WEBVTT - Eat Pray Hoe

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, so good to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>You know on time? What time did you arrive?

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<v Speaker 2>Friend? At twelve twenty?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? And Andrew, you arrived exact?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, eleven for I arrived at twelve fifty now

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<v Speaker 2>twelve now, So my apologies friend, I'm so sorry. And

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<v Speaker 2>oh I was awake early today because I hadn't. I

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<v Speaker 2>was awake early. I don't have an excuse. I do

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<v Speaker 2>not have one. He was awake early.

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<v Speaker 1>I was got up early this morning. What time did

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<v Speaker 1>you get up? I got up at eight something?

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<v Speaker 2>Why so early, Marie? Well, since I had an interesting

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<v Speaker 2>evening and I had to wake up early to reflect

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<v Speaker 2>my soul.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>My soul was like now, niggas, Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you don't deserve all this rest, I can even wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I well, we'll get into it. But yeah, Marie's late,

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<v Speaker 2>and we text her like, hey, where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't get text from you guys saying where

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Not where are you?

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I hit you guys at twelve twenty something

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<v Speaker 2>and said I'll be there in ten to fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she Oh Marie, tell them what you told

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<v Speaker 1>me to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean you were like, wow, can't believe, like

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<v Speaker 2>you sent me a very mean emoji, and I was like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>record some ads or something, so the studio time is

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<v Speaker 2>not going to waste, you know, right we in here.

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<v Speaker 2>I had already did that. I was on I was listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I was vacationing out of the country. Didn't know when

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<v Speaker 2>the ads got recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh well, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, if you listen to our episodes, you know that

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<v Speaker 2>they're been recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're saying, friend, Yeah, exactly, I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea what you're saying to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, it's coming You're coming in hot. It's too

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<v Speaker 2>hot outside for all this heat in here. Anyways, Marie's back.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so happy. We're so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds so stoked.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're so excited to hear all of everything. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>the e prey Ho. But wait before you get into that,

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<v Speaker 2>what happened last night? Well, sis, you're speaking of v

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<v Speaker 2>prey Ho. I said, let me go get some dick tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was last night.

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<v Speaker 1>And I matched with this dude earlier in the day

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<v Speaker 1>and we have been talking and I was like, is

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<v Speaker 1>he cute? And I sent his photo to Carolina and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, he's hot. Can I see him? How

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<v Speaker 1>come do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Maria always messages everybody else, only message Carolina and Andre

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<v Speaker 2>because they don't sex or dick shame me.

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<v Speaker 1>You do that, you did chat, you'd be dick shaming.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be like, you'd be like him. That person ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no black people.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, Carolina and Andre are my two messiest because

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<v Speaker 2>they have no stand They won't shame me. No, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't shame her because they will literally fuck a wall

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<v Speaker 2>so she feels safe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well me banging a wall doesn't make me feel safe,

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<v Speaker 2>sis that unless there's a chair there.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Look listen.

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<v Speaker 2>So I matched with this dude and I got real

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<v Speaker 2>high last night and it was really late in It

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<v Speaker 2>was like eleven o'clock and we have been talking back

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<v Speaker 2>and forth and he was like, he was like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming and I was like, uh. He was like, or

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<v Speaker 1>do you need me to come get you?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, it's a left driver. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, ah, if.

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<v Speaker 1>He hadn't, if he didn't come pick me up, I

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<v Speaker 1>would not have gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, can I see a picture? How about I tell

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<v Speaker 2>you who I play him in a movie. Okay, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, he's missing his eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you're playing in a movie? Mario? Will you say?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a friend, like bigger, but like bigger, like buff,

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<v Speaker 1>like buff, but like when he took his shirt off,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't buff like all you doing shoulders like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do nothing, you don't do nothing else? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So this so I came to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 2>So this pillowcase looking uber driver came and picked you up,

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<v Speaker 2>pillowcase braid my hair, came and picked me up, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I made him wait for ten minutes outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. And then when I got down, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of car you drive? He was like a Mustang?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh so he forty five?

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<v Speaker 2>The dudes no his Okay, so his profile says twenty seven, right, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get in the car and I'm and it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird already, it's weird. I should not have gone right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know this man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to do vacation eat prey host stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>my neighborhood. And that doesn't that stupid doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But if we fucking love for the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean for the podcast, Yes, but on my g no,

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<v Speaker 2>so you v I'm in his car and it's like

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<v Speaker 2>awkward silence, you know. So I'm like, ah, well, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you do? He was like, I'm a junior architect

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what does that mean? He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what an architect is?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like yeah. He was like, I'm the junior

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<v Speaker 1>that and I was like, so what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>He was definitely lying because he could not tell me

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<v Speaker 2>what an architect did.

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<v Speaker 1>How come you didn ask all this shit up top

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<v Speaker 1>sis On his profile he says junior architect twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the car, I'm like, well, what do you do? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you just wait the car to verify this insists everything

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<v Speaker 1>that I did last night was foolish and I should

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<v Speaker 1>not be here right now, right right. So we get

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<v Speaker 1>to his house. He lives alone. It's a studio, but

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like a uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't let yeah, okay, like fifteen minutes from my house,

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<v Speaker 2>so too close, it's too close to me.

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<v Speaker 1>We get there, I'm like, what is this like a

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<v Speaker 1>weird like halfway house? Think it was weird? Everything?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, everything was just awkward. I think he was no

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<v Speaker 2>shade to the people who are. But I think he

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<v Speaker 2>was a little bit on the spectrum because it was

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<v Speaker 2>very awkward and very like, couldn't make eye contact.

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<v Speaker 1>He also needed glasses. He was very blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but them autistic got the strength Dick autistic. Dick,

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<v Speaker 2>Dick is strong autistic. Well, let me talk about his autistic.

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<v Speaker 1>TWA's not a good We we never kissed. We never kissed,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my, which is strange.

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<v Speaker 2>I was there for like fifteen minutes and then I

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<v Speaker 2>was like I got to go home because he was

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<v Speaker 2>like so he's like, we're hooking up a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, let me see your tongue. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, sir, I didn't come here to suck your duke,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's not gonna happen. And he was like what.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, here's a better idea. How about

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<v Speaker 2>I sit on your face? And he was like how

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<v Speaker 2>is that the same thing? And I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, he's really he really is twenty seven, he

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<v Speaker 2>might be twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, my stomach hurts. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, what you feel like you need He's

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<v Speaker 2>like no, this was me. It was I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna come tonight, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go right. If I'm not gonna come, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go. So I was like, uh, what, my stomach hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel good.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, you think you need to throw up?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I think I need a poom boom

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<v Speaker 2>And then I went to order an uber but he

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<v Speaker 2>dropped me off at my house so door to do

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<v Speaker 2>a service. Wait, and then he's asking me all these

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<v Speaker 2>questions like I see you out of blue, check on

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<v Speaker 2>your on your Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, sir, you are asking these questions too

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<v Speaker 2>late to ask these before you were inside me. So wait,

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<v Speaker 2>So he was inside you and then you were like no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't it wasn't good. I was like I.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I should not be here, okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is not gonna end well for me.

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<v Speaker 1>One of us is gonna come and it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna leave immediately. When you said you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be there, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get it? Nobody's supposed to be anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I left. He dropped me off and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>is he a psycho?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>You know's where I live? I deleted my Tinder last night.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>That istter, That's how bad it was. Tenderest for vacations only.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still on a hinge. I feel like back in

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<v Speaker 2>New York. What I want now is a summer fling, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I feel like on hinges we have conversations, then

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<v Speaker 2>we go get a drink, and then maybe we sleep together.

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<v Speaker 2>But last night was conversation car house, back in the

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<v Speaker 2>car home, So you're reckless, though I know I am

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<v Speaker 2>reckless and I got home and audience, you need supervision.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you need to be messaging me, bitch. You

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<v Speaker 2>messaged in Carolina, Carolina, I didn't. I have not spoken

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<v Speaker 2>to Andre about this yet. So Carolina was We were

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone all day yesterday, so she naturally is

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<v Speaker 2>the person that I was talking to about this. She

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<v Speaker 2>was like, call me in the morning when you get

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<v Speaker 2>home after sex. I called her literally an hour after that, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, uh, what happened? Wait? So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing good. I am supportive of the hoeing. If you

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<v Speaker 1>would have dropped the pin, I would have been there.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have been outside his house. That's not the

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<v Speaker 2>support I need, friend, I don't need you. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to drop a pin in you to be for

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<v Speaker 2>you to be there when I come outside. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need you walk of shame, shaman. I wasn't gonna shout.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like ready to fight. Read it's about to

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<v Speaker 2>be girl fright City City. He would literally blow on

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<v Speaker 2>you and you would fall down the set Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>You would shout you humpty dumpty. He would humpty dumpty

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<v Speaker 1>that ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I would have left eye his ship and you

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<v Speaker 2>know of match.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but light is shout out a little kim, he said. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So that was last night.

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<v Speaker 2>But all of the hoeing that I did internationally, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I was a little bit smarter. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to be smart. It's just you need

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure you're safe. Yeah, smartnes doesn't have anything yesterday. No,

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<v Speaker 2>smart and safe do go hand in hand. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>not smart, you're not safe if you if you're smart,

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<v Speaker 2>you might not fuck but if you safe, you might

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<v Speaker 2>fucking get out safely.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if you're smart, you wouldn't go in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't do that. I should have stayed my high

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<v Speaker 1>ass in the house and watched finished watching a fin

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<v Speaker 1>line between Love and Hate because that's what I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. And then I was like, I knew you was.

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<v Speaker 2>About to do something shady because I messed you. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what you're doing tonight? Silence.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I started to text you back and I was on

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<v Speaker 2>FaceTime with Carolina, so I was like, silence. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know what that is. She about to go out

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<v Speaker 2>there and do her side gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, this is my main gig. You know I'm unemployed, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>This is my main gig.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I tried to repeat something that worked for me

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<v Speaker 2>in Amsterdam and this was not that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, this wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the people have literally been on the edge

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<v Speaker 2>of the seats about what the fuck happened? So tell

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<v Speaker 2>everybody about the stories. This is this story, this episode

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<v Speaker 2>is it's all about Marie re re re re forget

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<v Speaker 2>about me, me me Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>We just go back a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>There was an episode that was all about you, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was about you being arrested, and we sat through

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<v Speaker 2>that hilarious story of your struggle and it was all.

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<v Speaker 1>About you, you you you you.

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<v Speaker 2>Singing I'm here. I'm also I'm on the same key

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<v Speaker 2>as you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear everything. Same note, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly know nothing. Oh you know some I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that.

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<v Speaker 1>When I went to London, I matched with this man.

