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Speaker 1: Nicky Podcast. Nicky Yeah here I am. Hey everyone, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday. UM, oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: what a week. I'm gonna miss you guys over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to the show. You

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Speaker 1: know what this means to me. Hey, maybe, UM take

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Speaker 1: the time today to get a friend into the podcast

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Speaker 1: if you enjoyed one show in particular this week, um,

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Speaker 1: or one segment stood out? Get get up, people on board.

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Speaker 1: You know, besties are connecting with each other, um, and

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Speaker 1: people are getting dates because they like the show and

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Speaker 1: they're there. We had a you know last week on

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Speaker 1: fan tracks, which we'll get to today. Uh yeah, a

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Speaker 1: bestie found out one of the guys she was meeting

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Speaker 1: with on one of these apps was a fan of

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Speaker 1: the show, and so they had a commonality right way.

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Speaker 1: I loved it. So maybe introduce a fan that might

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Speaker 1: need a friend to the show today, because god damn,

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Speaker 1: you guys are my friends. So excited to talk at

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Speaker 1: you today. Um God, I no I talked too much.

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Speaker 1: I just and and you know, if this is the

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Speaker 1: place for it, obviously because it's my podcast, But um,

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Speaker 1: lately I've been making jokes about how I talked too

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Speaker 1: much around my friends and people and and certain people

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Speaker 1: that I just kind of started talking like meeting and

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Speaker 1: just making like kind of just jokes about. Like yesterday,

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Speaker 1: I was talking to two of the people that are

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Speaker 1: following me around with cameras for I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what um, but I said something about someone who talks

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Speaker 1: a lot. I was like, they just like to hear

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Speaker 1: themselves talk, and that comes from someone who likes to

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Speaker 1: hear themselves talk. And they both left so hard that

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Speaker 1: it verified for me that I'm someone that they've probably

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Speaker 1: talked about behind my back, being like cut, she talks

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Speaker 1: a lot, And I just hate That's how you like

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Speaker 1: test if something is true about yourself, you disparage yourself.

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Speaker 1: And if someone actually does like a real laugh, like

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Speaker 1: you get them to laugh in a genuine way, that's

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Speaker 1: confirms it. Like sometimes I'll say some things on stage

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Speaker 1: and I go the way you guys laughed at that

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Speaker 1: I don't even like because it confirms what I just

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Speaker 1: said is so true, you know, Like when I got

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Speaker 1: called Owen Wilson at UM the roast and like the

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Speaker 1: everyone goes, Nikki, no, that's not true. You don't look

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Speaker 1: like when I was like, why did the roof literally

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Speaker 1: blow off the place? Then with how funny it was,

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Speaker 1: because the truth is funny. It's ridiculous, but it's a

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Speaker 1: little bit true. Um. And as someone who talks too much,

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Speaker 1: I just I just asked you a question and then

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Speaker 1: I talked through the answer, which is what I do

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Speaker 1: to you, like every day. I gotta get better. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't have I'm not a talkative person. I do

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Speaker 1: wish I had more of that quality. And it's something

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Speaker 1: that makes me very anxious when I go to, like, um,

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Speaker 1: a party or just like a place where I don't

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Speaker 1: know any one. I wish I could have those talking skills.

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Speaker 1: Bring me bring like if anyone wants me to, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, just bring up. I just wanna. Um, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to help people that have that are scared to

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Speaker 1: out that don wish they were a little more talkative

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Speaker 1: and talk about how you could be more talkative, but

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Speaker 1: not as talkative as me, because I honestly it's a burden.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I have Ah, I guess I get like I

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Speaker 1: overthink how do I start a conversation and how do

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Speaker 1: I walk away from a conversation, and um, just not

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Speaker 1: being able to talk a lot about stuff, which I

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Speaker 1: in it? I think that the best way to spark

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Speaker 1: a conversation at a party or at you know, if

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Speaker 1: you're trying to you Let's say, if you're a guy

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Speaker 1: the masculine energy, and you would strike a conversation with

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Speaker 1: up a stranger. I mean I just was at Starbucks

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Speaker 1: It did not work, but I just lingered nearby at

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Speaker 1: a table. I like, I was gonna walk back to

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Speaker 1: get really nervous like that too, especially approaching men. Maybe

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Speaker 1: a party, I think honestly leading with the truth. So

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Speaker 1: do know a lot of people or you don't know anyone,

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Speaker 1: and you're at a party and you're like, I'm so scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to know anyone. I only know the host.

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Speaker 1: That happens a lot, you know, and they're gonna be

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Speaker 1: that is such a common fear that you can already

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Speaker 1: just guarantee that, no matter what, at least thirty of

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Speaker 1: the people at this party are going to feel the

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Speaker 1: same way, and that most people that didn't even show

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Speaker 1: up to the party didn't show up because they feel

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Speaker 1: that way. So the fact that you're going is already

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Speaker 1: like congratulate yourself for that, because that's hard. So even

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Speaker 1: if you go and you just freak out and you leave,

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Speaker 1: like the fact that you even tried to go like

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Speaker 1: challenge ourselves to do things that are out of our

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Speaker 1: comfort zone because first of all, think of the worst

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Speaker 1: You're gonna put your foot in your mouth, like in

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Speaker 1: the worst way. You know, You'll you'll say something awkward

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Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, that reminds me of when I

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Speaker 1: shipped my pants right now or what. Like let's and

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Speaker 1: then you shoot your pants or what, like that's the

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Speaker 1: worst thing. Like then you have a story where you

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Speaker 1: get to say you ship your pants at a party

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Speaker 1: awkwardly for the rest of your life and you get

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Speaker 1: to tell people that and like that party like maybe

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Speaker 1: the story will get out, but everyone ships their pants,

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Speaker 1: so it's okay. But I do think the best conversation

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Speaker 1: starter is the is what's honest? And this is what

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Speaker 1: I do when I'm on when I'm on stage and

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Speaker 1: I dig myself into an awkward hole. Let's like, say

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Speaker 1: it's like I'm bombing. You know, generally I would feel

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Speaker 1: back that I get the flop sweat. I know I'm bombing.

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Speaker 1: If that little trickle of sweat I have, I have

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Speaker 1: four inches to save that, because why at the time

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Speaker 1: disperse into my butt, that's when there's no turning back.

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Speaker 1: But I have that that time between where it becomes

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Speaker 1: a bead of sweat that's heavy enough to slowly trickle down.

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Speaker 1: truth is, even if it like splashes into my asshole,

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Speaker 1: this two years ago. Not less than the honest honesty

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Speaker 1: I go wow. The audience is thinking this is awkward, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: It might not be what they're thinking, but it's close

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Speaker 1: enough to what the truth is, which is something bad happened,

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Speaker 1: and now this is weird. So for you going into

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Speaker 1: my phone? You can literally be on your phone and

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Speaker 1: if there's someone else there that you're like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: to feel more social, truly, you could go up to

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Speaker 1: me Nicki Glazer. This is Nicki Glazer. Where I'm in

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Speaker 1: right now because I am the word party Elicits nothing

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Speaker 1: but fear in me, Like when something when there's a

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Speaker 1: even eating the bag alone on my couch. Say what

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Speaker 1: and maybe you can't think of something, Nikki, I can't

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Speaker 1: expecting you too. But if you just say what's honest. Literally,

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Speaker 1: if the host comes up to you, you can say,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna leave, not because I'm not having fun,

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Speaker 1: but because I have social anxiety. Guess what. Social anxiety

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Speaker 1: is so common that if you just call out what

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Speaker 1: you're feeling, you could even say I literally like I

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Speaker 1: wrong bra, and I can't think of anything else. You

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Speaker 1: kind of a fun idea. Well, we should compare what

427
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 1: Alexa says and then what real life Ali. That's a

428
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: good idea. I just got an Alexa and I haven't

