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Speaker 1: sah dot com Rooking Jumbles Second date Update. It's not

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Speaker 1: often that we get requests for second date updates from

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Speaker 1: guys that have already had the girl inside of them

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Speaker 1: before the date even happened. What you talk sounds like

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Speaker 1: the kind of guy in Mark is because aparably that's

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Speaker 1: what happened. Is that the kind of guy you are, Mark,

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Speaker 1: you'll go out on a date with someone as long

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Speaker 1: as they get all up in there first. Gosh um,

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Speaker 1: I mean technically, I guess in this situation. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of I'm kind of right about that. He

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Speaker 1: can't listening to the show, We can't continue doing whatever

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Speaker 1: that is that you did, Mark well, or that she did.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who did it. Let me explain. I

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Speaker 1: met her at a dentist's office. Yeah, that's why I

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Speaker 1: say that. He said that she's a done hygienis then

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Speaker 1: he met her at the office, So heart all up

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Speaker 1: in his mouth, and then he apparently asked her on

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Speaker 1: a date. First a filthy mind before we get to

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Speaker 1: your date, Mark, how did you ask her out with

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Speaker 1: all those tools in your mouth? Yeah, well it was

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Speaker 1: a little embarrassing, to be honest to because, like, so

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Speaker 1: I went to the duatist office, and you know, I've

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Speaker 1: seen her right away. She was at the reception at dusk.

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Speaker 1: She was like super good looking, you know, like very

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Speaker 1: very cute. Yeah, they kind of all, but she I mean,

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Speaker 1: was kind of like, you know, shy, and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, she stands up and I heard Mark,

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Speaker 1: and I look up and a turn she's bringing me

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Speaker 1: back into the office. So you're suddenly like, oh my god, Fate,

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Speaker 1: it's happening. What karma did I do to deserve this?

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's coming true. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but come to find out, she's a hygienist

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Speaker 1: and she was going to clean my teeth, and like,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to play it cool, you know, and

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Speaker 1: it was absolutely like not what I ended up being.

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Speaker 1: I was not cool at all. Probably where you hope

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Speaker 1: you don't have a disgusting mouth right. No, no, you

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Speaker 1: have a disgusting mouth mark. I've wondered that about you

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Speaker 1: for a while now. No, not at all. Why weren't

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Speaker 1: And I have no idea why I even said it.

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Speaker 1: I just said, just so you know, I'm a bleeder. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then what made matters worse was so, you know

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Speaker 1: so like next you know, I'm I'm dry heaving in

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Speaker 1: I don't think like that like ruined it for me

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Speaker 1: schedule your next appointment, and I was like, for whatever reason, again,

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Speaker 1: But I said, um, I go you mean like a dentist'

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Speaker 1: worst thing you did. For sure, talk about how much

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Speaker 1: there is probably the creepiest thing that you did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: What was her reaction? She was like, what, I work here,

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Speaker 1: I'm just a hygienius, you know, like I ahouldn't know

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Speaker 1: hoping that maybe you can throw it out there for

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Speaker 1: a second date and maybe she'll give you another shot. Yeah. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I've listened to you guys before, and I know you

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Speaker 1: hope to see if we can do it. We'll play

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Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call her and

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Speaker 1: hold hands, lights some candles, and throw out the biggest

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Speaker 1: do it right after this looking jubil in the morning date,

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Speaker 1: right in the middle of a second day update. And

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Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, we're gonna try to do

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Speaker 1: the impossible and get Mark a second date Courtney. If

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Speaker 1: you missed the first part. He met Courtney at his

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Speaker 1: and then it went out for pizza. It was a

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Speaker 1: why he ruined the date. Oh my, I never asked,

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Speaker 1: And I'm so curious. When you finally got to her

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Speaker 1: like from the car? She was very quiet. There wasn't

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Speaker 1: like a definite like I'm gonna see you again. It

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Speaker 1: definitely felt like that was it. She didn't offer her

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Speaker 1: so like you need to come in and use my

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Speaker 1: bathroom before you get back on the road. No, no,

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Speaker 1: she didn't do that. All right, Well I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: her right now. Here we go, okay, all right, good luck.

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Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be a tough one for you guys.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hello, Ahi? Is this Courtney? Yeah? This is Courtney.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Courtney? How are you? This is Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Courtney.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good? Oh? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Not much? Just hanging out. Thought we'd give you a call.

