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Speaker 1: sah dot com Rooking Jumbles Second date Update. It's not
Speaker 1: often that we get requests for second date updates from
Speaker 1: guys that have already had the girl inside of them
Speaker 1: before the date even happened. What you talk sounds like
Speaker 1: the kind of guy in Mark is because aparably that's
Speaker 1: what happened. Is that the kind of guy you are, Mark,
Speaker 1: you'll go out on a date with someone as long
Speaker 1: as they get all up in there first. Gosh um,
Speaker 1: I mean technically, I guess in this situation. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of I'm kind of right about that. He
Speaker 1: can't listening to the show, We can't continue doing whatever
Speaker 1: that is that you did, Mark well, or that she did.
Speaker 1: I don't know who did it. Let me explain. I
Speaker 1: met her at a dentist's office. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: say that. He said that she's a done hygienis then
Speaker 1: he met her at the office, So heart all up
Speaker 1: in his mouth, and then he apparently asked her on
Speaker 1: a date. First a filthy mind before we get to
Speaker 1: your date, Mark, how did you ask her out with
Speaker 1: all those tools in your mouth? Yeah, well it was
Speaker 1: a little embarrassing, to be honest to because, like, so
Speaker 1: I went to the duatist office, and you know, I've
Speaker 1: seen her right away. She was at the reception at dusk.
Speaker 1: She was like super good looking, you know, like very
Speaker 1: very cute. Yeah, they kind of all, but she I mean,
Speaker 1: she definitely caught my eyes. So like right away, I
Speaker 1: was kind of like, you know, shy, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, she stands up and I heard Mark,
Speaker 1: and I look up and a turn she's bringing me
Speaker 1: back into the office. So you're suddenly like, oh my god, Fate,
Speaker 1: it's happening. What karma did I do to deserve this?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's coming true. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but come to find out, she's a hygienist
Speaker 1: and she was going to clean my teeth, and like,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to play it cool, you know, and
Speaker 1: it was absolutely like not what I ended up being.
Speaker 1: I was not cool at all. Probably where you hope
Speaker 1: you don't have a disgusting mouth right. No, no, you
Speaker 1: have a disgusting mouth mark. I've wondered that about you
Speaker 1: for a while now. No, not at all. Why weren't
Speaker 1: you cool while you were in the chair. Well, I
Speaker 1: was trying to like kind of just give her heads up.
Speaker 1: And I have no idea why I even said it.
Speaker 1: I just said, just so you know, I'm a bleeder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then what made matters worse was so, you know
Speaker 1: that like suction host thing. Yeah, so like that must
Speaker 1: have like slipped or something, and it it gagged me,
Speaker 1: so like next you know, I'm I'm dry heaving in
Speaker 1: front of this hot girl. No, it was like super embarrassing,
Speaker 1: and I was just like just really not looking cool
Speaker 1: at all. And no woman likes a man with a
Speaker 1: bad gag reflex. It's her job. She's used to seeing
Speaker 1: things like that. Yeah, so yeah exactly. So luckily, like
Speaker 1: she was really nice and kind and everything, and you know,
Speaker 1: I don't think like that like ruined it for me
Speaker 1: at all, because well, before I get too far ahead
Speaker 1: of myself, she was also like, I can help you
Speaker 1: schedule your next appointment, and I was like, for whatever reason, again,
Speaker 1: I don't know what was wrong. With me that day.
Speaker 1: But I said, um, I go you mean like a dentist'
Speaker 1: appointment or a you appointment. That might have been the
Speaker 1: worst thing you did. For sure, talk about how much
Speaker 1: blood you're gonna spill dry heave, But that line right
Speaker 1: there is probably the creepiest thing that you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. We had, like a little bit
Speaker 1: of chemistry. We were kind of flirting, and I just
Speaker 1: thought that maybe she knew exactly that I was talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, taking her out on a date. What she say?
