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Speaker 1: Was it recent? No, I'm not asking you, like about

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Speaker 1: the fucking tizz results. You're like, yeah, Jack, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: when was it? Seems like a lot of food poisoning

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Speaker 1: I think the night that uh my wife and I

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Speaker 1: My last one was a firehouse Subs Firehouse Subs. It

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Speaker 1: They're fizzy? Hello the Internet and welcome to this Monday

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Speaker 1: Morning Trends edition of Day. Yeah. It's the production of

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Speaker 1: iHeart Radio. It's Monday, May thirteenth, Monday the thirteenth, remember

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Speaker 1: Making sense. It's Monday. Yeah, are remember remember the thirteenth

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Speaker 1: For sure, remember remember the thirteenth of May. Remember Okay,

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Speaker 1: Uh, I'm Jack, that's Miles. Yes. This is the episode

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Speaker 1: where we tell you what was trending over the weekend

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Speaker 1: was trending this Monday morning. And first we tell you

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Speaker 1: what is going on in our lives by telling you

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Speaker 1: something we think is overrated. So we think is underrated.

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Speaker 1: There's a stomach bug blowing through our our house. So

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Speaker 1: but yeah, mixed with stomach stomach bug, a lot of

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Speaker 1: a lot of plates spinning over the weekend. I hear that.

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Speaker 1: I hear that you have a good Mother's Day.

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Speaker 1: We went to this like restaurant that's like a garden.

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Speaker 1: I was like, and everything we need it's in there. Drinks, food, napkins, everything.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to take you back to the meat

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Speaker 3: They feel good, and then when they go to use it,

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Speaker 3: they get arrested. So I'm actually like helping clean up

428
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Speaker 3: the community, you know, getting them off the street.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yep, So everyone's like what, First of all, that's illegal,

430
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Speaker 1: but also sure this sull makes sense to somebody who

431
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Speaker 1: is like, yeah, and that's how I That's how I

432
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Speaker 1: clean up the streets, I think later. I don't know

433
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Speaker 1: if he initially clean aimed it as a joke, but

434
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Speaker 1: he definitely has. The video caption now on one of

435
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Speaker 1: his other platforms says it's a joke. Calm down, I

436
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: don't Just because I had this very realistic looking prop

437
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Speaker 1: money in my car that I said I give out

438
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Speaker 1: to people through my car window doesn't mean I actually

439
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Speaker 1: do that. Now that someone pointed out that that could

440
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Speaker 1: be felonious activity. But anyway, big jokes, JA man, Yeah, yeah,

441
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: the criminal defense that only works for guys who look

442
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Speaker 1: like him. I was joking, Oh my god, what are

443
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Speaker 1: you talking about. I think I actually poisoned McDonald's food

444
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: and then pass it out to people and would never

445
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Speaker 1: do anything like that. That was just some joke poison

446
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Speaker 1: I had in my car. Seems like a nice guy,

447
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, but again, this guy, you know, he

448
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: started as like Trump's like body man, and then like

449
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Speaker 1: you said, they he was under investigation for a serious

450
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Speaker 1: financial crimes. He's I think he like bragged a musical

451
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Speaker 1: that he's also managed to like master the art of

452
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: forging Donald Trum signature and instrumental in the election denial

453
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Speaker 1: trying to get Pence to do the deed on January sixth,

454
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Speaker 1: and yeah, now project twenty twenty five. So he's really

455
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Speaker 1: he's just falling his way upward towards the sky. Yeah,

456
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: just crime in his way forward. He also has a

457
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Speaker 1: name that like, this is the first time that he

458
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Speaker 1: has existed as a person in my brain because it's

459
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: just you know, that name in a list of other

460
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Speaker 1: co conspirators is pretty right, right, It's like, I don't

461
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Speaker 1: know Jack, it sounds America guy name Johnny mcin t

462
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Speaker 1: Ryan older House Yep, yep, ruse definitely Odor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, speaking of Yeah, Trump hadder rally in Jersey, fled

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Speaker 1: about the crowd, saw, yeah you're going to Wildwood, We're

466
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Speaker 1: going to do Maga rally. Fled about crowd size, insulted Springsteen,

467
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: and I don't know some people like that. There's been

468
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: some news stories that are like, guys, he's this is

469
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: the most unhinged one yet. We need to he was

470
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: shouting out a cannibal. Lecter did shot an annibal. Lecter

471
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: said he was dearly departed like rip rist in peace.

