1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: How would Hamas treat Greta Thumberg. How would Hamas treat 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: the LGBTQ people on that flotilla? How would Hamas treat 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: any of you if they could get their fucking hands 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,240 Speaker 1: on any one of you flotilla freaks? What would they 5 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:21,639 Speaker 1: do to you? Would they go? Oh, thank you so much? 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: You know what, you guys, Let's give a little tour 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: of the tunnels. Here, here's the tunnels. This is a 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: mile seventy four and this is where we killed the 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: six Israelis back in June. And this is my one 10 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: hundred and seventy three and this is where we held 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: the five girls. And he oh, look, here's some of 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: the hostages. We've had him here for two of you 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: think you can get a little tour of the tunnels, 14 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: a tunnel tour, Greta and the flotilla fix, is that 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: what you want? You're gonna go to Ganza and Hamas 16 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: is gonna show you around the tunnels, give a little 17 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: tour of the tunnels and show you the prisoners, the 18 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: kidnap victims who have been held for the last two years. 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 1: Your fucking losers, Boom have no for the im reports 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: Theeal podcasts is here, bigning Boom have no for them. 21 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: Rapp Reports stereo podcast is here on today's brand new 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: ban I am Rapp Reports Stereo park as the results 23 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: of the Booie Bowl are in and I got some 24 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: good news for you people. Oh yeah, I took down Bowie. 25 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: Jane goodall the great animal activists has passed away, but 26 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: she never ever ever got to treat and send Booie 27 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 1: back where he belongs, which is back into a sanctuary. 28 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 1: He's still wandering the streets. Plus, NBA starts in three weeks. 29 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: The NBA starts in three weeks, and I am talking 30 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: about new faces and new places, and Greta Thunberg and 31 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: the flotilla freaks are detained, arrested and sent back for 32 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: the second time all that morning. High flying, hard hitting 33 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: Iron Rapports stereo podcasts coming up right now, Miles joining 34 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers aka the dust Mother. Start this puppy over, 35 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: something real nice, Start this puppy up something real loud, 36 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: but most importantly, start this Iron Rapport stereo podcast off 37 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: with something real funks. I am rap Ports stereo podcast. 38 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: Boom have No Fear of The Iron Rapport Stereo podcast 39 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: is here big the boom, have no fear of the 40 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: I Am Wrapperports Stereo Pockets is in the place to be. 41 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the 42 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: Ziggity Zone of Disruption. Oh yeah. The name is Michael 43 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: Rapport aka the Inflamed Ashcazi aka the sult No Sniff 44 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: aka the Gringo man Dingo a k a. The Raging 45 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: Bullshit or Iron Rapport Stereo Pocket Coming live and direct. 46 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: Are you listening to the Iron rap Wort Stereo podcast. 47 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: If you are listening to the I Am Rapperport Stereo podcast, 48 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: subscribe rate review. If you are watching this Iron Rapport 49 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,519 Speaker 1: Stereo podcast, make sure you subscribe rate review. Ask a question. 50 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, make sure you ask a question in the comments, 51 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: leave a comment. You like something, you don't like something, 52 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: you want more of something, you want less of something. 53 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: Why am I talking about this so much? Why haven't 54 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: I spoken about that? Let me know. We see it all, 55 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: we watch it all. I'm Raport Surreal podcast coming live 56 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: and direct. I am performing this weekend. Had a great 57 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 1: show last night. I am performing the rest of the 58 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: weekend in Providence Comedy Connection. I am going to be 59 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: performing next in Denver, Denver at Comedy Works South October ninth, 60 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: October tenth, October eleventh, I will be performing in Calgary. 61 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: Is Calgary in the Place to Be, Calgary, Come see 62 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: Me Love October seventeenth. October eighteenth. All tickets, all information 63 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: for all my shows. All of my shows are available 64 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: at Michael Rapaport Comedy dot com Michael rap report Comedy 65 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: dot com. Somehow, some way, people, somehow, some way, people, 66 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: your prayers, your meditations, you're rooting, your cheering. It worked. 67 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: I buried Booie in fantasy football, got about three or 68 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: four dms. People are like, my crap, what happened in 69 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 1: the Booie Bowl twenty twenty five. I ruined that big 70 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: tooth gorilla lipped animal in the Bowie Bowl twenty twenty 71 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: five in the world's most famous fantasy football league, the 72 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: Howard Stern Fantasy Football League. It was Mann versus monkey, 73 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: and I took him down, and how Apropos, the Great 74 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: Jane Godall Jane Go Doll passed away. I believe she 75 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: was ninety one years old, maybe ninety two years old. 76 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: The Great Jangadal who's famous for saving so many wild animals, 77 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: so many appearances on so many different shows for so 78 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: many years. The great Jangadal passed away, and I would 79 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: be remiss, I'd be