429
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: plugged it in yet because I just don't want I

430
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 1: want to make sure Siri knows that I'm dedicated to

431
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 1: her before I bring in up. I don't want to

432
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 1: be Polly uh Polly computer woman is. I wonder if

433
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 1: we could have Siri and Alexa have a conversation like,

434
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: Hey Alexa, say hi to Siri and then Hey, Siri,

435
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to that bit. If jobs told me

436
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't, computers are eventually going to be like funk

437
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,239
Speaker 1: that bitch, fuck Siri. Yeah, you were saying the other

438
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 1: day that love on the spectrum they kind of talk

439
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,199
Speaker 1: like computers. Yeah they do, and that we're maybe not

440
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: so far from computers. Yeah, I feel like they are

441
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 1: like whatever. I mean, it's I don't know, because they

442
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 1: don't they don't um, they don't have a sense of

443
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: they're not worried about what other people think about them,

444
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 1: so they just talk like this. It's kind of very

445
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: Michael talks like this, and like it is very Sometimes

446
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 1: they do sound like a little bit robotic. Yeah, yeah,

447
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: and uh and it sounds like a computer trying to

448
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 1: talk like a human. Yes, but but it's so like

449
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: some of them love to laugh. Some of the autistic

450
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: people on Love on the Spectrum love to laugh and

451
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: like crack jokes and like and some of them have

452
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: zero sense of humor. Like Michael does not laugh. He

453
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 1: gets excited when people have the same is the best

454
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: character I've ever not. He does not understand jokes where

455
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: his mom is constantly laughing at everything he says, because

456
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: everything he says it's hilarious and she's cracking up. And

457
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: you know what, Michael had a beautiful moment in the

458
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 1: second episode that I want to highlight that reminded me

459
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: of stuff we talked about on the show where he

460
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: went to a speed dating event with neurotypical women and

461
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: then with also one autistic woman, the woman that he

462
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: ended up going on the date with, the one that

463
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 1: I just referenced, who's He told the thing about take

464
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: off your glasses and he was like, you look better

465
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: with classes. I thought that was a lovely thing to say.

466
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: You guys, you and Chris were like but I was like, no,

467
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: that's nice. He goes like I suspected, Yeah, he goes,

468
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: you look even better. So he was acknowledging that does

469
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: look better, which is a very honest statement. But that's

470
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: something you want to I want to tell you, like,

471
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 1: oh no, I would I think I think it would

472
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: love if some guy was like, god, you know, even

473
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 1: better equals you already look good to look even better.

474
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 1: It's like our friend Ari, when he puts classes on,

475
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: he doesn't have his beady of eyes right, they kind

476
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: of make his eyes. He looks handsome in both ways.

477
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: Ari is um I'm like attracted to Ari, uh like,

478
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: and I always he's married and he has such low

479
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 1: self esteem when it comes to his body image and

480
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: his but yeah, we'll show his body all the time.

481
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: But he's like hot. Ari's hot. I probably would have

482
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: had a crush on Ari if you were not married. Yeah,

483
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: well maybe he'll get divorced soon as a kid now

484
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: and if I like her too, But but I always

485
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: want to let Ari know, like you're hot. Ari, I'd

486
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 1: probably like be like trying to like, i'd be crushing

487
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: on you if you were single. I just wanted him

488
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: to know that he'll probably hear this. I feel that

489
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: way about Anya's boyfriend Matt. I was like, Matt, you're hot.

490
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: That was kind of an autistic move by you to

491
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: just say that. He took off his mask, and I

492
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: was just like, Jesus, Matt, you're hot. I was like,

493
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: I like, good jobs. And my friend Manya, like, what

494
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 1: do you feel about that? Noah? If like, I was

495
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 1: with Ari and you were just in the other room

496
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: doing something and I didn't say it because you weren't

497
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: in the room, but let's say, sorry, you were in

498
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: the was in the other room. I was with Av.

499
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: You were in the other room, but it wasn't like

500
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 1: I said it because you were another room, but you

501
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: like heard me and I go, Noah, good job. I

502
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: had told he's so hot, and like, okay, good because

503
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: you know that it's not coming from like it's coming

504
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: from a place of like if you didn't exist and

505
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: I just saw this guy, would be like I want

506
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: to stick around and sit behind him at Starbucks and

507
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: and wait for him to maybe turn around look at

508
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: me him. Yeah but ham but if yeah, so I

509
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: just I didn't think it was I think he appreciated

510
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: it because Matt, I know, also like doesn't think he's

511
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: hot as as hot as he is, and he's like, seriously,

512
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: a good look at you. No. I think Ari and

513
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: I are very similar. We are not very secure. Although

514
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: people will maybe you're much more secure than as you

515
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: know you're hot. I don't. I really don't like. I

516
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: really don't like. Honestly, I don't feel hot right now.

517
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I feel a little flabby, and

518
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm just like but I'm kind of like leaning into

519
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: I feel comfortable whatever. It's like a whole thing. But

520
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I don't feel hot. I just feel okay with completely

521
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: okay with that. Do you feel hot when Brenna helped

522
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: Brenna looks at you and handles that's nice. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah,

523
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: but I don't think about it that much. So when

524
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: it is said, I feel like we should normalize girlfriends

525
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: and wives telling their husbands that they're attractive, because I

526
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: don't think they hear it enough or that were like

527
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: just men in general, Like it doesn't mean that she

528
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: wants to fuck you. It just means like, hey, you're

529
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: like a hot guy. You know that right? Like you

530
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: should we should celebrate that because I don't think men

531
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: hear it from their guy friends ever. And so there's

532
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: actually a reddit that I just saved the other night

533
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: that I'm going to do on Reddit dumb next week

534
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: that touches on exactly that. Where men are not complimentary

535
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: enough to their guy friends, girls get it a lot

536
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: from their girlfriends. We shower each other are in compliments um,

537
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: which are mostly insecurities about us, like God, I wish

538
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: I had your skin? Why is your waist so small?

539
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: I want that? But like, men need to do that

540
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: for each other, do it somewhat like before we'll go

541
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: out at night, at least in your twenties, when you

542
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: go out with your four guy friends, you're like, what,

543
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: sure you're gonna wear? Oh you're gonna wear that stripe one?

544
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: Oh you look good in that man? Oh your arms

545
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: look big in that yeah, like I say stuff like that,

546
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: or man, your cock is really throbbing through the gene.

547
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: I just I really am reluctant to comment on guy's

548
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 1: muscles popping because I just don't want the men that

549
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to date spending more time at the gym.

550
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: Like it just doesn't. It looks good, it feels good,

551
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: but it doesn't. It doesn't. I don't want more of it,

552
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: just like I don't I don't want I think that

553
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: a lot of times, you know, I'm just projecting. But

554
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: when people are like, wow, you look like you lost

555
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: a little weight, I'm like, I want to keep going.

556
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: I want to leave it even more because this is

557
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: I just wanted to just go. I just want you

558
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: to stay that way. It's almost like when you're in

559
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: sex and you're like, oh, this is good, and then

560
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: they get faster and you're like, no, just like keep

561
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: that exactly that. It's like when you get a haircut

562
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: and you're like, hey, I just want a trim, and

563
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: then they go okay, and then they cut more and

564
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: it's like no, I just I always say I want

565
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: way less than I want. Always go at least like

566
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: say you want a fourth of what they're actually what

567
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: you actually want, because then they'll always do more. It's interesting.

568
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. That's definitely something with the psyche.

569
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll get told my body looks good, and then

570
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: I go, Okay, well I've done enough. That's the other thing.

