WEBVTT - Zero Gravity: The Zambian Space Program

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<v Speaker 1>You have five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's late nineteen sixty four in the bush outside Lusaka, Zambia,

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<v Speaker 2>in southern Africa. The air is hot, the tension thick.

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<v Speaker 2>A small crowd gathers into clearing, their eyes fixed on

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<v Speaker 2>one man. A man who frankly looks like he just

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<v Speaker 2>leaped out of a comic book. Silky red and green pants,

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<v Speaker 2>a military helmet, and a cape, yes, a cape, billowing

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<v Speaker 2>in the wind behind him. His name is Edward in Colosso,

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<v Speaker 2>and he is here to launch Zambia into the space Age.

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<v Speaker 1>Edward and Colosso is orchestrating a plan to send African

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<v Speaker 1>astronauts into space.

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<v Speaker 2>That's doctor Lucy Gasser, who teaches cultural studies at the

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<v Speaker 2>University of Osbrook in Germany.

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<v Speaker 1>And his plan is to give the Soviets and the

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<v Speaker 1>Americans a run for their money in the Cold War

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<v Speaker 1>space face.

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<v Speaker 2>Just months earlier, in Coloso helped Zambia win independence after

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<v Speaker 2>decades of British rule. Now he's crowned himself Minister of

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<v Speaker 2>Space and he's hungry to put the new country on

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<v Speaker 2>a different kind of map.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to launch Zambia onto the world stage. As

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<v Speaker 1>he launches rockets not just to the Moon, but then

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<v Speaker 1>also to Mars T minus two.

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<v Speaker 2>Minutes in Coloso hand picks twelve young men and women

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<v Speaker 2>to become Zambia's first astronauts in Coloso paces inspecting his

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<v Speaker 2>new recruits today, they're attempting a test launch. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>time to waste. He's made bold claims that Zambia will

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<v Speaker 2>land a man on the moon next year.

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<v Speaker 1>And Colostal positions the Zambian space program as a contender

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<v Speaker 1>in the cold Wolf space race, and so not as

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of hobbled late comer, but to be ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of the other two on a number of friends, and

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<v Speaker 1>he anticipates a future in which independent family is like

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<v Speaker 1>at the global forefront.

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<v Speaker 2>The other two being the Soviet Union and the United States.

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<v Speaker 2>When a reporter later asked in Koloso how he planned

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<v Speaker 2>to beat them to the moon, the space minister didn't hesitate.

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<v Speaker 3>Perhaps the Americans would like to join me in my

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<v Speaker 3>space programs. I'd be most happy, But let's get one

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<v Speaker 3>thing straight. I step on the moon and hoist the

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<v Speaker 3>Zambian flag first.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you minus one minute? In Coloso motions to one

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<v Speaker 2>of his astronauts, twenty one year old Godfrey Munwano steps forward.

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<v Speaker 2>In Coloso, plops a combat helmet onto the young man's

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<v Speaker 2>head and stuffs him into a forty gallon oil drum.

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<v Speaker 2>The launch site goes quietine in Koloso tilts the barrel

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<v Speaker 2>onto its side, takes a deep breath one and shoves

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<v Speaker 2>the barrel. The drum lurches downhill, faster and faster. A

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<v Speaker 2>dizzy Godfrey starts slipping out until it smacks into a

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<v Speaker 2>gum tree in Kloso frowns. He turns to a journalist

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<v Speaker 2>beside him.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, for one thing, we are going to have to

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<v Speaker 3>get a bigger barrel.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to very special episodes and iHeart original podcast. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>your host, Zarn Burnett and this is the Zambian Space Program.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome back to very special episodes. So glad you could

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<v Speaker 4>join us. If you're new here. Name is Jason English.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm joined by Danias Schwartz and Saren Burnett Y. Each

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<v Speaker 4>week we tell one crazy story and this week gets

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<v Speaker 4>a deep dive into the Zambian Space Program.

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<v Speaker 5>This is where I get to bring up.