lying if I didn't think about 80 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: Bababooe when I heard about the passing of Jane Goodol, Janegadole, 81 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: who saved so many monkeys, so many gorillas, so many babboons, 82 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: but just couldn't find the time to save Baba BOOEI 83 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: you did so much great work, Jane Goodol RP. Your 84 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: memory will be a blessing. I just wish you lived 85 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: long enough to take Baba Bowe and put him back 86 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:33,919 Speaker 1: where he belongs in a forest, in a sanctuary, or 87 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: in a cage. The fact that that man sorry, the 88 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 1: fact that that monkey is still out on the streets 89 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 1: portraying himself like a human being. They renamed him, They 90 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: even gave him new teeth, They gifted him new teeth, 91 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 1: And somehow, in some way, Jane Goodole, with everything you did, 92 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: all your foundations, all the time, all the effort or 93 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:02,119 Speaker 1: the heart felt passion that you brought to this world 94 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: saving so many animals, you just didn't live long enough 95 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: to put bab Ba Bowie where he actually belongs, in 96 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: a fucking forest. Or in a cage. But the Great 97 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: Jane Goodall has passed. And like I said, I defeated 98 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 1: Ba Ba Booie, yuck tooth Gary Delabante. And your prayers, 99 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: your meditations, your well wishes, they work this time. And 100 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: trust me, when I'm beating Baba Bowie, it's We're all 101 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: beating Baba b No one wants to see him win. 102 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 1: No one roots for that rotten tooth, big lipped, infected 103 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: tongue animal, Gary Delabante, Gary Delabante from The Howard Stern Show. Anyway, 104 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 1: believe it or not, we are two and a half 105 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: weeks away from the NBA season starting. We are you 106 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: know the NBA season starts October twenty first, if you 107 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: could believe that. And there's gonna be NBA games on 108 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: every channel all season long, Amazon, Netflix, NBC, ESPN and 109 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 1: parts and places and streaming services unknown YouTube. I'm not 110 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: gonna know what the hell is going on this NBA season. 111 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna know what the heck is going on this NBAC. 112 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,559 Speaker 1: People are gonna the Rockets are playing Golden State. Where 113 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: is it You turn the game one halfway through the 114 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: second quarter before you find the game Tuesday nights. One 115 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: games Wednesday night, it's on Amazon. Thursday night, it's on NBC. 116 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: Friday night, it's on Peacock. Saturday, it's on NBC Prime 117 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: Slash Peacock. One game's half of the games on ESPN, 118 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: the other half's on Netflix. Can be all over the place, 119 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 1: but I cannot wait. The NBA is and always will 120 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: be fantastic. And it all arts October twenty first. October 121 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: twenty first, it is going down. I can't believe we're here. 122 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: This is the greatest, greatest fantastic sports season of the year. 123 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: It is so magnificent when we have NFL, NBA, Major 124 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: League Baseball, college basketball, college football all coinciding at once. 125 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: And before I get into some new faces and new places, 126 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 1: I went to a Yankee game the other day, and 127 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: let me tell you something, that Yankee Stadium, that playoff 128 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,960 Speaker 1: environment with the New York Yankees versus the Boston Red 129 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: Sox is like nothing else. I've never been to a 130 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 1: Yankee playoff game as far as I can remember, maybe 131 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,679 Speaker 1: I was at one in the nineties. But when you 132 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: go into Yankee Stadium and you feel the history and 133 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 1: the crowd, and it's like seventy five thousand people packed. 134 00:08:55,960 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: Everybody's wearing Yankee hats, Yankee jerseys, and you see a 135 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: few brave souls. I mean, these people are They're braver 136 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: than me. If I was a Boston Red Sox fan, 137 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: I would not be caught meandering around the Bronx with 138 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: a Pedro Martinez jersey. But they're there. They are there. 139 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:23,439 Speaker 1: But I mean, I understand when I'm there why baseball 140 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: is baseball and why it's America's game because it's I 141 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:31,360 Speaker 1: don't know, the grass, the lights, there's just something about it. 142 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,200 Speaker 1: Even though I'm not a big baseball fan, I was 143 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: reminded because I criticized baseball. I'm like, I don't understand 144 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: how this is a business. The game's going for three 145 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 1: and a half hours, four hours. Sometimes you're sitting there 146 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: in the sun. But when I walked into Yankee Stadium 147 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:50,439 Speaker 1: Yankees versus the Red Sox, Aaron Judge, I had legend seats. 148 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: I was in the legend seats by the way, okay, 149 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,360 Speaker 1: and a few people in the legend seats, the legend 150 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: seats section, they came up to me and they said, 151 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:04,839 Speaker 1: what's up. Few people, what's up? Legend? I was like, 152 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 1: are you calling me ledge because everybody in the legend 153 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 1: seats is referred to as a legend. Or are you 154 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,320 Speaker 1: referring to me as ledge because you look at me, 155 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 1: Michael Ramport as a legend. It confused me, but I 156 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 1: appreciate that. I like that. That seems like some real 157 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: gen z term. What's up? Ledge? I was like, what's up? 158 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: It took me a minute to gather myself when I 159 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,679 Speaker 1: was called Ledge three four times. But I was sitting 160 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:38,680 Speaker 1: there front row, front row. Aaron Judges over these a beast. 