Speaker 1: When was the last time you had food poisoning? Jack?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Was it recent? No, I'm not asking you, like about
Speaker 1: the fucking tizz results. You're like, yeah, Jack, go ahead,
Speaker 1: when was it? Seems like a lot of food poisoning
Speaker 1: happening in that household interesting, but you've never had it? Wow,
Speaker 1: I guess everyone else is unlucky in that house.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: I think the night that uh my wife and I
Speaker 1: got engaged, I rented a limo and the champagne glasses
Speaker 1: in the limo were dirty. I didn't get a good limo. Oh,
Speaker 1: and so I drank out of those and then I'd like,
Speaker 1: rented a hotel for us for a couple of days
Speaker 1: and spent the entire two days in that hotel just
Speaker 1: in bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My last one was a firehouse Subs Firehouse Subs. It
Speaker 1: was like a chicken and mushroom. It was the mushrooms
Speaker 1: on the sand, which I know it had to have
Speaker 1: been because I was like, no, they're they're kind of flavorful.
Speaker 1: Today the mushrooms have like a bite to them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't usually have the pickled What are these pickled mushrooms?
Speaker 1: They're fizzy? Hello the Internet and welcome to this Monday
Speaker 1: Morning Trends edition of Day. Yeah. It's the production of
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio. It's Monday, May thirteenth, Monday the thirteenth, remember
Speaker 1: remember I.
Speaker 2: Don't know.
Speaker 1: Making sense. It's Monday. Yeah, are remember remember the thirteenth
Speaker 1: of May? Remember remember remember?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: For sure, remember remember the thirteenth of May. Remember Okay,
Speaker 1: remember that? Remember that? Man do we do the day?
Speaker 1: We don't usually say what day it is? I don't
Speaker 1: think too well, well we just did so no, no,
Speaker 1: like just so you know. It's National Decency Day whatever
Speaker 1: that is. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah day, just to let
Speaker 1: you guys know because we've been hearing stories. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: not keeping decent and also national dance like a Chicken
Speaker 1: daya so fun?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm Jack, that's Miles. Yes. This is the episode
Speaker 1: where we tell you what was trending over the weekend
Speaker 1: was trending this Monday morning. And first we tell you
Speaker 1: what is going on in our lives by telling you
Speaker 1: something we think is overrated. So we think is underrated.
Speaker 1: There's a stomach bug blowing through our our house. So
Speaker 1: my ship is, uh, I'm not sick, currently said, my
Speaker 1: ship is, like, are we talking literally here. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: my ship, My ship is fine. Everybody, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: but yeah, mixed with stomach stomach bug, a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of plates spinning over the weekend. I hear that.
Speaker 1: I hear that you have a good Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: We went to this like restaurant that's like a garden.
Speaker 1: Her majesty was like, ideally it would feel like a picnic,
Speaker 1: but it's a it's a restaurant. And luckily there was
Speaker 1: like a place nearby in Maryland that fit that bill.
Speaker 1: So we were there. Nice. Yeah, we usually do picnics.
Speaker 1: This time we just did a little brunch. But yeah,
Speaker 1: picnics are the best Mother's Day picnics. Yeah, something about
Speaker 1: that I just love. Just like the ad from as
Speaker 1: a kid, the idea of like the cooler that had
Speaker 1: everything you needed inside of it always appealed to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, and everything we need it's in there. Drinks, food, napkins, everything.
Speaker 1: It's almost one little cube went napkins in my case
Speaker 1: because I suck it packing those things. Cuties?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Block man? Yeah? All right? Should we tell people what
Speaker 1: we think is overrated?
Speaker 2: You start overrated.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to take you back to the meat
Speaker 1: packing district, the segment of the podcast where I complained
Speaker 1: about meat packaging for some reason, what I used to
Speaker 1: dorm room. All right, bro hey, come on, all right,
Speaker 1: so I've already spent time on the Monday Morning Trending
Speaker 1: episode talking about bacon packaging being subpar. We learned that
Speaker 1: the fanned out shingle packaging was there to show off,
Speaker 1: like the pink side and hide the fat, and that's
Speaker 1: why it exists the way it exists. And my complaint
Speaker 1: is it was that it like doesn't it doesn't like
Speaker 1: fold back. It's there, there's very little of it that's
Speaker 1: like resealable. It's just like once floppy mess hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Had similar thoughts about hot dogs this weekend, just like
Speaker 1: I don't know, they have no excuse for needing to
Speaker 1: come in that like one sided, very similar packaging to
Speaker 1: the bacon. No, nobody needs to see what a hot
Speaker 1: dog looks like. There's no like good side of a
Speaker 1: hot dog that needs to be shown off, like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to see this bad boy. Oh you know
Speaker 1: it's thinking about pulling the trigger on those Hebrew nationals.
Speaker 1: I just ya, just don't know what they look like exactly,
Speaker 1: and a lot of times they're like kind of graying,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, sure this might explain the stomach
Speaker 1: bug that's blown through our household. Great hot dogs anyway,
Speaker 1: we'll get into but I don't know, a lot of
Speaker 1: the hot dog packs are similarly packaged, and like you know,
Speaker 1: it's like an air tight plastic package, but like once
Speaker 1: you open it, it does not hold its integrity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like you have to do like put a fucking
Speaker 1: rubber band around it or you know, like there's just
Speaker 1: no that there were Oscar Myers like resealable hot dog
Speaker 1: packages for a while gone away, so the cheese dogs
Speaker 1: came in. I remember they were resealable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now we're just.
Speaker 1: Back to like cut into it, and then I don't
Speaker 1: know that there's a wounding your hot dog packaging. Now
Speaker 1: there's Yeah, I think there's probably something where like if
Speaker 1: it was resealable, it would last longer. Therefore you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have to cook them all and then necessitate the need
Speaker 1: to repurchase more hot dog. Yeah. Yeah, definitely like the
Speaker 1: cynical version of it to me. But yeah, I just
Speaker 1: that's why I like whenever I just have like a.
Speaker 1: I always put it in tupperware, just boom, that's sealed.
Speaker 1: Fine lock bag speaking a zippy bags. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Big issue is that they like it's similar to like
Speaker 1: a lot of cold cuts and things like that. At
Speaker 1: least cold cuts will start to like smell bad after
Speaker 1: you've opened them, because you'd do an indication of where
Speaker 1: you're at. Yeah, give you, like I need to know
Speaker 1: whereas hot dogs because they are comprised of ninety eight
Speaker 1: percent preservatives with like some meat mixed in. You've got
Speaker 1: a poorly packaged meat that will resist all the telltale
Speaker 1: signs of being bad, just like sitting in a wet
Speaker 1: like pouch that's been open to the elements. And I
Speaker 1: just I don't think it's the best thing for us,
Speaker 1: for the way I think I think.
Speaker 2: They can be beat.
Speaker 1: The way you're talking, it sounds like you in a panic.