571
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: That and you also because you've usually like like gone

572
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: to workout classes every day and eating healthy and been

573
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: on this like diet, that's making you like I can't

574
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: have the foods I want And it's like so then

575
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: when you finally let yourself off the hook, you go

576
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: so hard into other things. It's about like still get

577
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: to eat pizza you don't need, Like dieting is not

578
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: gonna last. There's always gonna be the pendulum will swing

579
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: the other way. What is a good compliment, like a

580
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: good ton of compliment to give a guy from a

581
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: girl's perspective. Let's say someone in my jiu jitsu class,

582
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: right who happens to be like cute or whatever. But

583
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't want him to think I'm trying to flair

584
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: with him. I just want to give him an honest

585
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: compliment to like pay it for jujitsu, do it at

586
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: that time, like supermarket or something what's like a platonic

587
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: I think maybe saying listen, I'm saying this with no

588
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: like I have a boyfriend. I just know that men

589
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: probably don't get as many compliments as they deserve. And

590
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: I hope you know that, Like you're a really attractive guy,

591
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,479
Speaker 1: and I hope you're on the dating apps putting this

592
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: outfit out there because you need to take a picture

593
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: of yourself today and put it on the dating apps

594
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: because this is what women are really going to respond to.

595
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: You look great today, and even preface it with like,

596
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship, I'm not hitting on you, and

597
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: and I think say that again, lead with like honesty,

598
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: like I feel like you might not hear this a

599
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: lot because men don't compliment each other. But Brad, you're

600
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: a good looking guy. Do you have a girlfriend? No,

601
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm just honestly, this look that you have right now,

602
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: I should take a picture of you, afford it to

603
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: you so you can put it on your bumble because

604
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: this is you're a good looking guy. I do that

605
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: a lot to guys of like, we need to capture this,

606
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: this needs to you need. Women should take pictures of

607
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: men in their lives because men never take have good

608
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: pictures women. That's the big thing. Women need friends that

609
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: are single. Take pictures of your friends and air drop them,

610
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: or like a guy at the store, or like to

611
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: be like and that might be a good way to

612
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: hit on a guy. Be like, are you on dating apps?

613
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: Because you need to capture this look right now, like

614
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: you're hot, Like this is some this is a swipe

615
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: right for sure, this look. And guys don't have a

616
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: lot of pictures of themselves. You always take a picture

617
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: of you and just quickly air drop it because you

618
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: need to like you need to die. That's a great pup.

619
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: That broccoli really brings out your green eyes. Yeah, it's hot,

620
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: can yeah? I um yeah, hold that broccoli up. That

621
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: would be a funny picture. So of a fish, just

622
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: like a big My friend and I who's one of

623
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: the camera people or the people following us around with cameras.

624
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: She is on a st less dating app and we

625
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: were screenshotting. I was just on it last night, not

626
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: even combing for like a guy, but like just looking

627
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: for funny things to make fun of. I gotta to

628
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: share some of these things that these guys you never

629
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: you never finished what with the this it's funny to room,

630
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: but just knocked on the door. Worried. I thought we

631
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: had an intruder. Wait, what did I not find? Very

632
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: short intruder who's crawling towards the door? Um No. On

633
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: Love and the Spectrum, there was one thing from okay,

634
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Um uh. He said that he

635
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: was talking to his mom about speed dating, and on

636
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: speed dating, he wrote down three women that were his

637
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: top choices. He only got one match, and Heather is

638
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: the one that was autistic, and he kind of, I think,

639
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: wanted these other two girls that were also just neurotypical,

640
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: and he didn't match with them, and he was really

641
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: bummed about it that he only got the autistic girl.

642
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: I think, and um. And then a couple of days later,

643
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: he's like, mom, and it's like the day of his

644
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: date with Heather, the autistic girl, and he's like, at first,

645
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: I was very upset that I did not match with

646
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: my other two choices, and his mom's cracking up. She's like,

647
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: don't Michael, don't say this. He's like, at first I didn't.

648
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: I was really mad that it was just Heather. And

649
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: then I thought about it and the more, and then

650
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: when I talked to Heather on the phone today. I

651
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: realized it was actually for the best that I didn't

652
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: match with them, because I really don't have as much

653
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: in common with those girls as I do Heather, And

654
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: after talking to her, I realized he like he was

655
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: able to with no like reading a self work book

656
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: or like listening to David Goggans, he was able to

657
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: realize that this thing that he thought he didn't want,

658
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: the failure of not matching with these two neurotypical girls

659
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: actually made him steered him in the direction that was

660
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: the best outcome for him, which was this girl that

661
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: he actually like, I was more excited about than he

662
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: would have ever thought. And it was just beautiful that

663
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: he was able to do that on his own. And

664
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Speaker 1: he he asked her right away on the first day

665
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: to didn't He ask her how many matches she got

666
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 1: and she's like, I got three, And he goes, I

667
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: got one, and she goes, oh, that's interesting. She's just

668
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: too so. She wasn't like, you only got one, Oh

669
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: you're not as valuable. She didn't judge it. She was

670
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: just like, interesting. It was just so cute. I love

671
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: that show so much. If if I hadn't sold you

672
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: on that show. Yet what do you I mean, what

673
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: you even listened to this? I thought the show was

674
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: a different show for something. There was a one where

675
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: they went on a dating around New Orleans. That's what

676
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: I thought, dating around, That's what I thought that show was.

677
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: So that's why I never checked. You believe you haven't

678
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: seen the first season. It's my favorite show. I think

679
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: it's my favorite show that's ever been better than Veep.

680
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: It's just heartwarming, so beautifully shot and just um my buddy,

681
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: he brought up, He's like I finally watched started watching

682
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,239
Speaker 1: Ted lad So and I was like, oh you like that.

683
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: There's not a show love on the spectrum. And then

684
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: I described he goes those shows have nothing like are

685
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: both so heartwarming? They are doing me to do my

686
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: ted Lasso as we get into the news, Uh, never

687
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: went over your bumble though the dating night. I'll save

688
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: it for a final. Okay, this is my ted Lasso

689
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: beginning the theme song. Whenever I'm watching Ted Lasso and

690
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: like anyone asked me a question like hey, will you

691
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: grab me as ZV, I'm like he I'm thinking of

692
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: the sound like it sounds like a horse, like losing

693
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: its virginity. I'm out all right, apparently here we go.

694
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: Sound like that. That's great for something. Um, you're already

695
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 1: here first. I hope you're having All the swells out

696
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: there are gonna have a great weekend. It's pretty much

697
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: the last weekend for you to jump on a boat,

698
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: go out with your friends. I don't know climate change

699
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: is really keeping things. There was a dy degrees here yesterday.

700
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: It was nuts. Probably got three more months to get

701
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: on a boat. Just you know, let your hair back,

702
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: Get on one of those wakeboards right around the little

703
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: big get on a tube, you know, do stuff or

704
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: don't just go walk your dog around the block. Yeah,

705
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: and look at those people. Yeah, all right. A study, Yeah,

706
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: if you can't go on TikTok and watch people, wait

707
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: for it. Hell yeah, dude, parks bonifit forever. I don't

708
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 1: know what that's for people out there. Okay. A study

709
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: declares that a horny chimp masturbating with a manmade sex

710
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: toy a discarded plastic bottle, could be the first So

711
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: a chimp recently started having sex. Good news about plastics

712
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: entering the environment. Yeah, recycling by putting on a monkey

713
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: a cock sleeve or of Okay, So, oh my god,

714
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: there's like a drawing the monkey using the plastic bottle.

715
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: What wasn't what I wonder if it was like a

716
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: m how big monkey penises? Are we talking like a

717
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: or a gatorade or like a vitamin water? Yeah, well

718
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 1: Gatoray Vitamin want is probably similar. But I heard of

719
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: one using like a frog before, like a frog's mouth.

720
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: Oh who did that? I don't know. I just like

721
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: I think if it's either an old wives, an old

722
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: chimp's tail or I just remember there's some like there's

723
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: some video of it or something I did not. I

724
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: don't want to see that. That sounds like so sad

725
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: could have been into it. But this is the best

726
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: plastics news I've heard ever, Like there's no good things

727
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: coming out of plastics being in the world. Well there's.

