1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: As a clo with her Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: All right, this one's from Raynelle and Alan. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 2: Steve. 4 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,800 Speaker 1: Renelle says, my step son is fourteen, and my husband 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: and I have a policy that the kids can't close 6 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: their bedroom. George, but this kid needs his privacy at 7 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: night because I have heard what he's doing late at night. 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,479 Speaker 1: How do I talk to my husband about what I heard? 9 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:27,159 Speaker 3: You got to shut that fourteen year old. Let me 10 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 3: tell y'all something that'd let them have. Y'all gonna need therapy. 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 3: You go by that fourteen year old though, you not 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 3: if that boy don't know y'all watching, Uh huh. Let 13 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 3: me tell you something fourteen year old boy is in. 14 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 3: That's the year of discovery. Yeah, that when you find 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 3: out and you really trying to see why this is 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 3: doing this, how this work quarter happened? If I you 17 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 3: know it's all that's going on, Shut that boy, Damn 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 3: I'm dope, and your husband. 19 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 4: Knows this. 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 2: And lock it from the outside, so you please, it's. 21 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: Not from the outside, all right, all right, that's the 22 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: right now, all right. Jeremy and Detroit writes, my wife 23 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: is addicted to buying cheap products and clothes online. If 24 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: I happen to see the packages first, I'll send them 25 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: back to China or wherever they came from. My wife 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: called me evil, but she hasn't worked in two years. 27 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: Am I being evil or not? 28 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 4: Well? Bro, Look at least she buying cheap clothes. 29 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 5: Goodness, I wish it is mad. 30 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 3: My favorite prayer that some of these packages would be 31 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 3: from child. 32 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 4: What is that website? TMU? 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, let me see that. Yeah, the only thing she 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 3: ought off Amazon is like, I don't know, I don't even. 35 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 4: Know what she do. 36 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 3: The rest of them packages, you know, the name when 37 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 3: it comes, it's always molding. What the what's in it? 38 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 4: You know? 39 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 3: They prepare you for it though. It's got it's got 40 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 3: its own shopping bag with the name on it. Then 41 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,079 Speaker 3: it got a box in the bag. Then it got 42 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 3: the same colored paper around it, you know, and you 43 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 3: open it all up. 44 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 4: Box me about three feet big and two feet deep. 45 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 3: And then you open it up and it's a damn 46 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 3: Luis of Aton keychain in there. 47 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 48 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 4: The presentation is that's what you're paying for. 49 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 3: I found out the damn presentation, So yeah, I wish 50 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 3: brother just enjoy that. Man quit sending you girl, stuff back. Man, 51 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 3: she has to shop. Women have to shop. They have 52 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 3: to they have to dog. I don't know, and you 53 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 3: know what you wanted to do. Now you know, because 54 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 3: she ain't worked in two years, you still try and 55 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 3: sleep with it, don't you. You you do sleep with 56 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 3: the unemployed person, don't you? 57 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 4: That party? See, we got to stop this. 58 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 3: I don't know why young generation of men keep talking 59 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 3: about what do women bring to the table. 60 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 4: You know exactly what they bring to the table. 61 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 3: You put it all on the table, yea, and sometimes 62 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,919 Speaker 3: cruise up under the table. Where as as long as 63 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 3: it's at the table, you can school it under the table. 64 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 3: You can lay it on top of the table, you 65 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 3: can make it walk past the table. 66 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 4: You do whatever you want to. But she got something 67 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 4: she brings to the table. You believe that. 68 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 3: And if you don't think it's true, try to live 69 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 3: without it. Bet you can't. 70 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: But there you go, made all right? Moving on to 71 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: Quinn and Raleigh. Quinn Rights. I started dating one of 72 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: my best male friends and he's very affectionate. He's from 73 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: London and he's always greeted me and our other female 74 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: friends by kissing us on the mouth. How do I 75 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: get him to see how inappropriate this is now that 76 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: we're dating. 77 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 2: In the mind. 78 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 3: Why wait a minute, what how inappropriate is since y'all dating? 79 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 4: Oh, you don't want him kissing the other girls? 80 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 3: Other? 81 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: Yeah? 82 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well you know. Once again, I'm told y'all 83 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 3: weed your damn friends. 84 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 4: So what you want? 85 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 2: So that's all we got to do is say we're 86 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: from London and we can do that. 87 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 4: That's a nice call. 88 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 3: And I'm gonna tell you something else too. He ain 89 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 3: He ain't your other friends friends either. 90 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 4: No. 91 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: Oh, now that's a revelation. You know. 92 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 5: If you got some fine friends, he ain't take friends. 93 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 5: I'm just telling you what did he walking around kissing 94 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 5: everybody in the mouth for? Because he was just doing 95 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 5: that to see who wanted it, and he found out. 96 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 4: It was you. 97 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 3: What, He's still kissing him in the mouth because he 98 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 3: want to know who else, won't it? Oh, why y'all not. 99 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 3: I'm so sick of y'all thinking we want to be 100 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 3: your damn friend because we don't. You don't play video games, 101 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 3: we don't like the way you ask questions when we 102 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 3: watch the sports. 103 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 4: We ain't trying to be your friend. Were trying to 104 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,799 Speaker 4: be friend land, Yes, yes, hell. 105 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to help you solve some problems. 106 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 1: She wants to know. How does she get him to 107 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: see how inappropriate it is now that they're dating. 108 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 4: What was it you didn't like to ask? 109 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 1: How should she say something to him or something? 110 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 4: She says, gonna say he's not Finnah. Stop, he knows 111 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 4: we relentia. This is what we do that. I'm sorry. 112 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 5: Oh good, and now you want me simply because we're dating. 113 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 5: Just let us out my restitution with the other women. 114 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 5: I'm not going to do it with Frimley. And that's 115 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 5: how you think. How do you think we became a 116 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 5: couple at all? 117 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: Because he gives her in the mouth. 118 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,359 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not losing my tongue. Relaxed on. 119 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: Stop Oh wow, they get a peck on the lips 120 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: and you get full fledged tongue. Come on, come on, 121 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: all right, Last one, last one. Celo Majesty in Saint 122 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: Petersburg says, I've been with my girlfriend for almost two years, 123 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: but I just broke up with her because she got 124 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 1: too common with me and used the bathroom with the 125 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: door open. She said, it's a natural thing and no 126 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: big deal. Did I overreact? Or is she nasty. 127 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we're breaking up that one. Yeah. 128 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 3: I've been with Marthie damn for twenty years. I've never 129 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 3: seen her use the bathroom. Did she ever walk in there? 130 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 3: We'll have to get a. 131 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 1: Divorced because when you're using the. 132 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,040 Speaker 3: Ball yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, when I'm in there. 133 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 3: Who Lord Jesus, I have tried to leave me before. 134 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: What did you eat? Are you okay? So I need 135 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 1: to call a doctor. 136 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 2: You've got him? 137 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: Look well, ah, come hour, yes, just loading it on, 138 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: moving it along. Coming up at the top of the hour, 139 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,679 Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news for you. 140 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 2: Thank you, CLO. 141 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 4: That's entertaining right here. 142 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: You're listening Hard Morning Show.