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Speaker 1: Hello Internet, and welcome to this edition of I Well

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Speaker 1: my sunglasses. That shout out to Johnny Davis on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: not on Discord this time. Um mixing it up as

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Speaker 1: he says, uh, you know I love you love a

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Speaker 1: short show title. I'm Miles that is super producer and wow,

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Speaker 1: can you tell Daniel no longer works on this show

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Speaker 1: because I'm always here. Because I'll be real with you,

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Speaker 1: I hate doing anything. So whenever they'd be like, hey

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Speaker 1: one of the hosts busy, can one of you guys?

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Speaker 1: Uh uh co host? I would text Daniel say yes

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Speaker 1: or else? So here I am and you have no

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Speaker 1: danial to course. But anyway, hey, but you know what

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Speaker 1: I tell him, I said, get hold knee in here.

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Speaker 1: The fuse. She needs to start. We need to start

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Speaker 1: yelling at these trends. What's trending here? I have to

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Speaker 1: start working to be paid. Oh I can't just vibe out? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I said my invoices for vibing out, and you know,

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Speaker 1: accounts payable is just not sending any checks. The invoices

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Speaker 1: are coming in, but I hear nothing back. I'm actually salary,

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Speaker 1: but I don't do any work. You're like, dude, she's

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Speaker 1: kind the ultimate scam. I mean she in Italy. They

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Speaker 1: all do it, Like wasn't that whole thing in Italy?

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Speaker 1: Or the low key Yeah, exactly, like when you work

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Speaker 1: for the city. But the thing that was great is

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Speaker 1: that that person has somebody swiping in their badge and ship,

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Speaker 1: so they still look like they were working, you know,

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Speaker 1: like everybody's got to get it how they live. I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: I have been trying to expense a cardboard cut off

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Speaker 1: myself to put in front of a zoom camera for years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and how often do I tell you do the thing

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Speaker 1: that my friend Nick does, which is record a video

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Speaker 1: of yourself on photo booth of you pretending to be

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Speaker 1: on a zoom call, and then you edit that to

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Speaker 1: be on a loop and you just project that during

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Speaker 1: a zoom call. Ha ha. Yeah, totally, Miles, I agree

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Speaker 1: with you. And it's like Jack saying something some super

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Speaker 1: bummer ship. You're like, what, Oh, totally totally totally, totally, totally,

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Speaker 1: totally totally totally UM trends. How many of us have them?

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Speaker 1: UM trends one week can depend on but let's first

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Speaker 1: talk about what's trending. First is lambda. The lambda variant

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Speaker 1: is trending right now because I mean not just on Earth,

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Speaker 1: but like on the Internet, because people are starting to ask, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's popped up in the United States, what is happening?

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Speaker 1: This new variant, they say is potentially more dangerous and

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Speaker 1: contagious than delta. So look, y'all, it's just like Fauci said,

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Speaker 1: He's like, things could get so bad that we could

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Speaker 1: see two hundred thousand positive cases a day coming up

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Speaker 1: just because people are vaccinated. And he said, even if

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Speaker 1: everybody got vaccinated now, we wouldn't see the effect of

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Speaker 1: it till at least to late September, because you know,

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Speaker 1: it's only until two weeks after your second shot that

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Speaker 1: you're considered fully vaccinated. And and like it seems like

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Speaker 1: he's almost resigned to the fact. He's like it it

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Speaker 1: could evolve, you know, into some more aggressive version that

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Speaker 1: we will have to contend with, because people aren't willing

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Speaker 1: to look at this as like what we need to

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Speaker 1: some weird personal freedom slash owning Biden and Fauci type behavior. Question,

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Speaker 1: is the lambda the delta plus I think the delta

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Speaker 1: plus his own thing. Uh. Then there's Delta First and

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Speaker 1: Delta Business, and then there's Sky one at That's all

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Speaker 1: we can do is just laugh in the face of

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Speaker 1: potentially out of control pandemic. What can you do? But

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Speaker 1: let's talk about something cool. The eviction moratorium has been

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Speaker 1: extended finally, because we talked about how Democrats just let

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Speaker 1: that ship just expire over the weekend like it was nothing.

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Speaker 1: But this new order that the CDC has put out

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Speaker 1: it will expire on October three, And it's not it's

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Speaker 1: not the same. It's not like across the entire United States.

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Speaker 1: It covers counties experiencing quote substantial or high levels of

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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen spread and basically they say that kind of

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Speaker 1: includes roughly the U. S population, So you know, there's

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Speaker 1: there's that. Uh. And it seems like because of like

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Speaker 1: the actions of people like Corey Bush, you know, who

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Speaker 1: Capitol to draw attention to the fact that people are

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Speaker 1: facing the threat of being unhoused because of this bill

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Speaker 1: or the lack of action from Congress, that the administration

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Speaker 1: like finally kind of was like, yeah, that's that's true,

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Speaker 1: that's that's not a good look. Although I you'd hope

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Speaker 1: that there was something planned to keep people in their homes,

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Speaker 1: but who knows. So a little bit of good news.

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Speaker 1: And here's a lot of good news, okay, because Rihanna

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Speaker 1: is now a billionaire. Okay, I'm Forbes just came through

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Speaker 1: and said, look, it's really not because of the money.

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Speaker 1: It's it's from fenty. It's from Savage fenty. What's the makeup.

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Speaker 1: The makeup is fenty, right, makeup is fenty beauty. The

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Speaker 1: um lingerie is Savage x fenty, Savage x fenty. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and that makes her, like, I think, the wealthiest female

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Speaker 1: musician and she's only second to Oprah in the entertainer category.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're like, oh, the one.

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Speaker 1: But it's just funny. Did you see Brody reads tweet.

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Speaker 1: I talked about it tomorrow's episode, but he was like,

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Speaker 1: I hate to say this, but Rihanna should not exist.

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Speaker 1: It's like a quote tweet when it said Rihanna is

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Speaker 1: now a billionaire because a lot of people are like

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Speaker 1: having trouble. They're like, oh God, look at her. She's

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Speaker 1: savage with the bag now uh and has done it.

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Speaker 1: So Rihanna you're a realienaire or whatever. As people are saying,

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Speaker 1: good to see it. Um, maybe hope do something cool

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Speaker 1: with it, you know, hopefully do something cool with it.

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Speaker 1: She seems like she would like she would be like

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Speaker 1: I bought all the vaccines for India or something, right exactly,

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh yeah, I used that, like I opened

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Speaker 1: nine vaccine factories like across the world to make distribution

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Speaker 1: much smoother. Um. And then people like damn really and

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Speaker 1: she drops an album called Distro Oh my god in

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Speaker 1: about ten years. Yeah, when she gets around to it,

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Speaker 1: I love her. I actually love the Rihanna of Like,

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Speaker 1: I'll get to a song, yeah, you know what, just

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Speaker 1: play what's that one Taymon Paula song? I like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just do that one on the album. It's

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Speaker 1: a good a good song, though, isn't it be like

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Speaker 1: a brand new person? Oh man, I love Are you

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Speaker 1: going to change any even? No, you don't even just

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Speaker 1: drop about instrumental and I'll just sing over give me

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Speaker 1: the same vocal effects as Kevin Parker. Let's go. But

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Speaker 1: that song is this fantastic and you're not mad at it?

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Speaker 1: You're not mad at it. I've heard it. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, Okay, Rihanna, you love keep going, keep going,

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Speaker 1: keep going. Do you think you have to drop music?

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Speaker 1: I don't care if she gave you living if you're

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Speaker 1: a billionaire, right, if Rihanna is a billionaire, do you

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Speaker 1: think she's like, funk, I'm a billionaire but it's not

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Speaker 1: a good look. Or she's like a thought experiment for you.

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Speaker 1: And let's say you become a billionaire, right, what would

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Speaker 1: you Yeah, you're on your way. You're on your way.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you're a billionaire, is there a number

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Speaker 1: that you go, I'm gonna give away this much like

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Speaker 1: that I need to have, Like what what do you

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Speaker 1: what's your minimum? If you're gonna cut down your billions.