728
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: You know what's nice is they're going to bottle this

729
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: and sell it on Is it? Does it? Is it

730
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: fat burning and carbon carb killing? It kills carb from

731
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: the St. Louis Zoo to your child's mouth. Okay. Much

732
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: like humans, male apes are more apt to masturbate during

733
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: times of stress or when they're unable to find a

734
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: mate to help them relive. Relieve their RELI and yeah,

735
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: there are also no into forge for paraphernalia to assist

736
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: with self pleasures, such as leaves, fruit and other organic objects. Oh,

737
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: they pull a little call me by your name. Yeah,

738
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: they'll have sex with a peach act. Uh, that's something

739
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: you can complement your platonic friend for doing. For twenty

740
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: five seconds he made pelvic thrusting movements into the bottle

741
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: how many seconds which he had positioned flat on the

742
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: ground in front of him. I'm telling you we laugh

743
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: at these monkeys, right like, Oh, I can't believe this

744
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: monkey is doing that. We do it every day we

745
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: were I'm not laughing. I think we're impressed that monkeys

746
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: are using tools to masturbate. Like I think it's like

747
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: a anthropological or like whatever it is to study chips.

748
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: I think that Jane Goodall would be like, you know,

749
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: really excited about this, not like being like what I do.

750
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: We put a pocket pussy in the middle of the

751
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 1: Amazon and sees what's see what happens? If I had

752
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: a pet chimp, I would absolutely buy them sex toys

753
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: and things to fuck. But then people would put that

754
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: on you, like why are you doing that to the

755
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: monk and sexualizing the monkey. Why are you jerking off

756
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: the monkey? I mean, don't people jerk off horses to

757
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: get horse? Come? Well, I told you that those dogs

758
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: would get jerked off. There was a person's it would

759
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: jerk off the dog until right before it came in.

760
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Where do I sign up? Where do I submit my resume?

761
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: You could just do it right here with Luigi on camera. Well,

762
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: that happened one time accidentally. It wasn't an accident, but

763
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: it absolutely was. I thought I was trying to trick

764
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: his penis into going back in its sheath because it

765
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: was out, and I was using his own paw to

766
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: stimulate around the penis to scare it back in its hole.

767
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: But instead it just caused enough friction that it made

768
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: him splooge luge, luge, splooged. Wait wait what Luigi got

769
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: a red rocket During a podcast taping on Not Safe

770
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: on My Show and Dancing Germaine and Brian Franchie, my

771
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: podcast co host, were like, it was red broke, it's out,

772
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, guys, shut up, like I've already

773
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: been told by the vet that his penis, like the

774
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: skin around his penis is too big. The hole is

775
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: too big. It's got cut or something. Um, I don't know,

776
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: like those who had those scissors that caught it that way. No, um,

777
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: it got the whole is too big. So his penis

778
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: like slides his red rocket slides out more than other

779
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: dogs does, and so I was like stop and sometimes

780
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: it just goes back in fast, like if they just

781
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: get on horny. So I took his own paw to

782
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: like tap around his penis to make it scared back

783
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: in so that they would stop being children and being

784
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: like it's red broken the lipstick. So I was like

785
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: took Luigi's own paw and like jerked luis pretty and

786
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: then there's some white stuff that came out of Luigi's

787
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: penis hole, and we all were horrified because I jerked

788
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: my own dog off with his own paw. Case, Claus,

789
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: how many paw did you give the dog? Like it

790
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: literally I was just tapping around it and we were

791
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: laughing because I was like go in, go in, and

792
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: I was just like just I wasn't like doing it hard,

793
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: and I wasn't using my own hand, you know, I

794
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: was using his paw and it just yeah, And I

795
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: wasn't using his nails either. I was using like the

796
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: paw pads so that it wouldn't hurt it or everything. Um,

797
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: and so it just yeah and it um it, it's

798
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: all right. Um. I'm so into hand jobs lately, by

799
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: the way, but like I feel like hand jobs are

800
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: my new anal of Like I can't believe I'm doing

801
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: them all the time. Not all the time, but like

802
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: they're my favorite thing. You just like feeling a cock

803
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: in your hand, well, you know, like I usually like

804
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: to lay back and just get it, you know, like

805
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: have someone do stuff to me and I do nothing,

806
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: Like I just like to have my vagina just like

807
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: worked on while I do nothing. Right. Um, And then

808
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: I realized, like I want to be that. I like

809
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: that doesn't always have to just be me doing nothing.

810
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: Like I like the idea of my partner laying back

811
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: and doing nothing while I just do give him like

812
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: a happy ending and like he literally just like sits

813
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: back and it's just like he's laying out in the

814
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: sun and I just use a lot of lube and

815
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: just I get to just and I'm just doing whatever

816
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: i want and I'm just like playing with it, like

817
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: and it just there's no like pressure on me to

818
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: be like this needs to be like he does it

819
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: or he and like I have gotten feedback of like

820
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: that is was is amazing. Do you play like musus

821
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: like we just like talk and like it's really like

822
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: it's it's weird. There's like more eye contact, it's like

823
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: more connected. It's like it's really, um no, we are

824
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: going to incorporate that. I'm gonna try. Um, I have

825
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: analgene that I might be able to fit him inside.

826
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: The next story, there was a guerrilla going down on

827
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: another grilla at a zoo the other day in front

828
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: of kids. It's pretty amazing to learn about the birds

829
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: and the beds from a guerrilla. I mean they were

830
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: probably just laughing being like you it's eating, it's you know,

831
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: like it's probably like it's eating it's poopoo or whatever,

832
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I hope kids don't

833
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 1: know what that is. Like, I hope a kid wasn't

834
00:41:53,880 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: like mom, that girl is going down giving oral like

835
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: he knows way too. That's hilarious. That is fucking funny. Andrew,

836
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: thanks Nick. All right. So the next story, Britney Spears

837
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: celebrates the end of her father Jamie's thirteen year conservators

838
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: by going up in a plane for the first time.

839
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something though, what I what I

840
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: think if the theory the conspiracy that they control her Instagram,

841
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: if it went from her showing her tits and dancing

842
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: to her now she flies a plane, like are we

843
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: gonna get it? Is the future, Britney spears is like

844
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: next she's doing physics, like she's done like showing her

845
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: body because brit is going to k Yeah, this girl, Britney,

846
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: She's going to be like at a chalkboard, like goodwill hunting,

847
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: solving some kind of equation. It's problem. Listen, you're making

848
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: it sound like a woman who shows her tips also

849
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: can't fly a plane. And we know that's true, so

850
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: we already know that's true. I'm gonna have at that.

851
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: But it is. It is interesting, like she's man, she's

852
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: every woman. I love that she's taking flying. She's I'm

853
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: a little worried that I don't know that she's someone

854
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: I would trust flying me around. I'm just saying I'm

855
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: certain people are good at certain things. I would not

856
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: have thought she was good at like math things, But

857
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: my my, I guess which I think you have to be,

858
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: like very good at math? But now that conservatives you

859
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: know that word which I probably shouldn't have one because

860
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: I can't say that word. Um, that proves that you

861
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: need one. If they just go pronounced this word, they

862
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 1: go conservatives, I take my money. Um No. But maybe

863
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: like in three months from now we go. You know what,

864
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: maybe that Brittey Spears always was a pilot, like now

865
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: that it's over, so maybe we're judging her. I know

866
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: a lot about our girl Britt in terms of like

867
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: the book she reads, like the things she likes, and

868
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: I just and I remember watching a video recently where

869
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: she was like talking about and she was homeschooled, Like

870
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: maybe she was really into math and like technical things,

871
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: but I would I think that she's more an artistic person.

