Speaker 1: On the road.
Speaker 2: We've had a couple of times where like we'll go
Speaker 2: and do like live shows, and then afterwards the fucking
Speaker 2: club will try to write a check to My Mama
Speaker 2: told me like, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in a company. Yeah, it does feel crazy
Speaker 1: to be like that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Cash?
Speaker 3: You put it to the two b write it out
Speaker 3: to the local strip club.
Speaker 1: Me and my man got business to do. I'll catch
Speaker 1: it there. You know, I'm coming.
Speaker 3: Going in order give me crystal.
Speaker 1: They only took the wing money out.
Speaker 3: I said, is Denise there? You know what's denise?
Speaker 4: Chips in yours are racist money. She's stuff I can't
Speaker 4: tell me.
Speaker 1: For the bitch you said, I shot some ship about
Speaker 1: my dick. Now she's sick, she better lay low. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 2: the black conspiracy theory and.
Speaker 1: We finally worked to prove the conspiracies of anyone truly
Speaker 1: that were you open the Internet.
Speaker 2: And art well, and we prefer black, That's that's what
Speaker 2: we were aiming at. But if you're white and you
Speaker 2: got a pretty good one, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: Also, if you're Asian, let us know.
Speaker 3: Just in general, you gotta tell us.
Speaker 2: You gotta tell us. The law says you gotta tell us.
Speaker 1: We're making a list and checking it twice. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of John's out here.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of john there's.
Speaker 1: Up yo. I feel, I feel. Is it weird that
Speaker 1: like I feel worse for Korean Christians than like Black Christians.
Speaker 3: Because it's so far it wasn't even supposed to be.
Speaker 1: It was like Black Americans. I'm like, Okay, I did it,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. You guys, were.
Speaker 5: You you really? That was like dedicated. That's not you
Speaker 5: just stumbling across.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You went out to Korean.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is too, is that they on
Speaker 2: wax have so much invention on their own that y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all had your own wet and raced oar history.
Speaker 1: We don't know. And that's why you and then you
Speaker 1: needed a god then And I get that that like
Speaker 1: makes sense. But they were back there, they got great
Speaker 1: stuff going on. I'm not like man, snack food, technology,
Speaker 1: break dancing.
Speaker 3: Let's go okass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's a good cards.
Speaker 3: Super commercial of all time.
Speaker 1: Man, Oh you know what I was thinking this is
Speaker 1: I was on a plane. I think that the takedown
Speaker 1: of the black streetwear explosion in the late nineties, I
Speaker 1: think it was an inside job. I think Ralph Lauren
Speaker 1: and Tommy Hill figure did it together because they're the
Speaker 1: only ones that stood through the whole thing, and they
Speaker 1: took all these pictures next to rappers smiling knowing they
Speaker 1: were going to take that ship out. You're saying because
Speaker 1: streetwear and I dressed like ship. But I'm saying I didn't.
Speaker 5: Mean you know that you know when you I feel
Speaker 5: like when you dress a certain way and also know
Speaker 5: the history of fashion, that means that you're fashionable.
Speaker 3: You just choose, not.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. I am a conscience, just subjective,
Speaker 1: like I'm not going to now, well that's.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean yes, as in you dress like ship.
Speaker 2: I meant that you take no pride in fashion in
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: I have a hard time convincing myself it's not mostly
Speaker 1: a distraction used to people there is. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a hard time with it. And then you watch all
Speaker 1: that ship on just like the amount of waste and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and then just like how it was
Speaker 1: like in general anyway, is the whole point if it
Speaker 1: was Italian's that's the point. What I'm saying is, remember
Speaker 1: when it was going crazy, Echo John Sean, John Fat
Speaker 1: Far it was going nuts. You know what else they
Speaker 1: all had plus sizes. You get, you get a three
Speaker 1: XL fat farm sweater vest. But what I'm saying is, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it is for the cause, but because at the
Speaker 1: end of the day they all went away, who's still
Speaker 1: there for me? Who's there? What's the first brand when
Speaker 1: I click on d XL dot com this Polo Ralph Lauren.
Speaker 1: I got something in my backpack right now.
Speaker 2: I will say that is a fascinating thing about Ralph
Speaker 2: Lauren is he is the only person like from the
Speaker 2: beginning in high fashion that was like, nah, I gotta
Speaker 2: make it for the big motherfucker.
Speaker 1: What is that about? Because it's synonymous, it's not a
Speaker 1: community per se, but it is like you're young, you're fat,
Speaker 1: you get your first check, you're black, you get.
Speaker 2: Polo when when I know, uh, most people of my
Speaker 2: age range like a big dude. If we're going out
Speaker 2: and you gotta dress up and you don't wear polo.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised there's somewhere I'm actually like, yo, No, I got.
Speaker 1: It in the back in case. I didn't even plan.
Speaker 1: I was just like, let me just let me just practice,
Speaker 1: just in case, just in case I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into.
Speaker 2: Right when I'm out there, anything could happen. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: might have to give. I gave that I got that
Speaker 2: bear in and thank you to that bear. Bear got
Speaker 2: me through some hard time. Bear afforded me pussy I
Speaker 2: should not have gotten.
Speaker 3: But they thought, they thought Rolf Lauren.
Speaker 2: They saw that Lauren got and And to your point,
Speaker 2: I think the fact that they have stood the test
Speaker 2: of time could easily be to the fact that they
Speaker 2: were maybe the only white players in that side of
Speaker 2: the game. Or it could be that the two white
Speaker 2: players sabotaged the other parties.
Speaker 5: And I think who was the one that was like
Speaker 5: upset at Rappers for wearing his his stuff.
Speaker 2: Great question, it's a complicated question because that is Tommy hillfake.
Speaker 1: But that's not true.
Speaker 3: It's not true. There is no truth to an oh
Speaker 3: my god, my mom lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, both of ours. My mom was big on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think because she didn't want to play. Hey, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because all of a sudden I
Speaker 1: got a Parry Elis. No one respects me. No one
Speaker 1: on the bus respects no.
