their principalities also similar in an inversion of the 290 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 4: concept of patron saints. They have power over certain earthly things, right, 291 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:24,840 Speaker 4: be that the weather, be that finance, be that romantic interest. 292 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 4: So you're right, it's a seller's market. You can find 293 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 4: somebody who are some thing that specializes in the stuff 294 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 4: you want and maybe crack a deal. You can also 295 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 4: in Islam, you can make deals with the jin because 296 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 4: they're one of God's creations. They're surprisingly similar to humans. 297 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 4: But there are more things out there, right and than 298 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 4: on all of our imaginings, deep in the sea, high 299 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 4: in the ink of space, right behind you. Sometimes, folks, tonight, 300 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 4: maybe we hone in on the Christian idea of selling 301 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 4: one's soul, because this could be a series if we 302 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 4: look at all different religions throughout history. Oh yeah, yeah, 303 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,199 Speaker 4: So how about we share rituals and stories of people 304 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:13,880 Speaker 4: who either genuinely attempted to summon the old gods, demons 305 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 4: or devils, or genuinely believe that they had sold their soul, 306 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,440 Speaker 4: and then we can end on of course, the priceless question, 307 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 4: has anyone actually managed to sell their soul. 308 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 3: Here's where it gets crazy, yes. 309 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 6: At least according to the stories. 310 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 4: All right, Now, as we pointed out earlier, to believe 311 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,200 Speaker 4: in this magical process, you got to have some starting axioms. 312 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,920 Speaker 4: You have to already assume that infernal and divine powers exist, 313 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 4: because they can't exist without each other. And then, just 314 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 4: for the sake of conversation, we'll take that as a given. 315 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 4: The concept of making a deal with the devil, treating 316 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 4: your immortal soul for worldly reward, it dates so far 317 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 4: back in Christianity. We all know the story in the 318 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 4: New Testament where Satan tempts Jesus in the desert, which 319 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,200 Speaker 4: is basically a cell your soul pitch right well. 320 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 5: And a lot of these, too, are monkeys paw type 321 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 5: situations where you get the thing that you think you want, 322 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,919 Speaker 5: but they're like knock on consequences that you did not 323 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,359 Speaker 5: consider that make the whole thing you wanted sort of 324 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 5: not worth it in the first place. And a lot 325 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 5: of this stuff you'll see in folklore and folk tales. 326 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,159 Speaker 5: And one of my favorite depictions of this bargain is 327 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 5: Ariel selling her soul to the sea witch in The 328 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:37,439 Speaker 5: Freaking Little Mermaid. I mean, it's more personified as her voice, 329 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,680 Speaker 5: but it's this glowing orb that comes out of her. 330 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,439 Speaker 5: And then she's blessed, I guess, with the ability to 331 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 5: walk on land. But then there's all of these horrific 332 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,439 Speaker 5: knock on consequences and ultimately the sea Witch is the 333 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,680 Speaker 5: devil and has her in the palm of her hand 334 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 5: to get exactly what she wants out of the situation, 335 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 5: which is what you see in a lot of these 336 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 5: black mass Christian kind of anti christ kind of ceremonies. 337 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,639 Speaker 6: That it's just and Ursula is just a real pill. 338 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 6: Oh I got terrifying too, and she gets all big 339 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 6: and stuff. 340 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:06,879 Speaker 3: At the end. 341 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 4: Man, yeah this I mean. Another example, of course, would 342 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,719 Speaker 4: be that episode of The Simpsons where Homer trades his 343 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:20,160 Speaker 4: soul for a donut, speaking of like instant versus deferred 344 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 4: gratitude of course. 345 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 5: Just one of those classic sprinkle Simpsons donuts too. It 346 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,959 Speaker 5: hasn't been with the layer of icing and then just 347 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 5: like the little yeah, not even stuffed, not even like 348 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 5: a cream field, just a standard. 349 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 6: He wasn't thinking ahead. 350 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 4: Treehouse of Horror is just the best part of the Simpsons, 351 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 4: I think, and. 352 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 5: Has relatively maintained even in their lesser years. Usually you'll 353 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,879 Speaker 5: see a treehouse and because of its inherent anthology type style, 354 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 5: usually continues to work. 355 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 4: That's the only one I watched at this point. Yeah, 356 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 4: so okay. The specifics of the process, Let's say you 357 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,399 Speaker 4: want to sell your soul, they vary based on the source, 358 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 4: but Western or Christian soul's usually follows a key a 359 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 4: few key beats. Right, it's Joseph Campbell stuff. It's story structure, 360 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 4: it's folklore, it's tropes. The person seeking a deal makes 361 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,400 Speaker 4: contact with the devil or another demon through a ritual 362 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 4: like a black mass. Right, Maybe they get together and 363 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 4: have their dark tupperware party. Or they can sort consult 364 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 4: a grimlaw for instructions on going solo and doing their 365 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 4: own summoning ritual. 366 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, Or they can go into a church and just 367 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 2: renounce all of the stuff in the church and pledge 368 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 2: their loyalty to They call them the little Master in 369 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,680 Speaker 2: the Malleus maleficar. 370 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 3: Mm hmm, yeah like that. 371 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 4: Well again, it's it's a book written by enemies of 372 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:47,160 Speaker 4: these beliefs. I don't know, it's I can't Oh gosh, 373 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 4: I want to re listen to the grim wi episode again, I'm. 374 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,360 Speaker 2: Gonna keep bringing it, I'm sorry, because it's got actual, 375 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 2: like right instructions in there on how people confessed to 376 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 2: how they sold their souls to the de. 377 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,159 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we'll talk about some of those folks 378 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 4: too in specific. Okay, So a black mass, how would 379 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,200 Speaker 4: we explain a black mass? 380 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 6: And what is deistic Satanism? 381 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:16,639 Speaker 5: It would be a bastardization or a blasphemization of a 382 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 5: Catholic mass, you know that is meant to honor God. 383 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,919 Speaker 5: This is almost like a inverse of that. 384 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:29,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right, man, It's an intentional perversion, 385 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 4: blasphemous parody of a Catholic mass. And specific deistic Satanism 386 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 4: is the is what people mean when they're talking about 387 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 4: a Satanic panic. It's acknowledging that a God exists and 388 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,880 Speaker 4: therefore an opposition party to that God exists. So that's 389 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,919 Speaker 4: separate from other Satanism, which just uses the symbolism and 390 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 4: language of these belief systems but doesn't actually think there's 391 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,919 Speaker 4: an evil bad guy or little Master or good man. 392 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:05,359 Speaker 5: They're just using iconography to their ends, right, Yeah, Like 393 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,399 Speaker 5: as a way, and I'm a fan of that, Like, 394 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,400 Speaker 5: I love co opting religious iconography. I think they're beautiful 395 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,640 Speaker 5: and they can be really powerful and a fun way 396 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 5: of maybe doing a little bit of satire and maybe 397 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 5: you know, like I have a whole wall in my 398 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,399 Speaker 5: house it's just crucifixes. I'm not Catholic, and there's something 399 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,359 Speaker 5: almost slightly blasphemous about having a giant wall of nothing 400 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 5: but crucifixes, and that like does it for me a 401 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,479 Speaker 5: little bit, you know. I don't mean sound like, oh, 402 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 5: I'm so clever, but it's just that's sort of something 403 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 5: that I'm interested in, is like inversion, subversion rather of 404 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,720 Speaker 5: religious symbology. 405 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, and that can be I mean, that's a personal 406 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 4: journey too. It's not necessarily offensive at all. I think 407 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,440 Speaker 4: it's an aesthetic. The crosses in black masses are a 408 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 4: course inverted, as you said, all manner of unclean and 409 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 4: per the stories of witch hunters. Really nasty things take 410 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,400 Speaker 4: place the place of the Eucharist, like various bodily fluids, 411 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 4: maybe actual human flesh from a sacrifice, all kinds of 412 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:05,840 Speaker 4: stuffings are certainly drinking of blood, yeah, blo seminon fluids. 413 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 6: Yeah. 414 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,160 Speaker 2: Unbaptized children is really popular. 415 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 3: Right, especially in the film series. 416 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 2: Warlock and in the Melia's Male Car. 417 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 4: So most primary sources on this, let's talk about why 418 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 4: it's so skewed. Most of the primary sources on selling 419 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 4: one's soul or consorting with the infertile they come from 420 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,359 Speaker 4: Latin and French, and they were not created by people 421 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 4: engaged in these practices, if they existed, they were created 422 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 4: by Christian authorities who wanted to crack down on belief 423 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,960 Speaker 4: systems or practices that didn't match the uniform state religion. 424 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,879 Speaker 4: So the majority of the actual literature you can find, 425 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 4: not just the Hammer of Witches, but all the other 426 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 4: gremoires we mentioned, The majority of that is written by critics, 427 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,879 Speaker 4: not supporters, not fans, not people with necessarily first hand experience. 