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<v Speaker 4>I did, in fact work when I was in high

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<v Speaker 4>school at the Adler Planetarium in Chicago, so I'm really

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<v Speaker 4>something of a space expert. Yes, I love when we

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<v Speaker 4>get to tap into your Adler Planetarium knowledge. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 4>should have an exhibit here on the Zambian space program.

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<v Speaker 2>They really should.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>I really enjoyed the high level pre internet trolling that's

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<v Speaker 4>going on throughout this story.

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<v Speaker 2>And I love that they want to enter into like

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<v Speaker 2>a space race between the US and the USSR.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like and Zambia, And I like how mad everybody

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<v Speaker 4>seems to be getting at them at every phase. You're like,

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<v Speaker 4>if someone is trying to get a reaction, like, don't

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<v Speaker 4>let them. But they succeeded wildly here. It makes me laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. Just a few weeks after Zambia gained

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<v Speaker 2>independence in nineteen sixty four, Edward and Coloso founded what

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<v Speaker 2>he called National Academy of Science, Space Research, and Philosophy.

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<v Speaker 2>His mission plant Zambia's flag on the Moon. It was ambitious,

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<v Speaker 2>no training, no funding, no and I mean zero experience

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<v Speaker 2>in aerospace anything, and no government funding either. Just in

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<v Speaker 2>Colosso a cape and a vision.

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<v Speaker 5>He trained on his students and by rolling them down

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<v Speaker 5>hills inside the drum.

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<v Speaker 2>That's doctor Kathleen Lewis.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm curator of International space programs and space suits at

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<v Speaker 5>the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Lewis knows a thing or two about spaceflight. And

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<v Speaker 2>in case you thought pushing an astronaut downhill was a

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<v Speaker 2>one time stunt, oh no, it was the training program.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, doctor Lewis admits, unorthodox, but also it kind

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<v Speaker 2>of makes sense, which was.

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<v Speaker 5>Not completely far off from you know, sitting in a centerfuge,

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<v Speaker 5>seeing the fact, disorienting, confusing and testing people.

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<v Speaker 2>In Koloso's training methods had to be thrifty, so he

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<v Speaker 2>stuffed his space cadets into more barrels and dunked them

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<v Speaker 2>in rivers, made them walk on their hands and swing

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<v Speaker 2>from high ropes, then cut them loose from the rope. Sometimes,

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<v Speaker 2>Encoloso would drive his astronauts to a town far outside Lusaka.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a mining shaft up there, four hundred feet deep,

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<v Speaker 3>filled with water. We will throw them in.

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<v Speaker 2>Strange as it looked, there was a method to the madness.

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<v Speaker 2>The river dunk simulated splashdowns the rope, cutting a crash

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<v Speaker 2>course in free fall and hurling cadets into a four

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<v Speaker 2>hundred foot shaft a test of their nerve m Kloso

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<v Speaker 2>was convinced if Americans and the Soviets could shoot for

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<v Speaker 2>the Moon, Zambia could too.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people think I'm crazy, but I'll be laughing the

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<v Speaker 3>day I planted Zambia's flag on the Moon.

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<v Speaker 2>For launch vehicles, he built crude ten foot barrels shaped

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<v Speaker 2>like capsules. Rocket propulsion was out of reach, so he

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<v Speaker 2>made a catapult. One launch made it six feet off

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<v Speaker 2>the ground. Then came another idea dynamite. What he lacked

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<v Speaker 2>in resources he made up in imagination. He was undeterred.

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<v Speaker 2>His sites were set on the Moon. In nineteen sixty four,

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<v Speaker 2>he wrote an article with an unforgettable title.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cold, We're going to Mars, but the space

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<v Speaker 1>girl to catm the missionary.

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<v Speaker 2>The promise of a space girl in particular captured people's attention.

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<v Speaker 1>He draws out Matame Lambas as his stock after notch,

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<v Speaker 1>and she is the title's space girl who is supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be launched to Mars.

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<v Speaker 2>At the time, Mata and Wombo was just a teenager,

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<v Speaker 2>but Enkoloso was determined to make her the second woman

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<v Speaker 2>to visit space, the first being Soviet cosmonaut and amateur

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<v Speaker 2>skydiver Valentina Terrishkova. Why Mata and Wombo. She had zero qualifications,

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<v Speaker 2>but she did have cats.