Speaker 1: You made hot dogs for Mother's Day that got everybody sick,
Speaker 1: and now you're focusing all that frustration about that failed
Speaker 1: Mother's Like and it's the packaging. You know, me, you
Speaker 1: don't even know when they're bad because it's mostly preservatives
Speaker 1: and nobody knows it's next thing, you know, everybody's on
Speaker 1: the toilet in your house, and you're the bad guy
Speaker 1: who's just trying to make a memorable mother's day.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I mean there were baked beans too, so don't make
Speaker 1: it seem like it was just just hot dogs. I
Speaker 1: did some canned baked beans. I tried to pass them
Speaker 1: off as chili dogs. Yeah, nobody was buying that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're feverishly texting me and Anna asking if you can
Speaker 1: cook beans with just a lighter underneath the cane. Things
Speaker 1: are rough. Yeah, we're both like, hey man, can this
Speaker 1: wait till monday? You got any alternatives if the plastic
Speaker 1: vacuum sealed you know, temporary bag is not good. Where
Speaker 1: do we need to go with this? I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: craft singles packaging like some sort of like individually wrapped,
Speaker 1: would that that way you can like use the born
Speaker 1: on date or you buy them loose too, like if
Speaker 1: we're doing are they like Lucy's or like, hey man,
Speaker 1: let me go to the story, just grab through hot dogs. Well,
Speaker 1: like I think this is how string cheese comes, right,
Speaker 1: Like string cheese already comes in a bigger package than
Speaker 1: each thing, like visually packaged. Yeah, with like thirty six
Speaker 1: sticks for plastic waste. Let's just say that they'll be
Speaker 1: uh recyclable or something or like in the old timey
Speaker 1: depictions where like they're like Frankfurters are always like a
Speaker 1: continuous sort of like wrapped ring. Yeah, yeah, like a rap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, just a string of a vine of frankfurter's.
Speaker 1: That that's fun, and like each one is wrapped up
Speaker 1: in the old ways. Yeah, you can eat them like
Speaker 1: a cartoon wolf just like and swing them around like
Speaker 1: a prop like a feather boa. We've seen it all,
Speaker 1: or you know, tennis ball style, just stacked one on
Speaker 1: top of each other so they're like incredibly long.
Speaker 2: That's a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, wow, that's a very like like can tower frat
Speaker 1: party style. Yeah, keep taping them into end man, who's
Speaker 1: got a fifty fifteen foot fucking scepter of hot dogs? Anyways,
Speaker 1: that's you know, that's this edition of the Meatpacking District. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just follow the just follow the sounds of the Boondocks
Speaker 1: Saints soundtrack straight for the meat Packing District. My overrated
Speaker 1: is my own supposed ego derived sense of my knowledge
Speaker 1: about Star Wars and the movies themselves. I like Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I was a big fan of you know, like all
Speaker 1: of the movies. Because by the time episode or Phantom
Speaker 1: Menace came out, I was like, thirteen fourteen, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: ripe age to not like totally comprehend how bad it
Speaker 1: wasn't like all right, yeah, well this is the first
Speaker 1: one I'm alive for, so I guess I will have
Speaker 1: to treat it with respect. Did you go without all
Speaker 1: realizing it? By the time episode two came out, I
Speaker 1: was like, this is fucked up. Yeah, this whole thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a joke, Like this is nothing.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't feel as sacred or whatever. Anyway, So
Speaker 1: I became a neck beard at fourteen, and like I said,
Speaker 1: I like I had technical journals, like I knew a
Speaker 1: lot of like lore story stuff like the vehicles and technologies.
Speaker 1: But then I got hit with this piece of trivia
Speaker 1: on the internet and it completely fucked my head. So
Speaker 1: in the Phantom Menace, you know they are all these
Speaker 1: like handmade that are with Queen Amidala, you know, patme
Speaker 1: slash Natalie Portman. I knew that Sophia Coppola was one
Speaker 1: of those people because there are always like these articles
Speaker 1: about like celebrities who had like snuck into Star Wars homes.
Speaker 1: But Kiera Knightley was also one of the handmaids in
Speaker 1: the Phantom Menace. I had no fucking clue and someone
Speaker 1: posted this image of them. It's it's there, It's it's true,
Speaker 1: and I was shocked because this is like years before Benditt,
Speaker 1: like Beckham too, so this was kind of like a
Speaker 1: pre fame nightly thing. Yeah, so I don't know. That
Speaker 1: was just me being like, huh, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: know all the cool fucking bar trivia about Star Wars,
Speaker 1: and then I then I went back to sleep. I
Speaker 1: didn't lose too much sleep over it, but it was
Speaker 1: it was like my hot dog packaging. You can see
Speaker 1: the you can see the poster board with the red
Speaker 1: string behind me about all dedicated to the hot dog packaging.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and me trying to tell her majesty, Hey,
Speaker 1: did you know Kiaren Knightley was in the fandom? Mens
Speaker 1: like shut the fast fucking are you awake? Are you awake? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: now who do you think this is a picture of.
Speaker 1: It's not Natalie Portman from Phantom Menace. That's Karen Nightley
Speaker 1: in the makeup. Oh man, I've been spending a lot
Speaker 1: of time with the prequels lately against my will. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I just saw the third movie for the first time
Speaker 1: actually because I was so out, like I had a
Speaker 1: very similar trajectory or I was like Phantom Menace was
Speaker 1: actually like, I enjoyed it. And the second one opens
Speaker 1: with like a cool sequence and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: we're here, we are and now we're but then it
Speaker 1: gets uh, it turns into the worst maybe a Star
Speaker 1: Wars movie of all time, with a lot of love
Speaker 1: story that is laugh out loud. The third one, though,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not terrible, you know, yeah, like it
Speaker 1: reminded me of Dune two and then you were like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see why you made those first two now, like
Speaker 1: the it was building to something we get here that
Speaker 1: wasn't the best way to do it, but but here
Speaker 1: we are, Here we are. Yeah. My son's knowledge of
Speaker 1: Star Wars is all like in universe, Like he's a
Speaker 1: smart person in the Star Wars universe, so he would
Speaker 1: have no idea. He'd be like, what do you mean,
Speaker 1: Kiera Knightley, No, that's just one of the handmaids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he's like, why is that surprising to you
Speaker 1: that this is the group she traveled with?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you.
Speaker 1: Should know the structure of the Royal Court of Naboo.
Speaker 1: It's also like, what there's there's another like eventually very
Speaker 1: famous actor Joel Egerton. Is that his name? The guy
Speaker 1: who plays like uncle Owen or who oh Luke? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it gets left with It's just every time there's like
Speaker 1: a character or like an actor who appears in like
Speaker 1: a tiny role like five years before they then become huge, right,
Speaker 1: I always feel like, oh, Hollywood like just knows who's
Speaker 1: going to be famous, you know, like there's just this
Speaker 1: thing where they're like, yeah, we have it mapped out,
Speaker 1: so in four years, this is going to be the
Speaker 1: person who you are all going to know about. And
Speaker 1: there there's nothing you can really do. But there's there's
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of actors that would disagree.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yeah, but where's my Marvel movie? Well
Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, I was Benjamin Bratt's right hand in
Speaker 1: some of those Star Wars movies. They forgot about me
Speaker 1: literally is right hand just on insert shots facemail that's
Speaker 1: my face all right? Underrated? I have the jerk off
Speaker 1: hand motion was underrated. Yeah, so I don't know. I
Speaker 1: got to do a conversation about hand gestures with a friend.
