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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen kill Gariff.

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Speaker 2: On a as close to a fall day as you

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Speaker 3: It's so squeaky clean in Los Angeles because it rained,

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Speaker 3: like hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like if you can imagine a giant

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Speaker 2: squeegee just washing all the dirt off the clouds. You

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Speaker 2: don't know the sky is dirty until it rains for

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Speaker 2: a full.

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Speaker 1: Day, and then you're like, this is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Where we live right now, it's it's it's a beautiful

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Speaker 2: blue sky and I can't stand it anymore.

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Speaker 1: We got power washed here. Look at this.

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Speaker 3: We're at the intersection of Laurel Canyon and Ventura and

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Speaker 1: You could eat off this intersection.

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Speaker 2: That man across this his hair is twinkling, It's got

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Speaker 3: Everybody in this town is rinsed, clean and renewed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like a cartoon thing. When someone smiles

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Speaker 2: come off their tooth. That's everyone right now. I am

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Speaker 2: also on acid.

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Speaker 1: This town smells like winter green gum the whole place.

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Speaker 2: Except when I breathe near you. Because I've got to

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I did two.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I just windows down.

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Speaker 3: Just to do a sincere pearl grasp moment when I

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Speaker 3: start smelling a lot like you know, weird. There's sometimes

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Speaker 3: people have bad breath and it isn't bad that bad,

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Speaker 3: And then sometimes people have bad breath and it smells

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Speaker 3: like they are currently dying.

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Speaker 2: Right there's bad breath that smells Oh you add garlic.

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Speaker 2: It's food related, I can tell right away. But if

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Speaker 2: it smells like excuse me, but it always does. Blood

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Speaker 2: or pennies off off to a at least a doctor,

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Speaker 1: Hopefully maybe an endocrinologist.

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Speaker 2: Yes, everyone's smile. You can tell it's someone's gut health. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and then I desver relationship.

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Speaker 1: Ties well, because you do you.

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Speaker 3: I really I was gonna say fancy myself, which is

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you have that gift as well?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And I remember it came with quitting smoke. Did

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Speaker 2: you ever smoke filthy cigarette?

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Speaker 2: And the minute I stopped, and that became my superpower.

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Speaker 2: Smelling everything, wow, even background sense, like you know if

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Speaker 2: but off. In the addition, there's a oft in the

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Speaker 2: distance of fishmonger. I can smell the pile of shit

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Speaker 1: That's what we were looking for details, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I will list in the exact order

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Speaker 2: based on distance. It smells like poop, fish and boots

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a big I just was in Montana

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Speaker 2: Yes, but I was excited for it. I haven't been

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Speaker 2: it went from green trees to slightly yellow, and then

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Speaker 1: Like a locker room smell.

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Speaker 2: Yes, socks and jockey straps, No, just that time of year.

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Speaker 1: I do jockeys.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, the horse, the bouncing out, the out the

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Speaker 2: outward genitals got it to keep going outward either side

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Speaker 3: Yes, and it's natural the answers are natural.

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Speaker 2: Yes they are, but it was so it was really

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Speaker 3: all that. Yeah, no, that's so embarrassing. Did you see

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. It turns out the original segways are very

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Speaker 2: The day TIG had a festival in Washington, DC, the

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Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.

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Speaker 2: Building and it was everyone on segways like that was

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Speaker 2: But people were pointing or I think it's just most

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Speaker 1: They had to have fixed that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think they fixed it by turning it into

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Speaker 2: that embarrassing security guard vehicle.

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Speaker 1: That we just saw.

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Speaker 3: Now, do you know, and I'm positive you do, that

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Speaker 2: And every time I talk about it with someone, I

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Speaker 3: That truly, I thought we were doing a bit where

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Speaker 2: Right, right, or or it came off as rude, like

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about this anymore. I knew

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Speaker 2: we're not making light of this man's death. I don't

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Speaker 1: We're making light of the irony of the situation.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, he was testing it out. We're better to test

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Speaker 1: Oh so it was like a new idea.

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Speaker 2: No, na be tired.

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Speaker 1: Oh and it's.

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Speaker 2: Awful it failed the test.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there's details that that actually make it not

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Speaker 3: But man, is that where that idea is set in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I of course have to suspect foul play. Right.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know he was made of gold.

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Speaker 2: Its bones and legs were gold.

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Speaker 1: He loves goat. No that he was just super rich.

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Speaker 3: I meant, Oh, of course someone benefited from that horrible

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was during a time where if you invented

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Speaker 1: Crazy.

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Speaker 2: That house very much needs the work that is about

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Speaker 3: Let's get some Let's get this mountain side secured before you.

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Speaker 2: or it did happen.

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Speaker 1: Probably did Will.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this all happened the last few days. Probably

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles always needs rain. But when we get it,

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Speaker 1: And it runs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, houses, we're not built. We're talking about foundations resting

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Speaker 2: Friend, Yes, Jerry Lee Lewis.

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Speaker 3: Jerry Lee Lewis, as I live and breathe. Uh, he

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Speaker 3: totally had sex with and married his twelve year old cousin.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's now sit in. Let's see socio political issues

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Speaker 3: around Jerry Lee Lewis's wife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's take a moment to actually visualize this. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: No, he loved it was disgusting.

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Speaker 2: He was smiling all the time. Oh but uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh there's all sex scene. It's him and Ona writer.

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Speaker 3: With this, I mean in hiring only you know, Hollywood

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there, Yeah, they had a list of Winona

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Speaker 2: writer Christina Ricci. You know, here's that sexy kids. Everyone,

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Speaker 2: Let's do coke and make movie magic sex kids, or

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Speaker 2: who's the girl from the professional every movie Natalie Natalie

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Speaker 2: Portman was so sexualized as a twelve year old that,

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Speaker 2: And I remember watching Beautiful Girls. It was a great movie.

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Speaker 2: But I watch it now and I'm like, good God, yeah,

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Speaker 2: who've decided this needed to be the plot?

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Speaker 1: Men?

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Speaker 2: Men? Men, men, Men.

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Speaker 3: Say it once, say a thousand times, it's men.

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Speaker 2: Did you watch the Charlie Sheen thing?

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I somebody watched it and told me almost frame by

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Speaker 2: Has a documentary and it and the whole time I

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It was a lot of experiencing different towns. I

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Speaker 1: Every once in a while, you know, they're exactly the

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Speaker 3: Of strength, wait of yours, A friend of mine, a

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Speaker 2: I know he was. Hey, the guy that said I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got kicked out, and then the guy wanted

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Speaker 2: It was a strange show and that was very hostile.

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Speaker 1: So you went outside to fight the guy.

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Speaker 2: No, but Dodd said, will you please come out with

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Speaker 3: And so you didn't do your thing. You're being the

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, this guy was huge. I know my limitations.

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Speaker 2: He was taller than five nine. You know my ramifications.

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Speaker 1: You only do lady security guards.

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Speaker 2: Yes, vapors and off duty coppers. Vapors and coppers only, please. Ever,

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Speaker 2: The next night in Bozeman was a big, fancy theater.

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Speaker 1: I'm giving it to Todd Berry.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was a story about a Todd Berry show,

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Speaker 1: But don't say it again.

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Speaker 2: The other guy, the handsome, the handsomer of the too,

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Speaker 3: He didn't say that, but he fucking rolled over from

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Speaker 2: Yes, and he listens enough to the podcast to know

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Speaker 2: I don't like a tight grip handshake.

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Speaker 1: Are you being serious? He knows our podcast.

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Speaker 2: No, but he knew I didn't. I don't like a

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Speaker 2: firm SHAKEE offended it.

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Speaker 1: No one likes it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, A lot of guys do it. And it looks

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Speaker 2: But there's a lot of military there, and I think

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Speaker 2: these both I had just ended it with thank you

448
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Speaker 2: for your service. I just went out on a limb

449
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Speaker 2: and guest and.

450
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Speaker 1: Then he punched you in the right in the ear.

451
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Speaker 2: Which I wouldn't. I'd be like, thank you, because, like

452
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: Steve O, I kind of always wanted that cauliflower ear.

453
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Speaker 2: That's a lifetime after that of never having to even

454
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: act intimidating. You got those cauliflower ears like Greg Morn, Yeah,

455
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: who got it from college wrestling. That's just single it's

456
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 2: rubbing against it. But if you get someone to punch

457
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: it and it cauliflowers up, it's a whole lifetime of like, hey, guys,

458
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 2: settle down, and then they look at your ears and they're.

459
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Speaker 1: Like, yes, we want no part of this.

460
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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding what it's just a badge.

461
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

462
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Speaker 3: You know what I just thought of is I started

463
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 3: listening because also, TikTok, look at this insane fucking or

464
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Speaker 3: this is.

465
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Speaker 2: Right where Paris Hilton does you turns right?

466
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Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful, it's the heart of Beverly Hills.

467
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: Is this Rodeo drive that we're.

468
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Speaker 1: On is this one? No, but it's over one. We're

469
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Speaker 1: very close to it.

470
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Speaker 2: We are behind three dueling black Mercedes SUVs. I mean

471
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Speaker 2: that one's a portie but same diff Yeah. Oh, and

472
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 2: you know that guy gets what he wants, so let

473
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Speaker 2: him go. Oh no, he's he's being polite.

474
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Speaker 1: I know. It's so weird.

475
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: It's this weather.

476
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: I know, everyone's like in a good mood.

477
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where if you we are in the

478
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Speaker 2: part of Beverly Hills where if you're here on vacation

479
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 2: and you just want to see some celebs, you drive

480
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Speaker 2: around here. I guess that's way around.

481
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's some cafes people go.

482
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Speaker 2: Yeah, go get a thirty dollars, the big mirrors.

483
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's a hair salon, which I need.

484
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: The I don't know what happened, if I struck my

485
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 2: lightning or what, but the left rear part of my

486
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: head grows hair at three times the rate that's the

487
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Speaker 2: right rear part. Oh, it is hilarious. I don't know why.

488
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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

489
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and it's interesting to think about, Like if

490
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Speaker 2: Isama Dextras, which I've been, I broke my hand. My

491
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 2: finger was askew and I might have to get it

492
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Speaker 2: fixed later. But I thought, maybe this is my chance

493
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Speaker 2: to become a left hand dominant person. Yep, this is

494
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Speaker 2: your chance because I never use this hand.

495
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Speaker 1: This is your big break.

496
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Speaker 2: And it's amazing what I can. Have you tried to

497
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Speaker 2: brush your teeth left handed?

498
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Speaker 3: I mean once maybe, but I got so uncomfortable you

499
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Speaker 3: could just stopped.

500
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Speaker 2: To Yes, it's like someone else doing it for you,

501
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 2: and that someone else wants to the toothbrush in the

502
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Speaker 2: back of your mandible.

503
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Speaker 3: God damn it, I thought that was a parking spot.

504
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Speaker 2: You're running an Errand where are we going, Karen?

505
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 3: I have to go to the pharmacy to get my

506
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Speaker 3: epilepsy medicine.

507
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 2: Well? Should I man the wheel? Yeah?

508
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Speaker 1: Do you think you can handle it?

509
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 2: I will him in the wheel.

510
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: Let's go. Oh, there might be a spot right there.

511
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 3: Let's go up here, and then if we have to

512
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 3: go around the block, you're a man in the wheel, okay?

513
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: And then we'll take a brief pause. Or do we

514
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: go mobile? I I know the cash who wears best parking.

515
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: Can I go down here?

516
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 2: I bet you can.

517
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Speaker 3: I'm going underground like the style Council, The style Council,

518
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: what's the god I love that guy.