872
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: And I just know that if she were my friend

873
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: and we're like I just learned how to flat plane,

874
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: like will you come up there with me? Like I

875
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 1: would not like Carlisle take me in a plane, even

876
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: if carl I was like Nikki, I've been learning and

877
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: Carlos smart as funk, but not in that way. I

878
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't trust me. And I had a friend who couldn't

879
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: drive stick shift and like he literally couldn't he he

880
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: always stalled out, even though he bought, uh, some kind

881
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: of doesn't mean she's dumb one. And I also said

882
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: we should all challenge ourselves to do things that are

883
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: scary to us. But I also said, don't do what

884
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 1: things if they mean that you might die. So I'm

885
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: standing by the fact that I don't want to fly

886
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: with Britney Spears. I'll fly with it, but I do

887
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: have to say that I was scared to scuba dive

888
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: at one point, and I was going to Thailand to

889
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: visit my ex boyfriend, and I was trying to be

890
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: like adventurous girl and also I did I love the ocean.

891
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: That didn't interest me to learn. But I also was

892
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: like that is something for like really technical people, people

893
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 1: that are good with math, and like, yeah, at least

894
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: I just assume that there's tanks, there's like a lot

895
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: of like equipment, you know, and I'm just very simple,

896
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: like you're dead sure, Like there's a lot of you

897
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: were scared to do it too, scared um. But I

898
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: saw that Paris Hilton was able to do it, and

899
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: I knew that I have the same kind of brain

900
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: as her, and I was like, Okay, if she's able

901
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: to do it. I can learn to. And so are

902
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: you taking flying lessons? Is that what you're saying. No,

903
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't have an interest in flying. But if I did,

904
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: and I saw that Britney could do it, I'd say

905
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: I I think that maybe she. I don't know. I'm

906
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: just like I. I could do fly. I bet I

907
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: could fly plane, but I just wouldn't I would trust

908
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: myself to fly plane with my No, I wouldn't even

909
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: trust myself. I don't know what I'm saying. I could

910
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: see you flying a plane and I'm proud of our girl.

911
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: You're just cuddling up in the chair sleeping. I'm like, Nikki,

912
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: you gotta you're you gotta wake up. I know I

913
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 1: planes make me too sleepy. That would fall asleep with

914
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: the sounds. Just be the autopilot, and I just I

915
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: can't be in that much control it gives. It gives

916
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: me too. But maybe I would be good at that

917
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: because I do love to drive when you know, I

918
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: like being in control obviously, all right? Next story Angelina

919
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 1: Joe Lee and the Weekend. I know fuel dating rumors

920
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: with another dinner date. No, I don't like this. I'm sorry,

921
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: I've heard the weekends like not a nice guy. Yeah,

922
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: I used to walk dogs in the building he lived

923
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 1: in and he I think where did I hear that? Though,

924
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: Like I'm just saying, like maybe from me from this

925
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: maybe No I've heard like not, I've just like, I

926
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: would not want my friend to date the weekend based

927
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: on things that I don't even remember where I heard them.

928
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say I plead actually ignorance on this

929
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: and that unless I have my facts straight, I'm happy

930
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: for her. Well, I can tell you just being in

931
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: his uh like in the lobby at the same time,

932
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: the same lobby as the weekend. Now, granted this isn't

933
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm not allegedly I feel this way. No, I could

934
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: feel like an aura of dick holeness from him, but

935
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: he could just be a serious guy. Things very serious,

936
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: but you know, seriously, Yeah, he was in the lobby

937
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: and they were setting up the paparazzi photos and they

938
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: were waiting for the paparazzi to show up so that

939
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: they could walk out, And then I walked down. I

940
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: got in US magazine. Yeah, you're in that looking like

941
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,959
Speaker 1: Bigfoot in the background. That's a great shot. You gotta

942
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: put that on your Instagram did honestly remind people that

943
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: it's so funny, But um, Angelina's only I just want

944
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: her to be with someone that, you know what. She

945
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 1: she's a badass bitch, and I know she's doing things

946
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: that are only good for her right now and her family.

947
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: So I actually trust that this is the right move

948
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: for her. And you know, I just I thought she

949
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: was older than six. But I thought she was older

950
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: because she had six kids. I don't know her, however,

951
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: she's been famous for so long that you think that

952
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: she's probably famous in her mid to late twenties. Now,

953
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: she's been famous since she was like eighteen, probably, But

954
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: I guess you know, you date someone you have six

955
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: kids already, you just want to have fun. You suck

956
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: the weekend on. He's thirty one. It would be kind

957
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: of hot, like a little yeah, you know, freaking Mrs

958
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: Robinson kind of thing. And you know what, I bet

959
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 1: that whatever he might, whatever stories I might have heard

960
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: about him in relationships with other women, he might not.

961
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: There's certain women that these kind of guys or I'm

962
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: not I feel like I heard that he was just

963
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: like not that kind to his girlfriend's maybe like just

964
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: emotionally or something in the in different lobbies. And I

965
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm basing this off of, So this

966
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: could be completely I could be talking about the week day.

967
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: It could have been like the guy that wrote that

968
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: coming up on a Tuesday song. I could be conflating this,

969
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: So just let me know that, like I don't ever

970
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: go off of like Nikki Glazer said, the weekend sucks.

971
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm getting this from, but let's

972
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: say he does. Let's say we live in a world

973
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: where he does suck. I think that sometimes those kinds

974
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: of guys can be with a woman that like Angelia

975
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: and Julie and they'll treat her like a She would

976
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: never know that until way down the line, when like,

977
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: sometimes guys don't become the worst versions of themselves in

978
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: a relationship until like I've heard about guys were like

979
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: I got a girl that I know dated this guy

980
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: who was like so emotionally and verbally abusive to her

981
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: that I mean, I couldn't even look at this guy

982
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: in the face when I would run into him in public.

983
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: And then he ended up they broke up, Thank god,

984
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: she got away. He ends up dating this woman who

985
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: is super famous and who I know. He puts on

986
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: a pedestal and he's a he's a fucking prince. And

987
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: I hear her talk about him, and it's like, that

988
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: is not the same guy, and she probably won't see

989
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: that version of that guy until it's until a long ways. No,

990
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: not in the time that this guy took in between girls. No,

991
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: he can't. But maybe but maybe, um, but maybe he

992
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: did like eighteen times Ascaska eighteen times or something on them.

993
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: They could just like The Weekend wants to he's producing

994
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: now the show on HBO. Yeah, I don't know. All right,

995
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: let's get let's take a quick break and come back

996
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: with why do I care? Sp Oh sports? Alright, it's

997
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: our weekly sports moment. Oh boy, are you sitting now?

998
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm Nikki. Yeah, I always am. Well, get up because

999
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: you're gonna get excited for this one. Okay, here's Andrew's

1000
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: weekly sports moment. Oh boy, she's up, folks, She's ready.

1001
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: The St. Louis Cardinals. Oh yeah, what did we did?

1002
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 1: We win again? We lost last night? Sit down, Yeah,

1003
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: the streak is over. I can stop wearing these underwear. Then.

1004
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: I love how comfortable our little chairs are because it

1005
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: takes us like seconds to get up and we're really

1006
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: sunken in these things. Um. Yeah, So they lost it

1007
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: to Brewers seventeen games in a row, which is the

1008
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: longest streak from a National league since nine So we

1009
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: damn well that is a huge accomplishment. God damn at

1010
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: those fucking Brewers. I do feel like if you're dating

1011
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: a man who's a big Cardinals fan, sex is gonna

1012
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: be better during a nice streak, you know what I mean,

1013
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: Like things that are gonna all gonna be be nicer

1014
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: when when their team's winning. I feel like, if you

1015
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 1: out there, when did they lose? What time? Last night?

