WEBVTT - Jealous Sal

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran phone tab.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about having one of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Call my boyfriend Sal by the way, if his name

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<v Speaker 3>is Sal, you know there's trouble. Call my boyfriend Sal

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<v Speaker 3>pretending to be my ex boyfriend William oh No, tell

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<v Speaker 3>him that William and I are getting back together, and

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<v Speaker 3>tell Sally he has to move out of our apartment

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<v Speaker 3>right away. Can you imagine meeting poor Sal getting a

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<v Speaker 3>call from your woman's ex. You gotta get out of

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<v Speaker 3>the apartment right now. Anyway, just to let you know,

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<v Speaker 3>in case you need to prove to him that you

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<v Speaker 3>know me very well. I have a lot of tattoos,

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<v Speaker 3>including a blue tribal pattern ride above my butt and

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<v Speaker 3>Chinese letters on each ankle, so we need to know

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<v Speaker 3>these things. Sal is a very jealous guy and will

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<v Speaker 3>not be happy. And this comes to us from Michelle.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, our own David Rody, the guy in the corner,

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be playing the part of ex boyfriend

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<v Speaker 3>William and Michelle will be joining in the conversation later on.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's call sALS, shall we right?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sad please. Yeah, Sally is William. Yeah, the name

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<v Speaker 2>ring a bell?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to date Michelle.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I calling you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm calling to tell you that I was at your

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<v Speaker 5>place last night and she and I are getting back together.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wanted to do the right thing and give

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<v Speaker 2>you a heads up.

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<v Speaker 4>Really yeah, really, you got my place?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was at your place last night around eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>That was there at eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>You weren't, dude. You had a fight with her. I

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<v Speaker 5>called her up. She said she was having problems with you.

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<v Speaker 5>I came over. She spent some time with me.

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<v Speaker 4>In the food to Okay, you know my place is.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you come over there tonight? Then? Ye? And

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<v Speaker 4>then what tell me to my face?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh man, I'm telling you now? Punk?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me now punk over those phone?

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<v Speaker 5>How do you figure I'm a punk? I'm with your

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<v Speaker 5>girl last night? That makes you the punk?

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<v Speaker 4>That makes me the punk? Yeah? Okay, come over my

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<v Speaker 4>house tonight. Then come over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I show you a picture of me. You're all skinny.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't you don't scan me.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't satisfy her.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I did have a problem last night. Bo Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I was rubbing her blue tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh come over tonight then, tough guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Hunh stinking?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe coming that Sunday night. Maybe get me a little

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<v Speaker 5>something something does that work for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Wants to come over tonight?

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<v Speaker 5>And what are you gonna do? You can't even keep

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<v Speaker 5>your woman? How am I gonna be worried about you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm over a man you'll ever be He's dumb?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one of us is dumb?

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<v Speaker 4>You? Yeah, a dumb one.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 4>I want you to come over my house later. You

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<v Speaker 4>know where I lived, right, dude, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was drunk last night if I even remember, if.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be high off your ass too? Yeah? Whatever, man,

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta be high calling me with that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just calling you because I don't want you near

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<v Speaker 5>her anymore. I want you out of that house.

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<v Speaker 4>That's house. Come over my house later. Come on, come

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<v Speaker 4>over and tell me like a man. Don't tell me

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<v Speaker 4>over the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like one of it, just another typical Italian guy.

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<v Speaker 4>All talk, all talk. Come over, I'll show you all talk,

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<v Speaker 4>I show you all muscle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sell the tough guy. How does that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 4>Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>I was at your house with your girl while you're.

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<v Speaker 5>Out in your bed, huh, in your foot on looking

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<v Speaker 5>at your picture with Chuck e cheese on the frigerator.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right, Okay, I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 5>I had one Chinese tattooed ankle in one hand, one

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<v Speaker 5>in the other.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking of you, bro, I really was.

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<v Speaker 5>I was thinking, how pissed would I be if some

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<v Speaker 5>guy was at my house?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Well then you're gonna be picking to me when

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<v Speaker 4>I'm beating your facing all right, real tough guy? Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>you want my god there? Come and take her? Come

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<v Speaker 4>and take her from me in my face in person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, Bro, I got three way calling.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we call Michelle up right now?

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<v Speaker 5>And if she tells you that she's picking me, I

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<v Speaker 5>want your stuff out by tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 4>Cool it, go ahead, call it all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on? Oh, I call her?

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<v Speaker 4>Where's he? Where is she? Huh? Where is that? Tough guy? Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Hey, baby, who's soho? He was over my house

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<v Speaker 4>last night? He was, he was so so you want

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<v Speaker 4>him right instead of me? Is that what you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him? Baby? Tell them how it is now, tell

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<v Speaker 2>him go.

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<v Speaker 4>Ahead, tell me, come on, that's how it is. That's

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<v Speaker 4>how it is. Okay, Well, then you and him come

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<v Speaker 4>over the house later on and tell me to my

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<v Speaker 4>face you need.

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<v Speaker 2>Help packing up. I'll bring some tape.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you come over and help pack. Oh, you come over,

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<v Speaker 4>Come on. I told you know where I lived.

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<v Speaker 2>I know where you used to live.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy's ank. You tell me over the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel now? You got kicked to the curb.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't going to the curve. You're going to be

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<v Speaker 4>going to the curve. Both of used to go to

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<v Speaker 4>the curve. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really nice.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really nice. It's really nice. So you were doing

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<v Speaker 4>last night, right, that's really nice, real lady like? Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess so, So what's time you're coming over?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know how long do you need to put

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<v Speaker 2>makeup and address on?

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<v Speaker 4>You're all talk huh, tough guys talking over the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I fed her cheese doodles last night.

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<v Speaker 4>Good, good to you and her.

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<v Speaker 2>She loved the cheese doodles.

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<v Speaker 4>Good. You could have her. You're in the cheez doodles,

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<v Speaker 4>but you still got to see me first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Now, how will I know you? You be wearing a

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<v Speaker 2>pink dress or red dress?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not hearing it is. Come over to my

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<v Speaker 4>house if you're such a man, and.

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<v Speaker 5>What's gonna happen since you already told me you'll move

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<v Speaker 5>out if it was a true story.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going down the stairs. That's what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you're gonna pack up your stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're going down the stairs, and then shoes going

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<v Speaker 4>after you.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my house. Okay, right, my house. You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>One more thing though, Bro, you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh dude, you're on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to fight now?

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<v Speaker 4>No, man, you guys got me good.

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<v Speaker 2>But you still love her?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I still love her. Tap.

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