Speaker 1: What was her reaction? She was like, what, I work here,
Speaker 1: I'm just a hygienius, you know, like I ahouldn't know
Speaker 1: what you were talking about. So you got to explain her. No,
Speaker 1: I was trying to cleverly ask you on a date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry, I just meant, you know,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a on a date sometime?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming she said yes. She said yes, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: so cute. That's actually a really cute story. So what'd
Speaker 1: you do when you went on your date? So we
Speaker 1: were like texting a little bit, and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: where do you want to go? And she picked this
Speaker 1: organic pizza place, and I was like, sure, whatever, that's cool,
Speaker 1: and I picked her up and we went to the
Speaker 1: pizza place and it was a lot of fun and
Speaker 1: the foods as she's like amazing, But my my body
Speaker 1: didn't think so did you actually puke this time instead
Speaker 1: of just dry heaving. So after we ate on the
Speaker 1: way home to drop her off, I had to take
Speaker 1: three emergency stops at gas stations, oh to use the bathroom,
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom. And I'm not just talking like, hey,
Speaker 1: I gotta just run in and play a lottle ticket.
Speaker 1: I was like feeling into the talking lit. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is humiliating, and I to say it, but I
Speaker 1: could see why she's not calling you back after that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I mean not only with my lame pickup lines
Speaker 1: and gagging in front of her and the dentist office,
Speaker 1: but stopping at the gas station a few times for
Speaker 1: emergency breaks. I'm just kind of looking for a miracle
Speaker 1: here because I haven't heard back. All right, so we
Speaker 1: already Yeah, I don't even need to ask, like, what
Speaker 1: do you think went wrong? Why do you think she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back? I think you know, you're just
Speaker 1: hoping that maybe you can throw it out there for
Speaker 1: a second date and maybe she'll give you another shot. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I've listened to you guys before, and I know you
Speaker 1: guys can perform miracles. I'm looking for one today. I
Speaker 1: hope to see if we can do it. We'll play
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, just you know,
Speaker 1: hold hands, lights some candles, and throw out the biggest
Speaker 1: hell Mary you can for me slate. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: do it right after this looking jubil in the morning date,
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a second day update. And
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, we're gonna try to do
Speaker 1: the impossible and get Mark a second date Courtney. If
Speaker 1: you missed the first part. He met Courtney at his
Speaker 1: denist's office. She's the hygenis who actually cleaned his teeth.
Speaker 1: It was kind of embarrassing for him because he has
Speaker 1: a horrible gag reflex and ended up dry heaving when
Speaker 1: she put the little section thing in his mouth. He
Speaker 1: also mentioned how he's a bleeder and they had a
Speaker 1: really awkward line asking her out, but she did say yes,
Speaker 1: and then it went out for pizza. It was a
Speaker 1: really good pizza place. Until to drive home when the
Speaker 1: pizza didn't sit right in his tummy, and he had
Speaker 1: to stop three different times to use the bathroom before
Speaker 1: he dropped her off. So he's pretty sure he knows
Speaker 1: why he ruined the date. Oh my, I never asked,
Speaker 1: And I'm so curious. When you finally got to her
Speaker 1: house after the three emergency stops, what was the exit
Speaker 1: like from the car? She was very quiet. There wasn't
Speaker 1: like a definite like I'm gonna see you again. It
Speaker 1: definitely felt like that was it. She didn't offer her
Speaker 1: so like you need to come in and use my
Speaker 1: bathroom before you get back on the road. No, no,
Speaker 1: she didn't do that. All right, Well I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: her right now. Here we go, okay, all right, good luck.
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be a tough one for you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, Hello, Ahi? Is this Courtney? Yeah? This is Courtney.
Speaker 1: What's up? Courtney? How are you? This is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Courtney.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good? Oh? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Not much? Just hanging out. Thought we'd give you a call.
Speaker 1: What's going on with you today? Hey? Um? Just working oh,
Speaker 1: oh nice, you work as a dental assistant. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: how do you know that? We know a lot about
Speaker 1: new Courtney? Okay, this is getting really creepy. All right, Courtney,
Speaker 1: this is the radio show Broken Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you might already be familiar with us,
Speaker 1: but we do the second day update on our show.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that? Yeah? I have. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: somebody emailed us about you. Oh god, you're so excited. Well,
Speaker 1: you never know how these things? Have you been out
Speaker 1: on a lot of dates in the last few weeks?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a single lady. I spend some time
Speaker 1: out occasionally. Okay, any dudes in particular that you don't
Speaker 1: want to see again? Oh, you got a pint in paper?
