1
00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,679
Speaker 1: Forever.

2
00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,840
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, so good to be here.

3
00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,160
Speaker 1: You know on time? What time did you arrive?

4
00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,280
Speaker 2: Friend? At twelve twenty?

5
00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,280
Speaker 1: Wow? And Andrew, you arrived exact?

6
00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh god, eleven for I arrived at twelve fifty now

7
00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:23,279
Speaker 2: twelve now, So my apologies friend, I'm so sorry. And

8
00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,320
Speaker 2: oh I was awake early today because I hadn't. I

9
00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,840
Speaker 2: was awake early. I don't have an excuse. I do

10
00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,320
Speaker 2: not have one. He was awake early.

11
00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,640
Speaker 1: I was got up early this morning. What time did

12
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 1: you get up? I got up at eight something?

13
00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,800
Speaker 2: Why so early, Marie? Well, since I had an interesting

14
00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,159
Speaker 2: evening and I had to wake up early to reflect

15
00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:40,760
Speaker 2: my soul.

16
00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,519
Speaker 1: What happened?

17
00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,479
Speaker 2: My soul was like now, niggas, Oh my god, I

18
00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,320
Speaker 2: know you don't deserve all this rest, I can even wow.

19
00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,080
Speaker 2: I well, we'll get into it. But yeah, Marie's late,

20
00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,680
Speaker 2: and we text her like, hey, where are you?

21
00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,440
Speaker 1: No, I didn't get text from you guys saying where

22
00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,520
Speaker 1: are you? Not where are you?

23
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,320
Speaker 2: But no, I hit you guys at twelve twenty something

24
00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,960
Speaker 2: and said I'll be there in ten to fifteen minutes.

25
00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she Oh Marie, tell them what you told

26
00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,080
Speaker 1: me to do?

27
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,840
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you were like, wow, can't believe, like

28
00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,759
Speaker 2: you sent me a very mean emoji, and I was like, sorry,

29
00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,440
Speaker 2: record some ads or something, so the studio time is

30
00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,600
Speaker 2: not going to waste, you know, right we in here.

31
00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,280
Speaker 2: I had already did that. I was on I was listen.

32
00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,160
Speaker 2: I was vacationing out of the country. Didn't know when

33
00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,240
Speaker 2: the ads got recorded.

34
00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,240
Speaker 1: So oh well, I.

35
00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,080
Speaker 2: Mean, if you listen to our episodes, you know that

36
00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,319
Speaker 2: they're been recorded.

37
00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying, friend, Yeah, exactly, I

38
00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,480
Speaker 1: have no idea what you're saying to me.

39
00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,000
Speaker 2: Right now, it's coming You're coming in hot. It's too

40
00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:43,280
Speaker 2: hot outside for all this heat in here. Anyways, Marie's back.

41
00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,240
Speaker 2: We're so happy. We're so excited.

42
00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,640
Speaker 1: It sounds so stoked.

43
00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:52,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're so excited to hear all of everything. Wow,

44
00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,920
Speaker 2: the e prey Ho. But wait before you get into that,

45
00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,000
Speaker 2: what happened last night? Well, sis, you're speaking of v

46
00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,360
Speaker 2: prey Ho. I said, let me go get some dick tonight.

47
00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,760
Speaker 2: And that was last night.

48
00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:07,520
Speaker 1: And I matched with this dude earlier in the day

49
00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,880
Speaker 1: and we have been talking and I was like, is

50
00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,400
Speaker 1: he cute? And I sent his photo to Carolina and

51
00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,600
Speaker 1: she was like, he's hot. Can I see him? How

52
00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:15,240
Speaker 1: come do you?

53
00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,800
Speaker 2: Maria always messages everybody else, only message Carolina and Andre

54
00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,960
Speaker 2: because they don't sex or dick shame me.

55
00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,799
Speaker 1: You do that, you did chat, you'd be dick shaming.

56
00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,000
Speaker 1: You'd be like, you'd be like him. That person ain't

57
00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,160
Speaker 1: no black people.

58
00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,600
Speaker 2: So anyway, Carolina and Andre are my two messiest because

59
00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,920
Speaker 2: they have no stand They won't shame me. No, they

60
00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,240
Speaker 2: don't shame her because they will literally fuck a wall

61
00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,400
Speaker 2: so she feels safe.

62
00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,559
Speaker 1: It's not about.

63
00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,880
Speaker 2: Well me banging a wall doesn't make me feel safe,

64
00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,160
Speaker 2: sis that unless there's a chair there.

65
00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,000
Speaker 1: Anyway, Look listen.

66
00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,520
Speaker 2: So I matched with this dude and I got real

67
00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,720
Speaker 2: high last night and it was really late in It

68
00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,280
Speaker 2: was like eleven o'clock and we have been talking back

69
00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,120
Speaker 2: and forth and he was like, he was like, so,

70
00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:58,799
Speaker 2: I guess you're not.

71
00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,160
Speaker 1: Coming and I was like, uh. He was like, or

72
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,320
Speaker 1: do you need me to come get you?

73
00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:12,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, it's a left driver. And

74
00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,160
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, if.

75
00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,840
Speaker 1: He hadn't, if he didn't come pick me up, I

76
00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,560
Speaker 1: would not have gone.

77
00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:22,239
Speaker 2: Wait, can I see a picture? How about I tell

78
00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,200
Speaker 2: you who I play him in a movie. Okay, Oh

79
00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,720
Speaker 2: my god, he's missing his eyes.

80
00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,120
Speaker 1: Are you're playing in a movie? Mario? Will you say?

81
00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:34,760
Speaker 1: It's just a friend, like bigger, but like bigger, like buff,

82
00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,440
Speaker 1: like buff, but like when he took his shirt off,

83
00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,320
Speaker 1: wasn't buff like all you doing shoulders like you don't

84
00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,000
Speaker 1: do nothing, you don't do nothing else? Oh my god?

85
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,360
Speaker 1: All right, So this so I came to pick me up.

86
00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,080
Speaker 2: So this pillowcase looking uber driver came and picked you up,

87
00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:56,600
Speaker 2: pillowcase braid my hair, came and picked me up, and

88
00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,720
Speaker 2: you know, I made him wait for ten minutes outside.

89
00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,320
Speaker 1: Uh. And then when I got down, I was like,

90
00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,280
Speaker 1: what kind of car you drive? He was like a Mustang?

91
00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,360
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh so he forty five?

92
00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:11,360
Speaker 2: The dudes no his Okay, so his profile says twenty seven, right, huh.

93
00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,240
Speaker 1: So I get in the car and I'm and it's

94
00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,800
Speaker 1: weird already, it's weird. I should not have gone right.

95
00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't know this man.

96
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,039
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do vacation eat prey host stuff in

97
00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,400
Speaker 2: my neighborhood. And that doesn't that stupid doesn't make sense.

98
00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,440
Speaker 1: But if we fucking love for the pod.

99
00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,880
Speaker 2: I mean for the podcast, Yes, but on my g no,

100
00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,479
Speaker 2: so you v I'm in his car and it's like

101
00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,039
Speaker 2: awkward silence, you know. So I'm like, ah, well, what

102
00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,159
Speaker 2: do you do? He was like, I'm a junior architect

103
00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,159
Speaker 2: and I was like, what does that mean? He was like,

104
00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,440
Speaker 2: do you know what an architect is?

105
00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,160
Speaker 1: I was like yeah. He was like, I'm the junior

106
00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,520
Speaker 1: that and I was like, so what do you do?

107
00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,720
Speaker 2: He was definitely lying because he could not tell me

108
00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:48,920
Speaker 2: what an architect did.

109
00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,960
Speaker 1: How come you didn ask all this shit up top

110
00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,919
Speaker 1: sis On his profile he says junior architect twenty seven.

111
00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,240
Speaker 1: So in the car, I'm like, well, what do you do? Well,

112
00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:02,480
Speaker 1: you just wait the car to verify this insists everything

113
00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,120
Speaker 1: that I did last night was foolish and I should

114
00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,560
Speaker 1: not be here right now, right right. So we get

115
00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,120
Speaker 1: to his house. He lives alone. It's a studio, but

116
00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,159
Speaker 1: it looks like a uh.

117
00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,040
Speaker 2: Don't let yeah, okay, like fifteen minutes from my house,

118
00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,039
Speaker 2: so too close, it's too close to me.

119
00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,479
Speaker 1: We get there, I'm like, what is this like a

120
00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,240
Speaker 1: weird like halfway house? Think it was weird? Everything?

121
00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:30,080
Speaker 2: Uh, everything was just awkward. I think he was no

122
00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,800
Speaker 2: shade to the people who are. But I think he

123
00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,560
Speaker 2: was a little bit on the spectrum because it was

124
00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,120
Speaker 2: very awkward and very like, couldn't make eye contact.

125
00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,000
Speaker 1: He also needed glasses. He was very blind.

126
00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but them autistic got the strength Dick autistic. Dick,

127
00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:48,320
Speaker 2: Dick is strong autistic. Well, let me talk about his autistic.

128
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:55,560
Speaker 1: TWA's not a good We we never kissed. We never kissed,

129
00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,440
Speaker 1: oh my, which is strange.

130
00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,480
Speaker 2: I was there for like fifteen minutes and then I

131
00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,640
Speaker 2: was like I got to go home because he was

132
00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,680
Speaker 2: like so he's like, we're hooking up a little bit

133
00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,760
Speaker 2: and he's like, let me see your tongue. And I

134
00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:08,760
Speaker 2: was like, sir, I didn't come here to suck your duke,

135
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,400
Speaker 2: so that's not gonna happen. And he was like what.

136
00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,600
Speaker 2: And I was like, here's a better idea. How about

137
00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,680
Speaker 2: I sit on your face? And he was like how

138
00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,920
Speaker 2: is that the same thing? And I was like, oh

139
00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,280
Speaker 2: my god, he's really he really is twenty seven, he

140
00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,160
Speaker 2: might be twenty two.

141
00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,640
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, my stomach hurts. I

142
00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,039
Speaker 1: gotta go.

143
00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,839
Speaker 2: He was like, what you feel like you need He's

144
00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,479
Speaker 2: like no, this was me. It was I was like,

145
00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,000
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna come tonight, so.

146
00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,640
Speaker 1: I gotta go right. If I'm not gonna come, I'm

147
00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:40,440
Speaker 1: gonna go. So I was like, uh, what, my stomach hurts.

148
00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,159
Speaker 1: I don't feel good.

149
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,400
Speaker 2: He was like, you think you need to throw up?

150
00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,680
Speaker 2: I was like, I think I need a poom boom

151
00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,880
Speaker 2: And then I went to order an uber but he

152
00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,640
Speaker 2: dropped me off at my house so door to do

153
00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,600
Speaker 2: a service. Wait, and then he's asking me all these

154
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,120
Speaker 2: questions like I see you out of blue, check on

155
00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,520
Speaker 2: your on your Instagram?