428 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,199 Speaker 6: They're trying to smear the. 429 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,720 Speaker 4: Character of these folks who were outside of the norm. 430 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 4: There's a statement in Japan that translates to the nail 431 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,479 Speaker 4: that stands out will get hammered down. That's why they 432 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 4: call it the hammer, which is yeah, because this is 433 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 4: a socio political control mechanism. 434 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 6: The squeaky wheel gets the grease or the bodily fluids. 435 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,720 Speaker 2: Yes, most of the stuff that's in there was extracted 436 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 2: from people who were either you know, actively being tortured 437 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,119 Speaker 2: or had been tortured for you know, weeks or months, 438 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,840 Speaker 2: or we're trying to get out of being tortured. 439 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 5: So, as we know that game of Telephone is already 440 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,719 Speaker 5: a little wacky in terms of the way things mutate 441 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,200 Speaker 5: over time, think about how that's contributed to by people 442 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,119 Speaker 5: who are under duress and just trying to say something 443 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,640 Speaker 5: that rings true or sounds just demonic enough to be believed, 444 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,160 Speaker 5: you know, so that you'll go a quick death. 445 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 6: Or feed names. 446 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, feed names you have other people, especially when you're 447 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,199 Speaker 4: prompted to do so. 448 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,040 Speaker 3: What do you think about good wife Mary? 449 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, Oh she's totally a way. Can I keep 450 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 4: my other fingers's? That's what's happening, right? 451 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 2: Why do you keep worshiping the evil one? Torture? Torture, torture? 452 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 2: Why are you worshiping the evil side? Torture, torture, torture? 453 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 2: Where are the good guys? 454 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 6: Yeah? 455 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,840 Speaker 4: Check check out how Dare You Have a Birthmark? Check 456 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,399 Speaker 4: out our series, not just one episode, but our series 457 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,439 Speaker 4: on whether or not torture works. Spoiler it does not 458 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 4: work the way it's advertised. 459 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,760 Speaker 6: Absolutely not. And like I said it definitely. 460 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 5: It's a random numbers generator of weird that just kind 461 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 5: of gets absorbed by the culture, you know, and then 462 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,120 Speaker 5: telephoned you know, throughout history. And I'm pretty sure that's 463 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,160 Speaker 5: where some of these confessions quote unquote of rituals come from, 464 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 5: and then they get sort of tweaked and adjusted over time. 465 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 4: Embellish, yeah, especially because they're a powerful political tool. There 466 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 4: are social control mechanism. There wasn't much in the way 467 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 4: of fact checking at the time. As a matter of fact, 468 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 4: act acting as a fact checker makes you look kind 469 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,120 Speaker 4: of witchy yourself. So people were very frightened of witch 470 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 4: hunters and which finders and the inquisition, and we learned 471 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 4: a new word and the research for this. A guy 472 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 4: named Epiphanius of Salamis was a fourth century heresiologist, a 473 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 4: guy whose job is just a study heresy. Pretty neat 474 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 4: thing to say on a first date, no doubt. Yeah, 475 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 4: so he he is. He's a great example outside of 476 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 4: the usual grim laws of someone who uses accusations of 477 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 4: infernal trafficking and selling one soul to attack an outsider 478 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,399 Speaker 4: group in his society. He says, there's this gnostic sect 479 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 4: called the borbarites, and they have a perverted version of Mass. 480 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 4: This may not be appropriate for all. First three to one, 481 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 4: they smear their hands with menstrual blood and seamen and 482 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,159 Speaker 4: consume them in a parody of the body and blood 483 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 4: of Christ. And people believed it. They were like, look, 484 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 4: this guy took the time to write it down. 485 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 3: Why would he be lying? 486 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,639 Speaker 5: Reasons right, we discussed. I love that you're mentioning the 487 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,360 Speaker 5: Black Goat, Ben. I think we're all three or four 488 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 5: of us here big fans of David Egg Robert Egger's 489 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,800 Speaker 5: rather the Witch, which I think personifies the Black mass 490 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,480 Speaker 5: incredibly well, no spoilers for that, but this idea of 491 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 5: you know, being in Congress or having some sort of 492 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,480 Speaker 5: dialogue with this black goat black Philip film in the film. 493 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,879 Speaker 4: I love that Twins song too, do you think do 494 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,439 Speaker 4: you guys think the twins were witches? 495 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 5: I think they had been bewitched, okay, And also there's 496 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,320 Speaker 5: something inherently creepy about twins, and I think maybe the 497 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,040 Speaker 5: film is leaning on that a little bit, but I 498 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 5: do think that's the case. I think whether they were 499 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 5: possessed or in some way a harbinger or like a 500 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,479 Speaker 5: what's the word like a medium to carry whatever chifernal forces. 501 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,920 Speaker 6: I think they were part of it in some way, 502 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 6: like a vector for disease. There you go, Okay, yeah, 503 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 6: I like them. 504 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 2: Got something from the Malley's bella of the car if 505 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 2: you want to hear it about the children and all 506 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 2: that stuff which is like applicable here is uh, this 507 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 2: is exactly what we just talked about. It's some kind 508 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 2: of confession, right, a coerced confession. This is a woman 509 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 2: saying we sent our snares, chiefly for unbaptized children, and 510 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 2: even for those that have been baptized, especially when they 511 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,159 Speaker 2: have not been protected by the sign of the Cross 512 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,960 Speaker 2: and prayers, and with our spells. We kill them in 513 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Speaker 2: their cradles, and even if they're sleeping by their parents' side, 514 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 2: in such a way that afterwards they're thought to have 515 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 2: been overlain or have died in some other natural death. 516 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 2: Then we secretly take them from their graves and we 517 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,440 Speaker 2: cook them in a cauldron until the whole flesh comes 518 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 2: away from the bones. To make soup, for which may 519 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,600 Speaker 2: easily be drunk of the solid matter, we make an 520 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,160 Speaker 2: ungent which is of poultice. 521 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 6: Like guy thing you rub all over yourself, which is 522 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,160 Speaker 6: also in the wits. 523 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 2: Sorry, which is a virtue to help us in our 524 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 2: arts and pleasures, in our transport Haitians as in like 525 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 2: classically or spiritually transporting. And with the liquid we fill 526 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 2: a flask or skin, whoever drinks from which, with the 527 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 2: addition with a few other ceremonies, immediately acquires much knowledge. 528 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,480 Speaker 2: It becomes a leader in our sect. So to me, 529 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,080 Speaker 2: that's like that you're gaining something from doing these horrendous things, 530 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,960 Speaker 2: in essentially selling your soul. 531 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:21,959 Speaker 6: I know, Ben, I know. 532 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 5: Egger's really dug into a lot of like writing from 533 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 5: the period and tried to make things really accurate. 534 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 6: He had to have been familiar with this book that 535 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,280 Speaker 6: you guys are talking about. 536 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's definitely familiar with that Grimoi. He's also familiar 537 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 4: with the writings of people like Increase or Cotton Mather 538 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,800 Speaker 4: Sinners in the hands of an Angry God and pretty 539 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,640 Speaker 4: well read up on the ergod theories, and it also 540 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 4: read up on the idea of using hallucinogenic substances as 541 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,600 Speaker 4: a masturbation aid, which is one of the possible theories 542 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:59,080 Speaker 4: for the broomstick or the other flying implements. 543 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 5: And Also, if you're you know, tripping your balls off, 544 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 5: you may very well believe that you're flying. 545 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 6: You know, dude, I've had conversations with goats, you know what. 546 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,160 Speaker 6: I mean, nothing wrong with it, But Matt, you mentioned 547 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 6: the word transportation. 548 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 5: I believe in that little passage you distroyed and the 549 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 5: way it's depicted in some of the lord that I've 550 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 5: seen that was depicted in the Witch is rubbing that 551 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 5: goo all over them is what helps them fly, like 552 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 5: truly transportation, not just like you know, some sort of 553 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,400 Speaker 5: spiritual movements, but like literal flying through the sky on 554 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 5: their you know, broomsticks. 555 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, because from the eyes of the enemy forces, the 556 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 4: authorities who are conducting this torture and social control from 557 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 4: through their eyes, all of the stuff they consider black 558 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 4: magic has to be a pay on demand kind of arrangement. 559 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,200 Speaker 3: So if you so, for. 560 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,040 Speaker 4: Instance, I mean, and again, all these confessions, in my opinion, 561 00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 4: are bs. Even though Malice Malathi Karam had did have 562 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 4: rules on paper about how confessions under torture had to 563 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 4: be confirmed. If you confess under torture, you have to 564 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 4: be moved to another place and then in. 565 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 3: That other place with these other people. 566 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 4: The victim has to confirm that they were truthfully confessing 567 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,000 Speaker 4: and that it was not due to the fact that 568 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 4: someone was torturing the shit out of them. Thank you 569 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 4: for the detailan, but I mean, torture is gonna come 570 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 4: again if you don't give them the right results. 571 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,640 Speaker 6: It's an implied you better corroborate it. 572 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, at this. 573 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 4: Point, at this point in time, Geneva is just another town. 574 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 3: It is not. 575 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 4: It's not the inspiration for the Geneva Conventions. 