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Speaker 1: So Mandy, it's freaky Friday.

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Speaker 2: Got that.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm gonna freak.

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Speaker 3: That call in down. Eight hundred five eight five, one

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Speaker 3: oh five one. We want to hear from you on

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Speaker 3: the Breakfast Club morning.

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Speaker 4: Everybody is cej nd Charlamagne to God. We are the

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Speaker 4: Breakfast Club. It's Friday, and you know what that means.

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Speaker 2: It's freaking freaky, freaky Friday.

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Speaker 3: Freaky freaky freaky Friday.

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Speaker 2: Question and let the record show Nvy's born day is Sunday.

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Speaker 3: It is Sunday.

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Speaker 2: He's celebrating the day because of course we're not here

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Speaker 2: on Sunday all Monday, right, And he chose this topic.

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Speaker 2: This is what he wanted to talk about. I feel

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Speaker 2: like you're projecting, Jess. What do you think he's telling

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Speaker 2: us what you got planned for the weekend?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't. I think he has a nice, wholesome

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Speaker 1: weekend plans with his wife and kids. There you go, yes,

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Speaker 1: And when he goes home, they're going to serenade him

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Speaker 1: with nice gifts.

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Speaker 2: There you go, gifts that he may lose, you know what,

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Speaker 2: he may lose them.

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Speaker 4: And it's right, but well, the topic today is eight

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Speaker 4: hundred and five eight five one oh five one. A

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Speaker 4: new study claims more Americans are being hospitalized for having

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Speaker 4: foreign objects stuck inside director.

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Speaker 2: Right your sauce, because I don't believe this.

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Speaker 3: This is this comes from Hollywood unlocked.

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Speaker 2: Oh all right, come from all right now, I believe

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Speaker 2: come from you talk good brother, Jason Lee. I feel

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Speaker 2: like you've done some research now.

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Speaker 4: Some of the objects are cans, balls, marbles, drugs, bottles,

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Speaker 4: bottle caps, sexual objects, writing utensils. Uh so we're asking

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Speaker 4: eight hundred and five A five one oh five to one.

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Speaker 4: What are some of the things that were stuck in

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Speaker 4: your butt? Writing utensils, pencils. My people are what races?

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Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not all right.

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Speaker 4: Well, we have jazz on the line, jazz, good morning,

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Speaker 4: good morning.

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Speaker 3: Are you feeling jazz?

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Speaker 5: I'm good and it ain't.

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Speaker 3: Oh Keisha, okay, I'm sorry. So Keisha, what what do

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Speaker 3: you have stuck in your butt? Lord?

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I can do this on the radio,

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Speaker 5: but a buttlos like a vibrating but Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What's that makes sense? That's that's something that's actually supposed

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Speaker 2: to be in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got it stuck?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like a year all the way in there. Like

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Speaker 5: he was, you know, doing this thing.

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Speaker 3: He was like.

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Speaker 1: There, Oh, that's why you get the one with the cord,

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Speaker 1: the strength so you can take it back. Oh Jesus,

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Speaker 1: Oh so you know how to do it. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: obviously don't. You get a button.

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Speaker 2: Also, you gotta moan. But if if the guy don't

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Speaker 2: hear you moan, he's gonna think that you know it

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Speaker 2: ain't doing enough. After he keeps pushing and pushing and pushing,

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Speaker 2: you gotta say something sitting there and strong. You know,

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Speaker 2: I'm saying you gotta be a strong black woman all

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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 5: Something that was feeling good. And then before I know,

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Speaker 5: my whole body was vibrating. He was like, it's just

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Speaker 5: it's in there. So I had to pull it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, but you didn't have to go to the hospital, right.

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Speaker 1: I was born in nine.

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Speaker 5: That's the walking to the hospital with a bunch lugging

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Speaker 5: your butt. So I had to put it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get the ones with the court says hello.