Speaker 3: Everybody's like Perry Ellis. That's lame, Harry. It's in the
Speaker 3: same thought.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's us polo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 2: This ferry Harry saw and he tried to get in
Speaker 2: that ship. Sucks our guest today. Yeah, we've already been
Speaker 2: talking to him. He has been a part of our
Speaker 2: lives as long as he's the best. He's a hilarious comedian.
Speaker 2: You've seen all over the internet, Comedy Central, the likes.
Speaker 1: Uh. He's an actor. He's been in.
Speaker 2: Many, many projects performing as an actor. He is a
Speaker 2: writer of notes. He's written on amazing things. He's currently
Speaker 2: writing on Rick and Morty. He does it all a
Speaker 2: dear friend. Give it up for Garrick.
Speaker 3: But hey, thanks for having me dog.
Speaker 7: People who were in slavery wish that they had curve
Speaker 7: side service at Applebee's.
Speaker 1: Well true.
Speaker 2: It's the truest statement I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: It's ay, anything's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I don't think anything wrong.
Speaker 5: I think the only thing wrong with it is that
Speaker 5: it was coming from a white dude, clearly, but also.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately Don le God damn it always memory serves me correct.
Speaker 1: I think that's Don Lemon's good.
Speaker 3: God Man Lemon, he'll always catch you off guard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll get you.
Speaker 3: He'll get you. That's nuts.
Speaker 6: Do y'all remember, and we'll get to you.
Speaker 2: You're a lovely man. We're so happy you're here. Do
Speaker 2: y'all remember? Uh that Don Lemon used to be the
Speaker 2: bad guy? Yeah, Like he wasn't just like like neutral
Speaker 2: and ship like. Don Lemon was the literal would we
Speaker 2: he was Candice Owens.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was.
Speaker 3: He was the respectability politics like and then he just.
Speaker 2: Did that gear shift one year was like I'm gay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was tripping, what's up? And then we kind of
Speaker 2: let him in.
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound crazy. We do allow gay people
Speaker 1: to be evil?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I got there.
Speaker 1: You see. I backed up. Say what you think, David?
Speaker 1: I think it's true equality if people can be bad,
Speaker 1: so I think we need you can't you know, you
Speaker 1: can't just be like I'm gay, Yeah, I'm a good
Speaker 1: person stuff dick, Yeah, which is.
Speaker 5: Actually not Yeah, yeah, that's real, that's real.
Speaker 1: Ship. Yeah, I don't disagree with the corner on it.
Speaker 2: I was listening. I was listening, and we haven't even
Speaker 2: talked about LeVar Ball's foot.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw that video where he said he grew about.
Speaker 3: That he grew back.
Speaker 1: If anybody could do that, though it is I abs.
Speaker 2: I don't know that there's a man on this earth
Speaker 2: that I believe in more at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all three sons, all three sons are very, very successful,
Speaker 3: like in a.
Speaker 2: Way that we I at least have to acknowledge in
Speaker 2: front of you. I've certainly told you I did not
Speaker 2: believe in him before, Like I was not a faithful
Speaker 2: from the beginning.
Speaker 1: You talked about it. He bought big baller brain No,
Speaker 1: I paid money for a shirt that I never sid Okay, well,
Speaker 1: he tried to buy a big bull was in the
Speaker 1: whole program, and I didn't believe in it for a second.
Speaker 1: But once I saw what he was doing, I had
Speaker 1: to knowledge that this is a man who defies all logic,
Speaker 1: all odds. He is the maybe the Messiah, and in
Speaker 1: that way I will never doubt him. I think he
Speaker 1: speaks truth to power. I think, especially when you see
Speaker 1: back in the day him talking about what kind of
Speaker 1: player Lonzo was gonna be versus where it's like he
Speaker 1: knew because he never had anything great to sorry about Joey.
Speaker 5: He's just like, yeah, boys, one, he's weird.
Speaker 1: That boy big like me like, oh that's not that's
Speaker 1: not a compliment.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you really have a leg to say.
Speaker 2: That's the way you introduced yourself.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what we're here. But what did happen to us?
Speaker 1: I am worried about his health. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I can't just they don't just take your leg.
Speaker 2: I think I read it somewhere that it was like
Speaker 2: some sort of vein disease or like condition.
Speaker 1: It wasn't good news.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like, oh, I mean good news would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: you had cancer and we had to cut it off.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that.
Speaker 2: It sounded like maybe you could have taken slightly better
Speaker 2: care of yourself.
Speaker 1: And we need him for a long time. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I would like him to eventually get some kind of office.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, like well political, what if we give him
Speaker 7: those No, I think I think we want him.
Speaker 2: I think you get him in the door and you
Speaker 2: see what he does with it.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I think with this type of power comes to certain
Speaker 2: responsibility and we need we can't just thrust that up.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I say about LeVar Ball. He is
Speaker 1: a sick event to know. Man, Wow, who's who's event
Speaker 1: in the need to.
Speaker 3: No one anymore?
Speaker 1: I liked it before. He can't. I'm just saying about
Speaker 1: he's not gonna get pushed around. Yeah, yeah he can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's literally he's gonna.
Speaker 1: Get one of those robot legs. I want it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I think we started the cyborg technology.
Speaker 1: I want him to get the springy one. Oh South
Speaker 1: African killed Yeah, lady, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's out, he's out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just gotta let him out. He just got out.
Speaker 2: He should He is white African.
Speaker 3: Part of you know what part.
Speaker 1: Of what you're doing, we don't know White South African.
Speaker 1: Will Farrow is Okay. I feel like that's a slip
Speaker 1: reason you let white South Africans And that's a slipper. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, they're there. They started a lot of this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Ultimately they're Dutch. Yeah, you know we've talked.
Speaker 5: About Yeah, I watched the Color of Friendship last night.
Speaker 5: There is an old Disney Channel original and it is
Speaker 5: about an apartheid white South African doing a student exchange
Speaker 5: to a black family in d C.
Speaker 1: Disney took that on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really weirdly, very well done. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, this is kind of a lot
Speaker 5: for a Disney Channel original.
Speaker 3: And it was like it came out like two thousand
Speaker 3: or older.
Speaker 8: Era.