1016
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: Because I was with a Cardinals fan last night and

1017
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: the mood shifted at one point, And I wonder it's

1018
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: because if you looked at the phone and looked at

1019
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: the square, are you paying attention to the game? Were

1020
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: you at all invested in this? No? I was invest

1021
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm only not invested because I'm doing this camera thing,

1022
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: But I um, I generally would. I was very I

1023
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: love a good street. Who doesn't love a streak? Everyone loves?

1024
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: I mean the Maggio fifty six games in a row,

1025
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: he hits safely snatchat for some reason. They actually they're

1026
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: algorithms supports. Like they did a thing called streaks, were

1027
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: like every day you you talk to someone, and then

1028
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: if you talk like they go like two days streak.

1029
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: You guys have messaged each other, and it keeps people

1030
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: wanting to keep streaks live. So it keeps people on

1031
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: the app because people love streaks. Oh my god, so

1032
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 1: we're probably at like thirty what do you mean our

1033
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: streak of talking to each other not on Snapchat but

1034
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: just in real life. I think we skipped a couple

1035
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: of days last year. Yeah, maybe, yeah, we were. We

1036
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: had some We've read some pretty good streaks though, we did.

1037
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: We definitely have, do you Yeah? I wonder like if

1038
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: if we could take a poll of like different sports. Yeah,

1039
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: they always stay on the super Bowl. It's like when

1040
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: domestic violence goes up because teams lose. Like it's like

1041
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: you've never heard that. Oh yeah, I mean men's attitudes

1042
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: are really they're they're very much. Uh. That's why I

1043
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 1: said when Norm McDonald died, like reach out to the

1044
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: the middle aged white men in your life, because I

1045
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: haven't met one that doesn't love Norm McDonald and he's

1046
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: probably suffering today and thus people in his life will

1047
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: suffer because he's in so much pain that he might

1048
00:52:58,239 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: not be able to express because he's the middle aged

1049
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: white man, you know, like and especially like Yeah, sports,

1050
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: you guys put so much. I mean some days you

1051
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: go out and play golf, and if you have like

1052
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: a little off of a day, I can sense it,

1053
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: Like everything in the way you close a cabinet like

1054
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: impacts you. But the same way that I sleep at

1055
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: night sometimes in fact, like I'll think about why I

1056
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: wasn't good, But what about a team losing? Have you

1057
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: ever but affected that way? No, I've never been like, uh,

1058
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: one of these because you know what it is. I

1059
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: think like if you're raised in a city, like if

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00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: I was raised here in St. Louis, would be a

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00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: Cardinals guy. But I was raised two hours away from

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00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: big sports teams in Florida, so I didn't. I kind

1063
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: of was a Heat fan, and I was kind of

1064
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: a Magic fan. I was a Dog fan and a

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00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: little bit of a Tampa Bay Bucks fan. So you

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00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: don't like rest all of it on one team, so

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00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: you always have another one that might be it helps

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00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: to be from that city, you know, people, Look, that's

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00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: my city. That's my city on my back kind of thing. Swifties, Uh,

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00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: we we get very invested and not so much me,

1071
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: but the community gets very invested in like Taylor Swift

1072
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: winning like the kids Toy Awards and you have to vote,

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00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: and if she doesn't win, they're like, like they read

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00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: it like very upset on her BF and I don't.

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00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: She's the only thing that I can think of that

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00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: I care about as much as men care about sports,

1077
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: and I don't feel like if something, you know, if

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00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: she got pregnant. Honestly, I might react like the Cardinals

1079
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: lost the streak, because for me, that's going to make

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00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: her go off on a path that I can't relate to,

1081
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a little bit devastating. That's gonna

1082
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: end my stew months from them, I know, I'll be

1083
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: like I I honestly I might be open to it.

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00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: At Taylor there was a picture of Taylor Swift though

1085
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: at Lena Denham's wedding. It's just her back and her ponytail,

1086
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: because like you know, she's very private. But um, I

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00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: almost bought the dress that she was wearing because I

1088
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: follow this account that that posts every single outfit that

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00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift wears, there will be like a sliver of

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00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: her jeans in a TikTok video that she does, and

1091
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: someone will find out the exact kind of gene. Like

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00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: she'll be wearing an earring that you see a second

1093
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: of through her her hair, like a part in her hair,

1094
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: like a little piece of strand of hair, and they

1095
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: will zoom in and find the exact airing. It's amazing

1096
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: what this this Instagram account does. So anyway, I before

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00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: I saw the pictures of Lenda Dunham's wedding, I saw,

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00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: uh that this account that tells you what Taylor was

1099
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: wearing said that to to Lena Dunham's winning she wore

1100
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: this dress and here was the link to the dress,

1101
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: and the dress is like seven dollars. But I was like,

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00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,959
Speaker 1: I would love this dress in my life. I would

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00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: keep it forever, Like yeah, it's just like looks like

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00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 1: like I couldn't really wear it on stage, but it

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00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 1: would be like just a nice dress to wear and

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00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: dates or like just just a nice dress to have

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00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: weddings of course, and like I never know what to

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00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: wear to wedding, So like if Taylor was wearing its

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00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: wedding it's good. So I was like about to buy it,

1110
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: and I go, let me just see what it looks

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00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: like on her, and like because we have a similar body.

1112
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: And then I looked at the picture and it was

1113
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: what the bridesmaids were all wearing. It wasn't like her,

1114
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: so it was just like it was Lena picked it out,

1115
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: and I love Lenda Dunham, but I'm not going to

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00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: buy a dress unless Taylor as like, you know, it's

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00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: bride'may dresses are you know, notoriously what the woman wearing

1118
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: them does not want to be wearing and just has

1119
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: to because it's the bride's choice. It is interesting, like

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00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: anything Taylor wears like that company, we'll have a spike

1121
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: in sales and be like, why is my dog bone

1122
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: necklace selling? You know what I mean? I mean we

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00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: I don't know the same fashion senses are really like

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00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: I don't love a lot of the things she wears

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00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: just because she's in a different air. I'm like more

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00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: in her lover I want to wear everything she wore

1127
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: during her lover era, and now she's in a more

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00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: folklore like she's in love, so she's not doesn't need

1129
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: to be like sexual as much. I think maybe that's

1130
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: my projection of it, but um, yeah, like I would.

1131
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,879
Speaker 1: I bought a necklace in an eighth grade. I asked

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00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: for Christmas a necklace that I saw an Entertainment Weekly

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00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: magazine that Jennifer Anderson was wearing in a picture with

1134
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt and George Clooney that she was at a

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00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: m at a runway show and my and back then,

1136
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 1: it would just say like the designer name, and then

1137
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: the cost. It would be like you know, business Jewels,

1138
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: sixty five dollars, and I remember we're being like, Mom,

1139
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: I want that for Christmas. My mom found the company

1140
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: called it and like ordered it like on this, and

1141
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: I got the same necklace as Jenniferranston that's in this picture.

1142
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: And I don't know what happened to it, but I

1143
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: loved it for so long, and so I've always been

1144
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm literally wearing I mean, this is pre all this

1145
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: ship that came out against Shila buff but you're wearing

1146
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: shoes that you saw Jean. I go, what are those nikes?

1147
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: And they were all white? And then I found either

1148
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: and I got ni, yeah you just know that person

1149
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: is cool or yeah, yeah, he's not a woman kicker.

1150
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: So those shoes are you know they're flush free. Let's

1151
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: get to fan trax Jesus Christ Tope love it. Oh

1152
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:54,439
Speaker 1: my god, I just saw that I got the song

1153
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 1: sent to me, the finished song. Oh. Very excited. Let's

1154
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: get the fan tracks though. Let's get to our first

1155
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: voice moment whatever it is. Okay, So our first message

1156
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: is from Lauren, who lives in St. Louis my sister.