519
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Speaker 1: Who's that Style Council guys.

520
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: H oh, of course we know not pulp. Is it pulp? No,

521
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Speaker 2: it's blur.

522
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: No, it's old than that.

523
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: I know. I know it's silly that I'm not thinking

524
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 2: English be No.

525
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: Uh, it's Paul Weller's band.

526
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 3: Sure, Paul Weller and Going on the Ground.

527
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 2: Yes, the Jam Going on the Ground. Oh okay, yes,

528
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 2: so you were right with Style Counsel.

529
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the leader.

530
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Speaker 2: It's funny that when I hear either Style Counsel or

531
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Speaker 2: the Jam, I think of Paul Weller, the one that

532
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: played Robop. That's Peter Weller, Peter, Peter, Paul Mary. I

533
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: just think of Woodstock.

534
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: Is that barbar Streisand.

535
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: I mean everyone's Barbara Streisand in.

536
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Speaker 1: Here, I'm gonna tell you, I'm tell you something. I'm

537
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: getting this pharmacy. I'm gonna have to get sneakers or something.

538
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: I just realized, I'm fucking starving.

539
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: You have been acting like You'reretha Franklin. It's a reference

540
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 2: to a commercial. Did anyone? Will anyone admit hold on?

541
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: You literally just called.

542
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: I can't happen. It's sixth grade jokes becoming part of

543
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: my brain and I don't even know I'm making it.

544
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: It's the child taking over. I'm having a midlife crisis.

545
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: I think that's fun though.

546
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 3: Let the child take over and cry Aretha.

547
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: Did anyone wait, I'm holding my mic?

548
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: Sorry it fell off and then I was just holding it.

549
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 3: That's going to be bad audio for a little bit.

550
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: Apologies everybody.

551
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: Well that's what I was worried about. When we came

552
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 2: into the underground garage. Did anyone else think, Oh, no,

553
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 2: we're not going to have service under here, and the

554
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 2: podcast will come to an abrupt stop podcast service.

555
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: Look at this? Wow?

556
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 3: Oh a little pink convertible Volkswagon with flowers in it? Yes?

557
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: Are they real? Flowers?

558
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: They looked real.

559
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: I need to know more. Well, I'm going to read

560
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 2: the logo on the door.

561
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to park.

562
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 3: Ready, I'm gonna rock right now. Did you guys jump

563
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 3: out in case.

564
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: That Porsche okay is mean to us?

565
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: Okay, we're or.

566
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Speaker 1: I just have to run up and get it. I

567
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: don't know if you want to sit in this car.

568
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: I'll be right back after this medications in.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having us, Beverly Hills. It's Lola Fallana, is

570
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Speaker 1: it no, okay.

571
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Speaker 3: My dad came to visit me one time and did

572
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Speaker 3: that and was that the names were so fucking funny.

573
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: He a lady walked in front of us as we

574
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Speaker 1: were trying.

575
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: To pull out of the Vaughn's parking lot and she

576
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 3: was wearing those I want to say pyres high heel

577
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 3: shoes that.

578
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: Are very like look like a fish aquarium.

579
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like all plastic on the bottom. She was

580
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 3: just a kind of a mess. And then he go,

581
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 3: I won't be able to remember the name.

582
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: Who was it? Like it was like.

583
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 2: Bridget Bardow.

584
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like it was a real deep,

585
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: hilarious cut.

586
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: It's a realistic game to play.

587
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: It was, is that you've it? Doesn't it doesn't matter gardener?

588
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but almost like it's like a character actress from

589
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty three, you know what I mean.

590
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: It was like the perfect get out of the way

591
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: earth a kid. Yeah.

592
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, like but he did it in a voice like

593
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 3: he was an excited tourist to see a celebrity and

594
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: this woman was like practically falling on the ground. Anyway,

595
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: It seems very heartless now, but it was just a

596
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 3: really nice.

597
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: No name check moment. It sounds like a story about

598
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Speaker 2: my dad.

599
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: It's a classic dad story. Dad's being funny.

600
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, referencing names that you only recognize from their past references.

601
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 3: Yes, their actors, says that only he knows about. Yes,

602
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 3: like it's this is that idel a Pino. That's a

603
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: perfect one right where it's like no one really, no

604
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: one our age usually knows who that is.

605
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: Get out of the way, Nerd Burfler just made up

606
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: names because everyone has what's somebody? Or is somebody?

607
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: You mean every word is a name?

608
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: Yes in this world. Yes, that's what I mean. Anything

609
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: you say, you think you're the first person to say it,

610
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 2: but it has come out of someone's mouth upon the

611
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 2: arrival of a newborn baby, and that has become its name.

612
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: You stub your toe, you don't announciate, right, and you

613
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: say clamic There there's a kid out there named Clamming Junior.

614
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: There's Clamax before him all because you're trying to say

615
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: damn it, but yeah, this is like this is solid.

616
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: I never come here.

617
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: I mean it is I would say this.

618
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 3: I wish I lived closer to Beverly Hills, if only

619
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 3: so that I could eat breakfast at Naton Owl's Deli

620
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: every morning, because have you gone there, it's like, you know,

621
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: it's just a great Jewish deli diner kind of place.

622
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: But it's like it looks like it's.

623
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 3: From nineteen seventy five, okay, and you can tell that

624
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 3: it's filled with old like producers and Hollywood adjacents, right,

625
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: and there's just that perfect energy of like people hanging

626
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 3: out in a diner bullshitting.

627
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: It's so good, it's so good.

628
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: And then there's the Beverly Hills. Is it the Beverly

629
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: Hills Motel that is kind of on sunset? People have

630
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: day brunches there, matings.

631
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Speaker 1: I my the Beverly Hills Hotel, hotel, park in front it,

632
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: in front of it. They won't let you.