156
00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:57,440
Speaker 1: What do you do?

157
00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,599
Speaker 2: I was like, sir, you are asking these questions too

158
00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,800
Speaker 2: late to ask these before you were inside me. So wait,

159
00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,520
Speaker 2: So he was inside you and then you were like no, no.

160
00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't good. I was like I.

161
00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,560
Speaker 2: I was like, I should not be here, okay, and

162
00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,040
Speaker 2: this is not gonna end well for me.

163
00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,960
Speaker 1: One of us is gonna come and it's not gonna

164
00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,120
Speaker 1: be me.

165
00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,040
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna leave immediately. When you said you shouldn't

166
00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:17,760
Speaker 2: be there, I was like.

167
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:26,800
Speaker 1: How did you get it? Nobody's supposed to be anyway.

168
00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,920
Speaker 1: So I left. He dropped me off and I'm like,

169
00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:30,880
Speaker 1: is he a psycho?

170
00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:31,160
Speaker 3: Like?

171
00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,760
Speaker 1: You know's where I live? I deleted my Tinder last night.

172
00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,360
Speaker 1: That's what I did.

173
00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,840
Speaker 2: That istter, That's how bad it was. Tenderest for vacations only.

174
00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,240
Speaker 2: I'm still on a hinge. I feel like back in

175
00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,160
Speaker 2: New York. What I want now is a summer fling, right,

176
00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,760
Speaker 2: So I feel like on hinges we have conversations, then

177
00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,840
Speaker 2: we go get a drink, and then maybe we sleep together.

178
00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:53,280
Speaker 2: But last night was conversation car house, back in the

179
00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,960
Speaker 2: car home, So you're reckless, though I know I am

180
00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,640
Speaker 2: reckless and I got home and audience, you need supervision.

181
00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,080
Speaker 2: That's why you need to be messaging me, bitch. You

182
00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,400
Speaker 2: messaged in Carolina, Carolina, I didn't. I have not spoken

183
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,760
Speaker 2: to Andre about this yet. So Carolina was We were

184
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,360
Speaker 2: on the phone all day yesterday, so she naturally is

185
00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,080
Speaker 2: the person that I was talking to about this. She

186
00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,400
Speaker 2: was like, call me in the morning when you get

187
00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,680
Speaker 2: home after sex. I called her literally an hour after that, and.

188
00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,120
Speaker 1: She was like, uh, what happened? Wait? So I was like,

189
00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:26,640
Speaker 1: nothing good. I am supportive of the hoeing. If you

190
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,320
Speaker 1: would have dropped the pin, I would have been there.

191
00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,880
Speaker 2: I would have been outside his house. That's not the

192
00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,400
Speaker 2: support I need, friend, I don't need you. I don't

193
00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,600
Speaker 2: need to drop a pin in you to be for

194
00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,480
Speaker 2: you to be there when I come outside. I don't

195
00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,960
Speaker 2: need you walk of shame, shaman. I wasn't gonna shout.

196
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,760
Speaker 2: I'd be like ready to fight. Read it's about to

197
00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,000
Speaker 2: be girl fright City City. He would literally blow on

198
00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,840
Speaker 2: you and you would fall down the set Sydney.

199
00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,559
Speaker 1: You would shout you humpty dumpty. He would humpty dumpty

200
00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,040
Speaker 1: that ass.

201
00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I would have left eye his ship and you

202
00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,600
Speaker 2: know of match.

203
00:08:52,679 --> 00:09:01,680
Speaker 1: Okay, but light is shout out a little kim, he said. Anyway,

204
00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,559
Speaker 1: So that was last night.

205
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,800
Speaker 2: But all of the hoeing that I did internationally, I

206
00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,240
Speaker 2: think I was a little bit smarter. It doesn't matter.

207
00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,280
Speaker 2: You don't need to be smart. It's just you need

208
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:17,120
Speaker 2: to make sure you're safe. Yeah, smartnes doesn't have anything yesterday. No,

209
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,160
Speaker 2: smart and safe do go hand in hand. If you're

210
00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,880
Speaker 2: not smart, you're not safe if you if you're smart,

211
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,920
Speaker 2: you might not fuck but if you safe, you might

212
00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,360
Speaker 2: fucking get out safely.

213
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,840
Speaker 1: No, if you're smart, you wouldn't go in the first place.

214
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,280
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do that. I should have stayed my high

215
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,719
Speaker 1: ass in the house and watched finished watching a fin

216
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,080
Speaker 1: line between Love and Hate because that's what I was

217
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,520
Speaker 1: gonna do. And then I was like, I knew you was.

218
00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,319
Speaker 2: About to do something shady because I messed you. I

219
00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,240
Speaker 2: was like, what you're doing tonight? Silence.

220
00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:44,760
Speaker 1: I was like, oh.

221
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,720
Speaker 2: I started to text you back and I was on

222
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,120
Speaker 2: FaceTime with Carolina, so I was like, silence. I was like,

223
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,800
Speaker 2: I know what that is. She about to go out

224
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,480
Speaker 2: there and do her side gig.

225
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:58,000
Speaker 1: Now, this is my main gig. You know I'm unemployed, girl,

226
00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,600
Speaker 1: This is my main gig.

227
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,720
Speaker 2: Anyway, I tried to repeat something that worked for me

228
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,880
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam and this was not that.

229
00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,720
Speaker 1: All right, Well, this wasn't it.

230
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,719
Speaker 2: I mean, the people have literally been on the edge

231
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,040
Speaker 2: of the seats about what the fuck happened? So tell

232
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,280
Speaker 2: everybody about the stories. This is this story, this episode

233
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,920
Speaker 2: is it's all about Marie re re re re forget

234
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,040
Speaker 2: about me, me me Sorry.

235
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,360
Speaker 1: We just go back a couple of weeks.

236
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,240
Speaker 2: There was an episode that was all about you, and

237
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,800
Speaker 2: it was about you being arrested, and we sat through

238
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000
Speaker 2: that hilarious story of your struggle and it was all.

239
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,360
Speaker 1: About you, you you you you.

240
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,760
Speaker 2: Singing I'm here. I'm also I'm on the same key

241
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,040
Speaker 2: as you.

242
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,280
Speaker 1: I want to hear everything. Same note, I don't know.

243
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:47,120
Speaker 1: I truly know nothing. Oh you know some I don't know.

244
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:47,760
Speaker 4: You know that.

245
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,560
Speaker 1: When I went to London, I matched with this man.

246
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,200
Speaker 2: Start exactly off where you started with the e Prey

247
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,560
Speaker 2: host trip. They want to know where you started. Okay,

248
00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:58,680
Speaker 2: So I started. I thought I was going to be

249
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,760
Speaker 2: in the same part of France with the whole three weeks,

250
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,560
Speaker 2: but after four days I was like, I gotta get

251
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,240
Speaker 2: the hell out of here.

252
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,240
Speaker 1: This place sucks.

253
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:08,840
Speaker 2: My sister got options, okay, sis went to Switzerland. Okay, yum,

254
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,520
Speaker 2: chocolate factory, cheese museum, doing all that cool Swiss stuff.

255
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,240
Speaker 2: But that doesn't matter. I didn't bang nobody in knowne

256
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,960
Speaker 2: those places. I get to London.

257
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,200
Speaker 1: I match with this guy.

258
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:23,000
Speaker 2: He's like his profile said Fridays are for shopping and eating,

259
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:23,520
Speaker 2: and I was.

260
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,840
Speaker 1: Like, today's Friday.

261
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

262
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,640
Speaker 1: So I matched with him and he's like, what are

263
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,160
Speaker 1: you doing today?

264
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,760
Speaker 2: I was like eating and shopping and he was like,

265
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,320
Speaker 2: you look like you need some new agent provocateur and

266
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:34,679
Speaker 2: I was.

267
00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:39,680
Speaker 1: Like, yes, I do. You're buying nine hundred dollar panties. Stupid.

268
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,920
Speaker 1: I was like yes, I do, absolutely obviously. So we

269
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,000
Speaker 1: were supposed to meet up, and am I telling the

270
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,600
Speaker 1: story how I told you the story? I'm not telling

271
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,880
Speaker 1: the story. How you told me the story?

272
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,600
Speaker 2: How I told you?

273
00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:50,840
Speaker 1: Okay, great, got it.

274
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,040
Speaker 2: So meet up with this guy and he's exactly what

275
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,440
Speaker 2: you think he is. He's exactly what you think a

276
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,920
Speaker 2: man who would offer to buy a stranger panties is.

277
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Speaker 2: He's white and short, and we go in and uh,

278
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,080
Speaker 2: it's kind of awkward, but also like sis, you.

279
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,959
Speaker 1: Know, when when in Rome or when in London.

280
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,679
Speaker 2: So I'm picking up all the stuff that I think

281
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,440
Speaker 2: is attractive and everything that I think is gonna make

282
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,679
Speaker 2: my butt look big.

283
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, soor do you need me to see

284
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to see me trying this stuff on?

285
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,720
Speaker 1: You know, I got time. I loationed my.

286
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,520
Speaker 2: Butt today, so you know, it's a little bit of

287
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,720
Speaker 2: a fashion show for him. We get to the register,

288
00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:34,000
Speaker 2: thousands upon thousands of dollars and his card gets declined.

289
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,120
Speaker 1: Oh that was fun for me.

290
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,319
Speaker 2: I think that the whole ruse there is his card

291
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,280
Speaker 2: always gets declined and he just wants to see people

292
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,679
Speaker 2: in lingerie for free. It's so smart. He's brilliant genius

293
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,320
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna do that, are you?

294
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,800
Speaker 1: Yes, but not at agent provocator nude, do it at

295
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,120
Speaker 1: Claire's successorness.

296
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,960
Speaker 2: We're gonna be a rainbow. Rainbow got a lingerie section

297
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,280
Speaker 2: to baby.

298
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

299
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,680
Speaker 2: So then I matched with this black dude, beautiful, bearded,

300
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,240
Speaker 2: his hair, he has all his hair like hot. He

301
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,360
Speaker 2: tells me that I'm beautiful. I'm like, thank you, sir,

302
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,320
Speaker 2: you're beautiful. Also, he asked me how long I'm in

303
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:14,839
Speaker 2: London for.

304
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, for two more days or something stupid

305
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,720
Speaker 1: like that. He unmatched me.

306
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,160
Speaker 2: He unmatched me, so that I matched with this German

307
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,480
Speaker 2: dude who's like tall and looks like a model, right

308
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,440
Speaker 2: he German. The date was boring, but we go to

309
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,760
Speaker 2: this bar to get some drinks and this like hotel

310
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,720
Speaker 2: lobby and we sit down and as soon as we

311
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,800
Speaker 2: sit down, the bartender is the black dude who unmatched me.

312
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,199
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking gosh.

