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Speaker 1: World of Sad. Would you.

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Speaker 2: Mindzillion pieces? Would you banana?

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Speaker 1: Bana?

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Speaker 3: Banana trotten bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananas, banana, guys, gowns, non binary pals, Welcome to a

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Speaker 2: minisode of bananas.

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Speaker 1: Or or a bonusode. Whatever we want to call them.

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Speaker 1: Now we can call them whatever we want because we're

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Speaker 1: the guys at the Helm. We have the rains.

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Speaker 2: I've been calling them many sides. They are bonusodes. Minisodes

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Speaker 2: are short. This is a normal length. It's a bonusode

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Speaker 2: once a month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, it's fun for us to do. It's

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Speaker 1: a it's a real joy to just get in there

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Speaker 4: We had such an amazing tour, Scott it.

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Speaker 1: We just got it.

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Speaker 4: We just did Chicago, Madison in Minneapolis, and it was

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Speaker 4: a real treat.

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Speaker 1: What was your fa? What was your rose?

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Speaker 4: And what was your rose and your thorn? As I

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Speaker 4: asked my children every day after school.

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Speaker 1: That's good. That is a wonderful thing to ask children.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to start asking strange children that. Well. Let's see.

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Speaker 1: There were so many highlights because everybody, okay. One thing

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Speaker 1: that was incredible was at our meet and greet after

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Speaker 1: our Chicago show at the den. The meet and greet

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Speaker 1: took so long. The next show, after us fully seated,

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Speaker 1: did their entire performance, stopped the show fully and we

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Speaker 1: came back and got in line and met us and

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Speaker 1: bought poster and took pics. So it was just incredible.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to everybody that waited. We're we are willing to

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Speaker 1: meet with anybody. We don't mind. It's exciting for us,

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Speaker 1: but we know waiting two hours to meet podcasters isn't

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Speaker 1: exactly anyone's cup of tea. Also, in Madison, the sheer

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Speaker 4: It's so funny. It's so funny how much cheese it

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Speaker 1: Maybe ten bags of curds, three or four bags of

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Speaker 1: mozzarella whips, and cheddar whips, some really good bloody mary

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Speaker 1: flavored kurds, dill and garlic kurds. That was above and beyond.

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Speaker 1: So we got a full Wisconsin welcome left full of cheese.

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Speaker 4: Give me, give me your thorn, Scottie. That's the deal.

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Speaker 4: Gotta have a thorn.

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Speaker 1: Hmmmm hmm.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 1: Really it did go off without a hitch. All of

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Speaker 1: it did go off with a hitch. Let's say, well, you.

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Speaker 4: Can think of you think of your thorn.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what sheer rose or thorn.

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Speaker 4: My thorn was that we. I rented us a car.

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Speaker 4: And really, whenever I do something.

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Speaker 2: With our travel, it always ends up not good, and

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Speaker 2: it's it's unfair because I often travel very well by myself.

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Speaker 2: Whatever Scotty's involved, it's embarrassing. But the car I rented,

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Speaker 2: it was a great deal.

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Speaker 1: But it didn't bother me at all. Bothered you, oh, it.

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Speaker 2: Very much bothered me. It smelled like someone had use

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Speaker 2: It was like brand new car and didn't have that

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Speaker 1: And it was in that car. It reminded me of

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Speaker 1: and restaurants. It's like there's something about it. It's like

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Speaker 2: It's a little milky smell as well, which is like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that is true. I mean, we had great

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Speaker 1: There were graduates taking photos. Everybody was wearing caps and gowns.

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Speaker 4: This is what you have to look forward to.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I the only thorn I have is

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Speaker 1: on that day. It was a travel day from Chicago

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Speaker 1: Pelmeni's And I was really looking forward to it. And

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Speaker 1: just let it fly. So really ultimately great flights. Oh

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Speaker 1: I know what it was. I was going to watch

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Speaker 1: I never follow United, but from Lex to Chicago, it's

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Speaker 1: I totally thought I was gonna have screens on that plane,

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't even It was that like United used

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Speaker 4: Nobody loves that.

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Speaker 2: Nobody loves that people like to have their phone in

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Speaker 1: Yeah I'm just watching. Yeah, it's so true. But anyways,

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Speaker 1: we had asl interpreter at our live show, which I've

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Speaker 1: the biz is something we say all the time, he signed, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And she was in the audience and she was like,

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Speaker 1: an incredible job. We were talking about some of the

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Speaker 1: wildest things we've ever talked about on the podcast, and

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Speaker 1: know if you noticed. You probably know this, you're an

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Speaker 1: intelligent man. But when I was talking, he would lean

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Speaker 2: Also, this was I think my rose is these speak

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Speaker 2: these these little talkie boxes we're talking into right now.

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Speaker 2: We have brand new microphones and we'll do it on

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Speaker 2: the regular pod as well.

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Speaker 1: Ben and Phil.

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Speaker 2: Ben and Phil from Chicago made us engraved, custom engraved.

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Speaker 2: Scotty says Banana Boy number two mine says Kurtie B.

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Speaker 2: They've got our logo engraved in the bottom and they're

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Speaker 4: They sound really good.

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Speaker 1: Those dudes hooked it up. Thank you, Ben and Phil.

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Speaker 1: You are just the greatest, just the greatest dudes. So

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Speaker 1: you didn't have to do it and you went out

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Speaker 1: of your way. Thank you, Thank you. Well, you know

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Speaker 1: what last bonusade we introduced would you rathers? With Lisa Maggott,

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Speaker 1: and the response was the largest response we've ever gotten

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Speaker 1: to anything we've ever done on the podcast. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I love it. Let's do more well. I have an

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Speaker 1: endless amount. I will scroll through my phone as fast

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Speaker 1: M Okay, here's just a nice one to ease us in. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love that. Would you rather? Oh? This was from

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Speaker 1: Kelsey Nelson. Thank you, Kelsey Nelson. That's a fun name,

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Speaker 1: Kelson Nelson. Would you rather have to switch bodies with

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Speaker 2: Like you might get uh, you know Timmy Tuckwale, you know,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you might keep jumping around. It's Quantum Leap, a

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Speaker 2: been married to her for fifty four forty six years anyway.

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Speaker 4: So uh so for me, that's not an issue. You

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Speaker 1: Oh Kurt, I have something so important I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I forgot to do this. We we have a first

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Speaker 1: we have a side mission. So we have a Bananamal

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Speaker 1: who DMed us on The Bananas Podcast. Our Instagram Her

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Speaker 1: name is Helen Nance Wiley.

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Speaker 4: Helen Nance Wiley. It's a great name.

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Speaker 1: Helen. Send us three really good messages. I'm gonna play

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Speaker 1: the first one and then I'm going to jump in. Okay. Basically,

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Speaker 1: this is a call to all of our Australian bananimals. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I will let Helen start it, and then I'll jump

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Speaker 1: is Helen Nance Wiley. Wonderful Beaneva banana boys.

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Speaker 3: My name is Helen. I'm an original murder banana since

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Speaker 2: You can't, oh, one like a package doesn't accidentally go

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Speaker 2: One I'll do one please, one advice.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh my God made and of course one

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry these things happen. M all right, six

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Speaker 1: Well, what's that train? Isn't there a train that goes

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Speaker 2: Right, that's that's exciting to go coast to coast. Just

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Speaker 1: It's more than enough.

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Speaker 1: Well, big dumb goal is exactly what you should do.

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Speaker 1: So all that to say is, if you've never been

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Speaker 2: Another idea, get a degree, big dumb idea, go to

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Speaker 2: I haven't been there since I was twelve years old

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Speaker 1: What's better than that?

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Speaker 1: the bike and golf cart crew. Man, it's a nice

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Speaker 1: little bike in golf cart vacation. Yeah, that's nice.

439
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Speaker 4: Give us give me a would you rather Scotting?

440
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Speaker 1: GK G Cat right? GK right?

441
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 4: GK Wright?

442
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: Okay? Would you rather wake up naked in a forest

443
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: five miles from home or wake up wake up in

444
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: your underwear at.

445
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 4: Work naked in a forest five miles from home?

446
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?

447
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah definitely.

448
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 1: But we have weird jobs. I mean, you could show

449
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: up to set in your underwear and they'd be like,

450
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: get this guy into wardrobe.

451
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: No, that's the reason I want to do the wilderness

452
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 2: thing where it's a psycho. It would be kind of

453
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 2: normal for me to be in underwear at my job

454
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 2: as a person who's been totally nude on Netflix.

455
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: That is true. And they didn't know you were going

456
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 1: to do that, right or who didn't know that you're

457
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: on Netflix? What's his face?

458
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 4: Didn't know?

459
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman.

460
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 4: Jason Bateman did not know.

461
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: Fantastic, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

462
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 2: And Jason Bateman is a very he'sy, he's like a germophobe,

463
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: and he also doesn't like physical contact.

464
00:23:59,280 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: Is that true?

465
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,360
Speaker 3: Oh?

466
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: That makes it so much better.

467
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 4: And so I was like hugging him a lot nude

468
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 4: doing yoga.

469
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: So they knew that going in, so they teed it

470
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: up so he was going to have to get out

471
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 1: of his coat. You could see the way he smile

472
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: hugs you that he is not having that. He's like

473
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 1: gritting his teeth and bearing it. He's trying to make

474
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: an actor break like that.

475
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it was fun.

476
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: Here's just a funny one that, uh, this is so silly.

477
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: This isn't even a would you rather? Actually we'll do

478
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: here's one for you, Kurt. Would you rather have human

479
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: intellect but a crow's body or a crow's intellect in

480
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: a human body? This is from Imagen Imagen Field, which

481
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: is a great name. Oh so is it?

482
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Speaker 4: Am I? Am I the size of a crow? I

483
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 4: wonder or am I your size?

484
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

485
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's a nice wrinkle.

486
00:24:59,280 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 3: You know.

487
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 4: If I'm that, that's amazing.

488
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: People are gonna come for miles to see me type

489
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: out words on a computer.

490
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say, crows not only recognize tools, but they

491
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: recognize how to use the tool, like how things fit

492
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: into other things. I let's say crow size normal or

493
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: raven a crow size, but you have a humans intellect,

494
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 1: or you are your size, but you have a bird brain.

495
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go be in

496
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 4: a crow. Cans down, you go.

497
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: And crow, you get to fly. I feel like I'm

498
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: operating at like maybe a two crow brain myself right now.

499
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 1: And I know this experience really well. As soon as

500
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Speaker 1: I I want to.

501
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 2: Fly, as soon as I thought of being able to

502
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 2: type on a computer, it's just like you're done.

503
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: There you go.

504
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 2: You can just fly into a house type out a computer.

505
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: Hey I'm a crow, but I'm a person. And then

506
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you're a famous crow. You get

507
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 2: whatever you want. You're like, would you make me a bagel?

508
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: And then they make you a bagel and then you're

509
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: just like all right, break it up.

510
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: But little pieces of throw it on the floor. That

511
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: is so cool that that, even as a crow with

512
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: a human's intellect, do you still just want to bagel

513
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: first and foremost. You're going bagel that's so good.

514
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 4: I figure I'm probably hungry, you know.

515
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: I think bagels are finally reaching Los Angeles too. I

516
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: think we're entering our bagel era out here.

517
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 4: I know, and I love it when you see I

518
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 4: don't know.

519
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,439
Speaker 2: I saw something online and it's all these people from

520
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 2: New York, which I agreed with when I lived in

521
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: New York, like you, Californian dogs don't have a good bagel.

522
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know a bagel if it bit you in

523
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 2: the ass. And now all of a sudden we have

524
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Speaker 2: like we have a lot of good bagels in Los Angeles.

525
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 2: Now I would put it there's not as many good

526
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Speaker 2: bagel like you have to travel to get the good bagel,

527
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 2: but the good bagel that is here.

528
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 4: I would put it up against a good bagel.

529
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Speaker 1: And of course, of course everything that couldn't afford New

530
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: York moves here, and then when they can't afford it here,

531
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: they go to another city. It's a very fun system

532
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: where for five years we get it's something incredible, and

533
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: then it moves on and goes to San Diego or

534
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: or Austin or I don't know, somewhere cheaper than La.

535
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: Do you have any other advices? Let's see, because I

536
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: have so many. Would you Rather? We've never I mean,

537
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: I love them. I actually feel like would you Rather

538
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: would just be a great podcast for us to do,

539
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: just a totally separate thing than the bonusodes because it's

540
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: so damn silly. And then I will say I've gotten one,

541
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: like fifteen times in the three episodes or whatever that

542
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: we've done this, which is pubes for teeth or teeth

543
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: for pubes, and it must be in either a game

544
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: or on a TV show or something, because I've gotten

545
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: it many times. So you could stop sending us pubes

546
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 1: for teeth or teeth for pubes.

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00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 4: Here's one ready, yes, sir, teeth for people, Pisa.

548
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 6: And Banana Boys. So my name is Neo, like like

549
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 6: in the Matrix. It's a great name. But I'm seventeen

550
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 6: and I'm about to enter the workforce, and in order

551
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 6: to do that, I need to write resumes and emails

552
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 6: and stuff like that.

553
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: Crazy.

554
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 6: Can you guys help me come up with a name

555
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 6: specific sign off for my name, because I feel like Neo.

556
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 6: There's a lot of puns that can do that, but

557
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 6: I can't. I can't think of any. So yeah, thank you. Yeah,

558
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 6: all right, I've been in a boys.

559
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: Good luck out there now, you'll be fine. Don't let

560
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: everybody rate on your parade. Everybody's a pessimist. You'll go

561
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: out there. You're going to take the world by storm.

562
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 4: Neo and Neo, your name is cool.

563
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: I like your name.

564
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: I think that's a really great name. And yeah, so

565
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 2: name specific sign offs for I like. I like the

566
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 2: idea that probably Neo doesn't use email very much. I

567
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: don't know, Like, I don't think. I don't think kids

568
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: use email anymore. I think it's all just like texting.

569
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: And like dming, I did.

570
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: Hear that gen Z doesn't say websites, they say apps,

571
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: and so you could tell when somebody's a millennial or

572
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: gen X because they say websites.

573
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 4: What that blows me away.

574
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: They also don't use credit cards. They use Apple pay

575
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: or Google pay or Samsung pey or whatever. But like

576
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: credit cards are very gen x, very millennial.

577
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 4: WHOA, that's great.

578
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: All phone, it's all phone, baby, It's all phone baby won.

579
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: Steve Jobs won twenty years after his death. He's still

580
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: getting this. Just forcing that apple down our throats.

581
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 4: Anyway, Leo, Yeah, blame it on Neo. That's my sweep.

582
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: WHOA, Yeah, that is is pretty good.

583
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: That is like a eighties I don't know. Blame it

584
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 4: on Rio. Was is eighties movie or was it a song?

585
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blame it on Rio.

586
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, blame it on Rio. Do you remember blame on Rio?

587
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: I knew the reference.

588
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: It's a nineteen eighty four comedy Movements. Yeah, it's a

589
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: movie with Michael Caine. Oh, a young Michael Caine making

590
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: out with some young ladies.

591
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go old. You can also do the

592
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: Duran Duran version. My name is Neo and I dances

593
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: in the sand, And people would be like, well, we're

594
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: not hiring them. My name is Neo and I dances

595
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: in the sand. Mama mio. This has been a neo

596
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: that's fun, that's fun, that's not a bad way to

597
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: This has been an meo. This has been a neo

598
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: that's not bad.

599
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 4: And it's this been uh Nia.

600
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you can let them decide if you're co

601
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: opting Italians or not.

602
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 2: I think that's fine. Mama mio, Mama mio. This has

603
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 2: been a neo Yeah, is I think my favorite. I

604
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: don't think I can top that because that is right

605
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: up my alley. That's a level of dumb that I enjoyed.

606
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: You give it a try. Did remember like there was

607
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: always like tactics. I heard once somebody sold a TV pitch,

608
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: like during a job interview for I think it was

609
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: IFC or Comedy Central, but they while they were pitching

610
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: their show, they made they pulled out of a backpack

611
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: and made an entire pitchure of kool aid. Did this?

612
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 4: It was Dmitri Martin.

613
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it worked right, and they bought the show

614
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: it was for.

615
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 4: It was for Dmitri Martin, the show or show, yeah,

616
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 4: whatever it was called.

617
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, that was the perfect amount

618
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: of interesting. So a few years ago I pitched a

619
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: show called Pizza Tales with this great Barcelonian director. He

620
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: had this amazing short film and it was the best

621
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: TV show I ever pitched. That never became anything. We

622
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: did sell the pilot, but we just never got into series.

623
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: And I still like, I can't believe it. But I

624
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: took from Dmitri's idea and we got custom pizza boxes printed,

625
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: and then before every single in person pitch, this was

626
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: pre great Koar. I would go to the closest pizza

627
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: shop near and I would buy a medium cheese pizza

628
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: and I put it in our decorated box that said

629
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: Pizza Tales created by you know, Pablo and Scotti and

630
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: had our own art. It was incredible. And then we

631
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: would take pizza and paper plates and every single executive

632
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: was so like, this is incredible. They're like, is this real?

633
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: Did you guys just get this? I was like, I

634
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: bought it twenty minutes ago. And they would all eat

635
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: pizza and then they would listen to the pitch and

636
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: they were content and happy. And we got one offer

637
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: from Quibby. We got one offer from FX, but they

638
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: wanted to take hour long pilot and turn it into

639
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: a fifteen minute pilot.

640
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 4: Oh lord, that's so.

641
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: That's taking forty five pages out of a script, out

642
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: of a sixty page script.

643
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 4: And the script was already written.

644
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we already had a script. And then Quibby was like.

645
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: But Quibby was like, we're just going to break it

646
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: up into for fifteen minutes what was everybody's obsession with

647
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes? They were like kind of compete with YouTube.

648
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then when you watch YouTube around the time,

649
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: they were already so behind because people were watching the

650
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: Jena Marbles is and people that were doing like day

651
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: blogs or day vlogs where they would be a thirty

652
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: seven minute video about what they did that day, and

653
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: people would watch the whole thing like TV. That's the

654
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: whole thing. The point is they don't know what they're doing,

655
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: but it was. It really did work And if I

656
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: ever took that back out, I feel like I feel

657
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: like making pizza are buying pizza and putting it in

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Speaker 1: a marked box was one of those things that actually

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Speaker 1: did work. And if you can neo, if you can

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Speaker 1: find any small and not obnoxious way to leave make

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Speaker 1: an impact, it does go above and beyond. You will

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Speaker 1: stand out from just everybody that's on indeed dot Com

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Speaker 1: launching a million like try to try to do something

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Speaker 1: original and if it's your sign off, great and if

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Speaker 1: it's your resume, yeah that's cool. Don't worry about formatting.

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Speaker 1: If you're applying for certain jobs and you have a

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Speaker 1: more creative thing, I don't know, like a menu, and

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Speaker 1: you want to do your resume like a menu, and

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Speaker 1: you say welcome to NEOs and you sign it off

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Speaker 1: with mama meo, this has been a neo. And then

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Speaker 1: everything just has prices next to it. It's all your

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Speaker 1: credits and how long you were at wherever you went

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Speaker 1: to school. That might work. Yeah, here's one from Jennifer Schmidt,

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Speaker 1: Jay Schmidt. Would you rather? Mm hmmm, Curdie B.

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Speaker 4: I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: Always have to dry off with paper towels anytime you showered, okay?

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Speaker 1: Or you have to eat every meal with your hands?

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Speaker 4: I mean these both sound delightful exactly.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a fun night.

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Speaker 4: This is like this is like a it's not a

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Speaker 4: would you rather? Which would you prefer?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what would you prefer?

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Speaker 2: I think eat every meal with my hands? But I

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Speaker 2: mean like, oh, but here's the question, right are other

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Speaker 2: people using? Like if I go to La Bernadin or something,

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Speaker 2: do I have to use my hands? You do that

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Speaker 2: and everyone else is that's the thing. I guess I

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Speaker 2: have to go paper towel with that one. And then

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Speaker 2: I feel bad, you know, I feel bad about the

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Speaker 2: waste of paper towels that I'll have to use but

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Speaker 2: I would. I think I could get pretty good. I've

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Speaker 2: often found myself with only like a hand towel to.

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Speaker 1: Dry Absolutely, are we kidding?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've found and it's uh, you do it? You

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Speaker 4: just that hand towel gets wet?

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Speaker 1: Yes, besides the weird environmental impact, but yeah, you could

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Speaker 1: dry off. You made two squares, two squares of paper towel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a funny one that's not. This is almost

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Speaker 1: like a would you prefer? Too? Which is very funny.

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Speaker 1: It's this is from I think it's Lara Kelly. It

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Speaker 1: could be Laura Kelly. It's l A R R A. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's go, law Let's go Laura Kelly. Uh,

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Speaker 1: kurdie b not specifically a would you rather? But I

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Speaker 1: asked my partners the other day, who knows what that

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Speaker 1: means if they had to replace.

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Speaker 4: I think it means a threatle or a polycoole.

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Speaker 1: These days thropples out the wazoo and good for you

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Speaker 1: have fun if everybody is an adult consenting, have a

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Speaker 1: ball or two or six. I asked my partners the

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Speaker 1: other day, if they had to replace one body part

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Speaker 1: with a hot dog, which body part would they choose?

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Speaker 4: And why, Oh, that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: You have to have replace one thing. So it's gonna

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Speaker 1: smell like a hot dog. It's gonna be a little,

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Speaker 1: you know, flimsy.

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Speaker 4: Like it doesn't rot. It doesn't rot, no, because it

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Speaker 4: doesn't rot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just say it's a fresh hot dog every day.

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Speaker 4: It's a shot dog every day. It doesn't rot.

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Speaker 1: I worry that it could break off, you got it?

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Speaker 4: You have to, Oh, I have to be worried about that.

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Speaker 2: It's not they're not like they're not like the hot

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Speaker 2: dog fingers in everything everywhere, all at once, which those

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Speaker 2: seem like you can't break those.

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Speaker 1: It seems like those rubber eyes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's imagine that they're like that, that their rubber

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Speaker 2: eyes can't snap.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't. There's no fear of breaking them off.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is a safer This is a safe space

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Speaker 1: for hu.

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Speaker 4: And I'm just gonna say, my eyes, what.

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Speaker 1: Boy? I never that didn't even come into my I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how many body parts a human has,

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Speaker 1: but that one did not come into my thought process.

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Speaker 1: It just both eyes just straight out.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I would never, man, that is so funny. Hmmm. I

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Speaker 1: mean fingers and toes would be the obvious or the

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Speaker 1: most obvious. I wouldn't want, I think.

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Speaker 2: And this is I don't want to be gross. And

741
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Speaker 2: if you don't want to hear something gross, you should

742
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Speaker 2: just turn this off right now. Two minutes I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say testicles.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, again I never would have said that.

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Speaker 2: So two hot dogs down there instead of testicles, because

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Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, it's like.

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Speaker 4: In the bet in the beadoir. Now you got a

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Speaker 4: lot more options, you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's interesting. Okay, so you're thinking of it

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Speaker 1: from a considerate point of view, if you're thinking about

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Speaker 1: somebody else's enjoyment instead of your suffering, which is such

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Speaker 1: a tell exactly.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what could these be useful for?

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 1: That's so cool.

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Speaker 4: Pleasure pleasure. A hot dog gives you pleasure, doesn't it

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Speaker 4: gives me pleasure?

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Speaker 1: I love a hot dog. I love a hot dog.

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Speaker 1: It's it's got to get rare that I buy a

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Speaker 1: hot dog at a at a baseball game or you know,

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Speaker 1: sporting event, that I I don't eat half or all

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Speaker 1: of it before I even get to my seat. That's

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Speaker 1: how much I enjoy them in that situation. Probably anytime

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Speaker 1: I eat them. Oh, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago ate a. I

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Speaker 1: went to Fatso's and got a Chicago dog, and boy,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, that was another rose, no thorns about it.

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Speaker 1: That was so funk. I would pick I would do.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'd go straight sternum and I just put

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Speaker 1: it vertically where my sternam is. I would just want

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Speaker 1: a hot dog parallel.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, if no one can ever hit you

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Speaker 2: in the chest because your lugs will blas, you've made

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Speaker 2: yourself very vulnerable. I've might made myself a sex god

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Speaker 2: and you're very vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you could be the world's greatest jeweler with

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Speaker 1: your hot dog. Guys, just no monocle needed. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna close it and get right in there. I would

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Speaker 1: just love I mean, what happened to comedy and movies

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Speaker 1: like why isn't there when our guy turns and his

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Speaker 1: eyes are hot dogs and he's like, you know, see

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Speaker 1: the pediatrist, well the proctologist.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, folks for listening to this bonusode.

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Speaker 2: I got it right this time. I'd like to thank

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Speaker 2: everyone for sending in, keep sending in your your your

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Speaker 2: your your advice.

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Speaker 4: I did I say confessions before I said no, you can.

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Speaker 1: Also do that. We do those of the live shows,

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Speaker 1: but if you want to save them for the live shows, fine,

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Speaker 1: Or you can just confess things anonymously on here. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a good.

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Speaker 2: Trifecta confessions advice or would you rather? That is our bonusode.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Scottie, Thank you, Curdie.

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Speaker 1: B By. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 4: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 4: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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