Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, one second, one second. Once, guys, guys, I
Speaker 1: don't have I'm not wearing it, any clothes. That's it's
Speaker 1: it's against company protocol. I get moved after four. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my nude meditation time, but come in. Okay.
Speaker 1: Are you going to put something on or are we
Speaker 1: going to have to just sit here with you in
Speaker 1: the nude and me that Um Pool floaty? Can you go?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put this in for is it more
Speaker 1: comfortable for all of us to disrobe? I have two
Speaker 1: extra pool floats in my office and we can do
Speaker 1: modesty pool floats in full nude. Let's do it, let's
Speaker 1: let's all you go grab those, let's meet back here. Okay, okay, Great.
Speaker 1: My Pool float isn't quite wide enough my mid section.
Speaker 1: It's skimpy. Mine is mine is on the floor because
Speaker 1: my my waist is too tiny. Yeah, yeah, you have
Speaker 1: such a small snash. Did you do the cool sculpting?
Speaker 1: I did cool sculpting is air sculpting? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I brought sell what's the difference? I can't go into this.
Speaker 1: I'm not a trained medical professional. I brought Celsius energy drink.
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Speaker 1: athletic Greens. Oh okay, can you drink both quickly? I
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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. You're gassing now. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm perfectly satiated, alright, with my two beverages. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: a little gassie. This was supposed to start a half
Speaker 1: hour ago. Can we get we have a huge series
Speaker 1: on our hands. It's a runaway train of success. Guys.
Speaker 1: The trades are saying deadline is saying this is a
Speaker 1: good one. Clown parade to break the streak because of
Speaker 1: the famed Hollywood curse of four. Oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 1: so true. Things always die. I was not aware of that.
Speaker 1: Well then, then put this puts a little pressure on.
Speaker 1: But tell us, okay, okay, we'll see. Tell you what
Speaker 1: we think. Sometimes makes a diamond. That's a rule, culture, rule, culture, number.
Speaker 1: Sometimes pressure makes a diamond. Are you guys familiar with
Speaker 1: the social media handle fat carry Bradshaw, Chris Burns? We
Speaker 1: Love Chris Burns. We used to do like really really
Speaker 1: crazy shows with him back in the day. You should
Speaker 1: have seen US doing crazy shows in Brooklyn with fat
Speaker 1: carry Bradshaw, Crisp Burn. I guess who we've somehow roped
Speaker 1: into number four? If you say Kevin Spacey, I'M gonna
Speaker 1: lose my head. Hold on one second. Okay, paper, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Jesus, that you have to
Speaker 1: look down and see this one. Mr Chris Burns, okay,
Speaker 1: has created Mr Stephen Bellmore, a teacher at a gifted
Speaker 1: school does not mind spilling the t about the staff
Speaker 1: and students on his podcast. Saved by the BELMORE. Oh
Speaker 1: my God, it's just gonna be a gossipy gay teacher
Speaker 1: with wordplay. I am obsessed. Okay, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: not worried about the cursive, for if anyone is going
Speaker 1: to save us and break us out of it's Chris. Chris, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he is an incredible young talent, and that's what
Speaker 1: we're looking for. We're going for young talent, yes, like myself. No, well, Hey, no, forever, Hoever,
Speaker 1: let me get my walker. Well, stop, you have a
Speaker 1: good life. Greens are backing up on me. Don't indulge
Speaker 1: in this speaking, we're all nude and Gassie here in
Speaker 1: my office and I'm just I'm just trying to keep
Speaker 1: this together. Okay, I'm trying to keep this running professionally. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have some notes about Chris. Chris is a comedian,
Speaker 1: writer and actor, just blessed with natural good looks. I'm
Speaker 1: just there's no question about what we can tell you
Speaker 1: from striking, striking beauty, striking and I think this will
Speaker 1: be something that really gives it to him. It's like
Speaker 1: the industry. I think we can really this is our
Speaker 1: chance to really show the Biz that we are hot
Speaker 1: messing around. I'm just thinking about how deadline is going
Speaker 1: to be eating their hats. The BIZ is not going
Speaker 1: to know what hit him. Well, once they listen to
Speaker 1: saved by the ELMORE. Welcome to save it by the Belmore.
Speaker 1: With me, Mr Stephen Belmore, and this is our very
Speaker 1: first episode and I could not be more excited. My
Speaker 1: name is Mr Stephen Belmore. I'm a theater, improvisational comedy,
Speaker 1: public speaking and home economics teacher at Lakeland public high school.
Speaker 1: I took the job five years ago, you know, and
Speaker 1: I paid to have for the gifted and talented added
Speaker 1: to the sign for the school, because I think it's
Speaker 1: important that kids, even if they have no gifts and
Speaker 1: no talents, feel like they do. I am still paying
Speaker 1: off my credit card debt for that charge, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't fully worth it and it was vandalized. I have
Speaker 1: a degree in theater, arts and home economics from the
Speaker 1: University of Tucson Online. I felt into home economics, as
Speaker 1: artists types like myself tend to do. I had to
Speaker 1: take a finance credit to complete my degree and somehow
Speaker 1: mistook home economics for an actual economics course. I did
Speaker 1: not learn about how to invest, but I did learn
Speaker 1: how the difference between baking powder and baking soda does
Speaker 1: actually matter, which is not something I ever knew before.
Speaker 1: Speaking of degrees, the rumors are true, I'm getting an
Speaker 1: honorary doctoral degree from the St Croix School of acting. Finally,
Speaker 1: especially because I've been on so many zoom meetings and
Speaker 1: I've donated so much to the school already via Venmo,
Speaker 1: and I really hope that someday, when I get down
Speaker 1: to that passport office, I'll be able to get a
Speaker 1: passport and I'll be able to travel and I'll be
Speaker 1: able to show the acting skills that I possess. I
Speaker 1: have unlimited experiences in acting and producing and writing and directing, singing, dancing, dancing,
Speaker 1: pop dancing, ballet dancing, jazz dancing, tap arm flailing, Har
Speaker 1: Ography and more so, the big question, how does an
Speaker 1: irreplaceable talent like myself end up in a public servant job? Well,
Speaker 1: quite simply really. I I took the job after my
Speaker 1: parents cut me off. Okay, I started teaching the day
Speaker 1: after my parents did come into my my wing of
Speaker 1: the House, and they cut me off and they told
Speaker 1: me that I would no longer be able to produce
Speaker 1: my one man show the crucible, where I played all
Speaker 1: the parts in the crucible, with the exception of John Proctor,
Speaker 1: who I did cut from the show entirely. But Alas,
Speaker 1: I'm not alone here. I could never do saved by
Speaker 1: the bellmore without my trustee steed. Wow, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how I'm comparable to a horse, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it. It's a compliment. Steeds are strong. Okay, Cindy
Speaker 1: is not only my producer, she rents a room for me. Actually,
Speaker 1: I did live here first. The details are murky, especially
Speaker 1: after you met with that lawyer and had yourself added
Speaker 1: to the deed of the house, Cindy, that's just good
Speaker 1: business sense. Okay, no matter where I go, I add
Speaker 1: my name to the deed of that house. That's common
Speaker 1: knowledge about me. It's on my facebook page. It's about
Speaker 1: protecting yourself. Now, what do we know about Cindy? I'll explain, Cindy.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Cindy's kids left for college and
Speaker 1: her husband left as well, only he was not going
Speaker 1: to Sunni on I Anta. He was going to a
Speaker 1: new life with an unnamed real housewife of New York
Speaker 1: City who did used to be some kind of royalty. Well, well, well,
Speaker 1: he didn't leave me necessarily. Sometimes, when we text he
Speaker 1: says he may come back, you know. So there's there's hope. Okay, Cindy,
Speaker 1: let's not let's not get too sad here. All right, UM,
Speaker 1: Cindy has worked for me since the show came to
Speaker 1: fruition in my mind last year. We've been working. See, see,
Speaker 1: I don't know about working because you know, I've never
Speaker 1: gotten a paycheck. Speaking of Um, the electric bill has
Speaker 1: gone a considerable since producing a live radio show in
Speaker 1: my addicate. Cindy, well, maybe if you didn't have to
Speaker 1: teach yourself how to edit using youtube videos. I told
Speaker 1: you that I was thinking about doing this years ago,
Speaker 1: and you're the one who insisted on waiting to learn.