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<v Speaker 2>Start exactly off where you started with the e Prey

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<v Speaker 2>host trip. They want to know where you started. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So I started. I thought I was going to be

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<v Speaker 2>in the same part of France with the whole three weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>but after four days I was like, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>the hell out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>This place sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister got options, okay, sis went to Switzerland. Okay, yum,

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate factory, cheese museum, doing all that cool Swiss stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But that doesn't matter. I didn't bang nobody in knowne

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<v Speaker 2>those places. I get to London.

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<v Speaker 1>I match with this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like his profile said Fridays are for shopping and eating,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, today's Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I matched with him and he's like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing today?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like eating and shopping and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you look like you need some new agent provocateur and

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yes, I do. You're buying nine hundred dollar panties. Stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like yes, I do, absolutely obviously. So we

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<v Speaker 1>were supposed to meet up, and am I telling the

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<v Speaker 1>story how I told you the story? I'm not telling

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<v Speaker 1>the story. How you told me the story?

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<v Speaker 2>How I told you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>So meet up with this guy and he's exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>you think he is. He's exactly what you think a

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<v Speaker 2>man who would offer to buy a stranger panties is.

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<v Speaker 2>He's white and short, and we go in and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of awkward, but also like sis, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, when when in Rome or when in London.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm picking up all the stuff that I think

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<v Speaker 2>is attractive and everything that I think is gonna make

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<v Speaker 2>my butt look big.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, soor do you need me to see

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need to see me trying this stuff on?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I got time. I loationed my.

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<v Speaker 2>Butt today, so you know, it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a fashion show for him. We get to the register,

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<v Speaker 2>thousands upon thousands of dollars and his card gets declined.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was fun for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that the whole ruse there is his card

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<v Speaker 2>always gets declined and he just wants to see people

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<v Speaker 2>in lingerie for free. It's so smart. He's brilliant genius

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna do that, are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but not at agent provocator nude, do it at

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<v Speaker 1>Claire's successorness.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be a rainbow. Rainbow got a lingerie section

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<v Speaker 2>to baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I matched with this black dude, beautiful, bearded,

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<v Speaker 2>his hair, he has all his hair like hot. He

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<v Speaker 2>tells me that I'm beautiful. I'm like, thank you, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>you're beautiful. Also, he asked me how long I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>London for.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, for two more days or something stupid

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<v Speaker 1>like that. He unmatched me.

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<v Speaker 2>He unmatched me, so that I matched with this German

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<v Speaker 2>dude who's like tall and looks like a model, right

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<v Speaker 2>he German. The date was boring, but we go to

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<v Speaker 2>this bar to get some drinks and this like hotel

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<v Speaker 2>lobby and we sit down and as soon as we

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<v Speaker 2>sit down, the bartender is the black dude who unmatched me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my fucking gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking sexy as ever, just so hot, oh so beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>like beautiful, he had all his teeth and everything. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, ah, but I already sat down and I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's no way that I in my mind

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<v Speaker 2>that I can play off us moving hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy that I don't really care about, a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>I do like, is here? Can we leave? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead, I sat there in this bartender's line of sight

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<v Speaker 2>and laughed really hard all night, just han I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>Screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>So finally, this white dude goes away to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom, and I'm like, well, I'm pop up.

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<v Speaker 1>And talk to my friend. So I jump up and

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the bar and I'm like, hey, can

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<v Speaker 1>I have my tabs? I can close out? And he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the next after this? What are your plans? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are my plans?

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<v Speaker 2>And I start to say to him, you look really familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's because you unmatched me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And right when I start to say that, the white

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<v Speaker 2>dude comes back upstairs and he's like what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, ah, freaking hey, white dude. So I

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<v Speaker 2>let him walk me back to my hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I was gonna double back and

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<v Speaker 1>go see that bartender. But I was like, well, what

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<v Speaker 1>if it wasn't him? It was definitely it was him. Yeah, Marie,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? How did you drop the ball on

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<v Speaker 1>that baby, I'm so.

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<v Speaker 2>Dumb made a three pointer right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But the he unmatched me, and I was so upset

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<v Speaker 1>about him. It was him playing hard to get bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he he wants like a wife. He's he's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get his inderes elbow on. He wants a wife anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So I ended up having sex with somebody else and

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<v Speaker 2>it was the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Sex in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, please explain.

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<v Speaker 1>It was this little Italian man and I know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know I did it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm in London. I should have banged a dude

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<v Speaker 2>from the UK. I banged an Italian that don't speak

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<v Speaker 2>no English. His name was just seppy. His hair was

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<v Speaker 2>too long for him to be like laying on top

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<v Speaker 2>of me. It was the worst sex I've ever had

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<v Speaker 2>in my life. Literally, while it was happening, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>is he inside me? I was like this this sex,

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<v Speaker 2>this is wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And his body was squishy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like he had no idea what he was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure he was a virgin. He was twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six years old. He must have been a virgin. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no way you're that bad at sex. Because he tricked me, right,

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<v Speaker 2>like the kisses were like good. You were like, oh okay, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>he might he might, God know what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Because Italians are good at flirting. What does top lip

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<v Speaker 1>look like?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>What does top lip look like? I don't remember, sis,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. But he looked like do y'all remember

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<v Speaker 1>the Tarzan cartoon? He looked like that, like if Tarzan

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<v Speaker 1>that's who? Yes, But I didn't say that the guy

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<v Speaker 1>was ugly. I said the dick was ugly, like the

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<v Speaker 1>sex was bad, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>But he was short.

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<v Speaker 1>He was maybe like five six five seven, five to seven.

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<v Speaker 2>If you guys can't hear Andrew, he said, that's tragic. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>I think all men are short though, so he might

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<v Speaker 2>have been five nine, but I'm saying he wasn't tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. He spoke no English and just kept saying I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, And I was like, you have you got

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<v Speaker 1>to go, so after it's over, after you even give

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<v Speaker 1>you that b.

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<v Speaker 2>Since in my hotel room, I was like I should

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<v Speaker 2>get out of here, like I gotta go, like that's how.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like I should leave, And the next day

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<v Speaker 2>I left. So what kept happening is I would have

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<v Speaker 2>sex with these people and then fly out the.

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<v Speaker 1>Day after because I was like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so brilliant again. So after London, I went to Amsterdam,

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<v Speaker 2>had the best sex of my life there. Okay, finally

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<v Speaker 2>something we could get into talk about that fabulous Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So it was the same thing. Right, I'm on tinder,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving the next day. I'm like, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>some amster dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. So I had went out on a day Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was standing on the canal looking.

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<v Speaker 2>At the dirty ass water. I heard a voice behind

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<v Speaker 2>me go, It's beautiful, isn't it. I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is about to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Some maid in Manhattan type bs. I turn around.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a white man who's way too confident to be

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<v Speaker 2>talking to me, like, way too cocky to be like

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<v Speaker 2>that comfortable talking to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, yeah, it's beautiful. And he asked sick

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<v Speaker 1>me to dinner. I let him and then he's boring,

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<v Speaker 1>so I let him pay, and then I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, I'm going home right to jump on tender right.

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<v Speaker 2>I let him feed me and then I was going

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<v Speaker 2>home smart right, genius. So he's like, oh, I'll walk you,

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<v Speaker 2>it's no problem. And I'm like, all right, I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 2>him at the door. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we get to my house and I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for walking me. He's like, you're not gonna invite

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<v Speaker 2>me in. I was like, absolutely not, and I left

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<v Speaker 2>him on the sidewalk right beautiful. He was like, i'll

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<v Speaker 2>call you tomorrow. I was like, no, no, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna speak. My phone is gonna be cut up.

0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't have any data for the rest of my trip.

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<v Speaker 2>So I jump on tender and I mated with this

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<v Speaker 2>dude who's very attractive, like a sexy movie star type.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you have a picture?

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<v Speaker 1>No, so I very I deleted Tender. Right. So I

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<v Speaker 1>met with this guy. We're talking. I'm like, well, what

0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:55.840
<v Speaker 1>you know?

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<v Speaker 2>You close right, because I'm like, I have to get

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<v Speaker 2>this done before I leave. He's like, oh, before you

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<v Speaker 2>come over here, I need to tell you that I

0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:05.360
<v Speaker 2>used to be a professional skateboarder or something stupid like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, and I broke my back.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I could still walk in stuff, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>i'd be tired, so i'd be in a wheelchair. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, ah, this crippled nigga hit you with the

0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.120
<v Speaker 2>best dick in your life. But no, no, no, that's said.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm not coming. He was like what, He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>everything still works. I was like, I don't care. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I prove it. I said, you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>anything to prove to me. I've had bad sex with

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<v Speaker 2>people with good backs. I'm not about to have you

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<v Speaker 2>tell me or try to prove to me with your

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<v Speaker 2>bad back that you got good dick.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's it's you don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>To prove any nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh haha. I think he's like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like you're you're gonna miss out on something like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not coming to your broken house. No I'm not coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not walking up the ramp to your house.

0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.680
<v Speaker 2>It's not in a wheelchair. He's in a wheelchair. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm acted with this other dude. Okay, that dude unmatching me,

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<v Speaker 2>the one in the chair. He thought, I got good

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<v Speaker 2>dick from a d dude from Professor X. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I thought. Hey, this has been up and down, bitch,

0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:06.840
<v Speaker 2>this has been a roller coaster.

0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:08.439
<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm trying to tell you the story. So

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<v Speaker 1>I match with this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the most Dutch looking person that you could probably

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<v Speaker 2>imagine in the world. His name has like mad consonants

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<v Speaker 2>in it and like a vowel. And he's like, was

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<v Speaker 2>it all sex, drugs and rock and roll for you

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<v Speaker 2>this trip or did you have.

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<v Speaker 1>Time for some culture? And I was like, I got

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<v Speaker 1>some culture, I did some drugs, haven't done any sex

0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.119
<v Speaker 1>stuff yet. And he was like, well, what are you

0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.320
<v Speaker 1>waiting for. I was like, you to send me your

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<v Speaker 1>address and he was like, right, Marie, when did you

0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.359
<v Speaker 1>become I said that, and I dropped my phone and

0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:44.320
<v Speaker 1>was like, I like left it. I typed it because

0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's what I As soon as he

0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:48.479
<v Speaker 1>said what are you waiting for? I was like, aha,

0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I got something for that ass? Oh my god?

0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:54.600
<v Speaker 2>When did you become such a like professional at this

0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:58.440
<v Speaker 2>in Amsterdam? So anyway, uh, He's like, if I send

0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:01.000
<v Speaker 2>you my address, you'll come to my I was like, yep,

0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:03.119
<v Speaker 2>was he hot? He was okay?

0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:06.600
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, and you don't have a picture

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:11.760
<v Speaker 1>of him, Sydney. I deleted Tinder. You don't screenshot.

0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Nobody screenshots anymore. I have a picture of this white man,

0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna show it to you right now anyway. So,

0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:22.000
<v Speaker 2>and and I wasn't gonna go.

0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I wasn't gonna go.

0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Andre was like he was like, Yo, Dutch dudes got

0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:28.840
<v Speaker 2>the have the best sex game. And I was like,

0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:31.400
<v Speaker 2>shut up, Andre, like you a hoe, shut up? Yeah,

0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:35.120
<v Speaker 2>And He's like no, Andre's no. But Andre was like,

0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:35.959
<v Speaker 2>he was like no.

0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:37.679
<v Speaker 1>He was like he's gonna have a big dick and

0:21:37.720 --> 0:21:39.920
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna have it's gonna be good sex.

0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:41.959
<v Speaker 2>I was like, all right, whatever, Andre, I I'm gonna go.

0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:43.520
<v Speaker 2>My flat was early in the morning, but I was like,

0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:46.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make time. I get there and we talk,

0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:48.879
<v Speaker 2>we have some tea.

0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:53.800
<v Speaker 1>He builds boats. That's some real like Amsterdam job. He

0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:54.480
<v Speaker 1>builds boats.

0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Nurse you regular ass dusty American men.

0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Y'all don't do ship, you don't do anything. Y'all don't

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<v Speaker 1>build boats like that's what fuck.

0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:04.439
<v Speaker 2>That's why sexy be bad with you. Yeah, y'all need

0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:06.800
<v Speaker 2>to start building some boats. Find a fucking hobby.

0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Y'all need to start building some mother haffing boats. This

0:22:10.119 --> 0:22:13.760
<v Speaker 1>is this is him, so oh my god.

0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Wow, right, very Dutch, very Dutch bitch. You got a

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:22.600
<v Speaker 2>he got like two filters on it, buddy, I could

0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:24.880
<v Speaker 2>tell you yeah, yeah.

0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Andrew, that's what he looks like. I mean, he

0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:30.080
<v Speaker 1>was a little redder than this, but that's what.

0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Anyway, so we start making out. I'm like, this

0:22:34.359 --> 0:22:35.840
<v Speaker 2>is weird. I don't really know this man.

0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:39.159
<v Speaker 1>But then he just knew what he was doing. Sis.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very good, best sex I've ever had. It

0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:44.679
<v Speaker 2>was great in your entire life, in my entire life.

0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:47.280
<v Speaker 2>So halfway through the sex, right or like kind of

0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.680
<v Speaker 2>in the beginning of the sex, I hear him sniffing

0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:52.280
<v Speaker 2>behind me, and I'm like, what you doing cocaine? And

0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I turned around and he's he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard of poppers? And I was like, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>a straight why dude in Amsterdam is not about to

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<v Speaker 1>teach me about no damn poppers? I said, yeah, I

0:23:05.040 --> 0:23:08.159
<v Speaker 1>know about poppers. Oh my gosh, I do you want some?

0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:10.159
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, I do.

0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.840
<v Speaker 2>So we're doing these poppers, Sis, Magic Andrew.

0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:20.560
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. It's crazy. Wait, okay, explain what poppers feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had poppers. I don't even know how to

0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:23.879
<v Speaker 1>explain it.

0:23:23.800 --> 0:23:24.280
<v Speaker 4>It felt.

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it doesn't last that long. It just but

0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:28.800
<v Speaker 1>also it's.

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Like it's kind of like a head high, like a

0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:34.080
<v Speaker 2>head body so high. It's cute.

0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Sis.

0:23:35.119 --> 0:23:38.119
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so tell the people what you were telling me

0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:42.000
<v Speaker 2>on the phone. Don't fucking hold back down, bitch, baby.

0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, uh. I was like, oh my god,

0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:49.159
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I feel like you're gonna make me squirt.

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:54.120
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, oh am I Sis destroyed the mattress.

0:23:55.119 --> 0:23:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I think he had to get a new mattress. Also,

0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I think I ruined his TV.

0:23:58.920 --> 0:23:59.640
<v Speaker 4>It was going far.

0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:05.720
<v Speaker 1>You didn't tell me that the squirting.

0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:09.080
<v Speaker 2>No, you told me about the skirting, but the TV, Sis,

0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:12.360
<v Speaker 2>it was awesome. After it's done, we're all tired, I'm

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:13.720
<v Speaker 2>all discombobulated, right.

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>I floated above my body and I came back and.

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Your hair survived all that, baby, I mean, he wasn't

0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:20.200
<v Speaker 2>doing it in my hair.

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 4>Sis.

0:24:20.800 --> 0:24:23.480
<v Speaker 2>It was great though, Like he knew exactly what he

0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:27.120
<v Speaker 2>was doing. Every single thing that he did, he did

0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:28.879
<v Speaker 2>it with a purpose. And I was like, this is

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 2>what sex should be like with everybody.

0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:34.399
<v Speaker 1>All the time. I'm like, well, what, like what is

0:24:34.480 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 1>so great about? Like, how do you know? Anyway? Did

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:39.200
<v Speaker 1>you do the.

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Poppers before he busted open, or like.

0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:45.159
<v Speaker 1>Uh since it was like throughout it was like it

0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:49.640
<v Speaker 1>was like poppers, that poppers, that poppers. So you guys

0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:50.640
<v Speaker 1>did pops the whole time.

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Squore popper, squirre poppers, your poppers, shout out to rush

0:24:56.880 --> 0:25:00.080
<v Speaker 2>oh my, and then he was like, he was you

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:00.560
<v Speaker 2>can stay here.

0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kicking you out. Whatever. I was like, I

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:04.000
<v Speaker 1>have a flight to catch in a couple hours. I

0:25:04.040 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 1>gotta go. So I left and he had it.

0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:10.040
<v Speaker 2>He was asking me what I did or whatever, and

0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 2>I told him I was a comic, but I wouldn't

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 2>tell him my last name until after I left. So

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:15.359
<v Speaker 2>he watched a bunch of my videos and he was like,

0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:17.639
<v Speaker 2>you're really funny, and that was really fun. So if

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:20.440
<v Speaker 2>you're ever in Amsterdam again, holler at me. He didn't

0:25:20.440 --> 0:25:22.320
<v Speaker 2>say holler at me, but he gave me his phone

0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:23.560
<v Speaker 2>number and I sent him mine.

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, if you're ever in New York, girl,

0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:28.400
<v Speaker 1>he'll be here next week, He'll.

0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:31.320
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that was crazy. So then I get on

0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:33.760
<v Speaker 2>a plane I end up in France. The sex in

0:25:33.840 --> 0:25:39.680
<v Speaker 2>France twas not good. The dude was hot, but he

0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 2>just couldn't get hard. No, he like rolled his dick

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 2>up and tried to like throw it in me sock

0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 2>out of here, and I was like, I have to go.

0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:48.840
<v Speaker 2>He gave you flasted dick.

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:51.159
<v Speaker 1>Also, it was ninety seven degrees and there was no

0:25:51.240 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 1>central air. Oh, which is rude. But he very europe

0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:57.399
<v Speaker 1>and he was very European wedding on top of me.

0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, nah, I can't yuck, and he's

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:03.959
<v Speaker 1>like he was like, oho, I'm gonna take a shower.

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Took a shower and you were dashed. No, it was

0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:08.960
<v Speaker 2>in my It was in the house that I was saying,

0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 2>So I had to stay due. But he was but

0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 2>he was hot, you know. He was a rugby player,

0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 2>uh like six ' three sexy, right. Like. He came

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.119
<v Speaker 2>back to my house and he was on my balcony.

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 2>He's smoking a cigarette because everybody in Europe smoked cigarettes.

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 2>And there were these there were all these like tourists

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:29.680
<v Speaker 2>below us that were like watching him, and I got

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:32.119
<v Speaker 2>up and I was and I just stood to look

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:34.439
<v Speaker 2>at them. And he was like, oh, you're making them jealous,

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, good, they should be jealous.

0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:38.000
<v Speaker 1>They're not pretty like me.

0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:42.639
<v Speaker 2>So that's what Europe was was was back and forth,

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 2>me feeling like the hottest person in the world and

0:26:45.119 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 2>then thinking am I ugly?

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Like that was what Europe was for me?

0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait? Why it's like walking through the streets like, look

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:55.000
<v Speaker 2>at how amazing I look compared to everybody on this

0:26:55.119 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 2>dirty ass street?

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And then am I getting trash?

0:26:59.080 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Dick?

0:26:59.400 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 1>You're right?

0:27:00.320 --> 0:27:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Luckily?

0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Is that why the dick is so bad?

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's just they can't keep up

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.120
<v Speaker 2>and they're probably like intimidated a little bit. They couldn't be.

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 2>They probably thought you were a mirage. They're like, how

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:15.280
<v Speaker 2>is this stunning, wonderful person in my house or next

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:17.240
<v Speaker 2>to me and about to let me put my dick

0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:17.680
<v Speaker 2>in her?

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:19.160
<v Speaker 1>They were blown away.

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean the two people who came to me for

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 2>sex sucked. Yeah right, how you Uber and some dick

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 2>to me? And it's like one star one star?

0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 1>No? I only Uber won?

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the the Italian dude in London just walked.

0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>He didn't Uber, he was poor, He just walked, yikes

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 1>to the hotel. Well, the girl, now you know, I

0:27:43.800 --> 0:27:44.520
<v Speaker 1>know how the dick was.

0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 2>The way it was if you walk into you walk

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 2>this way, stop a way.

0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that was giving me a kid that was bad.

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:57.639
<v Speaker 2>I ubered to the Dutch dick and that, you know,

0:27:57.800 --> 0:28:00.480
<v Speaker 2>best six euros I have spent. Uh.

0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:03.760
<v Speaker 1>And then the French dude had a scooter, so he

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>scooted to me zop zoop, and then he tried to

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 1>say that he loved me too, and tried to invite

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:13.320
<v Speaker 1>himself to New York and was like I could be

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 1>there in August, and I was like, no, he could

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:16.240
<v Speaker 1>be where in August.

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 2>I bet you he'll come, but you're like, where are

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.080
<v Speaker 2>you gonna stay? Well, because mind you, also, the French

0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:25.639
<v Speaker 2>dude don't really speak no English, so like our whole

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 2>conversation was like me listening to him and trying to

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 2>catch everything he was saying and then throwing six French

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.680
<v Speaker 2>words back at him. So he's like, oh, she's such

0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 2>a good listener. Meanwhile, the whole time, I'm just trying

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 2>to figure out he's gonna stop talking.