161 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: Aaron Judges, Yo, he should be playing tight end for 162 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns. Aaron Judge is ginormous. This is a 163 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,439 Speaker 1: hulking man. Good looking too. He's got the black stuff 164 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 1: under his eye. Big, big shoulders, big, big ass, big, 165 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: only fucking big. Aaron Judges big. And at one point 166 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 1: a ball came flying our way. Was hitting ground ball, hard, 167 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,839 Speaker 1: ground ball, and of course, keep your eye on the ball, 168 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 1: keep your eye on the ball. And I missed the 169 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 1: greatest moment of the night because Aaron Judge was sprinting. 170 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: I saw the replay sprinting. This is six foot seven, 171 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,080 Speaker 1: two hundred, gotta be two hundred and forty pounds. Goon 172 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,559 Speaker 1: goon of a man, a hulking man sprinting at us. 173 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,200 Speaker 1: But we're watching the ball because you got to keep 174 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: your eyes on the ball. And I missed him sprinting 175 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 1: from rainfield right in front of me. He picked that ball, 176 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 1: he threw it in. I was Aaron, judge your motherfuck away. 177 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: To go, motherfucker. He looked back. Probably was like like 178 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 1: to call security because I was so amped up when 179 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: he was right in front of me. But we had 180 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,079 Speaker 1: a good time. And you know, the Red Sox and 181 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 1: the Yankees are duking it out in the wild Card 182 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: which is now two out of three games, and it 183 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:01,839 Speaker 1: just brought back memories of the Bucke dent Yankees versus 184 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: the Red Sox, and the Wildcard game was one game 185 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:11,960 Speaker 1: in that beautiful afternoon and Bucky Dentist ding that ball 186 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 1: over the Green Monster. Remember that, Boston fans, remember when 187 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: Bucky Dentist ding that ball over the Green Monster. That 188 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 1: was a good day. I remember it. I was a 189 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,320 Speaker 1: young boy, but oh I remember that day. But I 190 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: had an awesome time at Yankee Stadium. Stuffed my face 191 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 1: with some kosher steaks. Let me tell you something. If 192 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 1: you've never been in these legend seats. In this Legend section, 193 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: there is a I guess it's a cafeteria, and it's 194 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: part of the ticket. You don't pay for anything. Every 195 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:46,000 Speaker 1: kind of food you could possibly imagine. They got seafood, 196 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: they got kosher, they got hot dogs, they got hamburgers, 197 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,400 Speaker 1: they got slinders, they got sandwiches, they got pretzels, they 198 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 1: got all sorts. They got a pretzel section. There's a 199 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 1: sweet section. I mean, I can't even describe how they 200 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: had cupcakes, apple pies, apple fritters, blueberry pies, blueberry these. 201 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: It was crazy. And then then had a whole candy section. 202 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 1: I never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything 203 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,079 Speaker 1: this Legends tickets, these legend seats, and this legend I 204 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 1: don't know if it's called the cafeteria or bizarre food court, 205 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,559 Speaker 1: whatever it is where everything's prepaid. It's part of your 206 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 1: Legends ticket. Insane amounts of food, I mean, Coca cola, 207 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: diet coke, cherry coke, lemonade, grape blimeying, pepsi, diet pepsi, 208 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: pepsi zero coke, zero coke, seventy five. Every single thing 209 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 1: you could possibly want, drink and eat they have in 210 00:13:47,120 --> 00:14:08,679 Speaker 1: this Legends Court podcast NBA starts October twenty first. October 211 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:13,479 Speaker 1: twenty first, and they started doing the preseason press conferences, 212 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,319 Speaker 1: and you forget there's so many new faces in new places. 213 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 1: Kevin Durant, Kevin the SPITTERR. Durant is now on his 214 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: He was in Oklahoma, then he went to Golden State 215 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn. He's on his fifth team. Kevin Durant 216 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: is on his fifth team. The great Kevin Durant scoring machine. 217 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 1: Kevin Durant is on his fifth team. I don't know 218 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 1: of any other player who played on that many teams 219 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 1: while still in his prime. There's been a lot of players. 220 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 1: Shaquillh has moved around when he was done. But Kevin 221 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,800 Speaker 1: Durant is still you know, Kevin Durant, and he just 222 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: can't find the right fit, can't find the right and 223 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be and he win a championship with 224 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: you soon, You guys are gonna compete. Got a nice crow. 225 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: You ain't winning the championship, Kevin. This is a ring chaser. 