1 00:00:04,795 --> 00:00:20,755 Speaker 1: Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. The 2 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:24,835 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers as Robert F. Kennedy Junior's Vice President's story 3 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:28,635 Speaker 1: has mutated and exploded from the ludicrous real life realms 4 00:00:28,675 --> 00:00:34,675 Speaker 1: of the proverbial idiocracy to shameful and disgusting and disqualifying. 5 00:00:34,755 --> 00:00:38,155 Speaker 1: And it is now so bad that Aaron Rodgers will 6 00:00:38,195 --> 00:00:41,595 Speaker 1: be lucky when this is over, if it is ever over, 7 00:00:42,035 --> 00:00:44,795 Speaker 1: if he still has a career in football. It is 8 00:00:44,995 --> 00:00:50,315 Speaker 1: that bad. CNN anchor and investigative reporter Pamela Brown now 9 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:53,195 Speaker 1: reveals that when she was assigned by the network to 10 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:57,955 Speaker 1: cover the Kentucky Derby the twenty thirteen Kentucky Derby nearly 11 00:00:58,035 --> 00:01:01,755 Speaker 1: eleven years ago, she was introduced to Aaron Rodgers at 12 00:01:01,755 --> 00:01:05,715 Speaker 1: a post derby party and quoting Brown's story. Ry hearing 13 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:08,875 Speaker 1: that she was a journalist with CNN, Rogers immediately began 14 00:01:08,955 --> 00:01:14,035 Speaker 1: attacking the news media for covering up important stories. Rogers 15 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:18,075 Speaker 1: brought up the tragic killing of twenty children and six 16 00:01:18,115 --> 00:01:22,315 Speaker 1: adults by a gunman at Sandy Hook Elementary School, claiming 17 00:01:22,475 --> 00:01:27,235 Speaker 1: it was actually a government inside job and the media 18 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:33,515 Speaker 1: was intentionally ignoring it. The worst conspiracy theory of them 19 00:01:33,515 --> 00:01:39,035 Speaker 1: all the worst, the Alex Jones stuff, the unforgivable, the 20 00:01:39,235 --> 00:01:45,155 Speaker 1: Roarshack test for insanity, in humanity, depravity, and Aaron Rodgers 21 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:48,475 Speaker 1: not only failed it, he failed it nearly eleven years ago. 22 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,835 Speaker 1: And he failed it and failed it voluntarily. He was 23 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:55,195 Speaker 1: the one who brought it up to a reporter, to 24 00:01:55,395 --> 00:01:59,475 Speaker 1: a reporter who has somehow restrained herself from reporting it 25 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:04,635 Speaker 1: for nearly eleven years. And if somehow that first had 26 00:02:04,675 --> 00:02:09,395 Speaker 1: and signed account of the insanity of Aaron Rodgers by 27 00:02:09,435 --> 00:02:14,035 Speaker 1: a CNN anchor is insufficient. This was hardly the only 28 00:02:14,115 --> 00:02:19,515 Speaker 1: time Aaron Rodgers questioned Sandy Hook. Quoting again, CNN has 29 00:02:19,555 --> 00:02:22,435 Speaker 1: spoken to another person with a similar story. This person, 30 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:26,195 Speaker 1: to whom CNN has granted anonymity so as to avoid harassment, 31 00:02:26,515 --> 00:02:30,635 Speaker 1: recalled that several years ago Rogers claimed, quote, Sandy Hook 32 00:02:30,755 --> 00:02:35,875 Speaker 1: never happened, All those children never existed. They were all actors. 33 00:02:36,395 --> 00:02:39,955 Speaker 1: When asked about the grieving parents, the source recalled Rogers saying, 34 00:02:40,275 --> 00:02:46,355 Speaker 1: they're all making it up. They're all actors unquote. I mean, 35 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:49,835 Speaker 1: until this moment. Aaron Rodgers has been a popular athlete 36 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:53,755 Speaker 1: who pitched insurance in commercials, who tried to become host 37 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:58,675 Speaker 1: of Jeopardy, while little details of a darker, certainly crazier 38 00:02:58,835 --> 00:03:02,075 Speaker 1: side had begun to leak out here and there, while 39 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,115 Speaker 1: still leaving him mostly as a mere embarrassed for his 40 00:03:05,195 --> 00:03:09,595 Speaker 1: newest employers, the New York Jets and ESPN and ESPN 41 00:03:09,675 --> 00:03:12,675 Speaker 1: host Pat McAfee, who pays Rogers a million a year 42 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:16,475 Speaker 1: to appear on his show. Rogers lied to the public 43 00:03:16,475 --> 00:03:19,395 Speaker 1: about his own COVID vaccination status. He has played the 44 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:23,875 Speaker 1: victim with ever escalating self righteousness and condescension and more 45 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:28,835 Speaker 1: conspiracy theories ever since then. But only now has it 46 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:33,115 Speaker 1: been revealed that he is himself a monster, unfit for 47 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:37,835 Speaker 1: any public stage, even the National Football League and certainly 48 00:03:37,915 --> 00:03:43,075 Speaker 1: even an hour Twilight Zone times, unfit for candidacy for 49 00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:47,715 Speaker 1: any political office. And the true nightmare contained in those 50 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:50,795 Speaker 1: quotes it was actually a government inside job. The media 51 00:03:50,915 --> 00:03:53,875 Speaker 1: was intentionally ignoring it. Sandy Hook never happened, all those 52 00:03:53,955 --> 00:03:59,915 Speaker 1: children never existed. The true worst case scenario is that 53 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:03,275 Speaker 1: it was clear as late as last night that before 54 00:04:03,355 --> 00:04:07,835 Speaker 1: CNN's revelation, Aaron Rodgers was at minimum Robert F. Kennedy 55 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:12,235 Speaker 1: Junior's co favorite for the vice presidential slot. On his 56 00:04:12,315 --> 00:04:18,195 Speaker 1: own farcical, conspiracy delusion driven independent presidential candidacy. Kennedy had 57 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:21,955 Speaker 1: confirmed he has met with Aaron Rodgers and the former 58 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:26,075 Speaker 1: wrestler and Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura about being vice president. 59 00:04:26,715 --> 00:04:30,755 Speaker 1: Just before this Rogers Sandy Hook story broke, Kennedy had 60 00:04:30,795 --> 00:04:33,955 Speaker 1: announced he will reveal his running mate a week from 61 00:04:34,075 --> 00:04:37,235 Speaker 1: next Tuesday, the twenty sixth of this month, and that 62 00:04:37,435 --> 00:04:41,595 Speaker 1: nightmare is Robert F. Kennedy Junior is himself so addled, 63 00:04:42,195 --> 00:04:46,715 Speaker 1: so warped, so consumed by our era in which seemingly 64 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:51,595 Speaker 1: functional humans are in fact capable of believing and spreading 65 00:04:52,235 --> 00:04:57,155 Speaker 1: and amplifying and promulgating the most disgusting and subhuman and 66 00:04:57,235 --> 00:05:02,275 Speaker 1: still most importantly impossible things because their brains no longer 67 00:05:02,355 --> 00:05:05,555 Speaker 1: work right, and they cannot wait to try to make 68 00:05:05,835 --> 00:05:10,395 Speaker 1: your brain no longer work right either. Thus, the ultimate 69 00:05:10,675 --> 00:05:15,475 Speaker 1: nightmare here is Aaron Rodgers is, or at best was, 70 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:20,755 Speaker 1: a Sandy Hook denier, And frankly, I don't know if 71 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:26,075 Speaker 1: in RFK Junior's eyes, that fact eliminates Aaron Rodgers as 72 00:05:26,115 --> 00:05:30,035 Speaker 1: a potential running mate, or if it clinches the goddamned 73 00:05:30,115 --> 00:05:45,315 Speaker 1: spot for him. If that didn't tell you all you 74 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:49,395 Speaker 1: needed to know about this asinine political timeline. Consider these 75 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:54,315 Speaker 1: Trump legal facts. It is clear it is blazing through 76 00:05:54,475 --> 00:05:58,675 Speaker 1: Washington that after Robert K. Hurr crashed like the Hindenburg 77 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,915 Speaker 1: over all of their heads on Tuesday, House Republicans have 78 00:06:02,955 --> 00:06:06,915 Speaker 1: devised a new Joe Joe Biden impeachment strategy, and that 79 00:06:07,115 --> 00:06:15,075 Speaker 1: strategy is to not impeach Joe Biden Trump Hump. Congressman 80 00:06:15,155 --> 00:06:19,715 Speaker 1: Troy Nells of Texas was blunt, I don't think we 81 00:06:19,835 --> 00:06:23,915 Speaker 1: have the will to impeach Joe Biden. We don't. More importantly, 82 00:06:23,955 --> 00:06:27,515 Speaker 1: they don't have any evidence, to the point that even 83 00:06:27,515 --> 00:06:30,235 Speaker 1: one of the weirdest people from the last of our 84 00:06:30,395 --> 00:06:35,995 Speaker 1: weird timelines, darryl Isa of California, told punch Bowl News quote, 85 00:06:36,235 --> 00:06:39,195 Speaker 1: I do believe we need to bring this to a conclusion. 86 00:06:40,395 --> 00:06:43,755 Speaker 1: What they do have, these Republicans, is a principal witness 87 00:06:43,755 --> 00:06:46,235 Speaker 1: who was arrested last month for lying to the FBI 88 00:06:46,515 --> 00:06:49,035 Speaker 1: and who was being kept in jail without bond because 89 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:51,875 Speaker 1: the prosecutors and the judges think he was already plotting 90 00:06:51,915 --> 00:06:55,835 Speaker 1: to flee the country, and a secondary witness who was 91 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,915 Speaker 1: already serving a prison term, and a special counsel who 92 00:06:58,955 --> 00:07:01,395 Speaker 1: found nothing to charge the President with, so instead he 93 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:04,435 Speaker 1: slandered him, and the slander was proved to be alive 94 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:07,155 Speaker 1: the Special Council's own transcript of his own interview with 95 00:07:07,195 --> 00:07:11,635 Speaker 1: the President. On top of this, the two congressmen who 96 00:07:11,675 --> 00:07:15,395 Speaker 1: have run the non impeachment into the ground to such 97 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:17,315 Speaker 1: a degree that if you told me they were actually 98 00:07:17,355 --> 00:07:21,835 Speaker 1: Democratic plants who will soon pull off their masks mission 99 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,595 Speaker 1: impossible style and turn out to be Ron Klaine and 100 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:31,195 Speaker 1: doctor Jill Biden. Those two guys, those fundsters, Jamie Comer 101 00:07:31,235 --> 00:07:35,235 Speaker 1: and Jim Jordan. They have been so declawed by their 102 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:39,155 Speaker 1: endless failures that when Comer invited Hunter Biden to a 103 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:45,635 Speaker 1: public hearing next Wednesday about something, the president's son not 104 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:48,595 Speaker 1: only declined and said he had a pre hearing in 105 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:53,715 Speaker 1: California that week, but his lawyer, Abby Lowell wrote, your blatant, 106 00:07:53,915 --> 00:07:57,115 Speaker 1: planned for media event is not a proper proceeding, but 107 00:07:57,195 --> 00:08:01,075 Speaker 1: an obvious attempt to throw a hail Mary pass after 108 00:08:01,115 --> 00:08:06,235 Speaker 1: the game has ended, sort of anticipating the Aaron Rodgers story. 109 00:08:06,475 --> 00:08:09,315 Speaker 1: The Republicans are not going to just punt, though on 110 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:12,755 Speaker 1: this whole thing, consensus seems to be they have two options. 111 00:08:12,995 --> 00:08:18,475 Speaker 1: One is to demand legislative reforms, new laws guaranteeing greater 112 00:08:18,595 --> 00:08:22,915 Speaker 1: oversight of the business dealings by the families of presidents 113 00:08:22,955 --> 00:08:29,995 Speaker 1: and vice presidents, especially international business dealings. Because greater oversight 114 00:08:30,195 --> 00:08:34,275 Speaker 1: of the business dealings by the families of presidents is 115 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:44,675 Speaker 1: exactly the first thing Donald J corrupt Trump wants, good 116 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:49,435 Speaker 1: plan Jamie. When that slight flaw in their plan occurs 117 00:08:49,435 --> 00:08:52,555 Speaker 1: to these bozos, they can then switch to Plan B. 118 00:08:52,995 --> 00:08:58,515 Speaker 1: Criminal referrals. Comer and Jordan concoct something resembling a crime 119 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:02,755 Speaker 1: from this mess. They insist Hunter Biden committed it, or 120 00:09:03,235 --> 00:09:07,155 Speaker 1: President Biden did it, or Commander the Dog Biden did it, 121 00:09:07,395 --> 00:09:09,035 Speaker 1: and then they write it up and they send it 122 00:09:09,075 --> 00:09:14,235 Speaker 1: off as a criminal referral to Merrick Garland. Justice. I know, 123 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:17,955 Speaker 1: I know it sounds dumb. He never does anything, but look, 124 00:09:18,075 --> 00:09:22,635 Speaker 1: this is Merrick Garland. So the chances of action are 125 00:09:22,675 --> 00:09:26,155 Speaker 1: actually greater than zero with that jackass Garland. It could 126 00:09:26,155 --> 00:09:29,035 Speaker 1: be one hundred percent for all we know. At minimum, 127 00:09:29,075 --> 00:09:31,835 Speaker 1: this would set up some future Republican Attorney general to 128 00:09:31,915 --> 00:09:36,675 Speaker 1: prosecute the Bidens, hopefully, you know, in the year twenty 129 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:41,835 Speaker 1: one fifty seven or something whatever. Plan these, Nitwitz ultimately 130 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:45,875 Speaker 1: go with though it is now clear to protect President 131 00:09:46,075 --> 00:09:51,755 Speaker 1: Joseph Robinett Biden Junior, protect Jamie Comer and Jim Jordan 132 00:09:51,835 --> 00:10:03,955 Speaker 1: at all costs. That theory that we are living in 133 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:09,035 Speaker 1: a computers simulation has spawned a billion corollaries. Of course 134 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:12,715 Speaker 1: it has. We're in a simulation. But the most intriguing 135 00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:15,275 Speaker 1: of them was that if any character in the simulation 136 00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:19,875 Speaker 1: figured out the simulation, the simulation would immediately reset to 137 00:10:19,955 --> 00:10:24,395 Speaker 1: make itself more difficult to figure out. My own version 138 00:10:24,435 --> 00:10:26,675 Speaker 1: of that, of course, is that if any character in 139 00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:30,475 Speaker 1: the simulation figures it out, the simulation immediately resets to 140 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:36,875 Speaker 1: make itself dumber. Consider Don Lemon gets fired by CNN 141 00:10:36,995 --> 00:10:40,875 Speaker 1: not for having asked if that missing Malaysian jetliner a 142 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:44,195 Speaker 1: decade ago could have been swallowed up by a black hole, 143 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:49,675 Speaker 1: a very small, very specific black hole that doesn't like jetliners. 144 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:54,515 Speaker 1: Not fired for that, but rather for later misogyny and incorrigibility. 145 00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:59,515 Speaker 1: Don Lemon immediately strikes a deal with Elon Musk to 146 00:10:59,755 --> 00:11:05,115 Speaker 1: do a news show on twitter x, only about seven 147 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:09,075 Speaker 1: years after twitter x stopped being a primary venue for 148 00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:13,115 Speaker 1: political videos. Trust me, I basically invented it. As a 149 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:17,555 Speaker 1: primary venue for political video. Lemon does one episode. It's 150 00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:20,395 Speaker 1: an interview with Musk. In the interview, Musk tells him 151 00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:22,355 Speaker 1: he's only doing the interview because Lemon has agreed to 152 00:11:22,355 --> 00:11:25,555 Speaker 1: do the show on X, and Lemon promptly asks Apartheid 153 00:11:25,635 --> 00:11:29,835 Speaker 1: Clyde about his drug use, especially if ketamine. So now 154 00:11:29,915 --> 00:11:34,795 Speaker 1: Musk isn't Apartheid Clyde, He's Ketamine Clyde and presto. The 155 00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:37,915 Speaker 1: next day, Lemon announces Musk has canceled Lemon's new show. 156 00:11:39,995 --> 00:11:43,075 Speaker 1: Lemon says he was canceled because he asked tough questions. 