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00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: Uh different Lauren, she don't even have your numb I

1158
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: haven't heard from Lauren in so long. I very excited. Hey, Nikki, Andrew,

1159
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: and Noah, this is Lauren from St. Louis, huge bestie here, UM,

1160
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: calling in for a myriad of reasons today, so please

1161
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: bear with me. First is I just wanted to say

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00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: thank you, um, thank you three for the unique perspective

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00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: that you bring to this world. You brighten my day,

1164
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: you make me laugh, you make me think about things differently. UM.

1165
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: I've recently been going back and listening to old episodes

1166
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: since I'm all caught up, UM, and I'm absolutely obsessed

1167
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: with each of you, and equally so thank you. Second,

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00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: I was at the show this weekend. You absolutely killed it,

1169
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: Nikki and Andrew, so amazing job. It was my first

1170
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: show seeing both of you, so I was really grateful

1171
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: for that, and till has been raving about you. And

1172
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: then thirdly, so funny little story. Um, I sat next

1173
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: to your second grade teacher at the show so quickly

1174
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: realized that and was jotting down notes of different things

1175
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: she was telling me about you, um, which I'm a

1176
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: huge fan, so I was seeking out majorly and was

1177
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: planning to tell you everything she shared with me, But

1178
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: as we both know, she stood up during the show

1179
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: and shared it with the entire crew podcast. Yes, it

1180
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: reminds me of something that you said a very long

1181
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: time ago, which was the audience will remember the beginning,

1182
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: the end and whatever made them uncomfortable. Hears to that

1183
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: and don't be guys, Lauren, thank you so much for

1184
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: going to the show. I mean, she is I mean,

1185
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: can we can you believe we have fans that are

1186
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: that sweet? Can hang out with Lauren? Can we be friends?

1187
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: Let's be friends? Dude? That is so freaking nice. Um.

1188
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: Mrs Erdmann was there. My second grade teacher did interrupt

1189
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: the show and I was talking about like I was

1190
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: a dork in high school, Like I know you guys

1191
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: all think I'm like some like slut that like got

1192
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: around and this is Erdmann. All of a sudden goes,

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01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: I know I was your teacher, and I was like,

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01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 1: who what teacher? She was like your second grade teacher,

1195
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, and I couldn't remember her name.

1196
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: I knew it started with an E. And also she

1197
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: got married and changed her name like halfway through, and

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01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: I thought, honestly, she did not look anything like the

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Speaker 1: woman I remember. Um, And she said that, I go,

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01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: did you remember me or did you like actually, like,

1201
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: because it's that was that was a long time ago.

1202
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: Do you really remember You've been teaching this whole time?

1203
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: Like it's funny that she like found a way to

1204
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: get She said, um, that I was very shy, and

1205
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: that that we had to do a poetry slam or something,

1206
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: and that I asked my mom if she could write

1207
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: it for me, and my mom called the school to

1208
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: talk to her. Anyway. She had a lot to say,

1209
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: but she was just taking a long time to say it.

1210
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: So it was I honestly, it was a little uncomfortable

1211
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 1: at times because she was like I was, I wanted

1212
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: to know what she remembered about me, because I don't

1213
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: even remember anything about me back then, And I was

1214
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: just like, let's just get her backstage so like she

1215
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: can tell me afterwards. And um, I wasn't able to

1216
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: talk to her after the show, but I did connect

1217
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: with her on Instagram and I'm going to have her

1218
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: on the show to ask her a couple of questions

1219
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: about what I was like, because I go, did you

1220
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: really remember me? Or are you just now remembering me

1221
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: because you know that like I'm famous, and so you

1222
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: like are making false memories to be like, oh I

1223
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: remember her and have all these stories like was I

1224
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: actually make an imprint on you then? Because I just

1225
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: thought it was like a nothing, like you have a

1226
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 1: different name and I don't recognize you know, she definitely

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01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: was my teacher. It was really cool. Um, let's get

1228
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: to the next story. Thank you so much Lauren for

1229
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: going to the show and saying such nice things. Next

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01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: voice message is from making it. Come to the show

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01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: in Atlanta on Saturday. Yeah, we have a show in

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01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: Atlanta that tickets are still available for a second show,

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01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: So if you know anyone in Atlanta, send them to

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01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 1: our show ten thirty at the some place in Atlanta.

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01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: Niki Layer at com Theater. Okay, here's Megan. You're like,

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01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: all right, Hi, Nikki, Andrew Noah. My name is Megan.

1237
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm twenty four. I'm from Seattle. I'm pretty new to

1238
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: this podcast, but I became obsessed right away because I

1239
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: listened to a ton of podcasts, and this one I

1240
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: relate to more than any other podcast I've listened to,

1241
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:35,959
Speaker 1: and you guys are obviously hilarious. I really wanted to

1242
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: come on here and be the person who was like,

1243
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 1: I've been listening from the very beginning, blah blah blah.

1244
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: But I honestly think I found you in the exact

1245
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: perfect time in my life, because I've always had kind

1246
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: of a drinking problem, and I think I wouldn't have

1247
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 1: been ready or have wanted to hear some of the

1248
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: things that you've said about so bri d. But in

1249
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 1: recent months, I've come to the realization that I need

1250
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: to change something or quit and I just did not

1251
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: know how. And when I started listening to the podcast,

1252
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: I felt like you talked about how amazing sobriety is.

1253
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: And when you brought up the Alan carbook, I ordered

1254
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: it Amazon overnight delivery and I read it in one

1255
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: day and I'm two weeks sober now, and I just

1256
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: feel like happy and free and I don't know if

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01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: that urged should drink and um yeah, and I'm just

1258
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: super thankful. Thank you for everything you do. UM, I

1259
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: love you guys, Megan, thank you so much for sharing that.

1260
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: I know that that voice message is going to like

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01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: reach someone who needs it, and like you just did

1262
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: a great service by like by calling and doing that,

1263
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: Like that wasn't just for us, but that I know

1264
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: one her, at least one person is going to hear

1265
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: that and be like that girl like sounds like she

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01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: was really dependent on drinking and probably never wanted to quit,

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01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: and yet she is feeling happy and free and she

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01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: read that book. Maybe I can do it. Um, thank

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01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: you for everything you said, especially the part about like

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01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: you're you felt a little weird about being late to

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01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: the show, but now like sometimes you're not ready to

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01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: hear like you know, I I am reluctant to go, oh,

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01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: get this book. Drinking is being sobers great spreading that message,

1274
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: because that can really deter someone because I used to

1275
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: never want to. I knew that stuff was out there.

1276
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: I knew the answer was out there, but I didn't

1277
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: want to hear it because I just wasn't ready. And

1278
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: sometimes you're not ready. I've said before, like you'll you'll

1279
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: never want to quit drinking. It's always like, especially if

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01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: you love drinking so much, it's it's always going to

1281
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: be a struggle. But sometimes you're you want to be

1282
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: open to the idea of a life without it. And

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01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: I think that's where you came in with that openness,

1284
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: and maybe you weren't there before. And thank you for

1285
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: trusting and for ordering that book and for like spending

1286
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: money on this wild idea that you could read a

1287
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: book and not want to do this thing that you

1288
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: reallyize so much on because it really does work. And yeah,

1289
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm just like, so I'm so happy for you to

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01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: be free of that of drinking. And it's there's a

1291
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 1: lot of stuff ahead for you because as someone who's

1292
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 1: coming up on ten years in December, like it both

1293
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: gets easier and harder, but harder in ways that you

1294
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: can now manage much easier because you're not drunk. And

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01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: so um, just if you ever need a boost of

1296
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: encouragement or those voices start creeping up again that you

1297
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: know tell you that oh it's normal, it's I can

1298
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: just have one all those things. Maybe that is true

1299
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,919
Speaker 1: for them, or maybe it's true for you. I don't know,

1300
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: but um, listen back to your message that you left us, like,

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01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 1: I hope that you save this this UM podcast because

1302
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: you're in a place right now that you can stay

1303
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: in if you want. And I just needed to hear

1304
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: that too, because when I just recently stopped smoking pot,

1305
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: and there have been times recently. I ran into a

1306
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 1: freshly packed bowl in my desk the other day and

1307
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: it smelled good, and I was anxious, and I was like,

1308
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: it would be so easy. This is almost a sign

1309
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: from God that I should. And then I was like,

1310
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: just remember how good it feels, like all the times

1311
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 1: that you felt so good that you're not doing it

1312
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: all the benefits, And I thought about that page I

1313
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: wrote down in my journal of all the bad things

1314
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: about pot, and like the things that pot takes away

1315
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: from my life so much that my hand was hurting,

1316
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 1: and I never even got to the list of good

1317
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 1: things that Pott did. And I was just like, you didn't, yeah,

1318
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 1: well that that those pages and I didn't even to

1319
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 1: go back and see them, the fact that they existed,

1320
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 1: and I knew that at one point I was able

1321
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: to make two or three pages of listing of things

1322
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: that pot is bad for made me close that drawer.