576 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. I think there's something really interesting in this though. 577 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 2: In this time period you're talking fourteen eighties, fourteen eighty seven, 578 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 2: when when that book is written, when you know, and 579 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,120 Speaker 2: well before that's when all the things that were basically ripped. 580 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 2: He ripped a bunch of people off when he wrote 581 00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:03,800 Speaker 2: that book. Was his name and Jacob Springer. So they 582 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 2: there's this thing though, I've been to a lot of churches, guys, 583 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 2: and I have never seen God or Jesus or any 584 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 2: deity appear before the congregation during any kind of ceremony, 585 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 2: no matter what it is. Been to a lot of 586 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,360 Speaker 2: weddings where God is supposed to be. There've been to 587 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 2: a lot of religious ceremonies and there's never been a 588 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 2: deity involved, according to these stories that are written in 589 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,960 Speaker 2: this book. And I think this is why it's so 590 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 2: powerful and maybe why so scary to establish religions, especially Christianity. 591 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,760 Speaker 2: According to these writings, in these forced confessions, at the conclaves, 592 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,840 Speaker 2: at the places where you know the devil is worshiped, 593 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,440 Speaker 2: the devil shows up according to these things, like shows 594 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,200 Speaker 2: up in person as a man, and they don't say 595 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,560 Speaker 2: like sometimes, they say every time, right, And so they're 596 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,080 Speaker 2: placing that in the mythology of it as And I 597 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,360 Speaker 2: imagine how powerful that would be if you went and 598 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,120 Speaker 2: you prayed, and you're the God that you're worshiping shows 599 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,320 Speaker 2: up in physical form every time. That would be a 600 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,800 Speaker 2: huge challenge to your religion if what your priests can't 601 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 2: make the God show up right. 602 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, So going back to our the concept we were 603 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,200 Speaker 4: originally exploring here, the story beats or the process of 604 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 4: selling one's soul. There's the infamous signing of one's name 605 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,880 Speaker 4: in the Devil's Book. This is the direct representation of 606 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 4: selling your soul in exchange for power on earth or 607 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 4: some kind of worldly response, be that true love, be 608 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,040 Speaker 4: that finding gold, or in Homer Simpson's case, getting a 609 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,920 Speaker 4: sick doughnut, the taste of butter, a pretty dress, all. 610 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,200 Speaker 6: The hits, just the taste, just the taste. 611 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 5: And again in a Little Mermaid, Ariel very aggressively has 612 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 5: to scrawl her name in this growing tome that really 613 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,400 Speaker 5: does have Devil's Book vibes. I know it's more of 614 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 5: a contract. Maybe it's not a book, it's a scroll 615 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 5: kind of thing, but it's the imagery is absolutely there. 616 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, and these are just a couple of examples, but 617 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 4: they are we could argue illustrative because you can see 618 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:12,560 Speaker 4: how everything about this propaganda, which is what a lot 619 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 4: of it is, Everything about this propaganda provides a very 620 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,760 Speaker 4: convenient rationale for church authorities and witch finders to seek 621 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:26,360 Speaker 4: support as they quash spiritual rivals or even just financial 622 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,960 Speaker 4: economic rivals in the wrong part of town. Because one 623 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 4: thing I remember taking college classes on this in particular, 624 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 4: but one thing that happened a lot with the inquisition 625 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 4: is these guys were working on commission, so it did 626 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,280 Speaker 4: not they didn't make money if someone ended up being innocent, 627 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,799 Speaker 4: but if they did bring somebody back to Christ, or 628 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,520 Speaker 4: if they did find and stop a witch, then they 629 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,600 Speaker 4: got their vig at the end from that person's assets. 630 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 4: So that's why older single women were often targeted. That's 631 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:04,520 Speaker 4: why a lot of religious minorities were targeted. There was 632 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,759 Speaker 4: a very real conspiracy at play. I mean, yeah, did 633 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 4: people do things that would look like a black mass 634 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 4: to outsiders on a routine basis? Maybe because it was 635 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 4: a non Christian religion, right, they could have been an 636 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:23,959 Speaker 4: animist or nature worshiping kind of organization or institution, And yeah, 637 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,880 Speaker 4: maybe they're dancing around with garlands. 638 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,200 Speaker 3: Maybe they do. 639 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,400 Speaker 4: Have a black goat, and maybe they put some stuff 640 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,800 Speaker 4: on the goat, right. 641 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 6: Dude, you know, it just occurred to me, the whole 642 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 6: the taste of butter thing. 643 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 5: I think we've talked about this on this show, but 644 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,479 Speaker 5: also in ridiculous history, these butter boxes where people would 645 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,080 Speaker 5: stick put money in these boxes to buy themselves indulgences 646 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 5: in order to be able to enjoy butter because it 647 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 5: was inherently considered too decadent or like too sinful. So 648 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,080 Speaker 5: I think that whole the taste of butter thing is 649 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,719 Speaker 5: a direct ref to that. 650 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,640 Speaker 6: That's really cool. It just occurred to that. Yeah, brilliant. 651 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,720 Speaker 2: I mean, oh, guys, I cook with a lot of butter. 652 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,560 Speaker 6: Oh no, you are damned, my friend. 653 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,399 Speaker 3: Ah, dang it, just right to the dam just right to. 654 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,480 Speaker 4: The in pope and tell him you'll buy him some furnet. 655 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,000 Speaker 4: That's how those deals work. Oh yeah, that's the one, Malert. 656 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:22,200 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean they're both equally. I'm choosing the 657 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,360 Speaker 4: high root, all right. So look, some newly initiated devil 658 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,480 Speaker 4: worshipers might sell their souls at a black mass, but 659 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 4: that also might not be the primary focus. Again, not 660 00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,680 Speaker 4: for nothing, we'll be saying an infernal tupperware party to 661 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,120 Speaker 4: Catholic authorities. The black Mass is regularly conducted just to 662 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,920 Speaker 4: sort of celebrate Satan in general, and then to get 663 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 4: together and say, here's some stuff I did to further 664 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,880 Speaker 4: the cause of Satan in the world. You know, poison 665 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,399 Speaker 4: to well, cow went back, cow went sick. I made 666 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,399 Speaker 4: sure that the neighbors kids were still born, all kinds 667 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 4: of stuff like that. But you also don't have to 668 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,400 Speaker 4: go to the party to sell your soul. There are 669 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,840 Speaker 4: tons of other rituals, maybe animal or human sacrifice. You 670 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,480 Speaker 4: make a summoning circle wrought with signs and sigils, You 671 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,760 Speaker 4: prepare your magical ingredients, You recite a certain magical phrase 672 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:19,080 Speaker 4: or incantation. Abercadabra, paymon, knock knock, who's there? Simsalabim? 673 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,560 Speaker 6: Is there a world been where you could sell your 674 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,800 Speaker 6: soul by accident? 675 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:23,720 Speaker 7: Oh? 676 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 6: Man? 677 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:30,040 Speaker 4: That's interesting, right, because I think the parables tell us 678 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,240 Speaker 4: that you will. People sell their souls without realizing the consequences, 679 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 4: or as you said, a monkey's pause situation where they 680 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,200 Speaker 4: don't know what they're wishing for. But I do like 681 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 4: the idea of accidentally selling one's soul. You'd have to 682 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,399 Speaker 4: really stumble through some stuff there. 683 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,239 Speaker 5: That's exactly right, a real, a perfect storm of happenstance. 684 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,279 Speaker 5: I actually just googled sell your soul by accident? Yeah, 685 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 5: and a Reddit thread came up in our Christianity, I'm 686 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,880 Speaker 5: worried I might have accidentally sold my soul. And the 687 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,680 Speaker 5: first response is if you are wondering if you sold 688 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,959 Speaker 5: your soul, then no, you did not sell your soul. 689 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,680 Speaker 5: People who sold their soul know that they sold their soul. 690 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,480 Speaker 4: We read a lot of Christian sources for this too, 691 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,440 Speaker 4: and it's surprising even there how divided opinions can be 692 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,880 Speaker 4: across denominations. 693 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,319 Speaker 5: Well, I think to a point we mentioned earlier, there 694 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,600 Speaker 5: is a sense in certain religious denominations that your. 695 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 6: Soul is not yours to sell. Yes, your soul is 696 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,320 Speaker 6: the property of God. 697 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,480 Speaker 4: So it's not even like possible for you to do this, right, 698 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,240 Speaker 4: or that you because you cannot sell your own soul. 699 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,760 Speaker 3: Some denominations would. 700 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,880 Speaker 4: Argue when you think that you're doing that, you're just 701 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 4: committing a great sin. But you can still pray for forgiveness, 702 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,520 Speaker 4: so it's not the end of the game for you. 703 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 4: That's a nice version of the selling the soul story. 704 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:48,920 Speaker 6: I don't mind that. 705 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:49,879 Speaker 3: I don't mind it. 706 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, I think there's a version where 707 00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 2: you are tricked into believing you sold your soul to 708 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,279 Speaker 2: do those horrifying things that are you know, outlined in 709 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,239 Speaker 2: all of these sources or whatever, and then you're not 710 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 2: actually doing any kind of buying or selling, as you said, Ben, 711 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,440 Speaker 2: you're just committing the awful acts. So there's no way 712 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,879 Speaker 2: to get into the good place, the actual good place anymore. 