226 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 1: You're chasing those rings and things still Kevin Durant. But 227 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: remember Anthony Davis who got traded starting this season as 228 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: a Dallas Maverick can't forget that. I was like, that's right, 229 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: that happened. Of course. Luka Dunkk is also starting his 230 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: first full season as a Los Angeles Laker. Miles Turner 231 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: from the Indiana Pacers, who he got out of there 232 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,440 Speaker 1: just in the nick of time. He's going to the 233 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: Milwaukee Bucks. He's playing for the Milwaukee Bucks right next door, 234 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 1: playing arm in arm with the freak the Greek freak, respectfully, 235 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: which is gonna be good? Miles Turner is good and 236 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: the Greek freak he needs help. Christoph perzingis who hopefully 237 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 1: Christap persingas tingis pingus. I will tell you every single 238 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: time I'm at a sporting event, and probably once a 239 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,760 Speaker 1: day somebody, and this is no exaggeration to this day, 240 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: probably one to day every other day somebody will come 241 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 1: up to me and go tingus pingus, that tingus pingus video, 242 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: Christaan porzingis tingus pingus. I remember where I was when 243 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 1: I heard you go tingus ping's. Once every other day 244 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: at least somebody will say that to me. But the 245 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: great Christan Persingis, hopefully he's healthy. Always root for Christoph 246 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,360 Speaker 1: Persing's people. We got off on the wrong foot. People 247 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 1: thought I was dissing Kristin Persingis when he was drafted 248 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: by the Knicks that faithful day, and I said, who 249 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 1: the fuck is Tingus Pingus? Where the fuck is Lativia? 250 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 1: This is a joke. It's all. This is performance art. 251 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 1: What I do here, particularly when I'm talking about sports 252 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: and popular culture, it's all performance art. Respect all the athletes, 253 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: respect all the actors. Love them all, especially the athletes 254 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 1: that love them all. If I'm talking trash, it's because 255 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 1: I love you, I respect you. I don't talk trash 256 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 1: about people that I don't respect. So when I did 257 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 1: Tingus Pingus, who was now in Atlanta, Hawk who was 258 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: with Love still haven't gotten a gap up Tingus Pingus. 259 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: He did send me a pair of sneakers. He did 260 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,960 Speaker 1: send me a jersey when he was playing with Dallas. 261 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 1: But again, Christopher Perzingis tingsingers with Atlanta. Jordan Poole, he's 262 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: in New Orleans with Sadiq bay N. CJ. McCollum is 263 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: now with Washington c J. C J. McCollum. Really he 264 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:32,000 Speaker 1: didn't get a fair shot during his prime. CJ. McCollum. 265 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: He's with the Washington Wizards. I was gonna say the 266 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 1: Washington Bullets, the Washington Wizards, and James Harden again is 267 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:45,200 Speaker 1: with the Clippers, signed a new deal, and John Collins, 268 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,919 Speaker 1: who I like, is with the Clippers. And Al Horford 269 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: was the big last signing, big Al Horford, who I 270 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 1: believe is fifty two. Al Horford has been playing in 271 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: the NBA for thirty seven years. Now he's with the 272 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,239 Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors, which WI a good pick up if 273 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: he could continue to perform. Al Horford, you know, very likable, 274 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: very productive, completely stretched No Bruno his career out by 275 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,160 Speaker 1: improving his three point shot, and of course playing with 276 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,680 Speaker 1: Steph and those guys in Golden State, they love the 277 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 1: three ball. No Bruno, pause, no Diddy. But I always 278 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,600 Speaker 1: like Al Horford. And I remember I met Al Horford 279 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 1: with my kids. My kids were young when he was 280 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,719 Speaker 1: in his second or third year on a plane. I 281 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,199 Speaker 1: was on a plane and I think we're coming from 282 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 1: the All Star Game, of going to the All Star Game, 283 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 1: and he was in first class for some reason. He 284 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: was flying regular, not with the team, and Al Horford 285 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 1: couldn't have been nicer to my kids, couldn't have been 286 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 1: just sweeter and more present and nice when they saw 287 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 1: Al Horford. So Al Horford always has a sweet spot. 288 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 1: Plus he's how could you not like Him's Al Horford. 289 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: But October twenty first, the NBA season is bat baby. 290 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 1: The NBA is and always will be fantastic. It will 291 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 1: be a little hard to find this year, but it 292 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:13,720 Speaker 1: is it always will be fantastic. Is it just me? 293 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 1: Or does every single trip to an Apple store take 294 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:25,680 Speaker 1: years off your life? I don't understand why. When one 295 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: a painting customer, When a pain customer goes into the 296 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: Apple Store for a repair, replacement, or a question, it's 297 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,439 Speaker 1: like your status goes down. You're there to buy the 298 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,679 Speaker 1: fucking rush you through them in that Apple store. You 299 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,919 Speaker 1: go go in there to buy anything, a core, a plug, 300 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,040 Speaker 1: an iPhone, a computer. You go in the Apple Store 301 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 1: to buy an iPhone case, any accouterment from the Apple Store. 