633
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: No, No, that's for one story motels. Otherwise, get the

634
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 2: hell out of here. Get out. My old neighbor that

635
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 2: lived across from Nate Craig and I ran a limo

636
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 2: service and we both needed money and for some Mac

637
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 2: makeup event there was a red carpet and we were

638
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: It was very complicated getting people in the right cars.

639
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 2: Everyone had a valet like piece of paper number and

640
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 2: I had a walkie talkie. I was so stressed out

641
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 2: because I'm not. I've never had a job. I've never

642
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: had a service industry job. A cash register will make

643
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: me faint.

644
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 3: You definitely have ADHD as well, of course.

645
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: Sure, yes, I got diagnosed by you and got a

646
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 2: second from TikTok. I know I have it.

647
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 3: That's where I got my first opinion. Yeah, it's and

648
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 3: I think I have it too. I mean, like I

649
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: recognize all those Yeah, that thing of people who think

650
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 3: linearly and organized linearly.

651
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: I don't know those people.

652
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: I don't want to be around them. Aunt of parties,

653
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: I don't get those people. I'm glad my mom took

654
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 2: Thailand all but we it was I knew so many.

655
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 2: It was like, for some reason, there's a bunch of

656
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: comedians there that are still with old managers of mine,

657
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: and they both were coming out and I had to

658
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: get them into a limbo Chris, what are you doing here?

659
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: Oh it's my friend. I'm just doing a favor to

660
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 2: a friend wearing a tuxedo.

661
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: Fully getting people into your cart.

662
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: It was so yeah, humiliating, but hey, it's that's what

663
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. In Beverly Hills. You don't know what

664
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 2: that valet guy used to do. He maybe have gotten

665
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: second in the Left Riots Comedy Central competition in two

666
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: thousand and three.

667
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: That's right, you never know.

668
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: And now he's saying, watch your head, sir, because I

669
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: was arresting a few people too.

670
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 3: But also, but also every single person does it. And

671
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 3: every person, no matter if they're the valet or the

672
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 3: guy getting into the car, everyone's humiliated in this town.

673
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's even if someone is unshakably known as or

674
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 2: indisputably known as a movie star. My dad always has

675
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 2: a story about being on a plane hearing two actors

676
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: sitting on the plane complaining about their careers being over,

677
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 2: and it was someone and Paul Newman, no, and my

678
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: dad was like, he thinks he's not doing well. This

679
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: was during the yeah, like late sixties. I think that's why,

680
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: right when he was he was never not at his peak,

681
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 2: but he thought it was over because of a movie.

682
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, let me get a look at

683
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 2: this B level select granted that the more he tells

684
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 2: that story, it goes from Paul Newman to Robert Redford.

685
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 2: I think it was could have been Redford are essentially

686
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 2: this he looked back and it was earth a kit.

687
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: Or just me trying to think of one of those

688
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: names again.

689
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: But also that reminds me of and I know I've

690
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 3: told the story on this podcast. Sitting on the side

691
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 3: of the entrance, like the same wall as the entrance

692
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 3: door of Sarah Silverman's roof party, right, being a little stoner, Yeah,

693
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: in the corner with all the rebel girls, watching people

694
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 3: walk in and walk watching each person more famous than

695
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 3: the next freak out and have social anxiety about going

696
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 3: to a party. And I was like, there, it is right,

697
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 3: that's why this town will like that's why like no

698
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 3: me Too movement can end this hideous town. Like this

699
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 3: town runs on people's I'm not good enough, I'm a fraud.

700
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: Everyone's better than me. It's like that is what gets

701
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: this town up in the morning.

702
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's how people make money manipulating that insecurity.

703
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 2: Or it's just a creative person that got in to

704
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 2: this for the right reason. It's because they wanted They

705
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 2: got so good at acting because they wanted someone to

706
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: like them or whatever. It's something instilled as a kid

707
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 2: and maybe all these really talented people all have.

708
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's what it is. Sorry to interrupt, I

709
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: just want to let you know that Henry unfortunately has

710
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: to reschedule. Oh, so we can go ahead and keep driving.

711
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: Keep driving around will make this the double hudder solo.

712
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: So that's uh not like Henry. Now I'm concerned.

713
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: You want to know he's he's okay.

714
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 3: I think our just et a is a little like yeah,

715
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 3: just but but he's okay, He's totally fine.

716
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 2: That's fine. I just wanted to see my friend Ran Freeman.

717
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: But maybe I just called my friend. I guess I

718
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: just missed my friend on that boat and see what

719
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: new nail?

720
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: I think if you were to do that again, not.

721
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 2: To give you direct me, direct me. It's been a

722
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 2: while since I was on set.

723
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 1: Here's the set of life do the voice?

724
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: So that because I thought you were seriously disappointed to

725
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,439
Speaker 3: the point of anger about that, and I was like, okay,

726
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say something that makes him feel better.

727
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: Riffing right. But it's because I'm a really good actor.

728
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.

729
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: It's such a good actor that you were acting your

730
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 3: way out of being Morgan Freeman.

731
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll be fine. I guess I guess I just

732
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 2: missed my friend. How was that? That was amazing? Thank you.

733
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: I wish, I wish to, I hope, I wish and

734
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: I hope. Oh, there he is on the beach. These

735
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 2: are allowed out takes. I watched the DVD. He was

736
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 2: riffing in that last scene.

737
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: There he is on the beach.

738
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 2: Here he comes, but I noticed he walks funny. Maybe

739
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 2: it was an injury from the Baseball movie. Maybe it's

740
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 2: my vision. Maybe I just missed my friend. I've done

741
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 2: self doubt seeing with that talent comes self doubt and

742
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: low self esteem.

743
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: But it is a great, great weight you bear.

744
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: Yes as an impressionist.

745
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: Yes, as a podcasting impressionist. You're up against James Domain.

746
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 2: First of all, oh man, I don't even mind be

747
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: in the same room.

