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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for eating the only food

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Speaker 1: at home leaving my little brother to starve?

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Speaker 2: How little is he? Can he feed himself? He is

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Speaker 2: three inches tall? Three inches tall? Is he like? Is

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Speaker 2: he got like hesbla that's the name right? Yeah? I

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Speaker 2: love how his go to thing is just punching celebrities

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Speaker 2: in the face. You see you should have punched Shack

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Speaker 2: in the face. No, see that? I mean, I get

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Speaker 2: he's like got all the bravado and stuff. I would

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Speaker 2: just be like, bro, I'm knocking your lights sit on

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Speaker 2: me and I'm a pancake. It's over. It's over. Or

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Speaker 2: he could eat me, bruh. Shack could just pop his

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Speaker 2: ball like like he could literally bite off his blow's

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Speaker 2: fat head. Done bro, done over. I meant his foot

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Speaker 2: is probably taller than his hole, easily easily? How tall? Isla?

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Speaker 2: Like what one two feet something like that? How tall?

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Speaker 2: Three feet three and three inches? And Shack's shoe size

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Speaker 2: is twenty two so I'm guessing it's like twenty two

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Speaker 2: inches fourteen inches fourteen inches, so about half his height

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Speaker 2: or sorry, yeah for almost basically fifteen inches. Okay, Still

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Speaker 2: that's big. It's dangerous. So back to the story Engin. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we came back to our trip last night. It was

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Speaker 2: very late and my little brother meal five male. I

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Speaker 2: thought it was like my little brother Neil, little brother Neil,

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Speaker 2: before you fail, before your.

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Speaker 1: Superior, and I seventeen female, were quite hungry, and so

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Speaker 1: my parents bought two sandwiches for us. I need to

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Speaker 1: add that my parents are against fast food. The number

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Speaker 1: of times I've eaten fast food in my entire life

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Speaker 1: is less than ten.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like my parents. My parents never let me eat McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: Really okay McDonald's, but like, what about uh in and

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Speaker 2: out or in and out was a lot? Fl a

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Speaker 2: or something like Chick fil a was not a lot?

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Speaker 2: Interesting and that was only a lot. But my dad though,

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Speaker 2: after surfing, after surfing, only after surfing interesting interesting? That's

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Speaker 2: how feel did you? Did you end up like gorging

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Speaker 2: it as likedledge fucking three by three four by four.

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Speaker 2: I stacked those in and out burgers be my last

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Speaker 2: in and out. And when we got home, Neil was

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Speaker 2: running around as usual, fucking Neil, why do you gotta

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Speaker 2: be five? Yeah, dude, why don't you just neel somewhere else?

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Speaker 2: That's a big age difference. Five and seventeen geez, twelve

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Speaker 2: years the exact a twelve year difference.

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Speaker 1: Neil was running around while my parents tried to get

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Speaker 1: him to sit down and eat, but he grabbed a

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Speaker 1: sandwich and just ran away. Neil, get a hold of yourself, seriously, like, like,

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Speaker 1: have some composure, you five year old twat twat. I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's like a insulting an innocent At the

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Speaker 1: same time, it is, doesn't it mean?

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Speaker 2: Like weiener, it's a twat? Or is it paint? Is? Like?

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Speaker 2: What is a twat? A stupid or not? Okay, you're right, true,

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Speaker 2: but also a stupid or obnoxious person, So it's kind

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Speaker 2: of dual dual purpose. Yeah, so that's you, Neil. You're

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Speaker 2: a twat twat. Interpret how you will. At one point,

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Speaker 2: he went to the bathroom and accidentally dropped the sandwich

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom. Damn fricking Neil.

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Speaker 1: Freaking butter fingers over here. He couldn't eat it anymore,

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Speaker 1: so my parents look for something else for him to eat,

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Speaker 1: but we only had eggs at home, and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: eat eggs sensory issues, and it was too late to get.

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Speaker 2: Anything for him. Is the autistic there's no mention of that.

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Speaker 2: When I hear sensory issues, I think autism is like

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Speaker 2: afraid of eggs. I I do not know. I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure autistic people afraid of eggs? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe the feeling of eggs. I don't know. Let's

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Speaker 2: see like autism, I guess there's color based like preference

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Speaker 2: says more with autism anyway, anyways, doesn't like eggs, doesn't

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Speaker 2: like eggs.

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Speaker 1: My parents told me to give my sandwich to my

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Speaker 1: brother and eat eggs instead, like hands eggs.

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Speaker 2: I hate eggs.

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Speaker 1: They said, if I do this, they will buy me

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Speaker 1: a sandwich tomorrow. Now I know they wouldn't because that's

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Speaker 1: what they always do.

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Speaker 2: They always take my sandwich and give it to my brother.

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Speaker 2: Filthy parents.

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Speaker 1: Every time I give Neil something, the next day, I

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Speaker 1: ask them when they're going to buy it for me,

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Speaker 1: and they say.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're not archly gonna buy it for you. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I say that, Why is Neil getting everything?

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Speaker 1: God, it's just it's a sandwich, Like, come on, just

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Speaker 1: give her like five ten bucks to buy.

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Speaker 2: Sandwich or just I feel like I feel like she's

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Speaker 2: getting starved, dude, She's she's getting missing out all these

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Speaker 2: meals exactly. Watch her like Malrios over here, just eating rats.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, even human bodies delicious and through her own

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Speaker 2: arm my favorite. I mean, she could eat Neil, she

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Speaker 2: could eat. That would be I'd be like that the

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Speaker 2: ultimate Trump card. Parents would let me eat, so I ate.

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Speaker 2: Parents wouldn't refuse to let me eat because they gave

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Speaker 2: all the food to my little brother.

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Speaker 1: So I am so before anyone could take it, I

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Speaker 1: grabbed my sandwich, went to my room, locked the door,

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Speaker 1: and ate it.

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Speaker 2: I like this guy, Hey take that little brother.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Hey, you want it. I'll be done digesting

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Speaker 1: in a few hours. Open Why buddy, Now I'm grounded.

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Speaker 1: And they say that it was an a whole move

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Speaker 1: to make my little brother go to bed hungry.

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Speaker 2: Yo, But how about how about ope? What about her hunger?

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Speaker 1: A kid is probably more annoying because kids, they just

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Speaker 1: don't understand.

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Speaker 2: It's like to be that's true. You're right, you're right,

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Speaker 2: you're right. Yeah. I think I think if you are

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Speaker 2: a surefire away to get everything you want in your life,

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Speaker 2: be more annoying than your younger siblings. You heard it

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Speaker 2: here first, folks, you heard it here first. This is

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Speaker 2: how you This is how you navigate parent sibling. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Just be more annoying, Yeah, just be more annoying.

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Speaker 1: You should land like change me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, at least I mean at least she can shit

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Speaker 2: because hopefully she's eating that sandwich. Hey, given more Ammo digestion,

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Speaker 2: real will, baby,