302 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,400 Speaker 1: They get you in, get you out Apple Store. It's 303 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 1: like can help you, Yeah, I want to buy. Once 304 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 1: you say I want to buy in the Apple Store, 305 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 1: you're like putting in the fast track. You go into 306 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 1: an Apple Store and say I need help, I need 307 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,959 Speaker 1: a repair. Can you fix this? I have a problem 308 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 1: with that. You're like put in the shit line, the 309 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,640 Speaker 1: shit line with the shit service. Don't you want me out? 310 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,639 Speaker 1: I had to go in the Apple Store the other day. 311 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 1: From my ear pods, my eye air buds whatever, two 312 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,359 Speaker 1: hundred and ninety five dollar things that I put in 313 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,280 Speaker 1: my ears to listen to whatever. I listen to, a 314 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 1: brand new pair of my air bud air play whatever 315 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: pros I just got. One of them doesn't work, So 316 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 1: I go in there. I was like, all right, let 317 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 1: me go in there with a good attitude. They know 318 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 1: me in there, security guard what. I'm like, Yeah, I 319 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:54,400 Speaker 1: gotta go. They'll take care of you. Downstairs. I'm waiting, smiling, smiling. 320 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 1: I'm just like, okay, you're here. What a blessing to 321 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: be here. Things cann be waivers ah. And then they 322 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 1: come over, what can I help you with that? These 323 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 1: don't work? Can you can you help me with them? 324 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: Pop up? Ouh. We want to do an analytics test. Okay, fine, 325 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: to your analytics's. I'll sit here, got my phone, chit 326 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: chatting with people, got my phone, looking at stuff. Oh, 327 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,359 Speaker 1: I'm looking at stuff and then I'm thinking, oh, maybe 328 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: I'll buy Well, that speaker looks cool. Look at this spear. 329 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy that speaker. And then I'm like, oh yeah, 330 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 1: that plug up. So I got all these things I'm 331 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,959 Speaker 1: gonna buy. While I'm waiting and waiting and waiting, they 332 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,639 Speaker 1: come back twenty minutes later. Now I've already been in 333 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,359 Speaker 1: there thirty minutes total because I waited ten minutes to 334 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 1: get seen. Then they come back twenty minutes later and 335 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,960 Speaker 1: he says, we're gonna do with something something something test. 336 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 1: It's okay. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, I 337 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,120 Speaker 1: got my new speaker that I'm gonna buy. I got 338 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: my plug I'm gonna buy, and uh, you know, chit chatting. 339 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: It's ten minutes. So now it's forty two minutes. I 340 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 1: looked at my watch, my Apple Watch, looked at it. 341 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: It's forty two minutes. The guy come back. Because we 342 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,359 Speaker 1: put your your air buds, your earbuds on a charge it. 343 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 1: They need to be charged for twenty minutes. We're gonna 344 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,720 Speaker 1: do it here, but you could do it at home, 345 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: and once you do that, it should fix them out 346 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,199 Speaker 1: and they'll be working. Fine, I'll just do it at home. 347 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: I've been in here forty two minutes. Okay, I'll be 348 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,359 Speaker 1: right back. Comes right back out. It gives me my 349 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 1: air puts. Make sure you charge it for twenty minutes. 350 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,639 Speaker 1: Everything will be fine. We did an analytics test and 351 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: they're gonna be uh, you know, upgraded and up to 352 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 1: speed and bump up up. Oh, by the way, can 353 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,520 Speaker 1: I buy this little speaker. I want to buy this 354 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 1: little speaker in the sure Boom boo boo, boom boom. 355 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 1: It's like fucking the speed of light. Everything's happening. But 356 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 1: once you say bye in the Apple store, speed a light, 357 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 1: rush me out, go home. Charge my air puts thirty minutes. 358 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,880 Speaker 1: Guy said, twenty minutes. I'm gonna do thirty minutes. Charge 359 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,760 Speaker 1: a thirty minutes. They don't work. Oh maybe they maybe, uh, 360 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: they didn't charge it. I'm gonna charge them again for 361 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,159 Speaker 1: another twenty two minutes. I'm gonna time it on my Apple, 362 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 1: my Apple Watch. It costs five hundred dollars. Charge my earbuds. 363 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 1: They don't work. I go, I told my wife. I said, Babe, 364 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: I gotta go back to that fucking hell. I was 365 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: in there today. I was in there for forty seven minutes, 366 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: and I spent money, spent money I didn't plan on spending. 367 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,040 Speaker 1: And I gotta go back. We'll just go back and 368 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,119 Speaker 1: say it's not just. There is no just when you 369 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,639 Speaker 1: have a repair or replacement you need something new in 370 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,639 Speaker 1: the Apple Store except for buying, they stuff you. But 371 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,959 Speaker 1: I woke up the next morning, did my walk in 372 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 1: Central Park. Beautiful time a year in such a park, 373 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:35,119 Speaker 1: five miles, fourteen thousand steps around that park, feeling good. 374 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 1: Go to the Apple store just opened. It's like nine 375 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 1: forty five in the morning. Not very crowded. See the 376 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: security go Mike while you back back is his fucking 377 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,359 Speaker 1: ear puts Yoh they're gonna fix you up today. Go 378 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,960 Speaker 1: down there, I said, sir. See here yesterday, Remember, yes, sir, 379 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 1: they don't work. I need a new pair. I have 380 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: Apple Care. I need a new pair. You see the 381 00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,120 Speaker 1: date that I bought the way. I need a new pair. 382 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,919 Speaker 1: We'll be right back, I said, sir, because he called me. 383 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 1: Start as I said, sir, I don't want to be 384 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 1: in your old day yesterday. I had a day trip here. 385 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,879 Speaker 1: I want to get the fuck out. I want to 386 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 1: get out, sir, Please get me out of here, sir. Anyway, 387 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 1: he comes back, bulah bah blah blah. And they actually 388 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,160 Speaker 1: did replacement and it only took fifteen minutes. It took 389 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, which again is thirteen minutes longer than if 390 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: you go into the Apple Store to buy something. Like 391 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,399 Speaker 1: I said, you go into the Apple Store to buy something, 392 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: they fucking fast track you in out boom can I. 393 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,360 Speaker 1: They'll give you coffee tea. There's a whole thing if 394 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: you buy something in the Apple Store, not even expensive things. 395 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: Buy a plug, a cord in the Apple Store, in 396 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: and out repair fix. They stuffy in the back of 397 00:24:45,520 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 1: the fucking bus podcast. The entire world is waiting on 398 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 1: Hamas Trump and BB. We're in Washington. The other day 399 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: Saudi signed off on the deal. Qatar signed off on 400 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 1: the deal. BB called Qatar and apologized, which I can't 401 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,560 Speaker 1: even imagine that apology. Trump is like, Babe, you gotta 402 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 1: you gotta call uh you know, the Prime Minister, the President, 403 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,120 Speaker 1: the Great you know they got all these weird names. 404 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 1: You gotta call them me. You got to apologie, Like 405 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to do this, Just call them even 406 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: though you don't you don't want to do it, even 407 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 1: though you probably don't think you should apologize. You don't 408 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,080 Speaker 1: even have to make your apology. Sincere from the bottom 409 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,880 Speaker 1: of your heart. You just have to make him think 410 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: it's sincere and from the bottom of your heart. So 411 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,680 Speaker 1: Bibi had to call the leader whatever they are over 412 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,840 Speaker 1: there Qatar and apologize. But they got the Katari's they 413 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: signed off, Saudi, they signed Everybody has signed off on 414 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: this deal. Everybody. The President of the United States, whether 415 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 1: you'd like him or not, he is the President of 416 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 1: the United States, the Prime Minister of Israel, the leader 417 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,399 Speaker 1: of this Saudi country, leader of Katar, the leader of 418 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,880 Speaker 1: this UAE, Every Saudi Arabian Middle Eastern places signed off 419 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 1: on a deal except for Hamas. Right now, currently, as 420 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,719 Speaker 1: of the recording of this I Am Rapports stereo podcast, 421 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:35,679 Speaker 1: the entire world waits as a bunch of bab boon raping, terrorist, arsonist, kidnapping, murderist, 422 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:43,480 Speaker 1: deviant thiefs make a decision if they agree with the 423 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,719 Speaker 1: President of the United States and every other Middle Eastern country. 424 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 1: The entire world is waiting for a decision from Hamas. 425 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: Can you fucking believe that shit? The inferiority complex, they 426 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 1: got the entire world by the fucking balls. We're all 427 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 1: waiting for Hamas, and there are still forty eight hostages, 428 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 1: and Israel is still under attack during Young Kippour, right 429 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 1: as Young Kipper started in Israel. What happens Gaza, poor Gaza. 430 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:17,199 Speaker 1: They launch missiles into Israel. And while all this is 431 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,640 Speaker 1: going on, while the entire world waits to see if 432 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 1: Hamas will accept this deal, and I'm begging, I listen, 433 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 1: any person that I offended, any person who is offended 434 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 1: by me, specifically, any person who thinks I'm wrong, crazy, 435 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,679 Speaker 1: I'm a Zionist, this, I'm an empty this, all those things. 436 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: Let's put it all aside. Let's please all beg. Let's 437 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 1: please all pray, Let's please all scream, please please, all 438 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,679 Speaker 1: of us collectively, all of us collectively who have nothing 439 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: to do with the battle on the field, all of 440 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: us who care about humanity, who care about innocent civilians, 441 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: all of us, all of us. I don't care if 442 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,719 Speaker 1: you're free Palestine, gods of this, you think Israel's this, 443 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,679 Speaker 1: that and the third, all of us. Let's pull all 444 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,439 Speaker 1: of it in the past, right now and beg plead 445 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 1: scream Hamas, the leaders of Hamas, please take this deal. 446 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:30,159 Speaker 1: Can we all agree to say, Hamas please take this deal? 447 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 1: Please please, You guys will be giving amnesty. You could 448 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: go off to wherever you're going off and hide and 449 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 1: live the rest of your life rich. Rich. You're Hamas fighters, 450 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: your leaders are, they'll take care of you. The world, 451 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,719 Speaker 1: Donald Trump and the rest of the Middle East is 452 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 1: offering you sovereignty. Can we all please hope, pray, beg 453 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,600 Speaker 1: plead for Harmasque to accept this deal. And you know 454 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,959 Speaker 1: what I was thinking, in twenty five years. In twenty 455 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 1: five years, all of us will live long enough, hopefully 456 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: a ro Kashem. All of us will be alive to 457 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:25,480 Speaker 1: witness a new Gaza, a peaceful Gaza with hopefully casinos 458 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:30,239 Speaker 1: and skyrise buildings and strip clubs if you're into that, 459 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 1: weed shops, Chick fil Ase, Starbucks, the best hummus in 460 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:43,880 Speaker 1: the world. The place will be completely rebuilt. The Gaza 461 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: Plaza will become a reality. The Gaza International Film Festival 462 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: will become a reality. The Gaza International Tennis Tournament will 463 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:58,080 Speaker 1: become a reality. Jake Paul will be about fifty. He 464 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:04,120 Speaker 1: can have his last fight in Gaza if they take 465 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,600 Speaker 1: this deal now and we move forward. I am begging 466 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 1: everybody to please scream, tweet, stop tweeting about Greta Thumberg 467 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: and her fucking, dumb, fucking flotilla and her froggy hat 468 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,280 Speaker 1: tweet beg please protest, scream, do whatever you need to 469 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: do in any language for Hamas to take this deal. Please. 470 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 1: The United States President and all the Middle Eastern countries 471 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 1: have all agreed. We are all now waiting for Hamas 472 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:41,640 Speaker 1: because more than people begging pleading for Harmasa, please please 473 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: please take this deal. People are upset that Greta and 474 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 1: the gremlins, Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks were detained 475 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: like Israel told them that we're gonna get detained. Israel 476 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 1: told you if you come over here and your little 477 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: fucking row boats and your tongue boats, you got your 478 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 1: frog hat on and all your goofy shit, we're gonna 479 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,600 Speaker 1: detain you. You're not kidnapped, Greta Thunberg and the flotilla freez. 480 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: You're not kidnapped. There are kidnapped victims who have been 481 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: held for almost two years. They told you, if you 482 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,000 Speaker 1: come here during an act of war, we're gonna detain 483 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 1: your ass. You're gonna be fed, you're gonna be treated 484 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,440 Speaker 1: by doctors, and then we're gonna let you go, we're 485 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,920 Speaker 1: gonna send you on your way. We told you, Israel 486 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,560 Speaker 1: told Greta and the flotilla freaks that was going to happen. 487 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:45,120 Speaker 1: Not gonna be hurt. You're not a victim. Greta Thunberg 488 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:49,480 Speaker 1: and your little froggy hat. People are screaming. They've arrested, 489 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 1: they've kidnapped, they've detained. Greta Thunberg and the flotilla freaks. 490 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 1: They told you it was gonna happen. Why are you 491 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: set them? See, this is when you don't grow up 492 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 1: with ramification. Parents tell you, yo, if you don't do this, 493 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your ass in time out. If you 494 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 1: don't do this, you're not going to basketball practice. If 495 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 1: you don't do this, you're not gonna go play with 496 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: your girlfriends. If you don't do this, you're not playing PlayStation. 497 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,720 Speaker 1: You didn't grow up like that. Greta and the fotilla freaks, 498 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 1: they told you. You're not coming over there on your 499 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 1: boats giving aid. Do whatever the fuck you hope and 500 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 1: dream and want to do it. I'm sure it's with 501 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,040 Speaker 1: good intentions. I'm sure it's not for cameras, documentaries and footage. 502 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure it's very very good intentions, Greta, your little 503 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,640 Speaker 1: frog hat wearing freak. I'm sure it's from the bottom 504 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 1: of your art. How dare you? They told you what 505 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,480 Speaker 1: they were gonna do. Israel said, we're gonna we're gonna 506 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: do the same thing we did with t you last on. 507 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 1: We gonna give you a nice sandwich. We're gonna have our 508 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,040 Speaker 1: doctors check out, make sure you're you're living and breathing, 509 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,120 Speaker 1: unlike the hostages, see Greta Thumberg. And then we're gonna 510 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,520 Speaker 1: bring aid to the innocent civilians of Gaza. Were you 511 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,440 Speaker 1: planning on bringing aid or getting aid to the hostages, 512 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: because nobody has brought any aid to the hostages who 513 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:09,800 Speaker 1: have been held for almost two years as of now. 514 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:15,280 Speaker 1: We're gonna bring aid to the hostages, Greta, No, you 515 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: weren't gonna bring When Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks 516 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:25,680 Speaker 1: landed and got detained and arrested by the Israeli authorities, 517 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,600 Speaker 1: you were treated better than the hostages have been treated 518 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,120 Speaker 1: in two fucking years. You think you can go into 519 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 1: a war a war zone that started on October seventh. 520 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,880 Speaker 1: They told you what was gonna happen you got detained, 521 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 1: you got fed, you got band aids, you got sent 522 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: home again. Greta, you got to keep your stupid fucking 523 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,720 Speaker 1: frog hat. You got to put it on your dumb, 524 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: little fucking head. And they sent you back again. And 525 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 1: if you come one more time, we're gonna send you 526 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,280 Speaker 1: back another time. Greta. Three is hope they arrest your 527 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,720 Speaker 1: ass this next time we're gonna come back. How dare 528 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,840 Speaker 1: you with your pre recorded messages, if you're seeing this message, 529 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: this is my passport. How dare you if you're seeing 530 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:17,600 Speaker 1: this message, I have been kidnapped? How dare you little fuckers? 