472
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Speaker 1: Great guy, but just yeah, I mean, seemed about as

473
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Speaker 1: unhinged as as ever. Well, yeah, I mean, he he

474
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Speaker 1: was claiming there was almost one hundred thousand people I

475
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Speaker 1: think the day before then today he's like there was

476
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Speaker 1: over one hundred thousand people. Like a spokesperson for Wildwood,

477
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: New Jersey was like, yeah, there's probably between I don't know,

478
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Speaker 1: eighty and one hundred thousand people, but many, like non

479
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Speaker 1: trumpy observers said it was not even close to that number,

480
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Speaker 1: and like most people left because he was ranting ninety

481
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Speaker 1: straight fucking minutes. Yeah, and not even these people were like, yeah,

482
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Speaker 1: I want I'm just gonna play this clip. I don't

483
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Speaker 1: even know what he's talking about, but I'm also it's

484
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: like so bad. I'm a bit dubious if this is

485
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Speaker 1: the actual audio, because it seems like he's just saying

486
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Speaker 1: whatever is coming to his mind, while people are clearly

487
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Speaker 1: like most people have seen like the shots with like

488
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Speaker 1: he has this whole he's like silhouetted by this just

489
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Speaker 1: wall of supporters, like packed to the rafters. But the

490
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Speaker 1: reverse of like what the crowd looks like in front

491
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Speaker 1: of him, Yeah, mostly people bored hell are leaving. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, A tenderhearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake.

493
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Speaker 1: His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew.

494
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Speaker 1: Poor thing. She said, oh, the snake poem. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: the reverse shot looks like like a Coachella stage of

496
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: like it's not going well, you no, Like people are

497
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: like kind of sitting there, not really responding, and there's

498
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: just a line of people streaming out behind him, behind

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Speaker 1: them at the at the back, which is wild because

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there weren't like other authoritarian dictators speaking

501
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: like at other stages that they could have been going to,

502
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: like they came for Trump and were like Jesus Christ,

503
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: he loves to make poem again. Yeah, he's been doing

504
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: that for a fucking Was he doing that in the

505
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: first campaign or was that second campaign. I think he's

506
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: been I think he's been doing that from from way back.

507
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, poem was so mean that if he

508
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: went to dinner with him and he didn't like you,

509
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: he'd be dead the next morning. And I got better

510
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: more than him. Oh boy, yeah he's he's having I guess,

511
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: an absolutely regular one. And yeah, I just like also

512
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Speaker 1: liked that the fact that he decided to take a

513
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Speaker 1: shot at Bruce Springsteen because obviously everyone in New Jersey

514
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: hates that fucking carpetbagger. And like even when some people

515
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: like when he first said like, yeah, you know people

516
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Speaker 1: like Bruce Springsteen. I think there's more people here than

517
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: at Bruce Springsteen show, they just laughed. It wasn't even

518
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Speaker 1: like yeah, I think you're like momus, like we're from Jersey.

519
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: This is not even close. But this caused many Boss

520
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Speaker 1: fans to post pictures of shows where actual tens of

521
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: thousands of people had gathered to be like this does

522
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: not compare or compute or whatever, but hey, you know

523
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: that's that's what That's what life's like for Trump, just

524
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: going to the Garden State taking shots at Springsteen, telling

525
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Speaker 1: weird poems I think that were written by a black people. Okay,

526
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: has anyone ever seen silence? Of the Lambs, the Late

527
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: Great Hannibal Elector. He's a wonderful man. He oftentimes would

528
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Speaker 1: have a friend for dinner. Remember that the last scene.

529
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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm about to have a friend for dinner.

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Speaker 1: Has this poor doctor walked by? We're about to have

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Speaker 1: a friend for dinner. Hannibal Elector. Congratulations, the Late Great

532
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: Hannibal Elector. We have people that have been released into

533
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Speaker 1: our country that we don't want in our country, and

534
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: they're coming in totally unchecked, totally unvetted, and we can't

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Speaker 1: let this happen. They're destroying our country. And we're sitting

536
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: back and we've been damn well win this election, because

537
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: if we don't, our country is going to be doomed.

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00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: It's going to be doomed. He doesn't even connect the

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00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: Hannibal Elector thing, like I'm assuming he meant to. He

540
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: started out meaning to be like and these people are

541
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: worse than Hannibal Elector. But first of all, he just

542
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: keeps talking about how cool Handble Elector, how cool and

543
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: dead Hannibal electric is, weird, weird choices, great dinner host folks,

544
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: great hosts part Yeah, and then just taking the Chris

545
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: Farley show approach to remember Hannibal Elector's cool. Yeah all right,

546
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: we just drifting aimlessly. Yeah, it just sucks that those

547
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: people did not want to hang around for that or

548
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: his completely misinterpreted the snake recitation, right, sure, yep, yeah,

549
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: that's what he does.

