WEBVTT - The Mandela Effect Got Us! (with Garrick Bernard) RE-RELEASE 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:03.480 On the road. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:05.680 We've had a couple of times where like we'll go 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:09.840 and do like live shows, and then afterwards the fucking 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.000 club will try to write a check to My Mama 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:13.960 told me like, bitch. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:17.000 Yeah, it's in a company. Yeah, it does feel crazy 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:18.400 to be like that doesn't exist. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.840 What are you talking about? 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:20.520 Cash? 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:25.720 You put it to the two b write it out 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.000 to the local strip club. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:29.840 Me and my man got business to do. I'll catch 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.080 it there. You know, I'm coming. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.720 Going in order give me crystal. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.440 They only took the wing money out. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:42.680 I said, is Denise there? You know what's denise? 0:00:49.479 --> 0:01:03.680 Chips in yours are racist money. She's stuff I can't 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.399 tell me. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.000 For the bitch you said, I shot some ship about 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:13.080 my dick. Now she's sick, she better lay low. Welcome 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.280 to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:23.200 The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:25.000 the black conspiracy theory and. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:29.600 We finally worked to prove the conspiracies of anyone truly 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:31.959 that were you open the Internet. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:36.880 And art well, and we prefer black, That's that's what 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.880 we were aiming at. But if you're white and you 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.840 got a pretty good one, we'll talk about it. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.880 Also, if you're Asian, let us know. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.400 Just in general, you gotta tell us. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:51.240 You gotta tell us. The law says you gotta tell us. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:56.160 We're making a list and checking it twice. There's a 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:57.160 lot of John's out here. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:58.480 There's a lot of john there's. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.840 Up yo. I feel, I feel. Is it weird that 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:11.560 like I feel worse for Korean Christians than like Black Christians. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.919 Because it's so far it wasn't even supposed to be. 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.760 It was like Black Americans. I'm like, Okay, I did it, 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.799 blah blah blah. You guys, were. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.280 You you really? That was like dedicated. That's not you 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:25.880 just stumbling across. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:26.840 That's what I'm saying. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.120 You went out to Korean. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:32.760 That's what I'm saying is too, is that they on 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:38.120 wax have so much invention on their own that y'all, 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:43.360 y'all had your own wet and raced oar history. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.080 We don't know. And that's why you and then you 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.800 needed a god then And I get that that like 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:52.120 makes sense. But they were back there, they got great 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:57.120 stuff going on. I'm not like man, snack food, technology, 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.720 break dancing. 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.320 Let's go okass. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:05.200 Yeah, So that's a good cards. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.600 Super commercial of all time. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:15.040 Man, Oh you know what I was thinking this is 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:19.840 I was on a plane. I think that the takedown 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:23.480 of the black streetwear explosion in the late nineties, I 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.600 think it was an inside job. I think Ralph Lauren 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:29.760 and Tommy Hill figure did it together because they're the 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:33.040 only ones that stood through the whole thing, and they 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.520 took all these pictures next to rappers smiling knowing they 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.640 were going to take that ship out. You're saying because 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:43.480 streetwear and I dressed like ship. But I'm saying I didn't. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.920 Mean you know that you know when you I feel 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.400 like when you dress a certain way and also know 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.480 the history of fashion, that means that you're fashionable. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.400 You just choose, not. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:56.119 That's what it is. I am a conscience, just subjective, 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.360 like I'm not going to now, well that's. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.800 I didn't mean yes, as in you dress like ship. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.280 I meant that you take no pride in fashion in 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:04.720 that way. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:09.960 I have a hard time convincing myself it's not mostly 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.320 a distraction used to people there is. Yeah, I have 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.400 a hard time with it. And then you watch all 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.320 that ship on just like the amount of waste and 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.840 stuff like that, and then just like how it was 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:24.880 like in general anyway, is the whole point if it 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:28.080 was Italian's that's the point. What I'm saying is, remember 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:34.719 when it was going crazy, Echo John Sean, John Fat 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.120 Far it was going nuts. You know what else they 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.200 all had plus sizes. You get, you get a three 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:54.599 XL fat farm sweater vest. But what I'm saying is, Okay, okay, 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.279 maybe it is for the cause, but because at the 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.559 end of the day they all went away, who's still 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.600 there for me? Who's there? What's the first brand when 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.960 I click on d XL dot com this Polo Ralph Lauren. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.080 I got something in my backpack right now. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.960 I will say that is a fascinating thing about Ralph 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.080 Lauren is he is the only person like from the 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.960 beginning in high fashion that was like, nah, I gotta 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.200 make it for the big motherfucker. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.880 What is that about? Because it's synonymous, it's not a 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:26.760 community per se, but it is like you're young, you're fat, 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.839 you get your first check, you're black, you get. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:34.479 Polo when when I know, uh, most people of my 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.719 age range like a big dude. If we're going out 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.960 and you gotta dress up and you don't wear polo. 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:44.360 I'm surprised there's somewhere I'm actually like, yo, No, I got. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.560 It in the back in case. I didn't even plan. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.080 I was just like, let me just let me just practice, 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.040 just in case, just in case I don't know what 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:52.840 I'm gonna get into. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.520 Right when I'm out there, anything could happen. Yeah, I 0:05:55.560 --> 0:06:01.440 might have to give. I gave that I got that 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:08.360 bear in and thank you to that bear. Bear got 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:10.880 me through some hard time. Bear afforded me pussy I 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:11.760 should not have gotten. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:13.960 But they thought, they thought Rolf Lauren. 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.719 They saw that Lauren got and And to your point, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.560 I think the fact that they have stood the test 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.240 of time could easily be to the fact that they 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.440 were maybe the only white players in that side of 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.719 the game. Or it could be that the two white 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.160 players sabotaged the other parties. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.760 And I think who was the one that was like 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.599 upset at Rappers for wearing his his stuff. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:43.839 Great question, it's a complicated question because that is Tommy hillfake. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:45.840 But that's not true. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:49.760 It's not true. There is no truth to an oh 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:50.960 my god, my mom lights. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:57.120 Yeah, yeah, both of ours. My mom was big on that. Yeah, 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.599 I think because she didn't want to play. Hey, you 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.000 know what I mean, because all of a sudden I 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:05.200 got a Parry Elis. No one respects me. No one 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:06.479 on the bus respects no. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:11.520 Everybody's like Perry Ellis. That's lame, Harry. It's in the 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:12.160 same thought. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.800 Come on, it's us polo. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.480 Yeah, yeah, I got. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.440 This ferry Harry saw and he tried to get in 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:30.080 that ship. Sucks our guest today. Yeah, we've already been 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.480 talking to him. He has been a part of our 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:38.280 lives as long as he's the best. He's a hilarious comedian. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.400 You've seen all over the internet, Comedy Central, the likes. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.560 Uh. He's an actor. He's been in. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:48.680 Many, many projects performing as an actor. He is a 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:53.200 writer of notes. He's written on amazing things. He's currently 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:58.120 writing on Rick and Morty. He does it all a 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:59.560 dear friend. Give it up for Garrick. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.160 But hey, thanks for having me dog. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.400 People who were in slavery wish that they had curve 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.320 side service at Applebee's. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.200 Well true. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.600 It's the truest statement I've ever heard. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.080 It's ay, anything's wrong with you? 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:15.000 I don't think anything wrong. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:17.240 I think the only thing wrong with it is that 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.800 it was coming from a white dude, clearly, but also. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:33.960 Unfortunately Don le God damn it always memory serves me correct. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:35.880 I think that's Don Lemon's good. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:39.360 God Man Lemon, he'll always catch you off guard. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.160 Yeah, he'll get you. 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.000 He'll get you. That's nuts. 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:46.760 Do y'all remember, and we'll get to you. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.719 You're a lovely man. We're so happy you're here. Do 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.840 y'all remember? Uh that Don Lemon used to be the 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:57.600 bad guy? Yeah, Like he wasn't just like like neutral 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.520 and ship like. Don Lemon was the literal would we 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:02.679 he was Candice Owens. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.040 Yeah he was. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:09.199 He was the respectability politics like and then he just. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.760 Did that gear shift one year was like I'm gay. Yeah, 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.840 I was tripping, what's up? And then we kind of 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:16.400 let him in. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.480 This is gonna sound crazy. We do allow gay people 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:20.280 to be evil? 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:26.560 Oh interesting, I got there. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:31.280 You see. I backed up. Say what you think, David? 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.400 I think it's true equality if people can be bad, 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.120 so I think we need you can't you know, you 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:41.160 can't just be like I'm gay, Yeah, I'm a good 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:45.360 person stuff dick, Yeah, which is. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:49.000 Actually not Yeah, yeah, that's real, that's real. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.480 Ship. Yeah, I don't disagree with the corner on it. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:59.480 I was listening. I was listening, and we haven't even 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.600 talked about LeVar Ball's foot. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.319 Oh I saw that video where he said he grew about. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:07.719 That he grew back. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:19.120 If anybody could do that, though it is I abs. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.600 I don't know that there's a man on this earth 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.480 that I believe in more at this point. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:30.160 Yeah, all three sons, all three sons are very, very successful, 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:30.839 like in a. 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.199 Way that we I at least have to acknowledge in 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.480 front of you. I've certainly told you I did not 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.679 believe in him before, Like I was not a faithful 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:40.560 from the beginning. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.400 You talked about it. He bought big baller brain No, 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:47.439 I paid money for a shirt that I never sid Okay, well, 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:53.840 he tried to buy a big bull was in the 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.720 whole program, and I didn't believe in it for a second. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.720 But once I saw what he was doing, I had 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:03.480 to knowledge that this is a man who defies all logic, 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:07.920 all odds. He is the maybe the Messiah, and in 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.760 that way I will never doubt him. I think he 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.880 speaks truth to power. I think, especially when you see 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:17.000 back in the day him talking about what kind of 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:21.280 player Lonzo was gonna be versus where it's like he 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.800 knew because he never had anything great to sorry about Joey. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:28.520 He's just like, yeah, boys, one, he's weird. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:36.000 That boy big like me like, oh that's not that's 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:36.760 not a compliment. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:37.240 Dog. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:37.840 I don't know. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:45.640 I don't know if you really have a leg to say. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:47.280 That's the way you introduced yourself. 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:53.240 That's exactly what we're here. But what did happen to us? 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.320 I am worried about his health. I don't know. I 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.520 think I can't just they don't just take your leg. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.600 I think I read it somewhere that it was like 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.800 some sort of vein disease or like condition. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:07.839 It wasn't good news. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.480 It wasn't like, oh, I mean good news would be like, oh, 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.360 you had cancer and we had to cut it off. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:14.439 It wasn't that. 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.280 It sounded like maybe you could have taken slightly better 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:19.120 care of yourself. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:23.880 And we need him for a long time. Yeah. No, 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:27.199 I would like him to eventually get some kind of office. 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:31.400 Yeah yeah, like well political, what if we give him 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:40.040 those No, I think I think we want him. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.160 I think you get him in the door and you 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:46.240 see what he does with it. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:46.960 I don't think. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.600 I think with this type of power comes to certain 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.640 responsibility and we need we can't just thrust that up. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.640 Here's the thing I say about LeVar Ball. He is 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.520 a sick event to know. Man, Wow, who's who's event 0:12:58.600 --> 0:12:59.160 in the need to. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.040 No one anymore? 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:09.880 I liked it before. He can't. I'm just saying about 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.680 he's not gonna get pushed around. Yeah, yeah he can't. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.240 Yeah, he's literally he's gonna. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:21.520 Get one of those robot legs. I want it's gonna 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.160 be like, yeah, I think we started the cyborg technology. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.840 I want him to get the springy one. Oh South 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:33.959 African killed Yeah, lady, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's out, he's out. Yeah, 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:35.800 you just gotta let him out. He just got out. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.640 He should He is white African. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.600 Part of you know what part. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:47.960 Of what you're doing, we don't know White South African. 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:52.480 Will Farrow is Okay. I feel like that's a slip 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.560 reason you let white South Africans And that's a slipper. Yeah. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:14:00.959 No, they're there. They started a lot of this ship. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:04.400 Yeah. Ultimately they're Dutch. Yeah, you know we've talked. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:07.240 About Yeah, I watched the Color of Friendship last night. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.360 There is an old Disney Channel original and it is 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:16.320 about an apartheid white South African doing a student exchange 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.000 to a black family in d C. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:21.160 Disney took that on. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:26.760 Yeah, really weirdly, very well done. Yeah. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.400 I was like, oh, this is kind of a lot 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.320 for a Disney Channel original. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.440 And it was like it came out like two thousand 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.120 or older. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:38.000 Era. 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.880 This is the era of them trying to like, hey, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:44.040 we need to tackle the tough ship for our kids. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:45.000 That type of I. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.800 Like that you measured time by Johnny Tsunami. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.600 Yeah, that one was posed. Yeah, but there was a 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.120 time they were trying to court. They also had the 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:55.080 famous Jeed Jackson. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:15:00.480 Jack Jackson, God damn, that was the coolest Michael Jordan 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:01.760 before he popped off. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:06.440 I think that he actually told him to fuck. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.960 Maybe we maybe this is the door we open. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.640 That's crazy. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.560 He was like spot. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.640 Because he would have been better, would have been. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:28.040 He would have gone the funk up. He was hazel 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:33.920 eyes and just he was he was gone. 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.200 But he had you know, you don't talk about how 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.000 great the famous j Jackson. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:42.760 No, No, he was he was like Will Smith cool. Yeah, 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:46.560 he had like locked into something that like I don't 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.000 think I ever I ever say it out loud because 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:53.560 I'm afraid I just liked him more than everyone else did. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe there was. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.400 There was There was like something about him where I 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.120 was just like, Oh, this is what the the peak 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.040 man is? 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:04.320 You know, so I'm less. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.320 Than I felt less than. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:12.560 I felt very it. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:17.359 Really he really has something and that you lost someone special. 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.640 That ship was fucked. That was the best Disney Channel 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:20.680 show I think for me. 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:24.000 Yeah, yeah, you know that's I. 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.320 Don't remember a single episode me neither. I don't know 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.520 what the whether he was on a TV show. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:31.000 He was on a TV show, but he was also 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:31.960 like a spy or something. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:36.880 He was a real spy pretending to be a fake spy, 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.200 but also going to high school. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.640 Yeah, but he also had time. He was making mixes too. 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:46.320 You remember that. I came into his room one time 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:48.240 and he's like, hey, Grandma, I want to listen to 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:54.120 my mix full turntables and mixed. Well, yeah, he just 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.160 had a gift for all things. Yeah. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:17:00.920 But but he wanted to be a regular kid and willing. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:09.560 To suck that dick. And they were like, we're gonna 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:17.840 put you in clerk spot. He was supposed to be 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:21.720 a good will know. No, no, mister. 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:28.440 Garret, you came to us with a conspiracy, and frankly, 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.040 I don't know that we need to cover it at 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:30.520 this point. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:34.560 Thinking about man, we've. 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:37.520 Hit a lot of hot spots already. Yeah, this almost 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.560 feels like we gave y'all an episode. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:41.920 You're welcome, Yeah, you're done. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:45.000 But you came to us with a conspiracy. I'm very 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:47.720 excited about that. I'm surprised we haven't covered in a 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:49.040 full way yet. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.120 Yeah, it has not. I feel like it's come up 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:54.439 like in passing, but I don't never as a full topic. 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:56.600 But but you came to us and you said, my 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:57.920 mama told me. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:01.399 The Mendela effect. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:02.399 It's real. 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:07.720 Yes, tell us everything. 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:12.560 It is real. The Mandela effect basically is everybody having 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:17.040 a different memory of It's basically like kind of revisionist 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.399 history a little bit where they're just everybody has a 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:23.560 different memory of what like happened to Nelson Mandela when 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:24.280 he was in prison. 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.560 Uh, And that's what we feel like, is the shift 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:32.320 of two different parallel universes kind of colliding. Y. 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:36.000 I always thought it was a Mandala effect, and I 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:39.680 was just remembering the name of the effect wrong. Yeah, 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:40.320 holy shit. 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.919 Wow, So you but you didn't You didn't associate it 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:45.000 with Nelson Mandela. 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:51.800 No, I associated with the Bearstein bears versus. 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.359 As it's framed. You never knew about the Mandela roots. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.879 No, what are they? They don't think he went to prison. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:58.440 I think he went to prison. But a lot of 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:00.880 people think that he died in jail. But he did 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:01.560 not die in jail. 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:02.840 We were on a big press tour. 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:04.000 He went on a press store after. 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:06.600 Yeah. 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:11.119 No, he was in jail as a terrorist. He never 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.359 was a celebrated you know what I mean, like in 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.000 the public eye. They did not treat him as a celebrattion. 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:17.040 I'm talking about when he got out. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:20.680 That's what I'm saying. The Mandela we know is the out. 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:24.520 So I'm agreeing with is that it's crazy that people 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:26.320 would think he was dead. 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:28.920 He yeah, yeah. 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:31.520 But there was it was another there was another civil 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:35.280 rights terrorists in apartheid Africa that did die in jail, 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:37.640 and that became. 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:42.280 The Nelson I got you and you knowing all that, 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:46.680 yes that that people believe that he died and most 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:51.280 of them are stupid, then go there is legitimacy, yes 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:53.720 to this claim yes, because there. 0:19:56.040 --> 0:20:00.120 My question is Mandela specifically you're talking about or in other. 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:02.480 There's other things, because there's the bear Stain Bears and 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:04.760 the bear Stain Bears. I don't even remember how that 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:07.920 ship was spelled, but I remember both of them. And 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.920 then there's also Shazam and Couzam. 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:13.240 That one. That one's fucked up. 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:16.880 Yeah, the sin Bad versus the Shack versus. 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.359 That's what I'm saying, yeah, And that's what fucks me up. 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:25.199 Is I legitimately remember remember Sinbad as a genie. 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:27.520 Yes, And I don't know what to do about that. 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:29.119 I does feel like some shit he would do. 0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:32.640 It feels a hundred even as I'm saying and now 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:36.040 I'm picturing him in my head that in thee I. 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:39.720 Can picture him in the genie costume on the VHS tape, 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:44.280 like on the on the box covered like that's it's 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:48.359 wild how I would always say Kuzam or I can't 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:50.840 say for sure which one it is. 0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:53.440 No, I don't know that you memories of Shack because 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:55.000 my memory is of the Shack. 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:59.280 I remember the Shack one. I remember rapped cheeseburgers from 0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:02.399 this guy and the the the goat eyes or whatever. 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:03.480 He ate goat eyes. 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:07.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like the film. 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:24.440 I think Universe were also yeah, no, no, no six. 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:27.520 Yeah, how is it? 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:27.879 Is it? 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:28.879 Or what it is? 0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:32.680 Did Jamie Fox have freckles or not? 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:33.320 Yeah? Right? 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:34.960 That one? 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:40.159 Uh that's Cat Williams claim is that he's a clone 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:44.040 because the Jamie Fox we knew didn't freckles, and this 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.680 new Jamie Fox has a ton of freckles for some reason. 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:51.160 He's and I do not know why this nigga has freckles. 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:54.000 That's got to be an age thing, right, Like that's 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:55.280 got to be like the Morgan Freeman. 0:21:56.480 --> 0:21:58.919 They're in cute ass five, you know what I mean. 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:01.520 Oh, but also he he's like a lying theater kid, 0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:04.000 so like he could be putting those on like Sizzle 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:04.800 was for a while. 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:07.920 Oh you think he would go that? I think so. 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:08.680 I think so. 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:11.520