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, all right, well, let me

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 2>see if I get some black dick before I get

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 2>out of here, because you know, I haven't done that

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:48.240
<v Speaker 2>for the break yet.

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 1>And then it didn't happen.

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 2>So last night I was like, Oh, I'm gonna get

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 2>some I'm gonna sleep with this black dude.

0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:56.440
<v Speaker 1>And it was not good.

0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 2>So honestly, that's what I get for trying to like

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 2>write the right through trying to balance it out.

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Did you do to talk annoyed about which part the

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 1>guy last night and just that bartender you slipped on that?

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I definitely did. You should a million percent.

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 2>You totally should have let that nigga walk you somewhere

0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 2>wrong and then walk you to the wrong place and

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 2>then walk fucking back and be like hey boo.

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.120
<v Speaker 1>But they want to know some of the looks because the.

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Thing about that is that the guy, that guy that

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 2>I went on that date with and saw the bartender,

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:35.719
<v Speaker 2>he lived in that neighborhood. So I was afraid if

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I came back outside, I was going to bump into him.

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, it don't matter.

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 2>You were a free agent, bitch, You are free agient.

0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, you don't answer to nobody, you know,

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't answer to nobody. But Germans is crazy and

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 2>we know this, and I was like, I don't want

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 2>no problem. They can't be crazier than the dude you

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 2>went to place last night, that dude, so sis. Honestly

0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 2>and truly, I cannot believe I did that.

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 1>That is the craziest thing I've.

0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Been Can you offer e pre ho excursion You've got

0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 2>that same energy, nigga? Yeah, but I can't do that here.

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:12.880
<v Speaker 2>This is I'm home. I can't be doing international host stuff.

0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you looking at my nipple right now? You're looking

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:15.480
<v Speaker 1>at my nipple?

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Real hard?

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Is it out? I mean, is it a problem? I

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't go on the trip. I need something too, I

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 1>need to get one. Yes, any questions, Andrew, do you

0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 1>have any questions about the trip? Or wait?

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Nope, Andrew, you gotta get a mic because

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I got a message about you needing to be on

0:30:36.680 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 2>the mic. Yeah, you have to be on a microphone.

0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>We can no longer speak from afar. It's not right.

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're doing it. Andrew is at a microphone.

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 4>Hello, I see it. I'm moving now. Okay, oh my god.

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow, and finally on the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Let's talk about what Andrew's wearing first, because people

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 2>were like, when we give a full rundown of the

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 2>look Andrew's giving us Hampton's Carnival shirt. No, he's given

0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 2>banana Republic Resort, Sarah.

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 1>But it's very slim, Sarah, It's very slim.

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 2>It's black and blue horizontal stripes and a tiny kaki short.

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 1>And he's got both shoes on.

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 4>I need to get new ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the floor is open. If anybody has any

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 1>questions about what I've just discussed, I will answer truthfully

0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>and honestly and to the best of my ability.

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 2>So that means all lies ready to go. I'm actually

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:35.480
<v Speaker 2>so ecstatic. I mean, when I spoke to her, I

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:37.840
<v Speaker 2>was screaming because I was just so happy. But it

0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, she was just so free out there, screaming,

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>very free, and it was beautiful, and so you know,

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I would have went back for that bartender like.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:51.959
<v Speaker 1>Ie that I mean, obviously it was a mistake.

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Like who would he play in a movie?

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Who would play him in a movie? I don't know.

0:31:59.840 --> 0:32:04.080
<v Speaker 1>He his light skin, his hair was not low.

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Not a frokay Michael Ely, Michael like a young not

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 2>tired Michael.

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, because he'd be looking real weird. Yeah,

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>you know it works, like right, that's why he's tired,

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 1>right right, right, right, right? But do you know who

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Michael Ely is absolutely you could tell by Andrew's hairline.

0:32:23.880 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 1>You don't know who is. And we're going to take

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 1>a minute to google Michael Eely. I'm letting y'all do

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 1>it now.

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:31.479
<v Speaker 2>Hold on.

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:36.760
<v Speaker 5>I just wish I had kind of that, kind of that,

0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 5>but more but more like manly and less pretty, less pretty,

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:44.120
<v Speaker 5>more like he had.

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 1>A bigger he had a nicer body.

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Viewers, I mean listeners, I hope you're out there googling

0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 2>who Michael Ely is. Look at that less tired, younger,

0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 2>but also more manly. Okay, the only thing that him

0:32:57.480 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 2>and Michael Eely have in common is the complexion.

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Sis. He didn't really look like this, but like.

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:06.400
<v Speaker 4>In the movie, Sure does he have blue eyes?

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Michael Ely? Yeah? You like black dudes that have blue eyes?

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:14.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, I've been seeing all the dick Andrews getting.

0:33:14.040 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, why this is a very two sided conversation

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 2>over here.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Andrew, you've been getting a lot of dick too.

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<v Speaker 4>Baby. Well, there's a West Village. Yeah, I'm just telling

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:30.880
<v Speaker 4>Sydney that it's this guy who has an airbnb. It's

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 4>a mister B and B. So it's for gay people exclusively.

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Mister B and B.

0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, and so when gay people come to your area,

0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 4>the host will show them like, this is the queer

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 4>places to go to. This is like the neighborhoods not

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 4>to go to.

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's not a little tour guide.

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:48.440
<v Speaker 4>It's cute, but you live in New York.

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 1>What you need that for? I don't know, you want

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 1>an airbnb?

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 4>So this is him we shown I've shown you him before.

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 4>Bomb Dick.

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, you heard that.

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 4>He made me a pizza last week and then gave

0:34:02.800 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 4>me a full body massage and then ate me out.

0:34:05.280 --> 0:34:06.840
<v Speaker 4>Why oh that's what ate you out?

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>And you mean tossed your salad.

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 4>After after making it, after he made me food too.

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 1>He coked in Asia, as I know.

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:19.800
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, He's like, oh.

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm ready for the entrel.

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, pizza was the app and your ass was the.

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Desserts.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 4>And I was layered in that that coconut whatever, lubricant whatever,

0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 4>the body massage oil. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I got a little massage too.

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:40.560
<v Speaker 2>That's cute. It is.

0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 4>It was really cute.

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Andrew, y'all got all types of yeast infections.

0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the pillow got coconut oil in it. Stew.

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:53.600
<v Speaker 4>But anyway, he has mister B ANDB and he doesn't.

0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:56.400
<v Speaker 4>He was like, I have this like lesbian couple that

0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:59.320
<v Speaker 4>requested to stay with me, Sydney and Adrian. Yeah, Sydney

0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 4>and Adrian in fact. And and so he was like,

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm really scared about him. I'm like, I don't see

0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:07.400
<v Speaker 4>the connection here. And so he explains it like, I

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:10.040
<v Speaker 4>just think that women are disgusting. They're gonna expect me

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:12.319
<v Speaker 4>to buy them tampons and everything. I'm like, these are

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:15.320
<v Speaker 4>grown US women that are probably.

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Have gone through menopause. Yeah, it was too Hillary Clintons.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>They just have a pantsuits. That's it. That's all they need.

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 4>I am just absolutely dumbfounded. And then he's just they're disgusting.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.879
<v Speaker 1>He's ignorant and disgusting. This guy, this is the salad guy.

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 4>This is the salad guy. Yes, and so he said,

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 4>I just don't want them to throw the like bloody

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 4>tampon in my trash can, because that's discussing. I'm like,

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 4>you put your dick, a raw penis into a fucking

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:42.680
<v Speaker 4>man's butthole.

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about yourself?

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:47.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about my.

0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 2>So you had to protected sex, okay, we rat dog.

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Well he was like, well, there's no way his dick

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 1>is dirty. He does my butt. Yeah, mister pizza hut himself.

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Twass salad. He did you a little olive garden.

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 4>When you're here, you're so trill.

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 2>They got the best salad though. I could just eat

0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 2>the breadsticks and the salad.

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:19.120
<v Speaker 1>That you eat it.

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 2>That's it, that's it. Not Andrews.

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Andrews type. You have got no house. Wow. So rude.

0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 4>But then then a few days ago there was someone else,

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 4>a freaking body builder, so small diggers, small one but

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 4>like huge, Oh.

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:43.440
<v Speaker 1>My god, attractive.

0:36:43.760 --> 0:36:45.040
<v Speaker 4>Looks like your type.

0:36:46.440 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Is too thick.

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I know him. He's a middle school

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 4>English teacher.

0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I thought you would say he's a middle schooler. I

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:53.319
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say he is.

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 4>He's a middle schooler.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:57.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, he's he's cute, he's he's.

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:01.160
<v Speaker 4>A little basic, but you know het.

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Just look at the I mean, look at that Abercromi

0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 1>and Fit shirt he got on.

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:06.000
<v Speaker 2>So he is basic.

0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 1>He probably has nobody brown in his life. I just

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:13.719
<v Speaker 1>feel like when his is he tall, he doesn't.

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Look like no. I was fully expecting him to be

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:17.720
<v Speaker 4>like five seven, but he was like five eleven.

0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 1>He was tall, that's a good little gotcha a good

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 1>little chip. Please.

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's got a great body, he's corny, is terrible.

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Well it happens. You know, it's very hard to just

0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:34.600
<v Speaker 2>be perfect, it really is. I don't need you to

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 2>be perfect. I don't need you to be perfect. I

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:39.480
<v Speaker 2>just need you to have some type of technique. I

0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 2>need you to know kind of what you're doing right

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Like if I'm if I'm coming in hot with.

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh address that was very impressive, if I'm hitting you

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 1>with that, I need you to hit me with some

0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Like but what's your technique?

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Marie?

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 4>I was like, wow, what's So?

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:05.840
<v Speaker 2>When I was at my house before this beautiful frenchman

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 2>ruined my trip, I was like, oh, you look at

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 2>you give good massages because he was like stroking my

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:14.799
<v Speaker 2>leg and I was like, you look at you give

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:15.640
<v Speaker 2>a good massage.

0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, oh, I.

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Could show you.

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.760
<v Speaker 1>And I was like okay, And we're talking and talking

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:21.239
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, do you want this massage or not?

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you have body oil?

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Obviously the house that I was saying at head body oil,

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:28.520
<v Speaker 2>thank you so much. So we go into the bedroom

0:38:29.040 --> 0:38:32.800
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, I'm should.

0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I take off my shorts. I can't have a massage

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:36.280
<v Speaker 1>with these shorts.

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Ones. I took them off, but I also had on

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 2>a body suit and he was like, you should probably

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:40.319
<v Speaker 2>take that off too.

