Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey and
Speaker 1: you found the home with the second Date update. Yes,
Speaker 1: so quick question before we launched a brand new one.
Speaker 1: How many times is appropriate to go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: during a dinner date?
Speaker 2: Ode?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, honestly, jose I just wear a diaper and go.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as there's a center candle on
Speaker 1: the table, nod.
Speaker 3: I've done.
Speaker 1: Something to go with zero for Alexis jose Man, you're
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Definitely overdid it right now in
Speaker 1: a brand new second Date update.
Speaker 2: Second Date Update? Is there any place on Earth more
Speaker 2: difficult to navigate than the world of dating apps, at
Speaker 2: least in this day and age. Yeah, maybe it was
Speaker 2: easier a few years ago, but now there are land
Speaker 2: mines everywhere.
Speaker 1: You know. Honestly, I'm pretty grateful for him, because I
Speaker 1: don't think we could do these many second Date updates
Speaker 1: without true the dire atmosphere that this is.
Speaker 2: Thank you to everybody sacrifice out there. Without what you do,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't have jobs but for a guy. If you
Speaker 2: do come across a person who's attractive and seems mentally
Speaker 2: stable ish and she's not a bot, your chances of
Speaker 2: landing a phone number are points zero zero zero zero one.
Speaker 2: So I want to talk to a real life hero
Speaker 2: who beat those odds and actually locked down a date.
Speaker 2: The Rudy of dating apps. His name is Luke. His
Speaker 2: name's Luke.
Speaker 3: You started with Rudy and I was going to give
Speaker 3: him a Rudy interest. That's what you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. We messed up your intro, Luke, but
Speaker 2: else's name to it?
Speaker 3: You got you know the movie, you know the scene.
Speaker 5: This is great. I haven't felt that welcome in a
Speaker 5: long time.
Speaker 2: Yes, Luke, you are an inspiration to millions of people listening.
Speaker 2: Right now, we are hoisting you up on our shoulders,
Speaker 2: carrying you all over this room. Just please tell us
Speaker 2: how you did this?
Speaker 5: Well, I met this girl online and.
Speaker 2: That's what we were talking about for a while.
Speaker 3: You know what he did it by being a smooth talker.
Speaker 2: How did you get a date with a girl after
Speaker 2: meeting her online?
Speaker 6: Oh? I don't want to pat myself on the back,
Speaker 6: but she's pretty hot.
Speaker 5: I had to rise it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a line you like to use
Speaker 1: or would you want to be more vague.
Speaker 2: With us about it?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: She asked me, like what I was up to, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know, saving a cat from a tree?
Speaker 5: No big deal?
Speaker 2: Is that what you said?
Speaker 3: That was the joke?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta laugh. And I told her a couple
Speaker 5: other things, like, oh, I had to deliver the cat
Speaker 5: to an orphanage, and.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're the hero.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, I'm a perfect guy.
Speaker 1: But it's obviously all obviously stole the cat from the
Speaker 1: family who is waiting for it under the tree.
Speaker 5: And don't give away trade secret.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Sorry. So, by the way, have we learned this
Speaker 2: girl's name yet?
Speaker 5: Claire?
Speaker 3: Claire?
Speaker 2: Claire?
Speaker 3: Okay, hot Claire.
Speaker 2: So you managed to get her to agree to a
Speaker 2: date with you, which already huge, huge, huge success. So
Speaker 2: tell us how the actual date went.
Speaker 3: You really hype it up that success part.
Speaker 2: Brook You don't know you.
Speaker 6: Date?
Speaker 2: Okay, ouch?
Speaker 3: I just say, you know what success isn't planning it
Speaker 3: so that they show up.
Speaker 5: Trust me.
Speaker 6: I was as shocked as anybody else that she actually
Speaker 6: like gave me her number and showed it to the date.
Speaker 5: I was expecting to eat sushi by myself.
Speaker 3: You went to sushi? Fancy that's love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we went to sushi, and uh, she's pretty hot
Speaker 5: in real life too. I thought I might have been catfish, but.
Speaker 2: Although catfish is a good sushi, roll tried sometime. What
Speaker 2: did you guys connect over regular stuff?
Speaker 5: You know, we talked about like enjoying, like hiking and work.
Speaker 5: Nothing too fancy. But I gotta imagine my must not
Speaker 5: have been as good in person as it was online
Speaker 5: because she hasn't been calling me back.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because you, I mean, just talking to you
Speaker 1: in this amount of time, you seem like a fun, playful,
Speaker 1: like good personality type of guy.
Speaker 5: Don't forget good looking, And I'm going to come clean that.
Speaker 6: I don't want you guys to tell her this, but
Speaker 6: I actually brought a friend to the dinner with me.
Speaker 5: Not at the table like a kind of yeah.
Speaker 2: Why why why please tell me talking about the cat
Speaker 2: that you rescued.
Speaker 5: No, they were just at the table nearby and kind
Speaker 5: of like.
Speaker 2: Oh wait wait so now it's day. Now it's multiple people.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was two people.
Speaker 2: Oh god, But now that you're revealing little by little,
Speaker 2: was the entire restaurant all your.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: But look, look you got to think smart about this.
Speaker 5: It would be weird if just one dude was sitting
Speaker 5: by himself at a table next to your table.
Speaker 3: Man, it's weird either way. It's weird that you invited
Speaker 3: friends on your date? Why did you invite friends on
Speaker 3: your date?
Speaker 5: Trust me, she did not know. I mean girls.
Speaker 1: Always yeah, but like, were they staring at you or
Speaker 1: like was it ever obvious?
Speaker 5: No? I didn't think so. I mean, listen, all I
Speaker 5: would do is if I felt like I was kind
Speaker 5: of running out of some riz there was a little
Speaker 5: bit of like a lull in the conversation, I just
Speaker 5: excuse myself to the bathroom and one of them would
Speaker 5: meet me in there and we kind of gain plan
Speaker 5: before I head back in.
Speaker 2: Okay, you needed a little just a little backup in
Speaker 2: case you needed support. It's not a bad idea. What
Speaker 2: wa do this line?
Speaker 3: I just need to know.
Speaker 1: Are they on the other line, Are they like in
Speaker 1: the bathroom with us right now?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, you're just on your own.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's just me for now, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Women will invite someone to be nearby for safety reasons,
Speaker 1: not because they don't feel like they can they run
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mine was also for safety. It was for conversational
Speaker 5: safety safety.
Speaker 2: Which yeah, cool in my eyes, I think it's cool. Guys, dude,
Speaker 2: it's crazy.
Speaker 3: How many times did you go to the bathroom?
Speaker 5: I went four times.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a small bladder. That's not a big deal.
Speaker 5: I mean it seems helpful. Fueled me up, you know,
Speaker 5: I went back out there and kept making our laugh Okay, Okay, so.
Speaker 3: You were able to game plan better conversations?
Speaker 2: Well, and how did the date end?
Speaker 5: It was a little kiss, It was a little peck
Speaker 5: on the cheek.
Speaker 3: Okay. Was there any talk about future hangouts like with.
Speaker 5: Me and my friend?
Speaker 2: Although you can answer that if you want to. I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Even they're like, we're not going to see you again.
Speaker 3: You get done by.
Speaker 5: Three people At this point, I kind of feel like
Speaker 5: if I don't get a call back, we all lost.
Speaker 3: They did do half the work. That's a good point,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: Well we're going to call Claire and hopefully get some answers,
Speaker 2: not just for Eric but for his entire friend group. Wow,
Speaker 2: so we can all rest easy after we do your
Speaker 2: second date update. Right after this hold on second date
Speaker 2: update if you're just joining us, We've been talking to
Speaker 2: RML Rizmaster Luke Lockdown a date with a tasty little
Speaker 2: saucepot named Claire the other night.
Speaker 1: His words, that's right.
Speaker 2: So took her to a restaurant, and for backup, he
Speaker 2: brought a couple of his buddies along, had them sit
Speaker 2: at a nearby table just in case he needed some
Speaker 2: help with conversation topics.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it a girl and a guy that he brought along?
Speaker 2: Like I assumed two guys.
Speaker 1: It was two buddies, okayroom brookh Now.
Speaker 2: The good news is he only needed their help four
Speaker 2: times throughout the.
Speaker 3: Dinner date, which that is so many times.
Speaker 2: Well, Luke, we never asked you though. Did your friends
Speaker 2: who were there that night have any theories on what
Speaker 2: they think could have gone wrong?
Speaker 5: No, they said I was killing it. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 5: man's all about it.
Speaker 3: Wait wait what you met him in the bathroom. And
Speaker 3: that's the advice gave you as you're killing it, keep
Speaker 3: doing what you're doing.
Speaker 5: No, no, that's what they told me after the date, when.
Speaker 3: They were watching from the bushes as you said goodbye
Speaker 3: to them, putting thumbs up from across the tea.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh no, they weren't in the bushes. They were in
Speaker 5: their car in the parking lot.
Speaker 3: Okay with the headlcense, Yeah, midculars.
Speaker 2: Those are good supportive friends to just say that to you,
Speaker 2: even if it might.
Speaker 5: Not be okay, I know, I appreciate that, and I
Speaker 5: appreciate them.
