WEBVTT - Has Anything Ever Been Stuck In Your Butt?

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<v Speaker 1>So Mandy, it's freaky Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Got that.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm gonna freak.

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<v Speaker 3>That call in down. Eight hundred five eight five, one

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<v Speaker 3>oh five one. We want to hear from you on

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<v Speaker 3>the Breakfast Club morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody is cej nd Charlamagne to God. We are the

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<v Speaker 4>Breakfast Club. It's Friday, and you know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>It's freaking freaky, freaky Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Freaky freaky freaky Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Question and let the record show Nvy's born day is Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>It is Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>He's celebrating the day because of course we're not here

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday all Monday, right, And he chose this topic.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what he wanted to talk about. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you're projecting, Jess. What do you think he's telling

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<v Speaker 2>us what you got planned for the weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. I think he has a nice, wholesome

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<v Speaker 1>weekend plans with his wife and kids. There you go, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And when he goes home, they're going to serenade him

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<v Speaker 1>with nice gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, gifts that he may lose, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>he may lose them.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's right, but well, the topic today is eight

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and five eight five one oh five one. A

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<v Speaker 4>new study claims more Americans are being hospitalized for having

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<v Speaker 4>foreign objects stuck inside director.

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<v Speaker 2>Right your sauce, because I don't believe this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this comes from Hollywood unlocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all right, come from all right now, I believe

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<v Speaker 2>come from you talk good brother, Jason Lee. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you've done some research now.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of the objects are cans, balls, marbles, drugs, bottles,

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<v Speaker 4>bottle caps, sexual objects, writing utensils. Uh so we're asking

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<v Speaker 4>eight hundred and five A five one oh five to one.

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<v Speaker 4>What are some of the things that were stuck in

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<v Speaker 4>your butt? Writing utensils, pencils. My people are what races?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm not all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we have jazz on the line, jazz, good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you feeling jazz?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good and it ain't.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Keisha, okay, I'm sorry. So Keisha, what what do

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<v Speaker 3>you have stuck in your butt? Lord?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if I can do this on the radio,

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<v Speaker 5>but a buttlos like a vibrating but Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that makes sense? That's that's something that's actually supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you got it stuck?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like a year all the way in there. Like

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<v Speaker 5>he was, you know, doing this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like.

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<v Speaker 1>There, Oh, that's why you get the one with the cord,

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<v Speaker 1>the strength so you can take it back. Oh Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you know how to do it. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>obviously don't. You get a button.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, you gotta moan. But if if the guy don't

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<v Speaker 2>hear you moan, he's gonna think that you know it

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<v Speaker 2>ain't doing enough. After he keeps pushing and pushing and pushing,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta say something sitting there and strong. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying you gotta be a strong black woman all

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Something that was feeling good. And then before I know,

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<v Speaker 5>my whole body was vibrating. He was like, it's just

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<v Speaker 5>it's in there. So I had to pull it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, but you didn't have to go to the hospital, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was born in nine.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the walking to the hospital with a bunch lugging

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<v Speaker 5>your butt. So I had to put it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, get the ones with the court says hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's this? This is Audrey now order.

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<v Speaker 4>You work at a medical school facility, so you you

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<v Speaker 4>see men coming things stuck in their butt hu.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, And one particular reathing I remember, is someone coming

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<v Speaker 5>in with like a lego, which had me kind of

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<v Speaker 5>concerned because I'm like, are you just buying legos? Are

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<v Speaker 5>you going to your son's room and getting them?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>You and your child legos?

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<v Speaker 2>To put it in your butt is crazy.

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<v Speaker 6>That.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he probably had a fantasy, a sick obsession or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>We never know. But speaking of stick, there's also someone

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<v Speaker 5>who came in and he referred to his rectum as

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<v Speaker 5>to his and he was he cucumbers. So I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know what this world is coming to.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, you know what I mean, I could see

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<v Speaker 1>the but I can see that. I can see that

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<v Speaker 1>with the Q comb all right, but not the legos.

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<v Speaker 1>What race was that? If you don't mind me asking,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the cucumber that's probably black all day, But you

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<v Speaker 1>can pick what what did y'all do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you come after y'all pulled it up?

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<v Speaker 5>I was off the room by then, so you got

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<v Speaker 5>to ask the doctors because I had nothing to do

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<v Speaker 5>with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be wild to do as a joke. You take

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<v Speaker 2>the cucumber and just rinse it off and put it

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<v Speaker 2>in like the cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 4>Well eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a new study and that's saying more and more

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<v Speaker 4>people are going to the emergency room.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta take you love's obsessed back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's his bust thing, let him have it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Breakfast Club. I don't want it, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>the breakfast Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean freaky, fat, freaky fright.

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<v Speaker 3>Call in that. Eight hundred five eight five one oh

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<v Speaker 3>five one. We want to hear from you on the

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<v Speaker 3>Breakfast Club morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody is Steve j Envy Charlamagne, the guy. We are

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<v Speaker 4>the Breakfast Club. It's Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>See you know what that means. It's bring you freaky Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>And the freaking freaky, freaky Friday question comes from something

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<v Speaker 4>we've seen on Hollywood. On Locked, there was a new

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<v Speaker 4>study that said more and more people are going to

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<v Speaker 4>the emergency room because they're finding things in their butts.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, who's this.

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<v Speaker 1>My name?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're not saying your name? What you got stuck

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<v Speaker 3>in your butt?

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't something, it was someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh my god, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>He had a big penis and that vacuum in your

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<v Speaker 2>bookie stucked it up.

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<v Speaker 5>Were stuck like stupid bool, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta getting the holes?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us more, man, please.

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<v Speaker 5>It was so embarrassing. I ain't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 5>We ain't know what to do. We ain't know what

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<v Speaker 5>to do. It was just like, man, we just sit here.

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<v Speaker 2>How long did it take to get unstuck?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was like maybe ten minutes, Like after

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<v Speaker 5>everything calmed down.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody playing CARDI b up and stuck at that time.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus see, I would have did had just the light

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<v Speaker 2>and the move, just up and stuck.

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<v Speaker 5>No, every encounter it was like no, no, no, hell.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Jesus Christ, Hello, who's this? He now see her?

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<v Speaker 4>You work at a clinic, So what's the craziest thing

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<v Speaker 4>you've seen stuck in somebody's butt?

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<v Speaker 6>So I have seen a personal but my doctor told

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<v Speaker 6>me that taking out a shower head a.

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<v Speaker 1>Shower head, A shower head, Yo, Yeah, that's wicked. That's wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's wicked. A shower head, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the whole shower head in your butt is nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>What if she had mud butt though? What if she

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<v Speaker 2>was really trying to clean it? You think she was

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<v Speaker 2>doing it for pleasure, she was really trying to wash herself?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, what's in there? Will come out so you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to stick a whole shower head and you

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<v Speaker 1>ass Hello, who's this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a fake name, but we're gonna rock

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>What's what's something crazy that stuck in your butt? Mama?

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<v Speaker 6>It was a diamond state butt plug kind of but

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<v Speaker 6>it had a cute little pink or purple diamond on

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<v Speaker 6>the outside of it. I was trying to fight things

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<v Speaker 6>up with my husband and it straight disappeared. It hurt

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<v Speaker 6>real bad too, but he pulled it out before I

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<v Speaker 6>could freak out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's that shape you're talking about. It's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sharp on on the ends, just like a.

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<v Speaker 6>Tear drop shape on one end, and then the outside

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<v Speaker 6>is a heart shaped diamond over Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not supposed to go in your butt, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean your big Yeah. No, yeah, that's that's for your

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<v Speaker 1>That's not for your butt. What that's for your No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely, you don't act like you don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't leave just out here by herself, because I believe

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<v Speaker 1>I know what. I think I know which one she's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. They got it at Spencer's And yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's not for your butt.

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<v Speaker 3>That's for.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like a billet something else.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, who's yo? What's the crazy thing you got stuck

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<v Speaker 3>in your butt?

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<v Speaker 5>He no, hey, NB, I ain't never had stuck. These

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<v Speaker 5>are the type of questions you asked when you turn

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<v Speaker 5>forty two, Bro, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Be clear about one thing that Nigga's not forty two?

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<v Speaker 2>Forty forty seven either, that's the first thing. Okay, forty

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<v Speaker 2>seven to get off his chess. What you don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>But just embarrassing, Logan. Logan gott to be on campus

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<v Speaker 2>today answering these questions on behalf of his daddy. Yo,

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<v Speaker 2>loget with your daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're stuck in his button?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I never had anything stuck in my but I just

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<v Speaker 4>seen it. It was it's a medical thing that people

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<v Speaker 4>are going to the hospital. I'm just, you know, making

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<v Speaker 4>sure my people know what's going on out there. So

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<v Speaker 4>what's the more?

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<v Speaker 1>I was very asked you, what is the moral of

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<v Speaker 1>the story.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never had anything stuck with my butt, So I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I definitely never had nothing stuck in my butt.

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<v Speaker 1>I never had anything. Oh my god, don't prove it

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<v Speaker 1>head right now at eight twenty in the morning, Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>what's on the story. I've never had anything stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>my rectum. But the more of the story, yeah, But

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<v Speaker 1>the more of the story is, don't put things up

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<v Speaker 1>there too far. Your butt is not as as deep

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<v Speaker 1>as the vagina. The director is not as deep as

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<v Speaker 1>the vagina. And you can't you know, you can't once

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<v Speaker 1>it will suck something up in it. I got one

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<v Speaker 1>of those.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all got those. I don't have that, So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what was going on with that. Nah, y'all need

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<v Speaker 1>to come.

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<v Speaker 4>All right when we come back. We got past the hawks.

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<v Speaker 4>Now it's going to be joining us and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>get it into that. Next it's the Breakfast plus

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy