WEBVTT - Bronson Pinchot Meets World

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is a bit of a weird update considering, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're multiple months into the year of twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five, but we get a lot of emails. We

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<v Speaker 1>get a lot of emails about whether or not we

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<v Speaker 1>have exchanged our Christmas gifts. You guys are so cute

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<v Speaker 1>with how much you pay attention and care about these

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<v Speaker 1>little moments in our lives.

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<v Speaker 2>What's gonna happen Like, it's just gonna the pressure is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna keep building, Like ten years from now, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to be like buying each other cars.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have to keep getting each other bigger and

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<v Speaker 3>better gifts.

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<v Speaker 4>They just want to know what, Yeah, guess yeah, it

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<v Speaker 4>sixs a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, whatever when I buy you a Lamborghini next year,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know you so well, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>How much you want Lamborghin exactly? Can you also go

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<v Speaker 4>camping in it? Can you press a button and then becomes

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<v Speaker 4>another thing?

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<v Speaker 5>You can?

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<v Speaker 6>I do have a poster of a Lamborghini as a kid,

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<v Speaker 6>of course, a Lamborghini cuontash.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, one of the worst driving automobiles in history.

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<v Speaker 6>By the way, Yes, they're not a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 4>They know they were. Lamb I don't want a Lamborghini.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want a Lamborghini. I don't I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>a laborghady.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So we did get together.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a wonderful little lunch and we exchanged our

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas gifts. So, writer, why don't you go first and

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<v Speaker 1>tell everybody what you got?

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<v Speaker 2>I got superhero underwear, Yes you did, Spider Man, it's

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<v Speaker 2>still in its packaging.

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<v Speaker 4>And how did you fly without them?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god? And then you framed our baseball cards, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Allen and ginter tops cards.

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<v Speaker 4>Each one of those. I got one myself too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that was very sweet. Will what did you get?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, Danielle, you also got superhero.

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<v Speaker 7>Underwear from me?

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<v Speaker 1>I most certainly did. I got superhero boxers.

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<v Speaker 4>Shopping for it was really creepy, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, because at first you didn't go right to boxers,

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<v Speaker 1>no superhero, but it was.

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<v Speaker 5>Like all these super I was like, wow, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't look Batman the same if it's a Batman.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought jewelry was too personal to buy me, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>tutic imagine buying me a thong.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm talking to Sue, I'm like, I don't feel

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<v Speaker 5>comfortable with this.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like make them boxers. I'm like, okay, that makes

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<v Speaker 4>more sense. You guys both got the same pair, And yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We got the same Christmas gift this year, which is

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<v Speaker 3>very cool.

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<v Speaker 6>We both got.

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<v Speaker 3>Superhero boxer shorts and are framed.

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<v Speaker 4>Down I got, which I'm actually it's funny.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm starting to read about Rider got me an electronic calendar,

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<v Speaker 5>which is really cool. But the problem with it is

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<v Speaker 5>the screen is small, so as I'm writing on it

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<v Speaker 5>with sharpie, there's not a whole lot of room to

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<v Speaker 5>put my day stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>The story behind this is that Will can never schedule anything, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>without his physical what he calls the big calendar that

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<v Speaker 2>is in their house. And so if we're texting or

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<v Speaker 2>figuring out and we have to schedule a lot of things,

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<v Speaker 2>guys like it's a constant can do this together. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why it takes it April, and it's always like I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to tell you when I get home tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 6>And look at the big calendar, like I can't really.

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<v Speaker 3>Also doesn't take a picture of it on his phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I've started doing that.

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<v Speaker 6>He can't reference it, he can't tell you what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>And he started doing that. I started doing that, so.

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<v Speaker 2>My idea was, let's get Will a big calendar that's electronic,

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<v Speaker 2>and then maybe there will.

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<v Speaker 5>Be a way to learn how to use it. It

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<v Speaker 5>reminds me of my our frame, which I love so

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<v Speaker 5>much for a calendar. And then from uh, Danielle, I

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<v Speaker 5>got my Batman and it actually works. Huh like it

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<v Speaker 5>really Jeck sabacity and it's so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually pictured it in your theater room.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I don't know if you can see it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Will, when you were Batman, was it a slightly

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<v Speaker 2>different symbol? It was, right, Yes, it was red. It

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<v Speaker 2>was also a different what it's this symbol? Oh right, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the Batman beyond symbol.

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<v Speaker 4>This is original. This is a this is eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 6>Old school Yeah yeah, cool.

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<v Speaker 4>So I love that. So yeah, I've got it right.

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<v Speaker 6>Here and that stuff.

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<v Speaker 7>It was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was very I don't have my gift.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was recording at home, I could show off

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<v Speaker 2>the gift that Danielle got me. Daniel and Jensen got

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<v Speaker 2>me this amazing little work of art.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't do you do you have? Do you know

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<v Speaker 6>the artist's name, yes, the of your head.

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<v Speaker 1>So the artist's name is Scott Hildebrandt and he makes

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<v Speaker 1>incredible works of art inside vintage clocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so it's like a vintage alarm clock. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I was in my office show.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's a vintage alarm clock.

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<v Speaker 2>And it has this little camper scene of like a

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<v Speaker 2>car and a trailer and a little it has a

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<v Speaker 2>flickering light so you turn it on. It's the coziest,

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<v Speaker 2>coolest little thing. And it's in my office now, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be it'll be behind.

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<v Speaker 6>Me when I'm recording there normally.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Very cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what did you get from?

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<v Speaker 7>Writer?

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<v Speaker 1>I got an incredible pullover that has the Grateful Dead

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<v Speaker 1>dancing bear on it.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the designer?

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<v Speaker 1>Writer?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a design it's a clothing brands clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Huckberry, like anybody if you if you go on Huckberry,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the rider's strong clothing, like you just look.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were doing they did a special like Grateful

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<v Speaker 2>Dead limited edition sweat sweater and this was like in

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<v Speaker 2>September or whatever, and I was like, oh, gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>it for Danielle because she's a dead head now and

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<v Speaker 2>I just think it's steral.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, it's it's a little Bear's. It's a nice sweater.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a nice pullover.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good quality, it's nice and thick, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it so happy and and we already mentioned well,

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<v Speaker 1>got me the Allen and Ginter cards. I'm gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>my Allan in Ginter cards. I think right under over

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<v Speaker 1>here is where I have the Thomas Guide that I

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<v Speaker 1>frame for.

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<v Speaker 5>And I know that so writer obviously doesn't care. But

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<v Speaker 5>have you worn your superhero boxers to bed yet?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't. But I don't sleep in boxer shorts.

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<v Speaker 7>But do you either?

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<v Speaker 3>If it's really cold, I have sweatpants on, or I

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<v Speaker 3>just like in a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you porky piket in bed?

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<v Speaker 6>Really have this conversation on this podcast. I feel like

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<v Speaker 6>we've talked about but because we.

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<v Speaker 4>Talked about sleeping naked, so naked, you cover the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>You keep the top is one thing, but cover the bottom. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I get it. You are You're Donald ducking it in bed?

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<v Speaker 6>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Bond Meets World. I'm Daniel Fishel, I'm right

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<v Speaker 1>or Strong, and I'm Wilford. We are very excited for

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<v Speaker 1>today's guest. During our journey through Boy Meets World. In

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<v Speaker 1>addition to trying to create a definitive audio time capsule

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<v Speaker 1>for our own show, we have taken on some quick

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<v Speaker 1>side missions, hoping to learn a little bit more about

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<v Speaker 1>our Friday night neighbors and the details surrounding a programming

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<v Speaker 1>block that would change TV forever. Whether it was Jim Janisek,

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<v Speaker 1>the brainchild behind the TGIF campaign, or Nick Backay, a

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<v Speaker 1>man who went from a writer to the voice of

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<v Speaker 1>a cat who could somehow make us time travel, we

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<v Speaker 1>are interested in all the info, and today we're not

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<v Speaker 1>only talking to someone who was the star of TGIF's

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<v Speaker 1>first ever anchor, but his legendary run on TV and

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<v Speaker 1>unforgettable appearances in classic movies makes him a first Ballot

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Hall of Famer. You know him best as Balki

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<v Speaker 1>Bartolomeus from the Island of Mepos, a lovable goofball who

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<v Speaker 1>has immigrated to Chicago to live with his distant and

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<v Speaker 1>unsuspecting cousin Larry. The show ran for eight seasons and

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<v Speaker 1>it was a massive hit, with Balki becoming the face

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<v Speaker 1>of the channel, and the ratings were so high they

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<v Speaker 1>would lead the way on the mission to turn Friday

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<v Speaker 1>Nights from a TV graveyard to appointment family viewing. And

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<v Speaker 1>even before Balky touchdown in the US, our guest was

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<v Speaker 1>already a bona fide movie star. His first movie ever

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<v Speaker 1>was alongside Tom Cruise in the seminole eighties movie Risky Business.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome movie, awesome role.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna be saying that all day to day, just

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<v Speaker 5>so you know everything you're about to mention.

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<v Speaker 3>And it didn't stop there.

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<v Speaker 1>Beverly Hills, Cop one, two and three, Ah, After Hours, Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>the First Wives Club, I can't And True Romance.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, he's got Oh he was so guy.

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<v Speaker 5>You've forgot about True He was so good in True Romance.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my Truman, Okay, I have to be honest. True

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<v Speaker 2>Romance is the only one of those I've seen.