748
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 3: Then you're picking a black voice, so you're afraid to

749
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 3: do a real black voice because white people shouldn't.

750
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: Do that anymore.

751
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 2: I never noticed he was. That's just why I was raised,

752
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 2: though I don't know. And what's the third reason?

753
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 3: Did you know that the whole thing about Morgan Freeman

754
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 3: having a relationship with his step granddaughter is a lie?

755
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: Right?

756
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: I never I only heard the gossip and the fake part.

757
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: It's almost I know that now we're in a everything

758
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: thrown at you. You have to check. It's like the

759
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 2: cat that was pointing at the dog within five minutes,

760
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: five seconds, rather I was it was proven wrong.

761
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a.

762
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 2: Floating logo that's a popular AI video maker and that

763
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: person who got six million views is just raking in

764
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 2: money with a rake like leaves from their AI. So

765
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 2: I learned that within seconds when that rumor was started.

766
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: There's been so many rumors about Sweet Morgan. Sweet Morgan,

767
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 2: I call him with a pause because I forget last names. Immediately.

768
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: I almost said, Morgan Brimley, is that he has diabetes? No?

769
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: Is that he Oh, it's because it's hot in here

770
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: of having it slow? No, it's fine. I just recently

771
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 2: looked that up. I'm like, whatever happened to that fifteen

772
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 2: year old Jerry Lee Lewis rumor about Morgan Freeman. It's

773
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 2: made up.

774
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 3: Totally a lion, like, it's incredible, destructive and they both

775
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 3: had to come out and give statements like I and

776
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 3: I was so surprised because I was looking at something

777
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 3: else and then this like TikTok of the life of

778
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 3: Morgan Freeman came up, and you know, my dad's Morgan

779
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 3: Freeman's number one fan.

780
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: Oh sure, all our dads are.

781
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: I mean to the point where my debt.

782
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: We were driving around LA and he's like, well, where's

783
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: Morgan Freeman's house.

784
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: All of our dads did not know until the child

785
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: Shank that there could be a fully a love story

786
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 2: between two straight men characters. Yeah, and I mean Lethal

787
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: Weapon kind of did it a little. It dipped in

788
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 2: and out. Those guys said they loved each other a lot,

789
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 2: and they did. Yeah, he was a part of his family.

790
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: That it was close.

791
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: They were true partners.

792
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were true partners in all the ways except

793
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 2: legal attorneysh carnally except.

794
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: Wait sorry. In Shawshank Redemption, is there subtext that they're

795
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: supposed to actually be lovers.

796
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 2: No, No, they.

797
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: Just mean they love each other as fasties.

798
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: Yes, as best friends. They love each other and that

799
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 2: makes sense.

800
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I didn't pick up on really anything else,

801
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 3: but could have been me right.

802
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: No, it's my word choice in the pacing and the

803
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 2: way I say things, much like a Riddler or Yoda.

804
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: It's a love story. And every man who watched that

805
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 2: was like I have There's been men in my life

806
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 2: that I loved and I didn't know how to address

807
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 2: it because it was nineteen sixty eight and he saved

808
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 2: me in that fox Hole. Stories like that, we're Surfacingha's.

809
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: It's also like, yeah, duh, it's a good movie.

810
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm tired of hearing about it, but oh you'll hear more.

811
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: As if you ask me my top five of anything,

812
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 2: it's the same as it was years ago. That's why

813
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: I say the same five comedians in the same five movies, Well,

814
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: Sam Gross point blank, sixteen Candles, Showshank, Redemption, Uh Scorces.

815
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: He's not often viewed, Hi Mom, starring an eighteen year

816
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: old de Niro. I'm kidding. It was Bachelor Party. I'm kidding.

817
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 2: I don't like.

818
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: Bachelor Party's amazing.

819
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 2: It's all these men and I promoted this podcast of

820
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: these guys that I don't know before. One of them

821
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: said they opened for me once and at Crackers, but

822
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 2: I didn't remember his face.

823
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 1: Where crackers?

824
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 2: This aged? This aged great. They cover all those bizarre

825
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 2: movies like Porky's and Bachelor Party and where there's they

826
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 2: make light of full on assault, and it's like, oh

827
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 2: my god, the world has changed so much for the better.

828
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: For the better.

829
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: If you're worried about the state, and we all are

830
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: of the world today. Do remember some of the jokes

831
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: in the movie Bachelor Party that did not cancel young

832
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks and in fact started it is truly there

833
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 2: are many things in it that it's like, oh no,

834
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: that's wrong, and everyone would agree. Your grandpa would agree.

835
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: It's it's yeah.

836
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: It's it's mayhem. It is a bachelor Party.

837
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 2: There are new comics and new movies. Of course, I

838
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 2: just don't want to get into the conversations describing obscure things,

839
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,720
Speaker 2: so I say them are mainstream things.

840
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: But you only named four movies, Am I right?

841
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 2: That's all I've seen. I've I've yet to watch my

842
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 2: fifth movie. Yes, that was the only one I see.

843
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: I really do like Rossawaine blank to my sister. When

844
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: I moved abruptly moved to Austin, bought a Ford Mustang

845
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 2: and drove across the country. At the last minute, my

846
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: sister gave me those movies on the audio on just

847
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 2: on cassette tape. And if you've seen those movies four

848
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 2: or five or ten times at that point and you're

849
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: just listening to the soundtrack, like the whole soundtrack of

850
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 2: Gross point blank, is what pulled me in. I'm like, wow,

851
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 2: all these bands are my favorites. Yeah, but if you've

852
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 2: seen it, you will imagine every single shot visually as

853
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: you drive listening to a movie's audio.

854
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, it's like watching it the way

855
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: you first said that. I thought you meant that.

856
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 3: Lisa went and made cassette recordings of these movies so

857
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 3: you could listen to them as she drove.

858
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: She did the whole movie, yeah, with the talking.

859
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's not a soundtrack, No, it was three

860
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 2: she recorded onto cassette. It was three cassettes for shoshank.

861
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 2: It's a long movie.

862
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 3: Your sister, the relationship you and your sister have is

863
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 3: how I know that your sister's a great mom.

864
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 2: Thanks?

865
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: Yes, she really a compliment for you. It's for her.

866
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, I'm saying on her behalf I was supposed to.

867
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: You don't get you don't get how Thanks, that's my sister. Thanks, Karen.

868
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 3: No, it would be like, oh thanks, but I didn't

869
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 3: even really yeah yeah.

870
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. You actually do a better impression of

871
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 2: my sister.

872
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 3: Than I do.

873
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm a mimic. I'm a I'm a mime, I'm a mom.

874
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: I'm a mom. I remember, I'm a mom.

875
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm a mom, I'm a mimic, I'm a mim I'm

876
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: a silent mom.

877
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 3: Mama say mama, saw mamma, who saw.

878
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: Mamas?

879
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: Well, years ago we would no longer freestyle wrap never, No,

880
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:46,959
Speaker 2: this is.

881
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: We're really very.

882
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 2: Oh man, just guessing. Well, Lisa's listening here.

883
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 3: Well, Lisa, you're welcome, yes for your compliments that Chris

884
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 3: does not get to accept.

885
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: On beh I did, I changed my boy? Yes, and

886
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 2: now empty the everyone's call. It earned my nephews in

887
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: he is still around, so she's not fully empty nested.

888
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 2: But they would all agree, all of her kids, good

889
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: job mom. They'd turn and say it to her face.

890
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: I bet they wouldn't. Good job, good job Lisa. Well, goodbye.

891
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: As the obvious energy winds down, I thought the kit

892
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 2: kat would put a real spring in my step.

893
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 1: Well, give it a second. Yeah, let's ride the wave.

894
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 2: Let's do ride the wave.

895
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 3: Although I mean we might be done with this episode,

896
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 3: but I'm just saying for attitudes in life.

897
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 2: Oh right, whether we even if we kids conclude right now,

898
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 2: I still got to go on with my day in

899
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: a positive way, and I will.

900
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 4: Okay, stop rapping.

901
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 2: Can anybo oh, I mean it, give me a beat?

902
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: I just yeah, I just that's another. Yeah, go ahead

903
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: throw Princess Bride in there. Number five. You finally got it. There,

904
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 2: It is me fifteen minutes to make a list.

905
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: We dug it out.

906
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 2: Mandy Patinkin was I just watched on one of my

907
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: top cry sessions. Was like he felt like he'd never

908
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 2: been in a good film, and he went to some

909
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: screening of an early cut of Princess Bride and was sobbing,

910
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 2: and then in talking about it, he started crying, which

911
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: if Mandy Patinkin cries on your phone that you are

912
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: going to cry because you also like Princess Bride. And

913
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: he's like, I can't believe I got to be part

914
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 2: of a movie like this. He was like, and he

915
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: was like his voice was wavering. And then I realized

916
00:49:53,600 --> 00:50:03,959
Speaker 2: all the men I know named Mandy are very sensitive. Yeah,

917
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: in terms of the territory, he's just the best.

918
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: All the men.

919
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 3: Why is no one else but Mandy thinking named Mandy man? Yeah,

920
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 3: it is a really good man name.

921
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got close. I thought Nicholas Cage would be

922
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: named Mandy in that movie Mandy, but it was about

923
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 2: his wife.

924
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah, not that guy. I wonder if

925
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: there's another Mandy.

926
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just the best.

927
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 1: He really is. Do you know he's a Broadway star first?

928
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: Right, That's all I knew of him because my dad

929
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 2: probably told me, like he's an angelic singer. Yeah, and

930
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: then I think we were able. I mean, this is

931
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 2: pre pulled something out of your pocket and show people

932
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 2: the past. But I had seen him singing music that

933
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 2: wasn't for me as a twelve year old.

934
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: You know, because you don't like Pirates of Penzance.

935
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 2: I hate Penzance. I hate Pirates of Penzance. You mean

936
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: starring Douglas Fairbanks Junior. Yes, yes, some relation. It was

937
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: a stage name. But where was that name? Taken from

938
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: his mother's maiden.

939
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 3: That was perfectly half Todd Glass and half Brodie the

940
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: way you did.

941
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 5: That, I'm related to all Fairbanks. Look it up ancestry

942
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 5: dot org. It's free because it's government owned. Go to

943
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 5: ancestry dot org. Let's on your pocket book, same information.

944
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 5: I'm related to pirates?

945
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: Is that true?

946
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 2: That? Well? There's an when I went to Fairbanks and

947
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: the guy booking the show said, are you related to

948
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 2: Charles W. Fairbanks. I was like, yeah, I mean, my

949
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 2: grandma told me all Fairbanks are derived from this one

950
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: Jonathan Fairbanks guy. But I wasn't sure, so I put

951
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 2: money into ancestry and sure enough that was the name

952
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 2: some colonialists that probably did very bad things. But Charles

953
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 2: W as a child, even though later he was a

954
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 2: Republican senator, and like I think Indiana, he never went

955
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: to Alaska. They treated my arrival in Alaska like the

956
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 2: first Fairbanks to visit Fairbanks. Wow, I can't. I don't

957
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 2: know if we talked about this, but I think we did,

958
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: but we did for sure. I didn't stress how hilarious

959
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 2: it was that I had the meeting to go to

960
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 2: city hall and met everyone that worked there.

961
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: I don't think you made it clear that you did that.

962
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 2: I got key to the city and it was little

963
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 2: and I lost it.

964
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so here's the way you fucking tell stories. I'm

965
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 3: pretty sure I heard you say the key the city

966
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 3: thing and absolutely thought you were joking.

967
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 2: No, it was Yeah, I know my stories are the

968
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 2: red line yarn on a murder wall. I can't, but

969
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 2: it was a big deal and I met this guy.

970
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 2: It's amazing Fairbanks alcohol distributors. He had bottles. He was

971
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: nervous to meet me. It was like a it was.

972
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 3: And I hope you wore your horsiest sweater and acted

973
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 3: like you were like a blue blood.

974
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 2: I should have. Yeah, I wish you just were real. Yeah,

975
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 2: I can't glass his Ani mus Cache. Who are you

976
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:38,479
Speaker 2: are trying to be exactly? I can't have both.

977
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 3: And your shows were sold out because everyone wanted to

978
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 3: see the mayor's son or I don't know.

979
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 2: I wanted to get a straight answer. Is it always

980
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 2: packed at the Fairbanks Convention Center like it was a

981
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 2: big half round theater. And I think they's the joke

982
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 2: promotion of he's related to the guy that named the

983
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 2: town that I was like, yeah, say it And then

984
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: I looked it up and I'm like, okay, go ahead,

985
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 2: I'm not lying.

986
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

987
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: Great, And a bunch of people that were there and

988
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 2: they were introducing me, these nice guys that run the show.

989
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: What if there were a bunch of people that were

990
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 3: there to assue you because of what Charles Fairbanks.

991
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: Did back in the day.

992
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: Yes, I did, because in looking it up, it was

993
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 2: like he was named after the town was named after

994
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 2: him against his will like he curried favored a some

995
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 2: nefarious miner that set up a camp post, and no

996
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 2: one really likes that guy. Okay, so that's the bad

997
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 2: guy who said, well, thank you for doing letting me

998
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 2: put a border here and take this land or whatever

999
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 2: awful stuff happened back then. Yeah, and then Charles W.

1000
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: Fairbanks was probably like, yes, just quit calling me his

1001
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 2: first telephone, just me alone. Yes, name at Fairbanks. I

1002
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 2: don't care. I live in Indiana. I'm a Hoosier, and

1003
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 2: I think no one holds it against Fairbanks. They just

1004
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 2: don't like the name of this settler guy. Yeah, so

1005
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 2: if I was related to him, it would have been

1006
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: pitchforks and mobs. Did you imagine getting kicked out of

1007
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 2: town like Frankenstein's Monster after a show. I mean, I've

1008
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: had you know, I've heard we like the first guy

1009
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 2: better than the headliner. Whoops, that was you. I've heard that.

1010
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: But pitchforks and mobs talk about knowing you don't go

1011
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: back to a city, talk.

1012
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: About checking out early.

1013
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a great time. That

1014
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 2: was a fun week where it was like the first

1015
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 2: shows at this bar, the second show is at a

1016
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: bigger bar. With a mechanical bowl and then we ended

1017
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,240
Speaker 2: in this there was like practice shows.

1018
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean?

1019
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 2: Well, I it was like a smaller venue and part

1020
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 2: of this tour that people usually go there in the

1021
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 2: winter and they'd drive you there on actual snow wheels,

1022
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 2: like forty below. The list of comics that had gone

1023
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 2: to this thing over the last twenty five years spanned

1024
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 2: exactly my career. So it started with like John Bizarre

1025
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 2: and all the guys that I opened for when I

1026
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 2: first started. Yeah, so these these two guys that ran

1027
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 2: this comedy show for the love of it. Only one

1028
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,879
Speaker 2: of them did stand up, or maybe they both did,

1029
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 2: like improv together. They were old best friends that loved

1030
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 2: comedy and they knew every comedian over the years. They

1031
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 2: were so fun to talk to. Like anyone I would

1032
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: bring up, they would mention a year and it was

1033
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 2: like the year that I met that comic. It was

1034
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: like a memory lane and it was It was a

1035
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 2: really fun time. But it was a whole week in Alaska,

1036
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 2: in one town, doing all these different venues.

1037
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: So did you get married and have a family.

1038
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 2: I did, and know, God, thank you for reminding me.

1039
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 2: I got to call those kids call those kids. It

1040
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: hasn't even been nine months and they are I got

1041
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: one kid in t ball. The one's a star wrestler.

1042
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: It was in the army. I even even thought of him.

1043
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was a busy week. I have all

1044
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 2: those kids.

1045
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: Visit the kids.

1046
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you say that because our friend John

1047
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 2: dor On during that week met someone and is married

1048
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 2: to her and now lives in Juneo, Alaska. So it's

1049
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 2: very possible that you meet someone after the show don't

1050
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 2: get married.

1051
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: That's kind of incredible.

1052
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, a single one touring John dor went to Fairbanks,

1053
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 2: Alaska and met his future life. Fun because I was like, wait,

1054
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: you're moving to Alaska? Why are you doing that? And

1055
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 2: he was he was being very not out of details

1056
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 2: because I'm sure it was scary.

1057
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: He's a very mystery. I've fed him to be very mysterious.

1058
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 3: But like when you're with him, it's like you feel

1059
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 3: like you're best friends, right, And that's kind of it.

1060
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 2: And this was on a train, so that adds to

1061
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: the mystery. We did a show in San Diego and

1062
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: wrote a train and all fun. Yeah, it sounds like

1063
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: it's it's the plot to any mystery I like.

1064
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 3: John dor so much because I think he really is

1065
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 3: a distilled version of the best part of Canadians, which

1066
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 3: is he's hilariously funny in the weirdest way that you

1067
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 3: never thought of. Yeah, and then he's also very gentle souled,

1068
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 3: so you don't get that. Like there's so many male

1069
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 3: comics that are just so fucking like almost borderline scary

1070
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 3: to be around.

1071
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: You just they radiate hate basically.

1072
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 2: And but yes, there it's another thing about Canadians because

1073
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 2: there was a lot of manly men that have been

1074
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: in hockey fights, that have pulled jerseys over someone's head

1075
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 2: as they need them that I met at the Calgary

1076
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 2: Comedy Festival open suite, Like let's talk about real stuff

1077
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 2: type guys, and that's Canada.

