WEBVTT - Delinquent Computer Payment

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's one of our world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Little letter came in, says dreck Elvis. My grandfather has

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<v Speaker 3>a tendency to be short with people if his feathers

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<v Speaker 3>are ruffled.

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<v Speaker 1>Most grandfathers are.

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<v Speaker 3>He recently bought a computer from a popular area electronics

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<v Speaker 3>store and was told he had six months to pay

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<v Speaker 3>it off. What a great idea. Please phone tap him

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<v Speaker 3>and accuse him of being delinquent with his payments. Take

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<v Speaker 3>away the interest you credited him for, and he'll get

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<v Speaker 3>really mad from his granddaughter Melissa. What is better than

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<v Speaker 3>playing a phone tap on granddad?

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<v Speaker 1>Scary? Are you gonna do the honors? Sure? Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>man speak with Frederick please.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you're speaking to him.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Manny Petty over at the account's receivable department.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it just has everything today.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, Pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>You just made the last of six payments on that

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<v Speaker 4>computer you bought from us.

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<v Speaker 2>About a month and a half half ago. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>you're a little late with the follow up, right.

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<v Speaker 4>It took you eight months when our policy was six,

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<v Speaker 4>and I see we've credited you the interest.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't credit me when I bought it. They told

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<v Speaker 2>me I had four years to pay it out. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't pay interest.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you read the fine print?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir? Let me finish my story.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh wow, you're getting a little route here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, because you're telling me that you miscredited me

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<v Speaker 2>and you're talking about my money. When I spoke to

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<v Speaker 2>the gentleman, he says, well, you don't have to pay

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<v Speaker 2>interest if you pay it off in six months, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what I did. I paid it off in

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<v Speaker 2>five and a half months.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we just got your payment last week.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't just get my payment last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's when it was posted.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's not my problem. You want me to pull

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<v Speaker 2>out my money or I sent that payment to you

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<v Speaker 2>a month and a half ago a US money order.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did it just come across my desk last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? What happens in your office? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just trying to think why I have a delinquid

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<v Speaker 4>payment here, sir, I listen.

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<v Speaker 2>If you look at my records, from the refrigerator I bought,

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<v Speaker 2>to the TV to the computer, I was always two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks early with my payment, right. I don't have no

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<v Speaker 2>delink with payments, and I wouldn't even want to be

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<v Speaker 2>accused of that.

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<v Speaker 4>We get dead beat customers like you all the time, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>You get dead beat customers like me all the time. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>let me speak to somebody that's bigger than you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm the biggest man in the office at two

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and forty eight pounds, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about your way. I couldn't care how

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<v Speaker 2>big you are. I'm talking about somebody that I can

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<v Speaker 2>speak to. You're telling me I'm a dead beat, Yes you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Person Oh and yeah, you're a piece Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, Okay, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 4>You still with us, Melissa, Yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm per time scary. What are you doing to him?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is Manny Petty again. How you doing, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been better.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to get through this?

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<v Speaker 4>Or do I have to take away your one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>dollars rebate as well?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean this will be a.

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<v Speaker 4>Rerebate a rerebate, Yes, we're recalling the rebate.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say something, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the matter.

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<v Speaker 2>There ain't nothing the matter.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a lot of problems.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a lot of problems.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like you have some issues.

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<v Speaker 2>You got me so fucked up over here? Oh please, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to get this out in the open, Go

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<v Speaker 1>for it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me I sent to the wrong address. Whatever

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<v Speaker 2>goes in the window that address, the window? What are

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<v Speaker 2>you trying to make a fool out of me? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you're trying to do. You're trying to make

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<v Speaker 2>a fool out of me?

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<v Speaker 4>No, sir, I just want to tell you that you're

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<v Speaker 4>not getting your interest. We're going to discredit that, so

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want you calling a cry in.

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<v Speaker 2>In other words, the object is not interested in my business?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this what you're telling me?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll take your money just the way we take everybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm sure you will take my money like everybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have no problem paying my bills. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 2>you look at my payment record, you always receive my

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<v Speaker 2>money two weeks ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 4>You might want to try purchasing a new pair of

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<v Speaker 4>glasses next time you send this stuff out.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, I would like to speak to somebody above you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like me to transfer you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Pleaseppenheimer speaking?

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<v Speaker 1>Who listen, mister Michael Oppenheimer?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen? I want to speak to somebody about clearing up

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<v Speaker 2>something that's not true, and somebody talking to me like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an ass.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens?

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<v Speaker 2>I purchased a computer? Who am I speaking to?

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me call you back, give me your number, mister

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Oppenheimer, Sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there something else that's bothering you?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there something bothering me?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get up on the wrong side of the

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<v Speaker 1>bed today?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen? Who do you think you are? Who do you

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<v Speaker 2>think you are? What? You're wires in his mouth? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea why you're trying to give me

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<v Speaker 2>your problem. I'm not a young kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you cranky because you're hemorrhoids? You're flaring up?

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<v Speaker 2>You're flattening me up now, I don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to over here or dold?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Did you talk to my boss?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been treated like this yere in my life. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been told that I'm a deadbeat by any

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<v Speaker 2>manager of a big phone like yours. Never.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't I just put you on the phone with

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<v Speaker 4>your granddaughter, Melissa?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you.

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<v Speaker 4>Your granddaughter Melissa thought it would be funny to play

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<v Speaker 4>a radio prank on you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Scary Jones and you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I love you. If she was here,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd kick her round.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis phone Tab.

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