Speaker 1: All from Captain part Man, Captain Captain fart Man, is
Speaker 1: that you?
Speaker 2: That is me, Captain part Man?
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you h How did you become?
Speaker 1: What's the origin story of that? How did you become
Speaker 1: Captain Fartman?
Speaker 3: Well, it started back in my youth.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's starting. All right.
Speaker 1: How far away are you from the telephone right now?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Two feet?
Speaker 1: Why are you two feet from your telephone?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're doing something. You know what you're probably doing. You're
Speaker 1: probably having the phone on speaker while you're doing something else.
Speaker 2: I am actually yes, okay, what are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 1: Whatever he was doing was illegal? Hello, good evening, good morning,
Speaker 1: whatever time it is that you're listening to this, if
Speaker 1: you're in the shower, if you're in the grocery store,
Speaker 1: if you're you were kidnapped and they're playing this for
Speaker 1: you because you had one last request before they, you know,
Speaker 1: do what they're going to do, and you said, you know,
Speaker 1: before I die, I want to listen to the episode
Speaker 1: five of the Therapy Echo podcast. If you're in that situation,
Speaker 1: then I you know, I I hope you live. I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed your life. All right, Okay, that was stupid.
Speaker 1: I hate doing this. I hate for some reason, like
Speaker 1: if there's people watching me on like a when it's live,
Speaker 1: you know, I can just talk and not care and
Speaker 1: it's whatever. But if I'm alone and I'm just recording
Speaker 1: talking to myself, I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 1: And I'm doing the thing where I explain it to you,
Speaker 1: so it makes me feel better about it. But now
Speaker 1: this just feels awkward. All right, okay, enough, enough enough,
Speaker 1: all right. In this episode, well, first of all, welcome,
Speaker 1: this is therapy. Get go. I am Lyle, this is
Speaker 1: me and that was a call and you heard me
Speaker 1: on the call, and all right. So in this episode,
Speaker 1: we talked a lot about dreams. I had a good
Speaker 1: time on this episode. We talked about dreams that make
Speaker 1: us sad, dreams that make us horny, dreams that make
Speaker 1: us insecure, you know, sometimes all at once. After that,
Speaker 1: we talked about how to solve issues that arise when
Speaker 1: your college roommate is sexually active to perhaps an inconvenient degree.
Speaker 1: We talked about the feasibility of making meth as a career,
Speaker 1: as well as the feasibility of selling pictures of your
Speaker 1: teeth as a career splored the on again, off again
Speaker 1: romance of two beautiful young men, and god damn it
Speaker 1: so much more, so, much more so. I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: this intro brief. I'm gonna shut the hell up and
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and get to the calls. All right,
Speaker 1: Alaska is a city, not a state. Hail Satan. I'll
Speaker 1: talk to you soon.
Speaker 7: Call from John.
Speaker 8: To accept Press one to send a voicemail.
Speaker 1: John, John, Yeah, what's.
Speaker 9: Up is John? Oh man? I'm on.
Speaker 1: How does that make you feel to be on?
Speaker 9: I feel very special right now?
Speaker 1: Really, really do you do you often feel unseen?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 9: Unheard? Maybe?
Speaker 1: What are you dying? What do you? What do you
Speaker 1: want people to hear? John?
Speaker 9: I had a nightmare. One nightmare came to mind when
Speaker 9: when you mention the nightmares. I was like, I was
Speaker 9: like fifteen, and I had a dream that I was
Speaker 9: having anal sex with my best friend Andrew and I
Speaker 9: was given it to him and I'm straight and he's
Speaker 9: straight as far as I know. And the next time
Speaker 9: I saw him it was real awkward, awkward.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him about the dream?
Speaker 9: I didn't tell him about the dream. I thought it
Speaker 9: was a little weird.
Speaker 1: It was awkward for you.
Speaker 9: It was definitely awkward for me. Oh yeah, it took
Speaker 9: like a year for me to stop thickets about it.
Speaker 1: What do you think might have instigated this dream?
Speaker 9: Man? I have no idea. I've thought about it too.
Speaker 9: What would that mean? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Have you had any other sexual dreams about any of
Speaker 1: your other friends?
Speaker 9: I'm not male friends.
Speaker 1: Nor do you still talk to your friend that you
Speaker 1: had the dream about?
Speaker 2: He died.
Speaker 9: Like, no joke, He died like ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Sorry to hear that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a bummer. He was a real nice guy,
Speaker 9: real nice guy, and.
Speaker 1: He died without ever knowing that you had to stream
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 9: It's true, that is true. It's probably for the best.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like there's there's a lack of closure
Speaker 1: here that you didn't get to tell him or do
Speaker 1: you think it's the best?
Speaker 9: No, I think it's I think it's for the best.
Speaker 9: And I you know, I don't know this dream like,
Speaker 9: I haven't thought about it in years. But when you
Speaker 9: said he had a nightmare, that was just for some
Speaker 9: reason that just like popped into my head.
Speaker 1: Hmm, was what was what did he do? How old
Speaker 1: was he when he died? If you don't mind me.
Speaker 9: Asking, Oh, he was thirty, right about thirty?
Speaker 1: Wow, do you mind me asking? What happens?
Speaker 9: I believe he had a cancer.
Speaker 1: Were you with him? Were you like in contact with
Speaker 1: him when he was dying?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 10: Really.
Speaker 9: He was like a childhood friend, you know, and then
Speaker 9: I moved away when I was like a teenager, and
Speaker 9: we still kept in touch but didn't see each other
Speaker 9: a lot except every few years. So I you know,
Speaker 9: it was a bummer, but you know, he wasn't a
Speaker 9: close friend at that point.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to think, and I think ultimately
Speaker 1: agree with you. I don't think that there would have
Speaker 1: been any situation in which it would have been the
Speaker 1: right thing to do to you know, on this man's deathbed,
Speaker 1: as he's slowly dying of cancer, tell him that when
Speaker 1: you guys were kids, he had a dream about you
Speaker 1: had a dream about having anal sex with him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that time especially would have been poor. It would
Speaker 9: have been poor timing, certainly.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, John, you made a good decision and I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 9: Thank you, And you know what, you made a good
Speaker 9: decision doing what you're doing. I love your show. Discovered
Speaker 9: it on Friday, loving it, just loving it. Keep doing it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, man, I appreciate that very much. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a good night, John. And and you know what,
Speaker 1: if you have any dreams about me, you can tell
Speaker 1: me if you want to.
Speaker 9: Don't mind, I'll let you know no matter how weird
Speaker 9: it is.
Speaker 1: All right, man, I love you.
Speaker 9: I love you too, stay weird.
Speaker 1: Thanks? Thanks John, take care all right?
Speaker 8: Mm hmm?
Speaker 2: Well hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: My name is Carlos.
Speaker 1: Carlos, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be doing my virtual school and
Speaker 2: then I tuned into your your stream.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be doing?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Doing my school schoolwork?
Speaker 1: Carlos? Have you ever had a nightmare?
Speaker 11: I have?
Speaker 2: What about Giant Gecko's.
Speaker 1: Carlos, I can ask you a question? Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: ever had a nightmare, Carlos?
Speaker 2: I have about what?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just lately have been having nightmares that you know,
Speaker 2: nobody really likes me.
Speaker 1: You know, you have nightmares that nobody likes you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how does nobody liking you? How does that idea that
Speaker 1: nobody likes you manifest itself in your nightmares? Like what
Speaker 1: situations arise that prove to you that nobody likes you.
Speaker 2: You know, it could be situations where like, I'll be
Speaker 2: being hunted down and there's nobody there beside me to
Speaker 2: help me. Or it can be a situation where there's
Speaker 2: really struggling now ask people for help and they just
Speaker 2: walk away.
Speaker 1: Does that have into you in real life or things
Speaker 1: similar to that?
Speaker 2: No, but I feel like people don't necessarily want to help.
Speaker 1: Do you attribute that to the nature of people or
Speaker 1: to people's reaction to you as a person.
Speaker 2: I like the people's reaction to me.
Speaker 1: So you think people are generally willing to help other
Speaker 1: people but not you because they don't like it.
Speaker 2: That or they're tired of me?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 1: What do you think it is about you that people
Speaker 1: might not like?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've always been told I'm too energetic? Who,
Speaker 2: let's do this, Let's do that? To hey, I want
Speaker 2: to hang out, and I feel like we get tired
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: Do you hang out with other energetic people like who?
Speaker 1: Who do you tend to surround yourself with?