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<v Speaker 5>You've never seen any of the No, I know, there's

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<v Speaker 5>like Cepy Holes and then Risky Business.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never seen either.

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<v Speaker 2>After you've never seen the hours of Scorsese film, Yes, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have.

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<v Speaker 6>After I know. I just it's actually on my list,

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<v Speaker 6>Like I'm dude, it is. It is absolutely brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything.

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<v Speaker 5>You just listen and actually you forgot He's done four

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<v Speaker 5>of the uh, Beverly because they just did the new

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<v Speaker 5>one and the whole cast got together, got back together.

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<v Speaker 4>He was one banger after and next. And he's never

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<v Speaker 4>the lead. He always is a character actor who comes

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<v Speaker 4>in and then steals whatever the hell he's in. It's

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<v Speaker 4>so good, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>His performance in the first Beverly Hills cop movie, Eddie Murphy.

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<v Speaker 5>You see him on camera just trying to keep it

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<v Speaker 5>together as he's speaking to him. He's like, Eddie Murphy

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<v Speaker 5>is trying not to break. It's so funny, funny, it

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<v Speaker 5>is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no TGIF without cousin Balki, and so we

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<v Speaker 1>are honored to welcome a legend to the podcast this

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<v Speaker 1>week break out the Dance of Joy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Bronze and Pinchot Bronson. We are so honored that

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<v Speaker 3>you agreed to spend some time.

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<v Speaker 1>With us today. So first off, thank you you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It is really great to see you. Before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into the branches of our big TGIF family tree, we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to delve a little into your.

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<v Speaker 3>Actor origin story.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you were born in New York, but you

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<v Speaker 1>moved to California at a very young age. But neither

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<v Speaker 1>of your parents were in the business. So how did

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<v Speaker 1>acting find its way into your life?

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<v Speaker 7>It found its way in. I had a friend I

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<v Speaker 7>was I was all ready to be an illustrator and

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<v Speaker 7>an artist, you know, painter, illustrator. And I had a

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<v Speaker 7>friend who I was an actor at the UCSB Santa Barbara, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>And I went to see him in a play, a

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<v Speaker 7>really interesting, you know, dark Russian play, and I came

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<v Speaker 7>home and felt a strange emotion which was something like

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<v Speaker 7>I guess initially it it might have been something like jealousy,

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<v Speaker 7>but it was so much deeper than that. It ended

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<v Speaker 7>up being that's what I'm supposed to be doing. And

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<v Speaker 7>now what do I do because I don't have any

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<v Speaker 7>acting training, but that's obviously what I need to be doing. So,

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<v Speaker 7>uh we were very poor, we were poort so but

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<v Speaker 7>but I had gotten a scholarship to go to Yale,

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<v Speaker 7>which I mean, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Just just just a scholarship.

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<v Speaker 4>School. I got this scholarship.

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<v Speaker 6>Part of the system.

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<v Speaker 7>So I went and I started to to do you know,

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<v Speaker 7>drawing and painting and studying ancient philosophy. But but they

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<v Speaker 7>had uh, you know, student plays you could audition for,

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<v Speaker 7>and I auditioned for, uh a Shakespeare play and I

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<v Speaker 7>got it. I didn't know what I was doing, but

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<v Speaker 7>the head of the acting department came to see it

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<v Speaker 7>and said, you don't know what you're doing, but there's

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<v Speaker 7>something there because when you walk on stage, it's like

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<v Speaker 7>a breath of fresh air. Would you like to actually

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<v Speaker 7>learn how to do this? And I said I would.

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<v Speaker 7>So he created a little tutorial for only just five

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<v Speaker 7>of us, and he started to teach us how to act.

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<v Speaker 7>I got into it. So at a certain point, the

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<v Speaker 7>fine arts department makes you do a portfolio review where

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<v Speaker 7>you put up all your stuff and they tell you

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<v Speaker 7>what they think. And I remember very distinctly with what

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<v Speaker 7>they said. The guy leaned back and he looked at

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<v Speaker 7>everything and he said, well, it's very exuberant, although heavy handed,

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<v Speaker 7>and I guess we'll take you. But this acting crap

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<v Speaker 7>has to stop. And I thought, what is it? You know,

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<v Speaker 7>life is just so well scripted. I was like, you're

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<v Speaker 7>I went an arrogant butt head, What are you talking to?

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<v Speaker 7>What the hell are you talking about? I'll do plays

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<v Speaker 7>if I want to. What difference does it make? But

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<v Speaker 7>I mean I didn't. It was like done. I don't

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<v Speaker 7>want you, you know, you're arrogant and uh, anyway, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>drawing and painting is the thing you do by yourself

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<v Speaker 7>in an attic, and I'm a very social creature, and

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<v Speaker 7>he made the decision for me. It was it was

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<v Speaker 7>a terrible thing to say to a nineteen year old,

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<v Speaker 7>but a wonderful thing because I literally just was like,

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<v Speaker 7>screw you, I don't have anything. No. So fast forward

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<v Speaker 7>about a year and I did a I did a

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<v Speaker 7>play by Ian Escoll called The Lesson, which is just

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<v Speaker 7>a crackpot professor teaching this one student and kind of

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<v Speaker 7>coming on to her. And it's it's a very weird play.

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<v Speaker 7>But anyway, the director had come in every single day

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<v Speaker 7>and just hump. He would just had me get on

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<v Speaker 7>top of this actress and it was like an acting exercise.

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<v Speaker 1>And I finally said, wait, I'm sorry, did you say

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<v Speaker 1>hump or hum?

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<v Speaker 7>Hum?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? I heard hump, and then I wasn't sure how

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<v Speaker 3>you were Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>You did have a sexual undertone undertone. So I finally said,

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<v Speaker 7>the play is opening in like ten days and we're

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<v Speaker 7>doing theater games and I feel really odd about that.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, there's no play happening, So I will I

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<v Speaker 7>will propose to you that you go away and I'll

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<v Speaker 7>just figure it out myself. And if you don't go away,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll go away because you've really had us here for

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<v Speaker 7>three weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>You've done nothing well also.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, doing voyeuristic weird stuff. So he went away.

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<v Speaker 7>I figured out to play with this with this wonderful

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<v Speaker 7>young actress and another young actress who was in it,

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<v Speaker 7>and somebody came to see it who was in He

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<v Speaker 7>was studying music composition. I wish I remembered his name,

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<v Speaker 7>because he's responsible for my whole career. He came to

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<v Speaker 7>see it, and then he went back to his class,

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<v Speaker 7>which was being taught by a composer named Maury Yeston.

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<v Speaker 7>And Maury Yeston was writing incidental music for a play

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<v Speaker 7>off Broadway called Cloud Nine, and he mentioned, in passing

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<v Speaker 7>to his students, we're seeing people professional actors in New York,

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<v Speaker 7>and they're supposed to be funny. They're not. Isn't it

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<v Speaker 7>a pity? Because I'm sure there's somebody right, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>within spinning distance who is funny. And his students said,

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<v Speaker 7>I just saw somebody in a play called The Lesson,

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<v Speaker 7>and he's funny. So that the Yeston said well, I'll

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<v Speaker 7>get him an audition, and he got me an audition

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<v Speaker 7>site unseen. I went down. They kept me waiting five

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<v Speaker 7>hours because I was the charity case. But at the end,

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<v Speaker 7>at the end of five hours, I did a really, really,

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<v Speaker 7>really a good audition and the casting director kim all

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<v Speaker 7>the way out of the back of the theater because

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<v Speaker 7>she's the one that had kept me waiting five hours,

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<v Speaker 7>and she said, where did you come from? I said, well,

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<v Speaker 7>I've been in the lobby for five hours, and she said,

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<v Speaker 7>well you've you're I didn't. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>see what's up here. So she she took me under

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<v Speaker 7>her wing. Her her name was Mary Cahoun. She took

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<v Speaker 7>me under her wing, and she she she brought me

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<v Speaker 7>to casting sessions. And then I got a play in

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<v Speaker 7>New York and the producers of Risky Business came see

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<v Speaker 7>the play and cast me in Risky Business, and then

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<v Speaker 7>I was off. And so it it it's that's that's

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<v Speaker 7>my acting origin story, and that's the that's how it happened,

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<v Speaker 7>you know. It's I saw Isabella Rossellini on a thing

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<v Speaker 7>the other day saying that she asked her mother Ingrid Bergman,

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<v Speaker 7>how do you get into acting? And her mother said,

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<v Speaker 7>you don't. If it's a calling, it comes for you,

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<v Speaker 7>which is true because you can knock and knock and

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<v Speaker 7>knock and knock and knock on the door, but you know,

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<v Speaker 7>it's like the mailbox opens and somebody reaches out and

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<v Speaker 7>pulls you in. And so that's how that's how it happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, And so Risky Business was your first movie.

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<v Speaker 7>It was my first movie.

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<v Speaker 3>And is that the movie that you were auditioning for

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<v Speaker 3>at the time where she came out and got you

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<v Speaker 3>or was that a different project? And then she.

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<v Speaker 7>Product at the plate the thing where I said, in

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<v Speaker 7>the lobby for five hours, which is funny because it

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<v Speaker 7>then happened again the second most important juncture of my career.