313
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:46,160
Speaker 1: Looking sexy as ever, just so hot, oh so beautiful,

314
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,760
Speaker 1: like beautiful, he had all his teeth and everything. I

315
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:54,160
Speaker 1: was like, ah, but I already sat down and I can't.

316
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,440
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no way that I in my mind

317
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,880
Speaker 2: that I can play off us moving hey.

318
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,920
Speaker 1: Guy that I don't really care about, a guy that

319
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,200
Speaker 1: I do like, is here? Can we leave? I didn't

320
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:04,480
Speaker 1: say that.

321
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,680
Speaker 2: Instead, I sat there in this bartender's line of sight

322
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:14,520
Speaker 2: and laughed really hard all night, just han I've ever had.

323
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,480
Speaker 1: Screaming.

324
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,360
Speaker 2: So finally, this white dude goes away to go to

325
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,000
Speaker 2: the bathroom, and I'm like, well, I'm pop up.

326
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,600
Speaker 1: And talk to my friend. So I jump up and

327
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,000
Speaker 1: I go to the bar and I'm like, hey, can

328
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,160
Speaker 1: I have my tabs? I can close out? And he's like, yeah,

329
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,080
Speaker 1: what's the next after this? What are your plans? I'm like,

330
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,240
Speaker 1: what are my plans?

331
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,480
Speaker 2: And I start to say to him, you look really familiar.

332
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,000
Speaker 2: I think it's because you unmatched me.

333
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:41,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

334
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,960
Speaker 2: And right when I start to say that, the white

335
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,320
Speaker 2: dude comes back upstairs and he's like what's going on?

336
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:52,400
Speaker 2: And I'm like, ah, freaking hey, white dude. So I

337
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,359
Speaker 2: let him walk me back to my hotel.

338
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was gonna double back and

339
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,080
Speaker 1: go see that bartender. But I was like, well, what

340
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:03,160
Speaker 1: if it wasn't him? It was definitely it was him. Yeah, Marie,

341
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,080
Speaker 1: what the fuck? How did you drop the ball on

342
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,960
Speaker 1: that baby, I'm so.

343
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,840
Speaker 2: Dumb made a three pointer right there.

344
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:15,600
Speaker 1: But the he unmatched me, and I was so upset

345
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,920
Speaker 1: about him. It was him playing hard to get bitch.

346
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,520
Speaker 2: No, he he wants like a wife. He's he's trying

347
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,840
Speaker 2: to get his inderes elbow on. He wants a wife anyway,

348
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,800
Speaker 2: So I ended up having sex with somebody else and

349
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,800
Speaker 2: it was the worst.

350
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,920
Speaker 1: Sex in my life.

351
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,920
Speaker 2: Okay, please explain.

352
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,240
Speaker 1: It was this little Italian man and I know, and

353
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,040
Speaker 1: I know I did it wrong.

354
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,880
Speaker 2: Right, I'm in London. I should have banged a dude

355
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,160
Speaker 2: from the UK. I banged an Italian that don't speak

356
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,360
Speaker 2: no English. His name was just seppy. His hair was

357
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,200
Speaker 2: too long for him to be like laying on top

358
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,560
Speaker 2: of me. It was the worst sex I've ever had

359
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,000
Speaker 2: in my life. Literally, while it was happening, I was like,

360
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,479
Speaker 2: is he inside me? I was like this this sex,

361
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:53,840
Speaker 2: this is wrong?

362
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:54,440
Speaker 4: Right?

363
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,840
Speaker 1: And his body was squishy.

364
00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:01,680
Speaker 2: I was like he had no idea what he was doing.

365
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,800
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he was a virgin. He was twenty

366
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,880
Speaker 2: six years old. He must have been a virgin. There's

367
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,880
Speaker 2: no way you're that bad at sex. Because he tricked me, right,

368
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,400
Speaker 2: like the kisses were like good. You were like, oh okay, wow,

369
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,160
Speaker 2: he might he might, God know what he's doing.

370
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,200
Speaker 4: Right, Oh my god?

371
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,800
Speaker 1: Because Italians are good at flirting. What does top lip

372
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,160
Speaker 1: look like?

373
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:22,520
Speaker 2: Though?

374
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,760
Speaker 1: What does top lip look like? I don't remember, sis,

375
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't remember. But he looked like do y'all remember

376
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,160
Speaker 1: the Tarzan cartoon? He looked like that, like if Tarzan

377
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,760
Speaker 1: that's who? Yes, But I didn't say that the guy

378
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,960
Speaker 1: was ugly. I said the dick was ugly, like the

379
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,000
Speaker 1: sex was bad, That's what I'm saying.

380
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,359
Speaker 2: But he was short.

381
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,320
Speaker 1: He was maybe like five six five seven, five to seven.

382
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,400
Speaker 2: If you guys can't hear Andrew, he said, that's tragic. Honestly,

383
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,720
Speaker 2: I think all men are short though, so he might

384
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,280
Speaker 2: have been five nine, but I'm saying he wasn't tall.

385
00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,960
Speaker 1: Okay. He spoke no English and just kept saying I

386
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,520
Speaker 1: love you, And I was like, you have you got

387
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,359
Speaker 1: to go, so after it's over, after you even give

388
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:07,760
Speaker 1: you that b.

389
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,080
Speaker 2: Since in my hotel room, I was like I should

390
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,040
Speaker 2: get out of here, like I gotta go, like that's how.

391
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,480
Speaker 1: Bad it was.

392
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,239
Speaker 2: I was like I should leave, And the next day

393
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,040
Speaker 2: I left. So what kept happening is I would have

394
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,800
Speaker 2: sex with these people and then fly out the.

395
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,440
Speaker 1: Day after because I was like, I don't want to

396
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,600
Speaker 1: see this.

397
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,960
Speaker 2: You're so brilliant again. So after London, I went to Amsterdam,

398
00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,760
Speaker 2: had the best sex of my life there. Okay, finally

399
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,639
Speaker 2: something we could get into talk about that fabulous Okay,

400
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,440
Speaker 2: So it was the same thing. Right, I'm on tinder,

401
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,960
Speaker 2: I'm leaving the next day. I'm like, I gotta get

402
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,439
Speaker 2: some amster dick.

403
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,560
Speaker 1: Right. So I had went out on a day Okay,

404
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,040
Speaker 1: So I was standing on the canal looking.

405
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,720
Speaker 2: At the dirty ass water. I heard a voice behind

406
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,040
Speaker 2: me go, It's beautiful, isn't it. I was like, this

407
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:50,680
Speaker 2: is about to be.

408
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,159
Speaker 1: Some maid in Manhattan type bs. I turn around.

409
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,639
Speaker 2: It's a white man who's way too confident to be

410
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,239
Speaker 2: talking to me, like, way too cocky to be like

411
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,760
Speaker 2: that comfortable talking to me.

412
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, it's beautiful. And he asked sick

413
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,919
Speaker 1: me to dinner. I let him and then he's boring,

414
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,480
Speaker 1: so I let him pay, and then I.

415
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,119
Speaker 2: Was like, I'm going home right to jump on tender right.

416
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,640
Speaker 2: I let him feed me and then I was going

417
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,400
Speaker 2: home smart right, genius. So he's like, oh, I'll walk you,

418
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,040
Speaker 2: it's no problem. And I'm like, all right, I'm leaving

419
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,159
Speaker 2: him at the door. Okay.

420
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:22,480
Speaker 1: Right.

421
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,520
Speaker 2: So we get to my house and I'm like, all right,

422
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,560
Speaker 2: thanks for walking me. He's like, you're not gonna invite

423
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,400
Speaker 2: me in. I was like, absolutely not, and I left

424
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,080
Speaker 2: him on the sidewalk right beautiful. He was like, i'll

425
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,560
Speaker 2: call you tomorrow. I was like, no, no, we're not

426
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,119
Speaker 2: gonna speak. My phone is gonna be cut up.

427
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,760
Speaker 1: I don't have any data for the rest of my trip.

428
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,000
Speaker 2: So I jump on tender and I mated with this

429
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,720
Speaker 2: dude who's very attractive, like a sexy movie star type.

430
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:45,960
Speaker 1: Man.

431
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,159
Speaker 2: Right, you have a picture?

432
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:52,159
Speaker 1: No, so I very I deleted Tender. Right. So I

433
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,280
Speaker 1: met with this guy. We're talking. I'm like, well, what

434
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:55,840
Speaker 1: you know?

435
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,880
Speaker 2: You close right, because I'm like, I have to get

436
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,280
Speaker 2: this done before I leave. He's like, oh, before you

437
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,399
Speaker 2: come over here, I need to tell you that I

438
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,360
Speaker 2: used to be a professional skateboarder or something stupid like that.

439
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,120
Speaker 1: He was like, and I broke my back.

440
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,720
Speaker 2: He's like, I could still walk in stuff, but you know,

441
00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,959
Speaker 2: i'd be tired, so i'd be in a wheelchair. I

442
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,119
Speaker 2: was like, ah, this crippled nigga hit you with the

443
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:18,120
Speaker 2: best dick in your life. But no, no, no, that's said.

444
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,639
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not coming. He was like what, He's like,

445
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,239
Speaker 2: everything still works. I was like, I don't care. He

446
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,480
Speaker 2: was like, I prove it. I said, you don't have

447
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,760
Speaker 2: anything to prove to me. I've had bad sex with

448
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,440
Speaker 2: people with good backs. I'm not about to have you

449
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,919
Speaker 2: tell me or try to prove to me with your

450
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,640
Speaker 2: bad back that you got good dick.

451
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,480
Speaker 1: I was like, it's it's you don't have.

452
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,200
Speaker 2: To prove any nothing.

453
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,600
Speaker 1: He's like, oh haha. I think he's like I.

454
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,679
Speaker 2: Feel like you're you're gonna miss out on something like

455
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm not coming to your broken house. No I'm not coming.

456
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,959
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not walking up the ramp to your house.

457
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,680
Speaker 2: It's not in a wheelchair. He's in a wheelchair. So

458
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,600
Speaker 2: I'm acted with this other dude. Okay, that dude unmatching me,

459
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,440
Speaker 2: the one in the chair. He thought, I got good

460
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,679
Speaker 2: dick from a d dude from Professor X. That's what

461
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,720
Speaker 2: I thought. Hey, this has been up and down, bitch,

462
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,840
Speaker 2: this has been a roller coaster.

463
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,439
Speaker 1: I know. I'm trying to tell you the story. So

464
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 1: I match with this guy.

465
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,120
Speaker 2: He's the most Dutch looking person that you could probably

466
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,000
Speaker 2: imagine in the world. His name has like mad consonants

467
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 2: in it and like a vowel. And he's like, was

468
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,240
Speaker 2: it all sex, drugs and rock and roll for you

469
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 2: this trip or did you have.

