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Speaker 1: thanks so much for having me, Stephen, I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: Tell us everything that she does. Does she clock out early? No, please,

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Speaker 1: to end on that. It's very inspiring. That's not what

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Speaker 1: I said it at all and I'm being wildly misinterpreted,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want to be on this podcast any longer.

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Speaker 1: So I can't believe there is a gossip podcast. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe anyone's listening to this. Well, if you want

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Speaker 1: to support Tanya and miles Um to get the teacher

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Speaker 1: who had expelled him fired, please Venmo at Stephen Belmore

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars and I will get that on over to

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Speaker 1: Tanya as soon as possible Sunday get her out. Would

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Speaker 1: you like to plug anything Tanya before we let you go? UH, sure,

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Speaker 1: I didn't agree to that? Well, no, please, you can

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Speaker 1: come see me every Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday at rock

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Speaker 1: bottom exotic dance club down the street from Lakeland. High U,

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Speaker 1: tip your bartenders, be kind to each other and, uh,

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Speaker 1: good night. Wow, you told me that you weren't working

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Speaker 1: those days, but I'll text you. Okay, you know not,

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Speaker 1: don't come. Okay, bye. Thank you so much, Tanya. Wow,

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Speaker 1: how sweet is shade? She's always just the best. Am

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Speaker 1: I wrong? She's the best. She is, she is, and

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Speaker 1: you know, look what you did. You took the fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars and you created an empire. I sure did. God,

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Speaker 1: you're so right. I created an empire, I really did.

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Speaker 1: This is this is you giving back to Tanya. And

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Speaker 1: speaking of giving back, it is time for our last segment.

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Speaker 1: Belmore's Chore, Where My Chore is to Give Back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing to do. Yes, yes, you love

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Speaker 1: giving back, Cindi, let's just get into it. Tell me

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Speaker 1: who we're helping today. Well, today we're helping a listener

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Speaker 1: who goes by Sharon. Well, I don't love the name Sharon.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she could change her name to something more exotic,

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Speaker 1: like Giselle or or Robin. With a y Robin Fun. Well,

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Speaker 1: while her question is okay, dear Mr Bellmore, my husband

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Speaker 1: someone in the maintenance department and it's not an easy

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Speaker 1: place to be. Late nights early mornings. I don't have

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Speaker 1: to tell you it's difficult being a maintenance mistress. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: he has late nights and even full weekends where he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have access to his phone. Sometimes his boss texts

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Speaker 1: him pictures of what she's wearing and asks his opinion.

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Speaker 1: She's recently divorced herself, so I understand she needs a

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Speaker 1: second opinion from time to time, but sometimes I feel

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Speaker 1: I've even heard him call her babe on the phone.

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Speaker 1: My poor guy must be so stressed maintaining such a

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Speaker 1: high maintenance Bos. My question is, how do I keep

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Speaker 1: the romance alive when my man gets home from a

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Speaker 1: particularly hard day? Steve and I um, I'm interested to

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Speaker 1: hear your answer for this for Miss Giselle well, as

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Speaker 1: someone who also dates a very busy maintenance man who

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Speaker 1: actually has saved me in his phone as Rando. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's what he put in his phone. That's his nickname

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Speaker 1: for me. That's sweet, that's sweet, that's very endearing. Um,

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Speaker 1: I feel as though you gotta just stick it through,

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Speaker 1: because someday he will leave the sister that he lives

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Speaker 1: keep the romance alive. For me, I like to do

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Speaker 1: little dress ups. I'll dress up in like a businesswoman uniform, okay,

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Speaker 1: and send him a picture and be like come on down,

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Speaker 1: come on down to the to the theater waiting, and

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Speaker 1: he'll be like just come to maintenance and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: he can't even wait, he can't even make his way

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Speaker 1: to the theater department. or I'll like dress up in

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Speaker 1: a fun little schoolgirl uniform because I found all those

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Speaker 1: uniforms in the back hallway that they weren't using. Oh

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Speaker 1: my God. And you know what? Sometimes I'll even be like,

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Speaker 1: let's go on a weekend retreat and he's like I

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Speaker 1: really can't, and I'm like I'll pay for everything and

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Speaker 1: we can go to the casino and he's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell my sister that. Um, I'm starting to feel

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Speaker 1: like me and the person who asked this question kind

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Speaker 1: of have quite a bit in common. What did you say?

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Speaker 1: The name was, uh Sharon. Oh, that's that's Damian's sister's

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Speaker 1: name is actually Sharon. That's a sister. You say, Huh,

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Speaker 1: is there an email there or UH Sharon to go? Okay, uh,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and stop that right there. Um,

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Speaker 1: that is not the Sharon that I know. okay, delete

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Speaker 1: that email. Trace it. Do you know? Have you learned

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Speaker 1: how to trace on Youtube? Trace with the email? Um,

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Speaker 1: is this something I can do on my phone? or

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Speaker 1: there's trace the email? It is an earth link address,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know. Do I need a PC for that? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure how they do it on criminal minds,

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Speaker 1: but I'll take notes during tonight's episode. Please do, please do,

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Speaker 1: send me those notes. Well, we'll figure it out. Listeners,

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's not the same Sharon. That's he's not.

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Speaker 1: He's not married. Number one, that he's not. You know,

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Speaker 1: don't look at me like that, Cindy, you have a

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Speaker 1: failed marriage to okay, failed marriage. Listen, we're not going

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Speaker 1: to get into your husband leaving you for a Roney

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Speaker 1: cast member. It's possible, for it's about me. It's about

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Speaker 1: me for once, Sandy, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Steven. I'm sorry, Steven Um. Congratulations on another

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Speaker 1: excellent episode. Yes, thank you. That's all we have for today.

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Speaker 1: Once our neighbors start streaming television services, the WIFI gets

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Speaker 1: very spotty, UH, too spotty to record. But we will

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Speaker 1: be back next week with an all new drama, all

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Speaker 1: new advice and the same Old Belmore