WEBVTT - Santas Not So Helpful Helper

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Dan? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>All right. So may Mary and her husband run a

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<v Speaker 3>party company, and he is hired to dress up as

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<v Speaker 3>Santa this time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one

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<v Speaker 3>day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a

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<v Speaker 3>party that he was hired.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see what happened to today's Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.

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<v Speaker 1>This can help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent

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<v Speaker 3>over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, how can I help you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>My seven year old son is crying because he thinks

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<v Speaker 3>Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent

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<v Speaker 3>over as Santa's helper.

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<v Speaker 1>You think I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>The guy that you sent over here for the party

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<v Speaker 3>told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane

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<v Speaker 3>out of your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa

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<v Speaker 3>hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>He is so upset he won't even come out of

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<v Speaker 3>his room. And I have you, guys to thank for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I hired you to do a job and to make

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<v Speaker 3>the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>What can I do for you to make everything right

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<v Speaker 1>for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having

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<v Speaker 3>this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and

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<v Speaker 3>then on top of it, you should compensate me for

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<v Speaker 3>other things. So another one hundred and fifty dollars, so

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<v Speaker 3>at least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, let me welaus wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I want a letter to my son from Santa saying

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<v Speaker 3>that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to

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<v Speaker 3>get presents on Christ Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>If obviously we can do that as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me take care of this and then I will

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<v Speaker 1>call you. I will call you right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, thank you, thank you to You're going to kill me,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and

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<v Speaker 3>it's all you. I'm not here anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, how do you worked last week? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I actually went really really smoothly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that

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<v Speaker 1>you told him to take a candy cane out of

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<v Speaker 1>his butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get over.

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<v Speaker 1>It your sack, Claus.

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<v Speaker 2>He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces

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<v Speaker 2>that were ranting out to all his friends that he

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<v Speaker 2>wanted one. So I said, hey, pull the candy can

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<v Speaker 2>out of your butt and get over it. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>he did. He did, he stopped crying, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see what's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what the problem is. Now he goes home,

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<v Speaker 1>he tells his mom this is what Santa Claus said

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and he now thinks that Santa Claus hates him,

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not going to get any presents.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid

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<v Speaker 2>a lesson and he can't understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that he's seven. He's a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>that he can't get away with everything, And what better

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<v Speaker 2>chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your

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<v Speaker 2>telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy

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<v Speaker 2>cane out of her butt. If I can provide a

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<v Speaker 2>life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy

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<v Speaker 1>in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in

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<v Speaker 1>the bag. You know I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's okay, busy, bred, I know they're all spoiled.

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<v Speaker 1>Their parents are spending ridiculous money to have you there

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<v Speaker 1>in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled. It's still

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<v Speaker 1>your job to make them happy. Are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Mary? What?

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<v Speaker 3>Mary?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Mary?

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<v Speaker 1>Mary?

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<v Speaker 3>This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show. You just got phone tabs.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy your mind. I believe you because it was exactly

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