Speaker 1: He he described someone using the blowjob motion in a
Speaker 1: dismissive way, which I said I'd never witnessed and would
Speaker 1: actually have to like, I don't think that's what the
Speaker 1: blowjob motion is. Well, wait, what do you mean like
Speaker 1: to be like you know them, they're they're being like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I just did. I just did it for you.
Speaker 1: But it's like you have to like kind of make
Speaker 1: the face you would make while doing the jerk off
Speaker 1: hand motion while pretending to suck a dick. But you know,
Speaker 1: interest rates aren't high right now, you know, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: just what doesn't work. It's not a very versatile like
Speaker 1: I feel like any use of the blowjob hand motion
Speaker 1: has to be implying something about a blowjob because it's
Speaker 1: also like such a dramatic thing to do with your hand.
Speaker 1: And yeah, because even if it's like you're saying, someone's
Speaker 1: like sucking up, like it's not even the most effective thing,
Speaker 1: right you know what I mean to demonstrate And sometimes
Speaker 1: people like get way too into it and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: why are you why are you yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It did make me appreciate that because then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I think they should have used the hand motion, and
Speaker 1: then just made me appreciate the utility and sheer dismissiveness
Speaker 1: of the jerk off hand motion, like when when done
Speaker 1: right again, it can be done to realistically with too
Speaker 1: much feeling, and you're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know, I just like that in this conversation, this
Speaker 1: person did the blowjob motion, and then you just went
Speaker 1: into your own head just extolling the virtues I in
Speaker 1: my now, I appreciate that they're like Jack, Jack, Jack,
Speaker 1: come back to us. But yeah, doctor O'Brien, Doctor O'Brien,
Speaker 1: we're losing the patient. Oh my god, that's right. I'm
Speaker 1: a surgeon. Yeah, but I don't know that in terms
Speaker 1: of if you want to dismiss something someone is saying,
Speaker 1: I don't think it can be topped with possible exceptional
Speaker 1: turning your thumb and hand into a bottle to be
Speaker 1: like this person's shita, which is also under or doing
Speaker 1: the old like loopy finger like this person's cool, but
Speaker 1: that one just feels very like that one. I feel
Speaker 1: like stopped in ninety five being useful. I really think,
Speaker 1: like when you hit double digits in age, that's yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, the booze one is pretty fuck. That one's
Speaker 1: also pretty good. It's right, okay, wrong, Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: sure this is like different preferences. But like for me,
Speaker 1: for my money, yeah, you know, it's the motion to
Speaker 1: like done to the side, like so it doesn't imply
Speaker 1: you're actually jerking off, you know, it looks like you're
Speaker 1: jerking off someone very much taller than you buy your shoulder, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: but it does take a certain like my wife is
Speaker 1: not great at doing it. She gets like, I think,
Speaker 1: too excited, does it like too fast, and then sort
Speaker 1: of like throws suggestions at me like click clack and
Speaker 1: dice real Yeah, it's like too far out in front
Speaker 1: of her, I think. Yeah, yeah, control called the fire brigade. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think in a loose ranking, it's up there with
Speaker 1: like the middle finger for me. Yeah for sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Well, allow me to reveal my underrated the
Speaker 1: District of Columbia Washington, Washington, Washington d C. That's what
Speaker 1: stands for yep, exactly. It wasn't because they're big a
Speaker 1: C d C fans out here like it was Washington City.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like named in the early nineties. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that was cool. It isn't It isn't the city, not
Speaker 1: the state one, not the state one, the d city.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the more I come here, the more I
Speaker 1: appreciate it as a city. I mean, obviously not as
Speaker 1: like the spooky seed of government, which is also wild
Speaker 1: to think. It's like some of the world's worst decisions
Speaker 1: are being made mere blocks away from me right now.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like, you know, who needs representation in
Speaker 1: Congress when you get free museums. You know these museums,
Speaker 1: the Smithsonian. Baby, Yes, maybe wow. Yes, it's walkable, there's
Speaker 1: solid public transport, there's bike lanes, there's parks. There's a
Speaker 1: high chance you can offend a random person on the
Speaker 1: street by saying the government fucking sucks. It just has
Speaker 1: all these really cool little things. Even zekegang hollered at
Speaker 1: me on the street. It's a utopia. It's a utopia.
Speaker 1: All that to say is thank you for the person
Speaker 1: who who really made my day, who was walked past
Speaker 1: me and then said look at and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, thank you. I could not even face the
Speaker 1: fellow zigang. But yeah, I think but for me too,
Speaker 1: Like growing up on the West Coast, a lot of
Speaker 1: us sort of view DC as sort of like this
Speaker 1: historical field trip city. It's like, well, yeah, you go
Speaker 1: to DC, like see all this like sort of historically
Speaker 1: significant stuff as it relates to the United States government. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's so much more, Like just it's so culturally diverse.
Speaker 1: It has such a rich history on so many levels,
Speaker 1: Black history, and there's just I yeah, I think it's great.
Speaker 1: I think it's great. And uh, but the recreational cannabis
Speaker 1: is overpriced, I gotta say, but I get it. Oh really,
Speaker 1: if you have if you have it, if you have
Speaker 1: a prescription, it's different. But like here they have this
Speaker 1: thing Initiative seventy one, I think it's called where basically
Speaker 1: it's sort of like how stuff was in the early
Speaker 1: days of like collectives and dispensaries in California, where they're like,
Speaker 1: we can't transact for money for cannabis, but if you
Speaker 1: buy this digital art piece, we can give you the
Speaker 1: cannabis as a gift for that. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just make with the just make with the wead
Speaker 1: we don't need to do with the shrade but art
Speaker 1: piece and yeah, that to me was like the best
Speaker 1: thing I'd heard because it's like, yeah, do you want
Speaker 1: this like bucket hat that you will wear? Yeah? I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you don't even need my email, but
Speaker 1: thank you will make my leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would be a little nervous about that, like that
Speaker 1: they're asking for personal information when buying weed. But does
Speaker 1: everything smell like weed? I haven't been there since. Uh, like,
Speaker 1: is it like California? And that I think anywhere that
Speaker 1: anywhere that relaxes their shit on weed, it's people are
Speaker 1: going to smoke weed. So yeah, I don't say that
Speaker 1: as like a Fox News contributor. It's like it just
Speaker 1: smells like marijuana everywhere. I think it's good, Like it
Speaker 1: makes me calmer to like smell. It's like everybody's hey,
Speaker 1: people are chilling, man, people are sure. People are good
Speaker 1: out here? Your favorite place in DC, Jacks. I'm asking
Speaker 1: you as someone who went to school here. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: what about you? Man, where do you gotta go when
Speaker 1: you come out to DC? And you're like, ah, I
Speaker 1: got been so long. It's been so long and so
Speaker 1: long did you have your like engagement party out here
Speaker 1: or something, or did you propose out here? We get
Speaker 1: married there? Oh you got mesed and did all that
Speaker 1: stuff in New York?
Speaker 2: Got it, got it?
Speaker 1: Got where'd you get married? If so, I can go
Speaker 1: check the Mellon auditory. Okay, I'm going to go by there.