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<v Speaker 3>They are to provide her with companionship on the long journey.

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<v Speaker 3>When she arrives on Mars, she will open the door

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<v Speaker 3>of the rocket and drop the cats on the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>If they survive, she will then see that Mars is

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<v Speaker 3>fit for human habitation.

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<v Speaker 2>Enkoloso and Mata, we'd try to train about a dozen cats.

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<v Speaker 2>The Russians had already sent up dogs. The Americans launched apes.

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<v Speaker 2>Cats were not a completely wacky idea, right if you.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at it. You know, cats have that natural ability

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<v Speaker 5>to right themselves when they're in free fall, so, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>might make a whole lot more sense than then using

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<v Speaker 5>dogs and monkeys.

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<v Speaker 2>Still the barrels, the ropes, the handstands, the space cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Western journalists descended on Lusaka ground Zero for the Zambient

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<v Speaker 2>space program. Most treated it, especially in Colosso, as a joke.

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<v Speaker 5>It's one of those stories that has sort of been

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<v Speaker 5>simmering per decades. Sadly, it comes up usually as a punchline.

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<v Speaker 1>By and large in the West, the tone is one

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<v Speaker 1>of disbelief and ridicule. They make fun of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Some writers giggled, some condescended, and others were straight up racist.

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<v Speaker 2>Like A. K. Chesterton, author of the nineteen sixty five

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<v Speaker 2>book The New Unhappy Lords.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't recommend it. It's wildly racists and anti Semitic,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is a historical document I supposed, and in

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<v Speaker 1>it Chesterton uses the Zambian space program and as proof

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<v Speaker 1>of the absurdity of the idea that Africans should be

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<v Speaker 1>ready for self rule.

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<v Speaker 2>In Coloso was unfazed. He reveled in the attention, but

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<v Speaker 2>not everybody in Zambia was laughing, and Coloso was up

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<v Speaker 2>to something else, something that western reporters might miss.

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<v Speaker 1>The question that emerged from me was who's calling the

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<v Speaker 1>stocks here, Who's who's dancing to, who's cheering, who's performing

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<v Speaker 1>for whom? And who who's making fun of him?

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps he was playing them all. To really understand Edward

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<v Speaker 2>and Coloso with his capes and barrels and bravado, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to rewind to a time before Zambia existed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you are in the early nineteen forties. The country was

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<v Speaker 2>Northern Rhodesia, a British protectorate. Back then, Edward and Koloso

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<v Speaker 2>was a twenty something. He dreamed of becoming a preacher,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe a science teacher. But thousands of miles north

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<v Speaker 2>Europe was in flames.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do we know about Colosso he served in

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<v Speaker 1>the Second World War.

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<v Speaker 2>So he joined the British military, one of fifteen thousand

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<v Speaker 2>Zambians who fought for the Allies. His assignment the Signal Corps.

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<v Speaker 2>It was technical, disciplined, precise. When the war ended, he

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<v Speaker 2>came home to Northern Rhodesia a sense of pride. He'd

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<v Speaker 2>served the Empire and now he wanted to serve his people.

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<v Speaker 2>He spent the following years championing the rights of Zambian veterans,

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<v Speaker 2>but the system wasn't built for him. While white soldiers

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<v Speaker 2>received loans to start businesses, scholarships to improve job skills,

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<v Speaker 2>black vets got rejection letters. We are entirely forgotten in

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<v Speaker 2>Coloso said so. In nineteen fifty six, in Coloso, now

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<v Speaker 2>leader of a large veterans organization, petitioned the Colonne government.

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<v Speaker 2>Their response crickets. The silence hardened him. It all came

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<v Speaker 2>to a head in the mid nineteen fifties when white

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<v Speaker 2>politicians dug up and moved a cemetery to make room

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<v Speaker 2>for settlers. In Koloso snapped. He stormed into the district

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<v Speaker 2>Commissioner's office, fists slamming the desk, shouting that the dead

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<v Speaker 2>were sacred. The bureaucrats threatened to kick him out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>Enkoloso never forgot the insult. Years later, he staged a

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<v Speaker 2>stunt at Lusaka's Ridgeway Hotel, a white's only establishment. He

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<v Speaker 2>walked into the hotel restaurant carrying the bloody corpse of

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<v Speaker 2>a white woman and dumped it onto the floor, declaring.