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Speaker 1: I'm Persian and raised by my father, so you would

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Speaker 1: never know I'm a billionaire. I would continuously say I

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Speaker 1: was broke for the rest of my life because all

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Speaker 1: my dad ever taught me is no matter how much

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Speaker 1: money you have, is to always say you're broke, so

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Speaker 1: no one looks in your direction. Yeah, nobody's You would

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Speaker 1: never know I was a billionaire. Oh right, Okay, that

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Speaker 1: makes you literally have to peel those texts returns out

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Speaker 1: of my bloody, dead, cold hands. You're gonna be secret

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Speaker 1: shame billionaire. Yeah, of course I would, because I don't

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Speaker 1: want anyone be like, Annah, hey, what's up? So I'm

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Speaker 1: starting this business right and I think you're a grant

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Speaker 1: event like, oh look, it's only like it's barely over

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Speaker 1: a billion. Stopped treeting me like a multi billionaire. I've

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Speaker 1: just got there. You go talk to somebody else. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me enjoy my three commas. I've had to have

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Speaker 1: long discussions with my dad over this, like it should

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Speaker 1: be like, you know, after a while, it's just like

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Speaker 1: what you do when you like are driving a BMW

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Speaker 1: and then also telling me to my face that you're broke.

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Speaker 1: It makes no sense and guess what, you look incredibly

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Speaker 1: dishonest and shady. And my da would be like, so

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Speaker 1: my problem, not your problem, and I'd be like, what

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Speaker 1: what is this strategy? This weird father logic? So sorry?

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Speaker 1: Was the thought experiment exactly? No, that's fine. It makes

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Speaker 1: sense now because I remember when you pulled that in

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Speaker 1: that Lambeau suv the other day. I was like, where

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Speaker 1: the fun do you get there? Like, it's our rental,

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Speaker 1: I got a thrift store. Oh this No, this is

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Speaker 1: someone I don't know. I'm just helping somebody out with it.

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Speaker 1: I would never driving this. I don't see no car.

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Speaker 1: Wait now you're hopping into Bentley. Yeah, I mean the

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Speaker 1: new car smell vanished out that lambo? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a break, let's pay some bills,

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Speaker 1: and we'll come right back and keep talking trends and

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Speaker 1: we're back. Megan Marco is trendy because this is her

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Speaker 1: forty birthday to you, and you know what, the Queen

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Speaker 1: and Prince William even wished her well through clenched teeth.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, um, but yeah, forty forty and looking fabulous.

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Speaker 1: Good for you. Um, Harry and I were looking at

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Speaker 1: thirty seven this year. Uh, she's he likes an older lady.

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Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, the wisdom, you know what I mean, a

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Speaker 1: little more experience, the kind that is not gonna let

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, Harry, you are too

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Speaker 1: old to be doing this, You're right, Megan. Good for her. Also,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think there should be an age limit

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Speaker 1: of when you should, you know, societally, stop having kids.

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Speaker 1: Fuck that. If you're still able to produce even through IVF,

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Speaker 1: do it. Boom statement, freeze my eggs. I'm sorry, like

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Speaker 1: talk to about something? Should I freeze my eggs? I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't have space at which you need to use

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Speaker 1: if you could just like, yeah, just throw it in

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Speaker 1: a cooler on dry eye. You know whose else is

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Speaker 1: having a birthday is Barack Obama and this poor fella

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Speaker 1: for his sixtieth birthday, he had to scale back his

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Speaker 1: bid day party, and I mean b day party because

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Speaker 1: you know, he's doing the responsible thing because delta variant

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Speaker 1: because of high transmissibility and things like that. It said,

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Speaker 1: quote hundreds of former Obama administration officials, celebrities, and Democratic

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Speaker 1: donors have been planning to attend a huge bash on

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Speaker 1: Martha's vineyard on Saturday, but it had to be canceled

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Speaker 1: over health and safety concerns. So you know, it's it's

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Speaker 1: his party and he'll cry if he wants to. But

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what else say. I wish

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Speaker 1: I had hundreds of friends. He also, they just dropped

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Speaker 1: a three part documentary on him on HBO Max. What

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Speaker 1: was it about him? And what? I don't know? It's

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Speaker 1: called like Obama Obama? Where art boot Jean? Obama? Where

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Speaker 1: art those? Anyway? Yeah? Obama to boot cut Jean. Mbeys

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Speaker 1: were in boot cut jeans. Just need to It's such

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Speaker 1: a look boot cut jeans or I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you think when you put on a bootcut jean, Like

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Speaker 1: me as an older person, like what are you? Like? Hello,

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Speaker 1: hate trick. Okay, that's white supremacy. Besides of the homophobias, xenophobia,

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Speaker 1: any phobias is get off that ship. Until then, we'll

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Speaker 1: see you later. Bye bye. Till that, remember you're always broke.