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00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 2: That's what he does.

551
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: And uh so the Christy nomebook eagerly anticipated by no

552
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Speaker 1: one really, but I guess the media who get to

553
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: write these stories about like all the bullshit that's in

554
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: there that finally dropped. We got more words there, probably

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00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: uh not true? Yeah, yeah, which is great. This time,

556
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: she said that she totally pulled a fucking power stunt

557
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: on French President Emmanuel Macron last year. She says, quote,

558
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: while in Paris, I was slated to meet with French

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Speaker 1: President Emmanuel Macran. However, the day before we were to meet,

560
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Speaker 1: he made what I considered a very pro Hamas and

561
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Speaker 1: anti Israel comment to the press. So I decided to cancel.

562
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck yeah, girl, cancel his Prohamas ass. Let

563
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: them fucking know, honey, from the fucking windows to the wall.

564
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: What else? Mother, mother? What's the square root of sixty four? Um?

565
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Speaker 1: If you liked that story, though, please don't reach out

566
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Speaker 1: to Macron's office to verify the story like NBC did,

567
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: because they will say. Quote, a representative from the Elyse

568
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Speaker 1: Palace disputed nomes account, saying there's no record of a

569
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Speaker 1: scheduled meeting, nor was there an invitation extended to her.

570
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: When reached for comment Friday, a spokesperson for Nomes said

571
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Speaker 1: that quote, the governor was invited to sit in President

572
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Speaker 1: of Macron's box for the armist to stay parade at

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Speaker 1: Arcta Triumph, So you were invited to be at an

574
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Speaker 1: event he was at, you know. And spoiler alert, he

575
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: didn't even show up at this event. So even if

576
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Speaker 1: she had, he wasn't even there for the chance to

577
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Speaker 1: even be like, ah Am Macron, I'm off of the

578
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: year pro Hamas fucking rantings because like the NBC also

579
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: tried to figure out what he may have said to

580
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Speaker 1: the press, like in the lead up, and it was

581
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: just very boilerplate Western European leader shit. Right after the

582
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: October seventh saying like oh yeah, like I condemned Hamas

583
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: and Israel has like a right to defend itself, but

584
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Speaker 1: they should also not indiscriminate bomb people, and okay, I

585
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: don't think. Wow, not today, not on my watch, my watch,

586
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: so shouldn't kill innocent people? Okay, Wow, it's okay, Homs,

587
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm off this. I'm not going

588
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: to come to your box for the Armistice parade at

589
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: the Arc de Triomphe box suite or whatever you Her

590
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: lines are just like such basic like kid in middle

591
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: school lies where it's just they all seem to start

592
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: with leg so I told him, And it's just some

593
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: bullshit that she like wishes, she said. But in a

594
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: lot of cases, like the entire conversation didn't even happen.

595
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: So it's just it's that it's like that freshman year

596
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Speaker 1: of high school lying energy. I feel like freshman year

597
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: of high school brings a lot of like lies out

598
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: for kids because you have a chance to like start

599
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: over sometimes, like you have different classmates, you can kind

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Speaker 1: of create your own myth. I remember like out there

601
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Speaker 1: you know high schools, your high school too? Yeah, man,

602
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 1: cool man, I can't wait, dude, I saw Kirvana this summer.

603
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: What about you, guys? Son Rvana? You know I got

604
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: kid's T shirt. I remember there was this fucking kid

605
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: my freshman year. Man. He fucking said that Green Day

606
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Speaker 1: played at his like fourteenth birthday for like eighth grade,

607
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: and we're like how He's like, my dad knows them.

608
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: And we're like, how is your dad like in the

609
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Speaker 1: industry or something. He's like, nah, my dad, my dad's

610
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Speaker 1: an accountant like for a record label. He's like, nah,

611
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: but he knows. Like he didn't even think his lie

612
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: out passed Grand Day pay to my birthday, and it

613
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Speaker 1: was also became one of those things. It's like later

614
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: on like he was like became more chill, and I

615
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: remember bringing it up and he's like, I never said that.

616
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Speaker 1: I was like, all right, that's what I'll call you

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00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: green Day full because you said that came to your birthday.