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<v Speaker 3>White men, your time is limited. We have killed the

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<v Speaker 3>wife of Wolenski.

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<v Speaker 2>Wolenski was the prime minister at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>We shall soon pounce on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Koloso was lying about the body. It wasn't the prime

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<v Speaker 2>minister's wife. He'd borrowed the corpse from a crooked mortician

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<v Speaker 2>and smeared it with goat blood. But the white men

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<v Speaker 2>in the hotel bar didn't know that. They scurried away.

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<v Speaker 2>The room, now empty, in Coloso sat down and started

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<v Speaker 2>drinking their leftover beer. His message was unmistakable. In Coloso,

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<v Speaker 2>the patriot, the ex soldier was done fighting for the

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<v Speaker 2>British empire. Now he was fighting to overthrow it.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was also an active member of the Dambian

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<v Speaker 1>anticoloidinal resistance movements, which got him arrested and imprisoned. In

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<v Speaker 1>like the mid late fifties.

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<v Speaker 2>I think in Coloso became a militant freedom fighter. Accounts

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<v Speaker 2>follow his rise to the top of the country's revolutionary hierarchy.

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<v Speaker 2>He was called Colonel. He encouraged his fellow citizens to

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<v Speaker 2>practice civil disobedience, stopped buying British imports, their food, their chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>He encouraged them to stop using knives and forks. It

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<v Speaker 2>was time, he said, to throw off the shackles of

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<v Speaker 2>the colonizer and embrace their native culture and identity. But

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<v Speaker 2>in the speech, one witness remembers he was not opposed

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<v Speaker 2>to violence.

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<v Speaker 6>He called on all sections, especially the women and the youth,

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<v Speaker 6>to fight and if necessary, die for liberation. Many more

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<v Speaker 6>would die yet before freedom was achieved. These deaths must

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<v Speaker 6>be regarded as bridges towards our goal.

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<v Speaker 2>By nineteen sixty four, the fight was one. The new

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<v Speaker 2>Republic of Zambia declared its independence, and one of his

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<v Speaker 2>closest allies, Kenneth Cawunda, became its first President. That relationship

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<v Speaker 2>thrust in Coloso into a position of power and influence.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't just a radical outsider anymore. He had the

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<v Speaker 2>ear of the President, and that's when he started dreaming

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<v Speaker 2>of space. The Space Race is often described as a

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<v Speaker 2>proxy war between two world superpowers, rockets as weapons, astronauts

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<v Speaker 2>as soldiers in a battle to prove who had the

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<v Speaker 2>stronger military, But it was also a giant marketing campaign.

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<v Speaker 5>That was also a competition to demonstrate to newly liberated

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<v Speaker 5>nations that you know, which was the best course. Were

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<v Speaker 5>you going to take up capitalism or were you going

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<v Speaker 5>to follow a communist's ideal.

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<v Speaker 2>By the mid nineteen sixties, dozens of countries had gained

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<v Speaker 2>or were fighting for their independence, and many faced a choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Aligned with Moscow or Washington. Dominance in the space race

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<v Speaker 2>could tip the scales.

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<v Speaker 5>And that is what the argument that was being presented

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<v Speaker 5>by both sides to these newly liberated states in Africa

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<v Speaker 5>and Asia and nine alone states.

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<v Speaker 2>Both sides built ground stations cross Africa, Nigeria, Madagascar, tracking signals,

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<v Speaker 2>transmitting telemetry, and Coloso saw it for what it was,

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<v Speaker 2>colonization in disguise with rockets.

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<v Speaker 5>In Coloso, who's a very astute, sophisticated observer of world politics,

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<v Speaker 5>is claiming that this is part of our future too.

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<v Speaker 5>This is not just a great powers future.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some kind of undeniable energy to Zambia's taking a

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<v Speaker 1>claim in the space rates at this moment, particularly because

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<v Speaker 1>it does coincide with its moment of claiming its independence

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<v Speaker 1>from colonial rule.