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<v Speaker 7>They had a movie called Beverly Hills Cop and there

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<v Speaker 7>was a character in it who was named Jack. He

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<v Speaker 7>was American, and there was just a brief scene where

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<v Speaker 7>Axel comes into a store, a clothing store called can

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<v Speaker 7>you Imagine with a question mark? And there's a character

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<v Speaker 7>named Jack who's described as an extremely this is why

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<v Speaker 7>I said I wouldn't go in it is described as

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<v Speaker 7>incredibly good looking and gay, and he had just a

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<v Speaker 7>few lines, and the whole purpose of the scene was

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<v Speaker 7>for it was nineteen eighty four, for Axel to just

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<v Speaker 7>be like, you know, kind of beat on him because

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<v Speaker 7>he was gay and leave. And they came to me

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<v Speaker 7>and said, we can't make this funny. And I looked

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<v Speaker 7>at it and said, I wonder why there's there's it's

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<v Speaker 7>a it's a one beat. You know, it's one beat.

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<v Speaker 7>It's it's the main character being kind of like a

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<v Speaker 7>jerk too. So they said, well, can you can you

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<v Speaker 7>come up with something? So I said, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 7>there's nothing really there. But I took a long, long

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<v Speaker 7>walk with the script and I kept doing it and

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<v Speaker 7>doing it. I was like, what, And then it came

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<v Speaker 7>to me that it might work if I did the

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<v Speaker 7>voice of this Israelian makeup lady that I'd worked with,

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<v Speaker 7>and also her body language because she had no bones.

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<v Speaker 7>So I went and the director, Marty Breast, he really

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<v Speaker 7>loves actors. He loves them so much that I sat

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<v Speaker 7>there for three hours. Three hours is a long time,

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<v Speaker 7>so long, and I sat there for three hours and

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<v Speaker 7>I thought, I should you know, I've I've been in

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<v Speaker 7>risky business, and I've been in the Flamingo kid, and

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<v Speaker 7>why do I have to wait three hours? So I

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<v Speaker 7>called my agent and she said, yeah, you're absolutely right,

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<v Speaker 7>you can leave if you want. But I stayed. But

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<v Speaker 7>over the course of three hours, I cycled through. I

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<v Speaker 7>cycled through these these emotions about six times, which were

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<v Speaker 7>how dare they too? Well? I mean, really, there's a

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<v Speaker 7>there's a nice couch. I mean, you could go get

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<v Speaker 7>a you could go get a nature valley. How bad

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<v Speaker 7>is it to how dare they? I mean, what where?

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<v Speaker 7>What do you got to do? What are you going

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<v Speaker 7>to do? You know? And so by the time I

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<v Speaker 7>finally went in to see the director, I had cycled

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<v Speaker 7>through there so many times that I was relaxed enough,

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<v Speaker 7>even though I was twenty four, to say, so, here's

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<v Speaker 7>what I got, and this is all I've got. So

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<v Speaker 7>if you don't like it, I'll totally understand. And if

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<v Speaker 7>you do like it, then we can talk. I mean.

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<v Speaker 7>And I didn't say it arrogant. I just was like,

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<v Speaker 7>this is it. I mean, I didn't say I'd been

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<v Speaker 7>here three hours, but that's what I'd cycled through. And

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<v Speaker 7>I did it, and he said he he went like this, Marty,

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<v Speaker 7>so shit done? He went I love that, And what

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<v Speaker 7>would you call him? And I said, I just came

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<v Speaker 7>up with this name, Sash and so so uh that.

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<v Speaker 7>So you know, those were the most important eight hours

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<v Speaker 7>of my life because you have to cycle I think

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<v Speaker 7>in absolutely everything, everything, whether you're meeting a person who's

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<v Speaker 7>going to change your life, or auditioning or even sitting

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<v Speaker 7>in traffic, you have to cycle through. I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 7>to wait. This has been too who are you? Just

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<v Speaker 7>once you get a few times to what who are you?

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<v Speaker 7>Then you get to the good stuff. So those were

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<v Speaker 7>and I think of that now quite often nowadays. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>sitting on a set and I'm like, oh god, I've

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<v Speaker 7>been here five hours and they haven't even and I'm like, so,

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<v Speaker 7>who are you? A big deal? Wait my four hours?

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<v Speaker 7>Because you're doing a great project and they're taking their

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<v Speaker 7>time with it, and who are you? Who the hell

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<v Speaker 7>are you? And it's a it's really it's really a

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<v Speaker 7>foundational thing for anything, which is just get to the

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<v Speaker 7>point where you're like, you're you're a big deal. You know,

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<v Speaker 7>we're all sitting in traffic, so calm down and mellow

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<v Speaker 7>out and get over yourself. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I also love I'm sorry I love how you are

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<v Speaker 5>so casually mentioning so many films that were so growing up,

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<v Speaker 5>just like throwing up like oh, and I mean from

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<v Speaker 5>Risky Business to Flamingo Kid, which I used to watch

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<v Speaker 5>on a loop.

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<v Speaker 1>So Risky Business in Beverly Hills, Copper about a year

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<v Speaker 1>apart career.

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<v Speaker 3>Wise for you.

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<v Speaker 7>Here's the math I love the most because it makes

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<v Speaker 7>me happy. I came out in the play in nineteen

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<v Speaker 7>eighty two. The producers of Risky Business came to see

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<v Speaker 7>it and put me in Risky Business, which came out

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<v Speaker 7>in eighty three, and by the by nineteen eighty four,

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<v Speaker 7>I was shooting Beverly Hills cop and Christmas of eighty

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<v Speaker 7>four eighty five it came out and I was so

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<v Speaker 7>so poor. I was at the end of my tether.

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<v Speaker 7>Somebody had given me as a Christmas present the littlest,

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<v Speaker 7>stingiest gift basket you can imagine. It was a packet

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<v Speaker 7>of water crackers and apple, a Granny Smith apple, and

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<v Speaker 7>a little chunk, not even a whole thing of cheddar cheese.

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<v Speaker 7>And I had nothing else to eat. So every day

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<v Speaker 7>would I would take a sliver of the apple and

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<v Speaker 7>a sliver of the cheese and a one cracker and

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<v Speaker 7>eat it till I couldn't stand it anymore, and then

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<v Speaker 7>do it again, and the apple was starting to go brown.

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<v Speaker 7>The movie came out and I a friend said, you've

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<v Speaker 7>got to go read what they wrote about you in

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<v Speaker 7>Newsweek magazine. I said, well, why would they write about me?

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<v Speaker 7>He said, go read it. So it was a review

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<v Speaker 7>of Beverly Hills cop and I walked to the supermarket

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<v Speaker 7>to read it, and then on my way home, a

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<v Speaker 7>carful of teenagers drove off of a Point Statia Avenue

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<v Speaker 7>and onto the sidewalk and came right up to like

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<v Speaker 7>three feet in front of me and jumped out and

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<v Speaker 7>started hugging me. And that's when they happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Your whole life changed. So how drastically does your life change? Then,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the first thing that you do when all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, you know your reviews are out, you're a star.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the first thing you do to turn your situation around?

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<v Speaker 7>The first thing I did was I ran away. I

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<v Speaker 7>got because it was you know, we have not caught

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<v Speaker 7>up at all with the way our brains are wired

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:28.480
<v Speaker 7>is still from two hundred thousand years ago. So I

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<v Speaker 7>got a residual check for risky business, and I ran away.

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<v Speaker 7>I went to Greece and I just would turn the

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<v Speaker 7>lights out at night and I would take out a

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<v Speaker 7>big map of grease and I would put my finger

0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:46.160
<v Speaker 7>on it. Whenever my finger landed, I would I would

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 7>go there wow. And I remember once there was a

0:24:51.720 --> 0:24:54.520
<v Speaker 7>guy yep my age, so that was twenty five. He

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:58.800
<v Speaker 7>was coming down a very steep hill with the sheep,

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.200
<v Speaker 7>and he was a sheepherder, and he had a book

0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:03.680
<v Speaker 7>under his arm, and so I thought there's a fair

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:09.159
<v Speaker 7>chance he might speak speak English. The people Tom Miller

0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:11.879
<v Speaker 7>and Bob Boyatt and Dale mccraven had come to me

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:14.880
<v Speaker 7>with this idea that I didn't think sounded very good

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:21.080
<v Speaker 7>for this TV show about an innocent sheepherder. And I

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:25.800
<v Speaker 7>didn't think that I had any business playing innocence. I

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:30.440
<v Speaker 7>thought I was rather sophisticated and urbane. So I said,

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:32.679
<v Speaker 7>I said, I don't know about that. But anyway, I

0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:36.199
<v Speaker 7>ran out of money and I had just met this

0:25:36.280 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 7>sheepherder whose dog was named Dog and uh, so I

0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:45.399
<v Speaker 7>went to a phone booth in Athens and called them

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 7>and said, do you still want to do that show?

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:50.240
<v Speaker 7>I didn't add because I'm out of money.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Right and I just met Ader whose dog is named Dog,

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.240
<v Speaker 1>and they said, yes, we do still want to do

0:25:59.240 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>the show.

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.240
<v Speaker 7>I said, okay, like.

0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Soon, how soon can we get it going?

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:07.720
<v Speaker 6>Can you check so I can get home.