713 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,239 Speaker 5: Still qualify for absolution if you play your cards right 714 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,440 Speaker 5: down the line, right. 715 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,120 Speaker 2: Right, maybe if you have enough money, but enough. 716 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,799 Speaker 4: Money in that butter box now, depending too upon your denomination, right, 717 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,719 Speaker 4: So a lot of this, again is coming from enemies 718 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,240 Speaker 4: of pretty much anybody non Catholic. 719 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,319 Speaker 6: Those are the folks who are writing about this. 720 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,600 Speaker 4: And as we're going to see, at no point in 721 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,719 Speaker 4: all of history has anybody conclusively been proven to have 722 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,880 Speaker 4: sold their soul, mainly because no one has conclusively scientifically 723 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,560 Speaker 4: proven the existence of demons or Lucifer the light Bringer, 724 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,480 Speaker 4: or souls or souls. But as we're about to see, 725 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,759 Speaker 4: tons of people have been murdered on the basis of 726 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,280 Speaker 4: these accusations. And there are tons of people throughout history who, 727 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,719 Speaker 4: for one reason or another, claim to have sold their 728 00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,920 Speaker 4: soul and appear to really believe they did it, which. 729 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,280 Speaker 2: Is and lots of right. 730 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:12,680 Speaker 4: Mostly yeah, mostly rumors, attempts at political or physiological assassination. 731 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,480 Speaker 4: What see, We pause for word from our sponsors and 732 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:30,440 Speaker 4: get into some examples because I say, yeah. 733 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,439 Speaker 6: All right, we're back. 734 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,960 Speaker 4: One of the first examples is a guy named Saint 735 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,120 Speaker 4: Theophilus of a Donna. 736 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:38,280 Speaker 6: Yes, Saint Theophilius Theophyllis. 737 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 5: Of a Donna is one of Christianity's older examples of 738 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,919 Speaker 5: someone successfully selling their soul. 739 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,560 Speaker 6: So THEO as you have nicknamed him in the doc here. 740 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,280 Speaker 5: Ben, Yeah, it's a familiar it's a familiar, Yeah, exactly. 741 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,080 Speaker 2: We like THEO. 742 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,200 Speaker 5: He's got a good story here. He was indeed likely 743 00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:59,120 Speaker 5: a real person who lived and died so long ago. However, 744 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,919 Speaker 5: that a lot of what we had tribute to him 745 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,680 Speaker 5: has become at this point that game of telephone that 746 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,280 Speaker 5: results in law and legend. 747 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but definitely real dude, right, but I love 748 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,480 Speaker 4: how you're saying this. He was born so long ago 749 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 4: that he's definitely become a kind of larger life figure. 750 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,319 Speaker 4: But he is an actual facts Catholic saint. According to 751 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 4: the story, our buddy, THEO is working in a Donna 752 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,640 Speaker 4: what we call modern day Turkey today. He gets offered 753 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,879 Speaker 4: the position of bishop, and he's humble as all get out. 754 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,720 Speaker 4: He's the opposite of a corporate shark. So at first 755 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,680 Speaker 4: THEO says, ah, thank you, but you know, I'm not 756 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,840 Speaker 4: some big time guy. I'm just doing my best. And 757 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,160 Speaker 4: then he runs into an issue, real insult upon injury. 758 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,759 Speaker 4: The church goes. They find this other guy to be 759 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,759 Speaker 4: the bishop, and this guy has it out for THEO. 760 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,399 Speaker 6: For some reason. 761 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,080 Speaker 4: He's mad at him, so he either unfairly removes THEO 762 00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:00,360 Speaker 4: from his post or he doesn't give him what he 763 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,800 Speaker 4: feels is an appropriate high ranking position in the local clergy. 764 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,920 Speaker 3: So Theo's not having it. He's not having it. 765 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,480 Speaker 4: He reaches out to wizard in the area, as you do, 766 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 4: I guess local wizard. Yeah, wizard goes through his rolodex 767 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:21,400 Speaker 4: and puts THEO in touch with the actual devil, Satan Lucifer, 768 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,719 Speaker 4: and Satan comes in and he says, you know, Bud, look, 769 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,080 Speaker 4: I could make you to bishop if you renounce Christ 770 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,359 Speaker 4: to the verge of Mary and sign this contract in 771 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:35,359 Speaker 4: your own blood. How usually it goes normal negotiation, that's 772 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,560 Speaker 4: all reseunds our contract. Wait, did you to sign yours 773 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,200 Speaker 4: in pen or do you have to use blood too? 774 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,959 Speaker 5: I mean I tick a box that where I give 775 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,400 Speaker 5: permission for it to be from my digital signature to 776 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,920 Speaker 5: be transubstantiated into blood. 777 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:49,960 Speaker 3: Love it. 778 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,759 Speaker 2: Hey, And this is your reminder everybody out there who 779 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,520 Speaker 2: works a corporate job, it's time for open enrollment wherever 780 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,880 Speaker 2: you work, So make sure you sign your name and 781 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,960 Speaker 2: blood on all those documents for you and all the 782 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,960 Speaker 2: people you take care of. 783 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,000 Speaker 4: And open enrollment is just a terrible bit of language. 784 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,800 Speaker 6: It's just a dumb phrase. Open roll whatever it is dumb, 785 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,359 Speaker 6: it is all right. 786 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,800 Speaker 2: Hey, you know I found out guys in our state 787 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,239 Speaker 2: where you live, you you can't you can't have a 788 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,520 Speaker 2: dependent who is a domestic partner if they're of the opposite. 789 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,160 Speaker 3: Sex, right, yes, that is as well? 790 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,480 Speaker 2: Wait what yes? 791 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,600 Speaker 3: Why you can't have a because. 792 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,840 Speaker 6: Because I want you to marry. 793 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's sort of like, yeah, I guess it's leaning 794 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,720 Speaker 5: in favor of like, well, you got to get married 795 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:39,279 Speaker 5: because I. 796 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 4: Know, yeah, thanks for making those conversations awkward. Uh, appreciate 797 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:53,880 Speaker 4: state extra Uh none needed pressure big government, which is 798 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,880 Speaker 4: such a non such a big government thing to do. 799 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 3: It's quite the opposite anyway. 800 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,360 Speaker 4: No, no, I'm like Jesus walking away from the cliff, 801 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,360 Speaker 4: not doing the soapbox. 802 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:04,560 Speaker 6: Now. 803 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,560 Speaker 4: I think we're all aligned on that because we're pretty 804 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:14,640 Speaker 4: reasonable entities. But all right, So THEO negotiates with Satan 805 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,680 Speaker 4: and he comes to regret his decision. This story has 806 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,240 Speaker 4: kind of an happy ending, so it's either soon after 807 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,920 Speaker 4: or several years into the game. He says, you know what, guys, 808 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,759 Speaker 4: that's a boof on my part. I botched it. I 809 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 4: watched the whole thing. I'm publicly confessing I'm going to 810 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,480 Speaker 4: make amends with the guy who's that other bishop, and 811 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,719 Speaker 4: I'm gonna pray, I'm going to make a big to 812 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,160 Speaker 4: do about it in front of the congregation, and I'm 813 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,880 Speaker 4: going to fast like I am going on a hard 814 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:48,440 Speaker 4: super starvation level fast, and eventually that other bishop burns 815 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,000 Speaker 4: what THEO says is his contract with Satan and saves 816 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:52,439 Speaker 4: his soul. 817 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,200 Speaker 3: So there's no torture in this one, Okay. 818 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,560 Speaker 5: It does imply, though, that that was a binding in 819 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,440 Speaker 5: some way contract and then required some form of intervention 820 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,560 Speaker 5: to nullify. So this does not necessarily follow that whole like, 821 00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,400 Speaker 5: the soul is not yours to sell. 822 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,960 Speaker 3: Right exactly? 823 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, denominational difference. I mean, you may have never heard 824 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,759 Speaker 4: of THEO, folks, but this story may sound ierly familiar, 825 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,480 Speaker 4: and that's because it's the basis for the most famous 826 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:27,440 Speaker 4: example of soul selling ever Faust Man Love the Faust Story. 827 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:33,480 Speaker 5: Also an excellent German experimental band from the seventies Faust 828 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,799 Speaker 5: Love Them. Yeah, And it's also the you know, the 829 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,279 Speaker 5: basis of many of the Doctor Faustus. Of course, the 830 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,319 Speaker 5: play there is the opera Faust. I mean, this is 831 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:50,120 Speaker 5: an incredibly repeated and kind of styled on version of 832 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,440 Speaker 5: this exact trope. 833 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:56,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, and like THEO, Faust is a real dude. The 834 00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:01,040 Speaker 4: inspiration for the Faustian tale of Interaction with the Devil 835 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,680 Speaker 4: does feature a guy named Johann George Faust living in 836 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,359 Speaker 4: the late fourteen hundreds to mid fifteen hundreds, prime time 837 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,160 Speaker 4: to sell your soul in Western Europe. And this guy, Okay, 838 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:18,000 Speaker 4: it's interesting because historians are divided. He's either a wandering alchemist, 839 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 4: astrologer and magician or a hedge wizard, or he's just 840 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,440 Speaker 4: a con man and a heretic. 841 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,799 Speaker 5: Hey, look, one man's wizard is another man's con man, 842 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,800 Speaker 5: flash heretic. 843 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,880 Speaker 6: Oh, things can be true. 844 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:31,839 Speaker 2: You could be all of. 845 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,919 Speaker 3: It exactly right. 846 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,200 Speaker 4: Sometimes the magic works and sometimes you've just rigged the deck. 847 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,320 Speaker 5: So I mean, Merlin was a bit of a huckster, 848 00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,719 Speaker 5: you know, in his own way, but he also did 849 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,160 Speaker 5: have some powers. But he loved a power move, and 850 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,279 Speaker 5: he was a manipulator. 