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<v Speaker 3>Let us make a Zambian rocket today. We shall never

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<v Speaker 3>remain behind other races. This is our heavenly destiny, our

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<v Speaker 3>natural ambition, and our scientific and cultural hegemony.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud, defiant and convinced, Zambia deserved a place among the

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<v Speaker 2>stars as an independent nation, and he wanted to stay

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<v Speaker 2>that way. There was one problem. Both the Soviets and

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<v Speaker 2>the Americans had poached hundreds of German rocket scientists. They

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<v Speaker 2>had billions of dollars, vast industrial bases and brains like

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<v Speaker 2>Werner von Braun. In Coloso, he had a few science books,

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<v Speaker 2>a barrel, and a catapult. He tried scraping together money.

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<v Speaker 2>He asked the United Nations for a nineteen million dollar loan.

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<v Speaker 2>He solicited the US embassy too, no reply from either.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that those imperialist neocolonialists are delaying the loan

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<v Speaker 3>as long as they can because they are scared of

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<v Speaker 3>Zambia's space knowledge.

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<v Speaker 2>Western newspapers picked up the story. Donations trickled in a

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<v Speaker 2>few dollars here, a telescope from NASA Jet Propulsion Lab there,

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<v Speaker 2>but mostly in Coloso got lots of fan mail. He

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<v Speaker 2>joked that he had amassed the finest stamp collection on

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<v Speaker 2>all of Africa, but even rare stamps wouldn't get him

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<v Speaker 2>into space. So what he lacked in funding he made

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<v Speaker 2>up for in imagination. The barrels, the dynamite, the space cats, queue,

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<v Speaker 2>the ridicule and eye rolls. And then came the comic book.

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<v Speaker 3>I get a lot of ideas from this, so have

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<v Speaker 3>many American and Russian scientists.

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<v Speaker 2>Reporters roared, but in Colosso was onto something. Early rocket

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<v Speaker 2>pioneers were inspired by pulps science fiction, first Jules Verne,

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<v Speaker 2>then the Buck Rogers comic strip featuring a futuristic ray

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<v Speaker 2>gun toting adventure hero.

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<v Speaker 5>You have Buck Rogers cited frequently when you talked to

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<v Speaker 5>those early pollioneers of Rocket Tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Even Robert Goddard, who successfully invented the first liquid fueled rocket,

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<v Speaker 2>had been ridiculed, he took it as inspiration.

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<v Speaker 5>Goddard was ridiculed in The New York Times over his ideas,

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<v Speaker 5>you know that you could possibly send something, or you

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<v Speaker 5>could send blasting caps to the moon with a rocket.

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<v Speaker 5>They later apologized for having lambasted him for what they

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<v Speaker 5>referred to as a moon hoax.

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<v Speaker 2>So if Encoloso looked like a fool, he stood in

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<v Speaker 2>good company. But maybe he wasn't a fool at all,

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<v Speaker 2>because when the world laughed, Koloso may have been training

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<v Speaker 2>his cadets for something else entirely, not a moonshot, but

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<v Speaker 2>a kind of misdirection, a cover, a play unfolding just

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<v Speaker 2>out of sight.

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<v Speaker 1>What in Coloso is actually doing in training his cadets

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<v Speaker 1>was training them in an anti colonial revolutionary activity, including like

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<v Speaker 1>how to make and use explosives.

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<v Speaker 2>In other words, the Zambian space program may never have

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<v Speaker 2>been about the stars. It may have been affront for

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<v Speaker 2>something far more earthly and far more dangerous. By nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>sixty five, Zambia's space program began to s but Mata Mumbu,

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<v Speaker 2>the space girl with the twelve Cats, was nearing the

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<v Speaker 2>end of training. She completed more than fifty barrel rolls

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<v Speaker 2>down a hill until pregnancy forced her into retirement. Progress slowed,

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<v Speaker 2>and Koloso claimed one of his rockets was quote sabotaged

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<v Speaker 2>by the foreign elements. More astronauts hit the exits.