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Speaker 1: What's going on with you today? Hey? Um? Just working oh,

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Speaker 1: oh nice, you work as a dental assistant. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how do you know that? We know a lot about

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Speaker 1: new Courtney? Okay, this is getting really creepy. All right, Courtney,

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Speaker 1: this is the radio show Broken Jewel in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you might already be familiar with us,

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Speaker 1: but we do the second day update on our show.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that? Yeah? I have. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: somebody emailed us about you. Oh god, you're so excited. Well,

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Speaker 1: you never know how these things? Have you been out

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm a single lady. I spend some time

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Speaker 1: out occasionally. Okay, any dudes in particular that you don't

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Speaker 1: want to see again? Oh, you got a pint in paper?

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Speaker 1: I do. I guess we don't have that much time.

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Speaker 1: I'll just tell you who emailed us. His name is Mark.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh yeah, you remember Mark. Of course

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Speaker 1: I remember Mark. Yeah, all right, Well, Mark emailed us

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Speaker 1: because he says that he's pretty sure he knows you

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Speaker 1: don't want to talk to him because your date didn't

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Speaker 1: go that great. Yeah, that's an understatement. Yeah. He told

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Speaker 1: bathroom because the PA didn't treat his stummy right. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but at first I didn't know that. So he's driving crazy,

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Speaker 1: around town. What you didn't tell you, wasn't it kind

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Speaker 1: of obvious? Like what else would he be stopping for? Well? No,

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Speaker 1: At first, I'm like, maybe he needs a snack, maybe

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Speaker 1: it got a little weird, all right, so you knew

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Speaker 1: I feel bad for him because I'm like, this is awful.

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Speaker 1: Of course, nobody wants to have like an upset stomach

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Speaker 1: on a date. That's so awkward. Did that ruin everything

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Speaker 1: for you? No? It was like, okay, I just feel

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Speaker 1: It's fine. Were you attracted to him before that? Totally?

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Speaker 1: He's a cute guy, he's nice. Okay, So if the

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Speaker 1: bathroom breaks didn't bother you, what did? So he goes

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Speaker 1: in for the third time, and I'm like, okay, he's

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Speaker 1: a cute selfie. I go to send it to him,

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Speaker 1: thinking like, hey, you know, still here waiting on you.

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Speaker 1: Hope everything's okay, And his phone chimes in the car,

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, he didn't even take his phone inside. Well,

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Speaker 1: if it's an emergency, you're probably just running in. I

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Speaker 1: mean he was moving quick. But I see that in

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Speaker 1: a smile. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could be a good thing. It's not big but

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Speaker 1: frownie face. It's a big but smile, except I have

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Speaker 1: a name. Like, what kind of guys do like that?

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Speaker 1: Is this so played out? Who does that anymore? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well I can't explain you, but that is like you

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Speaker 1: could just say the girl's name. Okay, So you'd rather

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Speaker 1: been saved in his phone as Courtney instead of big

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Speaker 1: button a smile totally, or just put an emoji like

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Speaker 1: only guys to do that are douchebags and married guys. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I wish somebody would say me in their

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Speaker 1: phone is big button a smile? I don't think it

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Speaker 1: What even is that bad big butts? It's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: Is there an answer? Yeah, Well that that one time

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Speaker 1: I mean, I completely made it an myself, just trying

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Speaker 1: This date was amazing. Hey, Courtney, would you like to

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I mean, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: just want to know a shot and see where it goes,

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Speaker 1: you know. And I'm really sorry about what I thought

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Speaker 1: was kind of like a funny, stupid nickname. I'll change

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Speaker 1: your name in my phone right now. Yeah, well, what

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Speaker 1: are you going to change it to? Good question? Courtney,

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Speaker 1: the girl with a big button smile. I'm just Mark.

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Speaker 1: You almost had me. I was joking. It's just gonna

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Speaker 1: be just Courtney, I promise. I mean, I have to

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Speaker 1: and see how it goes. Yes, oh my congratulations. Mark,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah we did it. You wish for a miracle,

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Speaker 1: and we were able to get you a miracle, and

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Speaker 1: now you have a second date with Courtney. Anything is possible. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: anything is possible. When you hit your pants, I think

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