851 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,480 Speaker 4: I love the We've referenced it before, but I love 852 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,839 Speaker 4: the description Twain has in a Connecticut yankee in King 853 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,080 Speaker 4: Arthur's court, because the yankee is really interested in figuring 854 00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,480 Speaker 4: out if Merlin can do actual magic and he has 855 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,760 Speaker 4: this moment this is not a spoiler for the story, 856 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,240 Speaker 4: which is great. He has this moment where he thinks, 857 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,760 Speaker 4: holy crap, this merly guy one can't do real magic. 858 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,319 Speaker 4: And two he drank his own flavor eight, like he 859 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,239 Speaker 4: thinks he can do magic and he's surprised that it 860 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 4: doesn't work every time. 861 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,200 Speaker 6: That's funny. 862 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,359 Speaker 4: Maybe Faust is like that. Maybe he fell for his 863 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,040 Speaker 4: own story. He's an educated fellow, right, yeah, yes, yeah, 864 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,760 Speaker 4: he is in the story for sure. After his death, 865 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,600 Speaker 4: the real Faust, he becomes the main character this folk legend. 866 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,400 Speaker 4: And as he said, Noel Faust is real smarty pants. 867 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,800 Speaker 4: He's an autodidact. He's what will later be called or 868 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:47,200 Speaker 4: renaissance man. He is unhappy with life, even though he 869 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,680 Speaker 4: because he knows most things, but he wants to know everything. 870 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,720 Speaker 3: And he's party. 871 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's party pretty hard, but he wants to have 872 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,320 Speaker 4: all the hardest of parties. 873 00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 6: Isn't that funny? 874 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 1: Though? 875 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,760 Speaker 6: I mean, even the creation Smith or whatever. 876 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,799 Speaker 5: I don't mean to be dismissive, but Adam and Eve, 877 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,680 Speaker 5: the idea that the snake convinced Eve to eat from 878 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,799 Speaker 5: the tree of knowledge knowledge is almost cast as like 879 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,600 Speaker 5: you shouldn't have all the knowledge. That can be damning 880 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,239 Speaker 5: or it can be corrupting, right, sure. 881 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Speaker 4: I mean intelligence after a certain threshold is not evolutionarily advantageous, unfortunately. 882 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,319 Speaker 4: But that's the But this is okay, this is our guy. 883 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,359 Speaker 4: So there's something like Icarus esque about him. He wants more. 884 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,560 Speaker 4: He wants to get closer and closer to the sun 885 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:37,600 Speaker 4: here figuratively speaking. So he knows a lot already, he 886 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,279 Speaker 4: just doesn't know everything. He leverages his knowledge of the 887 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,600 Speaker 4: dark arts. He goes to a crossroads, makes the right sigils, 888 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,200 Speaker 4: signs and incantations, and he attempts to summon Satan. The 889 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,719 Speaker 4: actual Satan doesn't appear, but to our earlier point, he 890 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,920 Speaker 4: sends one of his boys. He sends his representative Mephistopheles, 891 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 4: really cool name, and Mephistopheles makes it deal with him. 892 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,360 Speaker 4: He says, look, Faust, you could tell magic is real. 893 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,200 Speaker 4: I got a lot of these demon superpowers, and if 894 00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,840 Speaker 4: you agree to give me your soul in the future, 895 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,680 Speaker 4: then I will be at your beck and call. You 896 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,000 Speaker 4: can ask me Mephistopheles do this magic thing and boom, 897 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:19,879 Speaker 4: it's gonna be done. 898 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,120 Speaker 3: Buddy, don't worry about it. 899 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,800 Speaker 4: I got you for a number of years, and Faust 900 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,160 Speaker 4: is like, what happens after you know, seven years? 901 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,160 Speaker 3: That's a common one. 902 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,840 Speaker 2: What happened to he was like six or seven years? 903 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,280 Speaker 2: Like six six, seven years, because. 904 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,040 Speaker 4: It varies depending on the story, but it's a specific 905 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:41,320 Speaker 4: window of time. And after that time period expires, Faust 906 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:46,320 Speaker 4: will be damned, be erased from earth, and he will 907 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,680 Speaker 4: his soul will labor an eternal slavery. 908 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,800 Speaker 6: And he's cool with this. Wasn't a bait and switch? 909 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,279 Speaker 6: Does he really spell it all out for him? 910 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:53,640 Speaker 3: Yes? 911 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the D and D alignment of h 912 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,080 Speaker 4: was it legalistic evil? 913 00:49:59,200 --> 00:49:59,480 Speaker 6: Dylan? 914 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,160 Speaker 3: What's that? Lawful evil? 915 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,360 Speaker 6: Lawful evil Indians? 916 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,880 Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, So at this point it's really hard to 917 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,520 Speaker 5: feel bad for old FAUSTI he knows exactly what he's doing. 918 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,680 Speaker 5: He's not really being tricked. There's no monkey's paw hidden 919 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,520 Speaker 5: consequences here. It's all spelled out for him. He just 920 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,600 Speaker 5: wants it that bad. 921 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:17,319 Speaker 2: Hmm. 922 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. 923 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,919 Speaker 4: He's fine with it at first, because future Faust might 924 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,840 Speaker 4: as well be a different person, a stranger, just the 925 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:30,520 Speaker 4: way like Sunday Bin or next Day nol or Matt 926 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,080 Speaker 4: Tomorrow might all be different people if you want to 927 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:37,000 Speaker 4: have a lazy Saturday. So he and Mephistopheles get into 928 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,839 Speaker 4: all sorts of shenanigans. I don't know why I had 929 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:44,000 Speaker 4: spurts of shenanigans there. I think I was doing a joke. 930 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:44,960 Speaker 3: But all right. 931 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,759 Speaker 4: So in the Tragical History of the Life and Death 932 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,759 Speaker 4: of Doctor Faustus, that's one by Marlow, things do not 933 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,880 Speaker 4: end well. Faust does try to get out of his 934 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,520 Speaker 4: contract unsuccessfully. He wrongs a bunch of people on the way, 935 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,640 Speaker 4: and he does not hit redemption. 936 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,480 Speaker 3: He goes to hell. 937 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,080 Speaker 5: Well, it's also one of those things where past you 938 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:11,360 Speaker 5: making a deal that future you might not really be 939 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,080 Speaker 5: as excited about. It's another example, or at least the 940 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,680 Speaker 5: parable here, I guess where it's about kind of not writing, 941 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,200 Speaker 5: having your mouth write a check that you're whatever can't cash, 942 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,359 Speaker 5: you know, down the line, it's like, oh my god, 943 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,960 Speaker 5: why did I do that. It's really important to think 944 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,240 Speaker 5: ahead and think about future you a little bit, because 945 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,279 Speaker 5: I guess I was a little foggy on the fact 946 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,600 Speaker 5: that he knew the consequences. He just thought it was 947 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,279 Speaker 5: worth it. And if I'm not mistaken, at least in 948 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,520 Speaker 5: some of the dramatizations. He sort of finds love in 949 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,960 Speaker 5: that period and is like very much like finds the 950 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,400 Speaker 5: happiness that he always wanted outs and realizes maybe that 951 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,000 Speaker 5: all of those worldly things aren't that important and sort 952 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,759 Speaker 5: of grows. 953 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:46,920 Speaker 3: A little bit. 954 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,440 Speaker 6: Only that'd be rug pulled. 955 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,880 Speaker 5: When the time comes and the devil come shows up 956 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,320 Speaker 5: and calls in his bargain. 957 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 6: Right he does. 958 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:59,080 Speaker 4: In a later story, the one by Gerta, Faust does 959 00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,319 Speaker 4: turn things around at the end, and it's like you 960 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,640 Speaker 4: were saying, no, it's thanks to the love of a 961 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:08,160 Speaker 4: woman that he did wrong and in a very serious way. 962 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,400 Speaker 4: But she sticks by him, and then he has serious 963 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,319 Speaker 4: acts of penitence toward God, and because this woman intercedes 964 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,719 Speaker 4: for him, are on his behalf to pray for his forgiveness. 965 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,080 Speaker 4: He starts to turn around a little earlier than in 966 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,800 Speaker 4: the original story. He reaches the end of the contract, 967 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:28,520 Speaker 4: he says. 968 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,520 Speaker 3: Ah, you know, maybe now that I am. 969 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,319 Speaker 4: Future false Faust, maybe this was a bad idea. Oh 970 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:40,440 Speaker 4: past Faust, you jackass. So he does. In the second version, 971 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,160 Speaker 4: he does reach redemption. This is the basis for countless 972 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,160 Speaker 4: other works of film and fiction. You don't have to 973 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,840 Speaker 4: read this story or the plays to know it already, just. 974 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,200 Speaker 5: The term faust, the embarging it all the time for 975 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,279 Speaker 5: just that exact thing where you, in the moment make 976 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,480 Speaker 5: a deal that when the time comes you utterly regrets 977 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,640 Speaker 5: and is not ultimately in your best interest. 978 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,400 Speaker 2: The story is a nice inversion of the late fourteen hundreds, well, 979 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,200 Speaker 2: let's say the fourteen hundreds, fifteen hundreds, any a lot 980 00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,520 Speaker 2: of time before that where only women could become servants 981 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,440 Speaker 2: of the devil. And that's at least in the Malleus maleficarum. 