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 1>He's like, cause the strap's.

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:43.399
<v Speaker 2>Gonna be in the way, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 2>you're right right. So I'm like, I'm like, well, don't

0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 2>look at me.

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Why I take it off? Turn around, Oh you're trying to.

0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Be coin now, bitch. You're like, yeah, come on through, nigga,

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:57.320
<v Speaker 2>And now you're like actually. But that situation was different

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 2>because he had messaged. We had been talking for a

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:00.360
<v Speaker 2>couple of days, and he was like, what are you

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:01.799
<v Speaker 2>doing today? And I was like, oh, I just woke up.

0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry. And he was like, I could come to

0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you and we can get some food in your neighborhood.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:10.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm on my scooter. So he came over.

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:13.359
<v Speaker 2>We ate, he came to my house, we met at

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:17.080
<v Speaker 2>a thing, We ate, came back but naked, got a massage, and.

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Then we had sex.

0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 2>But the sex was terrible.

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:22.120
<v Speaker 1>But I was also like, but what is your technique?

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:26.360
<v Speaker 1>My technique is if it's not working for me, I

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 1>just leave.

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 2>My techniq is also if you offer me poppers. Also,

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 2>you got a car and you're picking me up, then

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming over. My technique is that, like you know,

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:44.440
<v Speaker 2>hot pocket. Okay, your body, your poty is a vessel.

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Your body is a vessel to be used used properly.

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:52.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, I said last night, I had no makeup

0:39:52.640 --> 0:39:54.680
<v Speaker 1>on and I just showed up like I had looked

0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 1>all day. So that was last night.

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:58.880
<v Speaker 4>But do you have a picture of him? That guy?

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I have a picture of him, Marie.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 2>See this is what I'm talking about. When you went

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:05.839
<v Speaker 2>on your little like excursions. I just wanted screenshots, that's

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:09.240
<v Speaker 2>all I Okay, I have screenshots of this particular Okay, okay,

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:11.280
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I'm excited. I'm excited.

0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, wait.

0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait, obsessed, Okay, stressed out.

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Look look at junior architect. Oh you showed me that.

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Though we were we were talking, we were like, oh,

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:22.560
<v Speaker 2>he's not he's not bad looking. But I was like,

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't like the pictures that he was taking. No,

0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't these these pictures of a man in mirror do?

0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I hate that. That's why I'm starting in the mirror.

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's cut. There's nothing that I would be like

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 4>blown away that would be like, oh, he's basic. Yeah. Yeah,

0:40:40.400 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 4>mirror picture pictures back.

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of selfies. It was only in a

0:40:44.440 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 1>mirror and I was like that's what that's why.

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.520
<v Speaker 4>I was like, eh, friends, Yeah.

0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, he ain't got no friends. Social skills anyway. Uh.

0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 2>He was definitely lying about being a junior architect. And

0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 2>then at one point he pulled up a blueprint, a

0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 2>random blueprint there was he did that.

0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:03.680
<v Speaker 1>That's Geeddy images. I was like, what is that and

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 1>he was like, this is my job and I was like,

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 1>but what is it? What is it? I was like,

0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:09.680
<v Speaker 1>but what is it? He was like it's a school

0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I was like, he just got

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 1>out of jail. I was like, there's no way this man.

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:18.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 2>And then he was like what are you doing tomorrow?

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 2>And I was like I don't know. I'm gonna be

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:22.880
<v Speaker 2>busy though.

0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:23.440
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I said to him what are you doing? And he

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:28.759
<v Speaker 1>was like seeing you and I was like, he.

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Said what do you haven? I was like, stuff, I'm

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:32.200
<v Speaker 2>gonna be busy. He was like like what you got?

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:34.719
<v Speaker 2>And I was like stuff and he was like so

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 2>he was.

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pull up.

0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:39.520
<v Speaker 2>He's inside of you for like what five minutes.

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 1>It was very brief. It was very brief because as it.

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 2>Was happening, I was like, you know what, like this

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 2>is not like I have to go home after this.

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 2>When it was in Amsterdam, and when it was in London,

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:54.319
<v Speaker 2>and when it was in France, it was like, oh,

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:58.359
<v Speaker 2>whatever the matter, but here I will potentially bump into

0:41:58.360 --> 0:41:59.360
<v Speaker 2>that dude at Trader Jokes.

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah potentially yeah, and that's what I don't like.

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 2>And and he saw your Instagram. Yeah yeah, he's can

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.239
<v Speaker 2>write on your ship, you can write on your wall.

0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.680
<v Speaker 1>He could, but I can also block him. Block him? Now,

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I should block him. You should block him.

0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 4>I was confused. How did because or you should.

0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Him to the first and then block it? You know

0:42:20.680 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>what I mean?

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 4>How did you get penetrated by him without kissing him?

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Ill Andrew, we do not say penetrate here, penetration. I

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:30.640
<v Speaker 2>say that because this is what happened. He was like,

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 2>let me see your tongue, and I was like, I

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:35.360
<v Speaker 2>showed him. I was like, like, I showed him my

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:37.640
<v Speaker 2>tongue and he was like, are you serious right now?

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:39.719
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what do you mean? This is

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 2>my tongue? And he was like he's like pointing to

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 2>his dick.

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to do sign language.

0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Ken, he's trying to get a blowjob with sign language.

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Ill bro disgusting, the world's greatest stuff. I was like,

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't come over here to suck your dick, flat out,

0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:57.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what I said.

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 1>I did not come over here to suck your dick.

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 1>And he was like what an?

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I did not come here. And

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 2>I was holding his dick when I said this, so

0:43:03.280 --> 0:43:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I squeezed it.

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:06.879
<v Speaker 1>I did not come here to suck your dick.

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, okay, so what you're trying to do?

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:11.399
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, how about I sit on your

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:12.800
<v Speaker 2>face instead? Girl?

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:17.399
<v Speaker 1>He was and he was so confused. He was like

0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:19.839
<v Speaker 1>he was like, how is that the same thing?

0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:23.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, it's literally the same exact thing,

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:26.560
<v Speaker 2>the same thing, and he was like oh.

0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like do you have condoms? That's

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 1>how we got inside me.

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 2>I asked if he had condoms.

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what, I'm here, so we's see what happens.

0:43:34.600 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 2>So what what? What size was it? Uh?

0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 1>He pulled out a magnum condom. Oh, they all pull

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:41.759
<v Speaker 1>out pull out.

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 2>A little extra medium magnum condom and this is me

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>watching him put it on.

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Just just staring right at for you, that gift of

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 1>the cat, like filing its nails exactly.

0:43:56.760 --> 0:44:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was filing my nailsis I was like, hmmm,

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.279
<v Speaker 2>is that what we're doing? Is that who you think

0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:06.440
<v Speaker 2>you are? So you think you can dance anyway? So

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 2>we start having sex. It was just the whole thing

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 2>was was bad. And he didn't kiss you. That's kiss yeah,

0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:13.600
<v Speaker 2>but he didn't kiss you.

0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 1>That's weird. He didn't even try to go in it is.

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.680
<v Speaker 2>It is weird. But also he probably was intimidating.

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:20.759
<v Speaker 1>He was like, He's like, she just yelled that she's

0:44:20.760 --> 0:44:23.719
<v Speaker 1>not gonna suck my dick. Why would she kiss me? Yeah,

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 1>but why are you asking me to suck your dick

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 1>if you haven't even kissed me? What are we talking

0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:35.040
<v Speaker 1>about here? Listener, listeners, listeners, it's called for play kissing

0:44:35.680 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 1>sis When I tell you there was none because it

0:44:39.200 --> 0:44:42.319
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, well, what's on the table here? Well

0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:43.879
<v Speaker 1>let's discuss what's happening here?

0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, was there a playlist? Is there any music?

0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Any candles? The movie was playing?

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know, so.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 2>He hits you with a tired netflix and chill background music.

0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even music, it was like an Italian film playing.

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I almost forgot to tell you guys this.

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:04.400
<v Speaker 2>So when I was in Ampstam, yeah, I matched with

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:04.960
<v Speaker 2>this dude.

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Some'm like old dude.

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:09.680
<v Speaker 2>He was like forty four, right, and he's like the

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.359
<v Speaker 2>first thing he says to me is uh. He was like, hey,

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:15.120
<v Speaker 2>you ever pegg you ever? You ever fuck a man?

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:17.839
<v Speaker 2>And I was like no, but I want to. And

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:21.520
<v Speaker 2>he was like, oh well. He was like, tonight's your night.

0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:26.440
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, man, I'm peg mad.

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 2>He's forty four. This Australian man freaking messy. A disaster

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 2>because he started sending me videos. He was like, you

0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:36.400
<v Speaker 2>want me to send you some videos and stuff that

0:45:36.440 --> 0:45:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I do and I.

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 4>Was like, oh this I do, Yes, I do send

0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:41.160
<v Speaker 4>me videos and how were they?

0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:43.320
<v Speaker 1>They were nasty? I'm blowing away.

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:45.439
<v Speaker 2>So he's talking to me and he's like so he's

0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 2>like well. He was like I can send a car.

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:49.640
<v Speaker 1>To come get you. I was like okay. He was

0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:51.480
<v Speaker 1>like what before you come over, let's discuss what's on

0:45:51.520 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 1>the table. He was like kissing.

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:56.439
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, I'm not kissing you, grous, I'm

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 2>just coming to peg you and then I'm leaving.

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 1>That's all that I want to say. You gotta do

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 1>four play before you peg. No, I need such.

0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:05.080
<v Speaker 2>An asshole like he was like, you do drugs. You

0:46:05.080 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 2>need some drugs, like Cocaine'm on cocaine right now.

0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:10.319
<v Speaker 4>I was like poppers.

0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Guy was after, wait, will you do poppers in the States? Now?

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Will I do States poppers? Domestic popper? Not I'm not.

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to purchase poppers, but if poppers are

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:27.280
<v Speaker 1>available in the home, then I'll.

0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Joe Kimboosters, Bow and Yang, everybody whoever

0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 2>got the poppers.

0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Pull up, pull up anyway, this this guy and I

0:46:40.480 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 2>did not.

0:46:40.880 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't I never met him. But I was fully

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 1>prepared to peg this dude. And then he was like okay.

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>So he was like, I want to be able to

0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:50.000
<v Speaker 1>kiss you on the mouth, open, like with tongue. And

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're not gonna get me. He was like,

0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:59.479
<v Speaker 1>and then you're gonna peg me and then I'm gonna

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:03.240
<v Speaker 1>have sex with you. And I was like, no, no.

0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:07.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, you just lost one. You lost one right,

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:11.960
<v Speaker 2>So that is you just lost one. I was fully

0:47:12.000 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 2>prepared to peg this man though you might win some,

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:17.120
<v Speaker 2>but you just lost one. Because I was like, it's

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna be bad. But I was like, at least I'm

0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:21.880
<v Speaker 2>in Amsterdam and I'm getting in work for when I

0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 2>when the picking matters. Friends, these the confidence, the stories,

0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:30.800
<v Speaker 2>this has been, Yeah, out of control.

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I know I should have done better.

0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I did great. I think you did great. I

0:47:35.760 --> 0:47:39.719
<v Speaker 2>think you know your next go round you're gonna level up.

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 2>You know you're gonna put some more stank on it.

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:48.320
<v Speaker 2>But I'm proud of everything that you've accomplished in three weeks.

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:51.360
<v Speaker 2>The four people, I mean I knew you for Like.

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 4>The TV spirt was really honorable, really honorable.

0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I watched it just kind of like sligh,

0:47:58.680 --> 0:48:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Are you're lying your guess? It was

0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>on the windows, No, it was everywhere.

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:07.560
<v Speaker 2>He sent me a text a message after I left

0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:09.759
<v Speaker 2>and was like, next time, you got to give up

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:12.880
<v Speaker 2>your mattress because it was like a big Did you

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 2>see the.

0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Size of this table? That's how big the west spot was.

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Marie, I don't believe you re peede

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:21.439
<v Speaker 2>on that man. I guess I peed on okay, because

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 2>after I was done, I was like, well, I have

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:25.920
<v Speaker 2>to go pee and he was like still yeah. I

0:48:26.000 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, that's not what I'm squirting is. It's not

0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:30.320
<v Speaker 2>white pee. You definitely peed.

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Sure, maybe I did this, but I had to pee

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:34.560
<v Speaker 1>when I was done. So it's a lot of pee.

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:37.120
<v Speaker 2>You drank water and you did poppers.

0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Poppers make you pee, Andrew are poppers expert. I'm not

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>a poppers expert, but oh, you haven't done poppers.

0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:46.160
<v Speaker 4>I've done poppers like a few times. I'm not I'm

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.760
<v Speaker 4>not on the bandwagon though.

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:53.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of Let me introduce you to a fine name.

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:56.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean, wow, this is the time of my life

0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:58.360
<v Speaker 2>where I'm like, fuck, man, this is this is a

0:48:58.400 --> 0:49:01.400
<v Speaker 2>bad time to be sober. You want to do some

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 2>poppers right now? Oh I can't. I'm coming up on

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:08.399
<v Speaker 2>two years. If I was thirty days in, I would

0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 2>do some poppers if I'd be like a very laughs,

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:13.839
<v Speaker 2>it's just been thirty days. Well, I was like, well,

0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 2>what is poppers? It's like keyboard cleaner or something.

0:49:17.960 --> 0:49:21.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. If they saw that, like yeah, like the hardware.

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, typically I could do poppers.

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:24.360
<v Speaker 2>This is not a drug drug.

0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:28.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like huffing paint. Get you to me more on SIS.

0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:31.280
<v Speaker 2>Listeners, If I'm a sober person, can.

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I do poppers?

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Answer is no, friend, are you sure you got to

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 2>be sober all the way through?

0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:38.759
<v Speaker 1>No poppers for you? What do you want to do

0:49:38.800 --> 0:49:40.360
<v Speaker 1>poppers and bang somebody?

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:41.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know?

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:43.319
<v Speaker 1>You know, you know I'm in an.

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Open relationship, so free agent, open relationship. Can you tell

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 2>the listeners what you're talking about?

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:48.840
<v Speaker 1>SIS?

0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've dropped this bomb like ten minutes before

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:53.759
<v Speaker 2>the pie is over. But yeah, I'm in an open relationship.

0:49:54.640 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Just in case you see Adrian out there, don't text me,

0:49:57.760 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 2>don't don't be sending you no pictures, know nothing I

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:03.520
<v Speaker 2>don't want, don't don't do it fully.

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:05.279
<v Speaker 1>And you know that was gonna happen. People are gonna

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:07.719
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh that was like yeah, hey, that was

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 1>like City's girlfriend.

0:50:08.560 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm famous. Yeah, I'm famous. I got a blue check.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:14.959
<v Speaker 2>New York is small. Somebody's gonna text me something and

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be ready to fight. So yeah, she's uh,

0:50:18.680 --> 0:50:20.800
<v Speaker 2>she's out here. She's gonna have a hot girl summer.

0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:21.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm allowing it.

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Hot girl, I'm allowing it. Let Adrian be free and fun.

0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna have a hot girl summer? What's happening

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 2>since you're trying to do these.

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Poppers or not?

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:35.160
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm all set. I'm just gonna be real boring

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.320
<v Speaker 2>like I have been, you know, being consistent.

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow, well, friend, listen, I am on. I bought.

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:44.760
<v Speaker 2>I didn't bring any gifts for anybody back from Europe,

0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:48.080
<v Speaker 2>but I did bring Slutty Reazy back. So Slutty Reasy

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 2>is here. Yeah.

0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:51.920
<v Speaker 1>The host centennial has started with six months left for

0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the end of the year. Yeah, but we out here. Okay,

0:50:55.120 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 1>that's worth it. Hot girl summer act up, smacked up

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:00.920
<v Speaker 1>all summer.

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:04.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're usually so private about all your sex stuff.

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot. All of it is on here and

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:09.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to uh to this episode.

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 2>We're deaf not editing any of this.

0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Take it all out. We cannot.

0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Every time I said that word dick sensor say put

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:21.880
<v Speaker 2>like a I saw his women. Yeah, that's our brand

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:25.640
<v Speaker 2>to not take anything out of the pod. Sydney. Please,

0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:29.320
<v Speaker 2>we we barely do any Edits hardly makes my I

0:51:29.320 --> 0:51:31.160
<v Speaker 2>mean I literally never asked for an edit, but I

0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:34.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like Sydney, you asked for one, would.

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 4>I ask you to go about someone at work.

0:51:39.160 --> 0:51:41.919
<v Speaker 2>I said something mean about somebody did and my old joke,

0:51:42.000 --> 0:51:48.000
<v Speaker 2>and now thinking about it, it's so stupid.

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:50.680
<v Speaker 1>It's wait.

0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:53.279
<v Speaker 2>I have a couple of shout outs, because that's what

0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 2>we're going to do. I had Kathleen firm Organ send

0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 2>me some bisc off to Oh GRASSI ass for you. Kathleen,

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:05.800
<v Speaker 2>You're amazing. She wrote a little note to the bisco

0:52:05.800 --> 0:52:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Off Queen Sydney. Don't let Marie shame you. Bisc Off

0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 2>is fucking delish. Thank you and Marie for making me

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:17.120
<v Speaker 2>laugh so much, especially on the hard days. X ex

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Kathleen from Oregon. Oh you're so lean. Shout out to you, Kathleen,

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:26.960
<v Speaker 2>You're so so sweet. We also have messages in ours

0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:29.080
<v Speaker 2>as well on the unofficial expert page.

0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys for.

0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:34.439
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know, listening to us and taking directions quite well.

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, you know, you guys are the real I was

0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:37.840
<v Speaker 1>really surprised.

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, look at them sending us a stories. Wait,

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:45.960
<v Speaker 2>somebody had an uber story that was really funny. Let

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:49.000
<v Speaker 2>me try to find that. Uh it was cut up.

0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:52.279
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have a queue up bout up up I wasn't.

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even thinking because I was just like, oh,

0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to do this, And then I'm like,

0:52:55.760 --> 0:53:00.400
<v Speaker 2>actually I should because I did ask them. Oh, somebody

0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:04.880
<v Speaker 2>wrote from London. I think her name is Sasha. Sasha. Hey, girls,

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:07.399
<v Speaker 2>I hope you're doing both. No, I hope you're both

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 2>shining and doing well. Just letting you know that I'm

0:53:10.080 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 2>listening from my kitchen in Sunny London.

0:53:16.160 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Was okay, sins. If you're in Sunny London, go down

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:21.560
<v Speaker 1>to Short Ditch and the hotel that I, uh, the

0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:24.040
<v Speaker 1>bartender works at is called Actually I don't remember the

0:53:24.120 --> 0:53:26.680
<v Speaker 1>name of the hotel. Fuck fuck can you find out? Yeah,

0:53:26.719 --> 0:53:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna find out right now.

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me continue. Work's been a madness. Work has

0:53:32.160 --> 0:53:35.359
<v Speaker 2>been madness today. So you two are bringing me joy

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:39.240
<v Speaker 2>whilst I cook dinner. You're both so witty and razor sharp.

0:53:39.360 --> 0:53:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Keep it up, ladies, you're winning Alexandra X so sorry

0:53:43.239 --> 0:53:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Alexandra from London.

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, baby, baby, You're fantastic.

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh and then we had Tiara Sinda's a bad Uber experience.

0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's from the last episode that we just

0:53:56.440 --> 0:53:58.520
<v Speaker 2>put up last summer.

0:53:58.640 --> 0:53:59.880
<v Speaker 1>My mother and I.

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I went to go to the met in NYC. We

0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:05.359
<v Speaker 2>caught an Uber back to Penn station and this guy

0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:08.000
<v Speaker 2>was the worst driver I've ever had. When we got

0:54:08.040 --> 0:54:09.640
<v Speaker 2>to the station, we tried to get out, and he

0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:11.520
<v Speaker 2>yelled at us to stay in the car because he

0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:15.280
<v Speaker 2>wanted to drop us around the corner. He then tries

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:18.520
<v Speaker 2>to take off and the taxi lane in front of

0:54:18.600 --> 0:54:23.560
<v Speaker 2>the station and almost hits another taxi. The taximan starts yelling,

0:54:23.800 --> 0:54:27.400
<v Speaker 2>and our Uber keeps moving forward and crashes into the taxi.

0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 2>This is battle of Uber versus taxi. That's what's really happening.

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Then the taximan gets out of the car, comes over

0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:38.359
<v Speaker 2>and opens the backseat door and starts screaming at us,

0:54:38.680 --> 0:54:41.640
<v Speaker 2>what ladies. My mother and I were shook and I

0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:43.480
<v Speaker 2>had to jump out and run away because of a

0:54:43.600 --> 0:54:46.920
<v Speaker 2>full brawl I was about to happen. The police ran over,

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:49.759
<v Speaker 2>and eventually the police ran over eventually, but my mom

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.720
<v Speaker 2>and I was out of there. I wonder if they paid.

0:54:53.800 --> 0:54:56.200
<v Speaker 1>It's an Uber. They of course they paid, yeah, but

0:54:56.200 --> 0:54:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I would have just wrote like, oh my god, here's

0:54:58.040 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>my experience. And Uber was gonna give them five dollars,

0:55:01.040 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, that's what Uber does. No, no, no, no,

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:04.080
<v Speaker 1>real people wait, hold on.

0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:07.279
<v Speaker 2>I got into Uber like three weeks three days ago,

0:55:07.520 --> 0:55:09.040
<v Speaker 2>and my uber got in an accident.

0:55:09.480 --> 0:55:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I took pictures in everything. Boo, I got out in

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:12.239
<v Speaker 1>the front.

0:55:12.320 --> 0:55:14.319
<v Speaker 2>I was taking photos. Send it to Uber. They sent

0:55:14.400 --> 0:55:15.239
<v Speaker 2>me all my money back.

0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, it sounds like it sounds like they ran out

0:55:17.440 --> 0:55:19.080
<v Speaker 1>and jumped on the Low Island railroad. So I don't

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:22.680
<v Speaker 1>think that they took pictures of the uber crash.

0:55:23.120 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 2>There's other stuff, but I can't find it right now.

0:55:26.400 --> 0:55:28.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's you know, I love that you guys

0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:31.840
<v Speaker 2>are sending us stuff. We feel way more official. Just

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:34.480
<v Speaker 2>keep sending this. If you guys have more than bisc off,

0:55:34.520 --> 0:55:37.240
<v Speaker 2>send that as well. You got bathing suits, bathing suits,

0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:38.880
<v Speaker 2>y'all got bathing suits, you got dick.

0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Listen, well, I wear a size two and bathing suits,

0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:48.600
<v Speaker 1>and I wear a size twelve and Dicks, and I'll

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:49.719
<v Speaker 1>take whatever she's having.

0:55:52.760 --> 0:55:54.880
<v Speaker 4>Some of the listeners are real, real cute, and the

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 4>dm s too.

0:55:58.080 --> 0:56:01.040
<v Speaker 1>D this is what they're talking about. He producer Andrew

0:56:01.160 --> 0:56:02.680
<v Speaker 1>love you on the podcast in the background.

0:56:02.920 --> 0:56:07.000
<v Speaker 4>In the background, Well, I mean it, I know this

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:07.839
<v Speaker 4>is a big deal.

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Marie talking about her excursions, and then Andrew on a

0:56:11.120 --> 0:56:13.040
<v Speaker 2>microphone like, we're really.

0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Just elevating as a group. This feels like a Patreon episode. Honestly,

0:56:17.520 --> 0:56:18.560
<v Speaker 1>surely this is.

0:56:18.640 --> 0:56:21.000
<v Speaker 2>So free and it's stupid. It should have been on Patreon.

0:56:21.080 --> 0:56:23.080
<v Speaker 1>It's just so freak you know what Marie said.

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Marie was like, oh no, no, no, I have to

0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:27.560
<v Speaker 2>I have to tell all of this on the on

0:56:27.760 --> 0:56:29.440
<v Speaker 2>the pot and I was like, you know what's funny.

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:32.840
<v Speaker 2>We got some more stories to put on the Patreon.

0:56:33.360 --> 0:56:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Anal in the ace? We got that anal in the

0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:38.560
<v Speaker 2>a a in the ace. Yeah, Marie, you got another

0:56:38.600 --> 0:56:41.479
<v Speaker 2>story that you didn't put on here. Oh there, gonna

0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:41.759
<v Speaker 2>put me on.

0:56:41.880 --> 0:56:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Bless you guy. Slide on over to the Patreon if

0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:46.560
<v Speaker 1>you want to hear an egg.

0:56:49.320 --> 0:56:50.040
<v Speaker 2>You see how I do?

0:56:50.160 --> 0:56:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Si? You see how baby Patreon? It's something wrong with you, dude,

0:56:56.239 --> 0:56:56.480
<v Speaker 1>it is.

0:56:56.800 --> 0:56:58.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes. Sidney was like, save all your stories for the

0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:00.959
<v Speaker 2>Patreon and I was like, Sis, it's too many people

0:57:01.040 --> 0:57:04.120
<v Speaker 2>listening that know that I'm gone and want to know

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:04.800
<v Speaker 2>what's happening.

0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you pray her is a movement? Since it's

0:57:07.640 --> 0:57:08.040
<v Speaker 1>a mood?

0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:08.960
<v Speaker 4>Did you uh?

0:57:09.320 --> 0:57:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Did you miss us.

0:57:12.080 --> 0:57:12.640
<v Speaker 1>The podcast?

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:13.000
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Us, like all your friends, your family. Yeah, you know

0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:18.840
<v Speaker 2>some of the days, some of the nights when I

0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:20.520
<v Speaker 2>was out and I was like, I gotta be out

0:57:20.560 --> 0:57:23.760
<v Speaker 2>here by myself. I got to be social out here

0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:26.600
<v Speaker 2>in New Street. I was, I'm not, I'm not built

0:57:26.720 --> 0:57:28.520
<v Speaker 2>to travel by myself. You're not.

0:57:29.000 --> 0:57:31.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not built to be like traveling by myself.

0:57:31.800 --> 0:57:34.640
<v Speaker 2>If I'm meeting people who live in different cities, yes,

0:57:34.920 --> 0:57:37.440
<v Speaker 2>but actually being on a road alone, I.

0:57:37.520 --> 0:57:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Was like, this sucks.

0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:42.640
<v Speaker 4>You have companions, though, you had some companions out there,

0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:43.200
<v Speaker 4>have three.

0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Companions and one of them was trash.

0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:45.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:47.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean one of them was nice, but he's trashed too. Yeah.

0:57:47.760 --> 0:57:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I just every time I saw you pose something, I

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:51.880
<v Speaker 2>was like, damn, Marie needs me.

0:57:52.640 --> 0:57:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Because I was like, I was like, I know she

0:57:54.400 --> 0:57:57.480
<v Speaker 1>has looks who can take pictures of her? Honestly, And

0:57:57.640 --> 0:58:00.400
<v Speaker 1>that was like the most upsetting part about the trip

0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:01.760
<v Speaker 1>is like, who's gonna take all these feos?

0:58:01.920 --> 0:58:03.760
<v Speaker 4>You had some really cute photos, yeah that I took.

0:58:04.200 --> 0:58:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I took like the dude from last night

0:58:07.520 --> 0:58:09.680
<v Speaker 1>in a mirror, which is fine.

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:13.480
<v Speaker 2>You're an influencer and that's like our brand to have

0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:14.200
<v Speaker 2>a mirror pick.

0:58:14.600 --> 0:58:18.480
<v Speaker 1>It was it was crazy, but I I left my

0:58:18.840 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 1>my Airbnb like twenty days earlier, twenty one days early,

0:58:22.680 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 1>and the chick was not trying to give me my

0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:24.600
<v Speaker 1>money back.

0:58:24.800 --> 0:58:26.640
<v Speaker 4>What so I had.

0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:29.640
<v Speaker 1>It was this whole thing where my grandma's drama.

0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:31.840
<v Speaker 2>And my yeah, and my grandfather had died the day

0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:36.600
<v Speaker 2>before I left formever, I know, and so Airbnb was like, well,

0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:40.440
<v Speaker 2>if there's an extenuating sick circumstance, then you'll get you

0:58:40.600 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 2>We'll get you your money back.

0:58:42.240 --> 0:58:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Somebody died, and I was like, somebody did, actually, somebody did.

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Actually Yeah.

0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 2>So the trip was not at all planned because I thought, oh,

0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:52.480
<v Speaker 2>three weeks one place. I made no plans, no arrangements

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:55.760
<v Speaker 2>to go nowhere else. Marie Adrian just called, hey Adrian,

0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:56.479
<v Speaker 2>you're on the pod.

0:58:57.880 --> 0:58:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought you were ringing the doorbell.

0:59:01.880 --> 0:59:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Wow do you do you hear that

0:59:06.680 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 2>open relationship energy? She's like, oh my god, just saw

0:59:09.440 --> 0:59:11.760
<v Speaker 2>you are at the door, goodbye. Wow.

0:59:11.880 --> 0:59:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you see how my own girlfriend curved me on

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:14.520
<v Speaker 1>my fucking podcast?

0:59:14.600 --> 0:59:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Sidney, what you're gonna do? You need to have a

0:59:16.280 --> 0:59:18.400
<v Speaker 2>hot girl summer too. She's in an open relationship. You

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:21.840
<v Speaker 2>win an open relationship now we'll get you some hopes.

0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:24.439
<v Speaker 1>Sis. No, I don't want to get you some hopes,

0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:25.280
<v Speaker 1>some young mas.

0:59:27.640 --> 0:59:30.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want anybody. I'm all sad. I don't

0:59:30.120 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 2>have the mental capacity.

0:59:31.240 --> 0:59:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Jan now, Monnee walks in right now, lifts her skirt up.

0:59:35.000 --> 0:59:38.400
<v Speaker 1>What you're doing, Sis, I don't like these hypothetical scenarios.

0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Is coming in to do uh see treatment? Dang so No?

0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:58.240
<v Speaker 2>No, she pulls up, You bump into her at the

0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Age Hotel, Sis, what's happening?

1:00:02.640 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>I really love that tight Rope song that you had

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:10.120
<v Speaker 1>back years ago. I really love that song.

1:00:10.200 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Nothing from the new album, nothing about Hidden Figures, No,

1:00:13.240 --> 1:00:15.560
<v Speaker 2>that song that you released nineteen years ago. I really

1:00:15.640 --> 1:00:17.400
<v Speaker 2>loved your eyebrows in Moonlight.

1:00:17.800 --> 1:00:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I have no game. I know that I have

1:00:21.160 --> 1:00:21.480
<v Speaker 1>no game.

1:00:21.520 --> 1:00:24.960
<v Speaker 2>People people message me in my dms, and they're very

1:00:25.120 --> 1:00:29.240
<v Speaker 2>respectful and friendly and just. There will be a couple

1:00:29.240 --> 1:00:30.920
<v Speaker 2>of people who will say, like, damn.

1:00:32.080 --> 1:00:35.240
<v Speaker 1>No disrespect, but damn you're fine, no disrespect, but damn

1:00:35.320 --> 1:00:35.960
<v Speaker 1>them titties.

1:00:36.160 --> 1:00:37.920
<v Speaker 2>No, they don't say that, they don't even say that.

1:00:38.080 --> 1:00:41.800
<v Speaker 2>They're very like they. I'm everybody's aunt. It's crazy because

1:00:41.800 --> 1:00:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm younger than everyone hilarious.

1:00:46.520 --> 1:00:49.600
<v Speaker 1>People don't say anything disrespectful to me and my dms either,

1:00:49.720 --> 1:00:50.360
<v Speaker 1>So there's that.

1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, Marie, you're fucking ruthless, especially now you know

1:00:54.640 --> 1:00:56.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm a hoe now, so I really have no filter,

1:00:57.000 --> 1:00:59.240
<v Speaker 2>no qualms about shutting down a man in a wheelchair.

1:01:00.200 --> 1:01:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sitting on.

1:01:01.000 --> 1:01:01.720
<v Speaker 2>You or that h.

1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:05.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh merch.

1:01:08.000 --> 1:01:12.000
<v Speaker 1>On that chair. He was like, everything works.

1:01:12.240 --> 1:01:14.080
<v Speaker 4>Wait, how did you not see that he was in

1:01:14.320 --> 1:01:16.000
<v Speaker 4>a chair which I hadn't deleted?

1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, he unmatched me, but how did I not see

1:01:19.040 --> 1:01:21.800
<v Speaker 2>he's not One of the pictures was like him laying

1:01:21.920 --> 1:01:25.320
<v Speaker 2>in like a hammock with like how did he get axis?

1:01:25.440 --> 1:01:33.040
<v Speaker 1>He rolled and threw his body at it. He was like.

1:01:34.880 --> 1:01:35.920
<v Speaker 4>The most problematic thing.

1:01:36.960 --> 1:01:40.560
<v Speaker 1>We're all know what is problematic.

1:01:41.440 --> 1:01:43.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we'll have more to talk about as

1:01:43.680 --> 1:01:46.840
<v Speaker 2>well going forward. We're going to try to get some

1:01:47.440 --> 1:01:49.520
<v Speaker 2>a less guess coming up.

1:01:50.400 --> 1:01:54.680
<v Speaker 1>It's in the works, merch a list guests coming.

1:01:54.880 --> 1:01:55.440
<v Speaker 4>In the works.

1:01:56.160 --> 1:02:00.680
<v Speaker 2>And the message me on Instagram and was like every

1:02:00.720 --> 1:02:03.480
<v Speaker 2>time you guys say merch, is somebody writing down the

1:02:03.520 --> 1:02:04.280
<v Speaker 2>stuff for merch?

1:02:04.760 --> 1:02:07.880
<v Speaker 4>And I was like I was, but I realized that

1:02:08.000 --> 1:02:10.080
<v Speaker 4>it was like you were saying merch after every single

1:02:10.160 --> 1:02:11.600
<v Speaker 4>thing that I was like, I can't keep up.

1:02:11.960 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 1>You can't keep up that right there is merch.

1:02:14.120 --> 1:02:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, merch.

1:02:17.440 --> 1:02:19.560
<v Speaker 2>But someone wrote me they were like, yeah, I think

1:02:19.800 --> 1:02:23.680
<v Speaker 2>you guys saying merch is is the bit is merch. Yeah,

1:02:23.680 --> 1:02:24.160
<v Speaker 2>it's merch.

1:02:24.200 --> 1:02:26.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, if you can make a shirt, this is.

1:02:26.480 --> 1:02:28.640
<v Speaker 1>And then one person wrote me was like, if.

1:02:28.560 --> 1:02:32.600
<v Speaker 2>You guys don't fucking make something that it's merch worthy already,

1:02:33.240 --> 1:02:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm so tired of you saying merch.

1:02:34.920 --> 1:02:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Just fucking do it already.

1:02:36.280 --> 1:02:38.040
<v Speaker 2>What would be the one thing that you was like, Yeah,

1:02:38.120 --> 1:02:40.560
<v Speaker 2>put some fire underneath my ass, bitch, Yeah, talk to

1:02:40.680 --> 1:02:41.600
<v Speaker 2>me crazy, I love it.

1:02:42.080 --> 1:02:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Come on, summer fucking moist. Yeah, stick a biscoff in

1:02:47.360 --> 1:02:51.960
<v Speaker 1>my ass. Yeah, thinks goff in my ass's crazy than

1:02:52.000 --> 1:02:56.440
<v Speaker 1>anything said on the water that actually is pizza and salads.

1:02:57.440 --> 1:03:01.160
<v Speaker 1>That's merch. Biscoff in my ass. I'm not wearing that shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not coming to my size. Merch. What did you say, Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>What was your question?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, what what would be the one thing that you

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<v Speaker 4>put on the merch?

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<v Speaker 1>Cotton gaunt? And then the word merch?

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<v Speaker 4>I like, merch? Merch is so funny merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's what we do an Ariel font

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<v Speaker 1>just big oot live action.

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<v Speaker 4>What do we think?

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't care about these live actions.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you, we are so bored. We literally

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<v Speaker 2>cannot rep We can't do new content. We have to

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<v Speaker 2>go back in the vault and make things.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's some new stuff there. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how I feel about a black Mermaid. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they gave.

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<v Speaker 4>Her red locks, and it's like, was that a real photo?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, like a like a vintage not mermaid outfits.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I feel like it's gonna look bad. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a lot of thoughts about it. But somebody was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but Brandy gave us Cinderella and he was like the

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<v Speaker 2>best Cinderella ever. And I was like, oh, I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>uh we had a black Cinderella and whoop he was

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<v Speaker 2>in it and the prince was Asian.

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<v Speaker 1>They gave us everything. They gave us multicultural Cinderella. So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they'll do it up, That's what I'm saying. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they'll do it well. But Melissa McCarthy is Ursula, and

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<v Speaker 1>that I think is problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>Why because because Ursula in my mind is is either

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<v Speaker 2>a big black woman or a big black drag queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Ursula is not a funny, goofy white lady, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Luisa McCarthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is not gonna play. She's not gonna give us drama.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna give us kind of like silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, she can't sing, and she can't sing yeah, mass yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not here for black Ursula taking a white

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<v Speaker 2>woman's voice. I'm not here for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like a drag queen could have

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<v Speaker 1>done it and would have done it. Yeah, should have

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<v Speaker 1>a drag queen, right, I would have been here for

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<v Speaker 1>a drag queen. It would have been grabbed. The drac

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<v Speaker 1>queen would have nailed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Disney would never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>If Disney would never the one like the one character.

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<v Speaker 4>In live action Beating the Beast was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 4>gay and then people were like, we're not even showing

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<v Speaker 4>it at the theater, we can't even show it to

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<v Speaker 4>the children. Yes, yeah, that little one. I think it

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<v Speaker 4>was like Josh Goad was he gay in the movie.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't watch it, and it's just read all the headline.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they so complicated? It's a fucking animation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but people like what they like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when the Hunger Games Books movie came out, people

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<v Speaker 2>were like, Roue is black in the in the book,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't say she's black, And it was like she's

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<v Speaker 2>not even a main characteristic Like let this little black

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<v Speaker 2>girl get her little check.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like, people get super upset about this

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<v Speaker 1>movie stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the New Spider Man and Zendaia Zenda is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Jane good character?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this black girl playing? I mean, I don't she's

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<v Speaker 1>taller than Spider Man. I don't make no. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like they could have picked Damn Kirsten dunst Becky, Oh my.

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<v Speaker 4>God, with her up teeth, Oh my god, Hey hey.

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<v Speaker 1>She has character merchant. Well did we learn anything today?

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<v Speaker 2>So much? I'm just like, I'm exhausted from everything that

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<v Speaker 2>you told us, Marie. I'm so glad that you've You're

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<v Speaker 2>like you're turning a new leaf. You're telling us your business.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fucking left and right, no condom.

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<v Speaker 1>Condoms ever, you're talking about your county, wash a math.

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<v Speaker 1>I went soapia bitch, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>You could keep telling us your business and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there's always a chair for you at the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's nobody sitting in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, this is the first time I've ever sat

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<v Speaker 4>in the chair. It feels so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know now, but it's still moist from.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the good thing is is that people were already

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<v Speaker 2>sliding in your dms before. But now it's like y'all

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<v Speaker 2>should just flood that ship or put shady palm trees

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<v Speaker 2>all over his fucking Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we jack Knight Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Please? Can we do that shady palm trees all over

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<v Speaker 2>his ship? And for those of you who have not

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<v Speaker 2>yet done this, and I'm sure it's many of you,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and go to check Knight's space.

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<v Speaker 1>He can He just bought a tesla. He just he

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<v Speaker 1>has money.

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<v Speaker 2>He just bought a tesla.

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<v Speaker 1>He bought a tesla. He just he rented a tesla,

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<v Speaker 1>or he bought it. He bought it. Well, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>happens when you make that grownish money, that blackish he's

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<v Speaker 1>making ABC money.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking stupid, man. I know I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 2>ride in that tesla. No, no, no, no, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>wait for us to get that kind of money. If

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<v Speaker 2>I had that type of money, then I would we

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<v Speaker 2>still wouldn't buy that car. I wouldn't buy that car

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<v Speaker 2>and buy that car, but I would be even meaner

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<v Speaker 2>to men and meaner to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would that be meaner to you, sis be

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<v Speaker 1>meaner to men.

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<v Speaker 2>I would literally you'd be nicer to me in the app,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be the same level of mean to you, consistent

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<v Speaker 2>level mean slash nights. Would you take me to dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Says uh? Were we not talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Us both having money and you're asking me to You know, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a job now and I'm unemployed, and you

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<v Speaker 2>have not taken me to dinner with your corporate card.

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<v Speaker 1>So honestly, I don't have one, honestly, And let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not forget when I was you, when I was a waitress,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like Marie was my girlfriend. Whatever you want

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<v Speaker 2>you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Ubers, I got you. Let's get food. You want drinks?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I remember on Valentine's Day when you saved me.

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<v Speaker 1>You sent me that uber. I was on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with this dude and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was, Oh my god, uber all the way from the

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<v Speaker 2>Upper East Side and brought you.

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<v Speaker 1>To my job. I am fucking great.

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<v Speaker 2>A We're I'm so glad we're together here give me

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<v Speaker 2>your hand. I mischief, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got chips, I got biscough and this a bitch. I

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<v Speaker 1>got bisclough in my hands. I love you all right, bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>To make sure you raise, subscribe, review all that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't be ho shaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Okayat pray how and if you get there and you

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<v Speaker 2>feel like you're not gonna come, tell him, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>come here to suck your dick. Yeah, that's merch merch.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't come here to suck your dick merch. Can

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<v Speaker 2>that be our second shirt? That's our second shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one is merch merch.

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<v Speaker 2>The second one is I didn't come here to suck

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<v Speaker 2>your dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we get stickers? Stickiers?

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<v Speaker 2>I love it? License plates? All right, bye, guys, Thank you,

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