Speaker 1: I do. I guess we don't have that much time.
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you who emailed us. His name is Mark.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh yeah, you remember Mark. Of course
Speaker 1: I remember Mark. Yeah, all right, Well, Mark emailed us
Speaker 1: because he says that he's pretty sure he knows you
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to him because your date didn't
Speaker 1: go that great. Yeah, that's an understatement. Yeah. He told
Speaker 1: us about how he had to stop three different times
Speaker 1: on the way to drop you off to use the
Speaker 1: bathroom because the PA didn't treat his stummy right. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but at first I didn't know that. So he's driving crazy,
Speaker 1: just stopping at all the like, you know, gas stations
Speaker 1: around town. What you didn't tell you, wasn't it kind
Speaker 1: of obvious? Like what else would he be stopping for? Well? No,
Speaker 1: At first, I'm like, maybe he needs a snack, maybe
Speaker 1: he needs gum. Who knows. The second and third time,
Speaker 1: it got a little weird, all right, so you knew
Speaker 1: exactly what was going on, but probably the second or
Speaker 1: at least a third time for sure, for sure. So
Speaker 1: I feel bad for him because I'm like, this is awful.
Speaker 1: Of course, nobody wants to have like an upset stomach
Speaker 1: on a date. That's so awkward. Did that ruin everything
Speaker 1: for you? No? It was like, okay, I just feel
Speaker 1: bad for him, you know, but we've all been there.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Were you attracted to him before that? Totally?
Speaker 1: He's a cute guy, he's nice. Okay, So if the
Speaker 1: bathroom breaks didn't bother you, what did? So he goes
Speaker 1: in for the third time, and I'm like, okay, he's
Speaker 1: been in there a while let me just do something
Speaker 1: cute to try to make him feel better. I take
Speaker 1: a cute selfie. I go to send it to him,
Speaker 1: thinking like, hey, you know, still here waiting on you.
Speaker 1: Hope everything's okay, And his phone chimes in the car,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, he didn't even take his phone inside. Well,
Speaker 1: if it's an emergency, you're probably just running in. I
Speaker 1: mean he was moving quick. But I see that in
Speaker 1: his phone he has me listed as big butt and
Speaker 1: a smile. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be a good thing. It's not big but
Speaker 1: frownie face. It's a big but smile, except I have
Speaker 1: a name. Like, what kind of guys do like that?
Speaker 1: Is this so played out? Who does that anymore? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well I can't explain you, but that is like you
Speaker 1: could just say the girl's name. Okay, So you'd rather
Speaker 1: been saved in his phone as Courtney instead of big
Speaker 1: button a smile totally, or just put an emoji like
Speaker 1: only guys to do that are douchebags and married guys. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I wish somebody would say me in their
Speaker 1: phone is big button a smile? I don't think it
Speaker 1: as a compliment, but obviously you didn't, and that's the
Speaker 1: reason that you don't want to see him again. I mean,
Speaker 1: the thing is, my butt isn't even that big, though,
Speaker 1: I mean it is great, But Courtney, I mean, is
Speaker 1: there any chance that he just like forgot your name
Speaker 1: when he put it in his phone or something. Let
Speaker 1: me a little more creative and respectful, like Hi Jennie
Speaker 1: Hotty instead exactly Hijennis with double ds? Okay, a little
Speaker 1: too far. Well, thank you for being awest with us.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I will let Mark know. Actually, why
Speaker 1: don't you just let him know? Because if you've heard
Speaker 1: a second date update before? Oh my god, yeah right,
Speaker 1: Mark is on the other line and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh my god, Mark. Yeah. He Courtney, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I thought that I did not mean to
Speaker 1: offend you whatsoever with that. I mean, what did you
Speaker 1: think was going to happen? Like if I saw that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I definitely was not planning
Speaker 1: on you seeing that. So I think the real question is, Courtney,
Speaker 1: why big booty, why big booty smile? Why was that
Speaker 1: your choice? Well? I was listening to some rap music
Speaker 1: and I just big, big button a smile, you know,
Speaker 1: like she got a nice butt in a great smile,
Speaker 1: and you know she does work in a dentist's office.
Speaker 1: And okay, okay, kind of I see how it works though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like that part, it popped in my head and
Speaker 1: I just popped into my phone. I didn't think I
Speaker 1: really didn't even think anything of it at all. I'm
Speaker 1: not like that at all. I mean, yeah, but like
Speaker 1: big button a smile, it's not really that respectful. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean it like it was like a bad big butt,
Speaker 1: you know, like I meant it was like a big butt.
Speaker 1: What even is that bad big butts? It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like Frumpy, you know, like you've seen him. They're like, yeah, yours,
Speaker 1: this is like completely out. I said, it's nice. It's
Speaker 1: funny that you mentioned that because the whole time you
Speaker 1: were with me, I was facing you. So how did
Speaker 1: you even see my butt? Well that's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Is there an answer? Yeah, Well that that one time
Speaker 1: when I was, you know, in your office, when I
Speaker 1: was dry gagging. You know, you're like, let me give
Speaker 1: you some time, I'll be right back, And when you
Speaker 1: left the office, that's when I noticed it. Wow, should
Speaker 1: I take that as a compliment? Yes, no, Mark, Mark,
Speaker 1: here is where you answer other things that you like
Speaker 1: about her outside of just her butt. This is when
Speaker 1: you say, yeah, but also you were this I know,
Speaker 1: but it was like I'm telling you, she was in
Speaker 1: scrubs too, so it's like, yeah, it's really nice if
Speaker 1: I can tell you have a nice butt and scrubs.
Speaker 1: I mean that's yeah. So can we just get off
Speaker 1: my butt for a second. Is there anything else you noticed? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Your smile. Okay, these are the only two things that
Speaker 1: you've been able to talk about so far, Mark, you
Speaker 1: got anything else? Well, yes, Like I said at the
Speaker 1: very beginning, you know, it's like when I first saw her,
Speaker 1: she was sitting down, so obviously we can rule out
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I thought about was her. But
Speaker 1: she was sitting down at the desk when I saw
Speaker 1: her beautiful face, and I was thrown off. I was nervous.
Speaker 1: I mean, I completely made it an myself, just trying
Speaker 1: to like no pun intended and like you're super nice
Speaker 1: and kind, Like you didn't make me feel like a
Speaker 1: huge idiot for like gagging like a shriek in your office,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Well, I do appreciate that you at
Speaker 1: least notice that. I mean, and we had a really
Speaker 1: good time at the pizza place before, you know, the
Speaker 1: whole date, the bed, and that also was pun intended
Speaker 1: because I was literally everywhere. I hope somebody just tuned
Speaker 1: in right now and just her. I was gagging all
Speaker 1: over you in your office and then I was everywhere.
Speaker 1: This date was amazing. Hey, Courtney, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Mark again on a second date? Can
Speaker 1: he redeem himself? Will you out with him one more time?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't blame you. It was just a situation so many
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, like I wouldn't be asking for another
Speaker 1: date with you if if I didn't really think that
Speaker 1: there's something here with you. I mean, I'm on a
Speaker 1: radio station, you know, asking for a miracle, because that's
Speaker 1: how much you mean to me. You know. I definitely
Speaker 1: just want to know a shot and see where it goes,
Speaker 1: you know. And I'm really sorry about what I thought
Speaker 1: was kind of like a funny, stupid nickname. I'll change
Speaker 1: your name in my phone right now. Yeah, well, what
Speaker 1: are you going to change it to? Good question? Courtney,
Speaker 1: the girl with a big button smile. I'm just Mark.
Speaker 1: You almost had me. I was joking. It's just gonna
Speaker 1: be just Courtney, I promise. I mean, I have to
Speaker 1: admit it's an unlikely story, but there is something kind
Speaker 1: of charming about this. I do appreciate all your efforts.
Speaker 1: So let's try it. Let's go on one more date
Speaker 1: and see how it goes. Yes, oh my congratulations. Mark,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah we did it. You wish for a miracle,
Speaker 1: and we were able to get you a miracle, and
Speaker 1: now you have a second date with Courtney. Anything is possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything is possible. When you hit your pants, I think
Speaker 1: that's the saying broken jewel in the morning.