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Speaker 1: You are Green Day behind your man Green Days, acting

619
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Speaker 1: like he didn't say Green Day came to his fucking

620
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Speaker 1: birthday party. What the fuck? So you guys called me

621
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: that because of how much weed I smoke. Fuck, that's

622
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: a lie, too, said, You've never done drugs in your life. Yeah,

623
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Speaker 1: it wasn't the Kim Jong un story, Like she told him.

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Speaker 1: I know a thing or two about dealing with little

625
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: tyrants because I've worked with children before. I was a

626
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: Sunday school teacher. Yeah yeah, and then immediately just the

627
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: immediate backing down and it's like that scene and is

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Speaker 1: it happy Gilmore Billy Madison, Billy Billy Madison. That Veronica

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Speaker 1: Vaughan is one fine piece of assive And I know

630
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Speaker 1: from experience. No, no you don't, well no I don't,

631
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: but yeah, she just a friend of mine. Him and

632
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Speaker 1: her got it on. No they didn't, Yeah, no they didn't.

633
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: But Marley references and you could imagine what it would

634
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: be like. Right, you're welcome, young listeners. Yeah, yeah, all right,

635
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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we're gonna come back

636
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Speaker 1: and talk about solar storms. And we're back, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was some there was a bit of solar activity

638
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Speaker 1: over the weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of places

639
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: got to see the Aurora borealis this weekend in the US.

640
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeap went as far south as a northern California and Alabama. Yeah,

641
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: you could apparently allegedly could have seen them from d

642
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Speaker 1: C from what I read, But when I went outside

643
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: there was clouds, and then I was just so tired.

644
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: I I should have acted like it was an actual

645
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: chance to see something like very significant to our earth,

646
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just too tired. So I was like, oh, well,

647
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: maybe God, maybe God is intending for me to go

648
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: to Scandinavia and see it like yeah at the way

649
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: Away attended, or Alaska, wherever the fart, wherever. Just I

650
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: gotta go up in the northern hemisphere there, Yeah, catch

651
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: the last solar eclipse. But that's just because I'm going

652
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: to go so crazy for the solar eclips. Many just no,

653
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: you're not, No, You're I'm not.

654
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 2: No, I'm probably not.

655
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: But you can imagine though, right, Yeah, I guess yeah.

656
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

657
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: A lot of people seem to be processing this by

658
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: posting uh Simpsons memes on Twitter.

659
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: Specifically the uh.

660
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: The Skinner meme where he is eating with Superintendent Chalmers

661
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: the super Nintendo Chalmers, Yeah, super Nintendo, and is like, uh,

662
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: there's a fire in his kitchen. He claims that's the

663
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: or borealis this time of year, at this time of day,

664
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Speaker 1: this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. Wow,

665
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: I wonder this is when you know you're getting old too,

666
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: because I'm sure there are a lot of people been like,

667
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this?

668
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: What are you guys talking about?

669
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: What?

670
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: What are these yellow cartoon characters talking about Steamed Hams. Yeah,

671
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: it was a great fucking day for us, So obviously

672
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 1: that was the reference everybody was using on social media. There.

673
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: There were some concerns about the storm because it was

674
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: a G five storm, Oh god, and we all know

675
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: what that means. But fly like a G six, So

676
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: it's probably less than a G six, less than a

677
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: G six, but definitely more than a G four. And

678
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: you kept tell and I had a feeling it's on

679
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: like what we were seeing. Definitely more than a G four.

680
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: This was the first of this strength to hit the

681
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 1: planet since two thousand and three, and when that one

682
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: hit it temporarily knocked out power in part of Sweden

683
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: and damaged electrical transformers in South Africa. This one, this time,

684
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: we I mean no major damage as of yet. The

685
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: storm did affect communication systems that rely on high frequency

686
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: radio waves, so that fucked up my ham radio stuff. Yeah,

687
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Speaker 1: what's your call sign on there, steamed Ham Radio, steamed

688
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: Ham Radio. Yeah, Steady Hammond. I like that. I'll go

689
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: by Becky Hammond, Becky on there. Yeah. The other thing,

690
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: I guess GPS really fucked up, fuck things up for

691
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Speaker 1: the farmers, which I did not know that. I mean, yeah, again,

692
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about agriculture, but I was like, oh,

693
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Automated agriculture machines. Cool. Yeah, they have

694
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: a form of GPS that is better than ours, apparently

695
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: they have, like their tractors use GPS for automated guidance

696
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: while planning crops. But it has to be like incredibly precise, right,

697
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: Like it can't be the normal GPS. Nice, you're one,

698
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: You're on one of these roads in this general area,

699
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: right and based on the factor're moving in that direction

700
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: at that speed, you can't be going the wrong way

701
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: on a one way So we're going to say you're

702
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: here just making educated guesses at that point. But their

703
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: tractors are precise to the point of like centimeters, which

704
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: like allows them to plant in straight lines and allow

705
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: for proper spacing, which is just a crazy level precision

706
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: that they have.