Speaker 6: I just I really want you guys to do whatever
Speaker 6: you can to help get me the second date. And
Speaker 6: if you could, please don't mention that my friends were there.
Speaker 5: I'd like, I don't want her to know that.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Okay, we'll tell her that you have no
Speaker 2: friends whatsoever.
Speaker 1: So I think maybe just don't bring up friends at all,
Speaker 1: Jessy is it?
Speaker 2: Until she probably does, let's find out. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 2: Claire right now. We'll see if she picks up and
Speaker 2: hopefully get some answers. Here we got Hello, Hi, We're
Speaker 2: looking to speak to somebody named Claire. It's a sh
Speaker 2: oh hey, hey, Claire, welcome to our radio show. Surprise
Speaker 2: you're on the radio. We're show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is just supposed to be kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I hope you're not too busy doing something
Speaker 2: right now, but we'd really really like to talk to you.
Speaker 6: H what's this about?
Speaker 2: This is about a segment we do called the second
Speaker 2: Date Update. Do you know about that? Have you heard about?
Speaker 2: Second date updates?
Speaker 3: Are viral and TikTok?
Speaker 4: It sounds a little familiar. Maybe on a Insta or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that maybe one of the knockoffs.
Speaker 1: No, it's the one where they steal our audio and
Speaker 1: they use those video games.
Speaker 2: Oh I love those ones so much.
Speaker 3: Subway surfers for why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so Claire, maybe you're a little bit familiar
Speaker 2: with it, but basically, it's where we try to help
Speaker 2: out our listeners figure out the reason they're not getting
Speaker 2: a callback for a second date from someone they really like.
Speaker 4: Someone.
Speaker 3: He has a name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this particular person is named Luke, who you went
Speaker 2: on a date with.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, oh my goodness. I don't want to sound
Speaker 4: to set it, but I have been out with more
Speaker 4: than one Luke this week, just this week.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it's a fairly common name.
Speaker 2: Still, this particular Luke went to sushi with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I thought you're gonna be like.
Speaker 3: Again, Wait, do you remember or you don't?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know who you're talking about for sure.
Speaker 1: Now okay, good man, you wish we called about the other.
Speaker 2: Luke sounds like it maybe he is calling back. Okay,
Speaker 2: So what we're trying to tell you is that Luke
Speaker 2: had a really good time and he's a little bit
Speaker 2: confused about why there hasn't been a second date yet.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Is it as simple as you just have so many
Speaker 1: other dates planned that you can't fit Luke in.
Speaker 4: I guess it was just a little bit of an
Speaker 4: odd date. E can kind of nervous and I don't know,
Speaker 4: he's a little quieter in person. That's not really my thing.
Speaker 2: You well, maybe just maybe just needs a little bit
Speaker 2: of time to warm up. Because he was speaking to
Speaker 2: us about the date, and he had a lot of
Speaker 2: really nice things to say. Yeah, he was very smiley.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know. I don't know, but it
Speaker 4: just seemed like it seems like he knew people that
Speaker 4: were sitting by us.
Speaker 3: Oh, what what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Like when Luke would make a joke, I would hear
Speaker 4: like the table two tables over laughing and say how
Speaker 4: funny that guy is.
Speaker 2: Some other table was listening in on your conversation over.
Speaker 2: I mean, to be.
Speaker 3: Fair, I do that all the time.
Speaker 1: I love when a first date comes in and I'm
Speaker 1: at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: It is like it's better than any imagine.
Speaker 1: Around nights Joe Girl, I talked about it like kids
Speaker 1: like did you hear what they say? No?
Speaker 2: But yeah, Claire, you find that behavior to be rude
Speaker 2: and insulting.
Speaker 4: It's just kind of loud.
Speaker 5: It's a weird vibe.
Speaker 4: I I don't know it just well.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like Brooke was saying, you can't really
Speaker 2: hold that against Luke just because some other guys are
Speaker 2: obviously jealous of him and wish that they were over
Speaker 2: the date instead of tables.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, even if Luke did know them,
Speaker 1: I mean I've gone into restaurants where I've seen people
Speaker 1: that I know just by coincidence.
Speaker 4: He never said he knew them.
Speaker 2: I almost did. Would be like, hey, is that Bill?
Speaker 3: Did you ask? Though?
Speaker 4: No, no, because it was weird. It literally some guys
Speaker 4: like he's so cute, I go out with him again.
Speaker 2: The guy said he's cute.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One of the many times when it was about literally
Speaker 4: came over and told me that wait talk to you.
Speaker 2: The guy came over to your table and said, the
Speaker 2: person you're on a date with thinks you're cute.