Speaker 5: This is the era of them trying to like, hey,
Speaker 5: we need to tackle the tough ship for our kids.
Speaker 3: That type of I.
Speaker 2: Like that you measured time by Johnny Tsunami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one was posed. Yeah, but there was a
Speaker 1: time they were trying to court. They also had the
Speaker 1: famous Jeed Jackson.
Speaker 5: Jack Jackson, God damn, that was the coolest Michael Jordan
Speaker 5: before he popped off.
Speaker 3: I think that he actually told him to fuck.
Speaker 1: Maybe we maybe this is the door we open.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: He was like spot.
Speaker 1: Because he would have been better, would have been.
Speaker 3: He would have gone the funk up. He was hazel
Speaker 3: eyes and just he was he was gone.
Speaker 1: But he had you know, you don't talk about how
Speaker 1: great the famous j Jackson.
Speaker 2: No, No, he was he was like Will Smith cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had like locked into something that like I don't
Speaker 2: think I ever I ever say it out loud because
Speaker 2: I'm afraid I just liked him more than everyone else did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe there was.
Speaker 5: There was There was like something about him where I
Speaker 5: was just like, Oh, this is what the the peak
Speaker 5: man is?
Speaker 3: You know, so I'm less.
Speaker 1: Than I felt less than.
Speaker 3: I felt very it.
Speaker 2: Really he really has something and that you lost someone special.
Speaker 1: That ship was fucked. That was the best Disney Channel
Speaker 1: show I think for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know that's I.
Speaker 1: Don't remember a single episode me neither. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the whether he was on a TV show.
Speaker 3: He was on a TV show, but he was also
Speaker 3: like a spy or something.
Speaker 2: He was a real spy pretending to be a fake spy,
Speaker 2: but also going to high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he also had time. He was making mixes too.
Speaker 1: You remember that. I came into his room one time
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, Grandma, I want to listen to
Speaker 1: my mix full turntables and mixed. Well, yeah, he just
Speaker 1: had a gift for all things. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But but he wanted to be a regular kid and willing.
Speaker 1: To suck that dick. And they were like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: put you in clerk spot. He was supposed to be
Speaker 1: a good will know. No, no, mister.
Speaker 2: Garret, you came to us with a conspiracy, and frankly,
Speaker 2: I don't know that we need to cover it at
Speaker 2: this point.
Speaker 1: Thinking about man, we've.
Speaker 2: Hit a lot of hot spots already. Yeah, this almost
Speaker 2: feels like we gave y'all an episode.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 2: But you came to us with a conspiracy. I'm very
Speaker 2: excited about that. I'm surprised we haven't covered in a
Speaker 2: full way yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has not. I feel like it's come up
Speaker 1: like in passing, but I don't never as a full topic.
Speaker 2: But but you came to us and you said, my
Speaker 2: mama told me.
Speaker 1: The Mendela effect.
Speaker 2: It's real.
Speaker 1: Yes, tell us everything.
Speaker 3: It is real. The Mandela effect basically is everybody having
Speaker 3: a different memory of It's basically like kind of revisionist
Speaker 3: history a little bit where they're just everybody has a
Speaker 3: different memory of what like happened to Nelson Mandela when
Speaker 3: he was in prison.
Speaker 5: Uh, And that's what we feel like, is the shift
Speaker 5: of two different parallel universes kind of colliding. Y.
Speaker 1: I always thought it was a Mandala effect, and I
Speaker 1: was just remembering the name of the effect wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: holy shit.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you but you didn't You didn't associate it
Speaker 2: with Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 1: No, I associated with the Bearstein bears versus.
Speaker 2: As it's framed. You never knew about the Mandela roots.
Speaker 1: No, what are they? They don't think he went to prison.
Speaker 5: I think he went to prison. But a lot of
Speaker 5: people think that he died in jail. But he did
Speaker 5: not die in jail.
Speaker 1: We were on a big press tour.
Speaker 3: He went on a press store after.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, he was in jail as a terrorist. He never
Speaker 2: was a celebrated you know what I mean, like in
Speaker 2: the public eye. They did not treat him as a celebrattion.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about when he got out.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. The Mandela we know is the out.
Speaker 2: So I'm agreeing with is that it's crazy that people
Speaker 2: would think he was dead.
Speaker 1: He yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But there was it was another there was another civil
Speaker 3: rights terrorists in apartheid Africa that did die in jail,
Speaker 3: and that became.
Speaker 2: The Nelson I got you and you knowing all that,
Speaker 2: yes that that people believe that he died and most
Speaker 2: of them are stupid, then go there is legitimacy, yes
Speaker 2: to this claim yes, because there.
Speaker 1: My question is Mandela specifically you're talking about or in other.
Speaker 5: There's other things, because there's the bear Stain Bears and
Speaker 5: the bear Stain Bears. I don't even remember how that
Speaker 5: ship was spelled, but I remember both of them. And
Speaker 5: then there's also Shazam and Couzam.
Speaker 1: That one. That one's fucked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the sin Bad versus the Shack versus.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, yeah, And that's what fucks me up.
Speaker 2: Is I legitimately remember remember Sinbad as a genie.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I don't know what to do about that.
Speaker 1: I does feel like some shit he would do.
Speaker 2: It feels a hundred even as I'm saying and now
Speaker 2: I'm picturing him in my head that in thee I.
Speaker 5: Can picture him in the genie costume on the VHS tape,
Speaker 5: like on the on the box covered like that's it's
Speaker 5: wild how I would always say Kuzam or I can't
Speaker 5: say for sure which one it is.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that you memories of Shack because
Speaker 1: my memory is of the Shack.
Speaker 5: I remember the Shack one. I remember rapped cheeseburgers from
Speaker 5: this guy and the the the goat eyes or whatever.
Speaker 5: He ate goat eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like the film.
Speaker 3: I think Universe were also yeah, no, no, no six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how is it?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Or what it is?
Speaker 2: Did Jamie Fox have freckles or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 9: That one?
Speaker 2: Uh that's Cat Williams claim is that he's a clone
Speaker 2: because the Jamie Fox we knew didn't freckles, and this
Speaker 2: new Jamie Fox has a ton of freckles for some reason.