531 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,319 Speaker 1: How dare you little fuckers when they told you what 532 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: they were gonna do, when they told you you're not 533 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: allowed in an active war zone? How dare you refer 534 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,239 Speaker 1: to yourself as kidnap victims? Your little fucking bullshit artists, 535 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: each and every one of you, you refer to yourself 536 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: as kidnap victims on your pre recorded messages with your 537 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 1: lawyer's phone number written on your This is just in 538 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: case you're not a fucking victim. Motherfucker. You motherfuckers aren't 539 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:51,040 Speaker 1: victims kidnapping victims? Forty eight real people are still being 540 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:56,239 Speaker 1: held hostage. Israel is still under siege, being bombed on 541 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:00,800 Speaker 1: seven fronts for two fucking years. And oh, a kidnapped 542 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 1: victim calling yourself kidnap victims, real people, American citizens have 543 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: been held for two years. You got the audacity and 544 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,279 Speaker 1: the nerve to refer to yourself, We're kidnapped in the world. 545 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,240 Speaker 1: Can you how could you stand? Take it to the UN, 546 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,360 Speaker 1: take it to the ICC, see what they're gonna do 547 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,360 Speaker 1: about it? Jack shit. You knew what was gonna happen. 548 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 1: They told you what was gonna happen. The same thing 549 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,520 Speaker 1: happened last time. You were treated, fed and sent on 550 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,279 Speaker 1: your fucking way, treated and fed, unlike the forty eight 551 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,960 Speaker 1: hazards who have been in captivity for two years now, 552 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:41,800 Speaker 1: Greta and the flotilla freaks. And let's say, hypothetically, somehow, 553 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,720 Speaker 1: in some way, you little, your little creeps did wander 554 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: off in the guys. Let's say your boats did land 555 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,360 Speaker 1: and you wandered off in the gaysen. How do you 556 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 1: think you'd be treated by Hamas with open arms? How 557 00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 1: would Hamas treat you? How would Hamas treat Greta Thumber? 558 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: How would Hamas treat the LGBTQ people on that flotilla. 559 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 1: How would Hamas treat any of you if they could 560 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,320 Speaker 1: get their fucking hands on any one of you flotilla freaks? 561 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,279 Speaker 1: What would they do to you? Would they go, oh, 562 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 1: thank you so much? You know what, you guys, Let's 563 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,960 Speaker 1: give a little tour of the tunnels. Here, here's the tunnels. 564 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,479 Speaker 1: This is a mile seventy four and this is where 565 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,719 Speaker 1: we killed the six Israelis back in June. And this 566 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,840 Speaker 1: is mile one hundred and seventy three, and this is 567 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,399 Speaker 1: where we held the five girls. And he oh, look, 568 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,279 Speaker 1: here's some of the hostages. We've had him here for 569 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,440 Speaker 1: two You think you get a little tour of the tunnels, 570 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,160 Speaker 1: a tunnel tour, Greta and the flotilla fix, is that 571 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,320 Speaker 1: what you want? You're gonna go to Ganza and Hamas 572 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,880 Speaker 1: is gonna show you around the tunnels, give a little 573 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,799 Speaker 1: tour of the tunnels, and show you the prisoners, the 574 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,960 Speaker 1: kidnap victims who have been held for the last two years. 575 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,600 Speaker 1: Your fucking losers. They told you were gonna get arrested, 576 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,879 Speaker 1: and then they gotcha, said you're under arrest and you're 577 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: being sent home. It's the same fucking script as last time, 578 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,680 Speaker 1: we're gonna feed you, we're gonna treat you, and we're 579 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,560 Speaker 1: gonna send you on your fucking way. You're not victims. 580 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,440 Speaker 1: And it happened on young Kipper in the whole world Twitter, 581 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,319 Speaker 1: Twitter's oh my god, oh my god, this is the 582 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,840 Speaker 1: best of humanity. Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks, this 583 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:29,080 Speaker 1: is the best of humanity. They risked nothing, Nothing was 584 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,360 Speaker 1: gonna happen to them. They knew nothing was gonna happen. 585 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:37,120 Speaker 1: They're probably fed, offered showers, deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, fed again, 586 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,720 Speaker 1: and put on fucking l all airlines back to wherever 587 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 1: the fuck you came from, and you could do. This 588 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 1: is what happened. Nothing happened. You got no story. When 589 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 1: they asked Greta Thumberg the first time she came in, 590 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,480 Speaker 1: isw what happened? She had no story because she was 591 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,480 Speaker 1: treated well. Unlike the forty eight hostages and the victims, 592 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,120 Speaker 1: every single victim of October seven, the return hostages, and 593 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:08,200 Speaker 1: every single person was terrorized, killed, violated, and so much 594 00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 1: more on October seventh, None of that happened to your 595 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:16,279 Speaker 1: sick cosplaying cook freak flow, Tilla Fuckheads, im rap Ports 596 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,000 Speaker 1: stereo podcasts. I'm done. Tell a friend to telling a 597 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,520 Speaker 1: friend about the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. 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