157 00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:46,395 Speaker 1: Musk then said, now he was canceled because, quote, his 158 00:11:46,475 --> 00:11:50,075 Speaker 1: approach was just CNN but on social media, instead of 159 00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:52,675 Speaker 1: it being the real Don Lemon, it was really just 160 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:59,915 Speaker 1: Jeff Zucker talking through Don unquote, which ironically would seem 161 00:11:59,955 --> 00:12:04,195 Speaker 1: to confirm the Musk drug stories. Is Jeff Zucker in 162 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,715 Speaker 1: the room with us right now? Elon The New York 163 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:11,315 Speaker 1: Post then reports that Musk canceled the deal because Lemon 164 00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:15,195 Speaker 1: was dull, but he also canceled it because Lemon was 165 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:19,675 Speaker 1: too edgy and he asked Musk questions that Musk didn't like. 166 00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:22,475 Speaker 1: But he didn't ask him about his ex girlfriend Amber 167 00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:26,555 Speaker 1: heard and quote Elon probably would have liked that, which 168 00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:29,755 Speaker 1: also seems to confirm the Musk drug stories. And then, 169 00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:32,955 Speaker 1: as if it needed to get even crazier, Semaphore News 170 00:12:32,995 --> 00:12:37,155 Speaker 1: reported that Musk had given Lemon a contract, but he 171 00:12:37,195 --> 00:12:39,995 Speaker 1: now claims he does not owe Lemon a dollar because, 172 00:12:40,075 --> 00:12:43,915 Speaker 1: get this, Lemon had failed to sign the contract. He 173 00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:46,515 Speaker 1: just let it sit there and didn't sign it and 174 00:12:46,555 --> 00:12:52,155 Speaker 1: return it. So I guess he was just trusting Elon Musk. 175 00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:59,875 Speaker 1: Never trust Elon Musk. That would seem to suggest that 176 00:12:59,955 --> 00:13:03,955 Speaker 1: maybe Lemon was even more impaired than was Musk. As 177 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:08,155 Speaker 1: a post ripped here the equally fired by CNN, Chris 178 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:13,835 Speaker 1: Cuomo has joined some right wing site called Valued Tainment, 179 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:22,555 Speaker 1: which leads to one final conclusion, Chris, don have some 180 00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:27,595 Speaker 1: self respect, stay home and talk to a mirror for 181 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:35,155 Speaker 1: an hour and back to the asinine political timeline with 182 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:40,555 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers, Sandy Hook, Denier and the Republican impeachment strategy 183 00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:45,155 Speaker 1: of not impeaching, and Chris Como and Don Lemon and 184 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:50,835 Speaker 1: Ketamine Clyde consider this. Trump and his mafia are now 185 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:55,595 Speaker 1: facing thirty five charges, including ten felony counts in Georgia, 186 00:13:56,035 --> 00:14:01,035 Speaker 1: and they are spinning it as a win because until 187 00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:03,795 Speaker 1: Judge Scott McAfee threw a few of them out on 188 00:14:03,835 --> 00:14:08,275 Speaker 1: substantial ground yesterday, but in the context effectively trivial crowns, 189 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:13,155 Speaker 1: Trump and company were facing forty one charges and thirteen 190 00:14:13,315 --> 00:14:16,995 Speaker 1: felon He's not thirty five and ten. And by the way, 191 00:14:17,035 --> 00:14:20,355 Speaker 1: the judge specifically said the DA Fannie Willis could refile 192 00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:23,075 Speaker 1: the indictment to include all the dismissed charges if she 193 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:28,155 Speaker 1: wanted to accept the delay that would entail parenthetically, that 194 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:31,835 Speaker 1: Judge McAfee would make these rulings now when he is 195 00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:35,755 Speaker 1: promised by tomorrow a ruling on the attempt to get 196 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,235 Speaker 1: d A. Willis disqualified from the case because of her 197 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:43,035 Speaker 1: personal life. And McAfee reiterated that promise yesterday, that decision 198 00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:46,395 Speaker 1: to just cull a few charges from the gigantic pile 199 00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:49,835 Speaker 1: that is trump illegality in Georgia. That pretty much confirms 200 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:53,115 Speaker 1: he is not going to disqualify Fannie Willis or toss 201 00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:56,195 Speaker 1: the case on the simple premise, why would the judge 202 00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:58,515 Speaker 1: go to such lengths to issue such a detailed and 203 00:14:58,555 --> 00:15:02,635 Speaker 1: specific ruling on some charges On Wednesday if he were 204 00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:06,595 Speaker 1: planning to in effect throw the whole case out on Friday, 205 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:13,195 Speaker 1: which brings us to Alena Habba. It is bad enough 206 00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:18,155 Speaker 1: that one of Trump's hoodlums, Michael Roman, introduced the motions 207 00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:22,435 Speaker 1: against d A. Willis and her alleged boyfriend. That's Trumpst's 208 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:26,955 Speaker 1: claiming a relationship is prejudicial in a court proceeding while 209 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:30,835 Speaker 1: defending to the death Clarence Thomas's right to decide Trump 210 00:15:30,915 --> 00:15:34,275 Speaker 1: cases while his wife was an active part of Trump's 211 00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:40,235 Speaker 1: attempt to overthrow the government. But now Alina Habba, America's 212 00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:48,195 Speaker 1: foremost expert in parking lot law, has mocked Fannie Willis's name. 213 00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:51,715 Speaker 2: I don't think it's indicative necessarily of his actions in 214 00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:54,955 Speaker 2: terms of Fanny, I think that Fanny, Fannie, whatever she 215 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:56,355 Speaker 2: calls herself is. 216 00:15:56,395 --> 00:16:00,995 Speaker 1: She's got her own issues. That's a woman named Alena 217 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:12,835 Speaker 1: Habba Habah habadum making fun of anybody else's name in 218 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:18,715 Speaker 1: the world. Hab Oh, Nancy. 219 00:16:21,955 --> 00:16:34,275 Speaker 2: Had dude, bonehead, She's a bonehead mocking someone else's family name. 220 00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:40,515 Speaker 1: Parking legal expert, have a have a have a dumb name? 221 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:45,515 Speaker 1: I have a dumb name. No, she can't fake being small. 222 00:16:47,955 --> 00:16:57,195 Speaker 1: Thank you, Nancy, faust. Also of interest here. Also of 223 00:16:57,195 --> 00:17:00,515 Speaker 1: interest here, another glitch in the computer simulation's attempt to 224 00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:03,195 Speaker 1: keep itself hidden is now sounding like a broken record. 225 00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:07,075 Speaker 1: It's called a Nancy Mace and it is still demanding 226 00:17:07,115 --> 00:17:12,515 Speaker 1: an apology from George Stephanopolis for shaming rape victims, which 227 00:17:12,555 --> 00:17:17,515 Speaker 1: he did not do, but this Nancy Mace character did. Plus, 228 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:22,795 Speaker 1: it is time to turn off NBC News and fire 229 00:17:23,595 --> 00:17:30,155 Speaker 1: everybody that's next. This is countdown. This is Countdown, with 230 00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:54,115 Speaker 1: Keith Olboman still ahead of us on this all new 231 00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:56,955 Speaker 1: edition of Countdown. Things I've promised not to tell. And 232 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,035 Speaker 1: a new and terrifying story about one of my dogs, 233 00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:03,835 Speaker 1: terrifying until you get to the end of it, and 234 00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:06,675 Speaker 1: the doctor's an I erupt into laughter, and I am 235 00:18:06,715 --> 00:18:09,475 Speaker 1: diagnosed with having the closest thing to a canine version 236 00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:13,995 Speaker 1: of Munchausen syndrome. By proxy coming up, I promise it 237 00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:18,355 Speaker 1: ends not with tears, but with me be clowning myself. First, 238 00:18:18,435 --> 00:18:21,635 Speaker 1: still more idiots be clowning themselves to talk about the 239 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:24,275 Speaker 1: daily roundup of the mis grants, morons and Dunning Kruger 240 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:30,755 Speaker 1: effects specimens who constitute two days worst persons in the world. First, 241 00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:35,955 Speaker 1: the brons worse Trump. First his slaves got on President 242 00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:39,915 Speaker 1: Biden for not saying the name of murder victim Lincoln Riley. 243 00:18:40,355 --> 00:18:42,315 Speaker 1: Then they got on him for saying her name during 244 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,755 Speaker 1: the State of the Union but saying it wrong. Then 245 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,195 Speaker 1: Marjorie Green said it wrong exactly as the President had. 246 00:18:48,555 --> 00:18:52,515 Speaker 1: Then Congresswoman cave Woman apparently confessed that she had told 247 00:18:52,595 --> 00:18:57,875 Speaker 1: Biden the wrong pronunciation, the wrong name Lincoln Riley, now 248 00:18:57,955 --> 00:19:01,515 Speaker 1: the punchline. Atop the punchline, Trump posed for a photo 249 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:05,275 Speaker 1: op with her family and autographed a picture of the woman, 250 00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:09,955 Speaker 1: addressing it to her, I love you, Laken, as one 251 00:19:10,035 --> 00:19:13,915 Speaker 1: does if one is a psychopath, and in this autograph, 252 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:21,835 Speaker 1: Trump misspelled her name. Next runners up worser NBC News, 253 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,835 Speaker 1: which still has not fired nor reprimanded its latest on 254 00:19:25,115 --> 00:19:31,195 Speaker 1: air tire fire. Justice correspondent Kendelanian, as I noted here Tuesday, 255 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:35,595 Speaker 1: Delanian clutched his pearls and insisted quote. The Robert her 256 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:38,555 Speaker 1: hearing is a perfect example of what American politics has become. 257 00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:42,795 Speaker 1: A career public servant spends a year reaching conclusions that 258 00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:46,435 Speaker 1: are inconvenient for partisans of each party, so they set 259 00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:51,395 Speaker 1: about questioning his motives and ethics on national television unquote, 260 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:55,715 Speaker 1: Delanian got appropriately roasted for his both sides of naivee, 261 00:19:55,915 --> 00:19:59,235 Speaker 1: since what the her hearing really was a perfect example 262 00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:02,715 Speaker 1: of was a corrupt political hack lying about a sitting 263 00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:06,515 Speaker 1: president's mental acuity and getting caught lying by his own 264 00:20:06,595 --> 00:20:10,515 Speaker 1: transcript of his own interview with that president. And it 265 00:20:10,595 --> 00:20:14,155 Speaker 1: is about one party, the Democrats, calling him out for 266 00:20:14,355 --> 00:20:18,275 Speaker 1: lying that way, while the other party, the Republica fascists, 267 00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:20,955 Speaker 1: called him out for not lying enough about the president, 268 00:20:21,435 --> 00:20:25,595 Speaker 1: and then this idiot Delanian and the increasingly unreliable Dolts 269 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:31,075 Speaker 1: at NBC News insisting that fighting lies and fighting for 270 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:36,715 Speaker 1: moral lies is the same thing. Delanian promptly got community noted, 271 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:39,955 Speaker 1: even on Twitter x because Robert Hurr has not been, 272 00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:42,955 Speaker 1: as he described him, a career public servant. He had 273 00:20:42,955 --> 00:20:45,955 Speaker 1: spent several years at the twenty second richest private law 274 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,915 Speaker 1: firm in the world, and he's now gone from public 275 00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:52,595 Speaker 1: service to private, to public, and now to private again 276 00:20:52,915 --> 00:20:56,155 Speaker 1: in the last seven years. It was also mentioned that 277 00:20:56,235 --> 00:21:00,075 Speaker 1: he'd already resigned from public service just this week, apparently 278 00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:03,395 Speaker 1: so he could go to this anti Biden committee hearing 279 00:21:03,475 --> 00:21:07,955 Speaker 1: as a civilian and serve as an advocate for Trump 280 00:21:08,075 --> 00:21:13,155 Speaker 1: and dictatorship on TV. But Delanian will not stop digging. 281 00:21:13,395 --> 00:21:16,155 Speaker 1: He fired back at a CBS reporter who noted that 282 00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:18,755 Speaker 1: the transcript proved her had not told the whole truth. 283 00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:22,355 Speaker 1: He insisted Joe Biden was getting help remembering the date 284 00:21:22,395 --> 00:21:25,195 Speaker 1: from his lawyers. Then a CNN reporter called him out 285 00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:28,515 Speaker 1: for getting the public service stuff about Robert hur wrong. 286 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:32,155 Speaker 1: Delanian clapped back the vast majority of his working life 287 00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:34,515 Speaker 1: had been spent in the public sector before he left 288 00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:37,435 Speaker 1: DOJ in twenty twenty one to join a law firm. 289 00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:39,755 Speaker 1: From two thousand and seven to twenty fourteen, he was 290 00:21:39,795 --> 00:21:44,795 Speaker 1: a federal prosecutor in Maryland. As the firestorm continued, Delanian 291 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,195 Speaker 1: found a quote from a lawyer somewhere, a guy named 292 00:21:47,235 --> 00:21:52,555 Speaker 1: John Fishwick. Delanian identified Fishwick as an Obama appointed US 293 00:21:52,675 --> 00:21:55,995 Speaker 1: attorney and quoted Fishwick as saying that Robert Hurr was 294 00:21:56,035 --> 00:22:00,915 Speaker 1: the ideal prosecutor, non political, not overly zealous, and quote 295 00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:04,675 Speaker 1: Merrick Garland was wise to stay out of his way. 296 00:22:04,835 --> 00:22:09,755 Speaker 1: Not this guy. Fishwick lasted thirteen months as a US attorney, 297 00:22:10,155 --> 00:22:12,755 Speaker 1: and he had started his career as a clerk to 298 00:22:12,835 --> 00:22:17,275 Speaker 1: a federal judge appointed by Richard Nixon. By the way, 299 00:22:17,315 --> 00:22:20,915 Speaker 1: the community note about HER's career public servant on the 300 00:22:20,995 --> 00:22:24,555 Speaker 1: Kendalanian tweet pointed out that Maryland prosecutors Job Delanian was 301 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:28,075 Speaker 1: holding out his evidence was a political appointment, requiring confirmation 302 00:22:28,155 --> 00:22:33,155 Speaker 1: by the Senate anyway, Kendalanian, NBC is a real problem here. 303 00:22:33,155 --> 00:22:36,595 Speaker 1: He's already in violation of NBC news standards and probably 304 00:22:36,595 --> 00:22:41,195 Speaker 1: fighting with CBS and CNN. He's violated NBC News social 305 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:44,195 Speaker 1: media standards, and he's just part of the new world 306 00:22:44,315 --> 00:22:48,235 Speaker 1: of Kristen Trump allegedly tried to overturn the election. Welker 307 00:22:48,755 --> 00:22:53,035 Speaker 1: and MSNBC now running Trump's speeches live no matter what 308 00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:57,595 Speaker 1: Matdow says, the Conservatives had taken over NBC and MSNBC. 309 00:22:58,355 --> 00:23:02,555 Speaker 1: And don't even get me started about Katie Turr. I'm sorry, 310 00:23:02,755 --> 00:23:07,675 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I helped her. The worst congresswoman Nancy Mace. 311 00:23:08,435 --> 00:23:12,035 Speaker 1: And if anybody could compete with Trump and Marjorie Taylor 312 00:23:12,075 --> 00:23:17,715 Speaker 1: Green for most consistent and most consistently self humiliating self Martyrer, 313 00:23:18,235 --> 00:23:23,115 Speaker 1: it's Nancy Mace. On ABC's This Week On Sunday, George 314 00:23:23,115 --> 00:23:27,235 Speaker 1: Stephanopolis pointed out that after January sixth, may said Trump 315 00:23:27,555 --> 00:23:31,635 Speaker 1: had ruined his entire reputation by what he did, and 316 00:23:31,675 --> 00:23:34,675 Speaker 1: that Republicans needed to hold him accountable and that they 317 00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:37,035 Speaker 1: needed to start over, and that they needed to find 318 00:23:37,035 --> 00:23:40,715 Speaker 1: a new voice, which evidently meant I'm going to endorse 319 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:44,715 Speaker 1: him anyway three years from now. Nancy Mayce has also 320 00:23:44,915 --> 00:23:47,755 Speaker 1: often repeatedly brought up being a victim of rape at 321 00:23:47,755 --> 00:23:51,035 Speaker 1: the age of sixteen, so Stephanopoulos asked her about her 322 00:23:51,115 --> 00:23:57,635 Speaker 1: multi channel panoramic multiple hypocrisies here, including how could she 323 00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:01,595 Speaker 1: endorse him given Trump's repeated court losses to e gen 324 00:24:01,755 --> 00:24:06,555 Speaker 1: Carroll on the sexual assault cases, being held liable for rape, 325 00:24:07,035 --> 00:24:09,995 Speaker 1: for denying after the court finding again and again that 326 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,635 Speaker 1: he did it, for insisting as recently as the day 327 00:24:12,715 --> 00:24:18,555 Speaker 1: before their interview that Egen Carroll was lying. Since there 328 00:24:18,635 --> 00:24:20,995 Speaker 1: is no possible good answer to that one other than 329 00:24:21,435 --> 00:24:24,235 Speaker 1: I'm a Republican, George, I have no principles. If I 330 00:24:24,275 --> 00:24:26,475 Speaker 1: don't endorse him, he'll end what's left of my career 331 00:24:27,515 --> 00:24:31,675 Speaker 1: emoji shrug. Mace has spent the week insisting that what 332 00:24:31,715 --> 00:24:37,315 Speaker 1: Stephanopoulos did was rape, shaming her. She resumed it yesterday 333 00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:41,555 Speaker 1: quote it has been three days since George shame a 334 00:24:41,595 --> 00:24:45,115 Speaker 1: lot of us made a mockery of rape victims on 335 00:24:45,195 --> 00:24:48,635 Speaker 1: national television. Neither he nor the female leadership from the 336 00:24:48,675 --> 00:24:54,275 Speaker 1: ABC network has apologized or condemned his behavior, unquote, And 337 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,035 Speaker 1: they're not going to Nancy Mace, because the person who 338 00:24:57,115 --> 00:25:00,355 Speaker 1: made a mockery of rape victims on national television on 339 00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:04,995 Speaker 1: that ABC show was you. It wasn't George Stephanopolis. And 340 00:25:05,035 --> 00:25:07,755 Speaker 1: it is not being a victim of that unforgivable crime 341 00:25:07,795 --> 00:25:11,555 Speaker 1: that was shamed by somebody else. It was you shaming 342 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:16,715 Speaker 1: those who forgive it. You were the person who's forgiven it. 343 00:25:17,355 --> 00:25:29,995 Speaker 1: Nancy Mace two days, worst person in the world to 344 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,235 Speaker 1: the number one story on the Countdown and things I 345 00:25:32,315 --> 00:25:35,275 Speaker 1: promised not to tell. And I don't know how many 346 00:25:35,315 --> 00:25:38,275 Speaker 1: times I have talked to you about my dogs, but 347 00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:40,995 Speaker 1: now I've talked to you about them one more time. 348 00:25:41,435 --> 00:25:44,235 Speaker 1: This is a scary story about one of my dogs. 349 00:25:44,635 --> 00:25:47,035 Speaker 1: It has a happy ending so you can relax, and 350 00:25:47,075 --> 00:25:50,515 Speaker 1: in fact, it makes for a very funny ending. And 351 00:25:50,555 --> 00:25:54,915 Speaker 1: the joke was on me. This started last week, but 352 00:25:55,035 --> 00:25:58,595 Speaker 1: there's a bigger context to it that started in twenty eighteen. 353 00:25:58,635 --> 00:26:00,355 Speaker 1: That's when my first dog and I've told you the 354 00:26:00,355 --> 00:26:02,675 Speaker 1: whole story before about how I never had a dog 355 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:04,355 Speaker 1: till I was fifty three years old. And the old 356 00:26:04,395 --> 00:26:06,875 Speaker 1: girl friend and I happened to go into the pet 357 00:26:06,915 --> 00:26:09,995 Speaker 1: shop on Lexington Avenue because her family dog was dying 358 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,195 Speaker 1: and she needed a puppy fix. And she held this 359 00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:15,315 Speaker 1: little Maltese briefly, who reached up and gave her a kiss, 360 00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:17,475 Speaker 1: and then she put the dog back into the cage, 361 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,635 Speaker 1: and the little dog, who had already sort of fallen 362 00:26:19,675 --> 00:26:22,315 Speaker 1: in love with, reached up to get some water out 363 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,235 Speaker 1: of the spout, and her brother knocked her out of 364 00:26:24,235 --> 00:26:27,475 Speaker 1: the way, and I started growling, and an hour later 365 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,275 Speaker 1: I had Stevie, my first dog, at age fifty three, 366 00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:35,235 Speaker 1: meaning I wasted the first fifty two years of my life. 367 00:26:35,315 --> 00:26:38,115 Speaker 1: Six years later, Stevie developed very suddenly, and it was 368 00:26:38,155 --> 00:26:42,075 Speaker 1: pointed out to me first by the groomer, a breast cancer, 369 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:46,035 Speaker 1: a lump between her front armpits or leg pits, as 370 00:26:46,075 --> 00:26:49,355 Speaker 1: it might be for a dog. It came upon suddenly, 371 00:26:49,555 --> 00:26:53,275 Speaker 1: and it was soft and squishy and deadly, and it 372 00:26:53,315 --> 00:26:56,875 Speaker 1: went basically from armpit to armpit. It was one of 373 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:59,795 Speaker 1: the more frightening months of my life until we got 374 00:27:00,155 --> 00:27:03,235 Speaker 1: some handle on what was happening. Unfortunately, what was happening 375 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:07,515 Speaker 1: was a mast cell tumor, and one that the oncologist 376 00:27:07,555 --> 00:27:11,195 Speaker 1: at the Annalytical Center, a very brilliant woman named Nicole Leebman, 377 00:27:11,675 --> 00:27:15,475 Speaker 1: said was very very frightening because she had studied the 378 00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:18,315 Speaker 1: DNA of the tumor after it had been removed surgically 379 00:27:18,315 --> 00:27:22,955 Speaker 1: by another great physician, a veterinarian surgeon, an oncology surgeon 380 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:26,755 Speaker 1: named doctor Katie Kennedy. Doctor Liebman said this one mass 381 00:27:26,755 --> 00:27:30,835 Speaker 1: cell was particularly virulent and it was likely to return. 382 00:27:32,035 --> 00:27:33,955 Speaker 1: And there's nothing that you don't want to hear at 383 00:27:33,955 --> 00:27:37,995 Speaker 1: the start of oncological treatment for your dog who is 384 00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:40,555 Speaker 1: six years old and the love of your life and 385 00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:43,155 Speaker 1: the beginning of your whole understanding of the world of 386 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:46,555 Speaker 1: dogs and the dog who's there who led to you. 387 00:27:46,955 --> 00:27:49,515 Speaker 1: You're getting your second dog who led to you, bringing 388 00:27:49,555 --> 00:27:54,715 Speaker 1: in a rescue dog named Ted just months earlier. Stevie was, 389 00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,595 Speaker 1: as I said, the love of my life. And suddenly 390 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,955 Speaker 1: there was this thing on her chest and suddenly it 391 00:28:00,035 --> 00:28:02,555 Speaker 1: was removed, and suddenly it was cancerous and she would 392 00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:05,235 Speaker 1: need chemo and months of treatment, and they hope they 393 00:28:05,315 --> 00:28:10,075 Speaker 1: get her a year. Well, that turned out as perfectly 394 00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:13,195 Speaker 1: as it possibly could. Stevie has not only survived, she 395 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,835 Speaker 1: has thrived because she had a high threshold for pain, 396 00:28:17,555 --> 00:28:20,195 Speaker 1: like that of say, somebody who walks on hot coals 397 00:28:20,235 --> 00:28:23,515 Speaker 1: and claims not to feel it. Stevie never knew that 398 00:28:23,515 --> 00:28:27,955 Speaker 1: that hospital was a hospital, or those treatments were treatments. 399 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:34,075 Speaker 1: She just thought it was some kind of spa. Stevie 400 00:28:34,155 --> 00:28:36,955 Speaker 1: has now so far removed from that outbreak, from that 401 00:28:37,075 --> 00:28:40,235 Speaker 1: mass cell tumor on her chest that last year, doctor 402 00:28:40,275 --> 00:28:43,915 Speaker 1: Liebman said, there's no reason to have these checkups anymore. Well, 403 00:28:43,995 --> 00:28:46,715 Speaker 1: you have beaten it, then, haven't you, Stevie. We now 404 00:28:46,755 --> 00:28:50,995 Speaker 1: get occasional scans in connection to some arthroscopic problems that 405 00:28:51,035 --> 00:28:53,195 Speaker 1: Stevie has in three of her four knees. And if 406 00:28:53,195 --> 00:28:54,995 Speaker 1: you have bad knees like I do, just think for 407 00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:57,995 Speaker 1: a moment if you had three bad knees. Stevie will 408 00:28:58,035 --> 00:28:59,835 Speaker 1: get scanned every once in a while and a growth 409 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:01,835 Speaker 1: will appear here or there, and we'll get it tested 410 00:29:01,915 --> 00:29:04,355 Speaker 1: just to make sure. But she's out of that active 411 00:29:04,755 --> 00:29:09,435 Speaker 1: oncology patient stage. That's the background, And then here's what's 412 00:29:09,475 --> 00:29:14,275 Speaker 1: happening right now. What happened last Friday to Ted. Ted 413 00:29:14,435 --> 00:29:16,715 Speaker 1: was my first rescue. He came to me. His name 414 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,635 Speaker 1: was Spaghetti, and I said, I'll do anything for this 415 00:29:19,755 --> 00:29:22,635 Speaker 1: dog except call him Spaghetti. So I went through the 416 00:29:22,715 --> 00:29:25,155 Speaker 1: name Spaghetti. If you're going to rename a dog, try 417 00:29:25,195 --> 00:29:27,435 Speaker 1: to get a name that rhymes or sounds like his 418 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:30,355 Speaker 1: original name so you don't confuse him so much. So 419 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,155 Speaker 1: Spaghetti became Getty, and I'm not going with that, and 420 00:29:33,715 --> 00:29:40,355 Speaker 1: teddy Ted with my dad's name, perfect Ted. So we 421 00:29:40,435 --> 00:29:43,235 Speaker 1: got Ted, and Ted came into the family, and Ted 422 00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:46,155 Speaker 1: from day one has been a little boy who happened 423 00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:48,555 Speaker 1: to have four legs and a complete wise ass and 424 00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:53,115 Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful dog, a true companion, and the first 425 00:29:53,155 --> 00:29:55,995 Speaker 1: dog I ever said I'm going to raise this dog 426 00:29:56,115 --> 00:30:00,115 Speaker 1: on my own. He got his heart surgery, he thrived 427 00:30:00,155 --> 00:30:03,715 Speaker 1: and survived and everything's been great since. And weeks after 428 00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:05,915 Speaker 1: he got here, Stevie got sick and got her cancer, 429 00:30:05,955 --> 00:30:07,715 Speaker 1: so often I would be bringing them both into the 430 00:30:07,715 --> 00:30:10,675 Speaker 1: Animal Medical Center here, Stevie for her cancer treatments and 431 00:30:10,755 --> 00:30:13,875 Speaker 1: Ted for his heart treatments and ultimately a heart surgery 432 00:30:14,155 --> 00:30:17,195 Speaker 1: in which they put a balloon in on a tiny 433 00:30:17,235 --> 00:30:20,155 Speaker 1: filament through his jugular vein in his neck, stopped his 434 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,355 Speaker 1: heart for a few seconds, and knocked the rust off 435 00:30:23,435 --> 00:30:28,475 Speaker 1: of his oversized, heavy valve in his heart as you 436 00:30:28,515 --> 00:30:32,075 Speaker 1: would knock the rust, as it were, off a rusty hinge, 437 00:30:32,115 --> 00:30:34,955 Speaker 1: by just continually opening and closing the door to make 438 00:30:35,595 --> 00:30:38,355 Speaker 1: do this all the time, and then suddenly there's no 439 00:30:38,475 --> 00:30:40,635 Speaker 1: rust on the door anymore. That's how they got the 440 00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:43,755 Speaker 1: weight off of his valve. And his heart has been 441 00:30:43,835 --> 00:30:47,915 Speaker 1: normal for six years, and then last week suddenly there 442 00:30:48,075 --> 00:30:52,515 Speaker 1: was a lump on his back out of nowhere, nowhere 443 00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:57,515 Speaker 1: near as big as Stevie's from twenty eighteen, but terrifying nonetheless, 444 00:30:57,595 --> 00:31:00,955 Speaker 1: and just about the same quality to it, this weird 445 00:31:02,675 --> 00:31:08,915 Speaker 1: gel like wuishiness to a growth right under the surface subcutaneous, 446 00:31:09,355 --> 00:31:12,475 Speaker 1: right above one of the ribs. I tried to measure 447 00:31:12,515 --> 00:31:14,795 Speaker 1: it so I could find it again and see maybe 448 00:31:14,795 --> 00:31:17,755 Speaker 1: it was some sort of inflammation, which I recalled then 449 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,995 Speaker 1: was what I thought Stevie's might be, that she'd had 450 00:31:20,035 --> 00:31:22,475 Speaker 1: a bad grooming session or something and there was some 451 00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:26,315 Speaker 1: sort of inflammation. Well, no, it was cancerous growth. And 452 00:31:26,395 --> 00:31:28,515 Speaker 1: so after a couple of days of checking to see 453 00:31:28,515 --> 00:31:29,715 Speaker 1: if this thing was still there. 454 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:30,555 Speaker 2: Yeah. 455 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:35,275 Speaker 1: It was probably about two three inches down from his 456 00:31:35,475 --> 00:31:38,635 Speaker 1: neck on the left side, above one of the ribs. 457 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,395 Speaker 1: I marked it in a little pen mark, so I 458 00:31:41,475 --> 00:31:44,235 Speaker 1: knew where I could find it. By coincidence, I was 459 00:31:44,275 --> 00:31:46,635 Speaker 1: in touch with Nicole Leebman, who if you ever have 460 00:31:46,755 --> 00:31:49,675 Speaker 1: an oncological problem with a dog, try to go see 461 00:31:49,715 --> 00:31:51,995 Speaker 1: her at the Animal Medical Center. She really knows what 462 00:31:52,075 --> 00:31:55,595 Speaker 1: she's doing, as does that entire staff. And I marked 463 00:31:55,635 --> 00:31:58,435 Speaker 1: it and I was in touch with her and we 464 00:31:58,435 --> 00:32:02,075 Speaker 1: were talking about something else, some issue in her family 465 00:32:02,075 --> 00:32:04,915 Speaker 1: that I was able to help with. Nothing bad, just 466 00:32:04,995 --> 00:32:09,515 Speaker 1: some career advice for someone. And I wrote back to her, 467 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,275 Speaker 1: by the way, I've found this squishy thing on Ted's back, 468 00:32:13,595 --> 00:32:16,475 Speaker 1: and should I go through my vent first, because I'd 469 00:32:16,475 --> 00:32:19,195 Speaker 1: love somebody in your department to check it out. And 470 00:32:19,235 --> 00:32:22,075 Speaker 1: I'm scared witless by this subject because I have been 471 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:25,875 Speaker 1: through it before. No matter how well Stevie's cancer turned out, 472 00:32:26,355 --> 00:32:29,915 Speaker 1: it was cancer, and the fact that it ended well 473 00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:32,995 Speaker 1: does not erase the fact that for six months when 474 00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:36,355 Speaker 1: we would walk across town to get infusions in Stevie's legs, 475 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,955 Speaker 1: and she was so happy walking to the hospital and 476 00:32:38,995 --> 00:32:41,995 Speaker 1: so happy walking back I was a nervous wreck, wondering 477 00:32:42,035 --> 00:32:43,475 Speaker 1: if that would be the last time I get to 478 00:32:43,515 --> 00:32:46,875 Speaker 1: walk with her. And again she never knew what was happening. 479 00:32:47,115 --> 00:32:50,115 Speaker 1: One night she would not eat the chemo, which was 480 00:32:50,195 --> 00:32:52,435 Speaker 1: hidden in a blueberry. One night she went, no, I 481 00:32:52,435 --> 00:32:55,995 Speaker 1: don't think so. All the other nights she did. I 482 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,435 Speaker 1: had to wear gloves to put this pill into a 483 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,715 Speaker 1: blueberry for her, but she could put it in her 484 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:04,115 Speaker 1: mouth and in her stomach. I'm straying again from the 485 00:33:04,155 --> 00:33:07,955 Speaker 1: subject of what happened to Ted. So Ted, this delightful 486 00:33:07,995 --> 00:33:11,235 Speaker 1: boy who owns my lap and who insists when I 487 00:33:11,315 --> 00:33:12,955 Speaker 1: return that I pick him up so he can give 488 00:33:12,995 --> 00:33:15,915 Speaker 1: me a big kiss. Who has lived up? I must say, 489 00:33:16,315 --> 00:33:20,715 Speaker 1: to my father's name, who has a wonderful soul? Ted 490 00:33:21,195 --> 00:33:25,235 Speaker 1: had a squishy growth on his back. And Nicole Eabman 491 00:33:25,635 --> 00:33:28,595 Speaker 1: bless her, responded to my email saying, should I go 492 00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:30,995 Speaker 1: to my vet, I'd like to get him in to see. 493 00:33:31,235 --> 00:33:33,635 Speaker 1: This was Saturday night, and she said, bring him in 494 00:33:33,675 --> 00:33:37,435 Speaker 1: on noon on Monday, I can see him. Then. Well, 495 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,555 Speaker 1: you couldn't get that kind of service anywhere else in 496 00:33:39,595 --> 00:33:43,795 Speaker 1: the world for anything. Sunday Saturday, Come on in Monday 497 00:33:44,235 --> 00:33:47,835 Speaker 1: at noon, juggled a few things on my schedule, and 498 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,635 Speaker 1: Ted and I showed up at noon. I have marked 499 00:33:50,835 --> 00:33:55,155 Speaker 1: this squishy growth and have thought the worst and have 500 00:33:55,755 --> 00:33:58,835 Speaker 1: tried to remember exactly what Stevie's felt like. It's a 501 00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:02,515 Speaker 1: different shape. It's nowhere near as large. It's probably an 502 00:34:02,595 --> 00:34:05,235 Speaker 1: inch wide and an eighth or an inch maybe a 503 00:34:05,355 --> 00:34:09,835 Speaker 1: quarter of an inch thick. It feels squishy. There's some 504 00:34:10,115 --> 00:34:13,315 Speaker 1: firm parts to it, but there's definitely squishiness. And as 505 00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:15,635 Speaker 1: I feel it on Monday morning, as we are going 506 00:34:15,715 --> 00:34:18,875 Speaker 1: over to the Animal Medical Center near the FDR Drive 507 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:21,355 Speaker 1: in New York, I can feel that it's a little 508 00:34:21,915 --> 00:34:25,715 Speaker 1: larger than it was on Saturday. And I am a wreck. 509 00:34:27,435 --> 00:34:29,635 Speaker 1: And we get into the oncology department on the eighth 510 00:34:29,675 --> 00:34:32,075 Speaker 1: floor in the Animal Medical Center, and we are veterans 511 00:34:32,075 --> 00:34:35,115 Speaker 1: of this because Stevie's rehab for her three bad knees 512 00:34:35,155 --> 00:34:37,435 Speaker 1: is also on that floor. So all the people she 513 00:34:37,515 --> 00:34:40,595 Speaker 1: knew from her cancer treatments and follow ups in twenty eighteen, 514 00:34:40,635 --> 00:34:43,075 Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen, they are still there and they all 515 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:45,235 Speaker 1: say hello to her kause STEVIEE is the best patient 516 00:34:45,275 --> 00:34:47,635 Speaker 1: in the world, and there are people every time I 517 00:34:47,675 --> 00:34:49,595 Speaker 1: go into that hospital and it's once a week for 518 00:34:49,635 --> 00:34:52,675 Speaker 1: Stevie's rehab. There are people who say who work there, 519 00:34:52,835 --> 00:34:54,875 Speaker 1: who I have never seen before, who meet us in 520 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:59,195 Speaker 1: the elevator or a hallway and they say Stevie And 521 00:34:59,235 --> 00:35:00,915 Speaker 1: then they look up at me and they go, are 522 00:35:00,955 --> 00:35:05,315 Speaker 1: you with her? And I say, yes, I'm I'm stif human, 523 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:08,555 Speaker 1: yours Stevie's human. Well, let me tell you a story 524 00:35:08,595 --> 00:35:12,955 Speaker 1: about Stevie. Stevie has her own friends, her own human friends, 525 00:35:12,955 --> 00:35:16,235 Speaker 1: who I do not know what greater accomplishment can a 526 00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:19,915 Speaker 1: dog achieve in a lifetime. And Stevie, who has, by 527 00:35:19,955 --> 00:35:22,595 Speaker 1: the way, been proven correct because when she goes in 528 00:35:22,675 --> 00:35:26,235 Speaker 1: for her therapy, she goes on an underwater treadmill. They 529 00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:28,755 Speaker 1: trim her nails to make sure she's walking right. They 530 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:31,955 Speaker 1: often use lasers and massage on her limbs, and then 531 00:35:31,995 --> 00:35:34,435 Speaker 1: they'd blow dry her hair because she's been in the water. 532 00:35:34,595 --> 00:35:37,355 Speaker 1: It is a spa. She was right all this time 533 00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:40,835 Speaker 1: and we were wrong. It's not a hospital, it's a spa. 534 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,955 Speaker 1: So all those people, some of them say, oh, there's Stevie. 535 00:35:44,115 --> 00:35:46,875 Speaker 1: That's not Stevie. They haven't seen Ted before. He has 536 00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,515 Speaker 1: not been in rehab nor in oncology and they come 537 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:52,075 Speaker 1: over and say hello. And Ted is a very friendly 538 00:35:52,395 --> 00:35:55,795 Speaker 1: dog and particularly is friendly with girls. He is a 539 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:59,915 Speaker 1: complete and utter flirt. He goes hunting for them, especially 540 00:35:59,915 --> 00:36:02,955 Speaker 1: if they're sitting on blankets in Central Park in the spring, 541 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,355 Speaker 1: and goes right up to the prettiest girl in the park, 542 00:36:05,795 --> 00:36:09,075 Speaker 1: as if I were sending him there. They all go 543 00:36:09,195 --> 00:36:11,035 Speaker 1: to say hi to Ted, and I'm trying to be 544 00:36:11,155 --> 00:36:13,395 Speaker 1: calm and cool and collected and not doing that good 545 00:36:13,395 --> 00:36:17,115 Speaker 1: a job. And the tech comes out Alexis so I 546 00:36:17,155 --> 00:36:19,475 Speaker 1: know from Stevie's first day there, and she comes over 547 00:36:19,515 --> 00:36:20,995 Speaker 1: and she goes tell me the story, and they're going 548 00:36:21,035 --> 00:36:22,675 Speaker 1: to take Ted in the back and examine him, and 549 00:36:22,715 --> 00:36:24,195 Speaker 1: then we're going to find out what we do. Are 550 00:36:24,235 --> 00:36:26,235 Speaker 1: they going to lance the thing? Are they going to 551 00:36:26,235 --> 00:36:28,195 Speaker 1: BIOPSI it what they're going to do. And she said 552 00:36:28,195 --> 00:36:30,515 Speaker 1: where is it? And I show her where I've basically 553 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:34,675 Speaker 1: stained Ted's back with a pen and she says, no, 554 00:36:34,955 --> 00:36:37,755 Speaker 1: don't worry, we'll wash that off. That's really helpful right there. 555 00:36:37,755 --> 00:36:39,915 Speaker 1: You just push in and she goes, it's kind of oval. 556 00:36:40,195 --> 00:36:42,155 Speaker 1: This may not be what you think it is, but 557 00:36:43,195 --> 00:36:47,155 Speaker 1: let's go have the test. I'm sitting there for ten minutes. 558 00:36:47,315 --> 00:36:49,995 Speaker 1: I'm trying to occupy myself on my phone. I'm trying 559 00:36:49,995 --> 00:36:52,715 Speaker 1: to occupy myself in conversation with the veterans of the 560 00:36:52,755 --> 00:36:55,475 Speaker 1: staff of the Animal medical Center. They all know what 561 00:36:55,515 --> 00:36:58,635 Speaker 1: I'm there for, and they are all trying to make 562 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:01,315 Speaker 1: it easier, which is what they all do at that place. 563 00:37:01,355 --> 00:37:04,595 Speaker 1: Honest to God. I once had to have my gallbladder removed, 564 00:37:04,675 --> 00:37:06,595 Speaker 1: and I had them going for about ten minutes. As 565 00:37:06,635 --> 00:37:08,795 Speaker 1: I told them, all, you know, if you want to 566 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:11,235 Speaker 1: work on a larger canvas than you normally do in 567 00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:13,395 Speaker 1: one of these surgeries, I can scrunch up on one 568 00:37:13,395 --> 00:37:15,955 Speaker 1: of your larger tables, you can take my gallbladder out. 569 00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:18,795 Speaker 1: I mean, I trust you people, rather than some hospital 570 00:37:18,795 --> 00:37:22,155 Speaker 1: over here. A few of them actually thought I was serious, 571 00:37:22,355 --> 00:37:25,715 Speaker 1: partially because I was. In any event, they make that 572 00:37:25,755 --> 00:37:28,355 Speaker 1: time go fast, and now, at about ten minutes, which 573 00:37:28,395 --> 00:37:32,075 Speaker 1: is way earlier than I expected, outcomes doctor Nicole Leabman, 574 00:37:33,475 --> 00:37:37,475 Speaker 1: the oncologist who saved Stevie. And she comes out and 575 00:37:37,515 --> 00:37:39,755 Speaker 1: she's got a big smile on her face, and she says, 576 00:37:39,955 --> 00:37:41,715 Speaker 1: sits down across from me. Along with a couple of 577 00:37:41,755 --> 00:37:45,715 Speaker 1: other texts and she says, I have good news. That 578 00:37:45,795 --> 00:37:50,715 Speaker 1: growth in his back that's Ted's microchip. And there's a 579 00:37:50,755 --> 00:37:54,635 Speaker 1: one beat pause and I burst into laughter, and they 580 00:37:54,675 --> 00:37:57,235 Speaker 1: burst into laughter, and I went, I'm an idiot, and 581 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,915 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a growth and it couldn't be cancer. 582 00:38:00,355 --> 00:38:03,875 Speaker 1: It's it's his microchip, and they all laugh. We all laugh, 583 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:06,915 Speaker 1: and I went, but it wasn't there before. I said, 584 00:38:06,955 --> 00:38:10,835 Speaker 1: I'm I'm happily totally wrong. I will wear a Dunce 585 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:13,355 Speaker 1: cap for the rest of the week and enjoy every 586 00:38:13,435 --> 00:38:16,155 Speaker 1: moment of that Dunce cap on my head. Thank goodness, 587 00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:18,195 Speaker 1: I don't have to go through this. More importantly, thank 588 00:38:18,235 --> 00:38:20,035 Speaker 1: goodness he does not have to go through with this, 589 00:38:20,395 --> 00:38:23,835 Speaker 1: or that I might lose him too soon. Thank goodness. 590 00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:26,235 Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. But where the hell did that come from? 591 00:38:26,315 --> 00:38:29,075 Speaker 1: That's not where they put it in, And Nicole Liebman says, 592 00:38:29,075 --> 00:38:32,995 Speaker 1: a matter of factly, eh, they do migrate. I mean 593 00:38:33,195 --> 00:38:36,995 Speaker 1: over the years, it probably moved slightly up from further 594 00:38:37,155 --> 00:38:42,235 Speaker 1: inside when they injected it into him his microchip. ID Yeah, 595 00:38:42,235 --> 00:38:45,155 Speaker 1: it'd probably moved a little bit and it became up 596 00:38:45,475 --> 00:38:47,395 Speaker 1: closer to the surface. And I said, well, wait a minute, 597 00:38:47,475 --> 00:38:50,915 Speaker 1: that's a hard piece of plastic and I guess a 598 00:38:50,955 --> 00:38:53,955 Speaker 1: little metal, but mostly plastic, generating a number so that 599 00:38:53,995 --> 00:38:56,355 Speaker 1: if your dog is ever lost. And please, if you 600 00:38:56,475 --> 00:39:00,155 Speaker 1: have not microchipped your dog despite this story, get a 601 00:39:00,235 --> 00:39:03,835 Speaker 1: microchipped or her microchip. I said, but how did it, 602 00:39:04,315 --> 00:39:07,835 Speaker 1: how did how did it get there? And does it 603 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:10,315 Speaker 1: do that? And she said, well, look, a dog is 604 00:39:10,355 --> 00:39:13,235 Speaker 1: not that big. If it moved over six years since 605 00:39:13,275 --> 00:39:16,115 Speaker 1: you had it put in, if it moved half an 606 00:39:16,115 --> 00:39:19,795 Speaker 1: inch or three quarters of an inch towards the surface, 607 00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:22,635 Speaker 1: it would suddenly appear there. I said, but the squishy 608 00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:25,315 Speaker 1: parts around it, She goes, oh, just probably inflammation from 609 00:39:25,355 --> 00:39:27,275 Speaker 1: where you kept pushing it to see what it was. 610 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:30,075 Speaker 1: And I went, I'm an idiot, and they went, no, 611 00:39:30,155 --> 00:39:32,795 Speaker 1: you're not, No, you're not. You're just a concerned dog 612 00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:36,115 Speaker 1: guy now, and I said, okay, that's my epitaph. I'll 613 00:39:36,115 --> 00:39:38,875 Speaker 1: take that. And then as everybody gets up and I'm 614 00:39:38,915 --> 00:39:41,955 Speaker 1: smiling and laughing and breathing deeply for the first time 615 00:39:41,995 --> 00:39:46,595 Speaker 1: in three days, Nicole Leebman adds the punchline. She hands 616 00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:48,795 Speaker 1: me a post it and there on it is a 617 00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:51,755 Speaker 1: series of thirteen or fourteen digits and she said, by 618 00:39:51,795 --> 00:39:57,155 Speaker 1: the way, his microchip is working fine. This is his number. 619 00:40:12,435 --> 00:40:14,235 Speaker 1: I've done all the damage I can do here. If 620 00:40:14,275 --> 00:40:17,635 Speaker 1: I've seen tens this week, now you know why. Thank 621 00:40:17,675 --> 00:40:20,515 Speaker 1: you for listening to countdown. Our musical directors, Brian Ray 622 00:40:20,515 --> 00:40:23,355 Speaker 1: and John Phillip Schanel arranged, produced, and performed most of 623 00:40:23,395 --> 00:40:26,635 Speaker 1: our music. Mister Ray was on the guitars, bass and drums, 624 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:29,995 Speaker 1: and mister Shanee handled orchestration and keyboards. It was produced 625 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:32,715 Speaker 1: by TKO Brothers. Ted, by the way, is the dog 626 00:40:32,755 --> 00:40:35,995 Speaker 1: who often sits here during the show at my feet 627 00:40:36,075 --> 00:40:38,915 Speaker 1: inside the studio. He's outside now. He just had a 628 00:40:38,915 --> 00:40:41,795 Speaker 1: big meal. He's lying down and of course he has 629 00:40:41,835 --> 00:40:46,075 Speaker 1: to recover from his microchip moving. Mister Ray was on guitars, 630 00:40:46,075 --> 00:40:48,915 Speaker 1: bass and drums, Mister Shanelle handled orchestration and keyboards, and 631 00:40:48,955 --> 00:40:51,395 Speaker 1: it was produced by TKO Brothers. Other music, including some 632 00:40:51,435 --> 00:40:54,755 Speaker 1: of the Beethoven compositions, were arranged and performed by the 633 00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:57,795 Speaker 1: group No Horns Allowed. The sports music is the Olberman 634 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:01,275 Speaker 1: theme from ESPN two, written by Mitch Warren Davis courtesy 635 00:41:01,315 --> 00:41:05,075 Speaker 1: of ESPN Inc. Our satirical and pithy musical cop are 636 00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:08,195 Speaker 1: by Nancy Faust, the best baseball stadium organist ever. Our 637 00:41:08,195 --> 00:41:11,315 Speaker 1: announcer today is my friend Jonathan Banks from Breaking Bad. 638 00:41:11,915 --> 00:41:14,675 Speaker 1: Everything else was pretty much my fault. That's countdown for 639 00:41:14,715 --> 00:41:17,595 Speaker 1: this two hundred and thirty seventh day before the twenty 640 00:41:17,795 --> 00:41:22,115 Speaker 1: twenty four presidential election and the one sixty fourth day 641 00:41:22,235 --> 00:41:26,475 Speaker 1: since dementia jy or ephasia J Trump's first attempted coup 642 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:30,275 Speaker 1: against the democratically elected government of the United States. Use 643 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:34,835 Speaker 1: the Fourteenth Amendment and the not regularly given elector objection system, 644 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:38,755 Speaker 1: the Insurrection Act, the justice system, the mental health system, 645 00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:42,595 Speaker 1: and any micro chips in his goddamned back to stop 646 00:41:42,675 --> 00:41:46,595 Speaker 1: him from doing it again while we still can. The 647 00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:49,555 Speaker 1: next scheduled countdown is tomorrow. Bulletin says the news warrants 648 00:41:49,635 --> 00:41:52,835 Speaker 1: till then. I'm Keith Oulderman. Good morning, good afternoon, good night, 649 00:41:53,435 --> 00:42:09,955 Speaker 1: and good luck. B dude, bonehead, she's a bonehead mocking 650 00:42:10,035 --> 00:42:17,035 Speaker 1: someone else's family name, parking legal expert. Have a have 651 00:42:17,195 --> 00:42:20,755 Speaker 1: a have a dumb name? I have a dumb name. No, 652 00:42:20,915 --> 00:42:28,315 Speaker 1: she can't fake being small, Thank you, Nancy FoST. Countdown 653 00:42:28,395 --> 00:42:32,155 Speaker 1: with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. For more 654 00:42:32,235 --> 00:42:37,155 Speaker 1: podcasts from iHeartRadio, Visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or 655 00:42:37,195 --> 00:42:39,035 Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts.