Speaker 1: Elvie Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2: Here's one of our world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran
Speaker 2: phone tap.
Speaker 3: Little letter came in, says dreck Elvis. My grandfather has
Speaker 3: a tendency to be short with people if his feathers
Speaker 3: are ruffled.
Speaker 1: Most grandfathers are.
Speaker 3: He recently bought a computer from a popular area electronics
Speaker 3: store and was told he had six months to pay
Speaker 3: it off. What a great idea. Please phone tap him
Speaker 3: and accuse him of being delinquent with his payments. Take
Speaker 3: away the interest you credited him for, and he'll get
Speaker 3: really mad from his granddaughter Melissa. What is better than
Speaker 3: playing a phone tap on granddad?
Speaker 1: Scary? Are you gonna do the honors? Sure? Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: man speak with Frederick please.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're speaking to him.
Speaker 4: This is Manny Petty over at the account's receivable department.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just has everything today.
Speaker 2: Sir, Pretty good.
Speaker 4: You just made the last of six payments on that
Speaker 4: computer you bought from us.
Speaker 2: About a month and a half half ago. I guess
Speaker 2: you're a little late with the follow up, right.
Speaker 4: It took you eight months when our policy was six,
Speaker 4: and I see we've credited you the interest.
Speaker 2: You didn't credit me when I bought it. They told
Speaker 2: me I had four years to pay it out. I
Speaker 2: don't pay interest.
Speaker 1: Did you read the fine print?
Speaker 2: Sir? Let me finish my story.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh wow, you're getting a little route here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, because you're telling me that you miscredited me
Speaker 2: and you're talking about my money. When I spoke to
Speaker 2: the gentleman, he says, well, you don't have to pay
Speaker 2: interest if you pay it off in six months, right,
Speaker 2: And that's what I did. I paid it off in
Speaker 2: five and a half months.
Speaker 1: Well, we just got your payment last week.
Speaker 2: You didn't just get my payment last week?
Speaker 1: Well that's when it was posted.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not my problem. You want me to pull
Speaker 2: out my money or I sent that payment to you
Speaker 2: a month and a half ago a US money order.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 1: Why did it just come across my desk last week?
Speaker 2: Now? What happens in your office? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to think why I have a delinquid
Speaker 4: payment here, sir, I listen.
Speaker 2: If you look at my records, from the refrigerator I bought,
Speaker 2: to the TV to the computer, I was always two
Speaker 2: weeks early with my payment, right. I don't have no
Speaker 2: delink with payments, and I wouldn't even want to be
Speaker 2: accused of that.
Speaker 4: We get dead beat customers like you all the time, sir.
Speaker 2: You get dead beat customers like me all the time. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: let me speak to somebody that's bigger than you.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm the biggest man in the office at two
Speaker 4: hundred and forty eight pounds, sir.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about your way. I couldn't care how
Speaker 2: big you are. I'm talking about somebody that I can
Speaker 2: speak to. You're telling me I'm a dead beat, Yes you.
Speaker 1: Are, sir.
Speaker 2: Person Oh and yeah, you're a piece Okay.
Speaker 1: Sir, Okay, hold on a second.
Speaker 4: You still with us, Melissa, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm per time scary. What are you doing to him?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Manny Petty again. How you doing, sir?
Speaker 2: I've been better.
Speaker 1: Are we going to get through this?
Speaker 4: Or do I have to take away your one hundred
Speaker 4: dollars rebate as well?
Speaker 1: What do you mean this will be a.
Speaker 4: Rerebate a rerebate, Yes, we're recalling the rebate.
Speaker 2: I just want to say something, Well.
Speaker 1: What's the matter.
Speaker 2: There ain't nothing the matter.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of problems.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of problems.
Speaker 1: That sounds like you have some issues.
Speaker 2: You got me so fucked up over here? Oh please, no,
Speaker 2: I'm serious.
Speaker 1: You want to get this out in the open, Go
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: You're telling me I sent to the wrong address. Whatever
Speaker 2: goes in the window that address, the window? What are
Speaker 2: you trying to make a fool out of me? Is
Speaker 2: that what you're trying to do. You're trying to make
Speaker 2: a fool out of me?
Speaker 4: No, sir, I just want to tell you that you're
Speaker 4: not getting your interest. We're going to discredit that, so
Speaker 4: I don't want you calling a cry in.
Speaker 2: In other words, the object is not interested in my business?
Speaker 2: Is this what you're telling me?
Speaker 1: We'll take your money just the way we take everybody else.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure you will take my money like everybody else.
Speaker 2: And I have no problem paying my bills. Yes, if
Speaker 2: you look at my payment record, you always receive my
Speaker 2: money two weeks ahead of time.
Speaker 4: You might want to try purchasing a new pair of
Speaker 4: glasses next time you send this stuff out.
Speaker 2: Though, I would like to speak to somebody above you.
Speaker 1: Would you like me to transfer you?
Speaker 2: Yes? Pleaseppenheimer speaking?
Speaker 1: Who listen, mister Michael Oppenheimer?
Speaker 2: Listen? I want to speak to somebody about clearing up
Speaker 2: something that's not true, and somebody talking to me like
Speaker 2: I'm an ass.
Speaker 1: So what happens?
Speaker 2: I purchased a computer? Who am I speaking to?
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: Let me call you back, give me your number, mister
Speaker 2: Michael Oppenheimer, Sir.
Speaker 1: Is there something else that's bothering you?
Speaker 2: Is there something bothering me?
Speaker 1: Did you get up on the wrong side of the
Speaker 1: bed today?
Speaker 2: Listen? Who do you think you are? Who do you
Speaker 2: think you are? What? You're wires in his mouth? Really?
Speaker 2: I have no idea why you're trying to give me
Speaker 2: your problem. I'm not a young kid.
Speaker 1: Are you cranky because you're hemorrhoids? You're flaring up?
Speaker 2: You're flattening me up now, I don't know what you're
Speaker 2: trying to over here or dold?
Speaker 1: Hello? Did you talk to my boss?
Speaker 2: I've never been treated like this yere in my life. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've never been told that I'm a deadbeat by any
Speaker 2: manager of a big phone like yours. Never.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: Why don't I just put you on the phone with
Speaker 4: your granddaughter, Melissa?
Speaker 2: I thought you.
Speaker 4: Your granddaughter Melissa thought it would be funny to play
Speaker 4: a radio prank on you.
Speaker 1: This is Scary Jones and you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love you. If she was here,
Speaker 2: I'd kick her round.
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