Speaker 1: Cindy is not only my producer, are you, sind she's
Speaker 1: my best friend and, of course, my favorite cousin, besides
Speaker 1: Gloria and Adam, but I just have a lot more
Speaker 1: in common with Gloria and Adam. You understand totally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't love how Gloria now always refers
Speaker 1: to me as your assistant instead of as your sister.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, she's great. She is so great. I
Speaker 1: wish she could be here, but she's still happily married.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Cindy, are you ready to to our first segment?
Speaker 1: So it's called. Don't interrupt me, Cindy's okay, it's believe
Speaker 1: it or not. So, Cindy, thank you so much. God.
Speaker 1: She loves a good joke. I do love that about her. Cindy,
Speaker 1: you know that this segment is where we will chat
Speaker 1: and chat, gossip about things I'm hearing, about things I
Speaker 1: need to tell other people in case they need to
Speaker 1: be protected from other people's terrible words. Speaking of, guess who,
Speaker 1: I'm not on speaking terms with none other than my
Speaker 1: friend of me turned boss, Miss Amy Joe Fletcher, the
Speaker 1: principle of Lakeland high school. I Love Amy Joe. No,
Speaker 1: we used to love Amy Joe, and that is before
Speaker 1: she decided to make it her own personal mission to
Speaker 1: make me look like some sort of scumbag. She told
Speaker 1: me that talking down to my students is a bad
Speaker 1: look for the school, a bad look for me personally
Speaker 1: and a bad look for the L G B T
Speaker 1: q a a community in general. Let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: Who exactly is Miss Amy Joe Fletcher to discuss anything
Speaker 1: about the LGBT plus community? Well, just fact checking. She
Speaker 1: has been married to a woman for about eight years now.
Speaker 1: Of course she's The l she has to be first
Speaker 1: in everything, and that's a that was a joke, Sind now, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Anyway, ever since Amy Joe has
Speaker 1: decided she doesn't want to be friends with a fat person,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming that's what it is. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else it possibly could be. I I did decide
Speaker 1: to switch kickboxing JIM's. Will join a kickboxing Jim, I
Speaker 1: guess I should say, to meet Amy Joe's wife, Bonnie,
Speaker 1: and you know what? IT TURNS OUT BONNIE LOVES TO
Speaker 1: BE AN ASSHOLE too. She wouldn't even spar with me
Speaker 1: because she said I have, quote unquote, intense vibes. Well,
Speaker 1: what was your breathing like? It was like it was normal,
Speaker 1: like normal, too heavy. Are you doing that like teeth
Speaker 1: gritting thing you do when you're doing anything physical? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Cindy, I wasn't looking in a mirror the
Speaker 1: whole time. I'm not obsessed with myself like some people.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm only saying because, you know, usually Bonnie is
Speaker 1: so nice. She was my husband's nurse when he broke
Speaker 1: his leg flong off the ladder that Christmas. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe you're bringing this back to your husband. It's not
Speaker 1: a good look. Um. Let's let's move on. Okay, to
Speaker 1: my plan. My plan to befriend Bonnie failed, which means
Speaker 1: my life is miserable, even though I am the director
Speaker 1: of the Lakeland High Theater Department. For whatever reason, I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to get approval for the shows I choose to
Speaker 1: put on at Lakeland High, again my department, and even
Speaker 1: though I constantly present original works, uh, like one man's
Speaker 1: journey a memoir about one man's journey, the Stephen Belmore
Speaker 1: journey story. Thank you so much, Miss Mary Hack. An
Speaker 1: original musical about growing up in a small town, the
Speaker 1: rise of Stephen Belmore. It's, it's, it's thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people didn't get that piece
Speaker 1: and I knew you were there every night and I
Speaker 1: appreciate that, Cindy, but she went ahead and she rejected
Speaker 1: hell on three inch heels, a musical about a failed
Speaker 1: dre queen who has to go back to college and
Speaker 1: become a teacher. The lead is named Stephen Belmore. I
Speaker 1: do love hell on three inch heels. I mean the
Speaker 1: music was amazing. I am still dealing through the legal
Speaker 1: matters there because, as you know, it was all of
Speaker 1: DULPA's music and Um somehow she did find out, so
Speaker 1: we are in a legal battle there. The point is
Speaker 1: the only show she has approved is rent, anything goes,
Speaker 1: or Greece. So we have now done those on a
Speaker 1: rotation over the past five springs and over the past
Speaker 1: five falls. So when I was told I had to
Speaker 1: do rent again, it was time to get inventive. What
Speaker 1: did you do? Are you trying to play Mimi again? No,
Speaker 1: so I actually did try holding outside auditions for just
Speaker 1: the principal roles. I was still going to bulk up
Speaker 1: the chorus with these students who God knows what's going
Speaker 1: on there. But not only was I told to take
Speaker 1: the posting down, I was not reimbursed from my backstage
Speaker 1: dot com manual membership fee. So now I have to
Speaker 1: go ahead and listen to a bunch of untalented kids
Speaker 1: sing rent at me, and I can't even afford my
Speaker 1: netflix premium membership to wind down, but you use my
Speaker 1: netflix membership. And on top of everything, they promoted Mrs
Speaker 1: Bittner as the head of the Home Economics Department. Well,
Speaker 1: that's good. You hate home economics. I know I do, Cindy,
Speaker 1: but I love being in charge much more than I
Speaker 1: hate home economics. So anyway, I trashed your classroom. I
Speaker 1: blamed it on Ryan mcmurphy. You remember him. His parents
Speaker 1: were divorced. He's been acting out. Nobody questioned it, but
Speaker 1: still it stressed me out. You know, how about we
Speaker 1: switch over to your favorite topic, drama? Oh my God,
Speaker 1: I know we haven't even gotten to the drama yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: because we absolutely must discuss Miss Samantha Jones Wakowski. Now,
Speaker 1: we all remember Samantha Jones Wakowski. She's a student of mine.
Speaker 1: She has gay Dads, Michael are and Michael M and
Speaker 1: I did used to be friends with them. They stopped
Speaker 1: talking to me because I cast Samantha Jones as the lead. Again.
Speaker 1: Her first name is Samantha Jones and she'll be very
Speaker 1: upset if you refer to her as anything other than that,
Speaker 1: which I always did. I said I wish it was
Speaker 1: Carrie and she would always be upset by that. But Anyway,
Speaker 1: she did have Gay Dad. So I cast her as
Speaker 1: the lead and then immediately took it away because she
Speaker 1: had an acne flare up the week before the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know nothing against her personally, but she was purely
Speaker 1: cast as sandy because she had the look, not the talent.
Speaker 1: If I had been casting for a proactive commercial, she
Speaker 1: would have been more than welcome. Of course, Amaga feelings.
Speaker 1: What are the michaels up to now? Well, they did
Speaker 1: start to change that organ petition to remove me as
Speaker 1: the director of the theater department. So I yeah, can
Speaker 1: you believe that ship? So I went ahead and I
Speaker 1: called the adoption agency where the michaels found Samantha. Everything
Speaker 1: checked out with their paperwork. There was nothing wrong, which
Speaker 1: is unfortunate for me. So I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: figure out something drastic now. Oh, did I tell you
Speaker 1: about Damien? Remember Damian, my ex fling? He's very hot,
Speaker 1: very masculine, which I love. Obviously, mask for mask, like
Speaker 1: I always say, and I like to feel safe, you know,
Speaker 1: he he always makes me feel safe, and that's why
Speaker 1: I've always kept a machete under my pillow. It just
Speaker 1: provides the peace of mind. Steve, Steven Machete. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's like a large knife. No, I know what what
Speaker 1: that is. That that's the upsetting part. I know, imagine
Speaker 1: how I feel. I sleep with it under my pillow.
Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. I feel very safe.
Speaker 1: But Anyway, Damien made me feel like he was my
Speaker 1: machete under the pillow, if that makes sense. And he
Speaker 1: was just the Hottest School Janitor, Immaculate Dresser, you know,
Speaker 1: fabulous Kisser who, for some reason I thought loved me.
Speaker 1: You know, I really did, and he also maybe thought
Speaker 1: that I was cast in an unnamed Broadway show. And
Speaker 1: then I had to um break up with him because
Speaker 1: I do not want everyone thinking I was cast in
Speaker 1: a Broadway show. I'm so sick of this fame following
Speaker 1: me around. I'm sick of people spreading the rumors that
Speaker 1: I already have been in toty award winning musicals. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So many people talk about how I was
Speaker 1: on Broadway and it's just obsessed with me much, you know.
Speaker 1: But every time I go into the janitor's closet he
Speaker 1: waves at me and we've had just is Damien gay?
Speaker 1: I thought he was married. Well, the semantics on that
Speaker 1: are the reason that all of the dates happened in
Speaker 1: the school is because we're both very busy. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: there's pictures of his sister and him at a wedding
Speaker 1: in his office, but that's a difference. In the well,
Speaker 1: we call it his office. Don't talk down you know. Finally,
Speaker 1: let's move on. Let's talk about six teen year old
Speaker 1: McKenna Nightingale who, at sixteen, has officially received more nose
Speaker 1: jobs than her terrible mother, Eileen, who once called New
Speaker 1: York one to come and do a story about me
Speaker 1: because I said McKenna had the dancing talent of a
Speaker 1: pigeon in a hurricane, the singing talent of Siam Alakar
Speaker 1: from American idol season six, and the acting talent of
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina. Okay, and on that note, I
Speaker 1: think it's time for our first guest. Oh, you do
Speaker 1: love to stay on track. I can always count on
Speaker 1: Cindy to keep me on track. You're welcome. Let me
Speaker 1: bring in today's guest. Not only is she a dear
Speaker 1: friend and a bartender, she's a head bartender. That's right,
Speaker 1: we have none other than Miss Tanya matrimony, the head
Speaker 1: bartender at rock bottom exotic dance club, the Strip club
Speaker 1: just down the street from Lakeland high. Welcome Tanya, Tanya, uh,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for having me, Stephen, I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to be here. UH, because Cindy said on the phone
Speaker 1: that you had the fifty dollars you borrowed from I
Speaker 1: am so happy that you are here to Tanya. Tanya
Speaker 1: and I met when her son, miles, who was a
Speaker 1: student of mine before, of course, he was expelled for
Speaker 1: allegedly planting cocaine on another teacher and I publicly supported
Speaker 1: miles instead of the teacher, whose name escapes me because
Speaker 1: legally I'm not allowed to say it, and Tanya and
Speaker 1: I just became fast friends. We were chatting on facebook,
Speaker 1: and Donna was when I was bartending at packaged slings,
Speaker 1: the all male review downtown. Well, I don't think we
Speaker 1: need to waste time on those semantics. Yeah, we have to,
Speaker 1: we have to. Let's get some semantics. It's just different memories. Well,
Speaker 1: that could have been I have a face of a
Speaker 1: lot of people say, actually, I look like Zac Efron,
Speaker 1: so maybe that's who you saw. O, you have questions
Speaker 1: for me. I guess my first question is, why are
Speaker 1: you laughing so hard about me looking like Zac Efron?