Speaker 2: Mmm? My friends aren't necessarily energetic. I I try to
Speaker 2: hangle with my girlfriend as much as I can, but
Speaker 2: I've gotten to the point where I kind of don't
Speaker 2: necessarily ask to hang out unless she asked, because I
Speaker 2: don't want to, you know, put myself as the too
Speaker 2: needy when in reality, you know, I just constantly want
Speaker 2: to spend time with her, spend a lot of time
Speaker 2: with her friends, Me and my friends. Is kind of
Speaker 2: all just the parts of different side of the talents.
Speaker 2: That's really much harder to meet up, especially with COVID
Speaker 2: going on right now.
Speaker 1: I feel like, do you feel like you're your girlfriend
Speaker 1: has a similar level of investment in you that you
Speaker 1: haven't heard. I would think so, well, if that's the case,
Speaker 1: why are you afraid to ask her to hang out
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 9: Because I have, As.
Speaker 13: You know, it was kind of it's originally it was
Speaker 13: like when I moved too far.
Speaker 2: So when it came to move to move, you know,
Speaker 2: change my lease on my apartment, I kind of moved
Speaker 2: a little bit closer to her, you know. Now she's
Speaker 2: like ten minutes away, you know, but we only necessarily
Speaker 2: hang out on the weekend still because I know she's
Speaker 2: busy with work. I'm busy with school, but I don't know,
Speaker 2: I feel I mean, I'm free.
Speaker 3: Most most days.
Speaker 2: I only go to only do school work like every
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 1: That's a problem, Carlos, Why are you free most days?
Speaker 2: Why am I free most days?
Speaker 14: Because I set aside in my schedule so that I
Speaker 14: don't overlap with anything else. Like if I'm doing my
Speaker 14: school days on certain days, I focus on that.
Speaker 1: Carlos, cant tell you something. Yeah, look, I know I'm
Speaker 1: doing a bit right now where I'm on readit. I'm
Speaker 1: just to play a get go. But this is actually
Speaker 1: a situation in my real life I've had some trouble
Speaker 1: with and it's the rare time when I actually feel
Speaker 1: like I am qualified to give any sort of genuine advice.
Speaker 1: I feel like the times of my life in which
Speaker 1: I'm not busy at times where I'm most dependent on
Speaker 1: other people and like relationships and shit, and those times
Speaker 1: have been awful because when you put you know, like
Speaker 1: when you have dependency on other people, that that fucks
Speaker 1: you up, you know what I'm saying. So I feel
Speaker 1: like if you you gotta find like a hobby or
Speaker 1: something that like can take up your time most days,
Speaker 1: that you're less free for other people, not not as
Speaker 1: like a oh I'm not to like make yourself like
Speaker 1: look cool for other people. You're not doing that so
Speaker 1: that you get to be like, oh, I'm busy, but
Speaker 1: you're doing that because it'll be like independently satisfying for you,
Speaker 1: and like your enjoyment will come out of like things
Speaker 1: that are of your own creation as opposed to other people.
Speaker 1: Because if your enjoyment comes from other people, I mean like,
Speaker 1: of course, like relationships are important part of life, but
Speaker 1: like I do feel like if too much of your
Speaker 1: overall like piagraph of enjoyment comes from other people, you
Speaker 1: kind of fuck yourself a little bit. So I feel
Speaker 1: like you should try to create things in your life
Speaker 1: they give you independent joy.
Speaker 2: And I used to I used to have like my
Speaker 2: hobby was playing league play league all throughout the night,
Speaker 2: and it's spent all my free time money. If I
Speaker 2: wasn't hanging out with friends and I used to play
Speaker 2: you know, other video games. I just don't find the
Speaker 2: enjoyment in that anymore.
Speaker 1: Under do you? When you played the league where you like,
Speaker 1: do you like playing video games or do you feel
Speaker 1: like because playing video games to me does really feel
Speaker 1: like a were you were you? Were you good? Or
Speaker 1: like did you like make content or like stream or
Speaker 1: anything like that?
Speaker 2: No, I never made content, never streamer, never found it
Speaker 2: as a job. I just played it because I wanted
Speaker 2: to play. I always found enjoyment in it, even while
Speaker 2: people always getting angry or if I lost the game,
Speaker 2: I still found.
Speaker 9: The enjoyment in it.
Speaker 2: But I think recently, in like the last two or
Speaker 2: three years or so, I just I kind of fell out,
Speaker 2: Like I'll play a game and then I'll just sit there,
Speaker 2: you know, just staring at my screen, and then you know,
Speaker 2: going to watch TV or something.
Speaker 1: I try to find something else. I don't know that
Speaker 1: much about you, and but I think if you can
Speaker 1: find something that like ties to your interests, that you
Speaker 1: could start something that like can grow. Because video games,
Speaker 1: I mean this is like you know, bullshit self help,
Speaker 1: motivational advice and shit. But like I feel like video games,
Speaker 1: like I love playing video games, dude, but like I
Speaker 1: feel like they don't they don't grow meaningfully. So if
Speaker 1: you can find something that you can grow meaningfully, that
Speaker 1: can take up your time and if you like video
Speaker 1: games like that, That's why I mentioned like making content
Speaker 1: and shit, because I think that is something that can
Speaker 1: grow meaningfully. But I would try to find something like that,
Speaker 1: you know, something tied to your interest that you can,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like a start a business of
Speaker 1: or like start something that like has the potential to
Speaker 1: like grow. Just not not because you want to like
Speaker 1: fucking make money or not because you want to, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, just something that can like give you
Speaker 1: independent joy and make you feel like you're making progress
Speaker 1: without you having to like depend on other people.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, that that definitely makes sense. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I love you, Carlos.
Speaker 12: I love you.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Have the rest of the evening, and I hope, I
Speaker 1: hope the best for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you you too.
Speaker 8: Okay O, how from.
Speaker 1: Dyson? Hello, Hi Dyson, can you give me a favor?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you get as close to this? Can you get
Speaker 1: as close to your phone is humanly possible? Can you
Speaker 1: get your mouth like sexually close to you, like as
Speaker 1: close as possible to Yeah?
Speaker 12: Is this a little bit better?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's better?
Speaker 3: All right? Thank you.
Speaker 12: I'm in I'm in a dilemma right now. That's really bad.
Speaker 2: You're aware.
Speaker 12: I'm in dilemma right now, Like this is fucked up
Speaker 12: the ship I gotta.
Speaker 1: Do all right, tell me, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Is your name? Dyson or Tyson.
Speaker 12: Tyson like t y s O N like Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: All right, Tyson, tell me this dilemma.
Speaker 12: All right, So my roommate's gay in college, and like
Speaker 12: I'm a straight man, Like I don't really care whatever
Speaker 12: did even thing, but like I'm really drunk right now,
Speaker 12: and I need to get back to my room. But
Speaker 12: I think I might cough lock until the second night
Speaker 12: in a row. I don't know what, Like my room
Speaker 12: roomate likes getting dick in the butt, and I just
Speaker 12: don't know what to do right now. Like I'm being
Speaker 12: completely honest with you, Like I don't know what to
Speaker 12: do be other cock box them last night because I
Speaker 12: said I was going to power Hour, but I just
Speaker 12: get rid of high on stuff and came back. And
Speaker 12: now he's hanging with that dude tonight, and I don't
Speaker 12: know what to do.
Speaker 1: All right, I have to reor first of those two
Speaker 1: things with this. Yeah, the first, your roommate's sexual orientation
Speaker 1: kind of has nothing to do.
Speaker 12: With this, I know, I know, I just don't want
Speaker 12: to cock block him.
Speaker 1: You know, how would you be cock blocking him? Well,
Speaker 1: just going into your room.
Speaker 12: I walked past the elevator earlier, like maybe twenty minutes ago,
Speaker 12: and that's him and that dude walking back to my room,
Speaker 12: and I just don't, like, I don't want.
Speaker 1: To talk about Do you do share a room?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, I thought it was like he's in the
Speaker 1: living room with his guy, and you would have had.
Speaker 12: He's in the bedroom with that dude second night in
Speaker 12: a row.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you ever have kicked him out
Speaker 1: to have sex?
Speaker 12: No, because I'm normally just at the girl's dorm brough.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 12: So like it's a hard situation for him. I want
Speaker 12: to just go in and grab more beer and stuff,
Speaker 12: but like, at the same time, I don't want to
Speaker 12: do that to him.
Speaker 1: Oh you just want to go into the room and grab.
Speaker 12: Some beer, Well, grab some beer, drink some beer, plays
Speaker 12: some coffee.
Speaker 1: Why do you just text them and see if you
Speaker 1: can go into the room and get your freaking Xbox?