Speaker 1: He's and I do not know why this nigga has freckles.
Speaker 3: That's got to be an age thing, right, Like that's
Speaker 3: got to be like the Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 1: They're in cute ass five, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Oh, but also he he's like a lying theater kid,
Speaker 5: so like he could be putting those on like Sizzle
Speaker 5: was for a while.
Speaker 1: Oh you think he would go that? I think so.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: But who's it to attract? He's already Jamie Fox, I know.
Speaker 3: But like you know what I mean, he did it
Speaker 3: like a Dina Manzol, didn't he?
Speaker 2: Or or he's dated a plethora of white women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like uh, what's her name? Tom Cruises?
Speaker 2: Katie?
Speaker 1: Yeah that Katie Holmes.
Speaker 2: And Jamie Fox were together for a while. That's actually
Speaker 2: his main boo that I think of when I think, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's talks about it in the special not dating white Girls.
Speaker 2: There's somebody more recently that he split with. It might
Speaker 2: have been a den of Man's sound that I think
Speaker 2: has prompted him being like, I'm done with white women.
Speaker 3: But he is, uh yeah, he's a theater kid.
Speaker 1: Bro loves that. What it is is that why he's
Speaker 1: so talented? I think so because he's the most talent.
Speaker 3: He's the most talented.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think anybody can rely like because.
Speaker 5: When when people do the egos ship, they usually get
Speaker 5: the Grammy from doing like stand up or something like that.
Speaker 3: But he did it off a full like albums.
Speaker 2: I liked those albums and they were really good, fantastic.
Speaker 1: Living on the alcohol that was a whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nuts because like predictable. God damn that shipped
Speaker 2: to his grandma. Yeah, that sad song, dude, I'll see
Speaker 2: he he is.
Speaker 3: The most sounded, like just just moving from things to
Speaker 3: a thing like there's I don't think there's anybody really him.
Speaker 1: You should see him naked in the post.
Speaker 2: Crazy beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the butt naked baseball.
Speaker 1: Of course you always had the butt naked Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: never fall.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 2: So you are a believer in this, yeah? You do
Speaker 2: you feel that this is something that that we should
Speaker 2: be doing something about.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because I feel like so with like
Speaker 5: the collision of parallel universes and whatnot, where like what
Speaker 5: I fully believe is that there's there's just a group
Speaker 5: of people that I wholeheartedly do not agree with and
Speaker 5: they get to just like walk around kind of being
Speaker 5: very very wrong, and they look at me in the
Speaker 5: same way or in the same light, in the same
Speaker 5: way where You're like, no, the fruit of the Loom
Speaker 5: logo had a cornucopia behind it, and I'm like it
Speaker 5: fucking never did you know that whole ship?
Speaker 1: Because now I'm one of those people.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I feel like.
Speaker 1: I've always I've had because I had that from Teddy White.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, And that's what this ship so complicated to me.
Speaker 1: It's because a moment ago you boys picked on me
Speaker 1: and you said that we were from you were from
Speaker 1: a different dimension, and that was the weird though.
Speaker 2: But now we're aligning and I noticed you didn't step up,
Speaker 2: you didn't say strange, bitch, strange bitche.
Speaker 1: No no, no, you left me.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh yeah, yeah, this nigga color is it's
Speaker 2: a nasty case of color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all. Listen, that's what happens because every time
Speaker 1: there's a can't read monkey Joe. So you know what,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm trying to team up. It doesn't try to
Speaker 1: team up.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, that's why Kendrick can't make hits. That's why that's
Speaker 5: why I can't make my bits because everybody's just like
Speaker 5: you dumb dark. So he's like, all right, well, I
Speaker 5: gotta be lyrical.
Speaker 3: I gotta see.
Speaker 8: What.
Speaker 3: It's always good. They always think me your boy, he
Speaker 3: had a great year.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he had an.
Speaker 3: Over soon and I don't care.
Speaker 1: It was worth it. It was worth it crazy all right.
Speaker 5: So but yeah, I think that with with everything, those
Speaker 5: small like differences and like how these people grew up
Speaker 5: from this separate dimension them colliding with our dimension and
Speaker 5: then like having no small differences and having no small
Speaker 5: like varying opinions on things can like grow into devastating effects.
Speaker 5: And that's where I feel like, y'all gotta go bro
Speaker 5: like that. It's it's I know, this is kind of
Speaker 5: weird and kind of like far.
Speaker 1: Fast a little bit. You just like a final solution.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we gotta figure out who figure out.
Speaker 1: It's like they're watching.
Speaker 11: It's like, hey, I mean gotta tell you just look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, live on air, Live on air.
Speaker 11: I don't even think Jail's gonna fix him, y'all gonna
Speaker 11: have to just put him down.
Speaker 1: He's sick.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: Here's my question though. If that is what it is,
Speaker 1: then then it becomes that the nature of these things
Speaker 1: are always fractioning and breaking off. If like, let's say
Speaker 1: that I can exist in the through the Loom timeline
Speaker 1: with you, but in the Kazam timeline with you, then
Speaker 1: they're constantly So then what's shifting?
Speaker 2: Well, what what's the what's what's it worth? The why
Speaker 2: interviewing it all? Here's here's and I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 2: That's a feeling I've also been wrestling with. And what
Speaker 2: I think makes more sense to me, or rather, what
Speaker 2: makes this issue sometimes confusing, is the suggestion of a
Speaker 2: constant interlooping of these dimensions, that like it's always this
Speaker 2: bleeding coming in from a different dimension or vice versa,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck, And I think what makes more sense
Speaker 2: is that there was a collision event that maybe at
Speaker 2: one point, like the Big bang, that is that a loop,
Speaker 2: or maybe maybe there's a source event that sort of
Speaker 2: becomes the big one that we all feel.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that might be. So what you're
Speaker 1: saying is we're spinning off more and more. I'm saying
Speaker 1: that we have a blean happened.
Speaker 3: We got to get the license.