Speaker 1: I'm not getting those fifty dollars, an't i. Let's move
Speaker 1: into the questions. You know when Um, you're right, I
Speaker 1: need to be like Anderson Cooper here and ask the
Speaker 1: hard questions. As head bartender at the most exclusive, exotic
Speaker 1: dance cub within a mile of the public school, how
Speaker 1: many teachers do you see on a regular basis? To
Speaker 1: be honest, you know, we got a lot of big
Speaker 1: spenders at this bar and I feel like teachers are
Speaker 1: pretty broke. No, we do see some. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's cool to say their names. Maybe just if
Speaker 1: I guess. Will you say yes or no? Mary Joe Fletcher,
Speaker 1: the principal. She's a lesbian, you know. No, I feel
Speaker 1: like she really is happy with her wife. Oh, so
Speaker 1: you know Bonnie as well. Very interesting. Yeah, they're really cute.
Speaker 1: I always see them at Loews. Remember lows. They're they're
Speaker 1: they're really nice. You've seen them at lows. Probably spending
Speaker 1: taxpayer money, I would assume, on things to what, build pools,
Speaker 1: to build an ivory tower on their land. I mean
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I think they had like a ceiling leak,
Speaker 1: so they were like we're fixing that, um, because they
Speaker 1: said they got a praise and it was like would
Speaker 1: be like twenty or thirty dollars and they couldn't afford it,
Speaker 1: so they were just trying to fix it themselves. So sweet.
Speaker 1: What a sweet couple. Um. Well, I do know that
Speaker 1: several of your coworkers are Lakeland parents. Let me ask you,
Speaker 1: who do you hate the most? Barbara or Amanta? I
Speaker 1: know that they're both full time over there because I
Speaker 1: do follow them on instagram under a fake instagram account. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's like a job anywhere else
Speaker 1: and like, for the most part, where we all get along,
Speaker 1: but some days, under stress like they can get annoying.
Speaker 1: You heard it here first, folks, Amanda is annoying at work.
Speaker 1: Tell us everything that she does. Does she clock out early? No, please,
Speaker 1: off forwards in my mouth. I was just saying that,
Speaker 1: like any any coworkers, can have days that they're annoying.
Speaker 1: I probably have days where I'm annoying. I would agree
Speaker 1: with that. Uh, let's let's move on. Since somebody apparently
Speaker 1: is keeping the secrets under lock and key, what do
Speaker 1: I have to do to get in there? Knock, knock, Knack.
Speaker 1: A gossip podcast, you know, you told me that if
Speaker 1: I come, that Steve will give me the fifty dollars
Speaker 1: that he borrowed from me. I don't know, I was
Speaker 1: coming on a gossip podcast. We'll, we'll talk about this. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'll send you an email afterwards. Yeah, thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: you don't even have my email, cindy, we'll find it.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. A lot of people have said that
Speaker 1: I have the seductiveness and Dan experience required to be
Speaker 1: an adult entertainer. Thank you, Cindy. WHO said that? Cindy?
Speaker 1: Steve's got a body that won't quit. All right, yeah, Cindy,
Speaker 1: among others. Cindy's friends on instagram are always begging her
Speaker 1: to go live with me. It's true. So Cindy has
Speaker 1: fifty eight followers, and ten of them are your family
Speaker 1: and they're all fans. Yeah, just Rome wasn't built in
Speaker 1: a day. Okay, you know, just twenty years ago, Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian didn't even have any followers on instagram. Well, twenty
Speaker 1: years ago instagram didn't exist. INSTAGRAM has only been around since. Well, so, so,
Speaker 1: do you think Steve would have a job as an
Speaker 1: entertainer at the club? People are into everything these days.
Speaker 1: So do I think there'll be a crowd of people
Speaker 1: that would be into Steve Danson? Yes, yes, wow, that
Speaker 1: is who wouldn't want to see a ZAC Efron look like?
Speaker 1: I think you could pull a big crowd, Steve. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we already know Cindy's in that crowd, and you know
Speaker 1: it's a crowd for one, so that's great. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't help but notice that you must be feeling a
Speaker 1: little bit PTSD. We haven't really talked since miles was expelled.
Speaker 1: How's he adjusting to his new school? Miles, you know,
Speaker 1: he's literally playing video games right now and calling people
Speaker 1: all kinds of words on, you know, xbox live whatever.
Speaker 1: He's a little asshole, but I love him. Yes, that
Speaker 1: sounds like him. That sounds like him. What a great kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just he's a little asshole, but he's my little asshole.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I did see on the
Speaker 1: news he was stealing a bunch of Robatas and from
Speaker 1: right aid. I saw him in the background there. I
Speaker 1: wanted to find out if you had any of that
Speaker 1: left in stock. It's expensive. No, we don't have it
Speaker 1: in stock. No, first, so that's a felony. Well, it's
Speaker 1: not for any thing bad. I was just going to
Speaker 1: sell it on posh mark for a reduced price from
Speaker 1: the store. It's a great way to make extra dough.
Speaker 1: You're the one who needs fifty dollars. So bad, fifty
Speaker 1: dollars that I lent to you already, allegedly. MM HMM.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's pretty confirmed as because Cindy came anyway.
Speaker 1: Miles is great. You know, I really am trying to
Speaker 1: instill that like there's accountability and like, you know, look
Speaker 1: at yourself before you blame others. You know, you can't
Speaker 1: just keep blaming other people for your problems and to
Speaker 1: try to grow and learn from your mistakes, all things
Speaker 1: that I feel like some people on this podcast can
Speaker 1: learn from. But that's neither here nor there. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad to hear that you're finally expanding yourself. That sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're on the different page. Well, I
Speaker 1: know that you meant that we're on the same level emotionally.
Speaker 1: Is what I was receiving, and that just really, really
Speaker 1: takes me to a great place and I would love
Speaker 1: to end on that. It's very inspiring. That's not what
Speaker 1: I said it at all and I'm being wildly misinterpreted,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to be on this podcast any longer.
Speaker 1: So I can't believe there is a gossip podcast. I
Speaker 1: can't believe anyone's listening to this. Well, if you want
Speaker 1: to support Tanya and miles Um to get the teacher
Speaker 1: who had expelled him fired, please Venmo at Stephen Belmore
Speaker 1: fifty dollars and I will get that on over to
Speaker 1: Tanya as soon as possible Sunday get her out. Would
Speaker 1: you like to plug anything Tanya before we let you go? UH, sure,
Speaker 1: I didn't agree to that? Well, no, please, you can
Speaker 1: come see me every Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday at rock
Speaker 1: bottom exotic dance club down the street from Lakeland. High U,
Speaker 1: tip your bartenders, be kind to each other and, uh,
Speaker 1: good night. Wow, you told me that you weren't working
Speaker 1: those days, but I'll text you. Okay, you know not,
Speaker 1: don't come. Okay, bye. Thank you so much, Tanya. Wow,
Speaker 1: how sweet is shade? She's always just the best. Am
Speaker 1: I wrong? She's the best. She is, she is, and
Speaker 1: you know, look what you did. You took the fifty
Speaker 1: dollars and you created an empire. I sure did. God,
Speaker 1: you're so right. I created an empire, I really did.
Speaker 1: This is this is you giving back to Tanya. And
Speaker 1: speaking of giving back, it is time for our last segment.
Speaker 1: Belmore's Chore, Where My Chore is to Give Back. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing to do. Yes, yes, you love
Speaker 1: giving back, Cindi, let's just get into it. Tell me
Speaker 1: who we're helping today. Well, today we're helping a listener
Speaker 1: who goes by Sharon. Well, I don't love the name Sharon.
Speaker 1: Maybe she could change her name to something more exotic,
Speaker 1: like Giselle or or Robin. With a y Robin Fun. Well,
Speaker 1: while her question is okay, dear Mr Bellmore, my husband
Speaker 1: is also a janitor. I know you too have dated
Speaker 1: someone in the maintenance department and it's not an easy
Speaker 1: place to be. Late nights early mornings. I don't have
Speaker 1: to tell you it's difficult being a maintenance mistress. Sometimes
Speaker 1: he has late nights and even full weekends where he
Speaker 1: doesn't have access to his phone. Sometimes his boss texts
Speaker 1: him pictures of what she's wearing and asks his opinion.
Speaker 1: She's recently divorced herself, so I understand she needs a
Speaker 1: second opinion from time to time, but sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: like she should be able to go on vacation without
Speaker 1: taking my husband, her office is maintenance man, with her.
Speaker 1: I've even heard him call her babe on the phone.
Speaker 1: My poor guy must be so stressed maintaining such a
Speaker 1: high maintenance Bos. My question is, how do I keep
Speaker 1: the romance alive when my man gets home from a
Speaker 1: particularly hard day? Steve and I um, I'm interested to
Speaker 1: hear your answer for this for Miss Giselle well, as
Speaker 1: someone who also dates a very busy maintenance man who
Speaker 1: actually has saved me in his phone as Rando. You know,
Speaker 1: that's what he put in his phone. That's his nickname
Speaker 1: for me. That's sweet, that's sweet, that's very endearing. Um,
Speaker 1: I feel as though you gotta just stick it through,
Speaker 1: because someday he will leave the sister that he lives
Speaker 1: with and has kids with he's raising at least my
Speaker 1: maintenance man is helping to raise his sister's children in
Speaker 1: a house where they all live together and and to
Speaker 1: keep the romance alive. For me, I like to do
Speaker 1: little dress ups. I'll dress up in like a businesswoman uniform, okay,
Speaker 1: and send him a picture and be like come on down,
Speaker 1: come on down to the to the theater waiting, and
Speaker 1: he'll be like just come to maintenance and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: he can't even wait, he can't even make his way
Speaker 1: to the theater department. or I'll like dress up in
Speaker 1: a fun little schoolgirl uniform because I found all those
Speaker 1: uniforms in the back hallway that they weren't using. Oh
Speaker 1: my God. And you know what? Sometimes I'll even be like,
Speaker 1: let's go on a weekend retreat and he's like I
Speaker 1: really can't, and I'm like I'll pay for everything and
Speaker 1: we can go to the casino and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell my sister that. Um, I'm starting to feel
Speaker 1: like me and the person who asked this question kind
Speaker 1: of have quite a bit in common. What did you say?
Speaker 1: The name was, uh Sharon. Oh, that's that's Damian's sister's
Speaker 1: name is actually Sharon. That's a sister. You say, Huh,
Speaker 1: is there an email there or UH Sharon to go? Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and stop that right there. Um,
Speaker 1: that is not the Sharon that I know. okay, delete
Speaker 1: that email. Trace it. Do you know? Have you learned
Speaker 1: how to trace on Youtube? Trace with the email? Um,
Speaker 1: is this something I can do on my phone? or
Speaker 1: there's trace the email? It is an earth link address,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. Do I need a PC for that? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how they do it on criminal minds,
Speaker 1: but I'll take notes during tonight's episode. Please do, please do,
Speaker 1: send me those notes. Well, we'll figure it out. Listeners,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not the same Sharon. That's he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not married. Number one, that he's not. You know,
Speaker 1: don't look at me like that, Cindy, you have a
Speaker 1: failed marriage to okay, failed marriage. Listen, we're not going
Speaker 1: to get into your husband leaving you for a Roney
Speaker 1: cast member. It's possible, for it's about me. It's about
Speaker 1: me for once, Sandy, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Steven. I'm sorry, Steven Um. Congratulations on another
Speaker 1: excellent episode. Yes, thank you. That's all we have for today.
Speaker 1: Once our neighbors start streaming television services, the WIFI gets
Speaker 1: very spotty, UH, too spotty to record. But we will
Speaker 1: be back next week with an all new drama, all
Speaker 1: new advice and the same Old Belmore