Speaker 3: No, I think he's cute. I would go out with him.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah, I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 3: Oh no, he is going to die when he hears that.
Speaker 3: One of the guys from the table came over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing too much and he already did hear that, actually, Claire,
Speaker 2: because he is listening on the other line to this conversation.
Speaker 4: He's listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the guys from the restaurant at the
Speaker 1: other table right now over there.
Speaker 2: Lukey there.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I cannot believe he said that.
Speaker 3: When an idiot, Well, it's going to out yourself.
Speaker 2: There's a nice thing he said about you.
Speaker 4: So you do know that you didn't say that?
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Just listen. I'm sorry. You're just you're really attractive and
Speaker 5: you're really cool, and I I was just nervous and.
Speaker 6: I wanted to have somebody there to kind of just
Speaker 6: helped me with the date. I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
Speaker 6: I just I thought it would be uncomfortable and weird.
Speaker 4: So those guys were like your training wheels.
Speaker 2: That's a new term. I do like that.
Speaker 5: I guess you could say that.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I guess I really appreciate your honesty,
Speaker 4: you do, Like that's kind of one hundred percypathetic.
Speaker 2: Oh out, that's a little strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's a nice guy. He's just trying
Speaker 3: his best.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And like, now that you know, the only reason you
Speaker 1: didn't like the date was because of them, It wasn't
Speaker 1: because of Luke.
Speaker 4: Did you not hear me before? I said she was
Speaker 4: way different than he was online? So both thinks turned
Speaker 4: me off.
Speaker 3: So is it like he was funnier online?
Speaker 4: What do you mean it without going online and not
Speaker 4: in the sense of like, I'm bringing friends on your date?
Speaker 2: Friends? Like what mesa to think? How about this?
Speaker 5: Would you want to go back to talking online? I'm
Speaker 5: better online anyway?
Speaker 2: Oh, there we go. That's an idea. It's more of
Speaker 2: a safe talking.
Speaker 3: About How is that? That's not a second date?
Speaker 1: That's not the point of this is to get him
Speaker 1: another shot in real life, without the friends, without the
Speaker 1: training wheel.
Speaker 3: You go on a date, but you only text throughout
Speaker 3: the date.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, guys, I could do that.
Speaker 3: I know you can.
Speaker 4: You guys are not getting this because I didn't necessarily
Speaker 4: like him in person and I didn't like his.
Speaker 2: Friends, only the online version of Luke is acceptable.
Speaker 6: But my friends have my best interest and if you
Speaker 6: don't see that, then I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe you don't deserve me.
Speaker 2: Good stand up for your friends, bro.
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, that's cool with me.
Speaker 5: I thought that would have fun with the other Luke.
Speaker 3: Then said his own date is such disdain.
Speaker 2: So I can't even offer to send you guys out
Speaker 2: on a date that we would pay for, Claire, because
Speaker 2: it's normally what I do here.
Speaker 4: I do get asked out a lot. So no, I
Speaker 4: don't need that.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, Claire, I apologize.
Speaker 5: I honestly I would actually like to go out with
Speaker 5: you again.
Speaker 3: What you just told her you didn't need her? You
Speaker 3: remember sticking up for your friends, showing her.
Speaker 5: She's really hot though, And like I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 5: my dating is rough.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So now we've turned this into a third
Speaker 2: date up date, would you be willing to give him
Speaker 2: a third chance that he meeting up with him one
Speaker 2: more time? Claire? Okay, fourth date updated? Okay, you know what,
Speaker 2: forget it. I'm sorry, she's gonna say no.
Speaker 4: All right, I have to go, guys, this really has
Speaker 4: not been very much fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, hot in such a delight.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, why are the hot ones
Speaker 2: always so mean and unforgiving? Seriously, bro, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Does that mean that we're not the hot ones because
Speaker 1: we're so kind?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, what did you hear?
Speaker 2: Duke admitted his mistakes, He apologized for his actions, He complimented,
Speaker 2: or tried to reach a compromise.
Speaker 3: Hey, jeff and none of that.
Speaker 2: Flies with a hot girl. You are a good wing man, Jeffy.
Speaker 1: We did a terrible job of all of those things,
Speaker 1: and terrible thing bringing his friends there.
Speaker 2: Okay, your guys' inner hot girls are coming out and
Speaker 2: being like me. And did you intirlah?
Speaker 3: I wish it was outer.
Speaker 2: Sure, but we want to help your interpersonality mean hot
Speaker 2: whatever way. Yeah, we all have interviewple.
Speaker 3: I've never met him.
Speaker 2: Your inner personality deserves to find love and we want
Speaker 2: to help you. Email the show. We can call that
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