Speaker 1: We got married on Georgetown's campus, like at the little
Speaker 1: chapel there and then oh nice, yeah melon auditorium. All right,
Speaker 1: big big wedding, people flying in from Korea. It was
Speaker 1: it was wild wow. So yeah, sound like a real
Speaker 1: Christie Nome type of occasion. Dignitaries fromer I said to them,
Speaker 1: you should have seen what I said to them when
Speaker 1: they se what I said to them, Spare me with
Speaker 1: your gifts. Just pick a new leader. What All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: talk about some news. And we're back. We're back. And
Speaker 1: there's a video going around of John mckent. Is that
Speaker 1: mc tee, Yeah, mc tee, mc and tee just big
Speaker 1: rap boy and energy, failed high school quarterback, Energy because
Speaker 1: he was a high school quarterback. Though let's not you know,
Speaker 1: let's not dismiss that he is actually a failed high
Speaker 1: school quarterback too. You know, respect to that man, but
Speaker 1: he so he was a member of the Trump administration,
Speaker 1: got escorted out and fired because of financial crimes. But
Speaker 1: obviously doing financial crimes will not you know, Trump will
Speaker 1: only be impressed by that. So he was eventually rehired
Speaker 1: and is now helping head up Project twenty twenty five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he also started the right stuff, the Maga tender app
Speaker 1: that currently there's a darth of women that are willing
Speaker 1: to go on there and subject themselves to the the
Speaker 1: social platform that stresses profile at all of women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a darth ball of a dearth of them. And
Speaker 1: I like but darth though too, but also you know,
Speaker 1: saying that you know they they it's profiles without the
Speaker 1: pronouns obviously. And on his TikTok he just he posts
Speaker 1: all kinds of just dumb, like weird liberal gotcha videos
Speaker 1: that just don't make sense. But this latest one is
Speaker 1: really doing numbers for how just fucking depraved it is.
Speaker 1: This is This is Johnny McEntee with his tips on
Speaker 1: how to how to hook the unhoused people up around
Speaker 1: in your city.
Speaker 3: So I always keep this fake Hollywood money in my car.
Speaker 3: So when a homeless person asks for money. Then I
Speaker 3: get my fake five dollars bill, so I feel.
Speaker 1: Good about myself.
Speaker 3: They feel good, and then when they go to use it,
Speaker 3: they get arrested. So I'm actually like helping clean up
Speaker 3: the community, you know, getting them off the street.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yep, So everyone's like what, First of all, that's illegal,
Speaker 1: but also sure this sull makes sense to somebody who
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, and that's how I That's how I
Speaker 1: clean up the streets, I think later. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he initially clean aimed it as a joke, but
Speaker 1: he definitely has. The video caption now on one of
Speaker 1: his other platforms says it's a joke. Calm down, I
Speaker 1: don't Just because I had this very realistic looking prop
Speaker 1: money in my car that I said I give out
Speaker 1: to people through my car window doesn't mean I actually
Speaker 1: do that. Now that someone pointed out that that could
Speaker 1: be felonious activity. But anyway, big jokes, JA man, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the criminal defense that only works for guys who look
Speaker 1: like him. I was joking, Oh my god, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about. I think I actually poisoned McDonald's food
Speaker 1: and then pass it out to people and would never
Speaker 1: do anything like that. That was just some joke poison
Speaker 1: I had in my car. Seems like a nice guy,
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, but again, this guy, you know, he
Speaker 1: started as like Trump's like body man, and then like
Speaker 1: you said, they he was under investigation for a serious
Speaker 1: financial crimes. He's I think he like bragged a musical
Speaker 1: that he's also managed to like master the art of
Speaker 1: forging Donald Trum signature and instrumental in the election denial
Speaker 1: trying to get Pence to do the deed on January sixth,
Speaker 1: and yeah, now project twenty twenty five. So he's really
Speaker 1: he's just falling his way upward towards the sky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just crime in his way forward. He also has a
Speaker 1: name that like, this is the first time that he
Speaker 1: has existed as a person in my brain because it's
Speaker 1: just you know, that name in a list of other
Speaker 1: co conspirators is pretty right, right, It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know Jack, it sounds America guy name Johnny mcin t
Speaker 1: Ryan older House Yep, yep, ruse definitely Odor.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of Yeah, Trump hadder rally in Jersey, fled
Speaker 1: about the crowd, saw, yeah you're going to Wildwood, We're
Speaker 1: going to do Maga rally. Fled about crowd size, insulted Springsteen,
Speaker 1: and I don't know some people like that. There's been
Speaker 1: some news stories that are like, guys, he's this is
Speaker 1: the most unhinged one yet. We need to he was
Speaker 1: shouting out a cannibal. Lecter did shot an annibal. Lecter
Speaker 1: said he was dearly departed like rip rist in peace.
Speaker 1: Great guy, but just yeah, I mean, seemed about as
Speaker 1: unhinged as as ever. Well, yeah, I mean, he he
Speaker 1: was claiming there was almost one hundred thousand people I
Speaker 1: think the day before then today he's like there was
Speaker 1: over one hundred thousand people. Like a spokesperson for Wildwood,
Speaker 1: New Jersey was like, yeah, there's probably between I don't know,
Speaker 1: eighty and one hundred thousand people, but many, like non
Speaker 1: trumpy observers said it was not even close to that number,
Speaker 1: and like most people left because he was ranting ninety
Speaker 1: straight fucking minutes. Yeah, and not even these people were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want I'm just gonna play this clip. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what he's talking about, but I'm also it's
Speaker 1: like so bad. I'm a bit dubious if this is
Speaker 1: the actual audio, because it seems like he's just saying
Speaker 1: whatever is coming to his mind, while people are clearly
Speaker 1: like most people have seen like the shots with like
Speaker 1: he has this whole he's like silhouetted by this just
Speaker 1: wall of supporters, like packed to the rafters. But the
Speaker 1: reverse of like what the crowd looks like in front
Speaker 1: of him, Yeah, mostly people bored hell are leaving. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, A tenderhearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake.
Speaker 1: His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew.
Speaker 1: Poor thing. She said, oh, the snake poem. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: the reverse shot looks like like a Coachella stage of
Speaker 1: like it's not going well, you no, Like people are
Speaker 1: like kind of sitting there, not really responding, and there's
Speaker 1: just a line of people streaming out behind him, behind
Speaker 1: them at the at the back, which is wild because
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there weren't like other authoritarian dictators speaking
Speaker 1: like at other stages that they could have been going to,
Speaker 1: like they came for Trump and were like Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: he loves to make poem again. Yeah, he's been doing
Speaker 1: that for a fucking Was he doing that in the
Speaker 1: first campaign or was that second campaign. I think he's
Speaker 1: been I think he's been doing that from from way back.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, poem was so mean that if he
Speaker 1: went to dinner with him and he didn't like you,
Speaker 1: he'd be dead the next morning. And I got better
Speaker 1: more than him. Oh boy, yeah he's he's having I guess,
Speaker 1: an absolutely regular one. And yeah, I just like also
Speaker 1: liked that the fact that he decided to take a
Speaker 1: shot at Bruce Springsteen because obviously everyone in New Jersey
Speaker 1: hates that fucking carpetbagger. And like even when some people
Speaker 1: like when he first said like, yeah, you know people
Speaker 1: like Bruce Springsteen. I think there's more people here than
Speaker 1: at Bruce Springsteen show, they just laughed. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: like yeah, I think you're like momus, like we're from Jersey.
Speaker 1: This is not even close. But this caused many Boss
Speaker 1: fans to post pictures of shows where actual tens of
Speaker 1: thousands of people had gathered to be like this does
Speaker 1: not compare or compute or whatever, but hey, you know
Speaker 1: that's that's what That's what life's like for Trump, just
Speaker 1: going to the Garden State taking shots at Springsteen, telling
Speaker 1: weird poems I think that were written by a black people. Okay,
Speaker 1: has anyone ever seen silence? Of the Lambs, the Late
Speaker 1: Great Hannibal Elector. He's a wonderful man. He oftentimes would
Speaker 1: have a friend for dinner. Remember that the last scene.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm about to have a friend for dinner.
Speaker 1: Has this poor doctor walked by? We're about to have
Speaker 1: a friend for dinner. Hannibal Elector. Congratulations, the Late Great
Speaker 1: Hannibal Elector. We have people that have been released into
Speaker 1: our country that we don't want in our country, and
Speaker 1: they're coming in totally unchecked, totally unvetted, and we can't
Speaker 1: let this happen. They're destroying our country. And we're sitting
Speaker 1: back and we've been damn well win this election, because
Speaker 1: if we don't, our country is going to be doomed.
Speaker 1: It's going to be doomed. He doesn't even connect the
Speaker 1: Hannibal Elector thing, like I'm assuming he meant to. He
Speaker 1: started out meaning to be like and these people are
Speaker 1: worse than Hannibal Elector. But first of all, he just
Speaker 1: keeps talking about how cool Handble Elector, how cool and
Speaker 1: dead Hannibal electric is, weird, weird choices, great dinner host folks,
Speaker 1: great hosts part Yeah, and then just taking the Chris
Speaker 1: Farley show approach to remember Hannibal Elector's cool. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: we just drifting aimlessly. Yeah, it just sucks that those
Speaker 1: people did not want to hang around for that or
Speaker 1: his completely misinterpreted the snake recitation, right, sure, yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what he does.
Speaker 2: That's what he does.
Speaker 1: And uh so the Christy nomebook eagerly anticipated by no
Speaker 1: one really, but I guess the media who get to
Speaker 1: write these stories about like all the bullshit that's in
Speaker 1: there that finally dropped. We got more words there, probably
Speaker 1: uh not true? Yeah, yeah, which is great. This time,
Speaker 1: she said that she totally pulled a fucking power stunt
Speaker 1: on French President Emmanuel Macron last year. She says, quote,
Speaker 1: while in Paris, I was slated to meet with French
Speaker 1: President Emmanuel Macran. However, the day before we were to meet,
Speaker 1: he made what I considered a very pro Hamas and
Speaker 1: anti Israel comment to the press. So I decided to cancel.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck yeah, girl, cancel his Prohamas ass. Let
Speaker 1: them fucking know, honey, from the fucking windows to the wall.
Speaker 1: What else? Mother, mother? What's the square root of sixty four? Um?
Speaker 1: If you liked that story, though, please don't reach out
Speaker 1: to Macron's office to verify the story like NBC did,
Speaker 1: because they will say. Quote, a representative from the Elyse
Speaker 1: Palace disputed nomes account, saying there's no record of a
Speaker 1: scheduled meeting, nor was there an invitation extended to her.
Speaker 1: When reached for comment Friday, a spokesperson for Nomes said
Speaker 1: that quote, the governor was invited to sit in President
Speaker 1: of Macron's box for the armist to stay parade at
Speaker 1: Arcta Triumph, So you were invited to be at an
Speaker 1: event he was at, you know. And spoiler alert, he
Speaker 1: didn't even show up at this event. So even if
Speaker 1: she had, he wasn't even there for the chance to
Speaker 1: even be like, ah Am Macron, I'm off of the
Speaker 1: year pro Hamas fucking rantings because like the NBC also
Speaker 1: tried to figure out what he may have said to
Speaker 1: the press, like in the lead up, and it was
Speaker 1: just very boilerplate Western European leader shit. Right after the
Speaker 1: October seventh saying like oh yeah, like I condemned Hamas
Speaker 1: and Israel has like a right to defend itself, but
Speaker 1: they should also not indiscriminate bomb people, and okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think. Wow, not today, not on my watch, my watch,
Speaker 1: so shouldn't kill innocent people? Okay, Wow, it's okay, Homs,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm off this. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to come to your box for the Armistice parade at
Speaker 1: the Arc de Triomphe box suite or whatever you Her
Speaker 1: lines are just like such basic like kid in middle
Speaker 1: school lies where it's just they all seem to start
Speaker 1: with leg so I told him, And it's just some
Speaker 1: bullshit that she like wishes, she said. But in a
Speaker 1: lot of cases, like the entire conversation didn't even happen.
Speaker 1: So it's just it's that it's like that freshman year
Speaker 1: of high school lying energy. I feel like freshman year
Speaker 1: of high school brings a lot of like lies out
Speaker 1: for kids because you have a chance to like start
Speaker 1: over sometimes, like you have different classmates, you can kind
Speaker 1: of create your own myth. I remember like out there
Speaker 1: you know high schools, your high school too? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: cool man, I can't wait, dude, I saw Kirvana this summer.
Speaker 1: What about you, guys? Son Rvana? You know I got
Speaker 1: kid's T shirt. I remember there was this fucking kid
Speaker 1: my freshman year. Man. He fucking said that Green Day
Speaker 1: played at his like fourteenth birthday for like eighth grade,
Speaker 1: and we're like how He's like, my dad knows them.
Speaker 1: And we're like, how is your dad like in the
Speaker 1: industry or something. He's like, nah, my dad, my dad's
Speaker 1: an accountant like for a record label. He's like, nah,
Speaker 1: but he knows. Like he didn't even think his lie
Speaker 1: out passed Grand Day pay to my birthday, and it
Speaker 1: was also became one of those things. It's like later
Speaker 1: on like he was like became more chill, and I
Speaker 1: remember bringing it up and he's like, I never said that.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, that's what I'll call you
Speaker 1: green Day full because you said that came to your birthday.
Speaker 1: You are Green Day behind your man Green Days, acting
Speaker 1: like he didn't say Green Day came to his fucking
Speaker 1: birthday party. What the fuck? So you guys called me
Speaker 1: that because of how much weed I smoke. Fuck, that's
Speaker 1: a lie, too, said, You've never done drugs in your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the Kim Jong un story, Like she told him.
Speaker 1: I know a thing or two about dealing with little
Speaker 1: tyrants because I've worked with children before. I was a
Speaker 1: Sunday school teacher. Yeah yeah, and then immediately just the
Speaker 1: immediate backing down and it's like that scene and is
Speaker 1: it happy Gilmore Billy Madison, Billy Billy Madison. That Veronica
Speaker 1: Vaughan is one fine piece of assive And I know
Speaker 1: from experience. No, no you don't, well no I don't,
Speaker 1: but yeah, she just a friend of mine. Him and
Speaker 1: her got it on. No they didn't, Yeah, no they didn't.
Speaker 1: But Marley references and you could imagine what it would
Speaker 1: be like. Right, you're welcome, young listeners. Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we're gonna come back
Speaker 1: and talk about solar storms. And we're back, and yeah,
Speaker 1: there was some there was a bit of solar activity
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of places
Speaker 1: got to see the Aurora borealis this weekend in the US.
Speaker 1: Yeap went as far south as a northern California and Alabama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could apparently allegedly could have seen them from d
Speaker 1: C from what I read, But when I went outside
Speaker 1: there was clouds, and then I was just so tired.
Speaker 1: I I should have acted like it was an actual
Speaker 1: chance to see something like very significant to our earth,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just too tired. So I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: maybe God, maybe God is intending for me to go
Speaker 1: to Scandinavia and see it like yeah at the way
Speaker 1: Away attended, or Alaska, wherever the fart, wherever. Just I
Speaker 1: gotta go up in the northern hemisphere there, Yeah, catch
Speaker 1: the last solar eclipse. But that's just because I'm going
Speaker 1: to go so crazy for the solar eclips. Many just no,
Speaker 1: you're not, No, You're I'm not.
Speaker 2: No, I'm probably not.
Speaker 1: But you can imagine though, right, Yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of people seem to be processing this by
Speaker 1: posting uh Simpsons memes on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Specifically the uh.
Speaker 1: The Skinner meme where he is eating with Superintendent Chalmers
Speaker 1: the super Nintendo Chalmers, Yeah, super Nintendo, and is like, uh,
Speaker 1: there's a fire in his kitchen. He claims that's the
Speaker 1: or borealis this time of year, at this time of day,
Speaker 1: this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. Wow,
Speaker 1: I wonder this is when you know you're getting old too,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure there are a lot of people been like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What are these yellow cartoon characters talking about Steamed Hams. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a great fucking day for us, So obviously
Speaker 1: that was the reference everybody was using on social media. There.
Speaker 1: There were some concerns about the storm because it was
Speaker 1: a G five storm, Oh god, and we all know
Speaker 1: what that means. But fly like a G six, So
Speaker 1: it's probably less than a G six, less than a
Speaker 1: G six, but definitely more than a G four. And
Speaker 1: you kept tell and I had a feeling it's on
Speaker 1: like what we were seeing. Definitely more than a G four.
Speaker 1: This was the first of this strength to hit the
Speaker 1: planet since two thousand and three, and when that one
Speaker 1: hit it temporarily knocked out power in part of Sweden
Speaker 1: and damaged electrical transformers in South Africa. This one, this time,
Speaker 1: we I mean no major damage as of yet. The
Speaker 1: storm did affect communication systems that rely on high frequency
Speaker 1: radio waves, so that fucked up my ham radio stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your call sign on there, steamed Ham Radio, steamed
Speaker 1: Ham Radio. Yeah, Steady Hammond. I like that. I'll go
Speaker 1: by Becky Hammond, Becky on there. Yeah. The other thing,
Speaker 1: I guess GPS really fucked up, fuck things up for
Speaker 1: the farmers, which I did not know that. I mean, yeah, again,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about agriculture, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Automated agriculture machines. Cool. Yeah, they have
Speaker 1: a form of GPS that is better than ours, apparently
Speaker 1: they have, like their tractors use GPS for automated guidance
Speaker 1: while planning crops. But it has to be like incredibly precise, right,
Speaker 1: Like it can't be the normal GPS. Nice, you're one,
Speaker 1: You're on one of these roads in this general area,
Speaker 1: right and based on the factor're moving in that direction
Speaker 1: at that speed, you can't be going the wrong way
Speaker 1: on a one way So we're going to say you're
Speaker 1: here just making educated guesses at that point. But their
Speaker 1: tractors are precise to the point of like centimeters, which
Speaker 1: like allows them to plant in straight lines and allow
Speaker 1: for proper spacing, which is just a crazy level precision
Speaker 1: that they have.
Speaker 2: Access to that I wasn't aware of.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Brian the Editor, with the fucking facts here.
Speaker 1: Civilian GPS limited to three meters real real GPS is
Speaker 1: centimeter accurate. Brian the Editor, any thoughts we we have
Speaker 1: had you on before to talk about the dangers of
Speaker 1: a solar storm, the possibility of a solar storm. Eventually,
Speaker 1: solar storms knocking shit out. Yeah we did. We did
Speaker 1: the sexiest solar storms of the past fifty years. You
Speaker 1: came in and gives her top five. But this one,
Speaker 1: it seemed like there was There were definitely like Wi
Speaker 1: Fi issues that I saw happening in America on Friday.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they were related, but generally it
Speaker 1: seemed like the system held.
Speaker 2: How did you feel.
Speaker 5: I didn't have any problems because I was actually getting
Speaker 5: my internet set up my new apartment, So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't have noticed it right right, and it sucks.
Speaker 1: I heard it. I heard it did affect a bunch
Speaker 1: of hot dogs though the solar Yeah, a couple of
Speaker 1: people stomach bugs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, any shrimp and port one times during a solar
Speaker 5: storm or.
Speaker 1: Bad things might happen. Yeah. God, everybody's getting it in
Speaker 1: some weird way. I feel like one of the early
Speaker 1: zombie movies made of maybe Night of the Living Dead,
Speaker 1: like there's a comet or something. There's some celestial explanation
Speaker 1: for the zombie apocalypse. I mean, it's the it's the
Speaker 1: classic explanation.
Speaker 5: If you don't yeah, if you don't want to explain
Speaker 5: why the shot in your movie is happening.
Speaker 1: Just show a comment hitting Earth during the credits. The
Speaker 1: problem solved, right, yeah post post credits scene, do that
Speaker 1: happened because that comment? Anyway, have a good night. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's like spacecraft disguised as a comment. But yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: we should say it's the system has held together pretty
Speaker 1: well so far. But we do have to await the
Speaker 1: emergence of any zombies or you know, people going haywire
Speaker 1: and hey, yeah, we'll see well yeah, like again November,
Speaker 1: take your time if you're gonna if this is also
Speaker 1: zombie related, maybe maybe hold it or I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe just do a whole whatever you want, whatever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Katie Britt, we have an update from Katie Britt. Missed
Speaker 1: her Actress of the Year. I think she just won
Speaker 1: a BAFTA over the weekend, so she's center. Who did
Speaker 1: the response to Biden's State of the Union was that
Speaker 1: this past year or year before that was that was okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how fucking wild shit feels. She somehow didn't die
Speaker 1: of embarrassment after doing one of the strangest just approximations
Speaker 1: of humanity in the speech where she's like on the
Speaker 1: like she always looks like she's on the verge of tears,
Speaker 1: but also it feels fake but also like it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just weirdly on the verge of like screaming to
Speaker 1: the point that her like blood vessels would burst in
Speaker 1: her eyes. Yeah, it's everything. It was a powerhouse performance.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, she's introducing a new bill called the Mom's Act,
Speaker 1: which sounds cute. We all love moms, right in time
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. Mom stands for more opportunities for moms
Speaker 1: to succeed. Okay, so the word moms is both the
Speaker 1: acronym and one of the letters, and we'll allow it. Fine,
Speaker 1: very clever. And it proposes to establish an online government
Speaker 1: database called pregnancy dot gov listing resources related to pregnancy,
Speaker 1: including care providers unless and you could probably fill in
Speaker 1: what the unless is unless they provide abortion related services.
Speaker 1: Pregnancy dot gov. This sounds very good. This sounds very good.
Speaker 1: So it's probably going to be a lot of propaganda,
Speaker 1: probably crisis births and pregnancy center things nothing to do
Speaker 1: with your pregnancy that would actually keep someone informed about
Speaker 1: what their options are. I'm guessing that's just what I'm
Speaker 1: thinking if that's what Senator britt is a is whoever
Speaker 1: whatever interest group basically said, here your put it. You're
Speaker 1: gonna introduce this onto the Senate fold. Just go out
Speaker 1: there and do what you're told. The site would quote
Speaker 1: provide misleading information and effort to dissuade women from seeking abortion,
Speaker 1: and the bill itself would quote provide grants to anti
Speaker 1: abortion nonprofit organizations, and it actually like gets worse from there,
Speaker 1: which is pretty wild. It just feels like she's gone
Speaker 1: full Handmaid's Tale. Her website would require users seeking info
Speaker 1: to provide their contact information. So essentially, we create a
Speaker 1: national registry of pregnant women created by the people who
Speaker 1: are actively trying to criminalize abortion. Mmmm yeah, wow wow
Speaker 1: wow wow Yeah that will I mean the video itself again,
Speaker 1: she I don't know if she's ever able to do
Speaker 1: things not super creepy, like her performances feel like when
Speaker 1: artists do commentary on mass media and like there's like
Speaker 1: this uncanny thing about like the people on TV selling
Speaker 1: us like fucked up messages black hole sun core. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: So this is just a little taste of how she
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know it's safe okay, and I'm
Speaker 1: a smiling lady. Yeah you should picture wide smile plastered
Speaker 1: across her face. Hi.
Speaker 6: As a mom, I know that there is no greater
Speaker 6: blessing in this life than our children. And I also
Speaker 6: understand the types of challenges that women face during their
Speaker 6: pregnancy journeys and while raising their kids.
Speaker 1: Dude, this music is fucking violent. I don't know how
Speaker 1: else to describe it. Like, you're not tricking me with
Speaker 1: this fucking acoustic guitar string piano arrangement, as much as
Speaker 1: you want to make it feel like, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is but nine, this is.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a benefit.
Speaker 1: This is a song that my husband was playing on
Speaker 1: the acoustic guitar at the bonfire that I met him at. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a youth pastor and I was one of
Speaker 1: the in the youth, the youth group. Let's let's what else.
Speaker 1: Let's want to see the last couple of seconds of it.
Speaker 1: What kind of entertainment value do we get out of it?
Speaker 1: If any?
Speaker 6: I'll continue to fight to a dance a comprehensive culture
Speaker 6: of life, to empower parents and to grow opportunities for
Speaker 6: hard working families. Every child across their nation can reach
Speaker 6: their God to give them potential and every woman can fry.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 7: Well, that's here, it's here, this is this is what
Speaker 7: they're this is hey, all part of Project twenty twenty five,
Speaker 7: because that's also another one of the aims of a
Speaker 7: new Despotic regime is to do away with any kind
Speaker 7: of healthware body, any.
Speaker 1: Of that, any any privacy, any Yeah. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: a cult. It's not a cult. That was very natural,
Speaker 1: very natural sincere vibes I got from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And yeah, pregnancy dot go y'all check it out, check
Speaker 1: it out. Uh And finally, we have an opportunity to
Speaker 1: let you know about you can eat like Garfield at
Speaker 1: the Olive Garden. You guys, how does one eat like Garfield?
Speaker 1: Well you might have heard this, but Garfield like lasagna.
Speaker 1: That okay, So the entire menu is literally just lasagna. Obviously,
Speaker 1: the entrees lasagna, I'm not I'm not surprising you with
Speaker 1: that one. The appetizer miles also lasagna. Oh. The dessert okay,
Speaker 1: lasagna frittata. Lasagna frita is.
Speaker 2: What it's called.
Speaker 1: It looks like what is that like fried polenta with
Speaker 1: just like sauce, on it. Okay, sure, yeah, cut with
Speaker 1: meat sauce on it. It's not technically lasagna, which I
Speaker 1: think the thing okay, and that's okay, that's okay, just
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I'm trying to eat like Garfish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: garflet is on the on the ad being like I
Speaker 1: always start with this app looking very smug and satisfied,
Speaker 1: well fed. But yeah, the dessert is a chocolate lasagna
Speaker 1: and people are already treating it like a challenge to
Speaker 1: like eat the whole thing three than six hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty calories. Wait, if you eat the fucking Garfield menu,
Speaker 1: that's like once all fuck off should be like a
Speaker 1: day and a half. I think is probably the FBA. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a lot of Garfield fandom going on.
Speaker 2: If you're if you're willing to put that down.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's a new Garfield, like this is the
Speaker 1: other thing? Was like, there's a movie coming out, yeah soon,
Speaker 1: who's Garfield? Oh that's right? And everyone's like, wasn't Bill
Speaker 1: Murray the voice of Garfield?
Speaker 2: At one point?
Speaker 1: He was he signed on to do it. I don't
Speaker 1: know was he the voice or was it like one
Speaker 1: of those live action combination things. I think he was
Speaker 1: the voice, yeah, which makes sense. He he has Garfield energy.
Speaker 1: But I remember that was a story where the yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the person who made it was named Joel or Ethan Cohen. Wow,
Speaker 1: Joel Cohen is that of the Coen Brothers is like
Speaker 1: stepping out. So it was like one of those things
Speaker 1: where because he like does all his decisions on his
Speaker 1: own managers an agent. Yeah, kind of got fucked on
Speaker 1: that one. But it's anyway, this one is going to
Speaker 1: be a cinematic classic. Yeah, I don't know what is
Speaker 1: this actually gonna make money? I just don't know, or
Speaker 1: I guess care. I think that's that's the other part
Speaker 1: is Garfield feels so like irrelevant, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know how else to put it. I
Speaker 1: mean like I get the character itself looks yeah, sure
Speaker 1: it's like Garfield. But are the kids. Are the kids
Speaker 1: asking for Garfield? I don't think so. My kids are
Speaker 1: not asking for Garfield. I think this reminds me of
Speaker 1: like the big Blockbuster movie they had a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, was fall Guy, which was, you know, a
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling movie that was like kind of because they
Speaker 1: can't just be like give him another Marvel movie anymore
Speaker 1: because Marvel is run out of They're like, give give
Speaker 1: them another Gossling.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They're like kind of throwing dart at a wall, like
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what it is that people would
Speaker 1: want that could be like bankaball and so in this case,
Speaker 1: they're like, give them another cartoon that is well known
Speaker 1: that is voiced by Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at least Samuel L. Jackson is the voice
Speaker 1: of his father. Thank god. I was. I was waiting
Speaker 1: for a vehicle where sam Jackson was Chris Pratt's father.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's where I get. After an unexpected reunion
Speaker 1: with his long lost father, scruffy street cat VIC voiced
Speaker 1: by Samuel Jackson, Garfield and his canine friend Odi are
Speaker 1: forced from their perfectly pampered life into joining Vic in
Speaker 1: a hilarious high stakes heist. Wow. Oh cool, cool, that
Speaker 1: is cool, Miles, You're right, that's cool. But again, I
Speaker 1: feel like diminishing returns, Like they're trying to copy the
Speaker 1: success of Super Mario Brother. There's that cartoon with like
Speaker 1: a Garfield cartoon with Chris Pratt is Yeah, it's written
Speaker 1: by the same guy who wrote Finding Nemo and Emperor's
Speaker 1: New Groove, And I guess the director also worked on
Speaker 1: Emperor's New Groove. Like that shit came out in two thousand. Wow,
Speaker 1: well they've been working on it for a while. Hey,
Speaker 1: they know what the kids want. I'm telling you we're
Speaker 1: we're good here.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the bill because conceivably the people that
Speaker 1: would even take their kids to see this movie were
Speaker 1: born around the time the last big animated thing these
Speaker 1: guys made was right, Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we'll say it's it's such a stupid thing. But it
Speaker 1: is an instinct I have where I'm like rooting for
Speaker 1: the box office. Like the Planet of the Apes movie
Speaker 1: did well this week, and I was like, yes, people,
Speaker 1: those are going to do well. There's maybe there will
Speaker 1: be They do like exactly the same every time, like
Speaker 1: it made like fifty six million, and like the last
Speaker 1: one made like fifty four and yeah, because I want there.
Speaker 1: I want people to continue to be able to go
Speaker 1: to the movies, for that to continue to be an option.
Speaker 1: But it's tough team to root for when it's like
Speaker 1: these sorts of decisions can you imagine they just they're
Speaker 1: just gonna start going all in on Planet of the
Speaker 1: Apes mashups. They're like, all right, dude, this is then
Speaker 1: this this shit is still giving us something. Man, So
Speaker 1: what if are they part of the MCU. Is there
Speaker 1: any way we can connect the Planet of the Apes
Speaker 1: with that? About a rom com set in the Planet
Speaker 1: of the Apes uniform? You know, dude, I have to all.
Speaker 2: Be war and fighting.
Speaker 1: That would be so absurd that I feel like that
Speaker 1: could be hilarious. Like like when this silver back enter
Speaker 1: Rangutang said they were they couldn't be together. They went
Speaker 1: against all odds to prove to the world that they
Speaker 1: were true prime mats. Yeah, prime mates. There you go,
Speaker 1: try that out. Try that out. That's a free one, Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Don't even want anything for that. Just promise you'll make it.
Speaker 1: Oh man. The Fetichini Alfredo is like in the mix
Speaker 1: on this Garfield movie, Uh extravaganza. That was That was
Speaker 1: my go to when I was a kid and got
Speaker 1: to go to the Olive Garden Vetti Genie Alfredo, I
Speaker 1: won't be hungry for two weeks. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like that was always the like I remember, like
Speaker 1: in the nineties, it felt like it was like uncool
Speaker 1: to order pot like red sauce, like everyone wanted FETI
Speaker 1: like Alfredo, that felt like the cool thing to eat.
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, red sauce, that's for my grandma.
Speaker 1: I eat molten cheese. Well, I think we also got
Speaker 1: fucked up on the red sauce because we were all
Speaker 1: eating like Ragu spaghetti, Yeah, which not great. I mean
Speaker 1: actually Ragu was better. Like we got like the chunky
Speaker 1: stuff that had like chunks of vegetables in it in
Speaker 1: a jar and that that was actually I liked even
Speaker 1: less than Ragu. No, well, good to know. I will.
Speaker 1: I will make sure I never prepare you that kind
Speaker 1: of sauce again. I feel like they've got the cannsauces
Speaker 1: figured out. No, like there's yeah, they're pretty good. They're
Speaker 1: pretty good. Good good shortcuts for the past eaters out there. Finally,
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld gave the commencement speech at Duke over the
Speaker 1: weekend where his his kids go, I guess, and it
Speaker 1: went about as well as everything else that Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 1: has done in the past month. Yeah, you know, he's
Speaker 1: been complaining about the wokes. He released his January sixth
Speaker 1: pop tart movie yep. And he's an avowed supporter of Israel,
Speaker 1: and it was recently revealed his wife donated money and
Speaker 1: encouraged others to donate money to the pro Israel counter
Speaker 1: protest group that showed up at u c.
Speaker 6: L A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called the Right Side of History Jack. That's right.
Speaker 1: They're all in on that. They're just all in on that. Well,
Speaker 1: what a great time to ask him to speak? Well,
Speaker 1: school president Vincent Price, which like these colleges are just
Speaker 1: political and financial institutions. Yeah, no, it's the Vincent Price
Speaker 1: I got him, which is a bummer because his voice
Speaker 1: was drowned out by a chance of free Palestine, So
Speaker 1: you didn't get to hear Vincent Price's voice.
Speaker 2: What a what a gift?
Speaker 1: What did what does Seinfeld have to offer people who
Speaker 1: are graduating college. I'm glad you asked, Miles, because we
Speaker 1: got the inside from people, like people reported on it.
Speaker 1: They were like, so what did these kids miss? And
Speaker 1: I did see like one of the blue check Twitter
Speaker 1: people that Elon Musk insists on like putting in my
Speaker 1: Twitter feed was like, great job, guys, getting to watch
Speaker 1: Seinfeld at your commencement speech. Would have been a highlight
Speaker 1: of your life, and you out on it and missed it.
Speaker 1: You fucked up. So the thing that they actually missed
Speaker 1: out on was Seinfeld's three keys to life, work hard,
Speaker 1: pay attention, and fall in love. Oh my god, just
Speaker 1: real really that you know, that's cut down from his
Speaker 1: earlier draft ra fall in love with a seventeen year
Speaker 1: old high schooler when you're thirty eight and a TV star.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, well falling a lay listen, pay,
Speaker 1: work hard, pay attention, and fall in love. It couldn't
Speaker 1: be more fucking useless. It's it's great because, like he
Speaker 1: he has been for years talking about how he can't
Speaker 1: play colleges anymore because they don't like his joke about
Speaker 1: how people use their smartphones like a gay French king. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he used to take the note that like the gay
Speaker 1: is actually like doesn't make sense and you're just being
Speaker 1: here and instead is like the kids. It is the
Speaker 1: kids who are wrong, and insisted that colleges are too woke.
Speaker 1: And then, man, this must have been he must be psyched.
Speaker 1: Gets to really double down on this. Rogan or wherever
Speaker 1: the fuck he's gonna appear next. This quote from What
Speaker 1: apparently what he said, quote, whatever.
Speaker 4: You doing, I don't care if it's your job, your hobby,
Speaker 4: a relationship, getting a reservation at M Sushi, make an effort.
Speaker 1: What what Getting a reservation at M Sushi is great.
Speaker 4: Whether you're haggling with with someone who owns a rare
Speaker 4: car in Europe, just make sure you give it your best.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna pay three hundred thousand dollars in transportation fees.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, Jerry, thank you for that. Tell that to
Speaker 1: the kids who are out here. But he still gets it.
Speaker 1: He's still just one of the people. He understands. Thank
Speaker 1: God for is M Sushi? Like, please be like a
Speaker 1: place that Oh it's a place in Durham. Okay, so
Speaker 1: he was doing a local reference research. Wow, Jerry, you
Speaker 1: still got it, buddy, He's still that's on me. That's
Speaker 1: on me. Yeah. The form of the commencement speech is
Speaker 1: just I love that he did the paint by numbers,
Speaker 1: work hard, pay attention, fall in love, yeah cool man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well all right, well those are some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Monday morning. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,