1078
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: It's Canada, it's got to be it is.

1079
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 3: I had a guy at I think it's the Blockhead

1080
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 3: Comedy Festival, the one that.

1081
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:37,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we were both there, and I had.

1082
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: A guy drive me home, like a volunteer drive me

1083
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 3: back to the hotel one night, who was I was.

1084
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 3: I wanted to stay there and get married to him.

1085
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: He had this most.

1086
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,439
Speaker 3: Soothing voice and he was talking about the other when

1087
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 3: he I was like, what do you do when you're

1088
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,919
Speaker 3: not doing stuff like this? And he was like, oh,

1089
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 3: I'm the and it was something like engineering librarian at

1090
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 3: the university, something so fucking brainiac that I was like

1091
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 3: kind of humbled, just like neat. Yeah, he was just

1092
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 3: like he just kind of spoke down here and he

1093
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 3: was very like, I don't know, he looked like a

1094
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 3: cartoon dad. Yeah, And I was like, it would be

1095
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 3: so nice to have you kind of arrange things for

1096
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 3: me for the rest of my existence.

1097
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and give me a schedule on microfiche. Had to

1098
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 2: go to the.

1099
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: Library, help me, calm me down and help me.

1100
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1101
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a Any time I've been to Calgary, I

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Speaker 2: have a little reunion with people I met there twenty years.

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Speaker 1: Ago because you love him so much.

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Speaker 2: Just yes, in a shashanky way, I'm now realizing I'm

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01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 2: in love with a lot of these Canadian men.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of love, That's what I'm saying. They're

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01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 3: up for the love, it seems.

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Speaker 2: But Calgary is like the Texas of certainly alper Or Canada.

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Speaker 2: It really it's oil. Like there's a downtown and it's

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Speaker 2: every oil logo, including husky that you remember from me. Yeah,

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01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 2: they still have husky oil there.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of it.

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01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 2: So it's and there's a thing called Stampede there where

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Speaker 2: horses take over the whole city.

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Speaker 1: And championed the big rodeo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a rodeo, not not a horse takeover of

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Speaker 2: all businesses, not.

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01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: A hostile horse takeover.

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Speaker 2: They're very gentle. They're Canadian horses.

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Speaker 1: They're Canadian horse.

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Speaker 2: They don't even they have soft gel horseshoes.

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Speaker 1: And they say nay.

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01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: They say yes and never nay.

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Speaker 3: No, they say nay ah. I'm sorry, I'll say it again.

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01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 3: I know it's one of the worst jokes I've ever

1127
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 3: let come out of my mind. It was it was

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Speaker 3: catered for me.

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01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: It was it was what you like, nay, ay or nay.

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01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 2: Now you got to act it out.

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01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 3: I didn't want to go, I didn't won't go all

1132
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 3: the way into the character voice. But now I will

1133
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 3: now do it as if Morgan Freeman was.

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Speaker 1: A horse, that's his friend.

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Speaker 2: Nay. Hey, that was it. Quick and quick and easy,

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01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 2: and let's forget about it.

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Speaker 3: That's all we're looking for is just some light. This

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01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 3: podcast is about. Somebody needs to drive themselves to work,

1139
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 3: and they don't love work, but they don't hate it.

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01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 3: They're not gonna quit, they just don't look forward to it.

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01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 3: So they're like, I'm going to hang out with my

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01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 3: friends before I go to work. Right, That's what I

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01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: believe in my heart and hope people that's how they

1144
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 3: use this podcast.

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01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did not realize when we thought this up

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01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 2: with our friend Jerry Jerry. We all thought of this

1147
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 2: with Darry Seinfeld and then he did his own, But

1148
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 2: it was we did not think that just recording in

1149
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: the car would make it a listen in the car podcast.

1150
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 2: But of course it has been. I think so, and

1151
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 2: some people listen to it at home or while they're

1152
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 2: raking leaves. Right.

1153
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: Sure, there's no hard and fast rules with this podcast.

1154
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 2: Now, there are no rules. No otherwise we'd write and prepare.

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01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 1: No.

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01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 3: No, it's more of a Sammy Hagar opening a bar

1157
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 3: type of thing.

1158
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: No rules.

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01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 2: We're just hoping we don't have so much mescal we

1160
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 2: fall off our stool again. I can't drive, but I

1161
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 2: can drink fifty five.

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01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: Oh fucking drink fifty five.

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01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 2: When I was a most lawn on a cruise, they

1164
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 2: parked in this little eric area that had the Cabo Cantina,

1165
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 2: and apparently he was always in there, and I wanted

1166
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 2: to go in there and push him off his stool.

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01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 2: I didn't say that out loud, but I imagined it

1168
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 2: because I, like David Lee Roth, I'm not that passionate

1169
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 2: about it. I'm not going to assault the man teams.

1170
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 2: But the idea of him being drunk and falling off

1171
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 2: a stool has come up so much in my mind,

1172
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 2: like I've actually seen it that I just say it

1173
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 2: and people are like, what are you talking about? Yeah, Oh,

1174
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 2: it's a vision I had.

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01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: It's gotta be true.

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01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 2: It's got to be you know, he's fallen off a stool.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be real.

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01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, we just found out we're not going to

1179
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 2: have a guest, so let's do another episode right now.

1180
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 2: So let's cut this one.

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01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: Listening, you're going to do the entire thing. You're just

1182
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: gonna do the entire thing.

1183
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 2: And steamroll what you're gonna say.

1184
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 4: Well, what do you.

1185
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 2: Think about the decision to end this episode?

1186
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: Let's see. I think it's pretty good.

1187
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 2: God, that was a good character. What do you call that?

1188
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 2: We'll find out on the next episode. Do you need

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01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 2: to ride do you I AD A R.

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Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

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01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

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01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.

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01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome