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<v Speaker 1>often that we get requests for second date updates from

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<v Speaker 1>guys that have already had the girl inside of them

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<v Speaker 1>before the date even happened. What you talk sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of guy in Mark is because aparably that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. Is that the kind of guy you are, Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll go out on a date with someone as long

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<v Speaker 1>as they get all up in there first. Gosh um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean technically, I guess in this situation. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of I'm kind of right about that. He

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<v Speaker 1>can't listening to the show, We can't continue doing whatever

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<v Speaker 1>that is that you did, Mark well, or that she did.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who did it. Let me explain. I

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<v Speaker 1>met her at a dentist's office. Yeah, that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>say that. He said that she's a done hygienis then

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<v Speaker 1>he met her at the office, So heart all up

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<v Speaker 1>in his mouth, and then he apparently asked her on

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<v Speaker 1>a date. First a filthy mind before we get to

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<v Speaker 1>your date, Mark, how did you ask her out with

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<v Speaker 1>all those tools in your mouth? Yeah, well it was

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<v Speaker 1>a little embarrassing, to be honest to because, like, so

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the duatist office, and you know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen her right away. She was at the reception at dusk.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like super good looking, you know, like very

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<v Speaker 1>very cute. Yeah, they kind of all, but she I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she definitely caught my eyes. So like right away, I

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like, you know, shy, and then all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, she stands up and I heard Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>and I look up and a turn she's bringing me

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<v Speaker 1>back into the office. So you're suddenly like, oh my god, Fate,

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<v Speaker 1>it's happening. What karma did I do to deserve this?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, it's coming true. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but come to find out, she's a hygienist

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<v Speaker 1>and she was going to clean my teeth, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to play it cool, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was absolutely like not what I ended up being.

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<v Speaker 1>I was not cool at all. Probably where you hope

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a disgusting mouth right. No, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>have a disgusting mouth mark. I've wondered that about you

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<v Speaker 1>for a while now. No, not at all. Why weren't

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<v Speaker 1>you cool while you were in the chair. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to like kind of just give her heads up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have no idea why I even said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, just so you know, I'm a bleeder. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And then what made matters worse was so, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that like suction host thing. Yeah, so like that must

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<v Speaker 1>have like slipped or something, and it it gagged me,

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<v Speaker 1>so like next you know, I'm I'm dry heaving in

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<v Speaker 1>front of this hot girl. No, it was like super embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was just like just really not looking cool

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<v Speaker 1>at all. And no woman likes a man with a

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<v Speaker 1>bad gag reflex. It's her job. She's used to seeing

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<v Speaker 1>things like that. Yeah, so yeah exactly. So luckily, like

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<v Speaker 1>she was really nice and kind and everything, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think like that like ruined it for me

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<v Speaker 1>at all, because well, before I get too far ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of myself, she was also like, I can help you

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<v Speaker 1>schedule your next appointment, and I was like, for whatever reason, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was wrong. With me that day.

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<v Speaker 1>But I said, um, I go you mean like a dentist'

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<v Speaker 1>appointment or a you appointment. That might have been the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing you did. For sure, talk about how much

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<v Speaker 1>blood you're gonna spill dry heave, But that line right

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<v Speaker 1>there is probably the creepiest thing that you did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what. We had, like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of chemistry. We were kind of flirting, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>thought that maybe she knew exactly that I was talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, taking her out on a date. What she say?

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<v Speaker 1>What was her reaction? She was like, what, I work here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a hygienius, you know, like I ahouldn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you were talking about. So you got to explain her. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to cleverly ask you on a date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm sorry, I just meant, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a on a date sometime?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming she said yes. She said yes, Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. That's actually a really cute story. So what'd

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<v Speaker 1>you do when you went on your date? So we

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<v Speaker 1>were like texting a little bit, and I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>where do you want to go? And she picked this

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<v Speaker 1>organic pizza place, and I was like, sure, whatever, that's cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and I picked her up and we went to the

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<v Speaker 1>pizza place and it was a lot of fun and

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<v Speaker 1>the foods as she's like amazing, But my my body

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think so did you actually puke this time instead

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<v Speaker 1>of just dry heaving. So after we ate on the

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<v Speaker 1>way home to drop her off, I had to take

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<v Speaker 1>three emergency stops at gas stations, oh to use the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>to use the bathroom. And I'm not just talking like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta just run in and play a lottle ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like feeling into the talking lit. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that is humiliating, and I to say it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>could see why she's not calling you back after that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean not only with my lame pickup lines

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<v Speaker 1>and gagging in front of her and the dentist office,

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<v Speaker 1>but stopping at the gas station a few times for

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<v Speaker 1>emergency breaks. I'm just kind of looking for a miracle

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<v Speaker 1>here because I haven't heard back. All right, so we

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<v Speaker 1>already Yeah, I don't even need to ask, like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think went wrong? Why do you think she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back? I think you know, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that maybe you can throw it out there for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date and maybe she'll give you another shot. Yeah. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>I've listened to you guys before, and I know you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can perform miracles. I'm looking for one today. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope to see if we can do it. We'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song and then come back and call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. All right, just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hold hands, lights some candles, and throw out the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>hell Mary you can for me slate. All right, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it right after this looking jubil in the morning date,

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of a second day update. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just joining us, we're gonna try to do

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<v Speaker 1>the impossible and get Mark a second date Courtney. If

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<v Speaker 1>you missed the first part. He met Courtney at his

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<v Speaker 1>denist's office. She's the hygenis who actually cleaned his teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of embarrassing for him because he has

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible gag reflex and ended up dry heaving when

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<v Speaker 1>she put the little section thing in his mouth. He

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<v Speaker 1>also mentioned how he's a bleeder and they had a

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<v Speaker 1>really awkward line asking her out, but she did say yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it went out for pizza. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>really good pizza place. Until to drive home when the

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<v Speaker 1>pizza didn't sit right in his tummy, and he had

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<v Speaker 1>to stop three different times to use the bathroom before

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<v Speaker 1>he dropped her off. So he's pretty sure he knows

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<v Speaker 1>why he ruined the date. Oh my, I never asked,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so curious. When you finally got to her

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<v Speaker 1>house after the three emergency stops, what was the exit

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<v Speaker 1>like from the car? She was very quiet. There wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like a definite like I'm gonna see you again. It

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<v Speaker 1>definitely felt like that was it. She didn't offer her

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<v Speaker 1>so like you need to come in and use my

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom before you get back on the road. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't do that. All right, Well I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>her right now. Here we go, okay, all right, good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's gonna be a tough one for you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Hello, Ahi? Is this Courtney? Yeah? This is Courtney.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Courtney? How are you? This is Jewel from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Courtney.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing? I'm good? Oh? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Not much? Just hanging out. Thought we'd give you a call.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on with you today? Hey? Um? Just working oh,

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<v Speaker 1>oh nice, you work as a dental assistant. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you know that? We know a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>new Courtney? Okay, this is getting really creepy. All right, Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the radio show Broken Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you might already be familiar with us,

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<v Speaker 1>but we do the second day update on our show.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard that? Yeah? I have. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody emailed us about you. Oh god, you're so excited. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know how these things? Have you been out

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<v Speaker 1>on a lot of dates in the last few weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm a single lady. I spend some time

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<v Speaker 1>out occasionally. Okay, any dudes in particular that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see again? Oh, you got a pint in paper?

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I guess we don't have that much time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just tell you who emailed us. His name is Mark.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh yeah, you remember Mark. Of course

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<v Speaker 1>I remember Mark. Yeah, all right, Well, Mark emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>because he says that he's pretty sure he knows you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk to him because your date didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go that great. Yeah, that's an understatement. Yeah. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us about how he had to stop three different times

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<v Speaker 1>on the way to drop you off to use the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom because the PA didn't treat his stummy right. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but at first I didn't know that. So he's driving crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>just stopping at all the like, you know, gas stations

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<v Speaker 1>around town. What you didn't tell you, wasn't it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of obvious? Like what else would he be stopping for? Well? No,

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<v Speaker 1>At first, I'm like, maybe he needs a snack, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he needs gum. Who knows. The second and third time,

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<v Speaker 1>it got a little weird, all right, so you knew

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what was going on, but probably the second or

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<v Speaker 1>at least a third time for sure, for sure. So

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad for him because I'm like, this is awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, nobody wants to have like an upset stomach

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<v Speaker 1>on a date. That's so awkward. Did that ruin everything

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<v Speaker 1>for you? No? It was like, okay, I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad for him, you know, but we've all been there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. Were you attracted to him before that? Totally?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a cute guy, he's nice. Okay, So if the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom breaks didn't bother you, what did? So he goes

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<v Speaker 1>in for the third time, and I'm like, okay, he's

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<v Speaker 1>been in there a while let me just do something

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<v Speaker 1>cute to try to make him feel better. I take

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<v Speaker 1>a cute selfie. I go to send it to him,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking like, hey, you know, still here waiting on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope everything's okay, And his phone chimes in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm like, he didn't even take his phone inside. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's an emergency, you're probably just running in. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he was moving quick. But I see that in

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<v Speaker 1>his phone he has me listed as big butt and

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<v Speaker 1>a smile. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be a good thing. It's not big but

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<v Speaker 1>frownie face. It's a big but smile, except I have

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<v Speaker 1>a name. Like, what kind of guys do like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this so played out? Who does that anymore? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Well I can't explain you, but that is like you

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<v Speaker 1>could just say the girl's name. Okay, So you'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>been saved in his phone as Courtney instead of big

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<v Speaker 1>button a smile totally, or just put an emoji like

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<v Speaker 1>only guys to do that are douchebags and married guys. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I wish somebody would say me in their

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<v Speaker 1>phone is big button a smile? I don't think it

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<v Speaker 1>as a compliment, but obviously you didn't, and that's the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that you don't want to see him again. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, my butt isn't even that big, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it is great, But Courtney, I mean, is

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<v Speaker 1>there any chance that he just like forgot your name

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<v Speaker 1>when he put it in his phone or something. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me a little more creative and respectful, like Hi Jennie

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<v Speaker 1>Hotty instead exactly Hijennis with double ds? Okay, a little

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<v Speaker 1>too far. Well, thank you for being awest with us.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that. I will let Mark know. Actually, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just let him know? Because if you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update before? Oh my god, yeah right,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark is on the other line and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Oh my god, Mark. Yeah. He Courtney, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. I thought that I did not mean to

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<v Speaker 1>offend you whatsoever with that. I mean, what did you

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<v Speaker 1>think was going to happen? Like if I saw that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know. I definitely was not planning

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<v Speaker 1>on you seeing that. So I think the real question is, Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>why big booty, why big booty smile? Why was that

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<v Speaker 1>your choice? Well? I was listening to some rap music

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<v Speaker 1>and I just big, big button a smile, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like she got a nice butt in a great smile,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know she does work in a dentist's office.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, okay, kind of I see how it works though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so like that part, it popped in my head and

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<v Speaker 1>I just popped into my phone. I didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>really didn't even think anything of it at all. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not like that at all. I mean, yeah, but like

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<v Speaker 1>big button a smile, it's not really that respectful. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean it like it was like a bad big butt,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like I meant it was like a big butt.

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<v Speaker 1>What even is that bad big butts? It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like Frumpy, you know, like you've seen him. They're like, yeah, yours,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like completely out. I said, it's nice. It's

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<v Speaker 1>funny that you mentioned that because the whole time you

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<v Speaker 1>were with me, I was facing you. So how did

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<v Speaker 1>you even see my butt? Well that's a really good question.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there an answer? Yeah, Well that that one time

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<v Speaker 1>when I was, you know, in your office, when I

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<v Speaker 1>was dry gagging. You know, you're like, let me give

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<v Speaker 1>you some time, I'll be right back, And when you

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<v Speaker 1>left the office, that's when I noticed it. Wow, should

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<v Speaker 1>I take that as a compliment? Yes, no, Mark, Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>here is where you answer other things that you like

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<v Speaker 1>about her outside of just her butt. This is when

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<v Speaker 1>you say, yeah, but also you were this I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was like I'm telling you, she was in

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<v Speaker 1>scrubs too, so it's like, yeah, it's really nice if

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you have a nice butt and scrubs.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's yeah. So can we just get off

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<v Speaker 1>my butt for a second. Is there anything else you noticed? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Your smile. Okay, these are the only two things that

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<v Speaker 1>you've been able to talk about so far, Mark, you

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<v Speaker 1>got anything else? Well, yes, Like I said at the

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<v Speaker 1>very beginning, you know, it's like when I first saw her,

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<v Speaker 1>she was sitting down, so obviously we can rule out

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only thing I thought about was her. But

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<v Speaker 1>she was sitting down at the desk when I saw

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<v Speaker 1>her beautiful face, and I was thrown off. I was nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I completely made it an myself, just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to like no pun intended and like you're super nice

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<v Speaker 1>and kind, Like you didn't make me feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>huge idiot for like gagging like a shriek in your office,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Okay, Well, I do appreciate that you at

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<v Speaker 1>least notice that. I mean, and we had a really

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<v Speaker 1>good time at the pizza place before, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole date, the bed, and that also was pun intended

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<v Speaker 1>because I was literally everywhere. I hope somebody just tuned

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<v Speaker 1>in right now and just her. I was gagging all

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<v Speaker 1>over you in your office and then I was everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>This date was amazing. Hey, Courtney, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Mark again on a second date? Can

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<v Speaker 1>he redeem himself? Will you out with him one more time?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. I mean, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't blame you. It was just a situation so many

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, like I wouldn't be asking for another

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<v Speaker 1>date with you if if I didn't really think that

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<v Speaker 1>there's something here with you. I mean, I'm on a

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<v Speaker 1>radio station, you know, asking for a miracle, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>how much you mean to me. You know. I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know a shot and see where it goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And I'm really sorry about what I thought

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like a funny, stupid nickname. I'll change

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<v Speaker 1>your name in my phone right now. Yeah, well, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to change it to? Good question? Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl with a big button smile. I'm just Mark.

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<v Speaker 1>You almost had me. I was joking. It's just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be just Courtney, I promise. I mean, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>admit it's an unlikely story, but there is something kind

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<v Speaker 1>of charming about this. I do appreciate all your efforts.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's try it. Let's go on one more date

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<v Speaker 1>and see how it goes. Yes, oh my congratulations. Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah we did it. You wish for a miracle,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were able to get you a miracle, and

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<v Speaker 1>now you have a second date with Courtney. Anything is possible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>anything is possible. When you hit your pants, I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's the saying broken jewel in the morning.