1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened? 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: Dan? Yeah? 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 3: All right. So may Mary and her husband run a 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 3: party company, and he is hired to dress up as 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 3: Santa this time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look, 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 3: you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one 7 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 3: day your mouth is going to get you in trouble. 8 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,799 Speaker 3: So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 3: party that he was hired. 10 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 2: Okay, see what happened to today's Hello? 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 3: Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller. 12 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: This can help you. 13 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 3: Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 3: over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day. 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,279 Speaker 1: Oh okay, how can I help you? Yeah? 16 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 3: My seven year old son is crying because he thinks 17 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 3: Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent 18 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 3: over as Santa's helper. 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: You think I'm sorry? 20 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 2: What? 21 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? 22 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 3: The guy that you sent over here for the party 23 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 3: told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane 24 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 3: out of your butt. 25 00:00:59,280 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. 26 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa 27 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 3: hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas. 28 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 3: He is so upset he won't even come out of 29 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 3: his room. And I have you, guys to thank for this. 30 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 3: I hired you to do a job and to make 31 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 3: the kids happy, and now my son is miserable. 32 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry. 33 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: What can I do for you to make everything right 34 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: for you? 35 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 3: Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having 36 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 3: this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and 37 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 3: then on top of it, you should compensate me for 38 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 3: other things. So another one hundred and fifty dollars, so 39 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,759 Speaker 3: at least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way. 40 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let me welaus wait. 41 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 3: I want a letter to my son from Santa saying 42 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 3: that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to 43 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 3: get presents on Christ Okay. 44 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 2: If obviously we can do that as well. 45 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 1: Let me take care of this and then I will 46 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: call you. I will call you right back. 47 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 3: Fine, thank you, thank you to You're going to kill me, 48 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 3: all right, you know. 49 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: Now? 50 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 3: Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and 51 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 3: it's all you. I'm not here anymore. 52 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, how do you worked last week? Yes? 53 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen? 54 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 2: No, I actually went really really smoothly. 55 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that 56 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: you told him to take a candy cane out of 57 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: his butt. 58 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid. 59 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 2: One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't 60 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 2: get over. 61 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: It your sack, Claus. 62 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 2: He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces 63 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 2: that were ranting out to all his friends that he 64 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 2: wanted one. So I said, hey, pull the candy can 65 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 2: out of your butt and get over it. Okay, and 66 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 2: he did. He did, he stopped crying, and so I 67 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 2: don't see what's the problem. 68 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: This is what the problem is. Now he goes home, 69 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: he tells his mom this is what Santa Claus said 70 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: to me, and he now thinks that Santa Claus hates him, 71 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 1: that he's not going to get any presents. 72 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid 73 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 2: a lesson and he can't understand that. 74 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the 75 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: fact that he's seven. He's a kid. 76 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometimes 77 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 2: that he can't get away with everything, And what better 78 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 2: chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your 79 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 2: telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy 80 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 2: cane out of her butt. If I can provide a 81 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 2: life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson. 82 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy 83 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in 84 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: the bag. You know I'll do it. 85 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay, busy, bred, I know they're all spoiled. 86 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: Their parents are spending ridiculous money to have you there 87 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled. It's still 88 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: your job to make them happy. Are you stupid? 89 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 2: Are you stupid? 90 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 3: Hey? 91 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 2: Mary? What? 92 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 3: Mary? 93 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 2: This is Mary? 94 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: Mary? 95 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 3: This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the 96 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 3: Morning Show. You just got phone tabs. 97 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 1: Holy your mind. I believe you because it was exactly 98 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: something that you would say to Elvis dan phone tap. 99 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 2: Table was pre recorded permission granted by all you guys 100 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in 101 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 3: the Morning Show.