Speaker 2: O god, yeah, you know, but I think I think
Speaker 2: in that instant, you create a bunch of bleed. But
Speaker 2: then on top of that, those people that bled begin
Speaker 2: to cross pollinate. They start having you know, relationships and
Speaker 2: building lives in a new dimension, which then produces these
Speaker 2: sort of cross dimensional beings that now live, you know,
Speaker 2: sort of with the identities of a person slightly askewed.
Speaker 1: Because now they're timeline or whatever. But I also don't know.
Speaker 1: This is already too heady for me. I also don't
Speaker 1: know how like linear universes are, and that does like
Speaker 1: that's what I mean is like, if it's not that linear,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's it still doesn't seem like it
Speaker 1: would matter that much, meaning that like, what's the chaos,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the worst potential chaos. Well, I think
Speaker 1: that's the point.
Speaker 2: Right, is that it's not as much of like this
Speaker 2: world and in chaos, it's these minor adjustments to your
Speaker 2: human experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these small things, because like if you if you're
Speaker 5: like looking at like parallel universes in the first place,
Speaker 5: it's it is just you, essentially, and like with infinite
Speaker 5: amounts of differing choices. So like if you know, I'm
Speaker 5: putting my left hand up in a parallel universe, somebody
Speaker 5: else is putting it right, I'm putting my right.
Speaker 3: Hand, but everything else is exactly everything else is exactly
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 2: As so, because there's an infinite amount of and it
Speaker 2: could be as small as putting his hand up, or
Speaker 2: it could be you're putting your hand up in another
Speaker 2: version of you is stabbed somebody an.
Speaker 7: Exactly exactly absolutely absolutely merge that one, right, But those
Speaker 7: you're looking for more dick, Okay.
Speaker 1: At least for a short amount of time.
Speaker 2: Until I accomplished my goal, I'm still trying to perfect
Speaker 2: the one I got.
Speaker 3: It is a lot to.
Speaker 1: I ain't got a lot of space for learning a
Speaker 1: new dick. Yet here's the thing, though, you got another dick.
Speaker 1: Nobody else got that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your cornucopia for the loan.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it would be on the
Speaker 1: side on top, I think you gotta. I think it's
Speaker 1: one of those.
Speaker 2: Where you got to customize it.
Speaker 5: Oh, ship wouldn't be on the side, would be kind
Speaker 5: of wild though, No, I mean on the side of
Speaker 5: the current.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean yeah, like this, like if it
Speaker 3: was like to like a like like a tuning fork.
Speaker 1: Like a double barrel shotgun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, double, oh double the good.
Speaker 1: But then check it out, check it out?
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, okay, now we're now, we're now we're talking,
Speaker 5: we're talking.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, nobody wants that.
Speaker 2: Of course women want it, but they don't want to
Speaker 2: have to put those two weird dicks in to get it.
Speaker 5: That's really all you need, Okay, all right, they want
Speaker 5: to try at least at least one.
Speaker 1: Man, you don't want to see three.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I do, and and I also be honest.
Speaker 2: I can't think of a better place to put it now.
Speaker 2: And that's bothered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because you didn't want because of the uga
Speaker 1: booga inside of it. You what monkey to be right now,
Speaker 1: you're trying to make up for lost time. It wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I got a yeah, no, no, no, I get it.
Speaker 3: You're a dark skinned contrarian, That's what it is.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this. Somehow got this. This is nasty
Speaker 1: work you want to do. I think we take a
Speaker 1: break and we come back and we get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of this. Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Let's let's take a break. We're gonna be back with
Speaker 1: more Garrek. But no, my mama told me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris
Speaker 8: cut America's meets.
Speaker 1: That's that on that, that's that on that. Put your
Speaker 1: uncircumcised dicks in the air. We're back. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm doing it. What is the the hod?
Speaker 2: You make it look mangled.
Speaker 1: That's why they won't let me be a rapper, because
Speaker 1: that would be my whole Put your.
Speaker 6: Twizzards, baby, put your ship up.
Speaker 2: If your mom tried to make a point, your foreign
Speaker 2: born born.
Speaker 1: Were We're back with more Garritt. Yeah, we're back.
Speaker 2: We're still talking about the possibility that the Mandela effect
Speaker 2: is real.
Speaker 1: You maintain it is.
Speaker 2: I I certainly am willing to entertain the possibility that
Speaker 2: it happened at a point. That's where I live right now,
Speaker 2: at least where are you and all of this?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that I need more examples because
Speaker 1: I've never looked into it that deep anymore. I mean, zamzam,
Speaker 1: I'm a shazam man. But then the cornucopia, yep, got
Speaker 1: my man feeling upset. We're partners. Yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: business together incorporated.
Speaker 2: Uh there, there's I found a list of forty of
Speaker 2: them that we we can discuss just hit like the
Speaker 2: big ones. There's obviously Nelson Mandela dying in prison. There
Speaker 2: is jiff not Jiffy. When you think about peanut butter
Speaker 2: choosing moms choose Jeff, Jeff, did you ever imagine it
Speaker 2: with Jiffy?
Speaker 1: J I f f y I you know what I
Speaker 1: think about out now. Do you remember when they came
Speaker 1: out with the very infused peanut butter That in my
Speaker 1: head is Jiffy with.
Speaker 3: The why Yeah, that was the one with the the
Speaker 3: strawberry in the middle or something like that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that's different. I know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. The where it was strips of oh strips, no, no,
Speaker 1: no rips. I'm talking about they had an infused Oh,
Speaker 1: it was like very infused, but I remember it being Jiffy.
Speaker 2: It probably was the competitor, Skippy, Yeah, Skippy had I'm
Speaker 2: saying that the language conflation makes us remember Jiffy as
Speaker 2: opposed to jiff which is what it always was.
Speaker 1: Or it is a bleeding of.
Speaker 3: Dimensions, yeah, which is easier to believe.
Speaker 1: How companies are all millennial coded except.
Speaker 3: For it's all pre Internet stuff, which is fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2: When you think of for Breeze, how is it spelled
Speaker 2: f E b breeze with the f E breeze with
Speaker 2: an f e yeah, b r e z uh.
Speaker 1: That is not correct.
Speaker 3: C it's fucking. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: For Breeze is spelled f E b r e z e.
Speaker 3: No, that's that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: That's wrong.
Speaker 3: That's wrong. For Breeze as a company is incorrect. It's yeah,
Speaker 3: there is.
Speaker 1: Breeze with the fee fellas.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with you, but that is apparently not Okay,
Speaker 2: keep going, yes, I don't go ahead and spell oscar Meyer.
Speaker 1: For me, bolooney has a first name is O s
Speaker 1: c a R. My Bologney has his second name. It's
Speaker 1: m A y e R m a y e r.
Speaker 3: And then I remember M E y e r.
Speaker 2: Oh, so m a y e r is correct.
Speaker 1: M E y e r is not what the kids
Speaker 1: can't read.
Speaker 5: But but I'm like, I'm imagining the logo and everything,
Speaker 5: and there's an E after the M.
Speaker 2: It's it's a nasty thing that happens because it is
Speaker 2: very possible that we're just dumb, and it's a lot
Speaker 2: of people trying to pretend they are not dumb via
Speaker 2: inner dimensional time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a better world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just feels nicer than to be like, damn,
Speaker 2: I've been dumb the whole time. That's probably devastating for
Speaker 2: a lot of people. And you're like I can't be that.
Speaker 5: Which honestly goes back to the Korean Christianity of it all,
Speaker 5: where I'm like, why would you not believe in the
Speaker 5: more fun thing? If you're tough Korean like I would.
Speaker 5: I don't want to believe in Christianity, that's boring, it's fun.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to believe in the gods.
Speaker 1: I want. I want to have like seven rule is
Speaker 1: that what they had before. I don't know the situation.
Speaker 1: I truly have no idea. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: were on.
Speaker 2: I will say that there's no way Christianity was the
Speaker 2: better option.
Speaker 3: It was a wider option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think any indigenous religion. I don't think
Speaker 1: Christianity was ever the better. I don't think that ship.
Speaker 1: I think they were fucking and eating berries or doing whatever,
Speaker 1: and white people hate people fucking. Yeah, that's if we
Speaker 1: could all agree with that. Nobody's arguing with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where our timelines think it is. That's when two
Speaker 1: become one.
Speaker 3: Circle of.
Speaker 2: I'm little something's been working on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 1: Like this, but you wanted to look like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: untangled the mine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's so.
Speaker 2: That's I'll hit you with a few more and then well,
Speaker 2: let's take a break. No, we should take one more break,
Speaker 2: and then when we come back, we'll we'll talk through
Speaker 2: the remaining examples.
Speaker 1: I think that's okay. We're going to be back with more, Garret,
Speaker 1: but more.
Speaker 9: My mama told me, honey, we don't say the N
Speaker 9: word around two year old?
Speaker 1: Why not? Where do you standing on that cussing in
Speaker 1: front of our kids. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't cuss in front of her.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I look kids, you cussing a real tragedy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you always. There's a level of decency. I just want
Speaker 1: you to start with.
Speaker 2: And if you become jaded and you know, life happens,
Speaker 2: it will happen. I don't need you to be the
Speaker 2: kid that like gets everybody saying bitch at school.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, be that kid who's like, I know it's yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm starting you on a track that I don't even
Speaker 2: need you on. My kid watches bullshit PBS shows, and
Speaker 2: I want I want to keep you right there as
Speaker 2: long as you're willing to be there, and then we
Speaker 2: can have a different conversation.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh more examples.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about this. The Monopoly man. When you
Speaker 2: imagine him, describe the basic details. Black shoes, grape pants, waistcoat, monicle, running,
Speaker 2: running running split yeah, running split? Yeah, Okay, mister Monopoly
Speaker 2: could do the split.
Speaker 5: Bro, if he didn't have a monocle, I'll flip the table, bro.
Speaker 1: I got bad news. Hey, come on, doesn't have a monocle?
Speaker 5: Okay, In Fucking a Vent, when Nature calls the second
Speaker 5: as movie, he points out out the monopoly Man. He
Speaker 5: points out a guy that looks like the monopoly Man,
Speaker 5: and he says that because he's bald and he has
Speaker 5: a monocle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why the fuck you? Why why would they make
Speaker 3: that joke?
Speaker 1: Jim Carriage James carried.
Speaker 2: Carry in the height of his career, truly on top
Speaker 2: of the world in a way that no man has
Speaker 2: ever been on top.
Speaker 1: Of the world. You would lie to us, I don't think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no monocle.
Speaker 2: Apparently the man had perfect vision, unaffected and that's why
Speaker 2: where he was putting his money. Yep, he got l
Speaker 2: What about mister mister peanut, They don't got no ships
Speaker 2: he has, Yeah, And that's what they're saying, is the
Speaker 2: conflation is that people are remembering mister peanut traits on
Speaker 2: top of.
Speaker 1: The more these that we hear, the more that feels
Speaker 1: like what is correct to me? Okay, let's do this.
Speaker 1: You don't watch Star Wars. I watched Star Wars very clear.
Speaker 1: You don't know here. You don't have no whimsy. It's little,
Speaker 1: don't do no whimsy. Yeah it up, I'm working on it.
Speaker 1: I got a bike.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's whimsical. Then you have the little bell, but you're.
Speaker 2: A little gay about it.
Speaker 1: You're trying to play. I had to get a bike,
Speaker 1: really trying to like out here man.
Speaker 8: No, that was me.
Speaker 1: The way he did it, Yeah it was. It didn't.
Speaker 2: He didn't assume you had the big handlebars out here.
Speaker 1: He was like, the big handle bars. No, but you
Speaker 1: went like this. He said, you got a little bell.
Speaker 1: I don't know any men with Do you have a
Speaker 1: fellow on your bike?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No, my girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy, so that's mine. You got a basket. Okah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get a silly horn.
Speaker 2: You should still get a bike, I think, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would funk around and like to be annoying about it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but there's no way I'm getting.
Speaker 5: Oh you would get one of those bikes with the
Speaker 5: one huge wheel and what's right around dressed like the
Speaker 5: monopoly man, the wrong them.
Speaker 3: Black people can do this too.
Speaker 1: I've never even thought about a black person on a
Speaker 1: pen if I see any I didn't even know col evidence.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know it had a name. I thought
Speaker 3: it was just bike, big wheel bike.
Speaker 1: No, I see niggas on big wheels. That's different different.
Speaker 1: All right, we're talking Star Wars. Star Wars.
Speaker 2: What about C three p o. We remember CEE three
Speaker 2: po three? Describe him just the basics. Is yep, physically
Speaker 2: gold all gold bottom to the top. No, sir, he
Speaker 2: has a silver leg.
Speaker 3: Okay that one.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like some kind of cannon like he lost
Speaker 1: it in the minds of tattooin or some ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a part of the first story.
Speaker 2: When we meet him, he is like a robot being
Speaker 2: put back together or some ship. And and it isn't
Speaker 2: until later that he's like shinier and a little more
Speaker 2: like sexy. But in the beginning he's dusty as hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't he get like a remodel though? Silver leg?
Speaker 3: Silver legs? All right, don't get golden silver.
Speaker 1: I feel like that.
Speaker 2: Don't spend a lot of time on the leg.
Speaker 1: The lighting was the you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like it was, Yeah, it was y'all are making TV
Speaker 2: the way that that you knew how to make it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Forrest Gump, what's this famous catchphrase?
Speaker 1: Life is like a box of chocolates?
Speaker 2: No, sir, it's life was like a box of chocolates.
Speaker 1: No, that's not He always says life is like a
Speaker 1: box of chocolates. No, no, because he's dumping his stupid
Speaker 1: slow mountains.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why would it he was, though, that doesn't even
Speaker 5: make sense in the context of the film.
Speaker 1: You're slow okay, no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: Man mentioned.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: This feels like, okay, is it because it was past tense.
Speaker 1: Mama always said life was like a box that No,
Speaker 1: they're saying that. The phrase that everyone cites is poorly sighted.
Speaker 1: Life was like a box of chocolate up then, yeah, Olivia,
Speaker 1: pull that ship up then, please please. And by the way,
Speaker 1: it's not even the best quote in that movie. The
Speaker 1: best quote in that movie is I was running the
Speaker 1: whole movie. Okay, here we go, you want to chocolate.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how insane is.
Speaker 1: This movie is crazy. It's very nuts.
Speaker 3: My mama always said life was lack a box. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I am this sucks disappointed.
Speaker 1: You know that also doesn't feel like it's just of course,
Speaker 1: of course I would you would hear that. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: also doesn't seem like a crazy conspiracy to me.
Speaker 5: No, two things I feel like they are from the
Speaker 5: other dimension of scrubbing things from our memory that we
Speaker 5: remember correctly and are gaslighting us into believing that these
Speaker 5: wrong things, like the monopoly Man because I have like
Speaker 5: tether Proof, which is the fucking movie with Uh, why
Speaker 5: would they make that joke? And then also I fully
Speaker 5: remember life is like a box of chocolates. And I
Speaker 5: also remember in Star Wars, uh, him saying Luke, I
Speaker 5: am your father. That was never apparently that was never
Speaker 5: in the movie at all. He never says that.
Speaker 3: No, that's what see.
Speaker 1: I like the scrubbing thing because what we're doing is
Speaker 1: instead of being dumb, we're going deeper. Yeah, make it bigger,
Speaker 1: make it bigger. Make they're all so wide you could
Speaker 1: just walk out. Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: This is full gas lighting.
Speaker 1: This is and why two of them Star Wars based
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say, Uh, it's he Is there a
Speaker 1: black one in there? No, they're mostly white, but that's
Speaker 1: maybe because they're interesting.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Is there a Spanish one in there? No, not really Spanish.
Speaker 1: Was there an Asian one in there? Wow?
Speaker 3: H huh wild, that's nuts.
Speaker 1: That's all Judeo Christian And I'm.
Speaker 2: Cooking right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it kind of feels like it all stems
Speaker 5: from apart eid A South Africa, and they were just like,
Speaker 5: all right, what is the new thing that we can
Speaker 5: do to fuck with these people because they're free, free
Speaker 5: now they get to live and like, okay, so we
Speaker 5: banned books.
Speaker 3: Cool, but what's the next step.
Speaker 5: Let's make them think that Nelson Mandela died in prison,
Speaker 5: and that he did not die in prison. Let's make
Speaker 5: them think that it was Jiffy and jiff and not Jiffy.
Speaker 5: Let's make them think that the monopoly man had no monocle.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then they got that big one that they
Speaker 1: loved so much. Let's make them think he was a
Speaker 1: genie when it was really the red one.
Speaker 5: It was really the red one, like and so so
Speaker 5: now I feel like I'm fucking crazy. I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 5: I'm out in the streets. I'm like, hey, I'm yelling
Speaker 5: at the sky saying the monopoly man had a fucking monocle,
Speaker 5: and now I can't get a fucking loan Like that's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's where I think you're really cooking. Is I think
Speaker 1: that even if this isn't some inner dimensional shit, there's
Speaker 1: so much incentive to plant these little fuck with you
Speaker 1: gains on the part of the powers that be to
Speaker 1: make people fall into conspiracy theory. It's and it's such
Speaker 1: an innocuous start to conspiracy theory that both makes you
Speaker 1: feel like holy shit, I know a lot, but also
Speaker 1: doesn't start with like, let's kill a race of people.
Speaker 1: Let's blame a race of people for like what's happening
Speaker 1: to our communities and ship. But it takes up time.
Speaker 2: And I bet you them cookies link you over to
Speaker 2: some other ship.
Speaker 1: They get you where you need. There's a question, here's
Speaker 1: a final question. Yeah, and remember, if this happens, I
Speaker 1: did not kill myself. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, And I'm
Speaker 1: afraid to ask this. I'm scared to listen. Is there
Speaker 1: a Jewish one on the list? I think there's an
Speaker 1: argument that the baron's name.
Speaker 6: Bears okay, okay, all right, all right, I think maybe
Speaker 6: we would argue.
Speaker 3: Y'all their gaslight of y'all too, Okay, maybe been Jewish,
Speaker 3: but that's not maybe.
Speaker 5: I don't you know, because hey, if I'm trying to
Speaker 5: erase somebody's heritage, I'm trying to also take the main
Speaker 5: stem of somebody else's name, like the thing that's the
Speaker 5: moniker of the Jewish religion or faith or race.
Speaker 1: I think taking that out literally take.
Speaker 2: I think, come on, I think Polish bears.
Speaker 1: I think the Jewish, but they dressed like that. They
Speaker 1: were Jewish, Polish, Jewish, Jewish religious but from Poland.
Speaker 3: I guess listen up, my Jewish brothers society. You're trying
Speaker 3: to take this away.
Speaker 1: From But no, no, no, I'm saying we're in agreement.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 1: Finally we can come together. Yeah, we're gonna agree on
Speaker 1: this basketball. I think I think we may love.
Speaker 2: I think if we want to knock this to its
Speaker 2: final closing, I think we're all in agreement that there's
Speaker 2: certainly a power to that be deciding to make these
Speaker 2: minor changes to fuck with us. Yeah, and whatever that
Speaker 2: power is, we haven't fully aligned on. I would say
Speaker 2: some of us disagree, but ultimately we do agree. Y'all
Speaker 2: are fucking with us, and stop it.
Speaker 3: Stop, Please just read a.
Speaker 1: Couple more to go out on them. Get Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: get out of here. I think.
Speaker 2: Let's see, Neil Armstrong was believed dead years before he
Speaker 2: actually was. Oddly enough, people had no recollection of the
Speaker 2: aeronautic legend's death, many fans apparently forgot or oh no,
Speaker 2: that's not true. Okay, this is the opposite of the Mandela.
Speaker 2: They thought he was still living and did not remember
Speaker 2: him dead.
Speaker 1: Oh that like he died in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait when it buzz Al dridding.
Speaker 2: Past, buzz Aldren. I don't think died until like last
Speaker 2: year or so. I was knocking people out, buzz Alter.
Speaker 1: That was buzz Al. He's dead.
Speaker 2: He just just yeah, I think, But that motherfucker might
Speaker 2: still be kicking it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
Speaker 12: I bet if you want to space, you wouldn't want
Speaker 12: to beat everybody up. Yeah, just like I'm a god,
Speaker 12: because they've been getting divorced and ship. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 12: the perspective, the perspective really fucks them up. Yeah, so
Speaker 12: I don't want to go to space. We'll make this
Speaker 12: our big closer. This is well, this one's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: One of them is that a lot of people remember
Speaker 1: there being fifty one or fifty two states instead of
Speaker 1: fifty That's tough, that's dumb. Yeah, that is okay.
Speaker 2: I'm glad we're all in agreement on that. There's like
Speaker 2: the lower forty eight. I guess yeah, sing the mister
Speaker 2: Rogers theme song, just the first.
Speaker 1: Line, it's a beautiful day in the name. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day in this neighborhood is the correct lyrics.
Speaker 3: But see see this is what it goes.
Speaker 1: Back to the little kid. Yeah, that feels like that
Speaker 1: could be just like that. That's not as concrete to me.
Speaker 5: But there's also like the aspect of the neighborhood feels
Speaker 5: better musically than this.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood. That like feels like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't like it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1: I didn't really like that show though. No, I wasn't
Speaker 1: watching it even as a kidd. Yeah, okay, this will
Speaker 1: be the big closer since we didn't love that.
Speaker 2: As as an option, what did Hannibal Lecter most famously
Speaker 2: say to Clarice, Hello Clarice, helis the in silence of
Speaker 2: the Lambs?
Speaker 1: Oh I only remember the.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, hello Clarice is what people suspect is what
Speaker 2: he said. In fact, the reality that is all he
Speaker 2: said was good morning.
Speaker 1: No no, no, he never said.
Speaker 5: Hello, no se bro no, no, like that's some ship
Speaker 5: that everybody quoted though that doesn't make any.
Speaker 4: Lie.
Speaker 3: Maybe you didn't, but if we missed you may many
Speaker 3: damn that keep knocking people out, knock us out?
Speaker 1: We killed you got? What a great episode? A lot
Speaker 1: of really fun Garrett. Can you tell the people where
Speaker 1: they can find you? You have going on?
Speaker 3: I'm on Garrett Bernard uh and all the things? Uh Instagram, threads.
Speaker 2: I guess this promoting threads is going bad, y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like social media good will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I don't I don't like it, but I'm
Speaker 5: not on X or Twitter anymore.
Speaker 1: Threads is all like what was the worst state you've
Speaker 1: ever been on?
Speaker 3: And answer those tells?
Speaker 1: How much booty is too much crazy content?
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 2: It's like for it's like Facebook but for thinkers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wanted to be like deep.
Speaker 1: Yeah I hate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to see what what's going on?
Speaker 1: All right? We'll follow Garrick on threads, don't follow hell yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh what you got? Who got Joke City seven? On Instagram?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? And you can follow me on Langston Kerman
Speaker 1: on all social media platforms. Threads. I'm on threads.
Speaker 10: Hey, I'm on threads. Baby, I don't thread much, but
Speaker 10: I'm on there. I think I'm on there in that
Speaker 10: like when I post Instagram insta, Yeah, I want to
Speaker 10: get back to post it because I don't post on
Speaker 10: X anymore. I still go over there for the poison. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: I need a deal. Yeah I need a little taste.
Speaker 10: But it feels good to be bad. Yeah it feels good.
Speaker 10: That's beautifully said. I don't thread, but I am over there.
Speaker 10: And you can follow me on all this stuff. And
Speaker 10: if you want to send us your own drops, your
Speaker 10: own conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us how
Speaker 10: much booty is too much booty, send it all to
Speaker 10: my mama pot at gmail dot com eight four four
Speaker 10: little moms. If you want to talk to us on
Speaker 10: the phone and buy the merch, I can subscribe, rate review,
Speaker 10: do all that shit.
Speaker 2: And remember there ain't no such thing as too much booty.
Speaker 1: My bitch, that one my mama told me.
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