982 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,000 Speaker 2: That's one of the things. You had to be a 983 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,400 Speaker 2: woman to be a servant of the devil in one 984 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,400 Speaker 2: of these things, or you had to be tempted essentially 985 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,200 Speaker 2: by one of these witches to take yourself in. At 986 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,239 Speaker 2: least in this case, it's a male figure that is 987 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,000 Speaker 2: doing the wrong stuff and being tempted and is the 988 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:32,520 Speaker 2: bad guy. 989 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,920 Speaker 4: Oh and in another case, even popes have been accused 990 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:43,319 Speaker 4: of selling their souls. Pope Sylvester the Second he was 991 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:48,880 Speaker 4: a real smart guy. He is credited with inventing things 992 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:53,040 Speaker 4: like a kind of pendulum clock and the hydraulic organ is. Also, 993 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,680 Speaker 4: he's often cited as one of the reasons Western Europe 994 00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:02,480 Speaker 4: started using the Arabic numeral system, which was controversial. He 995 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,600 Speaker 4: never publicly said he sold his soul, but when he died, 996 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,080 Speaker 4: because so many popes have enemies in the church and 997 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,120 Speaker 4: they all kind of hate each other. After he died, 998 00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,480 Speaker 4: these rumors started spreading, and all his critics said, you 999 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,720 Speaker 4: know what, nobody is actually that smart on their own. 1000 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,399 Speaker 6: Now did he do it? Well? 1001 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,000 Speaker 4: Was he reading books like a nerd? 1002 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,520 Speaker 2: Nah? 1003 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,120 Speaker 6: Nah had to have been the devil. Yeah, that's true. 1004 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,960 Speaker 5: All those inventions, this idea of that profound knowledge kind 1005 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,720 Speaker 5: of you know, going back to the idea of knowledge 1006 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,600 Speaker 5: being corrupting or in some way from the forces. 1007 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:40,880 Speaker 6: Of the infernal. 1008 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,799 Speaker 5: This was more than anything, like you said, Ben, a 1009 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,440 Speaker 5: product of politicking. You know, the people who were against 1010 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,440 Speaker 5: Sylvester may have genuinely believed that he was up to something, 1011 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,160 Speaker 5: but it's more likely that they didn't like that dialogue 1012 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,279 Speaker 5: you mentioned man with some of the great thinkers of 1013 00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,040 Speaker 5: the Arab world. 1014 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,920 Speaker 6: They considered that perhaps to be a bit of heresy. 1015 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,560 Speaker 4: Absolutely right, because you think Islamophobia is bad, now. 1016 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,520 Speaker 3: Go back a few centuries. 1017 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,200 Speaker 5: Wasn't he also one that was trying to kind of 1018 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:17,120 Speaker 5: root out some of the corrupt forces of corruption within 1019 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,719 Speaker 5: the organization the church. 1020 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,480 Speaker 4: One hundred percent right, and I love that you're bringing 1021 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,960 Speaker 4: that up. It was specifically he was specifically fighting against 1022 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,840 Speaker 4: the widespread practice of something called semone spelled like simon 1023 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,839 Speaker 4: with a y, indulgences, buy in or selling of offices, 1024 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,760 Speaker 4: just financial corruption in the church, which continues today. 1025 00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,560 Speaker 5: That's right, Yeah, tithing and stuff, I mean whatever like 1026 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,279 Speaker 5: tithe you give your money to whatever cause you think 1027 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,640 Speaker 5: is worthy of it. But there has historically been example, 1028 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,279 Speaker 5: many examples of monetary corruption, whether it be you know, 1029 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,720 Speaker 5: buy your way to a clean slate, or the ability 1030 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,239 Speaker 5: to eat butter when you want the. 1031 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,800 Speaker 4: Right exactly, or to break the diet and fasting rules 1032 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,799 Speaker 4: that kind of thing, right, we also know. Look, those 1033 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,560 Speaker 4: are some of the fancy historical versions of selling one 1034 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,000 Speaker 4: soul to the devil. But there's an entirely different genre 1035 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,919 Speaker 4: of story, which is I think a lot more fun full. 1036 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,520 Speaker 4: Keyros who managed the witten chance to outsmart infernal powers. 1037 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,880 Speaker 4: They get one over on the forces of hell being 1038 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,160 Speaker 4: here in the fair metropolis of Atlanta, folks. Our most 1039 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,600 Speaker 4: familiar reference to this is the song that Devil Went 1040 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,200 Speaker 4: down to Georgia. 1041 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,440 Speaker 6: Remember that, looking for a soul to steal? 1042 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh man. 1043 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,960 Speaker 6: Fire on the Mountain run by. 1044 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,520 Speaker 5: It's really good, Charlie Daniels excellent, excellent, excellent tune and 1045 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,839 Speaker 5: such a cool story. And again this faustianbarroom, but it's 1046 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:52,359 Speaker 5: flipped because our boy Johnny is going toe to toe 1047 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,520 Speaker 5: with the devil and he comes out on top. 1048 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,840 Speaker 6: He's not really making a deal. 1049 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:56,839 Speaker 2: He's just that. 1050 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,280 Speaker 3: Good and he's ballsy. 1051 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:03,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a shred in that fiddle, by the way, Yes, 1052 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,040 Speaker 5: that's what we're talking about. 1053 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,120 Speaker 2: The original version of this would be he goes down 1054 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,279 Speaker 2: to Georgia and makes deal with the devil so he 1055 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,560 Speaker 2: can play the fiddle the way he can, right. I 1056 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:15,160 Speaker 2: don't know though, but that's the way a bargain would be. 1057 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,960 Speaker 2: The original troupe, Yeah I can. What I'm saying is 1058 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,400 Speaker 2: this is an inversion of exactly. It's a beautiful it's 1059 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,120 Speaker 2: really neat. 1060 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,040 Speaker 4: And this is an echo of all sorts of similar 1061 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:32,160 Speaker 4: folkloric stories of the the kind of unconventional Maverick character 1062 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,200 Speaker 4: who may not be book smart, but they have a 1063 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:39,440 Speaker 4: lot of street smarts, like old Bittenbinder from Milany's childhood. 1064 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,920 Speaker 4: Another example of this is Samander the Learned, who's an 1065 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,360 Speaker 4: Icelandic folk hero or I guess Samander the Learned he 1066 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:52,439 Speaker 4: was an Icelandic priest and scholar from like the ten 1067 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,280 Speaker 4: hundreds to the eleven hundreds. 1068 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,600 Speaker 3: Also is a real dude. 1069 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,440 Speaker 4: Also, when he died, he became a larger than life 1070 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,840 Speaker 4: folklore character. And this guy routinely tricks the Devil into 1071 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,160 Speaker 4: helping him out with stuff so many stories that honestly, 1072 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,560 Speaker 4: the Devil looks kind of like a klutz in agon. 1073 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,800 Speaker 5: Can I also just really quickly double back to Johnny 1074 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,720 Speaker 5: and devil went down. 1075 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:14,880 Speaker 6: He does make a bargain. 1076 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:19,360 Speaker 5: The bargain is, if I can't outplay you, you. 1077 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,040 Speaker 6: Get my soul. 1078 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,200 Speaker 5: And if I do, then I get a gold fiddle, 1079 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,680 Speaker 5: a magical gold fiddle. But it's not like he's making 1080 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:31,800 Speaker 5: the bargain in order to achieve his abilities. He's already 1081 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,240 Speaker 5: got those, and he's basically saying, yeah, I'll go toe 1082 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:35,800 Speaker 5: to toe with you, the devil. 1083 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,640 Speaker 6: And if you lose, the devil will get your soul. 1084 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,320 Speaker 4: The devil said, I'll start this show in fire flew 1085 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,560 Speaker 4: from his fingers as he rossed his boat. 1086 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,520 Speaker 6: Oh okay, nope, getting too far into it. 1087 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,360 Speaker 5: Y'all listen to it if you have, I'm sure it's 1088 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,240 Speaker 5: a good hang from front to back. Just give it 1089 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,880 Speaker 5: a listen. It's a really good Halloween song. 1090 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,840 Speaker 4: It's somehow not uh not awkward country hip hop. 1091 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,720 Speaker 2: Yes, and it's not the greatest song in the world, 1092 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:03,400 Speaker 2: but it is. 1093 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,320 Speaker 3: It's a tribute. 1094 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:11,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. So back to Iceland. In several different stories, we 1095 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:16,640 Speaker 4: see things like one example would be Simon Deer goes 1096 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,840 Speaker 4: to the devil and says, I need I need a 1097 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,600 Speaker 4: trip back home to Iceland from Europe, and I'll make 1098 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,000 Speaker 4: a deal with you. You change into a seal and 1099 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,720 Speaker 4: carry me across the waters, and then at the end, 1100 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,600 Speaker 4: I'll give you my soul. And at the end, instead 1101 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,760 Speaker 4: of giving up his soul, maybe this is funnier in 1102 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:41,040 Speaker 4: icelandic or sounds more clever. He bonks Satan on the 1103 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,440 Speaker 4: head with a Bible while Satan is still a seal, 1104 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,920 Speaker 4: and then he runs away. 1105 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:52,400 Speaker 5: That's pretty funny, like, oh no, if if I weren't 1106 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,600 Speaker 5: a seal, I would I would get you. 1107 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,280 Speaker 4: How did he know about the bonk and run clause 1108 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,080 Speaker 4: also makes me think of like, you know what the 1109 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,680 Speaker 4: devil I will sell you my soul for double the 1110 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:09,080 Speaker 4: Delta sky miles. You know, like it's a little bit 1111 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,640 Speaker 4: of an underwhelming deal. 1112 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,560 Speaker 6: He's getting a ride. 1113 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:12,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. 1114 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I guess, you know, in those days 1115 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,080 Speaker 5: it was you know, a lot need to navigate that 1116 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,920 Speaker 5: kind of journey. But still you think he would have 1117 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,520 Speaker 5: asked for a few little add ons. 1118 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,800 Speaker 4: He does swindle Satan into teaching him the Dark Arts 1119 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:29,960 Speaker 4: and Iceland's version of the Scholomance or the Black School, 1120 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:34,840 Speaker 4: and he escapes every single time in the story. If 1121 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:39,600 Speaker 4: you like stories about school amounts and dark arts institutions, 1122 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,160 Speaker 4: please check out Crabat. I think in English it's The 1123 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,720 Speaker 4: Satanic Mill. It's a young adult story that I recently 1124 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,440 Speaker 4: reread and it is just a banger for Halloween. 1125 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:51,480 Speaker 2: Nice. 1126 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, the Satanic Mill. I think if you were for 1127 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,280 Speaker 4: anybody who wants to give a kid a spooky story, 1128 01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,840 Speaker 4: I would say this is a pro. 1129 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,160 Speaker 3: If you're like ten or eleven. 1130 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,880 Speaker 4: I think would be the entry level for that story. 1131 01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:10,000 Speaker 2: Heck, yeah, that's awesome. I was gonna ask you to 1132 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,200 Speaker 2: spell it because how k R A B A T 1133 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:14,520 Speaker 2: got it? 1134 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,080 Speaker 6: Awesome? 1135 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 2: Guys, can you imagine writing a seal through the waters 1136 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,120 Speaker 2: that between Iceland and wherever you're heading to in Europe. 1137 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,280 Speaker 6: Doesn't seem like you make It seems feels like it depends. 1138 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,240 Speaker 4: I had a seal too, you know, yeah, but it 1139 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,520 Speaker 4: feels like one wouldn't do the job, and there are 1140 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:37,480 Speaker 4: other there are literally other creatures in the sea that 1141 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,680 Speaker 4: would be better at transport. 1142 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,720 Speaker 5: And doesn't this also sort of reminds you of like 1143 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:45,320 Speaker 5: Greek mythology, like Zeus turning into a swan and having 1144 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,160 Speaker 5: intercourse with the woman and all of that kind of 1145 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,720 Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like it just it has 1146 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:52,440 Speaker 5: that certain fantastical quality to it, Like, I don't know, 1147 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,240 Speaker 5: this is meant to be taken at face value. 1148 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,920 Speaker 4: Maybe he got caught getting sexy with a seal in 1149 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,800 Speaker 4: real life and had to come up with a story 1150 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,320 Speaker 4: to rationalize it. 1151 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,520 Speaker 5: Gay, stranger things have happened, Christianity was born. 1152 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:12,400 Speaker 4: Yes, right, there's another guy, John Fian. This is a 1153 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,000 Speaker 4: not a fol hero story. This is one of the 1154 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,720 Speaker 4: darker ones. This is what we mean when we talk 1155 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,760 Speaker 4: about political assassination. Here's the tale, Dylan. If we could 1156 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,840 Speaker 4: get some old timey like court music, something with a fife. 1157 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,040 Speaker 4: I don't know, you're the expert at this. So it's 1158 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,120 Speaker 4: fifteen eighty nine. 1159 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:33,840 Speaker 3: There's a guy. 1160 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,080 Speaker 4: Named King James the sixth of Scotland. He's going to 1161 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,800 Speaker 4: marry a lady named Princess Anne of Denmark. The princess 1162 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,120 Speaker 4: sails to Scotland and the weather turns on them, so 1163 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:48,320 Speaker 4: her crew has to call the journey short and find 1164 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:53,000 Speaker 4: shelter in Norway. They blame the storms on malevolent witches, 1165 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,520 Speaker 4: and the King is saying, these witches. 1166 01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,680 Speaker 6: Are trying to ruin our marriage. 1167 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,960 Speaker 4: And because this wasn't just you know, some random dude 1168 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,920 Speaker 4: or cheesemonger or fishmonger, because it was the King saying this, 1169 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:12,080 Speaker 4: Denmark and Scotland instituted large scale inquisitions and for two 1170 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,959 Speaker 4: years they hunted sorcerers all because the weather was bad 1171 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,040 Speaker 4: when they were trying to make this marriage happen. King 1172 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:24,000 Speaker 4: James personally supervised some of the tortures and examinations, and 1173 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:28,200 Speaker 4: one guy got accused was doctor John fiah Fiam. 1174 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:33,520 Speaker 5: He was named by another suspected practitioner of the dark 1175 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:39,080 Speaker 5: arts named Gillis Duncan. Again, under extreme torture, Gillis confessed 1176 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,760 Speaker 5: or stated or began rather to name names all sorts 1177 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:48,520 Speaker 5: of people that they counted as witchy colleagues or lucky 1178 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:52,640 Speaker 5: colleagues as well. And the inquisitors were super into this information. 1179 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,440 Speaker 6: As you'd imagine they might be. 1180 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:58,640 Speaker 4: M Yeah, they like every aspect of it. Man, and 1181 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:02,440 Speaker 4: they tortured the heck out of John. Initially he said 1182 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,200 Speaker 4: I had nothing to confess, and then beat the crap 1183 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,880 Speaker 4: out of him, beat the tar out of him, beat 1184 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,400 Speaker 4: the Christ out of him. They burned him, they broke 1185 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,320 Speaker 4: his bones, you name it. We don't have to get 1186 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,680 Speaker 4: into all the ways they tortured him, but if you 1187 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,560 Speaker 4: can picture most forms of torture, they probably did it. 1188 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:23,560 Speaker 4: And so finally he confesses and he says, Okay, my 1189 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,200 Speaker 4: soul belongs to the devil. I made a deal with 1190 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,040 Speaker 4: the devil a long time ago. And then he starts, 1191 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,960 Speaker 4: similar to like killers who were locked up for life, 1192 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,920 Speaker 4: who make false confessions to get favors in prison. He 1193 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:39,840 Speaker 4: starts regaling the court with all these stories. He says, 1194 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,240 Speaker 4: you know, I've bewitched women and men alike. It doesn't 1195 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,040 Speaker 4: matter to me. Also, one time I had a spell 1196 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,680 Speaker 4: that went wrong, so I slept with a cow my bag. 1197 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,040 Speaker 5: Have you thought about just the simple answer that the 1198 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:56,160 Speaker 5: longer he's telling compelling stories in real time. 1199 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,880 Speaker 6: That's time that they won't be torturing him. Just literally, 1200 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:00,640 Speaker 6: that simple. 1201 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,400 Speaker 5: If you keep gabbing, keep yapping about devil stuff, they're 1202 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:08,160 Speaker 5: gonna be listening intently rather than shoving hot metal rods 1203 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:08,840 Speaker 5: up your pee hole. 1204 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:13,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, similar to one thousand and one Arabian Nights right 1205 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,400 Speaker 4: where if you keep telling the stories, you can put 1206 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:16,040 Speaker 4: off your death. 1207 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,360 Speaker 6: It's like a filibuster, you know it is. He philibustered. 1208 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,360 Speaker 6: He philibustered. 1209 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,880 Speaker 4: The court noel, and he does promise to renounce Satan. 1210 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,160 Speaker 4: He said, the devil came to visit me in the night, 1211 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,440 Speaker 4: the white wand in his hand. He persuaded, tried to 1212 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,840 Speaker 4: persuade me to keep his vow and serve him. But 1213 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:37,000 Speaker 4: I castigated the arch fiend, telling him I utterly forsake 1214 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:43,160 Speaker 4: thee utterly utterly cow jokes and so so the devil 1215 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:47,640 Speaker 4: supposedly breaks the white wand and says that once air 1216 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:52,200 Speaker 4: thou die, thou shalt be mine. So he's like, look, whatever, 1217 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:56,520 Speaker 4: you can't break the deal. When you die, John, I'm 1218 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,480 Speaker 4: coming for you. The court believed most of his story, 1219 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,240 Speaker 4: by the way, and he eventually escapes custody, he steals 1220 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,480 Speaker 4: the gelhouse key, he goes on the lamb. The authorities 1221 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,840 Speaker 4: catch up to him, and this time they just torture. 1222 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,000 Speaker 3: Him to kill him. They're not really asking questions. 1223 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,480 Speaker 6: Yeah, just for funzies at this point. 1224 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:15,720 Speaker 3: Just for funzies. 1225 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:21,880 Speaker 4: And I guess we should end on some more positive things. Musicians, right, 1226 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,200 Speaker 4: Musicians are big part of selling one Soul? 1227 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,520 Speaker 3: Are they all stories? 1228 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:29,360 Speaker 5: And that's Charlie Daniels tune is very much inspired by 1229 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:34,520 Speaker 5: this Robert Johnson story for example, that you also beautifully quoted. 1230 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,480 Speaker 5: I don't think we read it at the beginning of 1231 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,480 Speaker 5: the episode in the dock here me and the Devil 1232 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,880 Speaker 5: was walking by my side, Me and the devil who 1233 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,520 Speaker 5: was walking by my side from Me and the Devil 1234 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,120 Speaker 5: Blues by Robert Johnson. 1235 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, this is interesting. 1236 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:51,200 Speaker 4: Well fast forward for one Paganini. We should mention we 1237 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,040 Speaker 4: got a ridiculous history episode about this. It's a violinist 1238 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,640 Speaker 4: kind of like you know Nicolo Paganini is he's a 1239 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,560 Speaker 4: rock star musician and he was. 1240 01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,240 Speaker 6: Beloved by the ladies and he could shred that fetal 1241 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:04,640 Speaker 6: for sure. 1242 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,520 Speaker 7: Yeah, it was real weird with it, like a like 1243 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:11,200 Speaker 7: a nineteen eighties heavy metal lead guitarist the way he 1244 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,919 Speaker 7: played violin, and people started joking he sold his soul 1245 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,080 Speaker 7: to the devil so he could be a good violinist. 1246 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,440 Speaker 4: But here's the thing. It started as a joke, and 1247 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,720 Speaker 4: then some people, maybe more credulous people, would go see 1248 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,520 Speaker 4: him perform in concert, and then more than one of 1249 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,600 Speaker 4: those folks would walk away thinking, holy crap, maybe he 1250 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,720 Speaker 4: did sell his soul. 1251 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,440 Speaker 6: He was just that good. He was just that good. 1252 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,320 Speaker 3: But that's dud, dude. 1253 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,200 Speaker 6: Check out that episode. 1254 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,760 Speaker 5: There's some other interesting details that I remember being surprised 1255 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:42,880 Speaker 5: by from that story. 1256 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:44,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, and the name's just fun to say. 1257 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,560 Speaker 4: Paganini pagan I don't I don't know what it reminds 1258 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,320 Speaker 4: me of, but it's something delicious. 1259 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,280 Speaker 5: Reminds me of the guy that created I don't know 1260 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,840 Speaker 5: why Peyo was his name. 1261 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,680 Speaker 6: Now it's unrelated. 1262 01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,120 Speaker 4: I think maybe they're all related. Press sandwiches, the Smurfs, 1263 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,600 Speaker 4: and devil worshiping violinist. 1264 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,400 Speaker 6: I would sell my soul for a good pressed sandwich. Yeah, 1265 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,040 Speaker 6: I would sell. 1266 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,000 Speaker 4: I want to get into the idea of fractional soul 1267 01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:12,120 Speaker 4: selling or can you lease your soul? 1268 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:12,800 Speaker 3: Can you like? 1269 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,080 Speaker 6: Can you sell a portion of it, subleist. 1270 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,559 Speaker 4: Exactly what other financial mechanism should we apply to the 1271 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,639 Speaker 4: soul selling market. I feel like there are futures here. 1272 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:28,480 Speaker 4: There's plenty speculation options, commodity. 1273 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,400 Speaker 6: And sell a put or a call. You can still 1274 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,760 Speaker 6: fully understand you can short someone's soul, all right. 1275 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,680 Speaker 4: The last one, the one that you set up so 1276 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:43,920 Speaker 4: beautifully there, Robert or Bobby Johnson versus Tommy Johnson. Robert 1277 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,000 Speaker 4: Johnson's the guy you're going to hear about the most. 1278 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,840 Speaker 4: He's featured in O Brother, where Art thou Stude who 1279 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,040 Speaker 4: sold his soul at the crossroads to the devil. The 1280 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,479 Speaker 4: devil showed up in midnight, tuned his guitar, he made 1281 01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,679 Speaker 4: a deal. But that story is based on an earlier 1282 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:04,000 Speaker 4: guy named Tommy Johnson and from the Mississippi Delta, United States, 1283 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:08,120 Speaker 4: very active in the movement that was sometimes called the 1284 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:11,080 Speaker 4: Delta Blues, sometimes called the Devil's Blues. 1285 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,400 Speaker 5: Well, and I don't believe it's certainly meant to be 1286 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:14,960 Speaker 5: a one to one of this character. 1287 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:15,519 Speaker 6: But in. 1288 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,160 Speaker 5: Sinners, oh yeah, there's a great character who's sort of 1289 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,000 Speaker 5: the prospective character who the movie starts off with him 1290 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,639 Speaker 5: wandering into the church with his smash guitar and looking 1291 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,800 Speaker 5: all at them, and you wonder what happened to this guy, 1292 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,559 Speaker 5: and your mind immediately jumps to dude made a deal 1293 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,680 Speaker 5: with the devil so that he could, you know, rock 1294 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,080 Speaker 5: that sweet sweet delta blues. 1295 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:40,479 Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's weird to hear historical accounts of Tommy Johnson, 1296 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,839 Speaker 4: who is again a real person, so is Robert Johnson. 1297 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,200 Speaker 6: But there's recordings. 1298 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,479 Speaker 5: There are absolutely you know, you can find really cool 1299 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,080 Speaker 5: sounding archival recordings of Robert Johnson just haunting. 1300 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,040 Speaker 4: I love it, and so guy's absolute legend. The thing 1301 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:57,040 Speaker 4: with Tommy Johnson is, according to people who were around 1302 01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:01,600 Speaker 4: at the time, who are on record, Tommy Johnson originally 1303 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,400 Speaker 4: was not that good at guitar. They said he was 1304 01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,200 Speaker 4: just making noise, and he got run out of juke 1305 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:11,240 Speaker 4: joints when the audience didn't dig his stuff. So he disappears, 1306 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,320 Speaker 4: and when he comes back. 1307 01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:16,080 Speaker 6: He's really really good. 1308 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:19,439 Speaker 4: And people couldn't explain the sudden jump in talent and 1309 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,479 Speaker 4: acumen and ability, and so he said, I got a tip. 1310 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:27,160 Speaker 4: You visit the crossroads at midnight, this mysterious stranger meets you. 1311 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,200 Speaker 4: Tune trick guitar, make a deal with him, you become 1312 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:35,719 Speaker 4: the world's best musician. And aside from the supernatural stuff, 1313 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:40,200 Speaker 4: the timeline, the chain of events seems legit. Tommy Johnson 1314 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,879 Speaker 4: leaned into this too because it was great marketing. 1315 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:44,880 Speaker 6: Clearly we're talking about it today. 1316 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,280 Speaker 4: Robert Johnson leaned into it kind of the way like 1317 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:54,280 Speaker 4: Alice Cooper might lean into satanic rumors, even though, as 1318 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,479 Speaker 4: Wayne's World proved, he's like the nicest guy. 1319 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,880 Speaker 6: Does this guy know how to party or what? 1320 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:04,519 Speaker 5: I saw Alice Cooper at a local music festival a 1321 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,320 Speaker 5: handful of years ago, and it was one of the 1322 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,439 Speaker 5: coolest live shows I've ever seen. Had a giant spooky 1323 01:11:08,479 --> 01:11:11,800 Speaker 5: castle backdrop and like a guillatine comes out at one 1324 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,920 Speaker 5: point he cuts his head. 1325 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,479 Speaker 6: Off, and it's so theatrical. It was a lot of fun. 1326 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,479 Speaker 6: Highly recommend checking out Alice Cooper if he comes. 1327 01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,880 Speaker 4: Around and then he like goes backstage and puts on 1328 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,960 Speaker 4: his comfy socks and has some earl gray. 1329 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,440 Speaker 5: He loves playing golf too, and he also apparently volunteers 1330 01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:29,479 Speaker 5: at his local soup kitchen like a regular, really good guy. 1331 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:33,320 Speaker 4: Cool guy. We also, okay, there was one twist. There 1332 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,040 Speaker 4: are so many other examples. 1333 01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,720 Speaker 5: Tommy and Robert not are they just kind of interchanged 1334 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,759 Speaker 5: because they're similar, and the story sort of gets attributed 1335 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,519 Speaker 5: to both because I guess I didn't know about Tommy, 1336 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,719 Speaker 5: but I certainly know about rob Yeah. 1337 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,720 Speaker 4: The story gets kind of muddied. And even though they 1338 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,000 Speaker 4: have the same last name, they're not related. But they're 1339 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:53,200 Speaker 4: real phenomenal musicians, And we'd love to hear your favorite 1340 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,760 Speaker 4: folk tales about the devil. Please send him our way. 1341 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,360 Speaker 4: We are sponges for this. It's always a good read. 1342 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,960 Speaker 4: If here's the twist or the weird thing I wanted 1343 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,360 Speaker 4: to ask you guys about. As we approach the end 1344 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:12,639 Speaker 4: of tonight's episode, returning to the concept of how certain 1345 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:17,479 Speaker 4: denominations of Christianity feel, it is impossible to sell one's 1346 01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:23,840 Speaker 4: soul or it is possible, is it logically not also 1347 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:29,240 Speaker 4: kind of selling your soul when you accept Christianity, when 1348 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,960 Speaker 4: you sign up for that version of guy, you're just 1349 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,120 Speaker 4: selling it to the good guys. 1350 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,080 Speaker 5: No, that's cool, man, that's the one that that's the 1351 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:37,080 Speaker 5: one we accept. That one's fine. Yes, of course it 1352 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,080 Speaker 5: is right. They even described it that way. And the 1353 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,040 Speaker 5: rhetoric or if youth group kind of talk giving your 1354 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,879 Speaker 5: soul to Jesus, giving your soul. 1355 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:47,240 Speaker 6: To God, you know, give yourself. 1356 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,200 Speaker 5: But I think that's interesting because the implication is if 1357 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,439 Speaker 5: God truly was the creator and created you, then doesn't 1358 01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:54,320 Speaker 5: he already own your soul? 1359 01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:55,879 Speaker 6: Do you really have to give it willingly? 1360 01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:59,080 Speaker 5: The whole idea of giving it willingly always strikes me 1361 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,720 Speaker 5: as a little interesting, convenient in terms of that look, 1362 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,200 Speaker 5: that aspect of control. 1363 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:03,800 Speaker 6: Mm hmm. 1364 01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:07,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, It's just something I've been I've been pondering, just 1365 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,000 Speaker 4: on an academic philosophical level. 1366 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:10,720 Speaker 3: I'd love to hear. 1367 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,800 Speaker 6: I love to hear everybody's thoughts on this. 1368 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,880 Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, do you guys believe it's 1369 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:21,519 Speaker 4: possible for someone to actually sell their soul? In bonus question, 1370 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,120 Speaker 4: if you could name one person right now that might 1371 01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,200 Speaker 4: have pulled it off, who would that person be? 1372 01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,640 Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from you. 1373 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,400 Speaker 5: Folks don't understand the logistics of it. How does one 1374 01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,240 Speaker 5: transfer a soul? Do you get to does it stay 1375 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:32,960 Speaker 5: inside of you? 1376 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,280 Speaker 3: Do you get like a stamp? 1377 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:35,479 Speaker 6: Is it going a jar? 1378 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:38,000 Speaker 4: Is it like bitcoin? Do you have like a Ledger 1379 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,360 Speaker 4: and a little secret number or code? 1380 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,439 Speaker 5: But it also been I mean, we didn't really talk 1381 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,560 Speaker 5: much about this, but the soul, as it's described in 1382 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,559 Speaker 5: a lot of these religions is the life force. 1383 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,879 Speaker 6: Y is the thing that makes you alive. 1384 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:52,559 Speaker 5: And if I'm not mistaken, there was another Simpsons thing 1385 01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:55,640 Speaker 5: where Bart sells his soul and he all of a 1386 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,240 Speaker 5: sudden like he doesn't he can't like do normal people 1387 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:01,400 Speaker 5: things are he so of like he's not a ghost, 1388 01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:04,280 Speaker 5: but he sort of got ghost like qualities. It sort 1389 01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:07,320 Speaker 5: of speaks to that idea of you are no longer 1390 01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:10,720 Speaker 5: human when you don't have your soul or present on 1391 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,959 Speaker 5: the earth exactly. 1392 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,720 Speaker 2: Perhaps you've become some sort of demi god, and then 1393 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,000 Speaker 2: you could begin in blazing your name and gold letters 1394 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:23,719 Speaker 2: across buildings and properties things throughout the earth. 1395 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:24,719 Speaker 6: Ball rams. 1396 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:35,880 Speaker 8: I'm a humanist, Kevin, maybe the last humanist schlocky delightful film. 1397 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:36,839 Speaker 3: Who are you carrying? 1398 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,400 Speaker 6: All? 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