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<v Speaker 3>Two of my best men went on a drinking spree

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<v Speaker 3>a month ago and haven't been seen since. Another of

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<v Speaker 3>my astronauts has joined a local tribal song and dance group.

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<v Speaker 2>One cadet reinvented himself as a pole acrobat. Another had

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<v Speaker 2>told her reporter.

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<v Speaker 6>We aw a dynamic music group when we owned space cadets.

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<v Speaker 2>So much for the Astronaut Corps. It was starting to

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<v Speaker 2>look less like NASA and more like spinal Tap. Once again,

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<v Speaker 2>mockery rained down. But here's the thing. Maybe the haters

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<v Speaker 2>were missing the point. A few years ago, the writer

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<v Speaker 2>and novelist None Spel interviewed Zambia's first president and Encoloso's

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<v Speaker 2>close friend, Kenneth Gowanda.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, up it was. It was all a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of fun, right, He said, it wasn't serious.

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<v Speaker 2>A lark, a prank, a bit of theater. Gowanda said,

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<v Speaker 2>it's likely that Encoloso knew he couldn't beat the US

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<v Speaker 2>or Soviets. To the moon. But he could mock them,

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<v Speaker 2>steal their spotlight. He could pull focus and get the

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<v Speaker 2>world talking about Zambia.

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<v Speaker 5>It was also very scathing commentary on his present time.

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<v Speaker 5>He was satirizing and ridiculing the vast expense to both

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<v Speaker 5>the United States and the USSR were paying out to

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<v Speaker 5>compete in space programs.

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<v Speaker 2>At the time, Americans and Soviets were pooring obscene sums

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<v Speaker 2>of money into space exploration. Some of that money even

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<v Speaker 2>helped build listening stations in Africa, infrastructure meant to serve

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<v Speaker 2>Washington and Moscow, not Lusaka.

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<v Speaker 5>You have the Americans placing line bases to track their

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<v Speaker 5>spacecraft and using the African continent for their own political gains.

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<v Speaker 5>If you have colonizers sending money into space and using

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<v Speaker 5>African countries as political pawns in their activities, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Colossa wanted to stick it to them to make them

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<v Speaker 2>look ridiculous. And he wasn't alone. When Neil Armstrong made

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<v Speaker 2>his one Small step onto the Moon in nineteen sixty nine,

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<v Speaker 2>jazz poet and musician Gil Scott Heron cut through the

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<v Speaker 2>ticker tape parades with a stinging spoken word poem called

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<v Speaker 2>whitey On the moon.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't pay no doctor bills, but White he's on

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<v Speaker 7>the moon. Ten years from now, I'll be paying still

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<v Speaker 7>while White he's on the moon. You know, the man

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<v Speaker 7>jumps up my red last night because White is on

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<v Speaker 7>the moon. No hot to, no tallet, no lights.

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<v Speaker 2>But why he's on the moon. He wasn't the only

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<v Speaker 2>person to ask if there weren't bigger priorities in the

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<v Speaker 2>good old US.

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<v Speaker 1>Of a the amount of money that is spent on

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<v Speaker 1>the Space project when so many African Americans were confronting

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<v Speaker 1>struggles such radical inequality. It just seemed by spending money

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<v Speaker 1>on this was insulting. It just seems to like, really

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<v Speaker 1>crystallized perfectly when you look at these things next to

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<v Speaker 1>each other.

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<v Speaker 2>And in that light, a guy wearing a satin cape

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<v Speaker 2>rolling teenagers down hills and barrels starts to feel less

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<v Speaker 2>like a joke and more like a mirror. In twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>non Wally Serpel wrote an article in The New Yorker

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<v Speaker 2>asking why were Western writers so oblivious to in Coloso's satire.

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<v Speaker 2>After all, Incloso's cocked eyebrows seemed pretty obvious. Take that

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<v Speaker 2>article he wrote about colonizing Mars. In it, he vows

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<v Speaker 2>not to repeat the whole missionary thing to the Martians.

