Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?
Speaker 2: Dan? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right. So may Mary and her husband run a
Speaker 3: party company, and he is hired to dress up as
Speaker 3: Santa this time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,
Speaker 3: you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one
Speaker 3: day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.
Speaker 3: So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a
Speaker 3: party that he was hired.
Speaker 2: Okay, see what happened to today's Hello?
Speaker 3: Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.
Speaker 1: This can help you.
Speaker 3: Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent
Speaker 3: over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, how can I help you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: My seven year old son is crying because he thinks
Speaker 3: Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent
Speaker 3: over as Santa's helper.
Speaker 1: You think I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The guy that you sent over here for the party
Speaker 3: told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane
Speaker 3: out of your butt.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa
Speaker 3: hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
Speaker 3: He is so upset he won't even come out of
Speaker 3: his room. And I have you, guys to thank for this.
Speaker 3: I hired you to do a job and to make
Speaker 3: the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.
Speaker 1: No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: What can I do for you to make everything right
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 3: Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having
Speaker 3: this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and
Speaker 3: then on top of it, you should compensate me for
Speaker 3: other things. So another one hundred and fifty dollars, so
Speaker 3: at least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let me welaus wait.
Speaker 3: I want a letter to my son from Santa saying
Speaker 3: that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to
Speaker 3: get presents on Christ Okay.
Speaker 2: If obviously we can do that as well.
Speaker 1: Let me take care of this and then I will
Speaker 1: call you. I will call you right back.
Speaker 3: Fine, thank you, thank you to You're going to kill me,
Speaker 3: all right, you know.
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and
Speaker 3: it's all you. I'm not here anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, how do you worked last week? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen?
Speaker 2: No, I actually went really really smoothly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that
Speaker 1: you told him to take a candy cane out of
Speaker 1: his butt.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
Speaker 2: One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't
Speaker 2: get over.
Speaker 1: It your sack, Claus.
Speaker 2: He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces
Speaker 2: that were ranting out to all his friends that he
Speaker 2: wanted one. So I said, hey, pull the candy can
Speaker 2: out of your butt and get over it. Okay, and
Speaker 2: he did. He did, he stopped crying, and so I
Speaker 2: don't see what's the problem.
Speaker 1: This is what the problem is. Now he goes home,
Speaker 1: he tells his mom this is what Santa Claus said
Speaker 1: to me, and he now thinks that Santa Claus hates him,
Speaker 1: that he's not going to get any presents.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
Speaker 2: a lesson and he can't understand that.
Speaker 1: Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the
Speaker 1: fact that he's seven. He's a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometimes
Speaker 2: that he can't get away with everything, And what better
Speaker 2: chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your
Speaker 2: telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy
Speaker 2: cane out of her butt. If I can provide a
Speaker 2: life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson.
Speaker 1: If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy
Speaker 1: in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in
Speaker 1: the bag. You know I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay, busy, bred, I know they're all spoiled.
Speaker 1: Their parents are spending ridiculous money to have you there
Speaker 1: in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled. It's still
Speaker 1: your job to make them happy. Are you stupid?
Speaker 2: Are you stupid?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: Mary? What?
Speaker 3: Mary?
Speaker 2: This is Mary?
Speaker 1: Mary?
Speaker 3: This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Speaker 3: Morning Show. You just got phone tabs.
Speaker 1: Holy your mind. I believe you because it was exactly
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