707
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 2: Access to that I wasn't aware of.

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00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Brian the Editor, with the fucking facts here.

709
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: Civilian GPS limited to three meters real real GPS is

710
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: centimeter accurate. Brian the Editor, any thoughts we we have

711
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: had you on before to talk about the dangers of

712
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: a solar storm, the possibility of a solar storm. Eventually,

713
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: solar storms knocking shit out. Yeah we did. We did

714
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: the sexiest solar storms of the past fifty years. You

715
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: came in and gives her top five. But this one,

716
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: it seemed like there was There were definitely like Wi

717
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 1: Fi issues that I saw happening in America on Friday.

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00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if they were related, but generally it

719
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 1: seemed like the system held.

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00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: How did you feel.

721
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 5: I didn't have any problems because I was actually getting

722
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 5: my internet set up my new apartment, So.

723
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't have noticed it right right, and it sucks.

724
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: I heard it. I heard it did affect a bunch

725
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: of hot dogs though the solar Yeah, a couple of

726
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: people stomach bugs.

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00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, any shrimp and port one times during a solar

728
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 5: storm or.

729
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: Bad things might happen. Yeah. God, everybody's getting it in

730
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: some weird way. I feel like one of the early

731
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: zombie movies made of maybe Night of the Living Dead,

732
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: like there's a comet or something. There's some celestial explanation

733
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: for the zombie apocalypse. I mean, it's the it's the

734
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 1: classic explanation.

735
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 5: If you don't yeah, if you don't want to explain

736
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 5: why the shot in your movie is happening.

737
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: Just show a comment hitting Earth during the credits. The

738
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: problem solved, right, yeah post post credits scene, do that

739
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: happened because that comment? Anyway, have a good night. Sometimes

740
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: it's like spacecraft disguised as a comment. But yeah, anyways,

741
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: we should say it's the system has held together pretty

742
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: well so far. But we do have to await the

743
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: emergence of any zombies or you know, people going haywire

744
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: and hey, yeah, we'll see well yeah, like again November,

745
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: take your time if you're gonna if this is also

746
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: zombie related, maybe maybe hold it or I don't know,

747
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: maybe just do a whole whatever you want, whatever you want. Yeah,

748
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: Katie Britt, we have an update from Katie Britt. Missed

749
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: her Actress of the Year. I think she just won

750
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: a BAFTA over the weekend, so she's center. Who did

751
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: the response to Biden's State of the Union was that

752
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: this past year or year before that was that was okay, Yeah,

753
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: that's how fucking wild shit feels. She somehow didn't die

754
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: of embarrassment after doing one of the strangest just approximations

755
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: of humanity in the speech where she's like on the

756
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: like she always looks like she's on the verge of tears,

757
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: but also it feels fake but also like it's yeah,

758
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: it's just weirdly on the verge of like screaming to

759
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: the point that her like blood vessels would burst in

760
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: her eyes. Yeah, it's everything. It was a powerhouse performance.

761
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

762
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 1: Anyways, she's introducing a new bill called the Mom's Act,

763
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: which sounds cute. We all love moms, right in time

764
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. Mom stands for more opportunities for moms

765
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: to succeed. Okay, so the word moms is both the

766
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 1: acronym and one of the letters, and we'll allow it. Fine,

767
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: very clever. And it proposes to establish an online government

768
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: database called pregnancy dot gov listing resources related to pregnancy,

769
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: including care providers unless and you could probably fill in

770
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 1: what the unless is unless they provide abortion related services.

771
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: Pregnancy dot gov. This sounds very good. This sounds very good.

772
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: So it's probably going to be a lot of propaganda,

773
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: probably crisis births and pregnancy center things nothing to do

774
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: with your pregnancy that would actually keep someone informed about

775
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 1: what their options are. I'm guessing that's just what I'm

776
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: thinking if that's what Senator britt is a is whoever

777
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: whatever interest group basically said, here your put it. You're

778
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: gonna introduce this onto the Senate fold. Just go out

779
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: there and do what you're told. The site would quote

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00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: provide misleading information and effort to dissuade women from seeking abortion,

781
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: and the bill itself would quote provide grants to anti

782
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 1: abortion nonprofit organizations, and it actually like gets worse from there,

783
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: which is pretty wild. It just feels like she's gone

784
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: full Handmaid's Tale. Her website would require users seeking info

785
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: to provide their contact information. So essentially, we create a

786
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: national registry of pregnant women created by the people who

787
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:30,479
Speaker 1: are actively trying to criminalize abortion. Mmmm yeah, wow wow

788
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: wow wow Yeah that will I mean the video itself again,

789
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: she I don't know if she's ever able to do

790
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: things not super creepy, like her performances feel like when

791
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: artists do commentary on mass media and like there's like

792
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 1: this uncanny thing about like the people on TV selling

793
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: us like fucked up messages black hole sun core. Yeah exactly.