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<v Speaker 1>His plan suggests like that the Zambian astronauts might take

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<v Speaker 1>on the role of the colonizing force in miles, but

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<v Speaker 1>that they would essentially do a better job of it,

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<v Speaker 1>a less violent job of it. Since European colonizes very

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<v Speaker 1>much did force Christianity unto colonized peoples, I at least

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<v Speaker 1>find it really difficult to read this part of the

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<v Speaker 1>article not in the key of irony. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So, while Americans were making in Goloso the butt of

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<v Speaker 2>the joke, his barbs at the quote colonizers of space

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<v Speaker 2>went completely over their heads. But here's where things take

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<v Speaker 2>an even sharper turn. There's another theory that suggests that

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<v Speaker 2>the Zambian space program was more than just an elaborate prank.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a cover. It's nineteen sixty six, a few

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<v Speaker 2>miles outside Lusaka. Sits a complex of drab concrete buildings, small,

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<v Speaker 2>unassuming a steel fence hugging the perimeter, but the banalapar

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:05.359
<v Speaker 2>appearance belies what's going on inside. This is the African

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<v Speaker 2>Liberation Center. Inside Gorilla fighters from Angola Mozambique and Rhodesia

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<v Speaker 2>plot to overthrow their white colonial governments. One Western paper

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<v Speaker 2>calls it quote the advanced command post of African nationalist violence.

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<v Speaker 2>Another claims that this is where revolutionaries are making plans

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<v Speaker 2>to invade nearby Rhodesia what is now called Zimbabwe. The

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<v Speaker 2>guy at the center of it all, behind a door

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<v Speaker 2>with the word secret stamped in bold letters, is Edward

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<v Speaker 2>and Coloso. His official title here is quote his Excellency's

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<v Speaker 2>personal representative to foreign nationalist parties, which is a polite

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<v Speaker 2>way of saying he was Zambia's fixer, the man tasked

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<v Speaker 2>with wrangling nine rival gorilla groups under one roof and

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<v Speaker 2>keeping them all focused on the prize overthrowing colonial rule.

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<v Speaker 2>According to some, the quote cadet training ridiculed in the

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<v Speaker 2>press wasn't about space at all.

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<v Speaker 1>What Encloso is actually doing in training his cadets was

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<v Speaker 1>training them an anti colonial revolutionary activity, including like how

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<v Speaker 1>to make and use explosives.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the picture painted in nam Wali Surpel's novel The

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<v Speaker 2>Old Drift, and echoed by some of those closest to Encoloso.

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<v Speaker 2>In the end, the reporters who busily mocked Encoloso's aspirations

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<v Speaker 2>in space might have been missing the real story. So

0:26:33.000 --> 0:26:37.760
<v Speaker 2>what was the Zambian space program really? A satire, a

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<v Speaker 2>secret training camp, one big headfake? The truth is slippery

0:26:43.480 --> 0:26:48.399
<v Speaker 2>even today, scholars disagree. Surpel interviewed dozens of people close

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<v Speaker 2>to Encoloso and found nothing conclusive. Lucy Gasser has studied

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<v Speaker 2>a few of these tellings and she isn't sure either.

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<v Speaker 1>The short answers, I really don't know. I'm adri cultural

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:03.640
<v Speaker 1>studied Skala. I'm interested in the way the story has

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<v Speaker 1>been told. I think what's interesting about that is that

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<v Speaker 1>it is not result, that it is so ambivalent.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe that's the point. Maybe Inkoloso intended to keep

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<v Speaker 2>us guessing, to play both fool and profit. But here's

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<v Speaker 2>what we do know. Edward and Coloso wanted Zambia and

0:27:21.720 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Africa as a whole to flourish. Edward and Coloso died

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen eighty nine, but in some ways he got

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:35.040
<v Speaker 2>his wish. In April of twenty twenty five, leaders from

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<v Speaker 2>across Africa met in Cairo to celebrate the opening of

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<v Speaker 2>the African Space Agency.

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<v Speaker 5>To serve the African continent's interests. Looking at Earth resources,

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<v Speaker 5>looking at communications satellites, things that will enrich them in

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<v Speaker 5>ways that they were overlooked when when the elephants were

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 5>dancing and you know, the grass was being trampled.

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<v Speaker 2>For decades, African nations have depended on other countries for

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<v Speaker 2>space technology, to monitor crops, for disaster relief and communication satellites.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.639
<v Speaker 2>But the new Space Agency changes all of that.

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<v Speaker 5>It really is to focus on African needs, the continental needs,

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<v Speaker 5>without relying on global politics.

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<v Speaker 2>Africa is becoming an independent spacefaring continent, exactly what Edward

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<v Speaker 2>and Goloso had dreamed. Recently, Zambia built its first ground

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:37.359
<v Speaker 2>receiving station. Its first launch is on the horizon, but

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<v Speaker 2>instead of catapults and barrels, it'll be fiber optics and

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<v Speaker 2>weather sensors. Instead of dynamite, it'll be data. Doctor Kathleen

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Lewis at the Smithsonian has one final wish.

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<v Speaker 8>I really hope that somewhere in a warehouse they have

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<v Speaker 8>that barrel, you know, if somebody will come upon it

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<v Speaker 8>and we'll put it in a museum, because I think

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<v Speaker 8>that would be wonderful if they could get it up.

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<v Speaker 5>To Cairo and put it at the headquarters, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>this is our beginning. That would be wonderful thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Barrel, a cape, a dream, and a girl with twelve cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Mata and Wumble never made it to Mars, but Africa

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<v Speaker 2>made it to space. And Edward and Coloso, whether you

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<v Speaker 2>see him as a charlatan, a satirist, or a visionary,

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 2>got the conversation rolling.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, very special character here. This is another one

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<v Speaker 4>where there's one obvious choice, but a few really good

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 4>supporting choices here. I mean, a cat can a cat

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<v Speaker 4>can win.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we make the rules, especially if it's a space cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, that's up there, a space monkey

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<v Speaker 2>space cat.

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<v Speaker 4>DA's a Pixar movie right there. Yeah, that one of

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<v Speaker 4>the names in here. We're going to Mars with a

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<v Speaker 4>space girl, two cats and a missionary. Like that's like

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<v Speaker 4>snakes on a movie title. I think that could fill

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<v Speaker 4>up the poster.

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote that down just because I want to imitate

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<v Speaker 2>it in the future for a title. It's so good,

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<v Speaker 2>it's poetry.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of cinema, did you happen to cast this one?

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<v Speaker 2>I did. I had a little bit of fun with

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<v Speaker 2>this one. So for Edward and Coloso, I went with

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<v Speaker 2>either John David Washington or else, rather new actor yah

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<v Speaker 2>Ya abdulah Mateen the second. He's right now playing wonder Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he would be good as the Minister of Space.

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<v Speaker 2>And then from Mata Mumba, I thought Letitia Wright from

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<v Speaker 2>Black Panther two. I thought she's just a fantastic although

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen Black Panther two because my wife saw

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<v Speaker 2>it without me and I just have never gone back,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can lord it over her. And I also

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<v Speaker 2>like Kennett Kowanda, the first president of Zambia. I liked

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<v Speaker 2>John Boyega for him. I thought that he could have

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<v Speaker 2>like the gravitas and yet also the youth as well,

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<v Speaker 2>So that that's pretty much where I left it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you guys have a favorite moment in this?

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<v Speaker 4>I like the flash forward at the very end to

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<v Speaker 4>twenty twenty five where we've been treating this all very satirical,

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<v Speaker 4>look all this, but it turns out they are going

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<v Speaker 4>to get their big space launch. Maybe they do get

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<v Speaker 4>to put a flag on the Moon. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>about Mars.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, but the moon, you know, that's where Elon

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<v Speaker 2>Musk is now going to. So no one really is

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<v Speaker 2>going to Mars anymore. I guess Mars is out.

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<v Speaker 5>Mars is out.

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<v Speaker 2>Moon's back, Yeah, moons back.

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<v Speaker 3>People.

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<v Speaker 2>Personally, I love the idea that there are space programs

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<v Speaker 2>planning or you know, the training for their cosmonaut astronaut

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<v Speaker 2>people is that they are going to go go. Do

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<v Speaker 2>we have a barrel? Do we have a rope? We

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<v Speaker 2>have a space program, We need a slightly bigger barrel.

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