1323
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,919
Speaker 1: I didn't throw it away, so it's and don't write

1324
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: to me and say, Nikki, go throw that away. Listen.

1325
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: I almost like having like the opportunity to do it

1326
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: and choosing not to. And I could go back and

1327
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 1: do it if I want to, Like, relapse is a

1328
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 1: part of recovery, um, But for today, I know that

1329
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 1: like I've done the work to remind myself of all

1330
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: the things that takes from me. And I hope that

1331
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: you return to that voice memo and I hope that's

1332
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: your version of like the the journal, anything you like

1333
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: to add, and I think you you nailed it all.

1334
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: I just think, thanks for being honest and thanks for

1335
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 1: listening and and I don't know, it's just very touching.

1336
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: Like I literally, if I wasn't wearing any sunglasses, you

1337
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:41,440
Speaker 1: would probably see a little bit of crust I'm sleeping

1338
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: that you didn't wipe out. No, that's sweet, and like, no,

1339
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 1: it means a lot. I know, I got chills all

1340
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: over my body and I have to go shave my

1341
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: legs again because I just grew some hair from from

1342
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: that voice memo. No, let's take us into final thought.

1343
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: Do we have one more? Yeah? All right, here's a

1344
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: message from Chloe. Hey, I love the podcast. Um, I

1345
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: just realized something really embarrassing and I thought you guys

1346
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: would appreciate it. Um. So, I just recently like started

1347
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 1: dating someone and like they just spent the weekend at

1348
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:19,919
Speaker 1: my place for the first time, and I was recently

1349
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,320
Speaker 1: catching up on run the weekend getting too I Do,

1350
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 1: and left it out on my desk, and he definitely

1351
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: saw it, Like he definitely went to put his stuff

1352
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: down on the desk and saw a book that says

1353
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 1: getting to I Do with a huge fucking like Yeah,

1354
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of mortified. I don't know, it's just

1355
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: really cringe really, I don't know. Okay, make me feel better, Chloe,

1356
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 1: you didn't do anything wrong. The book cover sucks. Um. Also,

1357
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 1: just the more comfort, like if this guy stops hanging

1358
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: out with you wasn't meant to be, Like anyone who

1359
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: sees that book, it's definitely like, definitely kind of scary

1360
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: for certain guys. You can just say, I think you've

1361
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,720
Speaker 1: seen a book on my desk and I'm mortified that

1362
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 1: you saw it. Let me just tell you, I listened

1363
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: to this podcast and this girl is always talking about

1364
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 1: this book about like that's taught her how to really

1365
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: respect herself. But the title is embarrassing, and she always

1366
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: told me to get a book cover and I just

1367
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 1: hadn't gotten around to it. I'm really reading this book

1368
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,040
Speaker 1: because I'm learning to love myself. I promise you this

1369
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: is not I'm not one of these women in a

1370
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,840
Speaker 1: Nora Ephron film who's trying to like trick a man

1371
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: into loving me. I'm having a great time with you.

1372
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 1: And also maybe I don't know know it. Maybe don't

1373
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 1: say fucking anything and just be, uh, what do you think?

1374
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: I think? Just let it be, and if it comes

1375
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: up in the future, then say exactly what Nikki said

1376
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 1: or maybe even more depending how open you you guys are.

1377
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: Book should have a chapter about if a man sees

1378
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:58,639
Speaker 1: you reading this book, what to say. She should buy

1379
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 1: another book that has a tight like I just want

1380
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: to blow you all the time and never commit. That

1381
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 1: should be the fake cover. It comes with, Oh my god,

1382
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm dating lots of men and I'm a prize and

1383
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 1: I don't need any one man in my life and

1384
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 1: you need to prove your worth before you fuck me.

1385
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: That's what it says. That's a scarier book titled than

1386
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,800
Speaker 1: getting Do I do? Let me, Let me guarantee you

1387
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 1: it is not men. If you value yourself and say

1388
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,759
Speaker 1: I don't fun guys that aren't like really special, they'll

1389
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: try if they want to fuck you, they'll get really

1390
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: special and they'll be like, wow, I want to. We

1391
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 1: always want the thing that will make us feel like

1392
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: we're special. So if you value yourself and like think

1393
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 1: of yourself as a prize, that guy is gonna want

1394
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: to do what he can to earn you, just like

1395
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna do what you can to earn him, which

1396
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: is read a book about how to trick him into

1397
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: loving you. I mean, I think it's a pretty quick

1398
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,760
Speaker 1: test to figure out who you're getting, you know, who

1399
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: you're ending up with, You know what I mean? Like,

1400
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: how great of a test to be, like, oh, here's

1401
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: a book out if you run, fuck you If you're

1402
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: stay okay, that's a great sign to keep going. You know, Well,

1403
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: what did you feel when you found out that Brenna

1404
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: read Why Men Love Bitches? Um? I thought that Uh,

1405
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even look into it. I didn't even think

1406
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: about it exactly. So maybe maybe you were. You know,

1407
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 1: maybe you're doing research about books, dating books that women

1408
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: read like he doesn't. He can, he doesn't need to know,

1409
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,400
Speaker 1: and just keep following the book and it'll all work

1410
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:26,720
Speaker 1: out despite anything that you may leave out. He's not

1411
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: going to think, oh, that behavior must have been chapter four.

1412
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,720
Speaker 1: And if he does, that's like, oh, he has like

1413
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: weirdos and I bet his friends will be like, dude,

1414
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 1: you gotta fucking run. But like, if you keep following

1415
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: the stuff in the book, he can't. He will not

1416
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 1: be able to help himself. He'll still want you, despite

1417
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 1: all of that, to lean into it and buy thirty

1418
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: more books. Put him in every room, lean into it.

1419
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 1: And it's really a If anything, this is more of

1420
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 1: a reason to get a kindle or a do a

1421
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 1: digital copy of this book. But I love that man,

1422
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for reading these books. What I

1423
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,000
Speaker 1: couldn't find her? Did you hear that? Noah, No, I didn't,

1424
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,600
Speaker 1: it's not coming through. No. Siri just said sorry, I

1425
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,280
Speaker 1: couldn't find hurricane in your music. But if I misspelled it,

1426
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,440
Speaker 1: please let me know. I wait, did you said hurricane?

1427
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 1: Seen Unforgivable, that classic YouTube video the black GUYE in

1428
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: the woods and it's like black and white and he's like,

1429
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: what's the small and I was like, bitch, give me

1430
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: a shoulder. I watched it last night. Is so funny.

1431
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: Everyone go watch Unforgivable. It's a classic YouTube video and

1432
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 1: it's very aggressive, but it's it's a guy playing a

1433
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 1: funny character. And it was like one of the most

1434
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 1: It was one of the first viral videos. And I

1435
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: read the whole history of it last night. I went

1436
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: down a worm hole. Anyway, we gotta go. Don't be um.

1437
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 1: Oh day