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:10.160
<v Speaker 7>I was completely out of money, so I went back

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:15.920
<v Speaker 7>and uh, and we we shot it, and then uh,

0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 7>the network wanted to replace the guy playing cousin. Uh

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.520
<v Speaker 7>Louis was was his name, because he was played by

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:27.560
<v Speaker 7>Louis Anderson. They wanted to replace Louie, so they did

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 7>auditions and incomes marklyn Baker and we realized instantly, and

0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 7>then it's it's the same way today. We can read

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:39.919
<v Speaker 7>each other's minds. And I'm not even kidding. If he

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.880
<v Speaker 7>was sitting right here, he would if you asked us

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 7>a question, he would know what I was going to answer,

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 7>and he'd start laughing, and then I'd start laughing at

0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:52.840
<v Speaker 7>the fact that that he knew. And we the you know,

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 7>no speaking would happen that when we when we do

0:26:56.760 --> 0:27:00.360
<v Speaker 7>Q and A with audiences, we just we just rock

0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 7>back and forth, laughing, and then he has to hold

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:07.800
<v Speaker 7>my mouth and explain to them all the all the

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:10.959
<v Speaker 7>things that they've missed because someone would just say something like,

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:14.639
<v Speaker 7>are you friends in real life? And then I started

0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:18.159
<v Speaker 7>laughing because of course we're must closer than friends, but

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 7>I want to say something like like, it's ridiculous, and

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:27.200
<v Speaker 7>then he and so we just laughed. So the whole

0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 7>whatever when we were interviewed, we laughed for ninety percent

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 7>of it, and he explains for nine percent of it,

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 7>and I have one or two things to say, and

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:40.240
<v Speaker 7>it's so he walked in the room and and that happened,

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:45.440
<v Speaker 7>and and then and then we were we were off.

0:27:45.480 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 7>But I still what I had missed because then I

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 7>was really famous. I had not yet had a chance

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:58.480
<v Speaker 7>to at all find out how to be a functioning

0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 7>human being. And I also didn't really know what my

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 7>process was as an actor. I had no idea, so

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 7>I didn't know how to be a person or an actor.

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 7>And then they were in the top ten, and and

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 7>they were, you know, to me, it's almost like not

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 7>my life, but more like a movie I saw, because

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 7>the level of craziness was was was I can't even

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 7>really quite grasp it now, but I mean it was.

0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 7>It was crazy. And then there were stilly things like

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:36.239
<v Speaker 7>I bought my first house I ever bought was the

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 7>house where Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio had moved right

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:46.400
<v Speaker 7>after their marriage. So there were people from Europe.

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, driving by your house.

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 7>No no, no, no, no, not driving, camping to take pictures

0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 7>of it. And then I would come out like this

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:58.360
<v Speaker 7>to go get the mail and oh my god, it's

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 7>not only Marilyn's house, but he's there too, so you know,

0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 7>and but so I that it's I'm not complaining, but

0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:13.560
<v Speaker 7>it delayed. I was not ready to come out of

0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 7>the egg. I was not ready to be a person,

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 7>for sure. I had never had money. I'd grown up

0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 7>on welfare and then been, you know, eating an apple,

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 7>a Browning apple when the first so he was kind

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:34.840
<v Speaker 7>of like taking a toddler and saying, here, you're going

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 7>to drive this submarine and you'll be fine.

0:29:37.000 --> 0:29:37.880
<v Speaker 6>So I was.

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 7>I was not equipped to do anything at all except

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:47.640
<v Speaker 7>to play the character. I knew how to play the character,

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 7>but I didn't know how to do anything else.

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 3>So how did that play out for you?

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Then?

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Over the course of the years that you were on

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 3>the show, What did that look like?

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 7>What it looked like? Very soton very soon I would

0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 7>play the thing, and people would make you know, they

0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 7>would roar and and and love it. And then I'd

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:08.360
<v Speaker 7>get in my car to drive home and I would

0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 7>I would fantasize about a truck hitting me head on.

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 5>And just.

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 7>Because I didn't know how to live, I didn't know

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 7>how to do anything except do that performance. And I

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 7>was I wanted it. I wanted some some some, I

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 7>wanted something. I wanted it to stop. But I didn't

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:32.280
<v Speaker 7>know how to tell anybody. So that that meant that

0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:36.080
<v Speaker 7>how can I explain it? It was really almost like

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:40.080
<v Speaker 7>being you know, if you took a chair and waved

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 7>a wand over it and said now you're a person.

0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 7>And and they don't really know how to fake being

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 7>a person. They just wait for it to you know,

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:52.160
<v Speaker 7>wait for the enchantment to be over. It was just

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 7>too soon.

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it happened so fast.

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:57.479
<v Speaker 7>It happened so fast, And it wasn't It wasn't just

0:30:57.520 --> 0:31:00.680
<v Speaker 7>that I was a guy with no money who suddenly

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 7>had money and fame. It was that I was the

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 7>person who didn't even know how to I didn't even

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:05.640
<v Speaker 7>know how to be a person.

0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 4>Did you feel more like you were a person when

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 4>you were in character than you did when you were

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 4>were not acting.

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:17.320
<v Speaker 7>Yes, but then something would happen like, I mean, everybody,

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 7>you know, they really adored that character. But of course

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 7>he was. He was the kind of person that's like,

0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 7>you know, you at your very best. And then when

0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 7>I would go home, uh, to normality, and my girlfriend

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 7>would be sitting watching TV with the dogs and not

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 7>look up, I would be crushed to a point like

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 7>something was wrong. Well, yeah, I mean there were police

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:50.120
<v Speaker 7>holding people back from coming and giving hugs, and then

0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 7>there were you know, and then there was just a

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:55.479
<v Speaker 7>person who was bored by me or whatever the problem was.

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 7>You know, I started playing the happiest, happiest, most optimistic,

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 7>loving person alive, and I was the most unhappy.

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 4>So you're Polachi essentially kind of.

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:08.560
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, And I was afraid. I was afraid to go

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 7>get treatment because I was afraid whether they fixed me

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 7>and then I couldn't act anymore or I couldn't play anymore.

0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 7>But that turned out not to be the case, because

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:21.560
<v Speaker 7>it just gave me more, It gave me more control

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:25.640
<v Speaker 7>over my acting, and it gave me better access. But

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 7>but because of that doubt, I waited until nineteen ninety

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 7>six to go to go get you know, to go

0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 7>get help. And by that point I would have if

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:43.040
<v Speaker 7>somebody says something that I thought was hurtful or whatever,

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:47.479
<v Speaker 7>I would go dark for like three days. And when

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 7>I say dark, I mean zombie. Wow. So I finally,

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 7>you know, I finally got sorted out. And then then

0:32:56.440 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 7>then I then I started to and enjoy myself and

0:33:01.800 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 7>live and do Broadway and do the West End and like,

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 7>and I was like, oh, is this what it's like?

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:10.720
<v Speaker 7>Because markln Baker used to say to me all the time,

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 7>ro so, just let stuff roll off your back, And

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 7>I thought he was making that up. I didn't think

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 7>that was a thing that a human being could actually do.

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 7>I thought that was just a phrase. I didn't know

0:33:23.560 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 7>that somebody could come up and be unkind or just

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 7>dumb and that you could let that roll off your back.

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 7>I thought he was making it up to just get

0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:38.200
<v Speaker 7>me through the moment. I had no idea people could

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 7>do that. So that's been really eye opening, because you know,

0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:43.880
<v Speaker 7>there's lots of people who were ridiculous. I mean there

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 7>was somebody once I was getting on a plane and

0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:51.200
<v Speaker 7>I had lots of suitcases and things, and she ran

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 7>up just as we were boarding, and I don't like flying.

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 7>It makes me nervous. And she ran up and said,

0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 7>could you sign this? And I said, I'd love to,

0:33:57.520 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 7>but as you can see, I don't have a free hand,

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:02.720
<v Speaker 7>and I'm just getting on the plane and I I

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 7>hope I'll meet up with you again someday. So she's

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 7>she stood there and she yelled at the top of

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:10.840
<v Speaker 7>her lung as well. I helped. The plane crashes, and

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 7>so there we all were, Oh my god, And that's

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 7>you know, that's that's bad enough if you've got if

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 7>you've got anxiety, if your own you know. Yeah, but

0:34:21.440 --> 0:34:24.279
<v Speaker 7>that's the kind of thing that happens if you're on

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:27.760
<v Speaker 7>people's if you're on people's TVs and you're playing somebody

0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 7>incredibly loving.

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever look back on those years then that

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 1>you were on the show and feel sad that you

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 1>didn't get to really celebrate those wins of that time.

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 7>Yeah. And I mean every day the whole cast and

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 7>lots of you know, members of the staff would go

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:50.040
<v Speaker 7>out for lunch, and every day, God blessed them, they

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:52.400
<v Speaker 7>would ask me, and I would say, no, I have

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 7>to stay you know, in character, and I have to

0:34:54.560 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 7>stay here and on perfect strangers. I have to stay

0:34:57.120 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 7>in my dressing room and be very simple and quiet

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 7>and have my berry because I was a vegan at

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 7>the time, and every day they would ask me, which

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:08.239
<v Speaker 7>was so sweet when I look back on it. They

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 7>never gave up on me. But I'd never socialized. I never,

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 7>I mean, it all had to be for the character.

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't party, I wouldn't do anything for me. Life

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 7>was like I had an oxygen tank and I didn't

0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:25.080
<v Speaker 7>know how long I would be down snarkling, and so

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:27.520
<v Speaker 7>I couldn't give any of the oxygen for anything else.