470
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,640
Speaker 1: Time for some culture? And I was like, I got

471
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: some culture, I did some drugs, haven't done any sex

472
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,119
Speaker 1: stuff yet. And he was like, well, what are you

473
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 1: waiting for. I was like, you to send me your

474
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:36,639
Speaker 1: address and he was like, right, Marie, when did you

475
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 1: become I said that, and I dropped my phone and

476
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 1: was like, I like left it. I typed it because

477
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: I was like, that's what I As soon as he

478
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,479
Speaker 1: said what are you waiting for? I was like, aha,

479
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 1: I got something for that ass? Oh my god?

480
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 2: When did you become such a like professional at this

481
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,440
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam? So anyway, uh, He's like, if I send

482
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 2: you my address, you'll come to my I was like, yep,

483
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 2: was he hot? He was okay?

484
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 1: And he was like, and you don't have a picture

485
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 1: of him, Sydney. I deleted Tinder. You don't screenshot.

486
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 2: Nobody screenshots anymore. I have a picture of this white man,

487
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show it to you right now anyway. So,

488
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 2: and and I wasn't gonna go.

489
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I wasn't gonna go.

490
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 2: Andre was like he was like, Yo, Dutch dudes got

491
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 2: the have the best sex game. And I was like,

492
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 2: shut up, Andre, like you a hoe, shut up? Yeah,

493
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,120
Speaker 2: And He's like no, Andre's no. But Andre was like,

494
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:35,959
Speaker 2: he was like no.

495
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 1: He was like he's gonna have a big dick and

496
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,920
Speaker 1: he's gonna have it's gonna be good sex.

497
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,959
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, whatever, Andre, I I'm gonna go.

498
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: My flat was early in the morning, but I was like,

499
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make time. I get there and we talk,

500
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 2: we have some tea.

501
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 1: He builds boats. That's some real like Amsterdam job. He

502
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 1: builds boats.

503
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 2: Nurse you regular ass dusty American men.

504
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,360
Speaker 1: Y'all don't do ship, you don't do anything. Y'all don't

505
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 1: build boats like that's what fuck.

506
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,439
Speaker 2: That's why sexy be bad with you. Yeah, y'all need

507
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 2: to start building some boats. Find a fucking hobby.

508
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: Y'all need to start building some mother haffing boats. This

509
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: is this is him, so oh my god.

510
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 2: Wow, right, very Dutch, very Dutch bitch. You got a

511
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 2: he got like two filters on it, buddy, I could

512
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 2: tell you yeah, yeah.

513
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, that's what he looks like. I mean, he

514
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 1: was a little redder than this, but that's what.

515
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 2: Wow. Anyway, so we start making out. I'm like, this

516
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 2: is weird. I don't really know this man.

517
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 1: But then he just knew what he was doing. Sis.

518
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 2: It was very good, best sex I've ever had. It

519
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,679
Speaker 2: was great in your entire life, in my entire life.

520
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 2: So halfway through the sex, right or like kind of

521
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: in the beginning of the sex, I hear him sniffing

522
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: behind me, and I'm like, what you doing cocaine? And

523
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 2: I turned around and he's he's like.

524
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: Have you heard of poppers? And I was like, I said,

525
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 1: a straight why dude in Amsterdam is not about to

526
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: teach me about no damn poppers? I said, yeah, I

527
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: know about poppers. Oh my gosh, I do you want some?

528
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I do.

529
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: So we're doing these poppers, Sis, Magic Andrew.

530
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. Wait, okay, explain what poppers feel like.

531
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 2: I don't.

532
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,439
Speaker 1: I've never had poppers. I don't even know how to

533
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 1: explain it.

534
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 4: It felt.

535
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't last that long. It just but

536
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: also it's.

537
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 2: Like it's kind of like a head high, like a

538
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: head body so high. It's cute.

539
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: Sis.

540
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 2: Anyway, so tell the people what you were telling me

541
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 2: on the phone. Don't fucking hold back down, bitch, baby.

542
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: So I was like, uh. I was like, oh my god,

543
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like you're gonna make me squirt.

544
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 2: And he was like, oh am I Sis destroyed the mattress.

545
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 2: I think he had to get a new mattress. Also,

546
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 2: I think I ruined his TV.

547
00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 4: It was going far.

548
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that the squirting.

549
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: No, you told me about the skirting, but the TV, Sis,

550
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 2: it was awesome. After it's done, we're all tired, I'm

551
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: all discombobulated, right.

552
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: I floated above my body and I came back and.

553
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 2: Your hair survived all that, baby, I mean, he wasn't

554
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 2: doing it in my hair.

555
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 4: Sis.

556
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: It was great though, Like he knew exactly what he

557
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 2: was doing. Every single thing that he did, he did

558
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 2: it with a purpose. And I was like, this is

559
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 2: what sex should be like with everybody.

560
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 1: All the time. I'm like, well, what, like what is

561
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: so great about? Like, how do you know? Anyway? Did

562
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: you do the.

563
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 2: Poppers before he busted open, or like.

564
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: Uh since it was like throughout it was like it

565
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: was like poppers, that poppers, that poppers. So you guys

566
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: did pops the whole time.

567
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: Squore popper, squirre poppers, your poppers, shout out to rush

568
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 2: oh my, and then he was like, he was you

569
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 2: can stay here.

570
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: I'm not kicking you out. Whatever. I was like, I

571
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: have a flight to catch in a couple hours. I

572
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: gotta go. So I left and he had it.

573
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 2: He was asking me what I did or whatever, and

574
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 2: I told him I was a comic, but I wouldn't

575
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: tell him my last name until after I left. So

576
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 2: he watched a bunch of my videos and he was like,

577
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 2: you're really funny, and that was really fun. So if

578
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: you're ever in Amsterdam again, holler at me. He didn't

579
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 2: say holler at me, but he gave me his phone

580
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: number and I sent him mine.

581
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: I was like, if you're ever in New York, girl,

582
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: he'll be here next week, He'll.

583
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was crazy. So then I get on

584
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: a plane I end up in France. The sex in

585
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 2: France twas not good. The dude was hot, but he

586
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: just couldn't get hard. No, he like rolled his dick

587
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 2: up and tried to like throw it in me sock

588
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 2: out of here, and I was like, I have to go.

589
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 2: He gave you flasted dick.

590
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: Also, it was ninety seven degrees and there was no

591
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: central air. Oh, which is rude. But he very europe

592
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 1: and he was very European wedding on top of me.

593
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: And I was like, nah, I can't yuck, and he's

594
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 1: like he was like, oho, I'm gonna take a shower.

595
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: Took a shower and you were dashed. No, it was

596
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: in my It was in the house that I was saying,

597
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: So I had to stay due. But he was but

598
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: he was hot, you know. He was a rugby player,

599
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: uh like six ' three sexy, right. Like. He came

600
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 2: back to my house and he was on my balcony.

601
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 2: He's smoking a cigarette because everybody in Europe smoked cigarettes.

602
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: And there were these there were all these like tourists

603
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 2: below us that were like watching him, and I got

604
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: up and I was and I just stood to look

605
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 2: at them. And he was like, oh, you're making them jealous,

606
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: and I was like, good, they should be jealous.

607
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: They're not pretty like me.

608
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 2: So that's what Europe was was was back and forth,

609
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: me feeling like the hottest person in the world and

610
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: then thinking am I ugly?

611
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 1: Like that was what Europe was for me?

612
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 2: Wait? Why it's like walking through the streets like, look

613
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: at how amazing I look compared to everybody on this

614
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 2: dirty ass street?

615
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then am I getting trash?

616
00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 2: Dick?

617
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: You're right?

618
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 2: Luckily?

619
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: Is that why the dick is so bad?

620
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's just they can't keep up

621
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 2: and they're probably like intimidated a little bit. They couldn't be.

622
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 2: They probably thought you were a mirage. They're like, how

623
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: is this stunning, wonderful person in my house or next

624
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: to me and about to let me put my dick

625
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: in her?

626
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: They were blown away.

627
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: I mean the two people who came to me for

628
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: sex sucked. Yeah right, how you Uber and some dick

629
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 2: to me? And it's like one star one star?

630
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: No? I only Uber won?

631
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 2: Okay, So the the Italian dude in London just walked.

632
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: He didn't Uber, he was poor, He just walked, yikes

633
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: to the hotel. Well, the girl, now you know, I

634
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: know how the dick was.

635
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: The way it was if you walk into you walk

636
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 2: this way, stop a way.

637
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was giving me a kid that was bad.

638
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 2: I ubered to the Dutch dick and that, you know,

639
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: best six euros I have spent. Uh.

640
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: And then the French dude had a scooter, so he

641
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: scooted to me zop zoop, and then he tried to

642
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: say that he loved me too, and tried to invite

643
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: himself to New York and was like I could be

644
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: there in August, and I was like, no, he could

645
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: be where in August.

646
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 2: I bet you he'll come, but you're like, where are

647
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: you gonna stay? Well, because mind you, also, the French

648
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: dude don't really speak no English, so like our whole

649
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: conversation was like me listening to him and trying to

650
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: catch everything he was saying and then throwing six French

651
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 2: words back at him. So he's like, oh, she's such

652
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: a good listener. Meanwhile, the whole time, I'm just trying

653
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: to figure out he's gonna stop talking.

654
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

655
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: And then I was like, all right, well, let me

656
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: see if I get some black dick before I get

657
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: out of here, because you know, I haven't done that

658
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: for the break yet.

659
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: And then it didn't happen.

660
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: So last night I was like, Oh, I'm gonna get

661
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 2: some I'm gonna sleep with this black dude.

662
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: And it was not good.

663
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: So honestly, that's what I get for trying to like

664
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: write the right through trying to balance it out.

665
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: Did you do to talk annoyed about which part the

666
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: guy last night and just that bartender you slipped on that?

667
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: I definitely did. You should a million percent.

668
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: You totally should have let that nigga walk you somewhere

669
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: wrong and then walk you to the wrong place and

670
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: then walk fucking back and be like hey boo.

671
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: But they want to know some of the looks because the.

672
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: Thing about that is that the guy, that guy that

673
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: I went on that date with and saw the bartender,

674
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,719
Speaker 2: he lived in that neighborhood. So I was afraid if

675
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: I came back outside, I was going to bump into him.

676
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, it don't matter.

677
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: You were a free agent, bitch, You are free agient.

678
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: And it's like, you don't answer to nobody, you know,

679
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: I don't answer to nobody. But Germans is crazy and

680
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: we know this, and I was like, I don't want

681
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 2: no problem. They can't be crazier than the dude you

682
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 2: went to place last night, that dude, so sis. Honestly

683
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: and truly, I cannot believe I did that.

684
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: That is the craziest thing I've.

685
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 2: Been Can you offer e pre ho excursion You've got

686
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: that same energy, nigga? Yeah, but I can't do that here.

687
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: This is I'm home. I can't be doing international host stuff.

688
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: Are you looking at my nipple right now? You're looking

689
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: at my nipple?

690
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: Real hard?

691
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: Is it out? I mean, is it a problem? I

692
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: didn't go on the trip. I need something too, I

693
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: need to get one. Yes, any questions, Andrew, do you

694
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: have any questions about the trip? Or wait?