794
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: So this is just a little taste of how she

795
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know it's safe okay, and I'm

796
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: a smiling lady. Yeah you should picture wide smile plastered

797
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: across her face. Hi.

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00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 6: As a mom, I know that there is no greater

799
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 6: blessing in this life than our children. And I also

800
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 6: understand the types of challenges that women face during their

801
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 6: pregnancy journeys and while raising their kids.

802
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: Dude, this music is fucking violent. I don't know how

803
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: else to describe it. Like, you're not tricking me with

804
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: this fucking acoustic guitar string piano arrangement, as much as

805
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: you want to make it feel like, no, no, this

806
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: is but nine, this is.

807
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a benefit.

808
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: This is a song that my husband was playing on

809
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: the acoustic guitar at the bonfire that I met him at. Right, Yeah,

810
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: he was a youth pastor and I was one of

811
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: the in the youth, the youth group. Let's let's what else.

812
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: Let's want to see the last couple of seconds of it.

813
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: What kind of entertainment value do we get out of it?

814
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: If any?

815
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Speaker 6: I'll continue to fight to a dance a comprehensive culture

816
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 6: of life, to empower parents and to grow opportunities for

817
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 6: hard working families. Every child across their nation can reach

818
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 6: their God to give them potential and every woman can fry.

819
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, that's uh.

820
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 7: Well, that's here, it's here, this is this is what

821
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 7: they're this is hey, all part of Project twenty twenty five,

822
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 7: because that's also another one of the aims of a

823
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 7: new Despotic regime is to do away with any kind

824
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Speaker 7: of healthware body, any.

825
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: Of that, any any privacy, any Yeah. Yeah, it's not

826
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Speaker 1: a cult. It's not a cult. That was very natural,

827
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: very natural sincere vibes I got from that.

828
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

829
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 1: And yeah, pregnancy dot go y'all check it out, check

830
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: it out. Uh And finally, we have an opportunity to

831
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: let you know about you can eat like Garfield at

832
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: the Olive Garden. You guys, how does one eat like Garfield?

833
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: Well you might have heard this, but Garfield like lasagna.

834
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: That okay, So the entire menu is literally just lasagna. Obviously,

835
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: the entrees lasagna, I'm not I'm not surprising you with

836
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: that one. The appetizer miles also lasagna. Oh. The dessert okay,

837
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 1: lasagna frittata. Lasagna frita is.

838
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 2: What it's called.

839
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: It looks like what is that like fried polenta with

840
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: just like sauce, on it. Okay, sure, yeah, cut with

841
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: meat sauce on it. It's not technically lasagna, which I

842
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: think the thing okay, and that's okay, that's okay, just

843
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I'm trying to eat like Garfish. Yeah,

844
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: garflet is on the on the ad being like I

845
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: always start with this app looking very smug and satisfied,

846
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: well fed. But yeah, the dessert is a chocolate lasagna

847
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: and people are already treating it like a challenge to

848
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: like eat the whole thing three than six hundred and

849
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: sixty calories. Wait, if you eat the fucking Garfield menu,

850
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: that's like once all fuck off should be like a

851
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: day and a half. I think is probably the FBA. Yeah, yeah,

852
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 1: that's a that's a lot of Garfield fandom going on.

853
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: If you're if you're willing to put that down.

854
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's a new Garfield, like this is the

855
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: other thing? Was like, there's a movie coming out, yeah soon,

856
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: who's Garfield? Oh that's right? And everyone's like, wasn't Bill

857
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: Murray the voice of Garfield?

858
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 2: At one point?

859
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: He was he signed on to do it. I don't

860
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: know was he the voice or was it like one

861
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: of those live action combination things. I think he was

862
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: the voice, yeah, which makes sense. He he has Garfield energy.

863
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: But I remember that was a story where the yeah right, yeah,

864
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: the person who made it was named Joel or Ethan Cohen. Wow,

865
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: Joel Cohen is that of the Coen Brothers is like

866
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: stepping out. So it was like one of those things

867
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: where because he like does all his decisions on his

868
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: own managers an agent. Yeah, kind of got fucked on

869
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: that one. But it's anyway, this one is going to

870
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: be a cinematic classic. Yeah, I don't know what is

871
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: this actually gonna make money? I just don't know, or

872
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 1: I guess care. I think that's that's the other part

873
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: is Garfield feels so like irrelevant, you know what I mean,

874
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: Like I don't know how else to put it. I

875
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: mean like I get the character itself looks yeah, sure

876
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 1: it's like Garfield. But are the kids. Are the kids

877
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: asking for Garfield? I don't think so. My kids are

878
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: not asking for Garfield. I think this reminds me of

879
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: like the big Blockbuster movie they had a couple of

880
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: weeks ago, was fall Guy, which was, you know, a

881
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling movie that was like kind of because they

882
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 1: can't just be like give him another Marvel movie anymore

883
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: because Marvel is run out of They're like, give give

884
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: them another Gossling.

885
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

886
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: They're like kind of throwing dart at a wall, like

887
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what it is that people would

888
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 1: want that could be like bankaball and so in this case,

889
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: they're like, give them another cartoon that is well known

890
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: that is voiced by Chris Pratt.

891
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know.

892
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at least Samuel L. Jackson is the voice

893
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: of his father. Thank god. I was. I was waiting

894
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: for a vehicle where sam Jackson was Chris Pratt's father.

895
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's where I get. After an unexpected reunion

896
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: with his long lost father, scruffy street cat VIC voiced

897
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: by Samuel Jackson, Garfield and his canine friend Odi are

898
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: forced from their perfectly pampered life into joining Vic in

899
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: a hilarious high stakes heist. Wow. Oh cool, cool, that

900
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: is cool, Miles, You're right, that's cool. But again, I

901
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: feel like diminishing returns, Like they're trying to copy the

902
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: success of Super Mario Brother. There's that cartoon with like

903
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: a Garfield cartoon with Chris Pratt is Yeah, it's written

904
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: by the same guy who wrote Finding Nemo and Emperor's

905
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: New Groove, And I guess the director also worked on

906
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: Emperor's New Groove. Like that shit came out in two thousand. Wow,

907
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: well they've been working on it for a while. Hey,

908
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: they know what the kids want. I'm telling you we're

909
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 1: we're good here.

910
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,240
Speaker 2: Guys.

911
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the bill because conceivably the people that

912
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: would even take their kids to see this movie were

913
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: born around the time the last big animated thing these

914
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: guys made was right, Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, so

915
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: we'll say it's it's such a stupid thing. But it

916
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: is an instinct I have where I'm like rooting for

917
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: the box office. Like the Planet of the Apes movie

918
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: did well this week, and I was like, yes, people,

919
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: those are going to do well. There's maybe there will

920
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: be They do like exactly the same every time, like

921
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: it made like fifty six million, and like the last

922
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: one made like fifty four and yeah, because I want there.

923
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: I want people to continue to be able to go

924
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: to the movies, for that to continue to be an option.

925
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: But it's tough team to root for when it's like

926
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: these sorts of decisions can you imagine they just they're

927
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: just gonna start going all in on Planet of the

928
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: Apes mashups. They're like, all right, dude, this is then

929
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: this this shit is still giving us something. Man, So

930
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: what if are they part of the MCU. Is there

931
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: any way we can connect the Planet of the Apes

932
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: with that? About a rom com set in the Planet

933
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: of the Apes uniform? You know, dude, I have to all.

934
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 2: Be war and fighting.

935
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: That would be so absurd that I feel like that

936
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: could be hilarious. Like like when this silver back enter

937
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: Rangutang said they were they couldn't be together. They went

938
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: against all odds to prove to the world that they

939
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: were true prime mats. Yeah, prime mates. There you go,

940
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: try that out. Try that out. That's a free one, Hollywood.

941
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: Don't even want anything for that. Just promise you'll make it.

942
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 1: Oh man. The Fetichini Alfredo is like in the mix

943
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: on this Garfield movie, Uh extravaganza. That was That was

944
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: my go to when I was a kid and got

945
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: to go to the Olive Garden Vetti Genie Alfredo, I

946
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: won't be hungry for two weeks. Yeah, I mean, I

947
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: feel like that was always the like I remember, like

948
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: in the nineties, it felt like it was like uncool

949
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: to order pot like red sauce, like everyone wanted FETI

950
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: like Alfredo, that felt like the cool thing to eat.

951
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, red sauce, that's for my grandma.

952
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: I eat molten cheese. Well, I think we also got

953
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: fucked up on the red sauce because we were all

954
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 1: eating like Ragu spaghetti, Yeah, which not great. I mean

955
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: actually Ragu was better. Like we got like the chunky

956
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 1: stuff that had like chunks of vegetables in it in

957
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: a jar and that that was actually I liked even

958
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: less than Ragu. No, well, good to know. I will.

959
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: I will make sure I never prepare you that kind

960
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: of sauce again. I feel like they've got the cannsauces

961
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: figured out. No, like there's yeah, they're pretty good. They're

962
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: pretty good. Good good shortcuts for the past eaters out there. Finally,

963
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld gave the commencement speech at Duke over the

964
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: weekend where his his kids go, I guess, and it

965
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 1: went about as well as everything else that Jerry Seinfeld

966
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: has done in the past month. Yeah, you know, he's

967
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: been complaining about the wokes. He released his January sixth

968
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: pop tart movie yep. And he's an avowed supporter of Israel,

969
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: and it was recently revealed his wife donated money and

970
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: encouraged others to donate money to the pro Israel counter

971
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: protest group that showed up at u c.

972
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 6: L A.

973
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called the Right Side of History Jack. That's right.

974
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: They're all in on that. They're just all in on that. Well,

975
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: what a great time to ask him to speak? Well,

976
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: school president Vincent Price, which like these colleges are just

977
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: political and financial institutions. Yeah, no, it's the Vincent Price

978
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: I got him, which is a bummer because his voice

979
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: was drowned out by a chance of free Palestine, So

980
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: you didn't get to hear Vincent Price's voice.

981
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: What a what a gift?

982
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: What did what does Seinfeld have to offer people who

983
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: are graduating college. I'm glad you asked, Miles, because we

984
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: got the inside from people, like people reported on it.

985
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: They were like, so what did these kids miss? And

986
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: I did see like one of the blue check Twitter

987
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: people that Elon Musk insists on like putting in my

988
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: Twitter feed was like, great job, guys, getting to watch

989
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: Seinfeld at your commencement speech. Would have been a highlight

990
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: of your life, and you out on it and missed it.

991
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: You fucked up. So the thing that they actually missed

992
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: out on was Seinfeld's three keys to life, work hard,

993
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: pay attention, and fall in love. Oh my god, just

994
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: real really that you know, that's cut down from his

995
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: earlier draft ra fall in love with a seventeen year

996
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: old high schooler when you're thirty eight and a TV star.

997
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: But oh my god, well falling a lay listen, pay,

998
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: work hard, pay attention, and fall in love. It couldn't

999
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: be more fucking useless. It's it's great because, like he

1000
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: he has been for years talking about how he can't

1001
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: play colleges anymore because they don't like his joke about

1002
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: how people use their smartphones like a gay French king. Yes, yes,

1003
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: he used to take the note that like the gay

1004
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: is actually like doesn't make sense and you're just being

1005
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: here and instead is like the kids. It is the

1006
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:08,959
Speaker 1: kids who are wrong, and insisted that colleges are too woke.

1007
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: And then, man, this must have been he must be psyched.

1008
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: Gets to really double down on this. Rogan or wherever

1009
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: the fuck he's gonna appear next. This quote from What

1010
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: apparently what he said, quote, whatever.

1011
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 4: You doing, I don't care if it's your job, your hobby,

1012
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 4: a relationship, getting a reservation at M Sushi, make an effort.

1013
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: What what Getting a reservation at M Sushi is great.

1014
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 4: Whether you're haggling with with someone who owns a rare

1015
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 4: car in Europe, just make sure you give it your best.

1016
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 4: You're not gonna pay three hundred thousand dollars in transportation fees.

1017
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, Jerry, thank you for that. Tell that to

1018
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: the kids who are out here. But he still gets it.

1019
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: He's still just one of the people. He understands. Thank

1020
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: God for is M Sushi? Like, please be like a

1021
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: place that Oh it's a place in Durham. Okay, so

1022
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: he was doing a local reference research. Wow, Jerry, you

1023
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: still got it, buddy, He's still that's on me. That's

1024
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 1: on me. Yeah. The form of the commencement speech is

1025
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: just I love that he did the paint by numbers,

1026
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: work hard, pay attention, fall in love, yeah cool man. Yeah.

1027
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: Well all right, well those are some of the things

1028
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Monday morning. We are back

1029
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,

1030
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

1031
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

1032
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,