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:30.279
<v Speaker 7>Like yes, so just just the way it was, I mean,

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:33.279
<v Speaker 7>I look back on it, I couldn't even even with

0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:36.799
<v Speaker 7>my family. I would come and I would do Thanksgiving,

0:35:37.080 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 7>and one of my brothers would always have a new

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 7>girlfriend for Thanksgiving and then there'd be a new one

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 7>for Christmas. Every which meant that I had to make

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 7>a rule, which was no show biz at all, because

0:35:52.000 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 7>at Thanksgiving, I'm gonna have to sit there and talk

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:55.799
<v Speaker 7>about what's so and so like, and what's so and

0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:58.359
<v Speaker 7>so like, and then three weeks later do it all

0:35:58.360 --> 0:36:00.760
<v Speaker 7>over again. And I don't like that. No show biz,

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 7>No show biz so I had I had a million

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:08.920
<v Speaker 7>rules because I didn't have the skill set like nowadays.

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:11.719
<v Speaker 7>There was a woman on a plane a few months

0:36:11.719 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 7>ago and she didn't know who the hell I was.

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 7>She sit next to me, and a flight attendant came

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 7>up and said, would you sign this menu? I said shirt,

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:23.120
<v Speaker 7>and the woe next to me looked over, like, what's

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 7>that all about? And I didn't yeah. And then and

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 7>then somebody else came up and said would you sign

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 7>my napkin? And I said okay. And finally the woman

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:35.680
<v Speaker 7>next to me said why are they doing that? And

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:39.239
<v Speaker 7>I said because I'm an actor. And she said the

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 7>thing that they always say, well have you ever been

0:36:41.680 --> 0:36:43.120
<v Speaker 7>in anything that I have seen?

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 7>Like?

0:36:44.320 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:36:46.680 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 7>So instead of you know, getting up up at the

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:54.760
<v Speaker 7>I just said, let the words just come to Bronston

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 7>because you're a friendly, nice, warm person and you can

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:59.400
<v Speaker 7>do this with humor. And it came to me and

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 7>I said to her, I don't know, why don't you

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 7>list everything you've ever seen and if I was in it?

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 7>And she laughed and I laughed, and then we had

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 7>a nice flight and we talked about nothing, because I

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 7>I there is a there is a fantastically nice, funny,

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:22.840
<v Speaker 7>warm way to say no, I'm not gonna listen to

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:27.120
<v Speaker 7>my credits. And I didn't when I was younger. I

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 7>didn't know that if you just take a breath, something

0:37:30.200 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 7>will come to you. That's that's kind of like true

0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:38.840
<v Speaker 7>but also fun. And we were laughing. We were laughing.

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 7>She was like, oh, yeah, I get it. Yeah, And

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 7>if we had the Greens time we chatted, we we've

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 7>made fun of the movie. We but I, you know,

0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:51.239
<v Speaker 7>like I didn't know that if you just took a second,

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:56.200
<v Speaker 7>the right, the right, and and and and just choice

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 7>words that let everybody still be a human would come

0:37:59.200 --> 0:37:59.400
<v Speaker 7>to you.

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:01.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, now I'm so curious.

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:05.799
<v Speaker 5>You talked about how essentially you were one person in

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:07.880
<v Speaker 5>the early eighties, and like we all do, we change,

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:10.280
<v Speaker 5>but you really had a big change in the nineties.

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:14.319
<v Speaker 4>So when you got to go back to then play the.

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 5>Same character again that you did in something like Beverly

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:22.040
<v Speaker 5>Hills Cop, did you come at it from a different

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:24.920
<v Speaker 5>way because now you were such a different person When

0:38:24.960 --> 0:38:26.879
<v Speaker 5>you went back to the character again, you came back

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 5>it the same line characters.

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:32.080
<v Speaker 7>You know, as any astrophysicists will tell you, there really

0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:36.719
<v Speaker 7>is this thing as time, and as any psychotherapists will

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:42.440
<v Speaker 7>tell you, the unconscious has no grasp of time. So

0:38:42.520 --> 0:38:45.520
<v Speaker 7>I mean, I kai smell if someone makes big plant

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 7>farmers dount exactly the way my mom did, I'll start

0:38:48.320 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 7>crying because that's it. So what you know, characters certainly

0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 7>have no concept of time. No, And as soon as

0:38:57.200 --> 0:39:00.840
<v Speaker 7>you start to do it, or I do that, and

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:06.640
<v Speaker 7>it's the same, it's nineteen eighty four again, and there's

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:11.800
<v Speaker 7>no there's no passage of time at all. And also

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 7>I was quite lucky in around two thousand and three,

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 7>two thousand and four, two thousand and five, as fate

0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:25.080
<v Speaker 7>would have it, I did two plays back to back

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:29.560
<v Speaker 7>where I played multiple characters, and I'm talking about one.

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 7>In one play, thirty eight different characters, and then right

0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:36.360
<v Speaker 7>after it a play where I played eight different characters.

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:39.479
<v Speaker 7>And in both plays it was male, female, old, young,

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 7>in between every nationality, every ethnicity, every everything. And in

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:49.759
<v Speaker 7>both plays it was part of the magic of the

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:51.920
<v Speaker 7>play that you didn't have. There were no costumes, there

0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:58.360
<v Speaker 7>were no props. You just transformed. So doing that for

0:39:58.960 --> 0:40:05.839
<v Speaker 7>three years really expunge the final you know, I used

0:40:05.840 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 7>to be the kind of person who would say, well,

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 7>I'm you know, if you want me to play this

0:40:11.280 --> 0:40:14.359
<v Speaker 7>seventeenth century musketeer and you don't have the musketeer hat

0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 7>and the exact rapier, how am I supposed to.

0:40:16.960 --> 0:40:17.719
<v Speaker 4>Be having from?

0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 7>But after you play thirty eight plus eight forty six

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 7>characters without having anything, and you have to turn, you

0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:27.960
<v Speaker 7>have to go from an eighty five year old Irish

0:40:28.040 --> 0:40:32.000
<v Speaker 7>priest to a five year old you know, and to

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:35.480
<v Speaker 7>it for a little boy to a box and sexy

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 7>amazing female movie star boo boo boo boo boom blah

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 7>boom like that. Then you stop, you know, you stop

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 7>saying if you don't give me the hat and the rapier,

0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 7>I can't do it. You never the final the final

0:40:47.480 --> 0:40:51.920
<v Speaker 7>piece was that I did for two seasons on DIYTV.

0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:58.799
<v Speaker 7>I did my version of a home renovation show on

0:40:58.880 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 7>the DIY TV where I worked on my own homes.

0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:08.120
<v Speaker 7>I had half a dozen I would redo rooms, I

0:41:08.120 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 7>would redo the whole house using pre Civil War architectural salvage.

0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:18.120
<v Speaker 7>And it was called the Bronzen Pinchow project. And once

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:22.840
<v Speaker 7>in a while they would say, oh yeah, when you

0:41:22.880 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 7>went to the salvage yard, you got out of the

0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 7>truck before the truck even stopped moving, and we didn't

0:41:29.520 --> 0:41:32.719
<v Speaker 7>get a clean shot of that, so let's do it again.

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 7>And I would say, well, no, that's what I do.

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 7>I'm excited. And I got out of a moving truck

0:41:39.120 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 7>and they called the Bronzon Pincho Project and it ain't

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:44.200
<v Speaker 7>going to get any more bronze and pinch show than that, right,

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:46.640
<v Speaker 7>And they'd say, well, the shot is, the SHOT's not cleaned,

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:51.080
<v Speaker 7>and I would say, well, maybe you should be readier,

0:41:51.120 --> 0:41:53.080
<v Speaker 7>because I mean, I wasn't being a brat. I was

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.839
<v Speaker 7>just there was another time where you know, they move

0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 7>into your house and the cameras are there, they live there.

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:08.760
<v Speaker 7>And another time, these two beautiful like eighteen forties gas

0:42:08.840 --> 0:42:12.680
<v Speaker 7>lamps arrived and they had been poorly packed and they

0:42:12.680 --> 0:42:16.120
<v Speaker 7>were broken into a million pieces. But you have a deadline,

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:21.080
<v Speaker 7>so they're filming me. I opened the box and I want, okay,

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 7>get the dealer, you know. I sent an email to

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:28.040
<v Speaker 7>the dealer and find out if you ensure them. All right,

0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:29.839
<v Speaker 7>what are we doing next? And they said, cut, cut,

0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 7>cut cut. You really need to be a lot more upset,

0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:38.600
<v Speaker 7>said I just was in real time, just out as

0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 7>Bronson Pincho at my own house, opening a thing in

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:45.279
<v Speaker 7>real time, no happening to be what what do you

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 7>want me to do? Reality TV? That's that's as upset

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:51.799
<v Speaker 7>as I have the time and energy to get. That's

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:55.120
<v Speaker 7>what you got to be kidding me, Well, we need it,

0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 7>it would be more accident. No, thank you. I actually

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:00.359
<v Speaker 7>I had a great I had a great line. He said,

0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 7>we need we need you to be more worried all

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 7>the time about something you can pick. I said, well,

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 7>I'm worried that you're not giving me enough money to

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:16.319
<v Speaker 7>do these episodes. And they said no, but but you know,

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:18.480
<v Speaker 7>could you can we can we make it that there's

0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:23.240
<v Speaker 7>a giant storm coming And I said, And the director

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:25.880
<v Speaker 7>loved this so much because he was a goofball. He

0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:27.799
<v Speaker 7>said that the network said, like, if if you could

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 7>do like there's a storm coming, or there's a there's

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:33.680
<v Speaker 7>a you know, like a building inspector coming or something

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:35.879
<v Speaker 7>that just makes it all like worried all the time.