Speaker 12: But I don't have anywhere else to play it because
Speaker 12: there's not enough outlets anywhere else. So long have you
Speaker 12: been long?
Speaker 1: Have you been out of your room for.
Speaker 12: About twenty five minutes? But like, I don't want to
Speaker 12: take a risk like that and walk in on something.
Speaker 12: I definitely don't want to see you know.
Speaker 1: Do you do you? I feel like you guys got
Speaker 1: to have a conversation about this though you was there
Speaker 1: ever a conversation where you established hey, this you know,
Speaker 1: because I don't think either of you is being a
Speaker 1: dick right now. I don't know why you seem a
Speaker 1: little hung up on the fact that he's gay, but.
Speaker 12: Well, no, it's not that at all, Like I have
Speaker 12: nothing against that, Like I support him being happy and everything.
Speaker 12: But like when I had a girl in the room
Speaker 12: one time, like two cooks to me, did everything that
Speaker 12: I could have asked me to do, but I just
Speaker 12: didn't look at my phone, and I don't know what
Speaker 12: to do because that could be the same situation. I
Speaker 12: just don't want to interrupt anything good going for me.
Speaker 1: Now, have you what I was gonna say? Have you
Speaker 1: had this conversation with him about like.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: What what to do if he wants to use the
Speaker 1: room to have sex, if you want to use the
Speaker 1: room to have sex with the perimeters are around that.
Speaker 12: I mean, we've never heard conversation before together, because like
Speaker 12: it's just two different things, Like I don't know, you
Speaker 12: gotta have that.
Speaker 1: I think that's what you got. That's your problem is
Speaker 1: you don't you you don't you. You need a system,
Speaker 1: you need some ground rules set. You don't have any.
Speaker 1: You don't have a system. You gotta look, I mean
Speaker 1: look to where are you right now?
Speaker 12: I'm my friend's doore right now?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I think to look tonight, I think you take the L.
Speaker 1: I think you take the L tonight. But then tomorrow
Speaker 1: morning you have you have the conversation with it, and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, hey, god, we look, we need a
Speaker 1: little bit of rules here. Yeah, I mean this time,
Speaker 1: you get the thing this time, and then set some rules.
Speaker 1: And then if he starts breaking the rules, then he's
Speaker 1: being a dick and you have the right to be mad.
Speaker 1: But if there's no rules for him to even break,
Speaker 1: then then I don't think either he was in the writing.
Speaker 1: You got to set some rules.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean we both talked about it before and everything, like,
Speaker 12: I don't know, it's just hard because I definitely don't
Speaker 12: want to cock blog him the second night in the
Speaker 12: route because that's just hard for him.
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, everything again, take that, Just take the
Speaker 1: L tonight, take take down, go go go. The conflict
Speaker 1: avoidant rout and then you set up the rules in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Of course. What does he say your name was Tyson?
Speaker 1: You have a good night, Tyson. Thanks for calling in
Speaker 1: and you know, good luck and.
Speaker 12: Thank you good luck for your help, like it helped
Speaker 12: a lot, Like I'm listening to my friends of the night,
Speaker 12: like just just really helpful. Thank you very much for sure.
Speaker 1: Man, have a good night, you too, by bye.
Speaker 3: See you.
Speaker 7: Call from Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Tiffany. Yes, hello, Tiffany.
Speaker 5: Hi, this is the terrafy got go.
Speaker 1: Yeah is this Tiffany?
Speaker 7: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: What are you What are you doing right now? Tiffany?
Speaker 5: I am sitting here with a friend and we decided
Speaker 5: to give you a call.
Speaker 1: Well, what's your relationship? Like with your friends?
Speaker 5: We work together?
Speaker 1: Actually, what do you guys do?
Speaker 5: We are servers at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Did you and you met at the restaurant?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We met through the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Did you start working there before or after the world exploded?
Speaker 5: Before and ever since the world exploded, it's been very stressful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tiffany, Can I ask you and your what's your
Speaker 1: friend's name?
Speaker 5: My friend's name is Erica.
Speaker 1: Tiffany Erica, can I ask you guys a question?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: What our thoughts?
Speaker 5: What our thoughts? It's something that people have too many of.
Speaker 5: I feel like.
Speaker 1: You feel like you have too many thoughts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I care too much sometimes?
Speaker 12: What do you?
Speaker 1: What do you care? What do you what do you think?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Tiffany, what do you think about when you're you know, thinking?
Speaker 5: Well, when I'm thinking, I think about all the ways
Speaker 5: that I can help people and help the world and
Speaker 5: see becoming a more positive place. And you know, just
Speaker 5: a lot of people are scared and hurt and have
Speaker 5: toxic mindsets out there, and it just makes me feel
Speaker 5: like I should just shut down sometimes since and it
Speaker 5: feels like my good goes to a waste.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to talk to Erica because my
Speaker 1: hope because what you just said was super altruistic, and
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that, Like I ask Erica what she thinks,
Speaker 1: and she's like, what I Everything I think about is
Speaker 1: pussy money.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to pass you over to Erica
Speaker 5: and then you can ask her.
Speaker 13: Okay, hello Erica.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can ask you a question.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you can ask me a question.
Speaker 1: What are thoughts?
Speaker 15: I feel like you're kind of putting me on the spot.
Speaker 15: But thoughts are just something that people normally do to
Speaker 15: get through the day.
Speaker 1: Do you have a lot of thoughts?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I would say, you know, I have quite a few.
Speaker 1: What do you think about when you have thoughts?
Speaker 15: Probably mostly like random things. I have a lot of
Speaker 15: random thoughts. I kind of go from thought to thought often.
Speaker 1: What do you think about right now?
Speaker 15: Right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm kind of just thinking how to answer your question.
Speaker 1: Can I give you like can I give you like
Speaker 1: a little if? Can I give you like ten seconds
Speaker 1: of space real quick?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 6: That's fine, Okay.
Speaker 1: What were you thinking about in those ten seconds?
Speaker 15: I was thinking about if you were counting to ten?
Speaker 1: Holy fucking shit, I was counting to ten.
Speaker 15: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was doing. I was, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what else I was thinking? I was thinking
Speaker 1: at the end, I was you know, it is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I swear I was not making this up, Erica. I
Speaker 1: was literally in my head. I was like, I was
Speaker 1: counting to ten, and then at the very when I
Speaker 1: got to like nine, I was thinking, Oh, she's gonna
Speaker 1: ask me what I was thinking about, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to have to tell her that I wasn't thinking about
Speaker 1: anything that I was counting to ten.
Speaker 15: I really was just thinking, if you are counted? I
Speaker 15: just wanted to Okay, cool, we're on the same.
Speaker 1: Thing a little. I guess, well, we're both kind of
Speaker 1: in the moment right now. We're not thinking.
Speaker 11: Extern Yeah, you guys are good at that.
Speaker 1: Okay. So Erica is good at being in the moment,
Speaker 1: But Tiffany, you say you're not. You say you need
Speaker 1: to work on it. Yeah, well, but how do you know?
Speaker 1: And look I this, how do you know that maybe
Speaker 1: like this, the fact that you're not thinking about what
Speaker 1: you're doing in the moment is a sign that like
Speaker 1: you're in the.
Speaker 11: Wrong moment, you know, that could be a thing.
Speaker 5: That's an interesting way to put it.
Speaker 1: Like you're always thinking about how can you help the world?
Speaker 1: Right Yeah, what do you feel like you could be
Speaker 1: doing it helps the world?
Speaker 5: I feel like I could probably be a lot.
Speaker 9: Nicer to me.
Speaker 1: You think you could be a lot nicer to people
Speaker 1: that are mean to you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I feel like people that are mean just
Speaker 5: for having their own problems going on and they're having
Speaker 5: a hard time being in the moment as well. So
Speaker 5: It's like, you know, the little kindness could probably go
Speaker 5: far on bulls.
Speaker 1: See what That's kind of what I was thinking about
Speaker 1: by that is like, if you feel like if you
Speaker 1: were in the midst of like, and if you were
Speaker 1: in the midst of like performing some kind of altruistic act,
Speaker 1: if that was the moment for you to be in,
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be in that moment more
Speaker 1: than if you were doing anything else.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 1: I'm just sick thinking a lot. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, but.
Speaker 11: Sometimes when you think out lives, that's how you figure
Speaker 11: shit out.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: Now, Erica, you do you not care about people? Or
Speaker 1: you just don't care about people as much as Tiffany?
Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't look because I I
Speaker 1: don't care about people. I definitely don't care about people
Speaker 1: as much as Tiffany does. I will see Tiffany just
Speaker 1: seems way more altruistic.
Speaker 6: I sometimes I do it. I guess it just depends
Speaker 6: on the person. But I'm also very good at not
Speaker 6: caring about them when they don't deserve it. I guess.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you how do you determine if someone deserves
Speaker 1: to be cared about?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 6: I kind of judge how they act and how they
Speaker 6: treat other people, and then if they're bad people, I'm
Speaker 6: not going to be very nice to them because they
Speaker 6: are bad people.
Speaker 1: Do you do you agree with this, Tiffany?
Speaker 5: I try to be more like that.
Speaker 11: But I also understand it from a different perspective as well,
Speaker 11: in the sense that people don't act out mean or
Speaker 11: irrational is just out of randomness, like normally it stems
Speaker 11: from somewhere.
Speaker 14: So I try to be.
Speaker 11: More mindful of that. Yeah, then be more mindful of
Speaker 11: that makes me feel kind of crazy sometimes because and
Speaker 11: I kind of put myself on the back burner.
Speaker 1: You know what, this is kind of a real these
Speaker 1: are This is like that's the way. That's not how
Speaker 1: I act, but that's how I think. You know, how
Speaker 1: you have like your what you think you should do,
Speaker 1: and then like your morals and shit and then what
Speaker 1: you actually do. Yeah, Like all right, you ever seen
Speaker 1: like my favorite moments in movies are like when the
Speaker 1: hero saves the villain, like in Toy Story three, Like
Speaker 1: when you know, have you ever seen Toy Story three?
Speaker 1: You know, when lots of hugging bear like he like
Speaker 1: he revealed himself as being like fuck these guys, and
Speaker 1: he sent them down into the sores or whatever it was,
Speaker 1: and and lots of hugging Bear is about to get
Speaker 1: killed by the fire. He's like about to get killed
Speaker 1: by the trash incinerator and and and everyone and everyone
Speaker 1: fucking escapes except him. And then but but you know
Speaker 1: what he does is he goes back and he saves
Speaker 1: lots of hugging Bear, and then lots of hugging Bear
Speaker 1: goes up first. And then he doesn't save Woody. What
Speaker 1: he saves him, He still doesn't do it. But you
Speaker 1: know why what he saved him? Because what he's a
Speaker 1: fucking ultruist. Because that's that's that's that's just what he does.
Speaker 8: Do.
Speaker 1: I love that ship, like like when he man saves Skeletor,
Speaker 1: even though Skeletor is a fucking asshole. I look at
Speaker 1: that stuff and I really, I really respect it. But
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do it in real life.
Speaker 11: It's exhausting, exhausting.
Speaker 5: I agree, Yeah, made me feel like I need to
Speaker 5: go watch Story Toy Story again.
Speaker 1: He should is a good movie. Tiffany Erica, thank you
Speaker 1: guys for calling in. And I hope, uh, I hope
Speaker 1: this was this was worth doing?
Speaker 12: Of course?
Speaker 5: Things nice? Yeah, thanks for talking to us.
Speaker 10: I think we're gonna go watch Toy Story three.
Speaker 1: Now, absolutely, And you know, tell me, you know, let
Speaker 1: me know what you think.
Speaker 5: All right, sounds good, we'll call it.
Speaker 1: Yeah sometimes okay, I guys, good.
Speaker 7: Night, come from Carl.
Speaker 1: Kah, Carl, Carl. Boh, hi Carl. Okay, sorry, yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You doing what I mean? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 16: No, I've had this fault for a while, all right,
Speaker 16: recently started watching the show Breaking Bad. Oh you know
Speaker 16: the stuff they're doing it?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 16: Have you seen it?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that the thought that you've been watching Breaking Bad?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 16: No, no, The thought is maybe I think I could
Speaker 16: do with Walter White?
Speaker 1: Does Enosh.
Speaker 3: Think?
Speaker 17: Do I think a lot about it?
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 16: I think I think maybe I could pull it off.
Speaker 16: I mean, I know, I know it's risky, but I
Speaker 16: think I think I can make some serious money. I'm
Speaker 16: so enough.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, how far away are you from
Speaker 1: the phone right now?
Speaker 18: I'm not that far away?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Wait? Now I can hear you? Okay, what makes you
Speaker 1: think you can do a Walder Wright does? What makes
Speaker 1: you feel like you have a similar skill set to him.
Speaker 16: Well, I mean, first of all, the Internet. I guess
Speaker 16: sometime in trouble just google and then someone will explain it.
Speaker 1: Also, but he will he had Internet in the show
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, and also I feel like the information
Speaker 1: that he had was not readily available on the Internet.
Speaker 9: Maybe.
Speaker 16: I mean, he's also a chemistry teacher, but I don't
Speaker 16: think he needs to be a chemistry teacher to sell
Speaker 16: mess I think I genuinely think I could do it.
Speaker 16: And I mean to show it explains how to do it.
Speaker 16: If I just sallow the show, I think I could
Speaker 16: do it and not get killed.
Speaker 1: I don't think the show explains how to do it
Speaker 1: as as in depth as you would need to know.
Speaker 16: I think it gets the job done, you know.
Speaker 1: And also, look, there's more than just There's more to
Speaker 1: it than just the the the what's the there's a
Speaker 1: god name? Where the logos of it?
Speaker 3: All? Right?
Speaker 1: There's the emotion involved a right, there's the motivation involved.
Speaker 1: He had Walter White had cancer. What's your motivation here?
Speaker 16: I just want money. I mean I don't I don't
Speaker 16: have cancer, but my money is to drive I need
Speaker 16: the money.
Speaker 1: What what else do you do. What do you do
Speaker 1: for money? Now? What do you currently do for money?
Speaker 12: Have a job?
Speaker 16: McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I mean you have a job at McDonald's.
Speaker 16: I don't like my job, That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Huh are you are you at McDonald's No.
Speaker 16: A McDonald's right now?
Speaker 1: But I mean like, are you, like, do you work
Speaker 1: at McDonald's right now?
Speaker 3: Yes? Uh?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? What do you? What
Speaker 1: do you? What would you do if you had like
Speaker 1: a lot of money? Like, what would you What are
Speaker 1: you trying to do with all this money?
Speaker 16: I think I probably pay for college right.
Speaker 9: Buy house.
Speaker 16: I think that's what I would do right now with
Speaker 16: the money if I had it.
Speaker 1: I'm curious where cooking meth was on the list of
Speaker 1: things that you thought about to make extra money. How
Speaker 1: far to the top was it in terms of the
Speaker 1: first things that you thought about.
Speaker 16: I mean, oh, no, I was just I was watching
Speaker 16: the show and I thought, I'm like, hey, Walter, why
Speaker 16: can do it? Jesse can do it? All those people
Speaker 16: in the show can do it. I mean, granted some
Speaker 16: of them are dead now, but I think I'd be
Speaker 16: able to pull it off. I would be able to
Speaker 16: cook and sell meth.
Speaker 1: I would you say your name was again?
Speaker 13: Pun?
Speaker 1: What did you say your name was again?
Speaker 2: Carl? Carl, Carl.
Speaker 1: I look, you might have sold yourself and at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, it's another person you need to sell.
Speaker 1: But you haven't sold me. You haven't. I don't think
Speaker 1: you've sold the chat I And again, as I said,
Speaker 1: you don't have to sell it. You don't have sell
Speaker 1: anyone but yourself, and of course the public who will
Speaker 1: be bought well, I mean, I got it's the private
Speaker 1: public who will be buying your product. But if you
Speaker 1: want my I mean I'm not I'm not sold here, Carl.
Speaker 1: I'm not sold that you have what it takes to
Speaker 1: do the job. And I'm not saying that because I
Speaker 1: think you're a bad guy. You seem like a perfectly
Speaker 1: reasonable guy, but well maybe not reasonable. In fact, you
Speaker 1: actually seem very unreasonable. But I'm not I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: not sold, Carl. I don't think. I don't think you
Speaker 1: could do it?
Speaker 13: Why not?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: Real quick?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on? Can I can I ask you a
Speaker 1: quick question?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are thoughts?
Speaker 20: Carl?
Speaker 16: Thoughts are stuff I think in my head, like the
Speaker 16: thought of me more's so messy.
Speaker 9: That's the thought.
Speaker 16: Maybe you don't have the thought, but I do.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna say to you, Carl,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you, man, I mean, look, but
Speaker 1: I would say best, I'd say, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: best of luck on your journey towards making money, But
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can give you best of
Speaker 1: luck on your journey towards making meth, because I believe
Speaker 1: that you can make money, but I don't think you
Speaker 1: could make math. And I want nothing more than to
Speaker 1: be proven wrong and for you to come to my
Speaker 1: house and kill me after you've assembled a you know,
Speaker 1: whole whole underground militia, and I want you to. I
Speaker 1: want your final act of venions to be like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go kill the stupid gecko twitch streamer man who
Speaker 1: told me I couldn't do this, and when I have
Speaker 1: my foot on his neck, I'm gonna play him a youth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play him the Twitch clip of him telling
Speaker 1: me right now that I can't make meth. And I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope you get that moment for you, But as
Speaker 1: as it currently stands, I do not believe that. I
Speaker 1: don't think you could do it, but I hope that
Speaker 1: you prove wrong, Carl not. I mean, look, it's illegal,
Speaker 1: and I and I don't endorse it, but you know
Speaker 1: I endorse your happiness.
Speaker 6: Mhm.
Speaker 16: Look, you you don't have to worry about me coming
Speaker 16: to you and killing you. Okay, if if I do,
Speaker 16: if this does work out, if I do sell mass
Speaker 16: successful successfully.
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll come to your house.
Speaker 16: I'm not gonna kill you.
Speaker 13: Let me just drop by, see hi.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know, you know, you know
Speaker 1: if you were you know. Yeah. But Walter White initially
Speaker 1: was doing it to support his family, and then he
Speaker 1: changed his motivations. So I'm not talking. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: care what you say to me, because you're not gonna
Speaker 1: be the same person. If you pull this off successfully,
Speaker 1: which I don't think you will, you're gonna be a
Speaker 1: completely different person. You're gonna completely different motivations. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have completely different things driving you. I mean, the Kevin
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if you've seen the show,
Speaker 1: but he changes and and I'm not gonna be talking
Speaker 1: to you. I'm gonna be talking to you after you've
Speaker 1: completed your arc and I don't know that guy. You
Speaker 1: don't know that guy, and I'm frank. Am I scared
Speaker 1: of that man? Theoretically I would be, but I am
Speaker 1: currently not because I don't think you will become that man.
Speaker 1: Because I don't think you can do this. Okay, Carl,
Speaker 1: I wish you the best of luck and thank you
Speaker 1: for calling in.
Speaker 3: Mm hm yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean you can do other things, Carl. There's plenty
Speaker 1: of things that you can do. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's one of them. Hey, this is Liele again.
Speaker 1: It's not not in This is not a clip from
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Speaker 1: all right, thanks you for helping me eat food and
Speaker 1: live in a place. Okay, all right, enough of me,
Speaker 1: enough with this, It's back to the back to the calls. Hello, hello, hello, hello,
Speaker 1: how are you? Who are you? Why are you think?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Hold on? What do you think?
Speaker 1: Your purpose in life is?
Speaker 19: Well, my purpose of life since about an hour ago
Speaker 19: was trying to contact a therapy gecko.
Speaker 18: So mm hmmm, I guess I'm at the end.
Speaker 1: Well that makes sense. I mean, like right, like your
Speaker 1: your daily tasks or like what you're doing in the
Speaker 1: moment is the purpose of your life for that moment,
Speaker 1: the thing that you're involved in that's flowed you know
Speaker 1: about that when you're fully involved in the task at hand.
Speaker 1: For the past hour, you've been fully involved in the
Speaker 1: task at hand, which is to call me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what was your Do you remember what your purpose was
Speaker 1: before that?
Speaker 18: Uh?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 2: Kyle?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. What do you? What do you? What do
Speaker 1: you do all day? Kyle?
Speaker 5: H all day?
Speaker 12: I mean all day?
Speaker 19: Various various tacts and activities.
Speaker 1: Like what get one of them?
Speaker 12: But there's so many.
Speaker 19: I actually can't keep track of them. It's like so much.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, look there's there's a question right, something about dreams.
Speaker 1: But now, okay, but I feel like now I feel
Speaker 1: like we've gotten to a point where I'm more interested
Speaker 1: in where we're at with this now than I am
Speaker 1: in this question. I mean, we'll get we can get
Speaker 1: to the question. Are you nervous? Right now? Are you nervous?
Speaker 1: Don't be nervous. There's no reason we're just I promise.
Speaker 13: You don't even make.
Speaker 1: The chat the chat just yeah, you just forget about
Speaker 1: all of it. Doesn't matter. I look, we're all just computers, right,
Speaker 1: I'm on my computer. Everyone in the chats, we're just
Speaker 1: all people on the computer. It doesn't matter. Don't even
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Kyle?
Speaker 1: What you do all day?
Speaker 19: I told you I do many things?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're being you're being purposely vague.
Speaker 19: Well do you want me to list every single thing?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Yes? Now I do.
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 19: I brushed my teeth.
Speaker 18: That's the thing I do.
Speaker 13: Okay, we got one.
Speaker 19: Sometimes I eat, sometimes I drink, okay, also breathe. Okay,
Speaker 19: those are very I think a lot of people do
Speaker 19: those things.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 1: Do you remember where you were at three pm today?
Speaker 19: Three pm, h three p m.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 19: Okay, I know what I was doing at noon.
Speaker 5: I can tell you.
Speaker 1: That perfect, perfect Okay.
Speaker 19: At noon, I was playing with.
Speaker 9: My in my backyard.
Speaker 1: You're playing in your You're playing in your backyard, yeah,
Speaker 1: with with with who or by yourself? I mean, yeah, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you were talking dog.
Speaker 13: Yeah I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that because of the backyard thing, every everything.
Speaker 1: If I had to make a theory about you based
Speaker 1: on the information or lack of information that you have
Speaker 1: given me, I would be willing to believe that you
Speaker 1: are a talking dog.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 19: I mean the thing about the Internet is that no
Speaker 19: one knows you're a dog.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is true exactly. That's part of that's that
Speaker 1: is an element of my theory. Yeah, how I imagine.
Speaker 13: Is valid.
Speaker 19: I don't think you're going to have any proof proof.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is an unproven theory.
Speaker 19: Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm saying it's valid.
Speaker 1: Saying. Okay, you're saying the theory is valid. Do you
Speaker 1: agree with me? Can you confirm nor can you confirm
Speaker 1: or deny this? You play in the backyard. So far,
Speaker 1: you have not listed anything when I asked you what
Speaker 1: you've done today. You haven't listed anything that a dog
Speaker 1: can't do except what you're doing right now. We're just talking.
Speaker 1: But you ate, you slept, you brushed your teeth.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been seeing some Instagram ads lately though, for little
Speaker 1: dog toothbrushes, so I'm not counting it out yet. You've
Speaker 1: not done anything yet that I don't think a dog
Speaker 1: could fully do. Okay, you've eaten, you've slept, you've drank.
Speaker 1: Dogs can drink. You played in the backyard. Dogs do
Speaker 1: that all the time. Can you confirm or deny that
Speaker 1: you're a dog?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll say it.
Speaker 19: I'll say it again, all right.
Speaker 9: I could, but.
Speaker 19: I don't feel comfortable doing so at this time.
Speaker 1: Kyle, do you hate this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 19: Okay, I'm loving this, to be honest, like, really, this
Speaker 19: is this is this is good.
Speaker 16: I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: It's your tail wagon.
Speaker 19: I'm learning, I'm.
Speaker 5: Learning a lot.
Speaker 19: Let me ask you the question real quick. I shared
Speaker 19: some of the things that I typically do in a day,
Speaker 19: you know, and you know you reckonings and things. You
Speaker 19: know dogs do.
Speaker 2: Can gecko see these things?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a special kind of gecko in the sense
Speaker 1: of you'res a special kind of dog. Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: I think that you and me have in common. You're Kyle,
Speaker 1: I'm Lyle. You're a dog. I'm a gecko. H This
Speaker 1: is our arc. This is our arc. Is that you
Speaker 1: were like the well you're the ant, You're like you
Speaker 1: could I think you could be my brother maybe maybe,
Speaker 1: because I mean we have a lot in common, I
Speaker 1: mean except where we're sort of opposite, because I mean, look,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I. You know, look, I try to
Speaker 1: give a lot of myself. I try to reveal. I
Speaker 1: reveal plenty of personal information all the time, and you don't.
Speaker 1: But I think it's the contrasting elements that make us
Speaker 1: who we are. But yet we have things in common,
Speaker 1: such as we both are animals. And but your and
Speaker 1: your name is Lyle, Kyle and my name is Lyle. Yeah, well, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you I peed on a tree before I got on stream. Awesome,
Speaker 1: and I got a little bit of it on the soup,
Speaker 1: but I wiped it off beforehand so no one would notice.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
Speaker 1: Hate it when that happens.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, Kyle, you and I are definitely brothers, and I
Speaker 1: will say that I think that you deserve a treat
Speaker 1: after this, and you know what, God damn it, I
Speaker 1: deserve a treat after this. So we'll work that out
Speaker 1: between us.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love you, Kyle.
Speaker 14: I love you too.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you again soon.
Speaker 17: Hopefully.
Speaker 13: Go teat yourself.
Speaker 1: Thank you, good night?
Speaker 8: How from Anna?
Speaker 1: Anna?
Speaker 2: My mom?
Speaker 1: Anna? Yes? You know what Anna? You are correct?
Speaker 6: You are on? Hi?
Speaker 1: Hello? Anna?
Speaker 21: How are you?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 1: I'm all right? How are you?
Speaker 21: That's great? I'm doing okay?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 21: Yeah? Doing the best we can.
Speaker 1: What's what do you think? Is you at your absolute best?
Speaker 21: When I just feel like genuinely happy and no anxiety?
Speaker 1: Okay with you? Are you're absolute worst?
Speaker 21: Just not feeling my best and anxiety and feeling sad
Speaker 21: and stressed?
Speaker 1: Do you think things that never were can find their
Speaker 1: way to be.
Speaker 21: In what context?
Speaker 1: No specific context?
Speaker 4: I hope.
Speaker 21: So there has to be some sort of rhythm to
Speaker 21: the universe.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, don't be sorry. One thing about the stream
Speaker 1: is that you never ever have to apologize to me. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: And I can ask you an important question, Yes, have
Speaker 1: you ever had any nightmares?
Speaker 21: I have. I had a recurring set of nightmares when
Speaker 21: I was in high school. I worked at Panera, the
Speaker 21: soup and bread place, and it was like a nightmare
Speaker 21: of a job. And after I quit for at least
Speaker 21: like almost two years after, I had recurring nightmares where
Speaker 21: I would be late for my shifts or I would
Speaker 21: be working there again and it'd be like super early
Speaker 21: on a Sunday and I woke up late and I
Speaker 21: had to go and I was and trapped in a
Speaker 21: Panera dream cycle, similar.
Speaker 1: To the the call that the previous callers Acid Thought loop,
Speaker 1: you were in a you were an Acid Panera loop.
Speaker 21: Well, without the answer, I could relate to that in
Speaker 21: terms of bread and soup, is there.
Speaker 1: A particular type of bread or type of soup that
Speaker 1: if you were to consume it would give you flashbacks
Speaker 1: or PTSD?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 21: I used to super like like the food before I
Speaker 21: started working there, and now I could really only stomach
Speaker 21: the chicken noodle, the broccoli chatter, the smell of broccoli chatter, the.
Speaker 2: Look of it.
Speaker 21: It It really brings me back.
Speaker 1: What's the worst thing that you've ever seen go down?
Speaker 1: Or panera?
Speaker 21: I think for me was we had like some pretty
Speaker 21: unhinged employees when I was working there. I was at
Speaker 21: like sixteen and I had brought something back to one
Speaker 21: of my coworkers. It was a sandwich and I was like, hey,
Speaker 21: this is just wrong. Can we really make this? And
Speaker 21: he he was like probably early thirties. He turned and
Speaker 21: he threw a fork at me, and I had like
Speaker 21: a prong shaped bruise in my back for a week.
Speaker 21: Like he violently threw a fork at me.
Speaker 1: And for a prong shaved bruise that fork had do
Speaker 1: it very cleanly on the fork side hit you.
Speaker 21: Yeah, he kind of he was a lot taller than me,
Speaker 21: so when he turned to like throw it at me,
Speaker 21: I kind of like bent and ducked a little and
Speaker 21: it hit me in the back and he kind of
Speaker 21: threw it down at me. I.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of how like did this man
Speaker 1: have any like background in like throwing knives or was
Speaker 1: he military or because I mean, that's not a that's
Speaker 1: not a civilian style fork throw. That seemed that sounded
Speaker 1: like it was from a trained person.
Speaker 21: I mean, I don't know. I think he probably just
Speaker 21: got lucky, but it wasn't lucky for me.
Speaker 1: He could have gotten lucky, but I maybe he learned
Speaker 1: how to do it on YouTube or something. But that
Speaker 1: was that's too clean of a shot, I think, because
Speaker 1: I would think that throwing a fork at someone because
Speaker 1: it would because there's the end of the fork. I mean,
Speaker 1: it would have to be like at a smack ninety
Speaker 1: degree angle to the fork.
Speaker 6: Hmmm.
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm not sure what happened there with the physics
Speaker 21: of it, but I had a picture. I wish I
Speaker 21: still had it of it, like my.
Speaker 1: Yes, me, Oh what the hell? Damn, that's a shame.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck. He that he fucking threw a I think
Speaker 1: I think I think fork guy had something to do
Speaker 1: with that. Just now he found her, dude, he forked her.
Speaker 1: She got forked. He forked the call away, that call
Speaker 1: got forked, that car got forced as hell?
Speaker 6: How fun?
Speaker 1: Liam, Liam?
Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, I mean, I mean a bit of a
Speaker 3: bit of a people here. I've got some bit of
Speaker 3: a like emotional distraught. So let me let me just
Speaker 3: let me just let you know what happened. So have
Speaker 3: you ever heard of a upper decker before?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 22: Yeah, I have, Like when you Yeah, So basically I
Speaker 22: I thought I was. I was drunk the other night
Speaker 22: and I was like, oh, let me just we go
Speaker 22: do an upper decko in the toilet, right, And then
Speaker 22: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, how do you do another?
Speaker 3: You know it? Oh? Well, basically you you you uh
Speaker 3: do your business in the in the upstairs or in
Speaker 3: the tank of the toilet. You know. That's why it's
Speaker 3: called up a decade.
Speaker 1: It's like, why would you do that? Was beneficial about that?
Speaker 3: It's just a thing. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's a thing around you for you are.
Speaker 1: It's just I think the problem is that I think
Speaker 1: your problem is that you're being pressured by the cannon
Speaker 1: of life. You know what I'm saying to you. Your
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you're pressured into thinking that whatever you
Speaker 1: what the thing that you just described is like a
Speaker 1: normal thing that people do. Was absolutely not. And I
Speaker 1: think that you need to take a little bit of
Speaker 1: time for some independent thought as to what you're actually
Speaker 1: doing and decide for yourself if it benefits you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty proud to peer pressure sometimes.
Speaker 1: So that's what I would do. I would, I would,
Speaker 1: I would write down. It takes some independent thought as
Speaker 1: to what pooping in the top part of a toilet
Speaker 1: has to bring to your life in terms of value.
Speaker 1: And if after completing that thought process you find the
Speaker 1: answer is nothing, I think you should stop doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense. I understand. Well,
Speaker 3: thank you probably give me the best bit of adress
Speaker 3: giving me.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to hear that.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you too.
Speaker 2: Good Night night.
Speaker 8: All from Andrew.
Speaker 1: Andrew.
Speaker 17: Mister get go man?
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you, mister Andrew Man?
Speaker 17: I'm okay, I'm a lot better now. I got a problem,
Speaker 17: uh intestinally are you? Are you a doctor?
Speaker 1: I am? I want you to do me, do me
Speaker 1: a favor.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Are you watching the stream right now?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you looking at the stream? Yeah, well you look
Speaker 1: at me. I want you to think about what I
Speaker 1: look like.
Speaker 10: I am.
Speaker 17: I think you look like a doctor.
Speaker 1: If you think I look like a doctor, you might
Speaker 1: need a doctor.
Speaker 20: Okay, doctor, I got a problem, all right? Whispro I
Speaker 20: had diarrhea like fucking five times today? Okay, it's awful,
Speaker 20: like it's.
Speaker 9: All day long.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 17: Usually if I get it, there's like a round two.
Speaker 17: But I had on to like two times. Uh, how
Speaker 17: are you?
Speaker 1: Did you? What did you google? The first thing I
Speaker 1: would have done is I would have googled what to
Speaker 1: do when you have diarrhea?
Speaker 17: Yeah, all right, you google it?
Speaker 1: No google you know here, google it right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: what what's the saying?
Speaker 20: Oh uh.
Speaker 22: Uh uh to.
Speaker 17: Uh take some medicine?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of what?
Speaker 17: What kind of medicine like anti diarrectic medicine?
Speaker 1: Fucking genius.
Speaker 17: I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you too.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 17: I gotta go to the bathroom again.
Speaker 12: I'll see you later.
Speaker 1: All right, have a good night.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know why these things are taboo. I don't
Speaker 1: know why we can't talk about poop. Everyone poops. We
Speaker 1: learned we read that book right when we were young,
Speaker 1: and ever since then we haven't really talked about it.
Speaker 1: We haven't really talked about poop. When you're a kid,
Speaker 1: you know, there's there's literature about it, there's people, people
Speaker 1: talk about it. People, your parents discuss it with you,
Speaker 1: They discuss poop. But as you get older, poop becomes
Speaker 1: more of a taboo subject.
Speaker 8: Why all from yeah, miya, you did it?
Speaker 1: You called in? Oh him, how are you hi?
Speaker 10: I'm good. It's it's mea was a bee. I just
Speaker 10: got my listom teeth out?
Speaker 1: Oh ship, how are you doing?
Speaker 10: Oh? Not good? That's why I called.
Speaker 1: Have we spoken before? Me with a bee?
Speaker 20: No?
Speaker 10: Well I've I've messaged you, but I've never called you before.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you said I got your pack. I went
Speaker 1: to the bike got your package today, Mia with a B.
Speaker 1: Thank you for I was waiting to open it, but
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 10: Oh good luck opening it's it's it's weird, all right?
Speaker 1: So you got your wisdom teeth out?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was that was it? Was it worth it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 10: At first I went to the dentist office and they
Speaker 10: I was in the chair and they were like, oh
Speaker 10: and they started like messing with all the laughing gass stuff.
Speaker 1: What do you mean messing with it?
Speaker 10: They're like poking at it and like turning it and stuff,
Speaker 10: and they're like, look, it looked like they were confused,
Speaker 10: and that got me a little worried. So I started
Speaker 10: kind of freaking out and they're like, oh no, it's okay,
Speaker 10: it's okay, and they said that something was wrong with it,
Speaker 10: and I was like, oh, oh god. So I was
Speaker 10: sitting in a chair like hyperventilating because I was really scared.
Speaker 10: But eventually they brought in some laughing gas and it worked.
Speaker 10: But the whole time I was pretty aware of what
Speaker 10: was going on, and it was it was terrifying. And
Speaker 10: then I was I bent in pain for like six hours.
Speaker 1: So but those those fuckers are gone. The wisdom teeth,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have him here.
Speaker 10: Let me go, let me go grab them and I'll
Speaker 10: shake them so you can hear him.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen of the of the jury. We're getting
Speaker 1: so we're getting some real teeth shaking here.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ready, ready, Yeah, sound like teeth to me.
Speaker 10: Yeah, sure, are these our teeth? So yeah, that's oh, actually,
Speaker 10: funny story. My one of my teachers really wants to
Speaker 10: wants me to show him to the class.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, what's the class.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm in a government class?
Speaker 1: Is it like on zoom?
Speaker 10: Yeah? So I told him, sorry, if I'm a little
Speaker 10: missed up right now, I'm in a lot of pain,
Speaker 10: but I just thought it would distract me if I
Speaker 10: called you. But Anyways, what I was saying was, yeah,
Speaker 10: he he's a weird guy, so he wants me to
Speaker 10: show my teeth.
Speaker 1: One in the chat said, that's a weird teacher. I agree, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's although you know what, it would be weird. I
Speaker 1: think it's a lot less weird that if you don't
Speaker 1: even make it way weird if the teeth were still
Speaker 1: in your mouth.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, No, he just wanted you to show.
Speaker 1: If he said, hey, can you do your favorite Can
Speaker 1: you show the entire class your teeth? Oh there's some
Speaker 1: really nice teeth there. Can you just show them to
Speaker 1: the class? You smile at the class. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: at least you know, the teeth are out of the
Speaker 1: the mouth when he wants to see him. That makes
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it makes me a little less worried, to be
Speaker 10: quite honest.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what are you going to do?
Speaker 1: You got your wisdom teeth, Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 19: Now?
Speaker 2: Miya?
Speaker 1: You can do anything, now, that's the that's the last
Speaker 1: thing you ever have to do.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, Well I'm never going back to that dentist
Speaker 10: ever again. Plus they got my my paperwork wrong, so
Speaker 10: that was fun. They they really messed me up on
Speaker 10: that one.
Speaker 1: Does he want someone?
Speaker 12: Do you?
Speaker 1: Does he want to keep the teeth or just see them?
Speaker 10: Oh? No, no, no, I wanted to keep them. I
Speaker 10: had to keep them.
Speaker 1: What would you what would you let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question, what how much money could this professor offer?
Speaker 1: If this professor said to you, I'll give you five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for this teeth? What would you say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: For sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really what if you said you what if he called
Speaker 1: you into his office for like office at was like
Speaker 1: and was like and he was like, hey, I'll give
Speaker 1: you a passion grade if you give me this teeth.
Speaker 10: Oh my yes, of course I would you do that?
Speaker 10: I mean it would It would be a little weird,
Speaker 10: but I mean.
Speaker 1: Sure it would be you know, a slide. It would
Speaker 1: be slightly weird, I think. But what if you worse.
Speaker 10: For either a passing grade or five hundred dollars? I mean,
Speaker 10: who wouldn't give some of their teeth?
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't give someone Again, it's a very important
Speaker 1: distinction that they're out of the mouth, because if my
Speaker 1: if my professor came to me and said, I would
Speaker 1: give you a passing grade for your teeth, but he
Speaker 1: just wanted my fucking teeth. I didn't have some spare
Speaker 1: teeth on hand to give him. That would be a
Speaker 1: harder decision.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I think it would. Plus I don't see
Speaker 10: him in real life, so I can just put it
Speaker 10: up to the camera and people can maybe kind of
Speaker 10: see it with my blurry camera.
Speaker 1: So then they can take pictures.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, if he asks for pictures.
Speaker 1: He can take his own picture. So the tike screenshots
Speaker 1: of the zoom. This man's gonna pictures of your teeth.
Speaker 10: Mayah, wait, what did you say?
Speaker 1: Sorry, So this man's gonna have pictures of your teeth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean, are you cool with that?
Speaker 10: You want?
Speaker 1: You seem chill, you seem open, You seem like you
Speaker 1: don't mind people having pictures.
Speaker 10: If he offered me money or a passing grade, then yes.
Speaker 10: But if he just wanted pictures of my teeth for free,
Speaker 10: I probably wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: He's pirrating picture. He's bootlegging pictures of your teeth by
Speaker 1: screenshotting the zoom call. I would I would get some
Speaker 1: sort of thing. I would make sure that get a
Speaker 1: get a reverse proctor to make sure that your professor
Speaker 1: he's not taking pictures of your teeth before you. It's true,
Speaker 1: it'll probably be expensive.
Speaker 10: But yeah, yeah, maybe I can make No, this is weird,
Speaker 10: maybe I could. I'm not gonna actually do this, but
Speaker 10: I just thought of like a teeth only fan. Oh god,
Speaker 10: I don't want to think about that in never mind.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you know what a lot tonight.
Speaker 1: There's been a big there's been a big money there's
Speaker 1: been a big small business theme tonight. Actually think about it.
Speaker 1: Think that we had we had we had the math
Speaker 1: guy guy who wanted to start a small meth business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had the Paul kids. We had you doing your own,
Speaker 1: doing your teeth business. Yeah, there had to be one more.
Speaker 1: Am I forgetting anyone else that had a small business?
Speaker 10: M hmmm, I think that might have been it.
Speaker 1: Well, look, tonight's this. I think Mia, I think that
Speaker 1: it would be very entrepreneurial of you and I and
Speaker 1: I sign off on it. I think it's a good
Speaker 1: endeavor for you. I think it's nice for you to
Speaker 1: be making a little bit extra money, and I think
Speaker 1: you deserve it. And yeah, thanks thanks for calling in me.
Speaker 1: I hope that your teeth feel better. I hope that
Speaker 1: they're giving you plenty of you know drugs. Yeah, take
Speaker 1: some painkillers and you know resell that. That's a small business.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, okay, if anyone wants I'm just kidding. I'm
Speaker 10: just kidding it. I'm just don't I'm not going to
Speaker 10: get your banned.
Speaker 1: Is that gonna get me banned?
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll find out. I guess we Well, thanks for calling
Speaker 1: in me. I appreciate uh, your story. I hope you
Speaker 1: feel better. I hope this will. I hate to send
Speaker 1: you back into the pain, but it's okay.
Speaker 10: The pain killers have been working so far. They weren't
Speaker 10: at first, but now now it's kicking in.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 10: Well, I hope like my package that I sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited to open it. It's it's sitting right
Speaker 1: over here. We'll uh, we'll check it out on Friday.
Speaker 1: All right, mail hour, Thank you again for saving and
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, get all right later me up?
Speaker 18: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 20: Yuh?
Speaker 1: You know, not a whole lot, not a ton honestly.
Speaker 20: Can I call you?
Speaker 11: Get what?
Speaker 1: Can I call you?
Speaker 18: You can call me Brent?
Speaker 12: Brent mm hmm.
Speaker 18: I'd like to give a shout out real quick to
Speaker 18: my friend Luke. He's watching.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, what's what's what's he like?
Speaker 18: He is really funny. He is my next door neighbor in.
Speaker 1: College, so he was like your wacky college neighbor.
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, definitely, he was definitely my wacky college neighbor.
Speaker 1: What is the funniest thing Luke has ever done?
Speaker 18: So the way that I met him is we we
Speaker 18: lived so we lived in the same apartment like area,
Speaker 18: and he we we we went to a like a
Speaker 18: meet up, you know, for the apartment area, and he's
Speaker 18: I knew he was my next door neighbor, and me
Speaker 18: and my roommate were like, hey, we you know, we
Speaker 18: should play smash some time, and Luke goes, m maybe someday.
Speaker 15: I don't think.
Speaker 18: I don't think he was that interested.
Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing he's ever done.
Speaker 18: No, but it's just a funny story. He's in general,
Speaker 18: just pretty funny.
Speaker 6: All Right.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about Luke anymore. But Brent, Okay,
Speaker 1: you seem nice. I like you better. You've told me
Speaker 1: I like you better than Luke. You sound way better
Speaker 1: than Luke. Wow, sweet, you sound like a good person,
Speaker 1: because you know, I can talk because you've been so
Speaker 1: selfless here. You started off shouting out to Luke and
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I actually, I actually I
Speaker 1: don't care for Luke that much, but I like it
Speaker 1: because you've been so selfless. No, it's nothing, it has
Speaker 1: nothing against Luke. Look, I mean that's just how I
Speaker 1: feel about him. Now I could get more information about
Speaker 1: him from him. I don't like to, you know, judge
Speaker 1: people that I've never met before, but that's fair. I also,
Speaker 1: I'm liking you even as the more I tell you
Speaker 1: that I don't like Luke, the more disappointed you get
Speaker 1: on behalf of your friend. It makes me like you more.
Speaker 1: I'll just you, it's so much empathy is being demonstrated
Speaker 1: in your size of defeat. When I tell you that
Speaker 1: I don't like Luke, I.
Speaker 18: Mean I have a lot of like for Luke. I
Speaker 18: mean he was he was a part of my uh
Speaker 18: like grooms court in my wedding, you know. So it's like,
Speaker 18: you know, I like him.
Speaker 1: He's a cool guy.
Speaker 18: So to hear you saying you don't like him, I'm like,
Speaker 18: come on, man, you never even met him.
Speaker 1: You're right, I haven't met him. I haven't met him
Speaker 1: I'm not saying all right, I'd be opened, I'd be
Speaker 1: open to meeting Luke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I.
Speaker 13: Was just laughing in the check I saw Nuke Luke
Speaker 13: in the chat.
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you for this for the prime Hannah Clu
Speaker 1: you know, Hey, well here's this.
Speaker 9: I just.
Speaker 1: Frent You're such a sweetheart.
Speaker 18: That's really nice. Do you want me to answer your question?
Speaker 1: I forget what my question was.
Speaker 18: You askedell my wedding was.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, how was your wedding?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: It was good, it was fun.
Speaker 18: It was two years ago, and it was it was
Speaker 18: a really good time.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you said, I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 1: I just had this idea that I had to get out.
Speaker 1: I want to hear about your wife. I had to
Speaker 1: get this out here. I'm sorry for interrupting you. Luke
Speaker 1: is watching right now, right, Yeah, uh huh. Can he
Speaker 1: call you and then you merge the calls that I
Speaker 1: could talk to both of you?
Speaker 20: Sure?
Speaker 18: Yes, yeah, Luke call my call myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Luke call us cell.
Speaker 18: We can give him a couple of seconds here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll wait for Luke.
Speaker 13: This will be fun.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know yet, but I like I know,
Speaker 1: I know I like you again as i've I've I've
Speaker 1: made my pretty clear.
Speaker 13: Okay, I think I've merged the calls Luke.
Speaker 1: Kah oh, Luke, I've heard, I've I've heard so much
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what he's trying to sell me
Speaker 4: on twitch there?
Speaker 1: Do you think? What do you think about what he
Speaker 1: said about you?
Speaker 4: Oh? That's that story was kind of a while ago.
Speaker 4: I think, uh, oh, he he doesn't really have his marbles.
Speaker 9: Straight, you know.
Speaker 4: No, we we hang out a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Luke.
Speaker 13: You know, he's another really cool thing about lu he's
Speaker 13: really good at music. One time in college, we were
Speaker 13: sitting around and he had a keyboard, and you know,
Speaker 13: we're nerds and we play a lot of video games
Speaker 13: and stuff, and we were shouting out like, hey, Luke,
Speaker 13: play like this like a song that you'd hear in
Speaker 13: a video game, in an underwater boss level, and he
Speaker 13: would just like do it and it would sound like
Speaker 13: how it would sound.
Speaker 2: Like it was.
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 13: Impressive?
Speaker 1: Luke? Is this true?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean those just saying out with the dudes,
Speaker 4: find some music.
Speaker 13: I mean, he started, he started his You went to
Speaker 13: college on a on a piano scholarship.
Speaker 9: Right, Luke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we're both major and co of your science.
Speaker 3: But yeah that's music too.
Speaker 1: Okay, Looke, what I mean? I haven't heard you say
Speaker 1: anything about Brent. Brent s here telling me everything about you.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard you say a thing about Brent.
Speaker 4: Oh, Brent Man, he's like you know, he's like the
Speaker 4: day to my night. No, he's he just it was
Speaker 4: his charisma. He's one of my best friends. Really lovable,
Speaker 4: really likable. Came one. I mean he called you and
Speaker 4: started talking about me.
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that crazy? Luke?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't expect it.
Speaker 1: I know I've talked to Brent for longer than I've
Speaker 1: talked to you. But I know way more about you
Speaker 1: than I know about Brent.
Speaker 13: You want to hear something about me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I want to hear it from Luke.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, Brent, Brent brand where don't even start when
Speaker 4: you're the kind of the first or our friend group
Speaker 4: to get married.
Speaker 13: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 12: I think.
Speaker 4: Uh this Samana has it all, got the got the
Speaker 4: got the cool car.
Speaker 1: Oh what's up? Real quick shout out to Attorney Tom,
Speaker 1: thank you for the raid of my friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bran, Brent always makes you laugh. I feel like
Speaker 4: just relieve myself wrong.
Speaker 3: M.
Speaker 4: I think uh in college ill each other just about
Speaker 4: every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can bear. I can barely hear you. Luke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sah, I'll speak up.
Speaker 1: I mean the way I mean Brent talked with you.
Speaker 1: I had to turn Brent down when he was talking
Speaker 1: about you, talking about you. You know the way that
Speaker 1: people feel when they talk about themselves. You know how
Speaker 1: talking about yourself gives you, like said, serotonin and ship.
Speaker 1: I think there's something. I think there is something going
Speaker 1: on in something's fucked up in Brent's brain chemistry where
Speaker 1: he feels those feelings. But when he's talking about you.
Speaker 4: Luke, really, yeah, is there any way I can help him?
Speaker 1: Well, I think you gotta find that you I you
Speaker 1: know what you gotta do. You gotta go to a doctor.
Speaker 1: And the only way to make it up to him
Speaker 1: is you got to get your brain sucked up so
Speaker 1: you feel good when you talk about Brent.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm just a little more shy about our bromance.
Speaker 4: You know, people are watching sing weird stuff in the chat. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: they're looking for you. Luke's a little more timid, I would.
Speaker 1: Say, God, I love you guys so much.
Speaker 13: But it's funny though, because, like I feel like, once
Speaker 13: you get to know Luke, like he really opens up
Speaker 13: and he says some of like the funniest stuff. But
Speaker 13: this is a nice little group therapy session we got
Speaker 13: going on here.
Speaker 1: Absolutely listen, Luke, Brent. I wish you to the best
Speaker 1: of luck. You two are like chocolate and vanilla. You too,
Speaker 1: are like peanut butter and jelly. You two are like
Speaker 1: those two examples. We were fine. They were enough.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you guys soon and I'll love you
Speaker 1: and good luck with your bromance.
Speaker 9: I think we're all.
Speaker 1: We all, we all ship you for all of eternity.
Speaker 1: Take care for us. All right. That's it. That's the show.
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