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Speaker 3: Who's this? This is Audrey now order.

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Speaker 4: You work at a medical school facility, so you you

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Speaker 4: see men coming things stuck in their butt hu.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And one particular reathing I remember, is someone coming

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Speaker 5: in with like a lego, which had me kind of

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Speaker 5: concerned because I'm like, are you just buying legos? Are

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Speaker 5: you going to your son's room and getting them?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: You and your child legos?

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Speaker 2: To put it in your butt is crazy.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 1: Wow, he probably had a fantasy, a sick obsession or

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Speaker 1: something like that.

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Speaker 5: We never know. But speaking of stick, there's also someone

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Speaker 5: who came in and he referred to his rectum as

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Speaker 5: to his and he was he cucumbers. So I don't

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Speaker 5: know what this world is coming to.

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Speaker 1: So well, you know what I mean, I could see

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Speaker 1: the but I can see that. I can see that

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Speaker 1: with the Q comb all right, but not the legos.

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Speaker 1: What race was that? If you don't mind me asking,

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Speaker 1: Oh you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Now the cucumber that's probably black all day, But you

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Speaker 1: can pick what what did y'all do it?

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Speaker 2: Did you come after y'all pulled it up?

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Speaker 5: I was off the room by then, so you got

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Speaker 5: to ask the doctors because I had nothing to do

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Speaker 5: with that.

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Speaker 2: I'd be wild to do as a joke. You take

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Speaker 2: the cucumber and just rinse it off and put it

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Speaker 2: in like the cafeteria.

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Speaker 4: Well eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one.

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Speaker 4: It's a new study and that's saying more and more

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Speaker 4: people are going to the emergency room.

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Speaker 2: You gotta take you love's obsessed back.

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Speaker 1: It's his bust thing, let him have it.

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Speaker 3: It's the Breakfast Club. I don't want it, but it's

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Speaker 3: the breakfast Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean freaky, fat, freaky fright.

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Speaker 3: Call in that. Eight hundred five eight five one oh

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Speaker 3: five one. We want to hear from you on the

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Speaker 3: Breakfast Club morning.

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Speaker 4: Everybody is Steve j Envy Charlamagne, the guy. We are

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Speaker 4: the Breakfast Club. It's Friday.

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Speaker 3: See you know what that means. It's bring you freaky Friday.

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Speaker 4: And the freaking freaky, freaky Friday question comes from something

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Speaker 4: we've seen on Hollywood. On Locked, there was a new

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Speaker 4: study that said more and more people are going to

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Speaker 4: the emergency room because they're finding things in their butts.

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Speaker 3: Hello, who's this.

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Speaker 1: My name?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're not saying your name? What you got stuck

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Speaker 3: in your butt?

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Speaker 5: It wasn't something, it was someone.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, this is crazy.

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Speaker 2: He had a big penis and that vacuum in your

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Speaker 2: bookie stucked it up.

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Speaker 5: Were stuck like stupid bool, you.

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Speaker 3: Gotta getting the holes?

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Speaker 2: Tell us more, man, please.

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Speaker 5: It was so embarrassing. I ain't know what to do.

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Speaker 5: We ain't know what to do. We ain't know what

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Speaker 5: to do. It was just like, man, we just sit here.

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Speaker 2: How long did it take to get unstuck?

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Speaker 5: I think it was like maybe ten minutes, Like after

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Speaker 5: everything calmed down.

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Speaker 2: Nobody playing CARDI b up and stuck at that time.

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Speaker 2: Jesus see, I would have did had just the light

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Speaker 2: and the move, just up and stuck.

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Speaker 5: No, every encounter it was like no, no, no, hell.

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Speaker 3: No, Jesus Christ, Hello, who's this? He now see her?

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Speaker 4: You work at a clinic, So what's the craziest thing

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Speaker 4: you've seen stuck in somebody's butt?

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Speaker 6: So I have seen a personal but my doctor told

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Speaker 6: me that taking out a shower head a.

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Speaker 1: Shower head, A shower head, Yo, Yeah, that's wicked. That's wow,

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Speaker 1: that's wicked. A shower head, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole shower head in your butt is nuts.

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Speaker 2: What if she had mud butt though? What if she

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Speaker 2: was really trying to clean it? You think she was

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Speaker 2: doing it for pleasure, she was really trying to wash herself?

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Speaker 1: No, no, what's in there? Will come out so you

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Speaker 1: don't have to stick a whole shower head and you

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Speaker 1: ass Hello, who's this morning?

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a fake name, but we're gonna rock

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Speaker 3: with you.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 3: What's what's something crazy that stuck in your butt? Mama?

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Speaker 6: It was a diamond state butt plug kind of but

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Speaker 6: it had a cute little pink or purple diamond on

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Speaker 6: the outside of it. I was trying to fight things

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Speaker 6: up with my husband and it straight disappeared. It hurt

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Speaker 6: real bad too, but he pulled it out before I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's that shape you're talking about. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of sharp on on the ends, just like a.

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Speaker 6: Tear drop shape on one end, and then the outside

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Speaker 6: is a heart shaped diamond over Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not supposed to go in your butt, I

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Speaker 1: mean your big Yeah. No, yeah, that's that's for your

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Speaker 1: That's not for your butt. What that's for your No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, you don't act like you don't know.

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Speaker 1: Don't leave just out here by herself, because I believe

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Speaker 1: I know what. I think I know which one she's

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Speaker 1: talking about. They got it at Spencer's And yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's not for your butt.

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Speaker 3: That's for.

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Speaker 1: That's like a billet something else.

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Speaker 3: Hello, who's yo? What's the crazy thing you got stuck

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Speaker 3: in your butt?

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Speaker 5: He no, hey, NB, I ain't never had stuck. These

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Speaker 5: are the type of questions you asked when you turn

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Speaker 5: forty two, Bro, what.

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Speaker 2: Be clear about one thing that Nigga's not forty two?

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Speaker 2: Forty forty seven either, that's the first thing. Okay, forty

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Speaker 2: seven to get off his chess. What you don't know?

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Speaker 2: But just embarrassing, Logan. Logan gott to be on campus

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Speaker 2: today answering these questions on behalf of his daddy. Yo,

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Speaker 2: loget with your daddy.

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Speaker 1: You're stuck in his button?

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I never had anything stuck in my but I just

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Speaker 4: seen it. It was it's a medical thing that people

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Speaker 4: are going to the hospital. I'm just, you know, making

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Speaker 4: sure my people know what's going on out there. So

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Speaker 4: what's the more?

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Speaker 1: I was very asked you, what is the moral of

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Speaker 1: the story.

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Speaker 3: I've never had anything stuck with my butt, So I

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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I definitely never had nothing stuck in my butt.

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Speaker 1: I never had anything. Oh my god, don't prove it

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Speaker 1: head right now at eight twenty in the morning, Yo,

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Speaker 1: what's on the story. I've never had anything stuck in

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Speaker 1: my rectum. But the more of the story, yeah, But

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Speaker 1: the more of the story is, don't put things up

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Speaker 1: there too far. Your butt is not as as deep

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Speaker 1: as the vagina. The director is not as deep as

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Speaker 1: the vagina. And you can't you know, you can't once

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Speaker 1: it will suck something up in it. I got one

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Speaker 1: of those.

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Speaker 6: Don't have that.

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Speaker 1: Y'all got those. I don't have that, So I don't

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Speaker 1: know what was going on with that. Nah, y'all need

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Speaker 1: to come.

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Speaker 4: All right when we come back. We got past the hawks.

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Speaker 4: Now it's going to be joining us and we're gonna

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Speaker 4: get it into that. Next it's the Breakfast plus

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Speaker 2: Crazy