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:40.320
<v Speaker 7>And I said, I am not participating in bull crape.

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 7>The only real stress I have is that they're not

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:45.759
<v Speaker 7>giving me enough money to do these rooms the way

0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 7>I want. So I'm using my own money, so I'm

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 7>not making any money the real stress and if you

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 7>don't want to show the real stress, I'm not doing stress.

0:43:57.040 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 7>So I'm not participating. And all the crew who all

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 7>lived up there and would be in the house and

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:05.160
<v Speaker 7>they went went you. Did you hear them in the

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 7>other room say that. Samony would say, do you want

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:16.560
<v Speaker 7>to get like chicken salad? And I'm not participating inpating.

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, a few years ago we did a commercial together

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:24.920
<v Speaker 1>for the ABC reboot of TGIF. It was me Reginald

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Bell Johnson and you and Mark Lynn Baker, and I

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:33.000
<v Speaker 1>vividly remember they wanted you to to do the dance

0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 1>of joy and yes, and there was like a real

0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 1>hush on the set and it was so incredible because

0:44:41.280 --> 0:44:44.600
<v Speaker 1>both of you were not really sure you fully remembered it,

0:44:45.360 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 1>and then you guys rehearsed it very briefly. You nailed it.

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.560
<v Speaker 1>It was perfect. It was like no time had passed

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and the both of your faces just lit up, and

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 1>there was so much.

0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 3>Joy around the two of you.

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 1>I just I just had to mention that because are

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 1>you guys still very close?

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:13.319
<v Speaker 7>Oh? Yes. The funny thing is we're so close that

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:15.440
<v Speaker 7>I don't even know every once in a while I'll

0:45:15.480 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 7>think of something and I'll just text him. And we

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 7>share an agent for personal appearances. And the agent, well,

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 7>he's a very nice guy, but he'll he'll say to me,

0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 7>are you on board? Uh, We're gonna do a personal

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 7>appearance in Knoxville in July. Are you on board uh

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:36.919
<v Speaker 7>for these? Uh? This, this and this? And I'll say yes,

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 7>and he'll say great. And I'll say, but I but

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 7>only if Mark is nude. So I know that he

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:47.839
<v Speaker 7>has to professional. As a professional, he has to pass

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 7>that message.

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to talk very briefly about another classic movie

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 1>or in True Romance. It was written by Quentin Tarantino,

0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 1>directed by Tony Scott, a star studded cast.

0:46:10.520 --> 0:46:12.160
<v Speaker 3>What was that experience like for you?

0:46:13.080 --> 0:46:17.280
<v Speaker 7>Well, I want to tell you about the most Hollywoodish

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:20.480
<v Speaker 7>thing that ever happened to me ever, all all in

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:23.399
<v Speaker 7>one thing. Okay. So there's a scene in it where

0:46:23.440 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 7>I'm driving in a was it open that was open convertible?

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:31.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah it was. It was a nine to eleven slant

0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:32.800
<v Speaker 4>nose with the open top, the white one.

0:46:33.080 --> 0:46:37.000
<v Speaker 7>Okay, So with this adorable actress playing a crackhore and

0:46:38.480 --> 0:46:40.920
<v Speaker 7>we're driving and then I and then we shot me

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:45.200
<v Speaker 7>driving first, and then I had to pull over, and

0:46:45.239 --> 0:46:47.920
<v Speaker 7>because the cop was behind me, so we had already

0:46:47.960 --> 0:46:49.960
<v Speaker 7>shot a good portion of the scene when it was

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.640
<v Speaker 7>time to pull over. And when it was time to

0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:57.359
<v Speaker 7>pull over, Uh, I looked down and realized, because they're

0:46:57.400 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 7>they're toning you. They're toning you, you know, and shoot

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 7>you tell truck is playing. So yeah, I could pretend

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:07.840
<v Speaker 7>I'm driving, but then it's time to pull over the car.

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 7>And I said, oh my goodness, this is stick shift.

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 7>I don't know how to drive stick shift. And you

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 7>can't very well pull over in park if you can't

0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:22.920
<v Speaker 7>drive stick shift. So Tony says, are you kidding me?

0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:25.440
<v Speaker 7>Nobody elst him. If you can drive, the fuck are

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:28.400
<v Speaker 7>you're going to get this stop? And so he was

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:30.239
<v Speaker 7>because we were really just so We're way up on

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:35.600
<v Speaker 7>mulhalland drive in LA and I'm like, to dude, he's

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:38.960
<v Speaker 7>not my fault. So my hair is black at that

0:47:39.040 --> 0:47:44.799
<v Speaker 7>point in time. So they hurriedly decide, and I had

0:47:44.840 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 7>not been wearing sunglasses. They hurriedly decided the only way

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:50.000
<v Speaker 7>out of it is to get this one of the

0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 7>one of the crew who knew how to drive stick

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 7>They just spray painted his hair black, and then he

0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 7>pulled the car over, and Tony said, does it look

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:03.239
<v Speaker 7>a thing Bronson? So somebody said, how about sunglasses? And

0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:05.520
<v Speaker 7>he said, but he's not wearing glasses in the scene.

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 7>And so somebody said maybe Bronson would would pantomime putting

0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:13.560
<v Speaker 7>on sunglasses and some other part of the scene, and

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:16.320
<v Speaker 7>I said, I will, It's fine. So they're they're painting

0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:20.439
<v Speaker 7>this guy's head. They're painting his head and he's pulling over.

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:24.279
<v Speaker 7>Tony is still hyperventilating. The man's head is painted and

0:48:24.320 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 7>he's pulling over, and I have nothing to do while

0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 7>I do that, And just at that moment, Madonna cycles

0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:35.759
<v Speaker 7>by in head to toe lycra. God, it's never gonna

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:41.320
<v Speaker 7>get any more holiday, right, They just they just painted

0:48:41.360 --> 0:48:46.960
<v Speaker 7>somebody to pretend to be me. Everybody's upset and yelling,

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 7>and nobody but me sees that Madonna has just cycled

0:48:51.520 --> 0:49:01.239
<v Speaker 7>by in in like purple and lime green lycra. This

0:49:01.440 --> 0:49:07.160
<v Speaker 7>is so wonderful. Nobody is paying attention because they're busy

0:49:07.239 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 7>watching the man painted to be me and so funny.

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 4>God.

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Also, to call you prolific in the world of audio

0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:19.959
<v Speaker 1>books would be a wild understatement.

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Well over four hundred books.

0:49:23.760 --> 0:49:25.800
<v Speaker 7>Well over four hundred and fifty.

0:49:25.520 --> 0:49:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Please, oh my gosh, well over four hundred and fifty books,

0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 1>tons of awards. You are a legend in the field.

0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:36.000
<v Speaker 1>What makes giving a voice to a book so exciting

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:36.279
<v Speaker 1>to you?

0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 7>Well, it is like it is like going to the

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:45.360
<v Speaker 7>acting gym like constantly, and I have to say, because

0:49:45.920 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 7>you're sitting in the booth the size of the front

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:54.879
<v Speaker 7>seat of a car, and I'm claustrophobic, and you have

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:57.920
<v Speaker 7>to be the narrator. You have to give it the

0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:00.600
<v Speaker 7>narrator a voice, and then you have to give every

0:50:00.600 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 7>single character a voice. And then sometimes I just did

0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:05.799
<v Speaker 7>a book where the I just did a book the

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 7>narrator is he's been brainwashed with drugs to think he's

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:14.360
<v Speaker 7>three different people. So you have to have three different

0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:17.919
<v Speaker 7>voices for different sections of the book. And this one

0:50:18.040 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 7>is been throwing up all the time, so his voice

0:50:20.160 --> 0:50:22.960
<v Speaker 7>has to be hoarse, and this one on some different

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.040
<v Speaker 7>kind of drug. And then you have to be all

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:27.840
<v Speaker 7>the characters. And then one character is when when people

0:50:28.000 --> 0:50:31.560
<v Speaker 7>are around, she's in hiding, so she has a fake

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:34.359
<v Speaker 7>Southern accent when there's people around. But then when people

0:50:34.400 --> 0:50:36.520
<v Speaker 7>aren't around she she's got her own accent and blah

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:41.439
<v Speaker 7>blah blah blah blah. And so it is like, I'm

0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:44.560
<v Speaker 7>not a big fan of juggling, but when people are

0:50:44.600 --> 0:50:47.360
<v Speaker 7>really good at it, I'm like, And so it's like that.

0:50:47.440 --> 0:50:49.479
<v Speaker 7>It's like the kind where you're catching things you didn't

0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 7>even throw. It's like you're juggling and then there's a

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:57.920
<v Speaker 7>bird and then there's fire. And it's awfully good for

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:04.759
<v Speaker 7>keeping the whole acting musculature super fit because you don't

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 7>have any time. I mean, I would say really, between

0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:13.880
<v Speaker 7>those multi character plays and the books, my prep time

0:51:14.880 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 7>nowadays is negative one minute. I because you you know,

0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 7>you think when you're twenty five, well, I have to

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:31.400
<v Speaker 7>have an hour in pitch dark with no sensory anything

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:33.799
<v Speaker 7>so I can get into this one character. And then

0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 7>you know, after you've done forty eight characters on stages

0:51:37.719 --> 0:51:41.239
<v Speaker 7>from London, Sacramento, and four hundred and fifty audiobooks with

0:51:41.360 --> 0:51:44.880
<v Speaker 7>ten characters each, you're like, character boom, It's like what

0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:50.279
<v Speaker 7>and so I it it has and I do them.

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:52.440
<v Speaker 7>I do them all the time, and they keep me

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:57.920
<v Speaker 7>from going nuts in between acting gigs. But it also

0:51:58.520 --> 0:52:05.000
<v Speaker 7>teaches you something we already all know. You know, if

0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:09.200
<v Speaker 7>if you and I are going to take a friend

0:52:09.239 --> 0:52:13.200
<v Speaker 7>out to dinner, and it's a very important thing, and

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 7>one of us dropped the ball and forgot to make

0:52:16.480 --> 0:52:20.919
<v Speaker 7>the reservation, we will look at each other and go

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:23.920
<v Speaker 7>all right, the person doing the reservations that they look

0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:27.560
<v Speaker 7>like they like guys or girls. In fact, they like guys, Bronson,

0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:30.680
<v Speaker 7>So I will go up and be so flirtatious. I

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:34.320
<v Speaker 7>will get us at table, because the stakes are life

0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 7>and death. And if we decide that they like girls,

0:52:38.040 --> 0:52:40.120
<v Speaker 7>you'll go up and be like ah, and you will

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:42.879
<v Speaker 7>just do it right. You do it all the time.

0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 7>You you act all the time in life all the time.

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:49.600
<v Speaker 7>My mother, you know, was in a she had an

0:52:49.640 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 7>operation once since she was she had to go to

0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:55.560
<v Speaker 7>a rehabilitation center. And I had bought a house, but

0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:59.080
<v Speaker 7>I knew my mom would disapprove, so I hadn't. I

0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 7>bought it in my sisters name. And my mother looked

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:04.920
<v Speaker 7>at me on the pillows and went, tell me the truth,

0:53:05.600 --> 0:53:10.400
<v Speaker 7>look into my eyes and tell me did you buy

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:18.520
<v Speaker 7>that house? And I said no. And so when the

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 7>when the stakes are high, we all act all day

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:23.880
<v Speaker 7>long with no prep at all, you know, or if

0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 7>you're trying to get a toddler to eat their yogurt

0:53:25.880 --> 0:53:30.360
<v Speaker 7>or whatever, and just do it. And so if you

0:53:30.440 --> 0:53:34.160
<v Speaker 7>do doing the audiobooks reminds me like, dude, you don't need,

0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:37.799
<v Speaker 7>you know, to be like one guy dying on the

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:40.279
<v Speaker 7>battlefield and his best friend holding him and crying. You

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:44.640
<v Speaker 7>don't have time you like do a prep for each character.

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:46.960
<v Speaker 7>You cry, and then you say it will be all right,

0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:49.200
<v Speaker 7>and then you cry and then you die and then

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:51.400
<v Speaker 7>you say, oh my god, my friend died. Now I'm crying,

0:53:51.440 --> 0:53:54.319
<v Speaker 7>and then you just do it. Yeah, and and so

0:53:55.040 --> 0:53:58.040
<v Speaker 7>it's it's the it's the acting gym. It really is

0:53:58.080 --> 0:54:02.759
<v Speaker 7>the acting gym. And it makes me chuckle a little

0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:06.600
<v Speaker 7>bit when people say, Okay, I'm sorry, I've got to

0:54:06.600 --> 0:54:09.919
<v Speaker 7>stop this conversation out because in three days I'm doing

0:54:09.920 --> 0:54:14.360
<v Speaker 7>the scene. I'm like, there are three days you don't

0:54:14.400 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 7>need it, But that's what it does for you. Plus

0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:19.880
<v Speaker 7>there's you know, there's people that are bed ridden or

0:54:19.960 --> 0:54:22.680
<v Speaker 7>they're on a twenty hour trip or whatever. And I

0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:26.319
<v Speaker 7>always think, okay, so I'm just gonna do this in

0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:30.200
<v Speaker 7>such a way that you'll laugh or you'll cry or

0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:33.799
<v Speaker 7>you'll forget you know that you're on up a big

0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:37.239
<v Speaker 7>long and it's it's marvelous. It's really fun, and it's

0:54:37.320 --> 0:54:42.880
<v Speaker 7>so intimate because most acting, even if the camera is okay,

0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 7>so this this phone here is like seventeen inches from

0:54:47.280 --> 0:54:51.399
<v Speaker 7>my face. But when you do an audio book, I'm

0:54:51.440 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 7>speaking into a mic, I like the mic really close.

0:54:53.719 --> 0:54:56.080
<v Speaker 7>So my mic is like there, I like it. I

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:59.480
<v Speaker 7>like the you're too young to remember Tom Jones, you guys.

0:55:00.080 --> 0:55:02.680
<v Speaker 4>Times of course had the mic like.

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:07.400
<v Speaker 7>Inside him.

0:55:07.600 --> 0:55:08.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but.

0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:13.319
<v Speaker 7>I like the mic pretty close. I could, so I

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:15.560
<v Speaker 7>could be super intimate. And then I think to myself,

0:55:15.560 --> 0:55:19.640
<v Speaker 7>this is so amazing because when somebody listens to the book,

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:23.480
<v Speaker 7>they're going to have earphones on, and the earphones are

0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:28.360
<v Speaker 7>how how close are your earphones to your actual brain?

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:34.960
<v Speaker 7>Maybe an inch? Yeah? Maybe right? Yeah, I've got the

0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:38.960
<v Speaker 7>mic maybe an inch from my mouth. And then the

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:41.600
<v Speaker 7>the the people that are going to experience this storytelling,

0:55:41.680 --> 0:55:44.160
<v Speaker 7>it's an like that is the closest you are ever

0:55:44.239 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 7>going to get, even if you're lovers. Even if your

0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:52.040
<v Speaker 7>lovers you have to back up a little. It's like

0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:53.560
<v Speaker 7>you're it's the most intimate.

0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:56.359
<v Speaker 5>You're literally well you're the voice in our head, you're

0:55:56.400 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 5>the voice in their head when we're reading ahead.

0:55:58.800 --> 0:56:03.560
<v Speaker 7>And what happens sometimes that's a marvelous something that the

0:56:03.600 --> 0:56:08.839
<v Speaker 7>book that's latent in the book becomes much more pronounced

0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 7>in the audio version. And one version I can give

0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:15.240
<v Speaker 7>is there was a somebody that wrote a book about

0:56:15.400 --> 0:56:18.200
<v Speaker 7>the race of the North Pole. It was a Norwegian

0:56:18.520 --> 0:56:21.680
<v Speaker 7>explorer who actually got there first, and then it was

0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:25.200
<v Speaker 7>a British explorer who actually froze to death before he

0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:28.480
<v Speaker 7>got there. The book was written by a brit and

0:56:28.600 --> 0:56:30.799
<v Speaker 7>he was kind of hard on the British explorer. He

0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:34.200
<v Speaker 7>kept saying all the way through the book, if he

0:56:34.280 --> 0:56:37.319
<v Speaker 7>had been less stuffy and less British, he would have

0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:39.400
<v Speaker 7>understood this, this, and this. So he was kind of

0:56:39.440 --> 0:56:43.320
<v Speaker 7>hard on the British explorer, and it just as it happened.

0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:48.880
<v Speaker 7>The very last page of the book was the piece

0:56:48.920 --> 0:56:52.120
<v Speaker 7>of paper they found in his frozen hand when they

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:55.200
<v Speaker 7>found his dead body, his frozen body, he was writing

0:56:56.040 --> 0:56:58.520
<v Speaker 7>with a pen in his tent and he froze to death.

0:56:59.040 --> 0:57:03.360
<v Speaker 7>So the very last page of it was this entry

0:57:03.400 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 7>from his diary saying, I know people have found fault

0:57:07.280 --> 0:57:09.040
<v Speaker 7>with me, and I know I haven't been the best.

0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:13.560
<v Speaker 7>But for the love of God, whoever finds this way,

0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:16.440
<v Speaker 7>you please please take care of my wife and children.

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:20.280
<v Speaker 7>And so my voice I broke down reading it and

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:23.720
<v Speaker 7>I said to the engineer, do not you don't you

0:57:23.960 --> 0:57:26.560
<v Speaker 7>dare ask me to do another take of that that

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 7>because that is what he was feeling. And so the

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:34.120
<v Speaker 7>audiobook version of this book, where the British author was

0:57:34.200 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 7>kind of ragging on him, he gets the last word,

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 7>please please think of me with humanity. I mean, I

0:57:44.200 --> 0:57:46.920
<v Speaker 7>choked up thinking about it. And that's like I didn't

0:57:47.600 --> 0:57:50.880
<v Speaker 7>really change it. It's just the last word is by

0:57:50.920 --> 0:57:53.640
<v Speaker 7>this man who died as he wrote these words. No

0:57:53.680 --> 0:57:56.400
<v Speaker 7>matter what you say about him, he actually is having

0:57:56.440 --> 0:58:01.360
<v Speaker 7>the last word because it's an audiobook and you can't

0:58:01.960 --> 0:58:04.600
<v Speaker 7>it's wonderful. That happens quite a lot in audiobooks. Is

0:58:04.920 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 7>a quality that may or may not have. Either it's

0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:14.320
<v Speaker 7>in the book, but it becomes much more luminous, or

0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:16.480
<v Speaker 7>it's kind of not in the book but there's no

0:58:16.560 --> 0:58:21.000
<v Speaker 7>way around it, and that's it's kind of neat, that's

0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:24.960
<v Speaker 7>wonderful special, or or sometimes there's like in a mystery,

0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:29.720
<v Speaker 7>you know, there's there's a there's a character with an

0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 7>identifiable accent, and he's actually the murderer, and at a

0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:35.280
<v Speaker 7>crucial point of the book, he comes up behind the

0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:38.240
<v Speaker 7>main character and says, now, I've got you. Well, on

0:58:38.280 --> 0:58:43.920
<v Speaker 7>the page, it doesn't say who it is, but if

0:58:43.920 --> 0:58:46.800
<v Speaker 7>you're doing the same voice you've already created, then the

0:58:47.040 --> 0:58:50.840
<v Speaker 7>listener does know who it is. And that's fun. It's

0:58:50.880 --> 0:58:55.520
<v Speaker 7>like whoa, it's it's suddenly in three D. This isn't

0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:57.840
<v Speaker 7>this is what you isn't what it would look like

0:58:57.920 --> 0:58:59.960
<v Speaker 7>on the page. My favorite example ever was there was

0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 7>there's a book that ended with this guy. He's getting

0:59:04.400 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 7>stabbed and he's he makes his way into a building

0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:13.040
<v Speaker 7>and he knows he's dying. So he's crawling across the floor,

0:59:13.360 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 7>dying of blood loss, and he's trying to stay aware

0:59:19.880 --> 0:59:23.080
<v Speaker 7>and alive until he reaches the phone and he's talking

0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:25.280
<v Speaker 7>to himself and talking to himself, and finally, right in

0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:28.760
<v Speaker 7>the middle of a sentence, it stops and the rest

0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:31.760
<v Speaker 7>of the page is blank, so that you understand reading

0:59:31.800 --> 0:59:34.040
<v Speaker 7>it that he has died of blood loss. That's it

0:59:34.080 --> 0:59:37.480
<v Speaker 7>doesn't say he died of blood loss. He just stops thinking.

0:59:38.440 --> 0:59:43.880
<v Speaker 7>And so it's very, very meaningful on the page. You

0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 7>see this blank page. So I did it like that.

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:49.480
<v Speaker 7>I just stopped right like that, and the note came

0:59:49.520 --> 0:59:53.080
<v Speaker 7>back from the proofreader. The thought seems unfinished.

0:59:57.160 --> 1:00:01.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1:00:01.760 --> 1:00:02.520
<v Speaker 7>Yeah he's dead.

1:00:02.960 --> 1:00:03.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah he's gone.

1:00:03.960 --> 1:00:06.800
<v Speaker 7>And that's the way it's got to be.

1:00:07.240 --> 1:00:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's going to stay that way.

1:00:09.160 --> 1:00:11.000
<v Speaker 7>That's what the You know, if you don't have the

1:00:11.040 --> 1:00:13.520
<v Speaker 7>book in front of you, this is I'm not even

1:00:13.600 --> 1:00:15.560
<v Speaker 7>sure it's the next best thing. It's it's just as

1:00:15.600 --> 1:00:19.000
<v Speaker 7>good as it's like this. The existence of this brain

1:00:19.040 --> 1:00:23.800
<v Speaker 7>has ceased. But it's so funny the notes you get unfinished.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one last question for you, and forgive me

1:00:26.960 --> 1:00:29.440
<v Speaker 1>if you do not know this, but we are one

1:00:29.720 --> 1:00:35.400
<v Speaker 1>year away from Perfect Stranger's fortieth anniversary. Yeah, I wanted

1:00:35.440 --> 1:00:38.440
<v Speaker 1>to know if you could go back and tell young

1:00:38.520 --> 1:00:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Bronzon something on the set of his massive, huge hit

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:44.120
<v Speaker 1>TV show, what would be the one message you would

1:00:44.120 --> 1:00:44.880
<v Speaker 1>give young Bronson.

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<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't say a thing he for for acting wise, No.

1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Just any message now, knowing what you know now, having

1:00:54.600 --> 1:00:56.360
<v Speaker 1>lived the life you've lived, now, if you could go

1:00:56.440 --> 1:00:57.320
<v Speaker 1>back and tell him.

1:00:57.200 --> 1:01:03.040
<v Speaker 7>Anything, because he did it as he did it to

1:01:03.080 --> 1:01:07.680
<v Speaker 7>the best of his abilities. What he did was conserve

1:01:07.880 --> 1:01:15.160
<v Speaker 7>one hundred percent of himself for that performance, and at

1:01:15.160 --> 1:01:19.760
<v Speaker 7>the time that led to people saying, you don't socialize

1:01:19.840 --> 1:01:24.040
<v Speaker 7>very much, and you know, but the performance stands and

1:01:24.080 --> 1:01:27.200
<v Speaker 7>now I'm still here, So I wouldn't change I wouldn't

1:01:27.360 --> 1:01:31.680
<v Speaker 7>change anything. Not that he would have listened, but his

1:01:31.960 --> 1:01:36.280
<v Speaker 7>feeling was one hundred percent of it belongs on screen

1:01:37.040 --> 1:01:38.920
<v Speaker 7>and I'm going to pour my heart into it and

1:01:38.920 --> 1:01:43.240
<v Speaker 7>it's still there. Yeah, So I mean nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderful Bronson, Thank you so much for spending some time

1:01:47.040 --> 1:01:47.600
<v Speaker 1>with us today.

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<v Speaker 3>We so appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you for your patience.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, so wonderful. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great day. Enjoy the rest of your weekend

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 7>Big love, Thank you so much, Thank you bye.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. He's got so many interesting stories he

1:02:04.800 --> 1:02:05.040
<v Speaker 3>is in.

1:02:06.320 --> 1:02:08.760
<v Speaker 5>Like I mean, if you listed twenty of my favorite movies,

1:02:08.760 --> 1:02:10.320
<v Speaker 5>he's probably in eight or nine of them.

1:02:11.000 --> 1:02:12.200
<v Speaker 4>Seriously, he has one of those.

1:02:12.520 --> 1:02:15.120
<v Speaker 3>Get to ask about after hours after our.

1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:16.480
<v Speaker 5>And I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want

1:02:16.480 --> 1:02:18.040
<v Speaker 5>to jump in and interrupt any of his stories. But

1:02:18.080 --> 1:02:20.760
<v Speaker 5>he's there for like the start of the careers of

1:02:20.960 --> 1:02:22.720
<v Speaker 5>Tom cruise Matt Dillon.

1:02:23.560 --> 1:02:25.360
<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, it's what Eddie Murphy you need.

1:02:25.400 --> 1:02:27.520
<v Speaker 5>It's one after another of these people that became went

1:02:27.560 --> 1:02:31.200
<v Speaker 5>on to define Hollywood, and he was right there for

1:02:31.200 --> 1:02:34.320
<v Speaker 5>for just star after star after star.

1:02:34.480 --> 1:02:36.160
<v Speaker 4>It's amazing when you love.

1:02:36.440 --> 1:02:39.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, his laugh with his co star, like the

1:02:39.520 --> 1:02:42.320
<v Speaker 2>idea that they have, that mind meld, and I'm like, oh,

1:02:42.600 --> 1:02:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I get it, we get it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's that's that's still in us.

1:02:47.400 --> 1:02:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know he described it so well, but

1:02:50.240 --> 1:02:52.800
<v Speaker 2>also just watching him do it, like they kept happening

1:02:52.800 --> 1:02:54.160
<v Speaker 2>to him and we brought him up.

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<v Speaker 6>He's like, well, let me tell you about this, and

1:02:55.920 --> 1:02:56.600
<v Speaker 6>then he doesn't.

1:02:56.360 --> 1:02:59.240
<v Speaker 2>Even really have much of a story because it's just

1:02:59.280 --> 1:03:02.560
<v Speaker 2>their connection. It's like it's even probably not that funny,

1:03:02.600 --> 1:03:06.200
<v Speaker 2>but he's a perfect Yes, it's so cool speaking a

1:03:06.200 --> 1:03:06.800
<v Speaker 2>witch rider.

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<v Speaker 5>Right now you have the perfect Superman Clark curl.

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<v Speaker 6>Look at that right Wow? Wow?

1:03:13.440 --> 1:03:19.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there you go, straight up Clark Kent. I love it, Yeah, yeah,

1:03:20.200 --> 1:03:20.600
<v Speaker 4>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Time to take some heads shots.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you put on a haired glasses, I would

1:03:23.800 --> 1:03:25.360
<v Speaker 4>know who you were. Who are crazy?

1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:27.360
<v Speaker 6>Who are you crazy? But the Curl's never there when

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<v Speaker 6>he's Clark right.

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<v Speaker 4>The curl is yeah, it's part of Superman mostly Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Podmeats World is nheart podcast produced and hosted by Danielle Fischel,

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<v Speaker 5>Wilfredell and Ryder Strong executive producers, Jensen Karp and Amy

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<v Speaker 5>Sugarman Executive in charge of production, Danielle Romo, producer and editor,

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<v Speaker 5>superfan Easton Allen. Our theme song is by Kyle Morton

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