695
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: Hold on, Nope, Andrew, you gotta get a mic because

696
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: I got a message about you needing to be on

697
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: the mic. Yeah, you have to be on a microphone.

698
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 2: We can no longer speak from afar. It's not right.

699
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: Okay, we're doing it. Andrew is at a microphone.

700
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 4: Hello, I see it. I'm moving now. Okay, oh my god.

701
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: Wow, and finally on the pod.

702
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 2: Right, Let's talk about what Andrew's wearing first, because people

703
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: were like, when we give a full rundown of the

704
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 2: look Andrew's giving us Hampton's Carnival shirt. No, he's given

705
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: banana Republic Resort, Sarah.

706
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: But it's very slim, Sarah, It's very slim.

707
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 2: It's black and blue horizontal stripes and a tiny kaki short.

708
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: And he's got both shoes on.

709
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 4: I need to get new ones.

710
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So the floor is open. If anybody has any

711
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: questions about what I've just discussed, I will answer truthfully

712
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: and honestly and to the best of my ability.

713
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 2: So that means all lies ready to go. I'm actually

714
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: so ecstatic. I mean, when I spoke to her, I

715
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: was screaming because I was just so happy. But it

716
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, she was just so free out there, screaming,

717
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 2: very free, and it was beautiful, and so you know,

718
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: I would have went back for that bartender like.

719
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 1: Ie that I mean, obviously it was a mistake.

720
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: Like who would he play in a movie?

721
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: Who would play him in a movie? I don't know.

722
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: He his light skin, his hair was not low.

723
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: Not a frokay Michael Ely, Michael like a young not

724
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: tired Michael.

725
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, because he'd be looking real weird. Yeah,

726
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: you know it works, like right, that's why he's tired,

727
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: right right, right, right, right? But do you know who

728
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: Michael Ely is absolutely you could tell by Andrew's hairline.

729
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: You don't know who is. And we're going to take

730
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: a minute to google Michael Eely. I'm letting y'all do

731
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: it now.

732
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,479
Speaker 2: Hold on.

733
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 5: I just wish I had kind of that, kind of that,

734
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 5: but more but more like manly and less pretty, less pretty,

735
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 5: more like he had.

736
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: A bigger he had a nicer body.

737
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 2: Viewers, I mean listeners, I hope you're out there googling

738
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: who Michael Ely is. Look at that less tired, younger,

739
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: but also more manly. Okay, the only thing that him

740
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: and Michael Eely have in common is the complexion.

741
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: Sis. He didn't really look like this, but like.

742
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: In the movie, Sure does he have blue eyes?

743
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: Michael Ely? Yeah? You like black dudes that have blue eyes?

744
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I've been seeing all the dick Andrews getting.

745
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: I mean, why this is a very two sided conversation

746
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: over here.

747
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: Andrew, you've been getting a lot of dick too.

748
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 4: Baby. Well, there's a West Village. Yeah, I'm just telling

749
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 4: Sydney that it's this guy who has an airbnb. It's

750
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 4: a mister B and B. So it's for gay people exclusively.

751
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: Mister B and B.

752
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 4: So yeah, and so when gay people come to your area,

753
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 4: the host will show them like, this is the queer

754
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 4: places to go to. This is like the neighborhoods not

755
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 4: to go to.

756
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: Oh it's not a little tour guide.

757
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: It's cute, but you live in New York.

758
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: What you need that for? I don't know, you want

759
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: an airbnb?

760
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: So this is him we shown I've shown you him before.

761
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 4: Bomb Dick.

762
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you heard that.

763
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 4: He made me a pizza last week and then gave

764
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: me a full body massage and then ate me out.

765
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 4: Why oh that's what ate you out?

766
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: And you mean tossed your salad.

767
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 4: After after making it, after he made me food too.

768
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: He coked in Asia, as I know.

769
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 4: Absolutely, He's like, oh.

770
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: Now I'm ready for the entrel.

771
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, pizza was the app and your ass was the.

772
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: Desserts.

773
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 4: And I was layered in that that coconut whatever, lubricant whatever,

774
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 4: the body massage oil. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

775
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: I got a little massage too.

776
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: That's cute. It is.

777
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 4: It was really cute.

778
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, y'all got all types of yeast infections.

779
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pillow got coconut oil in it. Stew.

780
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 4: But anyway, he has mister B ANDB and he doesn't.

781
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 4: He was like, I have this like lesbian couple that

782
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 4: requested to stay with me, Sydney and Adrian. Yeah, Sydney

783
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 4: and Adrian in fact. And and so he was like,

784
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: I'm really scared about him. I'm like, I don't see

785
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 4: the connection here. And so he explains it like, I

786
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 4: just think that women are disgusting. They're gonna expect me

787
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 4: to buy them tampons and everything. I'm like, these are

788
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 4: grown US women that are probably.

789
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: Have gone through menopause. Yeah, it was too Hillary Clintons.

790
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: They just have a pantsuits. That's it. That's all they need.

791
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 4: I am just absolutely dumbfounded. And then he's just they're disgusting.

792
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 1: He's ignorant and disgusting. This guy, this is the salad guy.

793
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 4: This is the salad guy. Yes, and so he said,

794
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 4: I just don't want them to throw the like bloody

795
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: tampon in my trash can, because that's discussing. I'm like,

796
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 4: you put your dick, a raw penis into a fucking

797
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 4: man's butthole.

798
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: What are you talking about yourself?

799
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 4: I'm talking about my.

800
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: So you had to protected sex, okay, we rat dog.

801
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: Well he was like, well, there's no way his dick

802
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: is dirty. He does my butt. Yeah, mister pizza hut himself.

803
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: Twass salad. He did you a little olive garden.

804
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 4: When you're here, you're so trill.

805
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: They got the best salad though. I could just eat

806
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 2: the breadsticks and the salad.

807
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: That you eat it.

808
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: That's it, that's it. Not Andrews.

809
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: Andrews type. You have got no house. Wow. So rude.

810
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 4: But then then a few days ago there was someone else,

811
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 4: a freaking body builder, so small diggers, small one but

812
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 4: like huge, Oh.

813
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: My god, attractive.

814
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 4: Looks like your type.

815
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: Is too thick.

816
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 4: I feel like I know him. He's a middle school

817
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 4: English teacher.

818
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: I thought you would say he's a middle schooler. I

819
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: was gonna say he is.

820
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 4: He's a middle schooler.

821
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, he's he's cute, he's he's.

822
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 4: A little basic, but you know het.

823
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: Just look at the I mean, look at that Abercromi

824
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: and Fit shirt he got on.

825
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: So he is basic.

826
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: He probably has nobody brown in his life. I just

827
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: feel like when his is he tall, he doesn't.

828
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 4: Look like no. I was fully expecting him to be

829
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 4: like five seven, but he was like five eleven.

830
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: He was tall, that's a good little gotcha a good

831
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: little chip. Please.

832
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 2: Yes, he's got a great body, he's corny, is terrible.

833
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: Well it happens. You know, it's very hard to just

834
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 2: be perfect, it really is. I don't need you to

835
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: be perfect. I don't need you to be perfect. I

836
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: just need you to have some type of technique. I

837
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 2: need you to know kind of what you're doing right

838
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: Like if I'm if I'm coming in hot with.

839
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: Uh address that was very impressive, if I'm hitting you

840
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: with that, I need you to hit me with some

841
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: Like but what's your technique?

842
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: Marie?

843
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, what's So?

844
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 2: When I was at my house before this beautiful frenchman

845
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 2: ruined my trip, I was like, oh, you look at

846
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: you give good massages because he was like stroking my

847
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: leg and I was like, you look at you give

848
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: a good massage.

849
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, I.

850
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: Could show you.

851
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 1: And I was like okay, And we're talking and talking

852
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: and he's like, do you want this massage or not?

853
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: Do you have body oil?

854
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: Obviously the house that I was saying at head body oil,

855
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: thank you so much. So we go into the bedroom

856
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm should.

857
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: I take off my shorts. I can't have a massage

858
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 1: with these shorts.

859
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 2: Ones. I took them off, but I also had on

860
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: a body suit and he was like, you should probably

861
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 2: take that off too.

862
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: He's like, cause the strap's.

863
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 2: Gonna be in the way, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

864
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: you're right right. So I'm like, I'm like, well, don't

865
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: look at me.

866
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: Why I take it off? Turn around, Oh you're trying to.

867
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,720
Speaker 2: Be coin now, bitch. You're like, yeah, come on through, nigga,

868
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 2: And now you're like actually. But that situation was different

869
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 2: because he had messaged. We had been talking for a

870
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 2: couple of days, and he was like, what are you

871
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 2: doing today? And I was like, oh, I just woke up.

872
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. And he was like, I could come to

873
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: you and we can get some food in your neighborhood.

874
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: I'm on my scooter. So he came over.

875
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 2: We ate, he came to my house, we met at

876
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: a thing, We ate, came back but naked, got a massage, and.

877
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: Then we had sex.

878
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: But the sex was terrible.

879
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: But I was also like, but what is your technique?

880
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: My technique is if it's not working for me, I

881
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: just leave.

882
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 2: My techniq is also if you offer me poppers. Also,

883
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: you got a car and you're picking me up, then

884
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 2: I'm coming over. My technique is that, like you know,

885
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 2: hot pocket. Okay, your body, your poty is a vessel.

886
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: Your body is a vessel to be used used properly.

887
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: You know, I said last night, I had no makeup

888
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: on and I just showed up like I had looked

889
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: all day. So that was last night.

890
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 4: But do you have a picture of him? That guy?

891
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: I have a picture of him, Marie.

892
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 2: See this is what I'm talking about. When you went

893
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 2: on your little like excursions. I just wanted screenshots, that's

894
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 2: all I Okay, I have screenshots of this particular Okay, okay,

895
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm excited. I'm excited.

896
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: Hold on, wait.

897
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 2: Wait, obsessed, Okay, stressed out.

898
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: Look look at junior architect. Oh you showed me that.

899
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: Though we were we were talking, we were like, oh,

900
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 2: he's not he's not bad looking. But I was like,

901
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: I didn't like the pictures that he was taking. No,

902
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: I don't these these pictures of a man in mirror do?

903
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: I hate that. That's why I'm starting in the mirror.

904
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's cut. There's nothing that I would be like

905
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 4: blown away that would be like, oh, he's basic. Yeah. Yeah,

906
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 4: mirror picture pictures back.

907
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: It's a lot of selfies. It was only in a

908
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: mirror and I was like that's what that's why.

909
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 4: I was like, eh, friends, Yeah.

910
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: I was like, he ain't got no friends. Social skills anyway. Uh.

911
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: He was definitely lying about being a junior architect. And

912
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: then at one point he pulled up a blueprint, a

913
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 2: random blueprint there was he did that.

914
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: That's Geeddy images. I was like, what is that and

915
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: he was like, this is my job and I was like,

916
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: but what is it? What is it? I was like,

917
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: but what is it? He was like it's a school

918
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, he just got

919
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: out of jail. I was like, there's no way this man.

920
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

921
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 2: And then he was like what are you doing tomorrow?

922
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: And I was like I don't know. I'm gonna be

923
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 2: busy though.

924
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 4: No.

925
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: I said to him what are you doing? And he

926
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: was like seeing you and I was like, he.

927
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 2: Said what do you haven? I was like, stuff, I'm

928
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: gonna be busy. He was like like what you got?

929
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 2: And I was like stuff and he was like so

930
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: he was.

931
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up.

932
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: He's inside of you for like what five minutes.

933
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: It was very brief. It was very brief because as it.

934
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: Was happening, I was like, you know what, like this

935
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: is not like I have to go home after this.

936
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: When it was in Amsterdam, and when it was in London,

937
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: and when it was in France, it was like, oh,

938
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 2: whatever the matter, but here I will potentially bump into

939
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 2: that dude at Trader Jokes.

940
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah potentially yeah, and that's what I don't like.

941
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 2: And and he saw your Instagram. Yeah yeah, he's can

942
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: write on your ship, you can write on your wall.

943
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: He could, but I can also block him. Block him? Now,

944
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: I should block him. You should block him.

945
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 4: I was confused. How did because or you should.

946
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: Him to the first and then block it? You know

947
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: what I mean?

948
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 4: How did you get penetrated by him without kissing him?

949
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 2: Ill Andrew, we do not say penetrate here, penetration. I

950
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 2: say that because this is what happened. He was like,

951
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 2: let me see your tongue, and I was like, I

952
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 2: showed him. I was like, like, I showed him my

953
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 2: tongue and he was like, are you serious right now?

954
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, what do you mean? This is

955
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: my tongue? And he was like he's like pointing to

956
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 2: his dick.

957
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: He's trying to do sign language.

958
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 2: Hey, Ken, he's trying to get a blowjob with sign language.

959
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: Ill bro disgusting, the world's greatest stuff. I was like,

960
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: I didn't come over here to suck your dick, flat out,

961
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: That's what I said.

962
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: I did not come over here to suck your dick.

963
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: And he was like what an?

964
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 2: And I was like, I did not come here. And

965
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: I was holding his dick when I said this, so

966
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: I squeezed it.

967
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 1: I did not come here to suck your dick.

968
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: And he was like, okay, so what you're trying to do?

969
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 2: And I was like, how about I sit on your

970
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 2: face instead? Girl?

971
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: He was and he was so confused. He was like

972
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: he was like, how is that the same thing?

973
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's literally the same exact thing,

974
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 2: the same thing, and he was like oh.

975
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: And then I was like do you have condoms? That's

976
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: how we got inside me.

977
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 2: I asked if he had condoms.

978
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 1: I was like, what, I'm here, so we's see what happens.

979
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: So what what? What size was it? Uh?

980
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: He pulled out a magnum condom. Oh, they all pull

981
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: out pull out.

982
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 2: A little extra medium magnum condom and this is me

983
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: watching him put it on.

984
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: Just just staring right at for you, that gift of

985
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: the cat, like filing its nails exactly.

986
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was filing my nailsis I was like, hmmm,

987
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: is that what we're doing? Is that who you think

988
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 2: you are? So you think you can dance anyway? So

989
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 2: we start having sex. It was just the whole thing

990
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: was was bad. And he didn't kiss you. That's kiss yeah,

991
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: but he didn't kiss you.

992
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: That's weird. He didn't even try to go in it is.

993
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 2: It is weird. But also he probably was intimidating.

994
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: He was like, He's like, she just yelled that she's

995
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: not gonna suck my dick. Why would she kiss me? Yeah,

996
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: but why are you asking me to suck your dick

997
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: if you haven't even kissed me? What are we talking

998
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: about here? Listener, listeners, listeners, it's called for play kissing

999
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: sis When I tell you there was none because it

1000
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: was like, oh, well, what's on the table here? Well

1001
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: let's discuss what's happening here?

1002
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, was there a playlist? Is there any music?

1003
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: Any candles? The movie was playing?

1004
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 2: Oh?

1005
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: I don't even know, so.

1006
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 2: He hits you with a tired netflix and chill background music.

1007
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: It wasn't even music, it was like an Italian film playing.

1008
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I almost forgot to tell you guys this.

1009
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: So when I was in Ampstam, yeah, I matched with

1010
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 2: this dude.

1011
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: Some'm like old dude.

1012
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 2: He was like forty four, right, and he's like the

1013
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 2: first thing he says to me is uh. He was like, hey,

1014
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 2: you ever pegg you ever? You ever fuck a man?

1015
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 2: And I was like no, but I want to. And

1016
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 2: he was like, oh well. He was like, tonight's your night.

1017
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, man, I'm peg mad.

1018
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 2: He's forty four. This Australian man freaking messy. A disaster

1019
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 2: because he started sending me videos. He was like, you

1020
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 2: want me to send you some videos and stuff that

1021
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 2: I do and I.

1022
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 4: Was like, oh this I do, Yes, I do send

1023
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 4: me videos and how were they?

1024
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: They were nasty? I'm blowing away.

1025
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 2: So he's talking to me and he's like so he's

1026
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: like well. He was like I can send a car.

1027
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: To come get you. I was like okay. He was

1028
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: like what before you come over, let's discuss what's on

1029
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: the table. He was like kissing.

1030
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm not kissing you, grous, I'm

1031
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: just coming to peg you and then I'm leaving.

1032
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: That's all that I want to say. You gotta do

1033
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: four play before you peg. No, I need such.

1034
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 2: An asshole like he was like, you do drugs. You

1035
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: need some drugs, like Cocaine'm on cocaine right now.

1036
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 4: I was like poppers.

1037
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: Guy was after, wait, will you do poppers in the States? Now?

1038
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: Will I do States poppers? Domestic popper? Not I'm not.

1039
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going to purchase poppers, but if poppers are

1040
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: available in the home, then I'll.

1041
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 2: Shout out to Joe Kimboosters, Bow and Yang, everybody whoever

1042
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: got the poppers.

1043
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: Let's go.

1044
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 2: Pull up, pull up anyway, this this guy and I

1045
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 2: did not.

1046
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: I didn't I never met him. But I was fully

1047
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: prepared to peg this dude. And then he was like okay.

1048
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: So he was like, I want to be able to

1049
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: kiss you on the mouth, open, like with tongue. And

1050
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: I was like, you're not gonna get me. He was like,

1051
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,479
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna peg me and then I'm gonna

1052
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: have sex with you. And I was like, no, no.

1053
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 2: You know, you just lost one. You lost one right,

1054
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 2: So that is you just lost one. I was fully

1055
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: prepared to peg this man though you might win some,

1056
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: but you just lost one. Because I was like, it's

1057
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 2: gonna be bad. But I was like, at least I'm

1058
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam and I'm getting in work for when I

1059
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 2: when the picking matters. Friends, these the confidence, the stories,

1060
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 2: this has been, Yeah, out of control.

1061
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: I know I should have done better.

1062
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 2: No, I did great. I think you did great. I

1063
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: think you know your next go round you're gonna level up.

1064
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 2: You know you're gonna put some more stank on it.

1065
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 2: But I'm proud of everything that you've accomplished in three weeks.

1066
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 2: The four people, I mean I knew you for Like.

1067
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 4: The TV spirt was really honorable, really honorable.

1068
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I watched it just kind of like sligh,

1069
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Are you're lying your guess? It was

1070
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: on the windows, No, it was everywhere.

1071
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: He sent me a text a message after I left

1072
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 2: and was like, next time, you got to give up

1073
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 2: your mattress because it was like a big Did you

1074
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: see the.

1075
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: Size of this table? That's how big the west spot was.

1076
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Marie, I don't believe you re peede

1077
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 2: on that man. I guess I peed on okay, because

1078
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: after I was done, I was like, well, I have

1079
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 2: to go pee and he was like still yeah. I

1080
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 2: was like, that's not what I'm squirting is. It's not

1081
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 2: white pee. You definitely peed.

1082
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: Sure, maybe I did this, but I had to pee

1083
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: when I was done. So it's a lot of pee.

1084
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: You drank water and you did poppers.

1085
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: Poppers make you pee, Andrew are poppers expert. I'm not

1086
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: a poppers expert, but oh, you haven't done poppers.

1087
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 4: I've done poppers like a few times. I'm not I'm

1088
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 4: not on the bandwagon though.

1089
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm out of Let me introduce you to a fine name.

1090
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 2: I mean, wow, this is the time of my life

1091
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 2: where I'm like, fuck, man, this is this is a

1092
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: bad time to be sober. You want to do some

1093
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 2: poppers right now? Oh I can't. I'm coming up on

1094
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 2: two years. If I was thirty days in, I would

1095
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: do some poppers if I'd be like a very laughs,

1096
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 2: it's just been thirty days. Well, I was like, well,

1097
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 2: what is poppers? It's like keyboard cleaner or something.

1098
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. If they saw that, like yeah, like the hardware.

1099
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, typically I could do poppers.

1100
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 2: This is not a drug drug.

1101
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: It's like huffing paint. Get you to me more on SIS.

1102
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 2: Listeners, If I'm a sober person, can.

1103
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 1: I do poppers?

1104
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 2: Answer is no, friend, are you sure you got to

1105
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 2: be sober all the way through?

1106
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: No poppers for you? What do you want to do

1107
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: poppers and bang somebody?

1108
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: I don't know?

1109
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: You know, you know I'm in an.

1110
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 2: Open relationship, so free agent, open relationship. Can you tell

1111
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 2: the listeners what you're talking about?

1112
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: SIS?

1113
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 2: I mean, I've dropped this bomb like ten minutes before

1114
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 2: the pie is over. But yeah, I'm in an open relationship.

1115
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: Just in case you see Adrian out there, don't text me,

1116
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 2: don't don't be sending you no pictures, know nothing I

1117
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: don't want, don't don't do it fully.

1118
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: And you know that was gonna happen. People are gonna

1119
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: be like, oh that was like yeah, hey, that was

1120
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: like City's girlfriend.

1121
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 2: I'm famous. Yeah, I'm famous. I got a blue check.

1122
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,959
Speaker 2: New York is small. Somebody's gonna text me something and

1123
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: I was gonna be ready to fight. So yeah, she's uh,

1124
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 2: she's out here. She's gonna have a hot girl summer.

1125
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: I'm allowing it.

1126
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 2: Hot girl, I'm allowing it. Let Adrian be free and fun.

1127
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: Are you gonna have a hot girl summer? What's happening

1128
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: since you're trying to do these.

1129
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: Poppers or not?

1130
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 2: No, I'm all set. I'm just gonna be real boring

1131
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 2: like I have been, you know, being consistent.

1132
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Wow, well, friend, listen, I am on. I bought.

1133
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 2: I didn't bring any gifts for anybody back from Europe,

1134
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: but I did bring Slutty Reazy back. So Slutty Reasy

1135
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: is here. Yeah.

1136
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: The host centennial has started with six months left for

1137
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: the end of the year. Yeah, but we out here. Okay,

1138
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: that's worth it. Hot girl summer act up, smacked up

1139
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: all summer.

1140
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're usually so private about all your sex stuff.

1141
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. All of it is on here and

1142
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to uh to this episode.

1143
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 2: We're deaf not editing any of this.

1144
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: Take it all out. We cannot.

1145
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: Every time I said that word dick sensor say put

1146
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: like a I saw his women. Yeah, that's our brand

1147
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 2: to not take anything out of the pod. Sydney. Please,

1148
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 2: we we barely do any Edits hardly makes my I

1149
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: mean I literally never asked for an edit, but I

1150
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: feel like Sydney, you asked for one, would.

1151
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 4: I ask you to go about someone at work.

1152
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 2: I said something mean about somebody did and my old joke,

1153
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 2: and now thinking about it, it's so stupid.

1154
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: It's wait.

1155
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 2: I have a couple of shout outs, because that's what

1156
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 2: we're going to do. I had Kathleen firm Organ send

1157
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 2: me some bisc off to Oh GRASSI ass for you. Kathleen,

1158
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 2: You're amazing. She wrote a little note to the bisco

1159
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 2: Off Queen Sydney. Don't let Marie shame you. Bisc Off

1160
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 2: is fucking delish. Thank you and Marie for making me

1161
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: laugh so much, especially on the hard days. X ex

1162
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: Kathleen from Oregon. Oh you're so lean. Shout out to you, Kathleen,

1163
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: You're so so sweet. We also have messages in ours

1164
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: as well on the unofficial expert page.

1165
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for.

1166
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 2: Actually, you know, listening to us and taking directions quite well.

1167
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, you know, you guys are the real I was

1168
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: really surprised.

1169
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, look at them sending us a stories. Wait,

1170
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: somebody had an uber story that was really funny. Let

1171
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 2: me try to find that. Uh it was cut up.

1172
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: I didn't have a queue up bout up up I wasn't.

1173
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: I wasn't even thinking because I was just like, oh,

1174
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do this, And then I'm like,

1175
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 2: actually I should because I did ask them. Oh, somebody

1176
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: wrote from London. I think her name is Sasha. Sasha. Hey, girls,

1177
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 2: I hope you're doing both. No, I hope you're both

1178
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: shining and doing well. Just letting you know that I'm

1179
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 2: listening from my kitchen in Sunny London.

1180
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: Was okay, sins. If you're in Sunny London, go down

1181
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: to Short Ditch and the hotel that I, uh, the

1182
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: bartender works at is called Actually I don't remember the

1183
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: name of the hotel. Fuck fuck can you find out? Yeah,

1184
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out right now.

1185
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 2: Okay, let me continue. Work's been a madness. Work has

1186
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 2: been madness today. So you two are bringing me joy

1187
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 2: whilst I cook dinner. You're both so witty and razor sharp.

1188
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 2: Keep it up, ladies, you're winning Alexandra X so sorry

1189
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: Alexandra from London.

1190
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 1: Thank you, baby, baby, You're fantastic.

1191
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: Oh and then we had Tiara Sinda's a bad Uber experience.

1192
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 2: I guess it's from the last episode that we just

1193
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: put up last summer.

1194
00:53:58,640 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: My mother and I.

1195
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: I went to go to the met in NYC. We

1196
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 2: caught an Uber back to Penn station and this guy

1197
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: was the worst driver I've ever had. When we got

1198
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: to the station, we tried to get out, and he

1199
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: yelled at us to stay in the car because he

1200
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 2: wanted to drop us around the corner. He then tries

1201
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 2: to take off and the taxi lane in front of

1202
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: the station and almost hits another taxi. The taximan starts yelling,

1203
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: and our Uber keeps moving forward and crashes into the taxi.

1204
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 2: This is battle of Uber versus taxi. That's what's really happening.

1205
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 2: Then the taximan gets out of the car, comes over

1206
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 2: and opens the backseat door and starts screaming at us,

1207
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: what ladies. My mother and I were shook and I

1208
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 2: had to jump out and run away because of a

1209
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 2: full brawl I was about to happen. The police ran over,

1210
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: and eventually the police ran over eventually, but my mom

1211
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 2: and I was out of there. I wonder if they paid.

1212
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: It's an Uber. They of course they paid, yeah, but

1213
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: I would have just wrote like, oh my god, here's

1214
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: my experience. And Uber was gonna give them five dollars,

1215
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: you know, that's what Uber does. No, no, no, no,

1216
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: real people wait, hold on.

1217
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 2: I got into Uber like three weeks three days ago,

1218
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 2: and my uber got in an accident.

1219
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: I took pictures in everything. Boo, I got out in

1220
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: the front.

1221
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 2: I was taking photos. Send it to Uber. They sent

1222
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 2: me all my money back.

1223
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like it sounds like they ran out

1224
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: and jumped on the Low Island railroad. So I don't

1225
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: think that they took pictures of the uber crash.

1226
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 2: There's other stuff, but I can't find it right now.

1227
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 2: You know, there's you know, I love that you guys

1228
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 2: are sending us stuff. We feel way more official. Just

1229
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 2: keep sending this. If you guys have more than bisc off,

1230
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 2: send that as well. You got bathing suits, bathing suits,

1231
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 2: y'all got bathing suits, you got dick.

1232
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: Listen, well, I wear a size two and bathing suits,

1233
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: and I wear a size twelve and Dicks, and I'll

1234
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: take whatever she's having.

1235
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 4: Some of the listeners are real, real cute, and the

1236
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 4: dm s too.

1237
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: D this is what they're talking about. He producer Andrew

1238
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: love you on the podcast in the background.

1239
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 4: In the background, Well, I mean it, I know this

1240
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 4: is a big deal.

1241
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 2: Marie talking about her excursions, and then Andrew on a

1242
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: microphone like, we're really.

1243
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: Just elevating as a group. This feels like a Patreon episode. Honestly,

1244
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: surely this is.

1245
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 2: So free and it's stupid. It should have been on Patreon.

1246
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: It's just so freak you know what Marie said.

1247
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 2: Marie was like, oh no, no, no, I have to

1248
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: I have to tell all of this on the on

1249
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: the pot and I was like, you know what's funny.

1250
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 2: We got some more stories to put on the Patreon.

1251
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 2: Anal in the ace? We got that anal in the

1252
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 2: a a in the ace. Yeah, Marie, you got another

1253
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,479
Speaker 2: story that you didn't put on here. Oh there, gonna

1254
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 2: put me on.

1255
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: Bless you guy. Slide on over to the Patreon if

1256
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: you want to hear an egg.

1257
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 2: You see how I do?

1258
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: Si? You see how baby Patreon? It's something wrong with you, dude,

1259
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: it is.

1260
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 2: Yes. Sidney was like, save all your stories for the

1261
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,959
Speaker 2: Patreon and I was like, Sis, it's too many people

1262
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 2: listening that know that I'm gone and want to know

1263
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 2: what's happening.

1264
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you pray her is a movement? Since it's

1265
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: a mood?

1266
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 4: Did you uh?

1267
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 2: Did you miss us.

1268
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: The podcast?

1269
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 4: No?

1270
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 2: Us, like all your friends, your family. Yeah, you know

1271
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 2: some of the days, some of the nights when I

1272
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 2: was out and I was like, I gotta be out

1273
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 2: here by myself. I got to be social out here

1274
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 2: in New Street. I was, I'm not, I'm not built

1275
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 2: to travel by myself. You're not.

1276
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm not built to be like traveling by myself.

1277
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: If I'm meeting people who live in different cities, yes,

1278
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 2: but actually being on a road alone, I.

1279
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: Was like, this sucks.

1280
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 4: You have companions, though, you had some companions out there,

1281
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 4: have three.

1282
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: Companions and one of them was trash.

1283
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1284
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: I mean one of them was nice, but he's trashed too. Yeah.

1285
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 2: I just every time I saw you pose something, I

1286
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: was like, damn, Marie needs me.

1287
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: Because I was like, I was like, I know she

1288
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: has looks who can take pictures of her? Honestly, And

1289
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: that was like the most upsetting part about the trip

1290
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: is like, who's gonna take all these feos?

1291
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 4: You had some really cute photos, yeah that I took.

1292
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I took like the dude from last night

1293
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: in a mirror, which is fine.

1294
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 2: You're an influencer and that's like our brand to have

1295
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 2: a mirror pick.

1296
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: It was it was crazy, but I I left my

1297
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: my Airbnb like twenty days earlier, twenty one days early,

1298
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: and the chick was not trying to give me my

1299
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: money back.

1300
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 4: What so I had.

1301
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: It was this whole thing where my grandma's drama.

1302
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 2: And my yeah, and my grandfather had died the day

1303
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 2: before I left formever, I know, and so Airbnb was like, well,

1304
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 2: if there's an extenuating sick circumstance, then you'll get you

1305
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 2: We'll get you your money back.

1306
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: Somebody died, and I was like, somebody did, actually, somebody did.

1307
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: Actually Yeah.

1308
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 2: So the trip was not at all planned because I thought, oh,

1309
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 2: three weeks one place. I made no plans, no arrangements

1310
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 2: to go nowhere else. Marie Adrian just called, hey Adrian,

1311
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,479
Speaker 2: you're on the pod.

1312
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were ringing the doorbell.

1313
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. Wow do you do you hear that

1314
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 2: open relationship energy? She's like, oh my god, just saw

1315
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 2: you are at the door, goodbye. Wow.

1316
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: Did you see how my own girlfriend curved me on

1317
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: my fucking podcast?

1318
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 2: Sidney, what you're gonna do? You need to have a

1319
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 2: hot girl summer too. She's in an open relationship. You

1320
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: win an open relationship now we'll get you some hopes.

1321
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,439
Speaker 1: Sis. No, I don't want to get you some hopes,

1322
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: some young mas.

1323
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: No, I don't want anybody. I'm all sad. I don't

1324
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: have the mental capacity.

1325
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: Jan now, Monnee walks in right now, lifts her skirt up.

1326
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: What you're doing, Sis, I don't like these hypothetical scenarios.

1327
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: Is coming in to do uh see treatment? Dang so No?

1328
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 2: No, she pulls up, You bump into her at the

1329
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: Age Hotel, Sis, what's happening?

1330
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: I really love that tight Rope song that you had

1331
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: back years ago. I really love that song.

1332
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 2: Nothing from the new album, nothing about Hidden Figures, No,

1333
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 2: that song that you released nineteen years ago. I really

1334
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 2: loved your eyebrows in Moonlight.

1335
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: Wow, I have no game. I know that I have

1336
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: no game.

1337
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 2: People people message me in my dms, and they're very

1338
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 2: respectful and friendly and just. There will be a couple

1339
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 2: of people who will say, like, damn.

1340
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: No disrespect, but damn you're fine, no disrespect, but damn

1341
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: them titties.

1342
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 2: No, they don't say that, they don't even say that.

1343
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 2: They're very like they. I'm everybody's aunt. It's crazy because

1344
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm younger than everyone hilarious.

1345
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 1: People don't say anything disrespectful to me and my dms either,

1346
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: So there's that.

1347
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Marie, you're fucking ruthless, especially now you know

1348
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 2: I'm a hoe now, so I really have no filter,

1349
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 2: no qualms about shutting down a man in a wheelchair.

1350
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting on.

1351
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 2: You or that h.

1352
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 4: Oh merch.

1353
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: On that chair. He was like, everything works.

1354
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 4: Wait, how did you not see that he was in

1355
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 4: a chair which I hadn't deleted?

1356
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 2: Well, he unmatched me, but how did I not see

1357
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 2: he's not One of the pictures was like him laying

1358
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 2: in like a hammock with like how did he get axis?

1359
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: He rolled and threw his body at it. He was like.

1360
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 4: The most problematic thing.

1361
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: We're all know what is problematic.

1362
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: I feel like we'll have more to talk about as

1363
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 2: well going forward. We're going to try to get some

1364
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 2: a less guess coming up.

1365
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: It's in the works, merch a list guests coming.

1366
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 4: In the works.

1367
01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 2: And the message me on Instagram and was like every

1368
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 2: time you guys say merch, is somebody writing down the

1369
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 2: stuff for merch?

1370
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 4: And I was like I was, but I realized that

1371
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 4: it was like you were saying merch after every single

1372
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 4: thing that I was like, I can't keep up.

1373
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: You can't keep up that right there is merch.

1374
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, merch.

1375
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 2: But someone wrote me they were like, yeah, I think

1376
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 2: you guys saying merch is is the bit is merch. Yeah,

1377
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 2: it's merch.

1378
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, if you can make a shirt, this is.

1379
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: And then one person wrote me was like, if.

1380
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 2: You guys don't fucking make something that it's merch worthy already,

1381
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 2: I'm so tired of you saying merch.

1382
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: Just fucking do it already.

1383
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 2: What would be the one thing that you was like, Yeah,

1384
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 2: put some fire underneath my ass, bitch, Yeah, talk to

1385
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 2: me crazy, I love it.

1386
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: Come on, summer fucking moist. Yeah, stick a biscoff in

1387
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: my ass. Yeah, thinks goff in my ass's crazy than

1388
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: anything said on the water that actually is pizza and salads.

1389
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: That's merch. Biscoff in my ass. I'm not wearing that shirt.

1390
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: That's not coming to my size. Merch. What did you say, Andrew?

1391
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,439
Speaker 2: What was your question?

1392
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 3: No?

1393
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 4: No, what what would be the one thing that you

1394
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 4: put on the merch?

1395
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: Cotton gaunt? And then the word merch?

1396
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 4: I like, merch? Merch is so funny merch.

1397
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's what we do an Ariel font

1398
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: just big oot live action.

1399
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 4: What do we think?

1400
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: So I don't care about these live actions.

1401
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 2: I was like, you, we are so bored. We literally

1402
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 2: cannot rep We can't do new content. We have to

1403
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 2: go back in the vault and make things.

1404
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 1: But there's some new stuff there. I don't know. I

1405
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about a black Mermaid. I

1406
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: feel like they gave.

1407
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 4: Her red locks, and it's like, was that a real photo?

1408
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like a like a vintage not mermaid outfits.

1409
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: Just I don't know.

1410
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 2: I don't I feel like it's gonna look bad. I

1411
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 2: have a lot of thoughts about it. But somebody was like, yeah,

1412
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 2: but Brandy gave us Cinderella and he was like the

1413
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 2: best Cinderella ever. And I was like, oh, I forgot

1414
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 2: uh we had a black Cinderella and whoop he was

1415
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 2: in it and the prince was Asian.

1416
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: They gave us everything. They gave us multicultural Cinderella. So

1417
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: maybe they'll do it up, That's what I'm saying. Maybe

1418
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: they'll do it well. But Melissa McCarthy is Ursula, and

1419
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: that I think is problematic.

1420
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 2: Why because because Ursula in my mind is is either

1421
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 2: a big black woman or a big black drag queen.

1422
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 2: Like Ursula is not a funny, goofy white lady, right,

1423
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 2: Luisa McCarthy.

1424
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: Is not gonna play. She's not gonna give us drama.

1425
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: She's gonna give us kind of like silly.

1426
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1427
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 4: Also, she can't sing, and she can't sing yeah, mass yeah.

1428
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 2: But I'm not here for black Ursula taking a white

1429
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 2: woman's voice. I'm not here for that.

1430
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like a drag queen could have

1431
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: done it and would have done it. Yeah, should have

1432
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: a drag queen, right, I would have been here for

1433
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 1: a drag queen. It would have been grabbed. The drac

1434
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: queen would have nailed it.

1435
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 4: Disney would never do that.

1436
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: If Disney would never the one like the one character.

1437
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 4: In live action Beating the Beast was supposed to be

1438
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 4: gay and then people were like, we're not even showing

1439
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 4: it at the theater, we can't even show it to

1440
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 4: the children. Yes, yeah, that little one. I think it

1441
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 4: was like Josh Goad was he gay in the movie.

1442
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 4: I didn't watch it, and it's just read all the headline.

1443
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 2: Are they so complicated? It's a fucking animation.

1444
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but people like what they like.

1445
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 2: Like when the Hunger Games Books movie came out, people

1446
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 2: were like, Roue is black in the in the book,

1447
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 2: it doesn't say she's black, And it was like she's

1448
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 2: not even a main characteristic Like let this little black

1449
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 2: girl get her little check.

1450
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: And they were like, people get super upset about this

1451
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: movie stuff.

1452
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1453
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: I saw the New Spider Man and Zendaia Zenda is.

1454
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 2: Mary Jane good character?

1455
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: Is this black girl playing? I mean, I don't she's

1456
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: taller than Spider Man. I don't make no. I was

1457
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: like they could have picked Damn Kirsten dunst Becky, Oh my.

1458
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 4: God, with her up teeth, Oh my god, Hey hey.

1459
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: She has character merchant. Well did we learn anything today?

1460
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 2: So much? I'm just like, I'm exhausted from everything that

1461
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 2: you told us, Marie. I'm so glad that you've You're

1462
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 2: like you're turning a new leaf. You're telling us your business.

1463
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 2: You're fucking left and right, no condom.

1464
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: Condoms ever, you're talking about your county, wash a math.

1465
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: I went soapia bitch, Andrew.

1466
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 2: You could keep telling us your business and you know,

1467
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 2: there's always a chair for you at the podcast.

1468
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: If there's nobody sitting in it.

1469
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 4: Of course, this is the first time I've ever sat

1470
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 4: in the chair. It feels so weird.

1471
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: Well you know now, but it's still moist from.

1472
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 4: Last week.

1473
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1474
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 2: Well, the good thing is is that people were already

1475
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 2: sliding in your dms before. But now it's like y'all

1476
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 2: should just flood that ship or put shady palm trees

1477
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 2: all over his fucking Instagram?

1478
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: Can we jack Knight Andrew?

1479
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 2: Please? Can we do that shady palm trees all over

1480
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 2: his ship? And for those of you who have not

1481
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 2: yet done this, and I'm sure it's many of you,

1482
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 2: go ahead and go to check Knight's space.

1483
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: He can He just bought a tesla. He just he

1484
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: has money.

1485
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 2: He just bought a tesla.

1486
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: He bought a tesla. He just he rented a tesla,

1487
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: or he bought it. He bought it. Well, that's what

1488
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: happens when you make that grownish money, that blackish he's

1489
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: making ABC money.

1490
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 2: It's fucking stupid, man. I know I can't wait to

1491
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,439
Speaker 2: ride in that tesla. No, no, no, no, I can't

1492
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 2: wait for us to get that kind of money. If

1493
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 2: I had that type of money, then I would we

1494
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 2: still wouldn't buy that car. I wouldn't buy that car

1495
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 2: and buy that car, but I would be even meaner

1496
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 2: to men and meaner to me.

1497
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 1: So I would that be meaner to you, sis be

1498
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 1: meaner to men.

1499
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 2: I would literally you'd be nicer to me in the app,

1500
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 2: I'll be the same level of mean to you, consistent

1501
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 2: level mean slash nights. Would you take me to dinner?

1502
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: Says uh? Were we not talking about.

1503
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 2: Us both having money and you're asking me to You know, Sidney,

1504
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 2: you have a job now and I'm unemployed, and you

1505
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 2: have not taken me to dinner with your corporate card.

1506
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: So honestly, I don't have one, honestly, And let's.

1507
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 2: Not forget when I was you, when I was a waitress,

1508
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 2: I was like Marie was my girlfriend. Whatever you want

1509
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 2: you want to.

1510
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: Ubers, I got you. Let's get food. You want drinks?

1511
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember on Valentine's Day when you saved me.

1512
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 1: You sent me that uber. I was on a date

1513
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: with this dude and he.

1514
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 2: Was, Oh my god, uber all the way from the

1515
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 2: Upper East Side and brought you.

1516
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: To my job. I am fucking great.

1517
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,040
Speaker 2: A We're I'm so glad we're together here give me

1518
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 2: your hand. I mischief, I.

1519
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 1: Got chips, I got biscough and this a bitch. I

1520
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: got bisclough in my hands. I love you all right, bye, guys.

1521
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 2: To make sure you raise, subscribe, review all that shit.

1522
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,839
Speaker 1: And don't be ho shaming.

1523
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 2: Okayat pray how and if you get there and you

1524
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 2: feel like you're not gonna come, tell him, I didn't

1525
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,599
Speaker 2: come here to suck your dick. Yeah, that's merch merch.

1526
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 2: I didn't come here to suck your dick merch. Can

1527
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 2: that be our second shirt? That's our second shirt.

1528
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,759
Speaker 1: The first one is merch merch.

1529
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 2: The second one is I didn't come here to suck

1530
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 2: your dick.

1531
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,440
Speaker 1: Can we get stickers? Stickiers?

1532
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 2: I love it? License plates? All right, bye, guys, Thank you,

1533
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,560
Speaker 2: Love your terrible faces.

1534
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: By friends Forever.

1535
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 3: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

1536
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 3: Brett Boham, Joe ccilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts,

1537
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:52,320
Speaker 3: please visit Foreverdog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our

1538
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:55,599
Speaker 3: shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify.

1539
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,920
Speaker 4: Or wherever you get your podcasts.

1540
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 3: Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following

1541
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,759
Speaker 3: bring us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team

1542
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 3: and liking our page on Facebook.